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- >DUNE FLUFFY
- >Movie night with you and fluffy pone
- >Fluffy's gotten into SF lately
- >You watch Dune.
- >After all, you did name him Paul Atreides.
- >Fluffy likes the movie.
- >Scared of the sandworms, though.
- >Chani says "Tell me of the waters of your homeworld, Usul."
- >Glance nervously at fluffy pone
- >He isn't drowning!
- >Whew.
- >maybe the desert setting helps.
- >Here comes the climax.
- >Glance at fluffy
- >Eyes closed, bleeding!
- >You get him to open them.
- >His eyes are blue within blue.
- >"Da sweeper has awakened!" He says.
- >"Fluffy?"
- >"I is da kwisatz haderach!"
- >Look at him in awe.
- >"The Water of Life..." you whisper.
- >Fluffy pone drowns.
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