Cheverest is pure cringe

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to be into Cheverest. The ship is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of how sexuality and emotions work amongst animated 2.5-dimensional canines, most of the fanfiction elements will go over a typical commie’s head. There’s also Chase's optimistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from fantasy literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depth of this pairing, to realise that it's not just cute- it says something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Cheverest truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the pleasure in the fundamental attraction between the two pups, as made blatant when Chase says “Chase is on the case!,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Eduard Limonov’s Russian epic A Young Scoundrel. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Jungkook BTS’s genius wit unfolds itself on their computer monitors. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂
And yes, by the way, i DO have a Cheverest tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they ship Chase and Everest too. Nothin personnel kid 😎


(And no, shipping Everest with Marshall is just as bad, and you should still feel bad.)

(Also basically shipping Everest with any pup, really, is just ruining things for everyone and perhaps you should really like just stop.)

(ThInK aBoUT mUh ChIldReN)

(edited because my old self was autistic af)