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  1.  
  2.  
  3. Server started; please wait for map to refresh.
  4. TWILT has connected.
  5. Tokens dropped onto map 'Unknown Warehouse' by player TWILT (Player)
  6. Thrice has connected.
  7. Thrice:
  8. Right dammit I never turned view as player off
  9. Thrice is disconnected.
  10. Thrice has connected.
  11. Thrice:
  12. you cannot turn that off if you ARE a player
  13. Thrice:
  14. so that little icon would've been floating there mocking me the whole time
  15. Thrice:
  16. Why is Reborn's hat lying on the ground in the Warehouse
  17. Tokens dropped onto map 'Waratel Rise' by player TWILT (Player)
  18.  
  19. Shuma-Gorath:
  20. i dunno
  21.  
  22. Shuma-Gorath:
  23. *bips bedora*'
  24. NotJohn has connected.
  25. NotJohn:
  26. bloop
  27. Katherine:
  28. Well
  29.  
  30. Shuma-Gorath:
  31. erma gherd
  32. NotJohn:
  33. erma gherd
  34. NotJohn:
  35. i cant even
  36.  
  37. Katherine:
  38. guess you guys can do the Manlag stuff first while we wait forever for MT
  39.  
  40. PoliceCar:
  41. *continues to burn horribly*
  42.  
  43. Manikin:
  44. where were we
  45. Thrice:
  46. FF6 Street
  47. Katherine:
  48. Locke Street
  49. Thrice:
  50. Ain't that what I just said, whore
  51.  
  52. Manikin:
  53. o
  54.  
  55. Katherine:
  56. I-I was typing that ._.
  57. Thrice:
  58. We were heading to go tell Catherim about how we erased shit I think
  59. Thrice:
  60. And also that one of the cars got destroyed by some faggot
  61. Thrice:
  62. and Chase was talking about souls
  63.  
  64. Manikin:
  65. is it meta to ask about soul albums
  66.  
  67. Manikin:
  68. lol
  69. Thrice:
  70. Probably not
  71. Thrice:
  72. That kid was talking about them, and Chase mentioned souls
  73.  
  74. Chase:
  75. Chase stands in place, scornfully staring at Weatherup as he leaves the area with a solid leap over a building, and holds his sweating palm. He tries to the best of his abilities to retain his cool again, and refastens his hoodie. "Perhaps now was not the best of times to act on petty vengeance..." He mutters to himself.
  76.  
  77. Katherine:
  78. it's prolly alright if you word it like how Weatherup's was making noodles
  79.  
  80. Manikin:
  81. have weatherup and k girl said their names
  82. Jetlag: (( they've ))
  83.  
  84. Jetlag:
  85. "Nah, that's all right. Everyone needs some revenge now and then. Just, next time, keep it to the guy who pissed you off, you know?"
  86.  
  87. Manikin:
  88. "Hey Chase, that kid said he got his weird noodle powers from a... Soul Album? Do you know what that's all about?"
  89.  
  90. Chase:
  91. Chase forcibly tugs the straps of his hoodie, tightening his mouth and muffling his voice a little. "So I suppose you're out of the know? Guess you must not get around the streets too often. Don't worry, I won't think any less of you...." Chase loosens his hoodie again and takes a deep breath. "In lowly terms, It's the manifestation of your Soul. Just brought to physical form. Heh, and to think before this whole game, I thought they were just rumors and pie-in-the-sky fantasies. That's what I deserve for not believing."
  92.  
  93. Chase:
  94. "Essentially there are rudies and...perhaps others who are so are so in sync with their souls, they can act them out in the physical world with no problem. It's a truly awesome power...shame one of the few capable of doing such happened to be -him-..."
  95.  
  96. Chase:
  97. "Ah, ah, envy is a vice. I should be focusing on bettering myself instead. Just ignore that."
  98.  
  99. Jetlag:
  100. Jet tucks his hands behind his head and walks on, "Don't fret it, I still don't believe it, and I'm supposed to've seen it before my very eyes. Even if it's true, it isn't as if it's something for me to worry about."
  101.  
  102. Manikin:
  103. "No, that is a shame..." Manikin takes a moment and looks up in thought before following Jetlag. "Let's go turn in those missions. See ya, Chase."
  104.  
  105. Manikin:
  106. to da rise?
  107. Katherine:
  108. unless sudden PLOT TWIST that forces you to stay here (gst)
  109.  
  110. Chase:
  111. "Heh. That's the spirit guys. Just keep on the lookout every once in a while. I'm always here to help..." Chase throws his skateboard down and leaps onto it, the inertia sending him careening off.
  112.  
  113. PoliceCar:
  114. Yeah that's pretty much all here
  115.  
  116. Jetlag:
  117. "All right, let's go tell the police lady the good news...and the bad news, if we have to."
  118.  
  119. Police Officer:
  120. "Urgh rugh, I'll be right behind you. Doesn't look like I'll be able to step on the gas anytime today."
  121.  
  122. Jetlag:
  123. "Word of warning, make sure you don't have any of that gas on your clothes before we go see your boss."
  124.  
  125. Manikin:
  126. im on rise right now
  127. Thrice:
  128. I've no idea where we're supposed to be mapwise
  129.  
  130. Catherim:
  131. Cathy goes through several papers with a stressed look on her face by the time you arrive. "What is it this time? Oh right, it's uh...2:50 right now. Sure hope you got the job done."
  132.  
  133. Catherim:
  134. Supposedly on the station from before
  135.  
  136. Katherine:
  137. you just barely made it
  138.  
  139. Manikin:
  140. woo
  141.  
  142. Manikin:
  143. "Sure did."
  144.  
  145. Jetlag:
  146. "Yep. Erased all of it. A little trouble came along, but nothing to waste my breath on."
  147.  
  148. Catherim:
  149. "AAaiii...I can't believe you deadbeat vandals managed to fulfill my requests on time. And here I was planning on trying out my new taser upgrades on you when you inevitably failed..."
  150.  
  151. Police Officer:
  152. "Phew, sorry chief, ran into a bit of trouble on the way here!"
  153.  
  154. Catherim:
  155. "Oh?!" Catherim smiles and picks up her new taser. "And what would that be?"
  156.  
  157. Jetlag:
  158. "Aaagghh...I said 'if we have to', man..."
  159.  
  160. Police Officer:
  161. "Uh, n-nothing! Everything went just fine and smooth, I just had to go....shuck....some....corn...."
  162.  
  163. Manikin:
  164. Manikin rolls his eyes.
  165.  
  166. Catherim:
  167. Catherim somberly sets her gun away and frowns. "I hate corn.... anyway, we've saved your money for you -before- anyone could spend it all on horrible lewdities, so take it quick."
  168.  
  169. Manikin:
  170. $145 money in da bank pimpin aint easy
  171. Jetlag: (( i think I had like 105 ))
  172. Jetlag: (( I do not entirely remember, but it wasn't a whole lot ))
  173.  
  174. Catherim:
  175. Cathy removes her hat and dusts it off a little. "I'm not kidding when I say working on the force these days is such a pain. Hopefully this will open your eyes a little before you decide to casually break the law."
  176.  
  177. Catherim:
  178. "Aw who am I kidding. I'm probably gonna need to use this taser on you the moment you change your minds, as always. Let's just pretend we have any degree of good will for today."
  179.  
  180. Jetlag:
  181. "Hey, like I said, this is pretty much what we do on our own. Fighting other gangs, racing people, showing guys up... We were just doing it for other people this time."
  182.  
  183. Manikin:
  184. "Just a little bit." Manikin lets out a chuckle that quickly turns into a groan. "That taser..."
  185.  
  186. Jetlag:
  187. "If this is so hard for you, think about what it's like for people who've gotta do it every day to make ends meet....and who also have to deal with people running around trying to taze 'em for it."
  188.  
  189. Manikin:
  190. brb for a few mins
  191.  
  192. Catherim:
  193. Catherim smiles and laughs to herself. "I hear that kind of blabber 24/7 from you guys. Word for word. Don't think you're anything special. You will never know what 'making ends meet' truly means until you walk in the shoes of the force."
  194.  
  195. Catherim:
  196. Cath angrily caresses her taser. "In fact, it's because of these chumps who think they're above the law all the time that they have to make ends meet in the first place!" Her reddened face only comes secondary to the sound of her grinding her teeth together.
  197.  
  198. Jetlag:
  199. "I never said I was special, lady. But if you hear that from everyone, maybe you should start believing it. A bunch of otherwise adversarial peeps agreeing on something doesn't make it any less true. Sorta the other way around." He raises a brow, then narrows his eyes, "You seem more stressed out than usual. ...somehow."
  200.  
  201. Manikin:
  202. back
  203.  
  204. Catherim:
  205. "Well of course the grand majority lying on the wrong end of the moral spectrum would try and make me out as the bad guy. And that's something I REALLY don't want to deal with today...So I advise you get going, before you blab yourself into a painful corner."
  206.  
  207. Manikin:
  208. "Uhh... have a good day!" Manikin hurries out of there. "Let's go Jet, not feeling a taser right now..."
  209.  
  210. Manikin:
  211. "Take it easy," Manikin nods to the Police Officer before exiting.
  212.  
  213. Jetlag:
  214. "Nobody's the bad guy. I'm just saying, remove a part of the equation, and our sides are pretty similar. Moreso than most of either side'd like to admit... Well, I won't bother you guys any more. See you around." He waves, then follows Manny to wherever we were going again
  215.  
  216. Manikin:
  217. idk where to
  218.  
  219. Manikin:
  220. i'd say meet up with chloe and sophia but
  221. MarthTrinity has connected.
  222.  
  223. Katherine:
  224. JUST IN TIME
  225.  
  226. Catherim:
  227. :}
  228.  
  229. Manikin:
  230.  
  231.  
  232. Katherine:
  233. did you guys actually get your money back
  234.  
  235. Katherine:
  236. oh you did
  237. Jetlag: (( Yeah, we did ))
  238. MarthTrinity:
  239. Gonna be here as much as I can.
  240. Jetlag: (( Or rather, Manny did ))
  241.  
  242. Katherine:
  243. right there, to where my token was-
  244.  
  245. Radio:
  246. So jetlag and manny were literally just about to meet chloe and sophie on the rise
  247. Jetlag: (( I'm still 15 dolalrs in the whole because Tirk hates me ))
  248.  
  249. Jetlag:
  250. ...hole*
  251. Tokens dropped onto map 'Waratel Rise' by player TWILT (Player)
  252.  
  253. Sophia :
  254. pls tell me this is the updated token
  255.  
  256. Sophia :
  257. yes it is
  258.  
  259. Radio:
  260. it is now about 3 PM on Wednesday and you currently have 6000 points.
  261.  
  262. Sophia :
  263. Shouldn't we be at 6500?
  264. Tokens dropped onto map 'Waratel Rise' by player MarthTrinity (Player)
  265.  
  266. Sophia :
  267. Sophia skates along. "I wonder how Manny and Jetlaggy are holding up?"
  268. Jetlag: (( Should be 6500 after that, yeah ))
  269. Jetlag: (( or well 6000 and whatever that mission was worth ))
  270. Jetlag: (( We were at 6000 after the tracking mission ))
  271.  
  272. Chloe:
  273. "Not gonna wager any guesses at that. Last time we did, it came true...sooooo..."
  274. Emergency has connected.
  275.  
  276. Manikin:
  277. sup homies
  278.  
  279. Radio:
  280. Hmm, I suppose you are
  281.  
  282. Radio:
  283. so make that 6500
  284.  
  285. Chloe:
  286. Chloe looks up and spots the other two team members, "Hey. From the looks of the points you guys beat your mission too?"
  287.  
  288. Manikin:
  289. "Yup, got our money back."
  290.  
  291. Sophia :
  292. "Woo, looks like we're off to a good start today!"
  293. Jetlag:
  294. "Mm..beat, sure. I hit a middle ground, overall."
  295.  
  296. Jetlag:
  297. m
  298.  
  299. Manikin:
  300. mipd
  301.  
  302. Manikin:
  303. "We ran into our favorite skater, Chase."
  304.  
  305. Jetlag:
  306. "Him, and our new least favourite skater....whatever his name was. I forget."
  307.  
  308. Sophia :
  309. "Oh? Well, we raced against a robotic Abe Lincoln with a skateboard in a museum! Was pretty fun!"
  310.  
  311. Manikin:
  312. u high brah?
  313.  
  314. Jetlag:
  315. "..yeah, I'm tacking that onto the list of "things I've heard today that I don't believe".
  316.  
  317. Jetlag:
  318. "*
  319.  
  320. Manikin:
  321. "Did you stop by Marcy's beforehand...?"
  322. Emergency: (( Everyone did ))
  323.  
  324. Sophia :
  325. "B-but it's true!" She pouts. "I even got this from it!" She takes out the green floppy she got from Lincoln.
  326.  
  327. Manikin:
  328. Manikin suddenly remembers the floppy hunt the computer file sent them on. "Can I see that?"
  329.  
  330. Sophia :
  331. "Knock yourself out." She hands it over.
  332.  
  333. Manikin:
  334. "The computer back at the warehouse had a text file that listed out a bunch of places that would have floppies. Apparently there's something important on each of them and it told us we should collect them all."
  335.  
  336. Chloe:
  337. Chloe snaps back to attention, "Sorry, spaced out a bit." She looks over at Manikin, "So you're saying that floppy actually means something useful?"
  338.  
  339. Jetlag:
  340. "Sounds familiar, yeah. I'd forgotten about it... I'd check my phone for 'em, but it's gone."
  341.  
  342. Sophia :
  343. "Eh? What happened to your phone?"
  344.  
  345. Manikin:
  346. "Little twerp we ran into turned it into noodles."
  347.  
  348. Manikin:
  349. "Not a figure of speech."
  350.  
  351. Sophia :
  352. "...Pardon?"
  353.  
  354. Chloe:
  355. "...and you said robotic Abe was weird?"
  356.  
  357. Jetlag:
  358. "That's another thing I don't believe."
  359.  
  360. Manikin:
  361. "Yeahhh..." Manikin lightly laughs at the absurdity of this all. "He said he could do those things because of something called a Soul Album."
  362. Emergency: (( *audible thunder* ))
  363. Radio: (( :^0 ))
  364.  
  365. Sophia :
  366. "What's a Soul Album?"
  367.  
  368. Chloe:
  369. "...so some people already have them..."
  370.  
  371. Manikin:
  372. "I dunno, not a CD." He says to Sophie, and then turns to Chloe. "Chase said that to- Excuse me?"
  373.  
  374. Chloe:
  375. Chloe grins, "You're excused."
  376.  
  377. Jetlag:
  378. "Just some fairy tale, no need to worry about it."
  379.  
  380. Chloe:
  381. "Oh? What? You expected me to expand on that?"
  382.  
  383. Manikin:
  384. "A little. I mean, I'd like to turn things into noodles."
  385. Emergency: (( You're the last person we need having any kind of powers ))
  386. Chloe: (( Ooo, burn. ))
  387.  
  388. Manikin:
  389.  
  390.  
  391. Chloe:
  392. "You know, I would've thought they were just lame old fairy tales too before we fought a seven story dinosaur but...I don't know."
  393.  
  394. Sophia :
  395. "You can turn things into noodles with these...albums? I'd say that's the stupidest thing I've ever heard, but considering what's been happening the past few days..." Sophia sighs a little.
  396.  
  397. Sophia :
  398. "...Oh and speaking of noodles, maybe we should grab some grub? We could use the energy."
  399.  
  400. Manikin:
  401. "Chase said it's an extension of your soul... or who you are, I guess. I suppose it's different for everyone."
  402. Emergency: (( Manny: My internal soul is made up of gummy worm tentacles to pick up all the baes. ))
  403.  
  404. Chloe:
  405. "Tch, that painting bastard sure does get around." Chloe smirks, "A soul album...yeah, it's supposed to be who you are manifested into a physical power, kinda. So that noodle guy I guess is obsessed with food or some shit, I unno."
  406.  
  407. Manikin:
  408. "He turned a building into noodles, ate it, and turned his hand into a hammer. So yeah, he likes noodles."
  409.  
  410. Jetlag:
  411. "Well...you guys go on living in your wondrous imaginations. As for me, I'm with Sophia. I hardly ate at all yesterday, I'm starving."
  412.  
  413. Chloe:
  414. "Sounds...weird. But yeah, it's supposed to take form when your soul awakens or some cheesy shit like that, least that's what dad always said..."
  415.  
  416. Chloe:
  417. "...but yeah, who'd believe that kiddy stuff anyway." Chloe suddenly grows quiet, "Yeah, let's go get some food.."
  418. Emergency: (( Fuck Soul Albums ))
  419.  
  420. Manikin:
  421. "Where do you all wanna eat?"
  422.  
  423. Sophia :
  424. "Uhh, we already had Chinese yesterday, soo...something new?" She looks around the place if there's any place good.
  425.  
  426. Manikin:
  427. "I don't really wanna see noodles..."
  428.  
  429. Chloe:
  430. "Well we can never have noodles or burgers again..."
  431.  
  432. Manikin:
  433. "Pizza?"
  434.  
  435. Sophia :
  436. pizza's been ruined forever ago
  437.  
  438. Radio:
  439. Waratel Rise is thankfully kinda good for good eats, assuming your standards aren't very high. There's the Sandwich Chains, Pizza places, chinese takeouts, burger joints, casual dining, you name it.
  440.  
  441. Radio:
  442. Just don't expect anything fancy
  443.  
  444. Sophia :
  445. "Hmmm, sure! No pineapples please."
  446.  
  447. Chloe:
  448. "Disgusting."
  449.  
  450. Manikin:
  451. "Uhhh..." Manny scratches his head and looks around. "There's a Surbway over there?"
  452.  
  453. Jetlag:
  454. "Well, we better hope they're not real. As for what we eat, long as it's nowhere near 'Slicer Sally's', I don't mind."
  455.  
  456. Chloe:
  457. "I don't really care at the moment. For once, I'm not actually hungry."
  458.  
  459. Manikin:
  460. "Sandwiches it is."
  461.  
  462. Sophia :
  463. "Alrighty. Let's go~"
  464.  
  465. Manikin:
  466. should i start a call
  467.  
  468. Sophia :
  469. sure
  470.  
  471. Pizza Bear:
  472. You go to the fookin' Sammich place, which is at the moment relatively popular right now, so there's a bit of crowd going on. Other than that, there's no much of note.
  473. Jetlag: (( I doubt MT can talk, and I'll be eating in a moment ))
  474. Chloe: (( Cannot indeed. ))
  475.  
  476. Sophia :
  477. mic muted
  478.  
  479. Sophia :
  480. and watching the Dylan commentary lol
  481.  
  482. Manikin:
  483. it's doubles so him and d1 are prolly like "wtf is going on"
  484.  
  485. Manikin:
  486. "Popular place, I guess."
  487.  
  488. Sophia :
  489. dat art
  490.  
  491. Sophia :
  492. "Gaahhh, I hate waiting in line...Oh well..."
  493.  
  494. Jetlag:
  495. "No kidding. Well, don't worry about not being hungry, Chloe. By the time we get our food, we'll all have starved, and you'll be just ready for something to eat."
  496.  
  497. Manikin:
  498. Manny takes out a Virtual Pet and plays with it while waiting.
  499.  
  500. Jetlag:
  501. "Ah, that's right...I need to get one of those sometime."
  502.  
  503. Sophia :
  504. then Manny accidently drops it and Godzilla destroys everything
  505.  
  506. Manikin:
  507. oops
  508.  
  509. Bear Hugger:
  510. "Now now, one at a time people! These sandwiches don't grow on, like, magic sammich trees. But hoo boy if they did, world peace here we come!"
  511.  
  512. Manikin:
  513. "Want one? I mean, I have 3 and not really doing anything with them."
  514.  
  515. Chloe:
  516. "I don't know why you'd want to catch those things anyway..." Chloe mutters.
  517.  
  518. Sophia :
  519. "You still owe me for the one I gave you~"
  520.  
  521. Manikin:
  522. "Haha, I'll pay you back later."
  523.  
  524. Manikin:
  525. "Yeah, don't really know why I caught those things, but why not?"
  526.  
  527. Flash Licker:
  528. Speaking of those things, a few Disruptions appear to be poking around the corner, scraping off random bits of...what is that, energy? Either way, they don't seem to be actively attacking anything, which is odd.
  529.  
  530. Flash Licker:
  531. It also appears that despite being crowded, nobody else seems to notice their presence.
  532.  
  533. Jetlag:
  534. "Couple reasons. I'll take one, you want the money now? I actually have some... Wait, is that what I think it is?"
  535.  
  536. Chloe:
  537. "Yeah, but they don't seem to be doing much...I'd say not to cause a scene..."
  538.  
  539. Manikin:
  540. "Naw, just take it," he says, handing the pet over to Jetlag. "It has Lunablaze on it. I haven't summoned any yet so I don't really know what happens if we do..."
  541.  
  542. Jetlag:
  543. "Oh, it has one on it already? That makes things easier... Wait, the hell's a Lunablaze? Is that a Pokemon?"
  544.  
  545. Manikin:
  546. "That fox thing."
  547.  
  548. Manikin:
  549. "Wait, you haven't seen one. It's uh..."
  550.  
  551. Jetlag:
  552. "Okay, a fox thing. That's on fire? I won't complain..."
  553.  
  554. Manikin:
  555. "Yeah, it's really fast," Manny takes a step forward in line.
  556.  
  557. Chloe:
  558. "What fox thing?!" Chloe snaps suddenly, "The hell did you catch?!"
  559.  
  560. Manikin:
  561. "Huh? It's just a tiny disruption!" Manny replies. "It's more cute than anything. We ran into them with Evil Polarity Me."
  562.  
  563. Manikin:
  564. "Who I also caught. Heh."
  565.  
  566. Chloe:
  567. "Oh...one of those...nevermind then..." Chloe settles back down after her minor outburst
  568.  
  569. Bear Hugger:
  570. The line finally dissolves and you're free to order your SAMMICHES without hassle.
  571.  
  572. Manikin:
  573. "Yeah, it's not like I have Godzilla in my pocket," he jokes.
  574.  
  575. Jetlag:
  576. "Evil...Polari--man, that list is getting bigger than I thought."
  577.  
  578. Sophia :
  579. "Finnnaalllyyyy...."
  580.  
  581. Bear Hugger:
  582. idk http://clients.yourareacode.com/shared/userfiles/menus/jpg/71cab6d5296b22a0a8cbc2b9dcdc85e31377094691-1.jpg
  583.  
  584. Manikin:
  585. "Hi, uh, can I get a... uh...," He peers up at the menu. "Um... a Bacon Chicken Ranch?"
  586.  
  587. Manikin:
  588. me whenever i order something
  589.  
  590. Jetlag:
  591. "Just give me a smokey tavern." It's a little late, but we'll start in one anyway
  592.  
  593. Jetlag:
  594. also
  595.  
  596. Jetlag:
  597. >The Hulk Grogan
  598.  
  599. Jetlag:
  600. perfect
  601.  
  602. Chloe:
  603. Chloe shakes her hand, "Yeah, still not hungry. Thanks though."
  604.  
  605. Bear Hugger:
  606. "We got all that comin' right up!"
  607.  
  608. Sophia :
  609. I'll just...have the Erik with a K I guess. Weird name."
  610.  
  611. Manikin:
  612. my dad's favorite
  613.  
  614. Sophia :
  615. "
  616.  
  617. Manikin:
  618. "Do you care about those... things over there?" Manny points his head over to the Disruptions.
  619.  
  620. Jetlag:
  621. he can't see them
  622.  
  623. Bear Hugger:
  624. "Hmm? What things?"
  625.  
  626. Jetlag:
  627. he thinks you're tlaking about black people
  628.  
  629. Manikin:
  630. oh
  631.  
  632. Manikin:
  633. right
  634.  
  635. Manikin:
  636. "Ermm... Nevermind."
  637.  
  638. Manikin:
  639. im just a racist pos
  640.  
  641. Jetlag:
  642. "Uh...scuse my friend. Let's just get our food, eh, Manny?"
  643.  
  644. Bear Hugger:
  645. And in the blink of an eye, your orders are brought out before you can say pork chop sandwiches.
  646.  
  647. Manikin:
  648. "Yeah..." Manny takes his food and sits down.
  649.  
  650. Sophia :
  651. "Emm garlic bread. So good." thatonegiffromspiderman3.gif
  652.  
  653. Chloe:
  654. Chloe takes her seat and lets out a sigh, "So now what? Do we just do missions for the rest of our life...?"
  655.  
  656. Sophia :
  657. http://donttrysohard.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/franco-so-good.gif
  658.  
  659. Jetlag:
  660. "'Til we die! Exciting."
  661.  
  662. Sophia :
  663. "Hmm, guess so." She checks what's left on the to do list.
  664.  
  665. Manikin:
  666. "Yeah! Life is good!" Manny sarcastically says with a grin.
  667.  
  668. Manikin:
  669. "I was hoping these floppies we keep finding would have information on this... place."
  670.  
  671. Jetlag:
  672. "I'll take it over being a policeman."
  673.  
  674. Jetlag:
  675. "They might. Could be a prank, or maybe a grocery list. Or programming info, which won't help us any."
  676.  
  677. Jetlag:
  678. "But maybe we'll get something useful out of it."
  679.  
  680. Chloe:
  681. "I can only hope...the end of the week is getting closer and closer it seems..."
  682.  
  683. Bear Hugger:
  684. Not -too- much has changed this time. "Treasured House on a Hill" and "Sign of Escape" still remain, along with two new ones: "Completely Normal Date" and "Is Such a thing Even Possible?"
  685. Jetlag: (( do you really think someone would do that, just go on the internet and tell lies ))
  686.  
  687. Sophia :
  688. "Hmm...looks like we got 2 new ones..." She shows the others the new missions.
  689.  
  690. Manikin:
  691. "That House on a Hill one required all four of us and we're here? You guys up for it?"
  692.  
  693. Sophia :
  694. anything special deats about the two new ones?
  695.  
  696. Sophia :
  697. any*
  698.  
  699. Jetlag:
  700. "Uh...there's something I want to do first. After that, sure."
  701.  
  702. Manikin:
  703. "Splitting again? I guess I'll check the floppy back at the base while you're gone."
  704.  
  705. Sophia :
  706. "Yeah, it's been a while since we've all did something together as a group!" She says, and takes a bite off her sandwich.
  707.  
  708. Bear Hugger:
  709. "Is Such a Thing Even Possible" is a weird request by none other than Karaz himself, asking for assistance to combat an....otherworldly force, in the middle of a field.
  710.  
  711. Bear Hugger:
  712. "Completely Normal Date" is a personal listed by Marcy, asking for just a little accompaniment along with some peace, quiet, and hopefully no giant monsters around.
  713.  
  714. Chloe:
  715. "Damn, poor guy's just -asking- for help now..."
  716.  
  717. Manikin:
  718. "You're not running off to Marcy, are you?" Manny teases Jet.
  719.  
  720. Jetlag:
  721. "...guess we ought to give him a hand. We've saved him once, it can't hurt again."
  722.  
  723. Jetlag:
  724. "I don't think she wants to see either of us for a very long time, Manny."
  725.  
  726. Manikin:
  727. "So Jet does his quick errand or whatever and we all do a mission together?"
  728.  
  729. Bear Hugger:
  730. Sign of Escape is a mission to tag a particularly pesky sign in the middle of town, across a few highways.
  731.  
  732. Sophia :
  733. "Sure I guess. The three of us could tackle another mission I guess while Jetlag does his thing."
  734. Chloe: (( It's probably not good for me to go with anyone since I plan on leaving my folks' house in a few. ))
  735. Bear Hugger: (( and how long will that take ))
  736. Chloe: (( Probably 20 minutes or so to get home. ))
  737. Sophia : (( we could just have another intermission ))
  738. Bear Hugger: (( Sure, may as well, although... ))
  739. You whisper to Thrice: what on earth is it you're doing anyway
  740.  
  741. Manikin:
  742. thrice can do his thingy in the meantime
  743. Jetlag whispers: going to see the Madame about the badges
  744. You whisper to Thrice: ye had a feel
  745.  
  746. Bear Hugger:
  747. So yeah guess we can do that, while Jetlag does that thing
  748.  
  749. Chloe:
  750. Alright, be back in a few
  751.  
  752. Sophia :
  753. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DxtmQDCyLE8
  754. MarthTrinity is disconnected.
  755.  
  756. Manikin:
  757. mt ;-;
  758. Jetlag: (( dat 0p ))
  759.  
  760. Jetlag:
  761. "All right. I'll see you guys later! This shouldn't take too long, just meeting up with someone for a chat." Jet finishes his sub, pushes his chair out, and skates out of the restaurant, "Just don't do anything you won't wanna explain to me when I get back."
  762.  
  763. Manikin:
  764. "Sure. Meet up at the hideout?"
  765.  
  766. Lady Minerva:
  767. Dare you enter my magical map
  768.  
  769. Sophia :
  770. "Yeah, after that, let's tackle that mission together!"
  771.  
  772. Jetlag:
  773. "Man...real test of stamina getting up here, ain't it?"
  774.  
  775. Mono:
  776. "Hey YOU!" A rock-hard man shouts at the top of his lungs as soon as you walk in. "Are you even ALLOWED in here? I haven't seen nor HEARD of you around this railway!"
  777. Jetlag: (( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0PJYcCZnXQ ))
  778. Jetlag: (( appropriate theme music ))
  779.  
  780. Mono:
  781. "State your name and business, before I have to assume you're some kind of...INTRUDER!"
  782.  
  783. Jetlag:
  784. "Whoa?! Ain't this a shop? Man, a wonder you guys get any repeat customers... My name's Jetlag. Here to talk to Lady Minerva."
  785.  
  786. Libby:
  787. "Mono, MONO! Don't assume everyone is after you. That's uh...it uh..may be bad for your health..." Someone in the corner yells, with a tinge of timidity in the throat, while buried in a book.
  788.  
  789. Jetlag:
  790. "...uh, yeah, bad for your health. And mine. Liable to give a guy a heart attack."
  791.  
  792. Lady Minerva:
  793. "Ohohoho..." The Lady in red flips her hair over. "Believe me, anyone with the stones to try any funny business around me have long since eroded away. Nice to meet you again, Jetlag. I suppose you heard?"
  794.  
  795. Mono:
  796. "Hrmph..." The hard-edged man crosses his arms and cools over in the corner.
  797.  
  798. Jetlag:
  799. Jet scrunches his eyes up, trying to remember if he'd heard anything, "Heard? About you? No... Why, did you discover something else?"
  800.  
  801. Lady Minerva:
  802. "Well obviously. Mostly the fact that my Disruption->Badge conversion program is finally finished! Well, it's still in beta stages, but it works well enough."
  803.  
  804. Jetlag:
  805. " ...You're serious? Man, it seems like I'm just really lucky, which goes everything I've experienced thus far, but I'm forced to believe it."
  806.  
  807. Jetlag:
  808. goes against&
  809.  
  810. Jetlag:
  811. "Cause that's why I'm here. Finally got ahold of one of those things."
  812.  
  813. Lady Minerva:
  814. The Lady scoots aside, making light of the complex computationa contraption behind her. "Oh! Speak of the devil, looks like your Badge is finally ready, Lib!"
  815.  
  816. Libby:
  817. The bookworm closes her book and excitedly takes the badge into her own hands. "It's even better than I expected! Such a luminescent sheen..."
  818.  
  819. Jetlag:
  820. Jet leans around the aisle when he hears the other girl speak, trying to find her, "Ah, another worker? And another badge to go along with her. Hmm...if you dno't mind me asking, what does that one do?"
  821.  
  822. Libby:
  823. The badge shines with a sapphire glow. "Oh, I'm just a simple customer. This badge though, that's what I'd like to find out..."
  824.  
  825. Libby:
  826. "Let's see!" Libby touches the pin...
  827.  
  828. Libby:
  829. And then the bottles of water nearby burst open, leaving the floor soaking wet! "Guah!"
  830.  
  831. Fluidox:
  832. Badge Ability: King of the SEA (5 EN) Allows you to gain a short burst of speed while on or underwater twice per scene. In the context of a race, this grants you an extra 5 placement points.
  833.  
  834. Jetlag:
  835. "Did those just...Are...you okay?"
  836. Jetlag: (( yo there non-shitty Mega Swampert ))
  837.  
  838. Libby:
  839. "BYAAAAAAHHH!!!" Libby goes sliding on the water at an incredible speed!
  840.  
  841. Libby:
  842. ...and crashes into the wall.
  843.  
  844. Jetlag:
  845. Jet watches the girl careen across the room, "...maybe you should tell people what these things do before you let 'em have a go at them." He steps through the water to the girl, and puts his hand out, "You need any help?"
  846.  
  847. Mono:
  848. "Hey HEY! You're goddamn right you do! Putting my partner's life in peril like that is STRICTLY against code!"
  849.  
  850. Libby:
  851. "Ah!" Libby flips up and has a moment of realization. "That worked even better than I expected! Thanks a bunch!"
  852.  
  853. Jetlag:
  854. "Guess not. Well...miss Minerva, how's one go about making these?"
  855.  
  856. Lady Minerva:
  857. "Ohoho, don't mention it. Anyway, the process is simple..."
  858.  
  859. Lady Minerva:
  860. "Just take any sort of device that can hold a Replicant, load the data into the PC...and the magic works itself!"
  861.  
  862. Jetlag:
  863. "Any sort? You mean there are others, besides these little pet things?"
  864.  
  865. Katherine:
  866. should have asked manny for the godzilla one
  867. Jetlag: (( like he'd give it to me ))
  868.  
  869. Jetlag:
  870. "And...how many uses you get out of these things?"
  871.  
  872. Libby:
  873. "Well of course there are! But I'd recommend using something cheap, like novelty virtual pets. Seems the device gets destroyed the moment it gets converted into a badge."
  874.  
  875. Lady Minerva:
  876. "Yep, still trying to work that out. Disruptions are a finnicky bunch."
  877.  
  878. Jetlag:
  879. "Great...Manny's not getting his back, I guess. Uh...how much does it cost to get you to do this?"
  880. MarthTrinity has connected.
  881.  
  882. Katherine:
  883. INTERMISSION OVER
  884. Emergency:
  885. WELCOME TO THE NEW AGE
  886. MarthTrinity:
  887. Radioactive?
  888.  
  889. Lady Minerva:
  890. "Entirely depends on the Disruption at hand, but for now I'm starting at 20 bucks per conversion. This isn't free y'know."
  891.  
  892. Jetlag:
  893. "Okay...Let's see how this goes. Where's that computer of yours? I just hope the water doesn't upset this one... Manny said it was called Lunablaze, I think."
  894.  
  895. Lady Minerva:
  896. "Just hand it over to me, if you want it done quick and easy. A Lunablaze you say? Not the first time I've had to convert one today..."
  897.  
  898. Jetlag:
  899. "Oh, really? Who else had one of these things?"
  900.  
  901. Sophia :
  902. "Hmm, so we could do any of these 3 missions...Which one you guys wanna do?"
  903.  
  904. Jetlag:
  905. He slips her the virtual pet thing, "Here you go."
  906. Manikin:
  907. backerino
  908.  
  909. Chloe:
  910. "...agh. He may've tried to rob me earlier, but I'd feel almost bad if I just let the guy lose at the end of the week without even trying to help...we should probably do the mission with Karaz."
  911.  
  912. Chloe:
  913. "But that's just me."
  914. Manikin:
  915. "I'm down." (are we in the base)
  916.  
  917. Lady Minerva:
  918. The Lady takes the pet and sets it into the contraption. "Not sure the exact name, I could hardly understand a word she was saying. Some ninja-obsessed kid..."
  919. Manikin:
  920. i said let's meet at the hideout earlier so
  921.  
  922. Lady Minerva:
  923. *DING* Out pops out a shiny, dark purple badge. "See, really easy. That'll be 20 buckaroonies now."
  924.  
  925. Sophia :
  926. "Alright with me."
  927.  
  928. Jetlag:
  929. "Ah. Thought it might've been someone I know. Twenty, right?" He fishes through his pockets and yanks out a few bills, picking out the right one, "No problem. Now...what does this thing do? I don't want to accidentally burn everything to the ground."
  930.  
  931. Manikin:
  932. "Let's wait for Jet."
  933. Chloe: (( Hendrix: SURE YA DO, KID! ))
  934.  
  935. Lady Minerva:
  936. "It's pretty harmless in its current state. It's just really good at picking things up at the moment."
  937.  
  938. Lady Minerva:
  939. "Of course, it can probably achieve a little more if you pour a little more effort into it...but that's beyond me."
  940.  
  941. Manikin:
  942. to da hideout dododododododo
  943.  
  944. Eeriesmile:
  945. And ti is here
  946. Manikin:
  947. "I'm gonna check out that floppy."
  948.  
  949. Jetlag:
  950. "...so I can play Frisbee with it, huh? Well, I'll be sure to try it out..."
  951.  
  952. Sophia :
  953. "Guess we're gonna do the 4 person mission one first then? Well alrighty."
  954.  
  955. Manikin:
  956. dude its adorable
  957.  
  958. Manikin:
  959. Manny pops the Sketchy Green Floppy inside the computer.
  960.  
  961. Jetlag:
  962. "Hm...I'll see if I can bring out whatever else it can do, but I'm not getting my hopes up. Nevertheless, thanks. Is it safe to assume that, should I bring any more, you'd be happy to convert them, too?"
  963.  
  964. Sophia :
  965. She attempts to read her book while following MAnny to the computer.
  966.  
  967. Sophia :
  968. (2, 2, 5)
  969.  
  970. Sophia :
  971. So close yet so far ;_;
  972.  
  973. Jetlag:
  974. not sure you can read an entire book in ten seconds
  975.  
  976. Lady Minerva:
  977. "Oh ho, but of course. Why wouldn't I? Well, unless you decide to become a thorn in my side out of nowhere...but why on earth would you do that?"
  978.  
  979. Sophia :
  980. "Gaahhhhhh." Steam is coming out of her head as she puts away her silly Anatomy Book.
  981.  
  982. Sophia :
  983. "...Anyway, anything new from the disc?"
  984.  
  985. Manikin:
  986. "Putting it in right now." lewd
  987.  
  988. Manikin:
  989. hot mannyxsophie action
  990. Tokens dropped onto map 'Unknown Warehouse' by player MarthTrinity (Player)
  991. Chloe: (( Keep it in your pants, dammit. ))
  992.  
  993. Manikin:
  994. i cant help it
  995.  
  996. Manikin:
  997. i'm 18
  998.  
  999. Jetlag:
  1000. "Can't think of any reason. Besides, I wouldn't want to upset..uh..Mano here."
  1001.  
  1002. Eeriesmile:
  1003. The file this time contains a .txt file called "Cocoon.txt" and a video file called "Sorry.avi"
  1004. Jetlag: (( aw shit Tirk found Sorry! on Vassal ))
  1005.  
  1006. Manikin:
  1007. Manny opens the text file first.
  1008.  
  1009. Chloe:
  1010. "Goddamn, this thing's ancient."
  1011.  
  1012. Manikin:
  1013. "Seriously..."
  1014.  
  1015. Jetlag:
  1016. "Anyway...my friends are probably wondering where I've gotten to. Oh, and I don't think you answered me...how many uses do I get out of these badges?"
  1017.  
  1018. Mono:
  1019. Mono smirks and cocks his head. "Good to know at least someone respects code around here. Just don't let me find you taking me for a fool."
  1020.  
  1021. Jetlag:
  1022. "It's not going to break the first time I try it, is it?"
  1023.  
  1024. Lady Minerva:
  1025. "About as many times as you want....or can handle it. It runs off your personal energy, after all."
  1026.  
  1027. Lady Minerva:
  1028. "Some badges of course have their own arbitrary cooldown limits. These Disruptions aren't perfect you know."
  1029.  
  1030. Jetlag:
  1031. "Trust me, you won't find me claiming they're anywhere near perfect. Even the giant Godzilla one lost to me...and that's saying something."
  1032.  
  1033. Manikin:
  1034. manny is perfect :}
  1035.  
  1036. Eeriesmile:
  1037. The text file is as follows
  1038.  
  1039. Eeriesmile:
  1040. "So, let us disclose something; We really have no idea if this world was created by *glitched text* or if it's simply an already existing area simply occupied by the *glitched text.* All we know is that it's suitable enough to keep the trial going. At this rate it should take...a week? Maybe two at most. Then we can finally....*the document consists of nothing but nonsensical glitched text*"
  1041.  
  1042. Eeriesmile:
  1043. *the -rest of- the document, that is
  1044. Jetlag: (( whatever it is, at least it's simply something or other ))
  1045.  
  1046. Manikin:
  1047. "Anyone fluent in glitch?"
  1048.  
  1049. Manikin:
  1050. Manny mouses over and opens the .avi.
  1051.  
  1052. Chloe:
  1053. "Not really...but I'm getting a really bad feeling from that..." She frowns and then ponders the information, "A world created by someone...? Trial...I wonder if that's this whole thing...it'd make sense with the whole 'week' part..."
  1054.  
  1055. Eeriesmile:
  1056. The .avi file is nothing more than first-person footage of a beaten and bloodied man, crawling through wreckage of some sort. He takes a short look at a vague brown and red pile that looks kinda like fresh corpses, but immediately looks away in disgust. At the end you can hear him whisper "I-I'm sorry...this is all my-" and the video cuts out from there.
  1057.  
  1058. Manikin:
  1059. "Someone's in control of all this."
  1060.  
  1061. Chloe:
  1062. "And I'd assume it's that weirdo DJ."
  1063.  
  1064. Sophia :
  1065. "This is really c-creepy..." She says, shuddering...
  1066.  
  1067. Manikin:
  1068. Manny grimaces at the clip and makes no hesitation closing it out at the end.
  1069.  
  1070. Chloe:
  1071. "Suddenly really glad I didn't eat..."
  1072.  
  1073. Lunablaze:
  1074. and Jetlag probably makes it back by now if he pedals to the metal
  1075.  
  1076. Jetlag:
  1077. well shit i'm not a biker
  1078. Tokens dropped onto map 'Unknown Warehouse' by player NotJohn (Player)
  1079.  
  1080. Lunablaze:
  1081. I HAVE ONE TOO!!!!!
  1082.  
  1083. Jetlag:
  1084. mush
  1085.  
  1086. Chloe:
  1087. "I have a feeling you're right about that though..these discs seem to be our only shot at figuring out whatever the hell's going on here."
  1088. Jetlag: (( oh right I was hurt, did eating heal anything ))
  1089. Sophia : (( yeah it should heal errything ))
  1090.  
  1091. Eeriesmile:
  1092. More or less
  1093.  
  1094. Eeriesmile:
  1095. unless you got grave injuries
  1096. Jetlag: (( I only took 30 damage ))
  1097. Jetlag: (( and that was from being called German ))
  1098.  
  1099. Eeriesmile:
  1100. It was mental damage anyway
  1101. Chloe: (( To shreds you say... ))
  1102.  
  1103. Manikin:
  1104. Manny opens the file that listed the disc locations. "Danger Zone Mall, Rumple Park Merry Go Round, Mackler Computer Zone, and Broken Sky Resorts."
  1105.  
  1106. Jetlag:
  1107. Jetlag is healed and gains 30 hit points.
  1108.  
  1109. Manikin:
  1110. He quietly mutters them again to himself once more.
  1111.  
  1112. Jetlag:
  1113. "Aaaggh...that stupid car almost got me... Phoo...wait, why's nobody here?"
  1114.  
  1115. Manikin:
  1116. SURPRISE
  1117.  
  1118. Chloe:
  1119. "Dammit, what's keeping him?"
  1120.  
  1121. Manikin:
  1122. "I dunno, he better come back with something."
  1123.  
  1124. Jetlag:
  1125. "Oh, right...the office." He jumps off his board and pushes through the door to the office, "Guys, does it really take that long to put a disk in?"
  1126.  
  1127. Sophia :
  1128. "H-he knows where to find us, right?" Sophia's still a little shaken about that disturbing vid.
  1129.  
  1130. Chloe:
  1131. "Well I wanted to leave, but Manny said we should wait for you."
  1132.  
  1133. Sophia :
  1134. "Yeah, we're gonna do that 4 person mission together, right?"
  1135.  
  1136. Manikin:
  1137. ((ily bae)) "Speak of the devil," Manny opens the text file. "Hey, read this."
  1138.  
  1139. Manikin:
  1140. scoll up bittttch
  1141.  
  1142. Jetlag:
  1143. "How considerate. Weren't we doing that house mission, though? You need four people. You couldn't have left without me, you know?"
  1144.  
  1145. Jetlag:
  1146. "I wouldn't be surprised if you voted to replace me, granted..."
  1147.  
  1148. Chloe:
  1149. "Well I wanted to keep that Karaz guy from dying personally. Guess I just want to help peo-..." Chloe stops herself mid-Chase-esque sentence, "...I feel bad for the loser."
  1150.  
  1151. Manikin:
  1152. "Aw, you're so nice. I guess the house could wait."
  1153.  
  1154. Sophia :
  1155. "Alright then. So wait, are we all going to do that Karaz together too?"
  1156.  
  1157. Jetlag:
  1158. "Oh? Huh. Well, then thanks, Manny. That was the one I was interested in. I don't think the guy's in any trouble, though. He's probably waiting for someone to get there and help him tackle whatever this is."
  1159.  
  1160. Sophia :
  1161. Karaz one*
  1162.  
  1163. Chloe:
  1164. "From what we've seen, I'm pretty sure that guy's always in trouble."
  1165.  
  1166. Jetlag:
  1167. Jet shrugs, "Maybe. There's only one way to find out."
  1168.  
  1169. Manikin:
  1170. "We're all here, anyways. Helping him shouldn't take too long."
  1171.  
  1172. Manikin:
  1173. "By the way, where'd you even go?"
  1174.  
  1175. Sophia :
  1176. "Yeah, let's rock!" She stretches.
  1177.  
  1178. Jetlag:
  1179. "To try and patch up a few glaring flaws of mine...not sure how much this'll help, but I might be a bit more on par with you guys, now. But...come on, we don't want to leave the man high and dry. Someone else could get to this mission before us, too..."
  1180.  
  1181. Chloe:
  1182. "Let's go then."
  1183. Chloe: (( And then we were go. ))
  1184.  
  1185. Manikin:
  1186. "Don't be down on yourself," exiterino.
  1187.  
  1188. Sophia :
  1189. "Emhmm..." exit
  1190. Jetlag: (( well, let's go see exactly how dead Karaz is ))
  1191. Chloe: (( Abe is just beating him with his skateboard ))
  1192.  
  1193. Eeriesmile:
  1194. You head outside, then onto the highway, where the man of the hour just so happens to be waiting around with his good pal Digo. Karaz himself seems to be somewhat shaken.
  1195.  
  1196. Karaz:
  1197. "*Shudders* I saw 'em man, I saw 'em with my own two eyes! I swear!"
  1198.  
  1199. Digo:
  1200. "Hey! You gotta snap out of it man! There ain't none of those silly creatures coming for you anymore!"
  1201. Thrice:
  1202. If we're supposed to be on the highway map, it doesn't exist
  1203.  
  1204. Manikin:
  1205. ((YOU MEAN THIS? *SUMMONS GODZILLA*))
  1206.  
  1207. Digo:
  1208. There is no map for this right now because it's not necessary
  1209.  
  1210. Manikin:
  1211. o
  1212.  
  1213. Manikin:
  1214. ok
  1215.  
  1216. Sophia :
  1217. "Uhhhhh, you two okay there?"
  1218.  
  1219. Manikin:
  1220. Manny walks up to the two clowns. "Saw what?"
  1221.  
  1222. Karaz:
  1223. "Saw what? Saw what man? I'll tell you what I saw: Some things not from this very WORLD, that's what! They're gettin' aggressive, man! I just can't take it! We gotta make a statement already!"
  1224.  
  1225. Digo:
  1226. "*Ahem* I'll explain."
  1227.  
  1228. Jetlag:
  1229. "...are you talking about Disruptions? Cause we've been dealing with those for a while..."
  1230.  
  1231. Chloe:
  1232. "Pretty much, yeah. That's all this mission was about?"
  1233.  
  1234. Digo:
  1235. "Basically Karaz here just witnessed a bunch of....I suppose Disruptions, fall out from the sky and abduct a bunch of people. Not sure who any of these people were, but it sure creeped the hell out of us. So Karaz and me got our asses in gear and tried to take them on...."
  1236.  
  1237. Digo:
  1238. "The lesss said about that, the better. Man those things hit like a brick!"
  1239.  
  1240. Jetlag:
  1241. "Th--they do? They've been pretty weak so far. Even I can beat them, you know?"
  1242.  
  1243. Chloe:
  1244. "I'm usually all for rubbing it in, but they seem down enough as is there, Jetlag..."
  1245.  
  1246. Karaz:
  1247. "Man, these aren't just any Disruptions man! Taking them on is futile! I think! What you should really do is uh...find out just what those things are about. And hopefully make sure this abduction business doesn't happen again!"
  1248.  
  1249. Jetlag:
  1250. "Okay...what do you have in mind? You called us out here cause you had an idea, right?"
  1251.  
  1252. Chloe:
  1253. "I thought they called us here because they were scared..."
  1254.  
  1255. Karaz:
  1256. "Well, I called you over because I was hoping you guys, y'know, had the plan stuff covered. Do I really have to do everything around here!?"
  1257.  
  1258. Digo:
  1259. "I guess taking down these uh...disruption...distortion....whatever these things are isn't so much a priority as much as it is stopping them from taking what they want."
  1260.  
  1261. Chloe:
  1262. "Well we'd probably need some bait to lure them out....probaby someone who's seen them..." Chloe taps her skate on the ground, "Who could we use...?"
  1263.  
  1264. Karaz:
  1265. "Yeah yeah, don't need to tell me. I'm used to getting the shit end by now. This mission better be worth loads of points..."
  1266.  
  1267. Chloe:
  1268. "Wel then, let's get this shit started.
  1269.  
  1270. Manikin:
  1271. "I kinda wanna get a Virtual Pet on the way..."
  1272.  
  1273. Jetlag:
  1274. "...so do I. That's not a bad idea. If we can't fight them, what about confining them..."
  1275.  
  1276. Sophia :
  1277. "Me too! Kinda hope we see a really cool one."
  1278.  
  1279. Manikin:
  1280. gotta catch em all
  1281.  
  1282. Chloe:
  1283. "...I think I'm the only one with no interest in these things other than seeing them dead..."
  1284.  
  1285. Karaz:
  1286. "Are you REALLY going to go for cheap fad electronics now of all times?"
  1287.  
  1288. Sophia :
  1289. aw shiet he's talking shit
  1290.  
  1291. Jetlag:
  1292. "You don't know? You can trap those Disruptions in the things. If, like you said, these things are too strong to fight head on, then capturing them is the best way to get rid of them.
  1293.  
  1294. Sophia :
  1295. summon the godzilla manny
  1296.  
  1297. Jetlag:
  1298. "
  1299.  
  1300. Chloe:
  1301. "...Or maybe these guys are just sorta pushovers..."
  1302.  
  1303. Jetlag:
  1304. "You were the one telling me not to rub it in. Besides, they can't be any weaker than I am, or they never would have survived this long."
  1305. Chloe: (( Also random but are these guys based on Kazu and Onigiri? ))
  1306. Digo: (( no but the resemblance is uncanny now that you mention it ))
  1307.  
  1308. Digo:
  1309. "Uh...huuuh....right well, can't be worse than anything else we've tried so far!"
  1310.  
  1311. Manikin:
  1312. TO THE STORE DODODODODODO
  1313.  
  1314. Itsuki:
  1315. betch gimme yo monies
  1316. Chloe: (( Read that as the Pokemon healing noise ))
  1317. Jetlag: (( i don't even knowhow much these things cost ))
  1318.  
  1319. Sophia :
  1320. $30
  1321.  
  1322. Itsuki:
  1323. ELECTRONICS- $30 Virtual Pet: Lets you capture a Disruption and use it as a pet.
  1324. Jetlag: (( nad yet +1 Charisma is ten bucks ))
  1325. Jetlag: (( and is an attacking stat (CRS) ))
  1326. Jetlag: (( highway robbery I tell you ))
  1327. Jetlag: (( guess I'll buy one ))
  1328.  
  1329. Manikin:
  1330. ILL TAKE 8
  1331.  
  1332. Manikin:
  1333. jk 2
  1334.  
  1335. Manikin:
  1336. what's in da weapons
  1337. Itsuki:
  1338. Same as before
  1339. Itsuki:
  1340. WEAPONS: $15 Knife: Increases your damage by 1 in exchange for reduced accuracy. $20 Dildo: Inceases your accuracy by 1 in exchange for reduced damage. $30: Chinese fire rocket: Can be set down, and then next turn it homes in on the closest opponent for 4 die worth of damage. $20 Recalled Cyanide Pizza Bear: Poisons the opponent on hit, gradually dealing your split stregnth damage rounded up for 3 turns. $30 Lil' Slugger Bat: Increases your damage by 2 in exchange for 2 redudced accuracy. $70 Motivated Katana: Replica weapon used by a divisive video game character. Acts the same as a bat in its current state, but unlocks a special ability when combined with a certain replicant badge.
  1341.  
  1342. Sophia :
  1343. *AHEM* She taps her foot, reminding Manny he still owes her a pet.
  1344.  
  1345. Jetlag:
  1346. what a bitch, you have way more money than us
  1347. Emergency: (( Why doesn't Sophia just buy out the entire shop industry with her millions of money ))
  1348.  
  1349. Manikin:
  1350. Manny is oblivious and continues looking at the random shit.
  1351.  
  1352. Manikin:
  1353. fak u soophy
  1354.  
  1355. Sophia :
  1356. I ONLY HAVE $195
  1357. Emergency: (( only 195 trillion ))
  1358.  
  1359. Manikin:
  1360. her dad is warren buffet
  1361.  
  1362. Sophia :
  1363. « 1d100 = 55 »
  1364.  
  1365. Sophia :
  1366. aw shiet it's canon
  1367.  
  1368. Sophia :
  1369. tirk, I'm buying everything
  1370. Itsuki:
  1371. nu
  1372. Emergency: (( Parents: No, you're a spoiled brat, we're disowning you ))
  1373.  
  1374. Chloe:
  1375. Chloe sighs and waits outside the store, "Maaaaaaaan, these guys shop like a buncha girls."
  1376. Emergency: (( DETHRONED ))
  1377. Chloe: (( Dubs can never be used for anything good. ))
  1378. Chloe: (( Only evil ))
  1379.  
  1380. Manikin:
  1381. Manny leaves the store with his two new Virtual Pets. "Ready."
  1382. Emergency: (( This is alternate dimnesion Iornia, catch all the things ))
  1383.  
  1384. Manikin:
  1385. « 1d100 = 21 » and Sophia has two moms.
  1386.  
  1387. Sophia :
  1388. "Hey, hope you didn't forget that you still owe me!"
  1389. Emergency:
  1390. « 1d100 = 32 » she's a milf
  1391. Emergency:
  1392. fuck
  1393.  
  1394. Manikin:
  1395. « 1d100 = 87 » and she has a dilf.
  1396.  
  1397. Sophia :
  1398. gosh if you want a few trillion, just ask
  1399.  
  1400. Manikin:
  1401. "Oh, really? Don't you have like, $200?" Manny tosses a Virtual Pet to Sophie anyways
  1402.  
  1403. Chloe:
  1404. "I wonder why these things are taking people away...can't just be something stupid like food...it has to be part of some bigger shit..."
  1405.  
  1406. Sophia :
  1407. "Yay! Thanks!" She puts the toy into her bag.
  1408.  
  1409. Jetlag:
  1410. "Why does it have to be part of anything? They're monsters, they do monstery things."
  1411.  
  1412. Jetlag:
  1413. "They don't need some contrived reason to."
  1414.  
  1415. Chloe:
  1416. "Those floppies make me think otherwise now..."
  1417.  
  1418. Jetlag:
  1419. "But by this point, I'm having a tough time believing that this is anything but a fever dream."
  1420.  
  1421. Karaz:
  1422. "Heh, if you ask me, I think it's because they've become more and more sentient...and wanna study us from the inside-out!"
  1423.  
  1424. Digo:
  1425. "It's getting harder and harder to tell what's the stupidest or smartest thing I've heard all day by the moment."
  1426.  
  1427. Manikin:
  1428. "... Let's just get this over with."
  1429.  
  1430. Jetlag:
  1431. "Man, why would they care about us?" He tosses his board on the ground and jumps on, "Even we don't care about us. Now come on, we've gotta get you dolled up so you can attract some monsters.:"
  1432.  
  1433. Chloe:
  1434. "Least we don't have to deal with that. Manny usually covers the former for us quite handily."
  1435.  
  1436. Karaz:
  1437. Karaz and co. follows suit. "I really don't like the sound of that..."
  1438.  
  1439. Manikin:
  1440. "Love you too, Chloe."
  1441.  
  1442. Karaz:
  1443. And he leads you...to the Desert Town!
  1444.  
  1445. Manikin:
  1446. "Mmmmmm... This place."
  1447. Sophia :
  1448. "Yeahhh, we fought Dark Manny here. Can't say I want to stay here too long...."
  1449.  
  1450. Sophia :
  1451. i
  1452.  
  1453. Sheep:
  1454. "Baaaaa"
  1455. Tokens dropped onto map 'Suna Desert Town' by player MarthTrinity (Player)
  1456.  
  1457. Manikin:
  1458. wake up sheeple
  1459.  
  1460. Jetlag:
  1461. "Are you afraid of sheep? The worst thing about this place is how warm it is..."
  1462. Tokens dropped onto map 'Suna Desert Town' by player MarthTrinity (Player)
  1463.  
  1464. Elisabet:
  1465. FUCKIN LOVE ME SOME SHEEP!
  1466. Emergency: (( Check yoself before u rekt urself ))
  1467.  
  1468. Manikin:
  1469. "Sheep."
  1470.  
  1471. Chloe:
  1472. "Speaking of, where's that cat?"
  1473.  
  1474. Sophia :
  1475. "....you guys couldn't take down sheep?"
  1476.  
  1477. Manikin:
  1478. "Cow."
  1479.  
  1480. Chloe:
  1481. "You're bitin' my style, dammit."
  1482.  
  1483. Karaz:
  1484. "What? NO! It wasn't sheep! It was-!"
  1485.  
  1486. Cow:
  1487. "Moo"
  1488.  
  1489. Sophia :
  1490. "...A cow. Huh."
  1491.  
  1492. Karaz:
  1493. "No, it wasn't cows either! God dammit!"
  1494.  
  1495. Sheep 1:
  1496. "Baaaah"
  1497.  
  1498. Manikin:
  1499. Manny grins and says sorry. He walks up to Sheep 1. "Am I supposed to catch this?"
  1500.  
  1501. Jetlag:
  1502. "I wish I had my phone. I'd love a picture of Manny getting his ass handed to him by a sheep."
  1503.  
  1504. Sophia :
  1505. And then MANNY GETS HIS ARM CHOMPED OFF
  1506.  
  1507. Karaz:
  1508. Karaz skates around, looking at all the damn petting animals. "How the hell did all of this get here?"
  1509.  
  1510. Manikin:
  1511. "Hiiii theereeee."
  1512.  
  1513. Chloe:
  1514. http://paizo.com/pathfinderRPG/prd/bestiary3/wolfInSheepSClothing.html
  1515.  
  1516. Sheep 1:
  1517. RUUULLEEES OF NATUUUUUURE. The sheep kicks manny down to the ground.
  1518.  
  1519. Sheep 1:
  1520. (0, 5, 5, 8)
  1521.  
  1522. Sheep 1:
  1523. Damn son.
  1524.  
  1525. Manikin:
  1526. Manny blocks.
  1527.  
  1528. Manikin:
  1529. (0, 0, 1, 1, 2, 3, 7, 7)
  1530. Tokens dropped onto map 'Suna Desert Town' by player Thrice (Player)
  1531.  
  1532. Tarron:
  1533. i know that feel bro
  1534.  
  1535. Sheep 1:
  1536. Well too baaaaad, you get knocked down prone
  1537.  
  1538. Manikin:
  1539. wat
  1540.    Error in body of roll.       Statement options (if any): h       Statement Body : abort(dice)
  1541.  
  1542. Manikin:
  1543. "... Stupid thing."
  1544.  
  1545. Sheep 1:
  1546. "Baaa"
  1547.  
  1548. Manikin:
  1549. Manny gets back up and walks back to the group.
  1550.  
  1551. Karaz:
  1552. "Grrr...I have no time to fool around. Where the hell are those things?"
  1553.  
  1554. Chloe:
  1555. "Well then...points time? Mission complete...?"
  1556.  
  1557. Jetlag:
  1558. "Huh. You know, those electric Disruptions took control of that weird pizza bear thing... What if the same thing's happening here?"
  1559. Cow: (( Manny doesn't get up but crawls sideways back to the group ))
  1560.  
  1561. Manikin:
  1562. "I'm not setting anything else on fire."
  1563.  
  1564. Chloe:
  1565. "And Abe. Don't forget Abe."
  1566.  
  1567. Karaz:
  1568. "Nothing...huh...this isn't how it's supposed to go at all! Seems kinda peaceful actually."
  1569.  
  1570. Manikin:
  1571. "One just pushed me."
  1572.  
  1573. Chloe:
  1574. "Yeah. Sheep do that."
  1575.  
  1576. Manikin:
  1577. "Sheep."
  1578.  
  1579. Sophia :
  1580. "I don't think it likes you."
  1581.  
  1582. Karaz:
  1583. Karaz turns around, facing the party again. "So huh, guess that IS technically mission accomplished!" But as soon as he does that, the sky darkens.
  1584.  
  1585. Sophia :
  1586. dun dun duuunnnnnnn
  1587.  
  1588. Manikin:
  1589. Manny looks up and gets a little antsy. "Oh, look at that, time to go."
  1590.  
  1591. Jetlag:
  1592. "Wow. We didn't even have to tell him to go off on his own and draw them out. This guy's a pro decoy."
  1593.  
  1594. Karaz:
  1595. He pokes his phone for a moment. "Dammit...why am I not getting any more points? It should be over by now...."
  1596.  
  1597. Digo:
  1598. "Uh....UUH...." Digo begins to sweat
  1599.  
  1600. Cow:
  1601. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUs87kPM3wk
  1602.  
  1603. Manikin:
  1604. "Karaz, I think you should get back here!"
  1605.  
  1606. Chloe:
  1607. "Well now I have a baaaah-d feeling about this."
  1608.  
  1609. Manikin:
  1610. :/
  1611.  
  1612. Karaz:
  1613. "This thing must be glitched...come on! Need some points here...."
  1614.  
  1615. Manikin:
  1616. "KARAZ."
  1617.  
  1618. Chloe:
  1619. "...oh fuck off, am I not allowed to make a bad joke once in a while?"
  1620.  
  1621. Karaz:
  1622. The sky soon begins to part, and long ominous music sounds off
  1623.  
  1624. Cow:
  1625. > we require more Kirby Air Ride music
  1626.  
  1627. Karaz:
  1628. "Okay seriously, can you guy stell me what's going on!?"
  1629.  
  1630. Jetlag:
  1631. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VuBKuYMqtgQ
  1632.  
  1633. Jetlag:
  1634. theme of the fight
  1635.  
  1636. Digo:
  1637. "UH K-K-Karaz, abooove yooouuuu"
  1638.  
  1639. Karaz:
  1640. "WHAT? What is that you wa-" Karaz's body is that completely obscured by a giant, blue tractor beam.
  1641.  
  1642. Cow:
  1643. "MoOoooOOoooo" The cows are sucked up as well
  1644.  
  1645. Manikin:
  1646. merge get to work
  1647.  
  1648. Manikin:
  1649. "Noooo!!! Not the cows!"
  1650.  
  1651. Chloe:
  1652. "All then. Aliens. Didn't see that coming but....yeah, makes sense."
  1653.  
  1654. Sophia :
  1655. "...Aliens."
  1656.  
  1657. Karaz:
  1658. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaa" and soon his screams begin to trail off
  1659.  
  1660. Manikin:
  1661. "Can I summon Godzilla now?"
  1662.  
  1663. Sophia :
  1664. "It's actual aliens."
  1665.  
  1666. Jetlag:
  1667. "Aliens, sure, why not? Should we go after them?"
  1668.  
  1669. Manikin:
  1670. "How? Jump in?"
  1671. Jetlag: (( REAL ALIENS APPEAR AND KILL EVERYOEN HIPPO HIPPO ))
  1672.  
  1673. Jetlag:
  1674. "That's what I'...huh...well, she did say it was good at fetch. Now how do I work this thing..."
  1675.  
  1676. Jetlag:
  1677. I don't think she ever told me how to USE the badges
  1678.  
  1679. Manikin:
  1680. "What?"
  1681.  
  1682. Sophia :
  1683. I thought you just had to press on it
  1684. Karaz: (( but that bookworm just showed you how ))
  1685.  
  1686. Manikin:
  1687. you gotta believe
  1688. Karaz: (( do you really need an acumen check for this (D) ))
  1689.  
  1690. Chloe:
  1691. "I've done some stupid shit while I've been here but uh...yeah, not sure I want to get probed by aliens..."
  1692.  
  1693. Cow:
  1694. Yes. Acumen checks
  1695.  
  1696. Manikin:
  1697. libby just touched the pin
  1698.  
  1699. Sheep 1:
  1700. "B-baaaaAHHH!"
  1701.  
  1702. Sheep 1:
  1703. I'm totally going to ram you in the nuts Manny
  1704.  
  1705. Sheep 1:
  1706. fuck that 'don't get abducted' as they say
  1707. Jetlag: (( oh well nvm now it's gone ))
  1708. Jetlag: (( so much for that idea ))
  1709. Karaz: (( what iideeeaaaa ))
  1710. Jetlag: (( I was gonna see if the thing would mistake Karaz for a Frisbee ))
  1711. Karaz: (( then go ahead and try I suppose ))
  1712. Jetlag: (( Nah, I missed my chance, he's not even there. I'll just try it out later ))
  1713.  
  1714. Manikin:
  1715. qq
  1716. Karaz: (( time is not linear ))
  1717.  
  1718. Chloe:
  1719. "Okay...giant dinosaur, smoking fox demon thing...aliens. This has been the weirdest three days of my life. But just barely."
  1720.  
  1721. Manikin:
  1722. do it pusc
  1723.  
  1724. Manikin:
  1725. "You met a fox demon thing?"
  1726.  
  1727. Sophia :
  1728. "So uh. Should we go help him or?"
  1729. Sheep 1: (( "Naaaaah" ))
  1730.  
  1731. Digo:
  1732. "Of COURSE WE SHOULD I MEAN JESUS HE JUST GOT ABDUCTED BY A BIGASS SHIP"
  1733.  
  1734. Chloe:
  1735. "Yeah, I went into the woods with Chase and we found a smoking fo-I realize how bad this sounds now..."
  1736. Sheep 1: (( Smoke fox erreday ))
  1737.  
  1738. Manikin:
  1739. "I'm sure that fox wasn't the only thing smoking."
  1740.  
  1741. Jetlag:
  1742. "Wait, I think I just touch it..." Jet skates forward toward the tractor beam, "Right. Now to trust in that lady and hope she didn't pull the wool over my eyes..." He grabs the badge from hsi pocket, and...I guess pours energy in it, I'm not sure what she did other than hold the thing
  1743. Sheep 1: (( It ends up doing nothing and is voice activated to something stupid ))
  1744. Sheep 1: (( I'll poop on you ))
  1745.  
  1746. Manikin:
  1747. "Uh, explain later." He turns over to Jet. "What are you doing?"
  1748.  
  1749. Jetlag:
  1750. "Playing fetch, I think."
  1751.  
  1752. Manikin:
  1753. wadafa
  1754.  
  1755. Lunablaze:
  1756. Spinning right next to Jetlag, the Lunablaze appears in a ball of fire!
  1757.  
  1758. Lunablaze:
  1759. Day of Fire (5 EN) Summons a Lunablaze to retrieve any object in reason from up to a zone away.
  1760.  
  1761. Jetlag:
  1762. Jetlag uses 5 Energy!
  1763.  
  1764. Sophia :
  1765. FLARE BLITZ
  1766.  
  1767. Manikin:
  1768. "... Huh..."
  1769.  
  1770. Jetlag:
  1771. "Get the purple idiot, boy! Girl...whatever."
  1772.  
  1773. Lunablaze:
  1774. "Arroooo!" The Lunablaze overrides the tractor beam and retrieves Karaz by the arm.
  1775.  
  1776. Sophia :
  1777. and only his arm
  1778.  
  1779. Manikin:
  1780. rip his arm
  1781.  
  1782. Chloe:
  1783. "...yeah, that's about the bullshit I'd expect at this point."
  1784. Sheep 1: (( the rest of his body burns into a crisp ))
  1785.  
  1786. Karaz:
  1787. ...and then he immediately falls to the ground. "GAAAAAH! The things I saw in there were too much!"
  1788.  
  1789. Manikin:
  1790. "Like?"
  1791. Sheep 1: (( NIGHT OF FIREEEE ))
  1792.  
  1793. Mothership:
  1794. "Beeweewooweeep?" The UFO begins to make confused-sounding beeping noises.
  1795.  
  1796. Lunablaze:
  1797. and then the monster poofs into smoke
  1798.  
  1799. Jetlag:
  1800. "Yeah, leave him in the sand, that's fine by me. Good...boy? Girl? Whatever, good...glowing fox doggy! I'd pet you, but you're on fire. I cannot believe that worked."
  1801.  
  1802. Manikin:
  1803. "There is so much that needs explaining right now..."
  1804.  
  1805. Sophia :
  1806. "...Wait how'd you get that? I want one like that!"
  1807. Sheep 1: (( You're all in Marcy's living room as she storytells a great story. ))
  1808.  
  1809. Chloe:
  1810. "Uh...guys. Giant UFO is still there, we should probably sort that shit out first. Or run."
  1811.  
  1812. Jetlag:
  1813. Jet slides the badge back into his pocket, "Well, I told you I'd picked up the slack, right?"
  1814.  
  1815. Mothership:
  1816. THe beeping grows louder. It appears the UFO is about to take action.
  1817. Sheep 1: (( Cow Cannon activated ))
  1818. Jetlag: (( yeah getting away from the King Kizuna Aliens might be a good idea ))
  1819.  
  1820. Manikin:
  1821. "I want one of those... But first, uh, let's move."
  1822.  
  1823. Jetlag:
  1824. "Chloe's got the righ tidea! Come on, Karaz. I dunno if this thing can save you again."
  1825.  
  1826. Sophia :
  1827. "Rightrightright."
  1828. Sheep 1: (( offer me as tribute ))
  1829.  
  1830. Chloe:
  1831. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8h6hbHE1dC0
  1832. Jetlag: (( i prefer sheep tekken ))
  1833.  
  1834. Jetlag:
  1835. He skates up to the doofus, and grabs him, "Come on! What DID you see in there, anyway?"
  1836.  
  1837. Karaz:
  1838. "Oh man, I had NO IDEA the things they do the cows in there! It's even worse than the movies...!"
  1839.  
  1840. Mothership:
  1841. Soon, various canons and weaponry shoots out from the giant object. It's go time.
  1842.  
  1843. Radio:
  1844. NOW PLAYING GlitchxCity - Deoxys Battle Theme Remix https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvbU64EbFM0
  1845.  
  1846. Sheep 1:
  1847. *shivers* "Baaaah!"
  1848.  
  1849. Chloe:
  1850. "Talk later! Talk later! Oh Christ...!"
  1851.  
  1852. Karaz:
  1853. "Shit, shit LET'S MOVE!" It's time to skate forward for your life.
  1854.  
  1855. Jetlag:
  1856. please, all I'm good at is countering
  1857.  
  1858. Jetlag:
  1859. we'll be fine
  1860.  
  1861. Jetlag:
  1862. i'
  1863.  
  1864. Jetlag:
  1865. ll just kick the cannonballs back
  1866. Chloe: (( What sort of ancient ass UFO is this that it has cannonballs?! ))
  1867. Jetlag: (( what else do you put in a cannon?> ))
  1868. Chloe: (( Lasers. ))
  1869. Sheep 1: (( cows ))
  1870. Jetlag: (( that's a LASER cannon. ))
  1871.  
  1872. Manikin:
  1873. tirk said canon, not cannon, silly.
  1874. Jetlag: (( OH FUCK ))
  1875. Jetlag: (( it's gonna fire continuities at us ))
  1876. Chloe: (( JUST ANOTHER POSSIBILITY OF THE CONTINUUM CANNON. ))
  1877.  
  1878. Sheep 1:
  1879. Your first line of action is to make the sharp canyon turn on the way here. That's 2 consecutive agil checks by default to make the sharp turn, DC25.
  1880.  
  1881. Manikin:
  1882. leggooo
  1883.  
  1884. Manikin:
  1885. (0, 3, 6, 6, 9)
  1886.  
  1887. Sophia :
  1888. "Crapcrapcrap, bad day bad day bad day!"
  1889.  
  1890. Manikin:
  1891. (2, 3, 4, 6, 7)
  1892.  
  1893. Manikin:
  1894. o
  1895.  
  1896. Manikin:
  1897. Manikin uses 8 Energy!
  1898.  
  1899. Sophia :
  1900. +2 Agility from perk
  1901.  
  1902. Sophia :
  1903. Sophia uses 10 Energy!
  1904. Jetlag: (( which are are we skating again? ))
  1905. Digo: (( down ))
  1906. Jetlag: (( way* ))
  1907. Jetlag: (( ah ))
  1908.  
  1909. Digo:
  1910. (2, 3, 4, 4, 5, 5)
  1911.  
  1912. Sophia :
  1913. (0, 0, 1, 2, 6, 8, 8)
  1914.  
  1915. Chloe:
  1916. (1, 2, 2, 4, 6, 8)
  1917.  
  1918. Sheep:
  1919. Don't get me started on my rolls brah
  1920.  
  1921. Sophia :
  1922. Sophia uses 2 Energy!
  1923.  
  1924. Sophia :
  1925. Sophia gains 1 Style.
  1926.  
  1927. Digo:
  1928. Oh sure why not this way works better
  1929.  
  1930. Sophia :
  1931. (1, 2, 4, 5, 7, 8, 8)
  1932.  
  1933. Sophia :
  1934. Sophia uses 2 Energy!
  1935.  
  1936. Sophia :
  1937. Sophia gains 1 Style.
  1938. Jetlag: (( Yeah I guess 2 Agility checks is my best option. ))
  1939.  
  1940. Digo:
  1941. "SHIT SHIIIIT! You don't need to tell me!" Digo wastes no time gettin shit done.
  1942.  
  1943. Chloe:
  1944. Chloe uses 3 Energy!
  1945.  
  1946. Chloe:
  1947. (2, 2, 2, 3, 4, 4)
  1948.  
  1949. Jetlag:
  1950. "Huh...can't just leave? Fine, let's go this way..."
  1951.  
  1952. Chloe:
  1953. Chloe uses 1 Energy!
  1954.  
  1955. Jetlag:
  1956. (0, 7, 8, 8, 9)
  1957.  
  1958. Jetlag:
  1959. Jetlag uses 2 Energy!
  1960.  
  1961. Jetlag:
  1962. Jetlag gains 2 Style.
  1963.  
  1964. Karaz:
  1965. (2, 3, 3, 5, 9)
  1966.  
  1967. Chloe:
  1968. Saving 32
  1969.  
  1970. Manikin:
  1971. turn around and kill the ship
  1972.    Error in body of roll.       Statement options (if any): if(dmgOrHealing == 0),CODE       Statement Body (first 200 characters): { [h:PrevEnergy = Energy] [h:Energy = max(Energy-eChange, 0)] [r:token.name] uses [r:PrevEnergy - Energy] Energy! [h:bar.Energy = Energy / MaxEnergy] }; { [h:diff = MaxEnergy -
  1973.  
  1974. Jetlag:
  1975. (3, 5, 6, 6, 8)
  1976.  
  1977. Karaz:
  1978. Karaz uses 2 Energy!
  1979.  
  1980. Jetlag:
  1981. Jetlag uses 4 Energy!
  1982.  
  1983. Jetlag:
  1984. Jetlag gains 2 Style.
  1985.  
  1986. Sheep 1:
  1987. Shit what about me guys?
  1988.  
  1989. Digo:
  1990. And now one more!
  1991. Jetlag: (( do we need placement points here ))
  1992.  
  1993. Digo:
  1994. (1, 1, 4, 5, 9, 9)
  1995.  
  1996. Chloe:
  1997. (0, 0, 4, 5, 7, 9)
  1998. Jetlag: (( Another Agility check? What for? ))
  1999.  
  2000. Sheep 1:
  2001. (6, 6, 6, 7, 7)
  2002.  
  2003. Chloe:
  2004. Chloe uses 5 Energy!
  2005.  
  2006. Digo:
  2007. I uh, said there was 2 of them
  2008. Jetlag: (( I already made my two ))
  2009. Jetlag: (( as did everyone ))
  2010.  
  2011. Digo:
  2012. so you dont need to then
  2013.  
  2014. Digo:
  2015. Digo and Karaz did not
  2016. Jetlag: (( those bitchbastards ))
  2017.  
  2018. Chloe:
  2019. Chloe concentrates and regains 5 Energy.
  2020.  
  2021. Karaz:
  2022. (2, 4, 8, 9, 9)
  2023.  
  2024. Cow 2:
  2025. Oh shit, cow in the way
  2026.  
  2027. Manikin:
  2028. can i catch it
  2029.  
  2030. Cow 2:
  2031. Either DC25 str to jump or DC30 agil to go under/around it
  2032.  
  2033. Jetlag:
  2034. Jet kicks off and right over the goddamned cow, bovine schmovine
  2035. Agidius has connected.
  2036.  
  2037. Cow 2:
  2038. hi
  2039.  
  2040. Jetlag:
  2041. (2, 5, 5, 6, 7, 9)
  2042. Agidius:
  2043. yo
  2044.  
  2045. Cow 2:
  2046. Going under the cow is a trick
  2047.  
  2048. Chloe:
  2049. (1, 3, 4, 4, 7, 8)
  2050.  
  2051. Manikin:
  2052. LETS GO UDER
  2053.  
  2054. Sophia :
  2055. "Goddamnit, move cow!" She attempts to roll under the cow!"
  2056.  
  2057. Manikin:
  2058. UNDER
  2059.  
  2060. Cow 2:
  2061. and no points do not apply here, feel free to style all that shit
  2062.  
  2063. Jetlag:
  2064. udder*
  2065.  
  2066. Sophia :
  2067. (0, 0, 0, 4, 5, 7, 7)
  2068.  
  2069. Manikin:
  2070. (2, 2, 3, 6, 7)
  2071.  
  2072. Manikin:
  2073. Manikin uses 8 Energy!
  2074.  
  2075. Manikin:
  2076. Manikin gains 3 Style.
  2077.  
  2078. Chloe:
  2079. Using momentum!
  2080.  
  2081. Sophia :
  2082. Sophia gains 3 Style.
  2083.  
  2084. Chloe:
  2085. Chloe uses 3 Energy!
  2086.  
  2087. Sophia :
  2088. Saving my 27 Momentum
  2089.  
  2090. Jetlag:
  2091. "Man, why do you gotta get in my way here?"
  2092.  
  2093. Chloe:
  2094. Chloe gains 4 Style.
  2095.  
  2096. Sheep 1:
  2097. outta the way
  2098.  
  2099. Sheep 1:
  2100. (1, 1, 3, 6, 8)
  2101.  
  2102. Jetlag:
  2103. I hope I don't land on anyone.
  2104.  
  2105. Karaz:
  2106. (3, 4, 5, 6, 6)
  2107.  
  2108. Chloe:
  2109. "W-...why did I do that?!"
  2110.  
  2111. Jetlag:
  2112. Considering I jumped it and literally everyone else went under it
  2113.  
  2114. Sheep 1:
  2115. This sheet crashes into the Cow and falls flat
  2116.  
  2117. Karaz:
  2118. *JUMPS OVER THE DAMN COW AS WELL*
  2119.  
  2120. Digo:
  2121. (3, 4, 4, 7, 8, 8)
  2122.  
  2123. Digo:
  2124. I'm trickin that shit
  2125.  
  2126. Digo:
  2127. Digo gains 2 Style.
  2128.  
  2129. Digo:
  2130. Over this corner of the road are a few signs (Yes, those are signs, shut up) posted along the sandy road
  2131.  
  2132. Mothership:
  2133. Which is relevant because *bwwoop bwoop bwooop!* The Mothership readies its tractor beam again! And fires it directly at you!
  2134.  
  2135. Digo:
  2136. "AAAH! TAKE COOOVEEEER!!!"
  2137. Jetlag: (( Are they like, billboards? ))
  2138.  
  2139. Sheep 4:
  2140. More or less
  2141.  
  2142. Mothership:
  2143. I should actually be keeping track of the rounds here
  2144.  
  2145. Jetlag:
  2146. good those usually have places to stand on. "Damn.." Jet skates under one of the signs, then jumps up, grabs the underside of it, and flips onto the railing to hide rom the giant beam of blueness
  2147.  
  2148. Sheep 4:
  2149. You have the option of jumping using DC35 Agil, or reaction vs the Mothership's aim
  2150.  
  2151. Chloe:
  2152. "Split up! Hopefully it can't go for us all at once...!"
  2153.  
  2154. Manikin:
  2155. Manny jumps behind a sign!
  2156.  
  2157. Manikin:
  2158. (1, 2, 3, 5, 7)
  2159.  
  2160. Digo:
  2161. (0, 1, 1, 2, 6, 7)
  2162.  
  2163. Chloe:
  2164. (0, 0, 0, 7, 7, 8)
  2165.  
  2166. Manikin:
  2167. Manikin uses 18 Energy!
  2168.  
  2169. Manikin:
  2170. u srss
  2171. Chloe: (( Saving 27 ))
  2172.  
  2173. Digo:
  2174. Fuggit using momentum
  2175.  
  2176. Chloe:
  2177. Chloe uses 5 Energy!
  2178.  
  2179. Sophia :
  2180. "Come on, come on!" She jumps behind a sign!
  2181.  
  2182. Sophia :
  2183. (1, 2, 3, 3, 4, 4, 5)
  2184.  
  2185. Digo:
  2186. Digo uses 11 Energy!
  2187.  
  2188. Sophia :
  2189. Eh
  2190.  
  2191. Sophia :
  2192. Using 27 Momentum
  2193. Jetlag: (( gonna guess mine's Agility (waiting) ))
  2194.  
  2195. Sophia :
  2196. Sophia uses 8 Energy!
  2197.  
  2198. Karaz:
  2199. These do not count as tricks btw
  2200. Jetlag: (( Is-is there at least a jump check before it (saD) ))
  2201.  
  2202. Chloe:
  2203. Chloe shoots ahead and shoots behind the bottom right sign!
  2204. Jetlag: (( Not even mine? ))
  2205. Karaz: (( waddya mean by that ))
  2206. Jetlag: (( did you read it ))
  2207. Karaz: (( I guess if you wanna use str sure ))
  2208. Karaz: (( check is still dc35 tho ))
  2209.  
  2210. Jetlag:
  2211. (3, 4, 5, 5, 8, 8)
  2212.  
  2213. Karaz:
  2214. (1, 2, 6, 6, 8)
  2215.  
  2216. Jetlag:
  2217. why would I ever not want to use Str, also not a trick I take it
  2218.  
  2219. Jetlag:
  2220. Jetlag uses 7 Energy!
  2221.  
  2222. Karaz:
  2223. (0, 1, 2, 3, 3, 3, 4, 8, 9)
  2224. Sheep 1:
  2225. cripes
  2226.  
  2227. Karaz:
  2228. Karaz uses 9 Energy!
  2229.  
  2230. Karaz:
  2231. that did not just happen
  2232. Chloe: (( Dayum gurl, u got rollz ))
  2233.  
  2234. Karaz:
  2235. Karaz cowers behind the sign as well, along with Digo!
  2236.  
  2237. Mothership:
  2238. *Whiiiirrrrrrr* With a powerful rumble, the mothership sucks up all the billboards! Thankfully the tractor beam doesn't last long enough to suck you in as well.
  2239.  
  2240. Jetlag:
  2241. well shit
  2242.  
  2243. Jetlag:
  2244. I was -on- the billboard
  2245.  
  2246. Mothership:
  2247. GET OFF NIGGA
  2248.  
  2249. Mothership:
  2250. That's vs reaction
  2251.  
  2252. Jetlag:
  2253. as I flippedu p there for no reason as it didn't help me much (sad)
  2254.  
  2255. Mothership:
  2256. (2, 3, 4, 6, 7, 9)
  2257.  
  2258. Sophia :
  2259. "Ohcrapcrapcrapcrap."
  2260.  
  2261. Manikin:
  2262. "let'sgonowlet'sgoooooooooooo"
  2263.  
  2264. Jetlag:
  2265. Right then, Jet kicks off the disappearing billboard, slams onto a sign, and jumps off that too before landing on the road, "Cripes..."
  2266.  
  2267. Jetlag:
  2268. (2, 7, 7, 9)
  2269. Jetlag: (( is it using Energy or anything ))
  2270.  
  2271. Karaz:
  2272. "Whoo!" Karaz flips over, shuddering to himself.
  2273. Karaz: (( it is not, you can't use energy on these rolls ))
  2274. Jetlag: (( Oh, odd ))
  2275.  
  2276. Jetlag:
  2277. (2)
  2278.  
  2279. Jetlag:
  2280. also rolled one too few dice
  2281.  
  2282. Jetlag:
  2283. Jetlag gains 1 Style.
  2284.  
  2285. Jetlag:
  2286. anyway I'll take my 1 Style from that
  2287. Jetlag: (( and I'm not sure if springing off the sign requires a check ))
  2288.  
  2289. Karaz:
  2290. Haven't done it with everyone else so probably not
  2291. Jetlag: (( I..did anyone else DO that ))
  2292. Jetlag: (( well whatever ))
  2293.  
  2294. Mothership:
  2295. *Whiiruuwhiruuwhiiruuuu* The mothership charges its lazar!
  2296.  
  2297. Sophia :
  2298. "Ohnononononono, it's gonna fire at us!"
  2299.  
  2300. Mothership:
  2301. The only form of cover right now appears to be that small mountain over there. A road seems to curve around it, but the turn is pretty harsh.
  2302.  
  2303. Mothership:
  2304. It'll require 2 consecutive DC25 agil checks this time!
  2305.  
  2306. Jetlag:
  2307. So what you're saying is I can Wile E Coyote this shit and paint a tunnel on the mountain and go through that
  2308.  
  2309. Chloe:
  2310. (0, 0, 6, 7, 7, 8)
  2311.  
  2312. Chloe:
  2313. Chloe uses 3 Energy!
  2314.  
  2315. Digo:
  2316. "AAAAAAH!"
  2317.  
  2318. Chloe:
  2319. Chloe gains 1 Style.
  2320.  
  2321. Digo:
  2322. (0, 0, 1, 6, 7, 9)
  2323.  
  2324. Chloe:
  2325. (0, 0, 3, 5, 8, 9)
  2326.  
  2327. Digo:
  2328. Digo uses 5 Energy!
  2329.  
  2330. Manikin:
  2331. (2, 3, 7, 8, 9)
  2332.  
  2333. Chloe:
  2334. Chloe uses 5 Energy!
  2335.  
  2336. Sophia :
  2337. (0, 0, 2, 2, 2, 6, 7)
  2338.  
  2339. Sophia :
  2340. Sophia uses 3 Energy!
  2341.  
  2342. Sophia :
  2343. Sophia gains 2 Style.
  2344.  
  2345. Manikin:
  2346. Manikin uses 6 Energy!
  2347.  
  2348. Manikin:
  2349. (0, 0, 4, 4, 6)
  2350.  
  2351. Sophia :
  2352. (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 9, 9)
  2353.  
  2354. Digo:
  2355. (0, 2, 2, 3, 3, 8)
  2356.  
  2357. Manikin:
  2358. Manikin uses 1 Energy!
  2359.  
  2360. Digo:
  2361. Digo uses 2 Energy!
  2362.  
  2363. Sophia :
  2364. Sophia uses 6 Energy!
  2365.  
  2366. Sophia :
  2367. Sophia gains 2 Style.
  2368.  
  2369. Karaz:
  2370. (0, 3, 4, 7, 9)
  2371.  
  2372. Karaz:
  2373. Karaz uses 6 Energy!
  2374.  
  2375. Karaz:
  2376. (0, 1, 2, 7, 8)
  2377.  
  2378. Chloe:
  2379. "Well! This is fun, huh?!"
  2380.  
  2381. Karaz:
  2382. Karaz uses 7 Energy!
  2383.  
  2384. Jetlag:
  2385. "No, this sucks!"
  2386.  
  2387. Jetlag:
  2388. (0, 6, 6, 7, 9)
  2389.  
  2390. Jetlag:
  2391. Jetlag uses 4 Energy!
  2392.  
  2393. Jetlag:
  2394. Jetlag gains 1 Style.
  2395.  
  2396. Jetlag:
  2397. (1, 1, 3, 5, 8)
  2398.  
  2399. Jetlag:
  2400. Jetlag uses 4 Energy!
  2401.  
  2402. Sophia :
  2403. "We can't just keep running forever! Isn't there anything we can do to stop it?!"
  2404.  
  2405. Jetlag:
  2406. "Oh, sure, just give me a second, I'll throw this mountain here at it."
  2407.  
  2408. Sophia :
  2409. manny's gonna die for our sins
  2410.  
  2411. Jetlag:
  2412. (0, 2, 7, 8, 9, 9)
  2413.  
  2414. Mothership:
  2415. *BWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM!!!* The giant laser scrapes over the mountain , covering the sky in a blinding light!
  2416.  
  2417. Jetlag:
  2418. is a 29 good enough
  2419.  
  2420. Jetlag:
  2421. is a 79 good enough
  2422.  
  2423. Jetlag:
  2424. « 29+30+20 = 29 + 30 + 20 = 79 »
  2425.  
  2426. Digo:
  2427. "Well, there should be a town up ahead. Maybe they can call I dunno....SOMEONE!"
  2428.  
  2429. Jetlag:
  2430. "Dude, the Men In Black don't actually exist! WHO do you think can take on an alien spaceship?!"
  2431.  
  2432. Chloe:
  2433. "Call who? Goddamn Superman?!"
  2434.  
  2435. Mothership:
  2436. *Whirrruuuuu* After the giant blast, the ship simply observes the damage to see if anything is still alive.
  2437.  
  2438. Digo:
  2439. "Well I dunno, it's SOMETHING! I'm going!"
  2440.  
  2441. Manikin:
  2442. "Uhhh yeah.
  2443.  
  2444. Manikin:
  2445. "
  2446.  
  2447. Karaz:
  2448. Karaz scratches his head. "I d-don't even know what to do!"
  2449.  
  2450. Jetlag:
  2451. "Right...into one of the buildings! Who knows, maybe they can't get through wooden doors."
  2452. Agidius is disconnected.
  2453.  
  2454. Chloe:
  2455. "They've traveled trillions of miles through space but haven't mastered the door, poor guys...!"
  2456.  
  2457. Denden:
  2458. "Hello there. Would you like to buy some of my wares?" A vendor has some items laid out for you.
  2459.  
  2460. Manikin:
  2461. uh, YES.
  2462.  
  2463. Jetlag:
  2464. "Got any alien spray?!"
  2465.  
  2466. Sheep 1:
  2467. TOO TU RUUUU
  2468.  
  2469. Sophia :
  2470. "Uhhhh, you got anything that can take down a UFO?!"
  2471. Agidius has connected.
  2472.  
  2473. Denden:
  2474. She giggles. "That's funny. But no, sorry."
  2475.  
  2476. Mothership:
  2477. "!!!!" The UFO looms overhead
  2478.  
  2479. Chloe:
  2480. "Rocket launcher would be nice about now..."
  2481.  
  2482. Jetlag:
  2483. "There goes that idea. You should probably get in a house!"
  2484.  
  2485. Jetlag:
  2486. metal alien solid
  2487.  
  2488. Denden:
  2489. "Hmm? Why? Is it going to rain soon?"
  2490.  
  2491. Chloe:
  2492. "Assssssssss should we...!"
  2493.  
  2494. Manikin:
  2495. lewd
  2496.  
  2497. Manikin:
  2498. "Yeah! Just follow us please."
  2499.  
  2500. Manikin:
  2501. Manny runs into a house.
  2502.  
  2503. Digo:
  2504. "AAAAAAH LET'S JUST GET SOMEWHERE....!"
  2505.  
  2506. Chloe:
  2507. "She can't see it...?"
  2508.  
  2509. Digo:
  2510. Digo breaks a window and heads into the general store along with Manny.
  2511.  
  2512. Denden:
  2513. "Hmm? Why? You sound very confusing right now."
  2514.  
  2515. Jetlag:
  2516. "She can't see my pet cat thing either. Whatever, girl, just get in here!" I'll go in the brick house
  2517.  
  2518. Jetlag:
  2519. because brick is sturdy
  2520.  
  2521. Jetlag:
  2522. mayber
  2523.  
  2524. Manikin:
  2525. Manikin searches the general store.
  2526.  
  2527. Karaz:
  2528. "The hell? Is this chick retarded or something!? Can she not notice the giant metal death looming overhead?"
  2529.  
  2530. Sophia :
  2531. "Crapcrapcrap!" She makes a left turn, and quickly baseball slides into the house!
  2532.  
  2533. Manikin:
  2534. "If it's a Disruption, she can't see it."
  2535.  
  2536. Chloe:
  2537. "I wonder if that means it really is a disru-FUCK YOU GUYS!"
  2538.  
  2539. Stewart:
  2540. "Oh god what the hell are you guys doing in my house."
  2541.  
  2542. Jetlag:
  2543. "Depends, who are you?"
  2544.  
  2545. Sophia :
  2546. "Uhhhhhhhhhhhh....Look, we can explain!"
  2547.  
  2548. Minov:
  2549. "Oh god what the hell are you guys doing to my store."
  2550.  
  2551. Chloe:
  2552. Chloe shoots around the corner and hides behind the fence...!
  2553.  
  2554. Manikin:
  2555. "OH, I, uh, didn't see you. Umm... What do you have for sale?"
  2556.  
  2557. Manikin:
  2558. Manny says nervously.
  2559.  
  2560. Manikin:
  2561. pls guns
  2562.  
  2563. Mothership:
  2564. "Whirr? Whirr?" The Mothership can't scan anything.
  2565.  
  2566. Mothership:
  2567. So it shoots down a giant beam, sending down some missionaries.
  2568.  
  2569. Spah Ivadron 5:
  2570. *Knocks*
  2571. Tokens dropped onto map 'Suna Desert Town' by player Thrice (Player)
  2572.  
  2573. Darius:
  2574. You don't even have Replicants, you're fucked
  2575.  
  2576. Denden:
  2577. "Hello there Mr. Ordinary gentlemen. Would you care to buy some wares?"
  2578.  
  2579. Manikin:
  2580. darius press R
  2581.  
  2582. Spah Ivadron 2:
  2583. "MEERRKORORKKRRKRG"
  2584.  
  2585. Manikin:
  2586. get the resets
  2587.  
  2588. Jetlag:
  2589. "Nobody's home! Go away!:
  2590.  
  2591. Jetlag:
  2592. "
  2593.  
  2594. Denden:
  2595. "Oh is that so? Well I'm sorry to bother you."
  2596.  
  2597. Stewart:
  2598. "No really who the hell are you."
  2599.  
  2600. Jetlag:
  2601. "I asked first, bucko."
  2602.  
  2603. Digo:
  2604. "Okay, forget it. Let's just stay still, and act natural. They should go away soon..."
  2605.  
  2606. Jetlag:
  2607. you don't even know what this girl's done to houses before
  2608.  
  2609. Spah Ivadron 4:
  2610. *Enters and bell rings* "MEEEOOORK"
  2611.  
  2612. Jetlag:
  2613. she'll eat half your ice cream sandwich and play volleyball with your dildo
  2614.  
  2615. Jetlag:
  2616. i swear to god she will
  2617.  
  2618. Spah Ivadron 5:
  2619. *Knocking intensifies*
  2620.  
  2621. Karaz:
  2622. "Uuhhh...." Karaz begins to drool a little.
  2623.  
  2624. Minov:
  2625. "*Sigh* See, why can't you have proper entrance manners like this guy here?"
  2626.  
  2627. Spah Ivadron 4:
  2628. "MEEEEOOORRRKK"
  2629.  
  2630. Manikin:
  2631. "Uhhh, sorry about that."
  2632.  
  2633. Jetlag:
  2634. "So you gonna tell taht guy to buzz off? He's crashing our vibe, you know?"
  2635.  
  2636. Spah Ivadron 2:
  2637. "WAAAWOOOPWOOOPWROOOOOM" The Invadron near Chloe taps around to find anything
  2638.  
  2639. Stewart:
  2640. "I'm really scared right now and do not care for whatever it is you're selling."
  2641.  
  2642. Spah Ivadron 4:
  2643. Spah buys a Monster drink and pays the respective amount. "MEEEROOORRRKK"
  2644.  
  2645. Manikin:
  2646. Manikin just stares in disbelief.
  2647.  
  2648. Minov:
  2649. "Oh! I'm sorry. I didn't realize these boys were your kids. You better keep an eye on tem next time."
  2650.  
  2651. Sophia :
  2652. And then suddenly they SUCK MANNY's BRAINS OUT
  2653.  
  2654. Manikin:
  2655. "Daaaaad, stop embarrassing us."
  2656.  
  2657. Spah Ivadron 4:
  2658. "Meork Meork" The ivadron nods in agreement and takes Digo and Karaz with him.
  2659.  
  2660. Manikin:
  2661. "Um..."
  2662.  
  2663. Karaz:
  2664. "Oh all right dad, now- WAIT A SECOND, YOU AREN'T MY DAD AT ALL HEEEELLLLP"
  2665.  
  2666. Jetlag:
  2667. it's goofy time
  2668.  
  2669. Manikin:
  2670. "... Hey Shopkeeper, got any weapons?"
  2671.  
  2672. Minov:
  2673. "Uh....shouldn't you be following your father right there?"
  2674.  
  2675. Manikin:
  2676. "Nah, he's cool."
  2677. Agidius is disconnected.
  2678. Agidius is disconnected.
  2679.  
  2680. Chloe:
  2681. "Okay...I got this...let's go!" Chloe vaults over the fence and lands on the alien on the other side, "Hey you space freaks, fuck off!"
  2682.  
  2683. Chloe:
  2684. (1, 2, 4, 7, 9)
  2685.  
  2686. Spah Ivadron 5:
  2687. Spah Invadron 5 sighs and goes away
  2688.  
  2689. Spah Ivadron 5:
  2690. ...and then comes back again. "Meororkrok!"
  2691.  
  2692. Jetlag:
  2693. "Huh. That was easier than--Go away, god dammit!"
  2694.  
  2695. Stewart:
  2696. "Woah! GIrl scout cookies? I LOVE girl scout cookies!"
  2697.  
  2698. Sophia :
  2699. "Crapcrapcrap...Hey, do you have a back door or anything?!"
  2700.  
  2701. Spah Ivadron 2:
  2702. (3, 4, 4, 7, 7, 9)
  2703.  
  2704. Spah Ivadron 2:
  2705. reaction to dodge
  2706.  
  2707. Chloe:
  2708. Using 27 momentum o3o
  2709.  
  2710. Spah Ivadron 2:
  2711. Spah Ivadron 2 uses 10 Energy!
  2712.  
  2713. Chloe:
  2714. Chloe uses 11 Energy!
  2715.  
  2716. Chloe:
  2717. (0, 3, 3, 6, 7)
  2718.  
  2719. Stewart:
  2720. Stewart opens the door.
  2721.  
  2722. Jetlag:
  2723. "Greaaattt...See ya, Sophia! Stay safe." Jet punches out a window and vaults out!
  2724.  
  2725. Chloe:
  2726. Chloe uses 9 Energy!
  2727.  
  2728. Manikin:
  2729. tiiiiirk whats in da store
  2730.  
  2731. Jetlag:
  2732. (0, 2, 3, 6, 7, 9)
  2733.  
  2734. Jetlag:
  2735. god damn
  2736.  
  2737. Jetlag:
  2738. Jetlag uses 1 Energy!
  2739.  
  2740. Sophia :
  2741. "Crap!..Uhhh, you too!" She breaks through the window back here!
  2742.  
  2743. Spah Ivadron 2:
  2744. stamina roll incoming
  2745.  
  2746. Sophia :
  2747. (2, 3, 7, 7, 7, 8, 9)
  2748.  
  2749. Spah Ivadron 2:
  2750. (1, 3, 7)
  2751.  
  2752. Jetlag:
  2753. (2, 3, 7, 7, 9)
  2754.  
  2755. Sophia :
  2756. Sophia uses 1 Energy!
  2757.  
  2758. Jetlag:
  2759. Jetlag uses 3 Energy!
  2760.  
  2761. Jetlag:
  2762. Jetlag gains 2 Style.
  2763.  
  2764. Sophia :
  2765. Putting 37 into Momentum
  2766.  
  2767. Jetlag:
  2768. I don't even have to worry about glass shards
  2769.  
  2770. Jetlag:
  2771. Gloves man
  2772.  
  2773. Sophia :
  2774. (0, 4, 5, 8)
  2775.  
  2776. Sophia :
  2777. Sophia uses 2 Energy!
  2778.  
  2779. Spah Ivadron 2:
  2780. Spah Ivadron 2 loses 15 hit points.
  2781.  
  2782. Sophia :
  2783. "Alright I'm out...Gotta go around, and regroup with the others!" She brings out her katana!
  2784.  
  2785. Spah Ivadron 2:
  2786. "BEEORK!" The Invadron is flattened
  2787.  
  2788. Sophia :
  2789. Coordination to bring out Katana
  2790.  
  2791. Sophia :
  2792. (1, 1, 6, 6, 7)
  2793.  
  2794. Chloe:
  2795. "H-hey! I'm not that heavy, bastard!"
  2796.  
  2797. Digo:
  2798. "HEEEELLLPPP"
  2799.  
  2800. Manikin:
  2801. Manikin runs out and punches Alien 4.
  2802.  
  2803. Manikin:
  2804. :}
  2805.  
  2806. Manikin:
  2807. (2, 3, 5, 7)
  2808.  
  2809. Manikin:
  2810. :c
  2811.  
  2812. Spah Ivadron 4:
  2813. (0, 1, 3, 3, 3, 4)
  2814.  
  2815. Manikin:
  2816. wat
  2817.  
  2818. Spah Ivadron 4:
  2819. *Dodges*
  2820.  
  2821. Spah Ivadron 4:
  2822. Ivadron whips out its blaster
  2823.  
  2824. Sophia :
  2825. "Hmph!" She goes after Spah 4..., but hmm...
  2826.  
  2827. Spah Ivadron 4:
  2828. and shoots you, fuckface
  2829.  
  2830. Jetlag:
  2831. "Right..Girl scout cookies are one of the true evils of the world." Jet skates up and uppercuts Spah Invadron 5
  2832.  
  2833. Manikin:
  2834. REACTION TO DISARM PLS.
  2835.  
  2836. Spah Ivadron 4:
  2837. (0, 0, 7, 7, 9, 9)
  2838. Spah Ivadron 4: (( disarming is just a counterattack then ))
  2839.  
  2840. Sophia :
  2841. Can I kick off the walls to gain some speed momentum to reach the aliens?
  2842.  
  2843. Jetlag:
  2844. (0, 3, 3, 4, 9)
  2845. Spah Ivadron 4: (( sure you can try ))
  2846.  
  2847. Spah Ivadron 5:
  2848. (0, 1, 2, 4, 7, 8)
  2849.  
  2850. Manikin:
  2851. Rolling for coord to disarm
  2852.  
  2853. Manikin:
  2854. (1, 1, 5, 6)
  2855.  
  2856. Spah Ivadron 5:
  2857. I tried to counter
  2858.  
  2859. Spah Ivadron 5:
  2860. but i must scream
  2861.  
  2862. Jetlag:
  2863. Hah, suck a dick
  2864.    Error in body of roll.       Statement options (if any): if(dmgOrHealing == 0),CODE       Statement Body (first 200 characters): { [h:PrevEnergy = Energy] [h:Energy = max(Energy-eChange, 0)] [r:token.name] uses [r:PrevEnergy - Energy] Energy! [h:bar.Energy = Energy / MaxEnergy] }; { [h:diff = MaxEnergy -
  2865.  
  2866. Sophia :
  2867. I guess Agility check
  2868.  
  2869. Manikin:
  2870. Manikin loses 2 Style.
  2871.  
  2872. Sophia :
  2873. (0, 1, 1, 2, 2, 5, 6)
  2874.  
  2875. Manikin:
  2876. Manikin loses 1 Style.
  2877.  
  2878. Jetlag:
  2879. (0, 1, 5, 7, 8, 9, 9)
  2880.  
  2881. Sophia :
  2882. Sophia uses 3 Energy!
  2883.  
  2884. Chloe:
  2885. "Huh, these guys aren't so tough..."
  2886.  
  2887. Manikin:
  2888. i have a 36 vs his 29.
  2889.  
  2890. Jetlag:
  2891. 29 on damage
  2892.  
  2893. Sophia :
  2894. Sophia gains 0 Style.
  2895.  
  2896. Sophia :
  2897. Sophia gains 2 Style.
  2898.  
  2899. Jetlag:
  2900. vs his halved Stamina
  2901.  
  2902. Sophia :
  2903. Sophia kicks off the wall and rushes into the alien! Hah!
  2904.  
  2905. Spah Ivadron 4:
  2906. (0, 8, 9)
  2907.  
  2908. Sophia :
  2909. She brings out her katana!
  2910.  
  2911. Spah Ivadron 4:
  2912. you disarm invadron 4
  2913.  
  2914. Sophia :
  2915. (0, 2, 8)
  2916.  
  2917. Spah Ivadron 4:
  2918. (0, 3, 4, 5, 5)
  2919.  
  2920. Manikin:
  2921. "This is mine." Manny swipes the blaster out of his hands.
  2922.  
  2923. Spah Ivadron 4:
  2924. dodge
  2925.  
  2926. Sophia :
  2927. Pfft
  2928.  
  2929. Manikin:
  2930. tentacles... things...
  2931.  
  2932. Sophia :
  2933. Using 37 momentum
  2934.  
  2935. Sophia :
  2936. bitch
  2937.  
  2938. Spah Ivadron 5:
  2939. (4, 6)
  2940.  
  2941. Jetlag:
  2942. 26 damage
  2943.  
  2944. Jetlag:
  2945. Jetlag uses 2 Energy!
  2946.  
  2947. Jetlag:
  2948. there
  2949.  
  2950. Manikin:
  2951. Manikin loses 1 hit points.
  2952.  
  2953. Manikin:
  2954. Manikin is healed and gains 1 hit points.
  2955.  
  2956. Spah Ivadron 5:
  2957. Spah Ivadron 5 loses 30 hit points.
  2958.  
  2959. Sophia :
  2960. She swiftly brings unsheathes her katana....and then quickly sheathes it back. She did a super fast slash. "Rest in peace!"
  2961.  
  2962. Sophia :
  2963. (1, 2, 3, 3, 5, 8, 9, 9, 9)
  2964.  
  2965. Manikin:
  2966. rip in pepperonis
  2967.  
  2968. Spah Ivadron 4:
  2969. (1, 3, 4, 5)
  2970.  
  2971. Sophia :
  2972. « 39-15 = 39 - 15 = 24 »
  2973.  
  2974. Spah Ivadron 4:
  2975. Spah Ivadron 4 loses 24 hit points.
  2976.  
  2977. Manikin:
  2978. manny has a gun.
  2979.  
  2980. Manikin:
  2981. everyone be afraid.
  2982.  
  2983. Sophia :
  2984. "Woo! Was that cool or what?!" She puts her katana on her waist.
  2985.  
  2986. Denden:
  2987. "Why are you killing those poor people in cold blood? That seems wrong...."
  2988.  
  2989. Denden:
  2990. "What did they ever do to you?"
  2991.  
  2992. Manikin:
  2993. Can we Men in Black her
  2994.  
  2995. Jetlag:
  2996. "Yeah, it is wrong, but not for the reasons you'd think."
  2997.  
  2998. Chloe:
  2999. "I'm wondering when a rich lil' girl ike you learned to do that shit."
  3000.  
  3001. Manikin:
  3002. "Uhhh... No we didn't kill them," Manikin says, putting away his blaster.
  3003.  
  3004. Manikin:
  3005. "We're playing with... toys."
  3006.  
  3007. Sophia :
  3008. "I love watching samurai movies!"
  3009.  
  3010. Chloe:
  3011. "And I like watching birds but you don't see me flying, now do you?"
  3012.  
  3013. Jetlag:
  3014. "Yeah, and I used to like The Simpsons, but my skin never turned yellow."
  3015.  
  3016. Denden:
  3017. "Those are some utterly gruesome toys. The same kinds of toys your world leaders play with, huh? What a sad, sad world."
  3018.  
  3019. Denden:
  3020. "Ah well. Would you like to buy any wares?"
  3021.  
  3022. Chloe:
  3023. Chloe looks over at Jetlag, "Smartass," she grins.
  3024.  
  3025. Manikin:
  3026. "... Yeah, sure, what do you have?"
  3027.  
  3028. Jetlag:
  3029. "Great minds think alike."
  3030.  
  3031. Chloe:
  3032. "...also yeah, spaceship still up there guys..."
  3033.  
  3034. Manikin:
  3035. "Sshhh, I'm doing business."
  3036. Tokens dropped onto map 'Suna Desert Town' by player MarthTrinity (Player)
  3037.  
  3038. Jetlag:
  3039. stuck in the middle with you
  3040.  
  3041. Denden:
  3042. Denden has a few pieces of jewlery, as well as a european broadsword, a few wheels, and a pair of sneakers.
  3043.  
  3044. Denden:
  3045. She also posseses two new books.
  3046.  
  3047. Denden:
  3048. $5 Flying Turtle: Crudely drawn children's comic book about a princess and a talking turtle. Upon a single DC25 academics check, allows you to automatically pass a single acrobatics check for any upcoming scene. $10 Reading with Coldshorts: A beginners reading guide aimed at children. Requires a DC15 Academics check, and if you pass, you can automatically pass a single reading-related academics check for a single scene.
  3049. Chloe: (( Clowns to the left of you, jokers to the right? ))
  3050. Jetlag: (( accurate enough ))
  3051.  
  3052. Manikin:
  3053. "How much are the sword and sneakers?"
  3054.  
  3055. Jetlag:
  3056. "Sure, shopping trip. That's what we're here for."
  3057.  
  3058. Manikin:
  3059. Manny looks up at the Spaceship. "Yup, still there."
  3060.  
  3061. Jetlag:
  3062. Five-finger discount
  3063.  
  3064. Karaz:
  3065. "*Huff huff* I thought I was done for! Now uh...why...why are we still standing here for?"
  3066. Agidius has connected.
  3067.  
  3068. Manikin:
  3069. "KARAZ. Can't you see I'm shopping? Gosh."
  3070.  
  3071. Chloe:
  3072. "Manny's gotta shop for some high heels it seems!" Chloe snaps.
  3073.  
  3074. Jetlag:
  3075. "...Manny, where teh hell'd you get a gun?"
  3076.  
  3077. Manikin:
  3078. "That alien had one."
  3079.  
  3080. Denden:
  3081. "Oh, the broadsword? That's a special item, worth 200 dollars on the market."
  3082.  
  3083. Manikin:
  3084. "Ergh, I don't have that money... What about the sneakers?"
  3085.  
  3086. Denden:
  3087. "The sneakers are just 50 bucks. They're pretty nice, aren't they? The tag says they 'allow for -5 for checks on sharp turns" Whatever that means."
  3088.  
  3089. Jetlag:
  3090. "Fine, why not? What do the wheels do?"
  3091.  
  3092. Chloe:
  3093. "...goddammit. Because part of me wants to be a badass and part of me wants to make Manikin jealous, gimme the goddamn sword."
  3094.  
  3095. Jetlag:
  3096. "If I'm going to stand around here like an idiot anyway, why not buy something."
  3097.  
  3098. Manikin:
  3099. "OOOoooo, Chloe, that hurts."
  3100.  
  3101. Jetlag:
  3102. "Manny, I'll trade you my fox thing for your blaster."
  3103.  
  3104. Denden:
  3105. $200 Yes Man wheels: Allows you to perform two tricks in a single turn once per scene at no extra energy cost. $50 Meteor Wheels: If given at least a zone to get a running start, you gain +5 on any jump check, twice per scene.
  3106.  
  3107. Sophia :
  3108. turns out the blaster is out of energy
  3109.  
  3110. Manikin:
  3111. "Where'd you even get your fox thing?" Manny takes out his blaster. "I don't even know if this works." He points up at the mothership and fires the gun.
  3112.  
  3113. Chloe:
  3114. Chloe hands over the $200 and GETS EQUIPED WITH BROADSWORD.
  3115.  
  3116. Denden:
  3117. "You want this sword? Well here you go...it's kind of heavy though..."
  3118.  
  3119. Denden:
  3120. It gives -3 on coordination checks, and +3 on str related ones.
  3121. Agidius is disconnected.
  3122. Agidius is disconnected.
  3123.  
  3124. Mothership:
  3125. "Beewoopwoop woop"
  3126.  
  3127. Mothership:
  3128. The Mothership beams down another invader.
  3129.  
  3130. Jetlag:
  3131. "Some lady gave it to me."
  3132.  
  3133. Sophia :
  3134. I can put the meteor wheels on my rollerskates right
  3135.  
  3136. Chloe:
  3137. "How heavy we talki-OOF!" The sword slams to the ground the moment she takes it from the shopkeeper, "WHATHEFUCKHOWWEREYOUHOLDINGTHAT...?!"
  3138.  
  3139. Mysterious Invader 1:
  3140. "Mewwwooopwooop meeaaaarwoooo!"
  3141.  
  3142. Manikin:
  3143. "Huh, can I meet he- That alien looks familiar," Manny points the gun at the alien.
  3144.  
  3145. Denden:
  3146. "Oh, you'll have to be patient, you. I'm kinda busy."
  3147.  
  3148. Sophia :
  3149. "Uhhh, I'll buy the meteor wheels if they work on my rollerskates!"
  3150.  
  3151. Denden:
  3152. "They should work on a wide variety of things. Knock yourself out.":
  3153.  
  3154. Sophia :
  3155. can I just
  3156.  
  3157. Sophia :
  3158. equip them right now
  3159.  
  3160. Manikin:
  3161. do you have the time
  3162.  
  3163. Mysterious Invader 1:
  3164. No
  3165.  
  3166. Sophia :
  3167. (sad)
  3168.  
  3169. Mysterious Invader 1:
  3170. you need to actually craft them on
  3171.  
  3172. Manikin:
  3173. HEY BITCHES GUESS WHO HAS 2 CRAFT
  3174.  
  3175. Chloe:
  3176. (6, 9)
  3177.  
  3178. Sophia :
  3179. (5, 8)
  3180.  
  3181. Jetlag:
  3182. (1)
  3183.  
  3184. Manikin:
  3185. (3, 4, 6)
  3186.  
  3187. Mysterious Invader 1:
  3188. The blaster does fire, yes.
  3189.  
  3190. Sophia :
  3191. "Nyeh, I'll pass for now." She says as she looks at the strange alien
  3192.  
  3193. Chloe:
  3194. Chloe hoists up the colossal sword, "Fuckfuckfuckfuck, gotta get used to this...!"
  3195.  
  3196. Chloe:
  3197. "It's...so...cool..."
  3198.  
  3199. Manikin:
  3200. "Man, that thing looks so cool..."
  3201.  
  3202. Karaz:
  3203. "Uh, so like...."
  3204.  
  3205. Chloe:
  3206. "IT IS. BUT IT'S HEAVY."
  3207.  
  3208. Karaz:
  3209. "What are we gonna....actually, you know what! Perfect idea!"
  3210.  
  3211. Manikin:
  3212. "BUT DO YOU HAVE A BLASTER?" Manikin fires a shot at Deoxys.
  3213.  
  3214. Manikin:
  3215. (0, 3, 8, 9)
  3216.  
  3217. Jetlag:
  3218. i like those odds
  3219.  
  3220. Karaz:
  3221. "You distract them, we scurry off in a hurry! Why haven't I caught on yet?"
  3222.  
  3223. Manikin:
  3224. "Yeah, yeah, bye Karaz, I HAVE A BLASTER."
  3225.    Error in body of roll.       Statement options (if any): h       Statement Body : abort(dice)
  3226.  
  3227. Sophia :
  3228. "Well, if you want to keep being a coward..."
  3229.  
  3230. Mysterious Invader 1:
  3231. The alien doesn't even try to dodge. The blaster shot just dissolves off him.
  3232.  
  3233. Manikin:
  3234. "... Guess it doesn't work on aliens..."
  3235.  
  3236. Chloe:
  3237. "Hey!" Chloe shouts out after Karaz, using a great amount of effort to turn with the heavy sword, "Would your -MOM- want you runnin' away from your problems?!"
  3238.  
  3239. Manikin:
  3240. "OooooooOoo..."
  3241.  
  3242. Jetlag:
  3243. "Dude, harsh."
  3244.  
  3245. Sophia :
  3246. "Awwww, that's mean, don't you think?"
  3247.  
  3248. Karaz:
  3249. "UWWAAAAH! YOU DON'T BRING MY MOM INTO THIS! EVER!!!!"
  3250.  
  3251. Manikin:
  3252. "Do you think this works on normal people? HEY DIGO WANNA CHECK SOMETHING."
  3253.  
  3254. Sophia :
  3255. monster
  3256.  
  3257. Digo:
  3258. "No man, keep your cool!"
  3259.  
  3260. Manikin:
  3261. "Just put your hands up and guard!"
  3262.  
  3263. Chloe:
  3264. "Sometimes you gotta be harsh to motivate people..." Chloe says aside to Sophia, giving her a somber smile, "You love your mom so much, dammit?! Then show it!"
  3265.  
  3266. Jetlag:
  3267. "And this is why I wanted the damn thing. I think I value my chances against the alien over Manny with a gun."
  3268.  
  3269. Digo:
  3270. "I'm uh, not interested in the slightest..."
  3271.  
  3272. Chloe:
  3273. "IF YOU HAVE SOMETHING WORTH FIGHTING FOR THEN GODDAMN DO IT!"
  3274.  
  3275. Mysterious Invader 1:
  3276. Invader just chops Manny on the back of the neck
  3277.  
  3278. Jetlag:
  3279. "His mom's not even ehre!"
  3280.  
  3281. Mysterious Invader 1:
  3282. (0, 1, 1, 1, 3, 5, 8, 8, 9)
  3283.  
  3284. Jetlag:
  3285. here*
  3286.  
  3287. Manikin:
  3288. ;-;
  3289.  
  3290. Manikin:
  3291. WTF
  3292.  
  3293. Jetlag:
  3294. >VULCAN DEATH GRIP
  3295.  
  3296. Manikin:
  3297. guarderino
  3298.  
  3299. Manikin:
  3300. (2, 2, 6, 8, 9, 9)
  3301.  
  3302. Mysterious Invader 1:
  3303. (1, 2, 3, 3, 5, 5, 7)
  3304.  
  3305. Manikin:
  3306. im ok
  3307.  
  3308. Mysterious Invader 1:
  3309. Mysterious Invader 1 uses 20 Energy!
  3310.  
  3311. Manikin:
  3312. Manikin uses 20 Energy!
  3313.  
  3314. Manikin:
  3315. Manikin loses 2 hit points.
  3316.  
  3317. Manikin:
  3318. Manikin turns around, "Hey, stop."
  3319.  
  3320. Mysterious Invader 1:
  3321. "Meeorrkeeekrork"
  3322.  
  3323. Sophia :
  3324. "Manny! Guys, problem!" She prepares to fight.
  3325.  
  3326. Sophia :
  3327. 3 stamina ;_;
  3328.  
  3329. Denden:
  3330. "Hey, I think the this man wants something!"
  3331.  
  3332. Jetlag:
  3333. "...okay, you want a rumble, we'll give you one."
  3334.  
  3335. Jetlag:
  3336. alien rumble arena 2
  3337.  
  3338. Denden:
  3339. "He just wants to take someone home it seems."
  3340.  
  3341. Jetlag:
  3342. "...that's more accurate than you think."
  3343.  
  3344. Manikin:
  3345. "I'm not lonely."
  3346.  
  3347. Mysterious Invader 1:
  3348. "...." The invader just stands in place
  3349.  
  3350. Jetlag:
  3351. "Wait, how is that okay even from a bystander point of view?! That's still creepy as hell!"
  3352.  
  3353. Jetlag:
  3354. "That's kidnapping!"
  3355.  
  3356. Manikin:
  3357. "Digo might be looking for a good time though."
  3358.  
  3359. Digo:
  3360. "Am NOT!"
  3361.  
  3362. Jetlag:
  3363. Well then
  3364.  
  3365. Karaz:
  3366. "D-DON'T THINK I'LL BE TURNING BACK FOR A SECOND, IF YOU THINK THAT'S WHAT I'D DO!" Karaz charges forward.
  3367.  
  3368. Manikin:
  3369. "Karaz, this alien made fun of your mom."
  3370.  
  3371. Mysterious Invader 1:
  3372. "Meork meeororkok."
  3373.  
  3374. Karaz:
  3375. "Oh you guys SUCK!"
  3376.  
  3377. Jetlag:
  3378. "Oh? Good idea!" Jet charges the alien from the other side, getting a pincer attack going on. "Let's go!"
  3379.  
  3380. Manikin:
  3381. o u like scissoring doncha
  3382.  
  3383. Manikin:
  3384. "I guess I'll join in," Manny also prepares for an attack.
  3385.  
  3386. Mysterious Invader 1:
  3387. Mysterious invader will go before all of you (GST)
  3388.  
  3389. Manikin:
  3390. :c
  3391.  
  3392. Mysterious Invader 1:
  3393. er, after
  3394.  
  3395. Mysterious Invader 1:
  3396. after all of you
  3397.  
  3398. Manikin:
  3399.  
  3400.  
  3401. Jetlag:
  3402. what a fuckup
  3403.  
  3404. Jetlag:
  3405. (0, 1, 1, 3, 4)
  3406.  
  3407. Mysterious Invader 1:
  3408. Your attack simply bounces off
  3409.  
  3410. Manikin:
  3411. o
  3412.  
  3413. Jetlag:
  3414. Jet tries to slam his fist into the thing! Well shit.
  3415.  
  3416. Jetlag:
  3417. "..huh. Well..."
  3418.  
  3419. Manikin:
  3420. "Maybe we should leave."
  3421.  
  3422. Sophia :
  3423. "Eh? Attacks aren't working?!"
  3424.  
  3425. Jetlag:
  3426. Karaz ya gonna hit it
  3427.  
  3428. Karaz:
  3429. "I ain't gonna turn back for a SECOND, you hear!" Karaz just kicks the damn thing
  3430.  
  3431. Karaz:
  3432. (0, 4, 8, 9, 9)
  3433.  
  3434. Chloe:
  3435. "See what I mean? Just takes the right motivation..."
  3436.  
  3437. Mysterious Invader 1:
  3438. Counter
  3439.  
  3440. Mysterious Invader 1:
  3441. (0, 1, 1, 2, 3, 7, 9)
  3442.  
  3443. Manikin:
  3444. lel
  3445.  
  3446. Karaz:
  3447. But Karaz's attack breaks through!
  3448.  
  3449. Karaz:
  3450. But it bounces off anyway.
  3451.  
  3452. Chloe:
  3453. "Well...you tried, that's what matters."
  3454.  
  3455. Karaz:
  3456. "Gah! What the hell is this thing made out of!?"
  3457.  
  3458. Jetlag:
  3459. "Rubber, maybe. Try cutting it?"
  3460.  
  3461. Manikin:
  3462. "... Yeah, thought so," Manikin turns around to Denden. "Anything cool about that jewelry you have?"
  3463.  
  3464. Denden:
  3465. "I would much prefer to do business around nonviolent scenes. I should probably leave."
  3466.  
  3467. Manikin:
  3468. "Oh, should we move like 5 feet away?"
  3469.  
  3470. Mysterious Invader 1:
  3471. "Meorkmeeork meeork!"
  3472.  
  3473. Manikin:
  3474. Manikin turns back to the alien. "Shhhh."
  3475.  
  3476. Manikin:
  3477. He goes back to Denden, "You're really gonna pass up potential business?" CHARISMA
  3478.  
  3479. Manikin:
  3480. (0, 3, 6, 8, 9)
  3481.  
  3482. Chloe:
  3483. "I...somehow doubt this will work...but let's go!"
  3484.  
  3485. Chloe:
  3486. (0, 6)
  3487.  
  3488. Denden:
  3489. "Yeah, I rather would. This place is too hot and dusty anyway."
  3490.  
  3491. Chloe:
  3492. Chloe uses 20 Energy!
  3493.  
  3494. Jetlag:
  3495. "Man, this sucks."
  3496.  
  3497. Chloe:
  3498. "SO....HEAVY!"
  3499.  
  3500. Manikin:
  3501. "Mmm... I guess. See ya later."
  3502.  
  3503. Mysterious Invader 1:
  3504. The attack deflects...and you just end up busting open the cactus next to it instead
  3505.  
  3506. Manikin:
  3507. drink the juice.
  3508.  
  3509. Mysterious Invader 1:
  3510. The invader backs away from it a bit
  3511.  
  3512. Chloe:
  3513. "I've got it...he's weak to cacti!"
  3514.  
  3515. Chloe:
  3516. "...or like that one really bad movie! Soph! Throw a water bottle at it!"
  3517.  
  3518. Sophia :
  3519. "Are...are you kidding me?" She sighs as she takes the cap off the water bottle
  3520.  
  3521. Sophia :
  3522. and then throws it (Waiting)
  3523.  
  3524. Mysterious Invader 1:
  3525. Mysterious invader counters!
  3526.  
  3527. Sophia :
  3528. (3, 4, 6, 6, 8)
  3529.  
  3530. Manikin:
  3531. Directed by N. Day Shyamaalanvana.
  3532.  
  3533. Mysterious Invader 1:
  3534. (1, 3, 3, 3, 4, 8, 9)
  3535. Sheep 1: (( inb4 it gets 10 Energy ))
  3536.  
  3537. Sophia :
  3538. eh
  3539.  
  3540. Sophia :
  3541. « 1d2 = 2 » 1 I spend style and 2 I don't
  3542.  
  3543. Manikin:
  3544. save it
  3545.  
  3546. Manikin:
  3547. bruh
  3548.  
  3549. Manikin:
  3550. Manikin walks up to the cactus and splashes the juice at the Alien.
  3551.  
  3552. Mysterious Invader 1:
  3553. The invader rolls to the side, floating on a thin sheet of air, and socks you in the jaw!
  3554.  
  3555. Mysterious Invader 1:
  3556. (1, 6, 6, 6, 7, 7, 9)
  3557.  
  3558. Manikin:
  3559. the devil
  3560.  
  3561. Mysterious Invader 1:
  3562. Mysterious Invader 1 uses 20 Energy!
  3563.  
  3564. Sophia :
  3565. (3, 3, 8)
  3566.  
  3567. Sophia :
  3568. Sophia uses 20 Energy!
  3569.  
  3570. Sophia :
  3571. « 56-43 = 56 - 43 = 13 »
  3572.  
  3573. Sophia :
  3574. meh I'll just take it
  3575.  
  3576. Sophia :
  3577. Sophia loses 13 hit points.
  3578.  
  3579. Mysterious Invader 1:
  3580. (8)
  3581.  
  3582. Sophia :
  3583. "Gah!"
  3584.  
  3585. Chloe:
  3586. "Well it can cut a cactus I guess...."
  3587.  
  3588. Manikin:
  3589. Manikin walks up to the cactus and splashes the juice at the Alien.
  3590.  
  3591. Jetlag:
  3592. "Yeah. Now just get some of those rolled-up mats and you'll be fine."
  3593.  
  3594. Mysterious Invader 1:
  3595. The invaded counters too!
  3596.  
  3597. Manikin:
  3598. (3, 6, 7, 8)
  3599.  
  3600. Mysterious Invader 1:
  3601. (0, 2, 3, 3, 7, 7, 8)
  3602.  
  3603. Manikin:
  3604. o
  3605.  
  3606. Mysterious Invader 1:
  3607. The invader kicks Manny into the air!
  3608.  
  3609. Mysterious Invader 1:
  3610. (2, 3, 3, 5, 9, 9, 9)
  3611.  
  3612. Manikin:
  3613. o
  3614.  
  3615. Mysterious Invader 1:
  3616. (3)
  3617.  
  3618. Manikin:
  3619. (0, 1, 2, 8)
  3620.  
  3621. Mysterious Invader 1:
  3622. Mysterious Invader 1 uses 20 Energy!
  3623.  
  3624. Manikin:
  3625. Manikin uses 20 Energy!
  3626.  
  3627. Sophia :
  3628. « 59-38 = 59 - 38 = 21 »
  3629.  
  3630. Sophia :
  3631. 41
  3632.  
  3633. Manikin:
  3634. Manikin loses 42 hit points.
  3635.  
  3636. Chloe:
  3637. "Damn, squiggly's got a mean kick."
  3638.  
  3639. Manikin:
  3640. "Ahhh!!!" Manny goes flying back.
  3641.  
  3642. Jetlag:
  3643. "Shit, Manny, you okay?!"
  3644.  
  3645. Mysterious Invader 1:
  3646. And punches him into the cactus!
  3647.  
  3648. Mysterious Invader 1:
  3649. (2, 3, 5, 5, 6, 7, 7, 9)
  3650.  
  3651. Manikin:
  3652. GUARD PLSSSSS
  3653.  
  3654. Mysterious Invader 1:
  3655. (0, 0, 3, 4, 5, 5, 9)
  3656.  
  3657. Mysterious Invader 1:
  3658. momentum
  3659.  
  3660. Mysterious Invader 1:
  3661. 34
  3662.  
  3663. Mysterious Invader 1:
  3664. *33
  3665.  
  3666. Manikin:
  3667. (1, 1, 3, 4, 5, 5, 6, 7, 8)
  3668.  
  3669. Mysterious Invader 1:
  3670. Mysterious Invader 1 uses 20 Energy!
  3671.  
  3672. Sophia :
  3673. « 53-25 = 53 - 25 = 28 »
  3674.  
  3675. Manikin:
  3676. Manikin uses 14 Energy!
  3677.  
  3678. Sophia :
  3679. « 53-39 = 53 - 39 = 14 »
  3680.  
  3681. Manikin:
  3682. Manikin loses 14 hit points.
  3683.  
  3684. Mysterious Invader 1:
  3685. +5 stamina-piercing damage for cactus
  3686.  
  3687. Manikin:
  3688. Manny puts his hands up to guard. "Errghhh... Yeah, I'm okay."
  3689.  
  3690. Manikin:
  3691. Manikin loses 5 hit points.
  3692.  
  3693. Jetlag:
  3694. "Well, good..."
  3695.  
  3696. Sophia :
  3697. "Sooo uh. What's the plan here?"
  3698.  
  3699. Manikin:
  3700. "Keep splashing water at it!"
  3701.  
  3702. Karaz:
  3703. "Shit! This thing is invincible, isn't it?"
  3704.  
  3705. Manikin:
  3706. "SPLASH. WATER. AT. IT."
  3707.  
  3708. Manikin:
  3709. "YOUR MOM WANTS YOU TO."
  3710.  
  3711. Chloe:
  3712. "STOP STEALING MY SHIT DAMMIT!"
  3713.  
  3714. Jetlag:
  3715. Jet kicks off, weaves around Manny, goes past the alien and swings around it, and pushes his spray paint can around its face from behind it, then hits the nozzle, "Maybe it's weak to all liquid. Gotta try it!"
  3716.  
  3717. Mysterious Invader 1:
  3718. Invader counters!
  3719.  
  3720. Mysterious Invader 1:
  3721. (0, 3, 3, 3, 5, 6, 7, 8)
  3722.  
  3723. Jetlag:
  3724. (1, 4, 5, 6, 7, 7)
  3725.  
  3726. Jetlag:
  3727. Right then
  3728.  
  3729. Jetlag:
  3730. Jetlag loses 8 Style.
  3731.  
  3732. Jetlag:
  3733. Jetlag uses 20 Energy!
  3734.  
  3735. Sophia :
  3736. « 27+40+20 = 27 + 40 + 20 = 87 »
  3737.  
  3738. Sophia :
  3739. « 87-33 = 87 - 33 = 54 »
  3740.  
  3741. Sophia :
  3742. that's like 10 dos lol
  3743.  
  3744. Jetlag:
  3745. (1, 2, 2, 2, 3, 3, 3, 5, 5, 6, 7, 7, 7, 7, 8, 9)
  3746.  
  3747. Jetlag:
  3748. 47
  3749.  
  3750. Jetlag:
  3751. And I'll put the 33 into Momentum
  3752. Agidius has connected.
  3753.  
  3754. Mysterious Invader 1:
  3755. "Kss...." The invader feels noticably irritated against the paint. It's not killing him yet, but he's irritated.
  3756.  
  3757. Jetlag:
  3758. "...damn. Thought that'd work, and all it did was sorta piss it off."
  3759.  
  3760. Chloe:
  3761. "I wonder..." Chloe darts up to the beast, fishing in her pocket as she skates forward, "I really, really hope this works...somehow!" As she reaches the alien, she pulls out her trusty lighter and flashes it in the alien's spraypainted face! "This is probably a bad idea...!"
  3762.  
  3763. Chloe:
  3764. (2, 4, 7, 7, 9)
  3765.  
  3766. Manikin:
  3767. OooOOoo
  3768.  
  3769. Manikin:
  3770. TABLETOPS ALL NIGHT
  3771.  
  3772. Mysterious Invader 1:
  3773. "...." The invader does nothing, it's just on fire right now.
  3774.  
  3775. Chloe:
  3776. "..."
  3777.  
  3778. Manikin:
  3779. "It's... just burning."
  3780.  
  3781. Jetlag:
  3782. "....well, shit. What in god's name is going on?"
  3783.  
  3784. Chloe:
  3785. "I-...I thought it might be weak to fire...!"
  3786.  
  3787. Mysterious Invader 1:
  3788. "....." The Invader looks even more miffed now
  3789.  
  3790. Digo:
  3791. stahp
  3792.  
  3793. Manikin:
  3794. *Pass turn cause idk*
  3795.  
  3796. Sophia :
  3797. *Pass turn too*
  3798. Agidius is disconnected.
  3799.  
  3800. Karaz:
  3801. "I...don't wanna touch that anytime soon. Even before it was on fire!"
  3802.  
  3803. Mysterious Invader 1:
  3804. "...." The invader angrily stomps his foot down and creates a blast fo firey energy around him!
  3805.  
  3806. Manikin:
  3807. ".... What have we done."
  3808.  
  3809. Mysterious Invader 1:
  3810. DC40 reaction check to dodge
  3811.  
  3812. Manikin:
  3813. can i just accept my fate
  3814.  
  3815. Sophia :
  3816. "Chloe's idea! Not mine!"
  3817.  
  3818. Manikin:
  3819. reaction
  3820.  
  3821. Manikin:
  3822. (2, 3, 4, 7)
  3823.  
  3824. Chloe:
  3825. (0, 1, 3, 5, 7, 8)
  3826.  
  3827. Manikin:
  3828. o
  3829.  
  3830. Sophia :
  3831. I'll try
  3832.  
  3833. Manikin:
  3834. i failed
  3835.  
  3836. Sophia :
  3837. (2, 3, 7, 8, 9)
  3838.  
  3839. Chloe:
  3840. Likewise.
  3841.  
  3842. Jetlag:
  3843. (1, 1, 3, 7, 8)
  3844.  
  3845. Jetlag:
  3846. I got like
  3847.  
  3848. Jetlag:
  3849. the only pass
  3850.  
  3851. Jetlag:
  3852. Jetlag uses 19 Energy!
  3853.  
  3854. Manikin:
  3855. "Brace yourselves!"
  3856.  
  3857. Mysterious Invader 1:
  3858. Damage roll
  3859.  
  3860. Mysterious Invader 1:
  3861. (1, 1, 2, 2, 2, 4, 4, 6, 6, 9)
  3862.  
  3863. Sophia :
  3864. (3, 5, 8, 9)
  3865.  
  3866. Manikin:
  3867. (1, 5, 6, 6, 8, 8)
  3868.  
  3869. Sophia :
  3870. « 32-19 = 32 - 19 = 13 »
  3871.  
  3872. Sophia :
  3873. Sophia loses 13 hit points.
  3874.  
  3875. Manikin:
  3876. save 28
  3877.  
  3878. Chloe:
  3879. (0, 2, 3, 3, 7, 7, 9)
  3880.  
  3881. Manikin:
  3882. Manikin loses 6 hit points.
  3883.  
  3884. Jetlag:
  3885. Jet, uh...wait how do you even dodge a--yeah sure, Jet jumps over the wave of fire
  3886.  
  3887. Jetlag:
  3888. fuck fire
  3889.  
  3890. Sophia :
  3891. "Ahhh!" She's sent all the way over here.
  3892. Chloe: (( Save the 23, I guess. ))
  3893.  
  3894. Stewart:
  3895. Also his house is on fire now. "Oh god now my house is on fire."
  3896.  
  3897. Sheep 1:
  3898. Laws of Gyffes
  3899.  
  3900. Manikin:
  3901. "PUT IT OUT."
  3902.  
  3903. Chloe:
  3904. Chloe loses 10 hit points.
  3905.  
  3906. Stewart:
  3907. DC25 agil
  3908.  
  3909. Jetlag:
  3910. "..yeah, sure!" Jet...grabs the alien by the head, and throws it into a cactus! Hopefully the gloves'll protect his hands for the half a second he needs
  3911.  
  3912. Manikin:
  3913. Manikin runs into the General Store.
  3914.  
  3915. Manikin:
  3916. (0, 3, 5, 6, 6)
  3917.  
  3918. Mysterious Invader 1:
  3919. Counter!
  3920.  
  3921. Manikin:
  3922. Manikin uses 19 Energy!
  3923.  
  3924. Jetlag:
  3925. (0, 1, 5, 5, 7)
  3926.  
  3927. Mysterious Invader 1:
  3928. (0, 0, 1, 1, 4, 6, 7)
  3929.  
  3930. Manikin:
  3931. Manikin gains 4 Style.
  3932.  
  3933. Manikin:
  3934. "Hey, got like... gallons of water...? And a fire extinguisher...?"
  3935.  
  3936. Sheep 1:
  3937. get some toothpaste and OJ
  3938.  
  3939. Sheep 1:
  3940. spray it in his mouth
  3941.  
  3942. Mysterious Invader 1:
  3943. "KSKSSSSSHHHH!!!" The invader breaks its face away from the cactus immediately and rubs its face in pain
  3944.  
  3945. Mysterious Invader 1:
  3946. Mysterious Invader 1 loses 1 hit points.
  3947.  
  3948. Jetlag:
  3949. "..you were right. It's weak to fucking cacti!"
  3950.  
  3951. Manikin:
  3952. "Maybe a squirt gun? A knife?"
  3953.  
  3954. Manikin:
  3955. "Cactus juice?"
  3956.  
  3957. Manikin:
  3958. "You guys have a lot of cacti."
  3959.  
  3960. Manikin:
  3961. "Please have juice."
  3962.  
  3963. Minov:
  3964. "Uh, I got plenty of water for sure. Suppose you'll need it all, what with that house being on fire."
  3965.  
  3966. Manikin:
  3967. Manikin continues to ramble.
  3968.  
  3969. Manikin:
  3970. "HOW ABOUT CACTUS?"
  3971.  
  3972. Minov:
  3973. That'll be a dollar each
  3974.  
  3975. Minov:
  3976. "Why the fuck would I sell cactus"
  3977.  
  3978. Sophia :
  3979. Sophia gets up! She then uses that poll over here to spin and gain speed momentum to dropkick that Deoxys into that cactus!
  3980.  
  3981. Manikin:
  3982. "Mmmm... nevermind. Be back later. Maybe. I don't know." Manikin runs back outside.
  3983.  
  3984. Sophia :
  3985. (1, 2, 2, 3, 6, 7, 8)
  3986.  
  3987. Sophia :
  3988. Sophia uses 3 Energy!
  3989.  
  3990. Sophia :
  3991. Sophia gains 2 Style.
  3992.  
  3993. Sophia :
  3994. DROPKICKING YOU INTO THE CACTUS
  3995.  
  3996. Mysterious Invader 1:
  3997. Counters
  3998.  
  3999. Sophia :
  4000. (0, 2, 3, 4, 6)
  4001.  
  4002. Mysterious Invader 1:
  4003. (0, 2, 2, 3, 5, 6, 9)
  4004.  
  4005. Manikin:
  4006. lel
  4007.  
  4008. Mysterious Invader 1:
  4009. Mysterious Invader 1 uses 20 Energy!
  4010.  
  4011. Sophia :
  4012. Sophia loses 11 Style.
  4013.  
  4014. Sophia :
  4015. Sophia gains 2 Style.
  4016.  
  4017. Sophia :
  4018. Sophia loses 4 Style.
  4019.  
  4020. Sophia :
  4021. « 16+65 = 16 + 65 = 81 »
  4022.  
  4023. Sophia :
  4024. « 81-42 = 81 - 42 = 39 »
  4025.    Error in body of roll.       Statement options (if any): h       Statement Body : abort(dice)
  4026.  
  4027. Mysterious Invader 1:
  4028. The invader wobbles over, and lands in the cactus again!
  4029.  
  4030. Mysterious Invader 1:
  4031. Mysterious Invader 1 loses 1 hit points.
  4032.  
  4033. Sophia :
  4034. "You like that!?"
  4035.  
  4036. Mysterious Invader 1:
  4037. "KSSSSS!" Perhaps this thing should really get away from a major source of its weakness.
  4038.  
  4039. Sheep 1:
  4040. INTO THE STORE
  4041.  
  4042. Chloe:
  4043. "Cacti ain't the only goddamn thing with water in 'em!" Chloe slides her knuckles down her broadsword, causing her to immediately start bleeding, "Hope this is enough though...!" She rushes the alien and goes for a punch!
  4044.  
  4045. Manikin:
  4046. CUT MYSELF INTO PIECES
  4047.  
  4048. Chloe:
  4049. (0, 4, 4, 4, 6)
  4050.  
  4051. Mysterious Invader 1:
  4052. Counter
  4053.  
  4054. Mysterious Invader 1:
  4055. (0, 0, 4, 4, 6, 7, 7)
  4056.  
  4057. Manikin:
  4058. KILL IT.
  4059.  
  4060. Mysterious Invader 1:
  4061. Mysterious Invader 1 uses 20 Energy!
  4062.  
  4063. Chloe:
  4064. Chloe uses 20 Energy!
  4065.  
  4066. Sophia :
  4067. « 54-47 = 54 - 47 = 7 »
  4068.  
  4069. Chloe:
  4070. "Welcome to what I assume is maybe still Earth!"
  4071.  
  4072. Chloe:
  4073. (0, 3, 3, 5, 8)
  4074.  
  4075. Mysterious Invader 1:
  4076. "PSHSSAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!" The Invader gets covered in edgetacular blood!
  4077.  
  4078. Mysterious Invader 1:
  4079. Mysterious Invader 1 loses 1 hit points.
  4080.  
  4081. Manikin:
  4082. "Chloe, you're crazy."
  4083.  
  4084. Jetlag:
  4085. "...wh...why'd you do that?!"
  4086.  
  4087. Chloe:
  4088. Chloe loses 0.5 hit points.
  4089.  
  4090. Manikin:
  4091. Manikin takes out a Virtual Pet and points it at the Alien. "Is this a Disruption?"
  4092.  
  4093. Mysterious Invader 1:
  4094. "Guuuaaaagghghhh!!!!!!" And then it begins meeelltiiiing
  4095.  
  4096. Sophia :
  4097. "Wooo! Nice job, Chloe!...Errr, may wanna watch your blood there..."
  4098.  
  4099. Jetlag:
  4100. "..." Jet takes out his own, "I'm already afraid of what you're going to do with that gun. Like hell you're getting this thing too. Not to mention godzilla!"
  4101.  
  4102. Chloe:
  4103. Chloe shakes out her hand, drops of blood falling to the ground beneath her, "Tch. This isn't anything I'm not used to already..."
  4104.  
  4105. Sophia :
  4106. ow the edgeeeeeee
  4107.  
  4108. Mysterious Invader 1:
  4109. Upon your blood dripping out, your head begins to beat a little, like having a slight migrane attack @MT
  4110.  
  4111. Sophia :
  4112. "Heh...you really are crazy..."
  4113.  
  4114. ???:
  4115. "!!!!!!!!!!!!!" You hear a slight yelling sound from deep within your psyche, going just as soon as it comes.
  4116.  
  4117. ???:
  4118. It then promptly fades away
  4119.  
  4120. Chloe:
  4121. "Tch...! Agh!" Chloe clutches her head with her still bleeding hand, "What the hell...?!" She looks around in a panic, "What was that?!"
  4122.  
  4123. Sophia :
  4124. "Hmmm? What was what? Hey, you okay?"
  4125.  
  4126. Jetlag:
  4127. "You sorta just cut your hand open! Did you not expect pain?"
  4128.  
  4129. Sophia :
  4130. AIM TO CATCH IT
  4131.  
  4132. Sophia :
  4133. (3, 5, 5, 6, 9)
  4134.  
  4135. Mysterious Invader 1:
  4136. (2, 3, 5, 7)
  4137.  
  4138. Jetlag:
  4139. (0, 1, 7, 8, 9)
  4140.  
  4141. Jetlag:
  4142. Using my 33 Momentum
  4143.  
  4144. Manikin:
  4145. (1, 5, 6, 9)
  4146.  
  4147. Manikin:
  4148. fak u guys
  4149.  
  4150. Chloe:
  4151. "N-..No! My head...! Felt like someone was screaming in my head..."
  4152.  
  4153. Manikin:
  4154. using 28 momentum
  4155.  
  4156. Manikin:
  4157. Manikin loses 4 Style.
  4158.  
  4159. Sheep 1:
  4160. (8, 8, 8, 8)
  4161.  
  4162. Sheep 1:
  4163. FUCK
  4164.  
  4165. Manikin:
  4166.  
  4167.  
  4168. Manikin:
  4169. im naming it
  4170.  
  4171. Sophia :
  4172. #BANNED
  4173.  
  4174. Manikin:
  4175. emergency
  4176.  
  4177. Manikin:
  4178. 3
  4179.  
  4180. Manikin:
  4181. less than symbol 3
  4182.  
  4183. Sophia :
  4184. ❤
  4185.  
  4186. Manikin:
  4187. ❤
  4188.  
  4189. Mysterious Invader 1:
  4190. The invader then gets slowly sucked into the virtual pet!
  4191.  
  4192. Sophia :
  4193. "...You know, I really don't think you need anymore of those."
  4194.  
  4195. Jetlag:
  4196. "...damn it, Manny. Just how many things do you need? You've got the gun, and like five of those..."
  4197.  
  4198. Manikin:
  4199. "I'm mad with power."
  4200.  
  4201. Digo:
  4202. "It's over? It's over! Yes! YES!"
  4203.  
  4204. Mothership:
  4205. "Beweeepwooop"
  4206.  
  4207. Mothership:
  4208. The mothership sends down a tractor beam, scanning for things
  4209.  
  4210. Sophia :
  4211. "Uhhhhhh, you were saying?"
  4212.  
  4213. Spah Ivadron 2:
  4214. The invaders slowly get sucked back in....
  4215.  
  4216. Manikin:
  4217. "Chloe, you okay?"
  4218.  
  4219. Sophia :
  4220. "Hey, you sure you don't need any help? That looked like quite a bit of blood..."
  4221.  
  4222. Chloe:
  4223. "Tch....yeah...pain's gone now...just don't know what that..." she stops herself, not wanting to say she's hearing voices outloud...they already think she's weird enough as is...
  4224.  
  4225. Karaz:
  4226. "Yeah! You go the hell back home, damn space invaders!" Karaz shakes his fist at the mothership
  4227.  
  4228. Jetlag:
  4229. "..well, we were just surrounded by aliens. That doesn't surprise me."
  4230.  
  4231. Karaz:
  4232. *Karaz stares at Thrice from the 4th wall*
  4233. Tokens dropped onto map 'Suna Desert Town' by player Thrice (Player)
  4234.  
  4235. Joe:
  4236. I WILL BREAK YOU
  4237.  
  4238. Manikin:
  4239. Manikin pats Chloe on the shoulder and smiles. "Good job beating that thing up."
  4240.  
  4241. Manikin:
  4242. "You need bandages? I can get some from the store."
  4243.  
  4244. Manikin:
  4245. OR ARE YOU A MAN
  4246.  
  4247. Chloe:
  4248. "Hah, I just got the last it in, we all did it together."
  4249.  
  4250. Manikin:
  4251. WE'RE ALL
  4252.  
  4253. Manikin:
  4254. IN THIS
  4255.  
  4256. Manikin:
  4257. TOGETHERRRR
  4258.  
  4259. Sophia :
  4260. "Haha yep!" She smiles and does a peace sign.
  4261.  
  4262. Jetlag:
  4263. "Except Manny. He didn't do anything."
  4264.  
  4265. Manikin:
  4266. "I got it "
  4267.  
  4268. Jetlag:
  4269. "Yeah, you son of a bitch."
  4270.  
  4271. Chloe:
  4272. She turns and points at Karaz with her bleeding hand, "And you." She pauses for a moment, "You're gonna see your mom again dammit, you hear me?"
  4273.  
  4274. Manikin:
  4275. ((*RELEASES IT* WE'RE ALL STAYING UP TILL 6 AM))
  4276.  
  4277. Jetlag:
  4278. "Well, now I know she's gone nuts."
  4279.  
  4280. Karaz:
  4281. "Haha! I don't care! We all made it out ali-" Karaz jolts back to mama yearning mode with tears streaming down his eyes. "Y-YES, MA'AM! I KNOW THAT FOR A FACT!"
  4282.  
  4283. Digo:
  4284. "Alright alright, we got this all lock down. Now uh....how many points do we got right now?"
  4285.  
  4286. Sophia :
  4287. "Right..." She checks her cellphone to see howmuch team X got...
  4288.  
  4289. Karaz:
  4290. "More than enough! Now let's go!"
  4291. Karaz: (( you now have 7000 points ))
  4292.  
  4293. Manikin:
  4294. sweg
  4295.  
  4296. Sophia :
  4297. "Wooo! We got the points for it! We're at 7000!"
  4298.  
  4299. Manikin:
  4300. "Million."
  4301.  
  4302. Karaz:
  4303. "Y-yeah...."
  4304.  
  4305. Digo:
  4306. "That's totally where we're at now too! So uh..l-lets try and get that number higher, all right!?"
  4307.  
  4308. Karaz:
  4309. "Hell yeah! Victory here I come!"
  4310.  
  4311. Sophia :
  4312. "Hehe! That's the spirit!"
  4313.  
  4314. Jetlag:
  4315. "Uh, yeah. If we can make it through here, you can. Keep your spirits up."
  4316.  
  4317. Mothership:
  4318. The UFO retrieved the rest of the aliens.
  4319. Tokens dropped onto map 'Suna Desert Town' by player MarthTrinity (Player)
  4320.  
  4321. Denden:
  4322. "Why are all those guys flying up to heaven? They'll get hot up there, where the sun is..."
  4323.  
  4324. Manikin:
  4325. do you sell weed
  4326.  
  4327. Allen, the Alien:
  4328. Fuck you guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuys....!
  4329.  
  4330. Manikin:
  4331. thats the only explanation
  4332.  
  4333. Denden:
  4334. "They should bring something to drink!" Denden takes a bottle of water and throws it in the tractor beam
  4335.  
  4336. Mothership:
  4337. The mothership sucks it up....
  4338.  
  4339. Mothership:
  4340. and explodes
  4341.  
  4342. Jetlag:
  4343. "...actually, the air's thinner up there. They might freeze instead."
  4344.  
  4345. Sophia :
  4346. BOOM
  4347.  
  4348. Sophia :
  4349. ".........."
  4350.  
  4351. Jetlag:
  4352. "...or explode."
  4353.  
  4354. Chloe:
  4355. "That...was pretty bitchin'."
  4356.  
  4357. Mothership:
  4358. "KAABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM"
  4359.  
  4360. Manikin:
  4361. "Are you shitting me?"
  4362.  
  4363. Manikin:
  4364. "Is that all we needed to do?"
  4365.  
  4366. Sophia :
  4367. "I...I guess they really hated water."
  4368.  
  4369. Manikin:
  4370. AND GUNS COME FLYING DOWN
  4371.  
  4372. Manikin:
  4373.  
  4374.  
  4375. Sheep 1:
  4376. all of them shoot digo
  4377.  
  4378. Manikin:
  4379. this session ended with a line on friendship and fireworks how cliche
  4380.  
  4381. Denden:
  4382. "Wow...I didn't know it was the 4th of july already...."
  4383.  
  4384. Chloe:
  4385. "...sometimes this place feels more like home than home does..."
  4386.  
  4387. Sophia :
  4388. Sophia concentrates and regains 60 Energy.
  4389.  
  4390. Jetlag:
  4391. "...We didn't have aliens in Germany."
  4392.  
  4393. Manikin:
  4394. Manikin concentrates and regains 114 Energy.
  4395.  
  4396. Jetlag:
  4397. Jetlag concentrates and regains 71 Energy.
  4398.  
  4399. Chloe:
  4400. Chloe concentrates and regains 80 Energy.
  4401.  
  4402. Sophia :
  4403. oh and
  4404.  
  4405. Sophia :
  4406. any money for that
  4407.  
  4408. Sophia :
  4409. though I doubt Karaz and Digo could pay us (waiting)
  4410.  
  4411. Manikin:
  4412. ditto, deoxys, aggron team go go go
  4413.  
  4414. Denden:
  4415. They indeed did not pay you
  4416.  
  4417. Denden:
  4418. the bastards
  4419.  
  4420. Jetlag:
  4421. and I have a ghosteon
  4422.  
  4423. Jetlag:
  4424. But I can use mine
  4425.  
  4426. Jetlag:
  4427. so fuck you
  4428.  
  4429. Manikin:
  4430. :c
  4431.  
  4432. Sophia :
  4433. "Sooo, let's take a break and we can tackle that 4 people mission later?"
  4434.  
  4435. Chloe:
  4436. "Sounds good to me..." Chloe watches Karaz and Digo leave, "...I don't think they're going to make it...and it makes me sad to say that..."
  4437.  
  4438. Jetlag:
  4439. "Maybe if they could find a couple more teammates."
  4440.  
  4441. Manikin:
  4442. "They've made it this far... somehow."
  4443.  
  4444. Jetlag:
  4445. "There, uh...haven't been any eliminations yet."
  4446.  
  4447. Sophia :
  4448. "Yeaahhhhh...the best we can do is help them whenever we can..." She puts her katana back into her bag.
  4449.  
  4450. Sheep 1:
  4451. up her butt
  4452.  
  4453. Chloe:
  4454. Chloe sighs, "I really hope I'm wrong though...they seem like genuinely good people at heart...just a bit dumb, heh..."
  4455.  
  4456. Manikin:
  4457. gay
  4458.  
  4459. Denden:
  4460. Tuturuuuu! Time to stop all that you're doing and listen up! It's time to clean up and recieve your karma!
  4461.  
  4462. Sophia :
  4463. :o
  4464.  
  4465. Denden:
  4466. You cleared the adventure! That's 1 karma! Congrats!
  4467.  
  4468. Manikin:
  4469. thanks buddy
  4470.  
  4471. Jetlag:
  4472. yei
  4473.  
  4474. Manikin:
  4475. u da bess
  4476.  
  4477. Denden:
  4478. As for completing the mission, well, this mission was worth 2 Karma!
  4479.  
  4480. Sophia :
  4481. 3!
  4482.  
  4483. Manikin:
  4484. omg
  4485.  
  4486. Denden:
  4487. However, you didn't really complete it properly!
  4488.  
  4489. Manikin:
  4490. huh
  4491.  
  4492. Denden:
  4493. So you only get 1!
  4494.  
  4495. Manikin:
  4496. there's more?
  4497.  
  4498. Denden:
  4499. Don't give up!
  4500.  
  4501. Denden:
  4502. There's always next time!
  4503.  
  4504. Sophia :
  4505. 2 :(
  4506.  
  4507. Denden:
  4508. I believe in you!
  4509.  
  4510. Sophia :
  4511. The GM should be SOMEWHAT MEAN!
  4512.  
  4513. Manikin:
  4514. there it is
  4515.  
  4516. Sophia :
  4517. :(
  4518.  
  4519. Denden:
  4520. As for RP/story pushing, well, there was not much room for that today!
  4521.  
  4522. Sheep 1:
  4523. I fucking crashed into the cow
  4524.  
  4525. Manikin:
  4526. i stole deoxys
  4527.  
  4528. Sheep 1:
  4529. \o/
  4530.  
  4531. Manikin:
  4532. \o/ raise your sheep \o/
  4533.  
  4534. Denden:
  4535. Isn't that a shame? Huh...maybe someone else can help the large man in the sky with this?
  4536.  
  4537. Denden:
  4538. Sad! I'll just have to keep that Karma for myself! Don't worry, next person who gets the RP bonus will get 2 Karma! I promise!
  4539.  
  4540. Manikin:
  4541. ;o
  4542.  
  4543. Jetlag:
  4544. well don't TELL us that
  4545.  
  4546. Manikin:
  4547. is there more
  4548.  
  4549. Denden:
  4550. And now for trick of the day! Um...
  4551.  
  4552. Sophia :
  4553. yo I got so many DoS with that dropkick
  4554.  
  4555. Denden:
  4556. This isn't really based on rolls anymore, just cleverness, just so you know.
  4557.  
  4558. Denden:
  4559. Sad! Nobody gets this either! Can you please try your best next time!? Great, thanks...
  4560.  
  4561. Manikin:
  4562. u bish
  4563.  
  4564. Sophia :
  4565. :(
  4566.  
  4567. Sheep 1:
  4568. Disappointed Twilt is much disappointed
  4569.  
  4570. Denden:
  4571. And now for the main event: People's choice! Which character, PC or otherwise, will you vote for?
  4572. Jetlag whispers: Votin' Keraz
  4573.  
  4574. Chloe:
  4575. Stewart
  4576. Jetlag whispers: er, Karaz
  4577.  
  4578. Manikin:
  4579. Stewart
  4580.  
  4581. Sheep 1:
  4582. Stewart
  4583.  
  4584. Sheep 1:
  4585. - Give it to me then
  4586.  
  4587. Chloe:
  4588. Karaz
  4589.  
  4590. Chloe:
  4591. FINAL VOTE = KARAZ
  4592.  
  4593. Denden:
  4594. Yep, Karaz is currently in the lead
  4595.  
  4596. Manikin:
  4597. karaz bae
  4598.  
  4599. Sheep 1:
  4600. are we actually being stylish since style was harder to get now
  4601.  
  4602. Sophia :
  4603. I'll just uh
  4604.  
  4605. Sophia :
  4606. « 1d3 = 3 » 1=Chloe 2=Jetlag 3=Manny
  4607.  
  4608. Sophia :
  4609. Manny gets my vote (Waiting)
  4610.  
  4611. Manikin:
  4612.  
  4613.  
  4614. Top Doge:
  4615. ;)
  4616.  
  4617. Manikin:
  4618. i reflect the vote at me to karaz
  4619.  
  4620. Denden:
  4621. 2 Karaz, 2 stewart, 1 manny
  4622.  
  4623. Top Doge:
  4624. I retract my vote
  4625.  
  4626. Top Doge:
  4627. Since I'm not doing anything
  4628.  
  4629. Top Doge:
  4630. I bandwagon'd I don't know what's going on
  4631.  
  4632. Denden:
  4633. 3 karaz, 1 stewart
  4634.  
  4635. Manikin:
  4636. u sheeple
  4637.  
  4638. Top Doge:
  4639. Shut up, I'm yo face now
  4640.  
  4641. Manikin:
  4642. silver hasnt been on my face
  4643.  
  4644. Denden:
  4645. Karaz wins!
  4646.  
  4647. Sophia :
  4648. Least we all got 2
  4649.  
  4650. Karaz:
  4651. "Woah! Suddenly, I feel a shitton stronger! Must have been that new training regimen finally kicking in..."
  4652. Tokens dropped onto map 'Suna Desert Town' by player MarthTrinity (Player)
  4653.  
  4654. Cactus:
  4655. YOU GUYS ARE FUCKIN' WELCOME.
  4656.  
  4657. Manikin:
  4658. cactus mvp
  4659.  
  4660. Cactus:
  4661. EVERYONE GIVE ME A HIGH FIVE!
  4662.  
  4663. Manikin:
  4664. hugs cactus
  4665. Tokens dropped onto map 'Suna Desert Town' by player Thrice (Player)
  4666.  
  4667. Digo:
  4668. "You mean the one where you play DDR on Hard instead of normal? I didn't think that'd lead anywhere."
  4669.  
  4670. Cactus:
  4671. I WILL END YOU, MORTAL.
  4672.  
  4673. 332Cacturne:
  4674. No
  4675.  
  4676. 332Cacturne:
  4677. I am
  4678.  
  4679. Top Doge:
  4680. Egod Pot
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