this setting is stupid

"AWAKE YOU SCURVY SCOUNDRELS!"
A magnificent voice booms out.
You rise your pitiful heads from the stone floor, the chains clamped around your necks do make it more cumbersome than necessary but you'll manage.
The room in its own is a throneroom with the walls covered in tapestries, flickering torches lighting up the magnificence of the gilded chandeleirs, golden armors and ofcourse, the magnificent throne on which seat a crown lies, golden ofcourse.

In one end of the room stands the throne in all its glory, in the other there is a round table which Sir Goldenrod is currently sitting by.

Let the joust begin!