Zip Zop misses Van the Dungeon Master!
Van the Dungeon Master misses Zip Zop!
Van the Dungeon Master charges at Zip Zop!
Zip Zop looks surprised by the ferocity of Van the Dungeon Master's onslaught!
Van the Dungeon Master collides with Zip Zop!
Zip Zop is knocked over and tumbles backward!
Zip Zop stands up.
Van the Dungeon Master misses Zip Zop!
Zip Zop misses Van the Dungeon Master!
Van the Dungeon Master misses Zip Zop!
Zip Zop attacks Van the Dungeon Master but He jumps away!
Van the Dungeon Master misses Zip Zop!
Zip Zop misses Van the Dungeon Master!
Van the Dungeon Master misses Zip Zop!
Van the Dungeon Master charges at Zip Zop!
Zip Zop looks surprised by the ferocity of Van the Dungeon Master's onslaught!
Van the Dungeon Master collides with Zip Zop!
Zip Zop is knocked over and tumbles backward!
Zip Zop stands up.
Van the Dungeon Master misses Zip Zop!
Zip Zop misses Van the Dungeon Master!
Van the Dungeon Master attacks Zip Zop but She jumps away!
Zip Zop misses Van the Dungeon Master!
Van the Dungeon Master punches Zip Zop in the left lower arm with his left hand, bruising the muscle!
The force twists the left elbow, tearing apart the muscle and tearing apart the muscle!
Zip Zop loses hold of the iron whip.
Zip Zop is no longer stunned.
Zip Zop misses Van the Dungeon Master!
Van the Dungeon Master charges at Zip Zop!
Zip Zop jumps away!
Zip Zop misses Van the Dungeon Master!
Van the Dungeon Master misses Zip Zop!
Zip Zop misses Van the Dungeon Master!
Van the Dungeon Master misses Zip Zop!
Zip Zop: How fleeting life is...  Begone fear!
Van the Dungeon Master charges at Zip Zop!
Zip Zop jumps away!
Zip Zop misses Van the Dungeon Master!
Van the Dungeon Master attacks Zip Zop but She jumps away!
Zip Zop misses Van the Dungeon Master!
Van the Dungeon Master misses Zip Zop!
Zip Zop stabs Van the Dungeon Master in the left upper leg with her large blood thorn dagger, tearing the fat and bruising the muscle!
Van the Dungeon Master misses Zip Zop!
Van the Dungeon Master charges at Zip Zop!
Zip Zop looks surprised by the ferocity of Van the Dungeon Master's onslaught!
Van the Dungeon Master collides with Zip Zop!
Zip Zop is knocked over and tumbles backward!
Zip Zop stands up.
Van the Dungeon Master misses Zip Zop!
Zip Zop misses Van the Dungeon Master!
Van the Dungeon Master misses Zip Zop!
Zip Zop misses Van the Dungeon Master!
Van the Dungeon Master misses Zip Zop!
Van the Dungeon Master charges at Zip Zop!
Zip Zop jumps away!
Zip Zop misses Van the Dungeon Master!
Van the Dungeon Master scratches Zip Zop in the second finger, right hand, tearing apart the muscle through the xsmall pig leather right glovex!
The force bends the right hand, tearing apart the fat and tearing apart the right elbow's muscle and bruising the bone!
A ligament in the right elbow has been torn and a tendon has been torn!
Zip Zop loses hold of the large blood thorn dagger.
Zip Zop misses Van the Dungeon Master!
Van the Dungeon Master charges at Zip Zop!
Van the Dungeon Master collides with Zip Zop!
Zip Zop is knocked over and tumbles backward!
Zip Zop stands up.
Van the Dungeon Master misses Zip Zop!
Zip Zop misses Van the Dungeon Master!
Van the Dungeon Master misses Zip Zop!
Zip Zop misses Van the Dungeon Master!
Van the Dungeon Master misses Zip Zop!
Van the Dungeon Master charges at Zip Zop!
Zip Zop jumps away!
Van the Dungeon Master misses Zip Zop!
Zip Zop attacks Van the Dungeon Master but He jumps away!
Zip Zop: I've been injured badly.  This leaves me so shaken.
Zip Zop misses Van the Dungeon Master!
Van the Dungeon Master attacks Zip Zop but She jumps away!
Van the Dungeon Master misses Zip Zop!
Zip Zop misses Van the Dungeon Master!
Van the Dungeon Master misses Zip Zop!
Zip Zop misses Van the Dungeon Master!
Van the Dungeon Master misses Zip Zop!
Van the Dungeon Master charges at Zip Zop!
Zip Zop jumps away!
Zip Zop misses Van the Dungeon Master!
Van the Dungeon Master misses Zip Zop!
Zip Zop attacks Van the Dungeon Master but He jumps away!
Van the Dungeon Master misses Zip Zop!
Zip Zop misses Van the Dungeon Master!
Van the Dungeon Master charges at Zip Zop!
Zip Zop jumps away!
Van the Dungeon Master misses Zip Zop!
Zip Zop attacks Van the Dungeon Master but He jumps away!
Van the Dungeon Master attacks Zip Zop but She jumps away!
Zip Zop misses Van the Dungeon Master!
Van the Dungeon Master attacks Zip Zop but She jumps away!
Van the Dungeon Master misses Zip Zop!
Zip Zop misses Van the Dungeon Master!
Van the Dungeon Master misses Zip Zop!
Van the Dungeon Master charges at Zip Zop!
Zip Zop jumps away!
Zip Zop attacks Van the Dungeon Master but He jumps away!
Van the Dungeon Master misses Zip Zop!
Zip Zop attacks Van the Dungeon Master but He jumps away!
Van the Dungeon Master misses Zip Zop!
Zip Zop kicks Van the Dungeon Master in the right upper arm with her right foot, bruising the fat!
Van the Dungeon Master attacks Zip Zop but She jumps away!
Van the Dungeon Master misses Zip Zop!
Zip Zop misses Van the Dungeon Master!
Van the Dungeon Master misses Zip Zop!
Van the Dungeon Master attacks Zip Zop but She jumps away!
Van the Dungeon Master misses Zip Zop!
Zip Zop kicks Van the Dungeon Master in the left lower leg with her right foot, bruising the fat!
Zip Zop attacks Van the Dungeon Master but He jumps away!
Zip Zop: I have improved my fighting.  That was satisfying.
Zip Zop misses Van the Dungeon Master!
Van the Dungeon Master punches Zip Zop in the left lower arm with his left hand, bruising the muscle!
Zip Zop attacks Van the Dungeon Master but He jumps away!
Van the Dungeon Master misses Zip Zop!
Zip Zop misses Van the Dungeon Master!
Van the Dungeon Master misses Zip Zop!
Zip Zop attacks Van the Dungeon Master but He jumps away!
Van the Dungeon Master misses Zip Zop!
Van the Dungeon Master attacks Zip Zop but She jumps away!
Zip Zop misses Van the Dungeon Master!
Van the Dungeon Master misses Zip Zop!
Van the Dungeon Master attacks Zip Zop but She jumps away!
Van the Dungeon Master misses Zip Zop!
Zip Zop attacks Van the Dungeon Master but He jumps away!
Van the Dungeon Master misses Zip Zop!
Zip Zop misses Van the Dungeon Master!
Van the Dungeon Master misses Zip Zop!
Zip Zop attacks Van the Dungeon Master but He jumps away!
Van the Dungeon Master misses Zip Zop!
Zip Zop attacks Van the Dungeon Master but He jumps away!
Van the Dungeon Master attacks Zip Zop but She jumps away!
Zip Zop misses Van the Dungeon Master!
Van the Dungeon Master attacks Zip Zop but She jumps away!
Zip Zop misses Van the Dungeon Master!
Van the Dungeon Master misses Zip Zop!
Zip Zop misses Van the Dungeon Master!
Van the Dungeon Master misses Zip Zop!
Zip Zop attacks Van the Dungeon Master but He jumps away!
Van the Dungeon Master misses Zip Zop!
Zip Zop attacks Van the Dungeon Master but He jumps away!
Van the Dungeon Master misses Zip Zop!
Zip Zop attacks Van the Dungeon Master but He jumps away!
Zip Zop misses Van the Dungeon Master!
Van the Dungeon Master attacks Zip Zop but She jumps away!
Zip Zop attacks Van the Dungeon Master but He jumps away!
Van the Dungeon Master misses Zip Zop!
Zip Zop misses Van the Dungeon Master!
Van the Dungeon Master misses Zip Zop!
Zip Zop attacks Van the Dungeon Master but He jumps away!
Van the Dungeon Master misses Zip Zop!
Zip Zop attacks Van the Dungeon Master but He jumps away!
Van the Dungeon Master misses Zip Zop!
Van the Dungeon Master attacks Zip Zop but She jumps away!
Zip Zop attacks Van the Dungeon Master but He jumps away!
Van the Dungeon Master misses Zip Zop!
Zip Zop misses Van the Dungeon Master!
Van the Dungeon Master misses Zip Zop!
Zip Zop attacks Van the Dungeon Master but He jumps away!
Van the Dungeon Master misses Zip Zop!
Zip Zop misses Van the Dungeon Master!
Van the Dungeon Master misses Zip Zop!
Zip Zop attacks Van the Dungeon Master but He jumps away!
Van the Dungeon Master attacks Zip Zop but She jumps away!
Zip Zop attacks Van the Dungeon Master but He jumps away!
Zip Zop: I have improved my striking.  That was satisfying.
Van the Dungeon Master misses Zip Zop!
Zip Zop misses Van the Dungeon Master!
Van the Dungeon Master misses Zip Zop!
Zip Zop attacks Van the Dungeon Master but He jumps away!
Van the Dungeon Master misses Zip Zop!
Zip Zop misses Van the Dungeon Master!
Van the Dungeon Master misses Zip Zop!
Zip Zop attacks Van the Dungeon Master but He jumps away!
Van the Dungeon Master attacks Zip Zop but She jumps away!
Zip Zop attacks Van the Dungeon Master but He jumps away!
Van the Dungeon Master misses Zip Zop!
Zip Zop attacks Van the Dungeon Master but He jumps away!
Van the Dungeon Master misses Zip Zop!
Zip Zop attacks Van the Dungeon Master but He jumps away!
Van the Dungeon Master misses Zip Zop!
Zip Zop misses Van the Dungeon Master!
Van the Dungeon Master misses Zip Zop!
Zip Zop attacks Van the Dungeon Master but He jumps away!
Van the Dungeon Master misses Zip Zop!
Zip Zop scratches Van the Dungeon Master in the lower body, tearing the fat and bruising the muscle!
Van the Dungeon Master collapses and falls to the ground from over-exertion.
Van the Dungeon Master misses Zip Zop!
Zip Zop bites Van the Dungeon Master in the right tusk, but the attack glances away!
The force bends the head!
Zip Zop bites Van the Dungeon Master in the tongue, tearing the left cheek's skin!
Zip Zop latches on firmly!
Van the Dungeon Master breaks the grip of Zip Zop's upper front teeth on Van the Dungeon Master's tongue.
Van the Dungeon Master misses Zip Zop!
Zip Zop attacks Van the Dungeon Master but He rolls away!
Van the Dungeon Master misses Zip Zop!
Zip Zop scratches Van the Dungeon Master in the right foot, tearing the fat!
Van the Dungeon Master misses Zip Zop!
Zip Zop kicks Van the Dungeon Master in the left tusk with her right foot, but the attack glances away!
Van the Dungeon Master misses Zip Zop!
Zip Zop kicks Van the Dungeon Master in the lower body with her right foot, bruising the muscle and bruising the guts!
Van the Dungeon Master looks sick!
Van the Dungeon Master misses Zip Zop!
Zip Zop kicks Van the Dungeon Master in the left hand with her right foot, bruising the bone!
The force pulls the left wrist, tearing apart the muscle and tearing apart the muscle!
Van the Dungeon Master misses Zip Zop!
Zip Zop scratches Van the Dungeon Master in the lower body, tearing the fat and bruising the muscle and bruising the stomach!
Van the Dungeon Master misses Zip Zop!
Zip Zop scratches Van the Dungeon Master in the right foot, tearing the fat and bruising the muscle!
The force twists the right ankle!
Van the Dungeon Master misses Zip Zop!
Zip Zop scratches Van the Dungeon Master in the left tusk, but the attack glances away!
The force bends the head!
Zip Zop collapses and falls to the ground from over-exertion.
Van the Dungeon Master misses Zip Zop!
Van the Dungeon Master attacks Zip Zop but She scrambles away!
Zip Zop kicks Van the Dungeon Master in the upper body with her left foot, bruising the muscle!
Van the Dungeon Master misses Zip Zop!
Zip Zop scratches Van the Dungeon Master in the lower body, tearing the fat and bruising the muscle and bruising the right kidney!
Van the Dungeon Master vomits.
Van the Dungeon Master misses Zip Zop!
Zip Zop kicks Van the Dungeon Master in the left upper leg with her left foot, bruising the muscle!
The force pulls the left hip!
Van the Dungeon Master misses Zip Zop!
Zip Zop scratches Van the Dungeon Master in the head, tearing the fat and bruising the muscle through the xlarge rope reed maskx!
The force pulls the neck!
Van the Dungeon Master misses Zip Zop!
Zip Zop kicks Van the Dungeon Master in the left hand with her right foot, bruising the muscle!
Van the Dungeon Master misses Zip Zop!
Zip Zop kicks Van the Dungeon Master in the neck with her left foot, bruising the muscle!
Van the Dungeon Master misses Zip Zop!
Van the Dungeon Master retches.
Van the Dungeon Master misses Zip Zop!
Zip Zop kicks Van the Dungeon Master in the head with her right foot, bruising the muscle through the xlarge rope reed maskx!
Van the Dungeon Master has been stunned!
The force pulls the neck, tearing apart the skin!
Van the Dungeon Master attacks Zip Zop but She rolls away!
Zip Zop scratches Van the Dungeon Master in the right upper leg, tearing the fat and bruising the muscle!
The force bends the right hip!
Van the Dungeon Master passes out from exhaustion.
Zip Zop scratches Van the Dungeon Master in the head, tearing the fat and bruising the muscle through the Xlarge rope reed maskX!
The force pulls the neck!
Zip Zop: I have improved my kicking.  That was satisfying.
Zip Zop bites Van the Dungeon Master in the head, tearing the fat and bruising the muscle!
Zip Zop latches on firmly!
Van the Dungeon Master vomits.
Zip Zop shakes Van the Dungeon Master around by the head, tearing apart the head's fat!
Zip Zop shakes Van the Dungeon Master around by the head, tearing apart the head's fat and tearing apart the upper spine's nervous tissue!
A tendon in the upper spine has been torn!
Zip Zop shakes Van the Dungeon Master around by the head, tearing apart the head's fat!
Zip Zop bites Van the Dungeon Master in the head, tearing the muscle through the XXlarge rope reed maskXX!
Zip Zop latches on firmly!
Zip Zop shakes Van the Dungeon Master around by the head, tearing apart the head's fat!
Zip Zop kicks Van the Dungeon Master in the head with her right foot, bruising the muscle through the XXlarge rope reed maskXX!
The force twists the neck, tearing apart the skin!
Zip Zop kicks Van the Dungeon Master in the head with her left foot, bruising the muscle through the XXlarge rope reed maskXX!
The force bends the neck, tearing apart the skin!
Zip Zop scratches Van the Dungeon Master in the head, tearing the muscle!
The force twists the neck, bruising the skin!
Zip Zop kicks Van the Dungeon Master in the head with her right foot, bruising the muscle through the XXlarge rope reed maskXX!
The force bends the neck, tearing apart the skin!
Zip Zop bites Van the Dungeon Master in the head, tearing the muscle through the XXlarge rope reed maskXX!
The XXlarge rope reed maskXX is ripped to shreds!
Zip Zop latches on firmly!
Van the Dungeon Master regains consciousness.
Van the Dungeon Master passes out from exhaustion.
Zip Zop shakes Van the Dungeon Master around by the head, tearing apart the head's fat!
Zip Zop shakes Van the Dungeon Master around by the head, tearing apart the head's fat and tearing apart the upper spine's nervous tissue!
A tendon in the upper spine has been torn!
Zip Zop shakes Van the Dungeon Master around by the head, tearing apart the head's fat and tearing apart the upper spine's nervous tissue!
A tendon in the upper spine has been torn!
Zip Zop shakes Van the Dungeon Master around by the head, tearing apart the head's fat and tearing apart the upper spine's nervous tissue!
A tendon in the upper spine has been torn!
Zip Zop bites Van the Dungeon Master in the head, tearing the muscle!
Zip Zop latches on firmly!
Zip Zop shakes Van the Dungeon Master around by the head, tearing apart the head's fat!
Zip Zop scratches Van the Dungeon Master in the head, tearing the muscle!
The force pulls the neck, bruising the skin!
Zip Zop scratches Van the Dungeon Master in the head, tearing the muscle!
The force twists the neck!
Zip Zop: I have improved my armor.  That was satisfying.
Zip Zop kicks Van the Dungeon Master in the head with her right foot, bruising the muscle!
The force bends the neck, tearing apart the skin!
Zip Zop kicks Van the Dungeon Master in the head with her left foot, bruising the muscle!
The force twists the neck, tearing apart the skin!
Zip Zop scratches Van the Dungeon Master in the head, tearing the muscle!
The force bends the neck, bruising the skin!
Zip Zop bites Van the Dungeon Master in the head, tearing the muscle!
Zip Zop latches on firmly!
Zip Zop shakes Van the Dungeon Master around by the head, tearing apart the head's fat!
Zip Zop shakes Van the Dungeon Master around by the head, tearing apart the head's fat and tearing apart the upper spine's nervous tissue!
A tendon in the upper spine has been torn!
Zip Zop scratches Van the Dungeon Master in the head, tearing the muscle!
The force twists the neck, bruising the skin!
Zip Zop bites Van the Dungeon Master in the head, tearing the muscle!
Zip Zop latches on firmly!
Zip Zop shakes Van the Dungeon Master around by the head, tearing apart the head's fat and tearing apart the upper spine's nervous tissue!
A tendon in the upper spine has been torn!
Zip Zop kicks Van the Dungeon Master in the head with her left foot, bruising the muscle!
The force pulls the neck, tearing apart the skin!
Zip Zop bites Van the Dungeon Master in the head, tearing the muscle!
Zip Zop latches on firmly!
Zip Zop shakes Van the Dungeon Master around by the head, tearing apart the head's fat!
Zip Zop kicks Van the Dungeon Master in the head with her right foot, bruising the muscle!
The force bends the neck, tearing apart the skin!
Zip Zop bites Van the Dungeon Master in the head, tearing the muscle!
Zip Zop latches on firmly!
Zip Zop shakes Van the Dungeon Master around by the head, tearing apart the head's fat!
Zip Zop shakes Van the Dungeon Master around by the head, tearing apart the head's fat and tearing apart the upper spine's nervous tissue!
A tendon in the upper spine has been torn!
Zip Zop shakes Van the Dungeon Master around by the head, tearing apart the head's fat and tearing apart the upper spine's nervous tissue!
A tendon in the upper spine has been torn!
Zip Zop shakes Van the Dungeon Master around by the head, tearing apart the head's fat!
Zip Zop shakes Van the Dungeon Master around by the head, tearing apart the head's fat and tearing apart the upper spine's nervous tissue!
A tendon in the upper spine has been torn!
Zip Zop shakes Van the Dungeon Master around by the head, tearing apart the head's fat and tearing apart the upper spine's nervous tissue!
A tendon in the upper spine has been torn!
Zip Zop shakes Van the Dungeon Master around by the head, tearing apart the head's fat!
Zip Zop kicks Van the Dungeon Master in the head with her right foot, bruising the muscle!
The force pulls the neck, tearing apart the skin!
Zip Zop scratches Van the Dungeon Master in the head, tearing the muscle!
The force twists the neck!
Zip Zop scratches Van the Dungeon Master in the head, tearing the muscle!
The force pulls the neck!
Zip Zop scratches Van the Dungeon Master in the head, tearing the muscle!
The force bends the neck!
Zip Zop bites Van the Dungeon Master in the head, tearing the muscle!
Zip Zop latches on firmly!
Zip Zop shakes Van the Dungeon Master around by the head, tearing apart the head's fat and tearing apart the upper spine's nervous tissue!
A tendon in the upper spine has been torn!
Zip Zop shakes Van the Dungeon Master around by the head, tearing apart the head's fat!
Zip Zop scratches Van the Dungeon Master in the head, tearing the muscle!
The force bends the neck!
Zip Zop scratches Van the Dungeon Master in the head, tearing the muscle!
The force pulls the neck!
Zip Zop kicks Van the Dungeon Master in the head with her left foot, bruising the muscle!
The force pulls the neck, tearing apart the skin!
Zip Zop kicks Van the Dungeon Master in the head with her left foot, bruising the muscle!
The force pulls the neck, tearing apart the skin!
Zip Zop scratches Van the Dungeon Master in the head, tearing the muscle!
The force bends the neck!
Zip Zop kicks Van the Dungeon Master in the head with her right foot, bruising the muscle!
The force twists the neck, tearing apart the skin!
Zip Zop scratches Van the Dungeon Master in the head, tearing the muscle!
The force bends the neck, bruising the skin!
Zip Zop kicks Van the Dungeon Master in the head with her left foot, bruising the muscle!
The force pulls the neck, tearing apart the skin!
Zip Zop scratches Van the Dungeon Master in the head, tearing the muscle!
The force twists the neck!
Van the Dungeon Master regains consciousness.
Van the Dungeon Master passes out from exhaustion.
Zip Zop scratches Van the Dungeon Master in the head, tearing the muscle!
The force bends the neck!
Zip Zop bites Van the Dungeon Master in the head, tearing apart the muscle!
Zip Zop latches on firmly!
Zip Zop shakes Van the Dungeon Master around by the head, tearing apart the head's fat!
Zip Zop scratches Van the Dungeon Master in the head, tearing the muscle!
The force bends the neck!
Zip Zop scratches Van the Dungeon Master in the head, tearing apart the muscle!
The force twists the neck!
Zip Zop bites Van the Dungeon Master in the head, tearing apart the muscle!
Zip Zop latches on firmly!
Zip Zop shakes Van the Dungeon Master around by the head, tearing apart the head's fat!
Zip Zop kicks Van the Dungeon Master in the head with her right foot, bruising the muscle!
The force bends the neck, tearing apart the skin!
Zip Zop kicks Van the Dungeon Master in the head with her right foot, bruising the muscle!
The force twists the neck, tearing apart the skin!
Zip Zop bites Van the Dungeon Master in the head, tearing apart the muscle!
Zip Zop latches on firmly!
Zip Zop shakes Van the Dungeon Master around by the head, tearing apart the head's fat and tearing apart the upper spine's nervous tissue!
A tendon in the upper spine has been torn!
Zip Zop shakes Van the Dungeon Master around by the head, tearing apart the head's fat!
Zip Zop scratches Van the Dungeon Master in the head, tearing the muscle!
The force bends the neck!
Zip Zop: I have improved my wrestling.  That was satisfying.
Zip Zop scratches Van the Dungeon Master in the head, tearing apart the muscle!
The force pulls the neck!
Zip Zop kicks Van the Dungeon Master in the head with her left foot, bruising the muscle!
The force pulls the neck, tearing apart the skin!
Zip Zop kicks Van the Dungeon Master in the head with her right foot, bruising the muscle!
The force pulls the neck, tearing apart the skin!
Zip Zop kicks Van the Dungeon Master in the head with her right foot, bruising the muscle!
The force bends the neck, tearing apart the skin!
Zip Zop scratches Van the Dungeon Master in the head, tearing apart the muscle!
The force twists the neck!
Zip Zop kicks Van the Dungeon Master in the head with her left foot, bruising the muscle!
The force twists the neck, tearing apart the skin!
Zip Zop scratches Van the Dungeon Master in the head, tearing apart the muscle!
The force twists the neck!
Zip Zop kicks Van the Dungeon Master in the head with her right foot, bruising the muscle!
The force bends the neck, tearing apart the skin!
Zip Zop bites Van the Dungeon Master in the head, tearing apart the muscle!
Zip Zop latches on firmly!
Zip Zop shakes Van the Dungeon Master around by the head, tearing apart the head's fat and tearing apart the upper spine's nervous tissue!
A tendon in the upper spine has been torn!
Zip Zop scratches Van the Dungeon Master in the head, tearing apart the muscle!
The force twists the neck!
Zip Zop bites Van the Dungeon Master in the head, tearing apart the muscle!
Zip Zop latches on firmly!
Zip Zop shakes Van the Dungeon Master around by the head, tearing apart the head's fat!
Zip Zop scratches Van the Dungeon Master in the head, tearing the muscle!
The force pulls the neck!
Zip Zop kicks Van the Dungeon Master in the head with her left foot, bruising the muscle!
The force pulls the neck, tearing apart the skin!
Zip Zop scratches Van the Dungeon Master in the head, tearing apart the muscle!
The force bends the neck!
Zip Zop bites Van the Dungeon Master in the head, tearing apart the muscle!
Zip Zop latches on firmly!
Zip Zop shakes Van the Dungeon Master around by the head, tearing apart the head's fat and tearing apart the upper spine's nervous tissue!
A tendon in the upper spine has been torn!
Zip Zop bites Van the Dungeon Master in the head, tearing apart the muscle!
Zip Zop latches on firmly!
Van the Dungeon Master regains consciousness.
Van the Dungeon Master passes out from exhaustion.
Zip Zop shakes Van the Dungeon Master around by the head, tearing apart the head's fat!
Zip Zop shakes Van the Dungeon Master around by the head, tearing apart the head's fat and tearing apart the upper spine's nervous tissue!
A tendon in the upper spine has been torn!
Zip Zop shakes Van the Dungeon Master around by the head, tearing apart the head's fat!
Zip Zop bites Van the Dungeon Master in the head, tearing apart the muscle!
Zip Zop latches on firmly!
Zip Zop shakes Van the Dungeon Master around by the head, tearing apart the head's fat!
Zip Zop kicks Van the Dungeon Master in the head with her right foot, bruising the muscle!
The force twists the neck, tearing apart the skin!
Zip Zop bites Van the Dungeon Master in the head, tearing apart the muscle!
Zip Zop latches on firmly!
Zip Zop shakes Van the Dungeon Master around by the head, tearing apart the head's fat!
Zip Zop shakes Van the Dungeon Master around by the head, tearing apart the head's fat and tearing apart the upper spine's nervous tissue!
A tendon in the upper spine has been torn!
Zip Zop kicks Van the Dungeon Master in the head with her right foot, bruising the muscle!
The force twists the neck, tearing apart the skin!
Zip Zop kicks Van the Dungeon Master in the head with her left foot, bruising the muscle!
The force pulls the neck, tearing apart the skin!
Zip Zop scratches Van the Dungeon Master in the head, tearing apart the muscle!
The force pulls the neck!
Zip Zop scratches Van the Dungeon Master in the head, tearing the muscle!
The force twists the neck!
Zip Zop scratches Van the Dungeon Master in the head, tearing apart the muscle!
The force pulls the neck!
Zip Zop bites Van the Dungeon Master in the head, tearing apart the muscle!
Zip Zop latches on firmly!
Zip Zop shakes Van the Dungeon Master around by the head, tearing apart the head's fat!
Zip Zop scratches Van the Dungeon Master in the head, tearing the muscle!
The force bends the neck!
Zip Zop scratches Van the Dungeon Master in the head, tearing apart the muscle!
The force twists the neck, bruising the skin!
Zip Zop kicks Van the Dungeon Master in the head with her right foot, bruising the muscle!
The force bends the neck, tearing apart the skin!
Zip Zop scratches Van the Dungeon Master in the head, tearing apart the muscle!
The force pulls the neck!
Zip Zop scratches Van the Dungeon Master in the head, tearing apart the muscle!
The force pulls the neck!
Zip Zop scratches Van the Dungeon Master in the head, tearing apart the muscle!
The force twists the neck!
Zip Zop scratches Van the Dungeon Master in the head, tearing apart the muscle!
The force pulls the neck!
Zip Zop scratches Van the Dungeon Master in the head, tearing apart the muscle!
The force bends the neck!
Zip Zop scratches Van the Dungeon Master in the head, tearing apart the muscle!
The force pulls the neck!
Zip Zop bites Van the Dungeon Master in the head, tearing apart the muscle!
Zip Zop latches on firmly!
Zip Zop shakes Van the Dungeon Master around by the head, tearing apart the head's fat!
Zip Zop shakes Van the Dungeon Master around by the head, tearing apart the head's fat and tearing apart the upper spine's nervous tissue!
A tendon in the upper spine has been torn!
Zip Zop kicks Van the Dungeon Master in the head with her right foot, bruising the muscle!
The force twists the neck, tearing apart the skin!
Zip Zop bites Van the Dungeon Master in the head, tearing apart the muscle!
Zip Zop latches on firmly!
Zip Zop shakes Van the Dungeon Master around by the head, tearing apart the head's fat!
Zip Zop shakes Van the Dungeon Master around by the head, tearing apart the head's fat and tearing apart the upper spine's nervous tissue!
A tendon in the upper spine has been torn!
Zip Zop shakes Van the Dungeon Master around by the head, tearing apart the head's fat!
Zip Zop shakes Van the Dungeon Master around by the head, tearing apart the head's fat and tearing apart the upper spine's nervous tissue!
A tendon in the upper spine has been torn!
Zip Zop shakes Van the Dungeon Master around by the head, tearing apart the head's fat and tearing apart the upper spine's nervous tissue!
A tendon in the upper spine has been torn!
Zip Zop scratches Van the Dungeon Master in the head, tearing apart the muscle!
The force twists the neck!
Zip Zop scratches Van the Dungeon Master in the head, tearing apart the muscle!
The force pulls the neck!
Zip Zop kicks Van the Dungeon Master in the head with her left foot, bruising the muscle!
The force twists the neck, bruising the skin!
Zip Zop scratches Van the Dungeon Master in the head, tearing apart the muscle!
The force pulls the neck!
Van the Dungeon Master has suffocated.
Zip Zop: Death is all around us.  This is truly horrifying.

Fight 2E: Zip Zop vs. Van the Dungeon Master

Turn your gazes to the top corner, onto Zip Zop (managed by u/Smileymaster). This goblin has come… well, the official version is “from a far-off land to claim great riches and glory”. The reality is that she just wants to pay off her debts in the corner tavern. Last round she slowly slashed/bludgeoned Meph the Foul Blendec to death with a wooden dagger, after suffering severe wounds herself. This one has fighting spirit!

Opposing her is Van the Dungeon Master (managed by u/BauxiteMechanism)! He is a troll who has made a career out of pleasing people with very weird interests - namely, being beaten up. As it brought him little fame after a hundred years of work, he has decided to try himself in the Arena, already claiming himself its boss. His last opponent was the same size as Zip Zop, and he had no trouble choking the life out of him. Will this round be a repetition?

Log; Combat Video

The fight starts and the gladiators waste no time charging in, flailing weapons and heavy fists around. They dance around each other for a while, Van being to slow, and Zip Zop lacking reach to connect her blows. Suddenly the experienced pugilist swings and strikes the goblins elbow. A sickening sound is heard and Zip Zop drops her iron whip, her elbow bent at an unatural angle. You can tell by her face that the loss of her main weapon troubles her, how can she expect to kill a troll with a wooden dagger?

Anyway, Zip Zop doesn’t seem like the type to reflect too much on any situation, and she quickly picks up her speed again, dancing around the much bigger troll, dodgeing blows at every turn. She stabs the troll in his enormous thigh muscles, but it seems to make no difference. The Dungeon Master responds by slapping her right hand hard, clearly causing much damage as the impotent blood thorn dagger flyes away. Zip Zop is now totally unarmed, facing a much larger opponent trained unarmed fighting. The fans of Van the Dungeon Master is cheering loudly in the stands, the result of this round obvious.

The agile goblin seems to consider on her wounds, but she refuses to yield. The troll keeps running after her, swinging his arms like a maniac, trying to squash this smaller creature quickly, but he is not fast enough. They go at it for a long while, Zip Zop occasionally kicking the troll, who doesn’t even seem to notice. Suddenly though, the crazy goblin flails her arms, hitting the troll between his legs. This one he noticed! He collapses to the ground, to the excited cheers of Zip Zops fans.


Zip Zop seems to go berserk, and starts biting, kicking and hitting the prone troll everywhere. Van is unable to get her off him, it looks like he is trying to swat a fly. She puts a lot of force on his organs, and it is clear that the exaustion and painful strikes takes all the energy out of him, and he starts vomiting all over the arena floor. The green menace bites into the trolls head, and pushing with her legs on his shoulders, seems to try to pry his head clean off!

This goes on for a long time, the goblin refusing to give up, the trolls neck clearly suffering under all this strain. Eventually his limbs go limp, and the screaming stops, his nervous system completely severed. Only his fearful eyes keep moving. And then they also stop.

Congratulations Zip Zop! You are the definition of fighting spirit, and I feel for the poor gladiator who have to try to end your life next week.