Good Deed

My motto is to do a good deed every day.
When I was at a bar and shouted, "Can I get a Sam!", the female bartender happily answered, "Sure thing!"
It makes me so happy when someone else is this happy!
Doing a good deed every day is awesome!

But inside...
That woman probably thought I was a loser for sitting alone at a cheap bar in the middle of the night.
Dammit! I can't keep up with this crap!
Hey sweetcheeks, gimme another Sam!
Huuuh!? Not a Sam Adams! I'm obviously talking about raw salmon!