You used to mean so much to me, that even half ma' heart I gave,
I learned to walk down the street wearin' my new lover gaze,
Oh it took me, took me, oh so so long to realize my mistake,
I have fallen for a con artist, a mean pretender of a fake!

Now I can finally see and point out, you're trash next to the others,
You are just like a chameleon, in that you're only good to show fake colors,
I could even frame you on my wall, keep my reason a reminder why
I should never fall in the arms of a Witch ever again in my life.

Back when I first met you, not the same, time's since passed by,
You used to be so pretty, now so ugly even onions cry,
You used to smell like a queen's cologne, now smells like a joker's gag,
You might even be the World Record holder of time bein' "It" in a game of tag.

Take yur' broom, go fly elsewhere, I've now only got my shit to do,
I still need to go home to take out the trash, that I still value more than you,
I'm sorry if I'm sounding mean, the truth is nothing but pain,
The way you made me fall for a witch gave me loss, but now I can only gain!

Barbed wire eyelashes, and a toucan's nose~
Arms and legs wavin' around like a broken garden hose~
The worst part is you still could'v'made a fool out of me,
If only you spent more time with your lover, than you did w'those hoes!

I got real people to love me now, I can be loved for who I wanna' be,
Don't need to keep that ugly picture of you no longer under the Christmas tree,
Got my pitchforks n' torches ready, can already hear your snake-ish hisss,
If you're gonna make a soul fall in love with a witch, 'tleast pretend to love him for who he is.

It makes me sad, so mad,
Yes I did fall for a witch.
Now I am glad, so glad
I can see you're nothin' but a bitch!

So let that be a lesson, for those who need the clues,
Don't let fake feelings speak out louder, whilst you listen to the blues,
Know who your heart belongs to, so please listen to my pitch,
Don't let your innocent boy inside
Fall for a Wiiiitch!