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  1. Heighway- LOki.
  2. Crin- Captain plagerica
  3. Chris- hulk
  4. Amaz-Spider-Plag
  5. Zoro - Iron-head
  6. Heathur- Black widow
  7. Red- Plag Backnther.
  8. Eio- Silver 50tabsurfer
  9. Pain - Scarlet Reach
  10. uuu -Hawkuuu
  11. Pick-Piclcon
  12. ex- Exision
  13. elt - Elt-Man
  14. Catty- Bucky Catty
  15. Mez - War Mezachine
  16. Jakob- ThorAbs
  17. Nick fury - NickFuryLegend
  18. Avengers Bulding - Pains Pa
  19. Government- Roblox and TAYFUN7
  20. Pick: Crin,Amaz,Chris,Ex,Jakob,Eio,Mez,Ziri
  21. Red: Elt,Uuu,Catty,Pain,Fury, Heathur.
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  25. "After the day on, TPS was saved all thanks to Crin,Jakob,Exminer and Amaz. Catty was no longer seen". The Roblox Government could hear from the video, "This isn't right, not only did they save a game but they're making the community better, infact at this rate in about 3 months, Roblox will get award for safest online game site. We need ideas!" The Leader of Roblox raged
  26. "We need to weaken one of them atleast one of them, which can crumble the team" Said employee1 out of all the 8 employees in the room.
  27. "Hmm, actually you know what? We'll try that. BUT! We need a GODDMAN FUCKING WAY TO WEKAEN THEM AND HOW DO WE DO THAT. THEY FUCKING STOPPED CATTY. *clears throat* Now, before anyone says anything make sure it's not stupid" Even more pissed, said the Leader of Roblox.
  28. "Well, there's always a way." Said a mysterious figure.
  29. "Who the fuck are you" The leader himself said and demanded with a way implying to tell him to fuck off.
  30. "It'sa me, TAYFUN7." Who was topless. Everyone gasped as he was away for along time.
  31. "Speak of the Catty, it's TAYFUN7, the creator of TPS! Wait...why the fuck you shirtless." Wondered Leader, yes his name is Leader.
  32. "Waiting for jerseys." Tayfun7 quickly responded, thinking he's the shit with them 8 flabs. "Anyways, I didn't come here for you people to look at my 8 abs. We can weaken Amaz. Don't forget he's plag reliant, what if we patch plag or even make it very weak?" Tayfun said with a proud feeling, even though it took him 2 years to figure it out.
  33. "Well we'll need a script." Leader wondered on how to patch plag but no one has done it before other than Scartlet Reach himself aka Pain.
  34. "Well, we're all dumb as fuck, I mean Moin is smarter than us. Well we got power, we can locate where they are, let's kidnap Pain and tell him to give the plag patch script." Leader said. Employee2 spoke "...or we can..um *gulps* get into his place and get the script there?"
  35. "YOU DARE MAKE A FOOL OUT OF ME, YOU'RE FIRED, THAT WON'T WORK, WITH THAT MY REPUTATION IS GONE BECAUSE IT'S SO STUPID AND-" Leader was interrupted. Employee3 had good news for Leader "Sir, we found him, he's in...wait Amaz and Eio's Trivago hotel room...hmm let's look into camera...quickly someone get the popcorn and record this...I mean Scarlet Reach is in a good position where Amaz and Eio can't see them so we can get Scarlet Reach without them knowing."
  36. "Well one..." Leader being interrupted again. "Um, they have more than 1 hotel room rented." Employee4 informed the Leader. "Pshh no worries" Leader said with a glee.
  37. "No they have over 1,000,000 rooms rented, and 300,000 extra which are premium and we can't get into the premium room without a premium upgrade. We'll need to sneak into the premium areas. They do have 1, 1550s room rented, wow trivago is like 800 years old, well we won't need to check that room because it's from the 1550s and hasn't been cleaned for 467 years."
  38. "Well all of you pack your things, we're off to trivago, also new event, Rent a trivago room, and have a chance to find Scarlet Reach human size action figure toy. Winner must message quickly" Leader said.
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  40. "When Silver 50tabSurfer and Amaz realise im peeking on them, they won't be able to catch me here because Im delayed and i'm not really here, ahahaha." Scarlet Reach thought to himself.
  41. "Wow Silver 50TabsSurfer, that 50 tabs makes you so stronk" Spider-Plag said, "Oh yea, Pain that'll be $1,000,000 for seeing exclucive footage of me and Eio in bed." Spider-plag said who could sense Scarlet Reach.
  42. "Shit, gotta fucking increase my Ping so they don't catch me" Pain says slowly walking out the room, while noticing a odd smell, suddenly gets hit by a 10 squared flabs belly. "I swear the only person with that many flabs is Chris.*looks up* Ah for fuck sakes, explains the odd smell." Pain says and shouted after realising it was Chris.
  43. "OOF, I'M WIN. IM GET HUMAN SIZE SCARLET REACH FIGURE. YES IT EVEN TALK. *tells Roblox location* OOF IM GET AWARD FROM ROBLOX." Chris said.
  44. "Mate are you dumb, the event is just some other way to kidnap me for copying TAYFUN'S game" Pain said who's now pissed off.
  45. "Hey look! Human Size Action Figure Scarlet Reach! He's mine, yay!" BlooKidVpn101 says. Chris looks at him like what the fuck is he on "NO, HE MINE. IM FIND HIM FIRST. YOU NO LIKE ME ANGERY." Chris says with a increasing rage.
  46. "Yea fuck off and learn English, guess what, I'm Red's Number ONE bitch, so you can't hit me ahahaha and-" BlooVpnKid101 says mid-way as soon as Chris finished transforming into DiabetesHulk and punched Bloo. And tries to grab Scarlet Reach who he thinks is a Human-Size Action-Figure Scarlet Reach Toy but before in doing so, is beaten to it first because fucking slow, it's Leader! With a suprise, Pain laughs. "Aahahaha, you know nothing about my ping". Pain tp's out of leaders hand and plags a object infront of me while Eio and SPider-plag starting Round 2.
  47. "Of course that happens, see that shit im not even surprised but how on roblox do you do that shit" Leader complains.
  48. "Ahaha I was delayed on your screen and I increased my connection speed, and reduced my ping so i wasn't delayed on your screen anymore" Pain says like an idiot explaining his plan even though the villains do that and in this story he's the fucking good guy and while saying that thinking he's smart and all that shit, he gets fucking kidnapped and put into a cage where he can't do anything to his connection, ping etc. Chris who was now angry, searched up Roblox, but accidently spelt Rolex. Clicked on the website and gave it a 0 star rating, thinking that'll do. "THAT ACTION FIGURE IS MINE. TO THE WHITE VAN...*looks outside the window and sees Van hijacked "OK I RUN THERE"
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  50. "C mon...ask something." Leader says while driving the White van. Scarlet Reach is confused. "Ask what".
  51. "You know, I kidnapped you and this is the part you say 'what you gonna do to me!' C'mon don't be a party spoiler, ask something" Leader says with pure fustration.
  52. "Um, ok, why is there a huge bite mark on the White van?" Pain simply says.
  53. "Out of all the possibilities you ask that, you know what nevermind..don't you read Amaz and Jakob's story, *pain gave a face expression indicating he didn't*, urgh so, Crin and Jakob are trapped because Pick wanted them and Jakob takes out a donut with a smell so strong lures Chris in and the smell hallucinate Chris and bites the cage and frees them both but the effect of the smell stil on Chris and yeea, he bit the Van.
  54. "Um, wow intresting, so. Um why the event. Your attempt to avenge TPS' PA because my one is better and everyone uses it." Pain says.
  55. "Oh no no, ahahaah well, you see your 4 saviours making Roblox a better community is pissing us off and with Spider-Plag weakened without plag giving us advantage. Ohohoho. Now, here is the paper and a pen, WRITE THE FUCKING PLAG PATCH SCRIPT and we'll grant your freedom." Leader offers Scarlet Reach.
  56. "I mean you got this far to kidnap me and you're going to fail eitherways, just to make this your best run, I'll give you the plag patch script. Pain tells Leader whilst writing the Plag Patch script. "And there we go. Ok bye" Pain drops the paper and tp's out of the White van.
  57. "Wait how did he change his connection and ping to tp and delay....ofc VPN. Well, mission accomplished." Leader of Roblox tells him self. Leader goes back to the Roblox headquaters.
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  59. Leader walking at a fast pace through the stairs to the floor 13,the restricted floor and their hideout. "Ok ok, now all of you, shut the fuck up. Don't worry dipshits, I got the script. My interrogation skills on Scarlet reach worked. I made him beg. Now locate Spider-Plag as we apply the script to every single game." Says Leader who bumps into someone."Who the fuck are you." Leader curiously asks.
  60. "I'm the newest recruit by TAYFUN7. I'm here to help despite being a TPSER" The random tpser says.
  61. "Yes he is. His reason to joining us is very tragic. Almost made me want to update TPS." Tayfun7 says.
  62. "Well, I'm interested, please get comfy, have a seat." Leader says, hoping he's smart as his 7 employees are dumb and his ex-8 employee too.
  63. "Well, it all started. I was seen as one of the best TPSERS. In s4, we were the shit. We beaten BMOY no loss streak. And everything after that was fine. My reputation made me horny everyday. Then I see Spider-Plag, very good TPSER, so I buy him for a very good price for 21m, which made me horny as the transfer went through. But then, he hogs the shit out of me, makes us lose, then next game, he makes 1 mistake but plays ok, and I say he makes us lose, BUT THEN *The tpser trying to hold his tears back, but isn't strong enough* HE PLAYS A MATCH WITHOUT ME. HE GETS MOTM CLEANSHEET AND PLAYS VERY GOOD. HE RUINS MY REPUTATION. MAKES ME LOOK LIKE THE WEAK LINK. I SHALL NOT HAVE THIS, I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE AND YOU'RE MY ONLY HOPE." The tpser says as everyone else in the room cries, even the Leader.
  64. "So...it's really you? Heighway?" Leader shocked as he's the cunt himself too. "Don't worry, your day is about to get better, we got the plag patch script and now it's gonna make Spider-plag even more shit in his Liverpool debut." Leader hopess ayign this will cheer HeighLOki. "Also when the fuck are your jerseys gonna come TAYFUN7 your flabs are very disturbing."
  65. "Don't worry, your boner for my 8 Abs will be gone once they come." TAYFUN7 says.
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  67. "Well, we need to go to another room, the rent for this room is gonna expire in 1 hour." Silver 50TabsSurfer says.
  68. "Yea, so we can continue, why not the 1550s room. I mean I can plag it and make it clean." Spider-Plag insists
  69. "Anything to see your plag again." Silver 50TabsSurfer says. After walking to floor 5836 in the Trivago building, they see the slogan for trivago, and Silver 50tabsSurfer says "Hotel?". Spider-Plag starts to smile and continues Eio's speech "Trivago!". Both of them laugh for 50 hours, as they head to the 1550s room. Meanwhile, "AH FOR FUCK SAKES, DON'T YOU KNOW HOW TO PUT A SCRIPT ON ROBLOX, IT'S BEEN 65 HOURS!" The Leader of Roblox says with a rage faker than HeighLOki's and Back Plagnther's combined. "Let me do it" HeighL0ki says pushing Employee3 out of the computer who was trying to copy the script from the paper. "Maybe we can go onto Scarlet Reach's game, and copy his script." HeighL0ki says.
  70. "WOW! GENIUS! HOW COMES NO ONE THOUGHT OF THAT! YOU GUYS ARE DUMB" Leader says.
  71. "Um...employee2 said that before you fired him for saying that...when am I getting paid too?" Employee 3 says with fear.
  72. "Stop witht he lies AND ME PAY YOU? YOU GOT A JOB THANKS TO ME, YO-YOU PAY ME" Leader says even more angry.
  73. "Ok, I put the script onto every roblox game. Now, everyone, hack every Trivago camera, with a plag singal of over 500. Only 4 people have a Plag-Signal of over 500, Op Ex,Jakob99Abs,Captain Plagerica and Spider-plag. The 4 saviours." HeighL0ki says before the computer says to beep informing HeighL0ki that they found someone with a Plag-signal of over 500 in a Trivago Building. "Ok, I hacked the camera, and..they're in the 1550s room? What the fuck, anyways. All units there, NOW!" HeighL0ki says.
  74. "Argh, I'm becoming weak, help me." Spider-Plag says as he drops on the floor. "Dammit, they gotten Scarlet Reach's script. We need to get to the TPSFA hideout, Scarlet Reach's PA. Quickly lag us both there!" Spier-Plag tells Silver 50TabsSurfer.
  75. "Don't you worry!" Eio says before lagging them to the PA, where they see everyone there. "This means War"
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  77. "Wait, where is the rest. Where is Back Plagnther, Bucky Catty, Scarlet Reach, Hawkuuu, Nick FuryLegend and Elt-Man? Wait the TPSFF Gang infact." Eio says having a feeling that he knows what happened.
  78. "You see, Red was angry that he lost in TPSFF, again, so he decided to put his fake rage on Piclcon which resulted on him getting muted, being a sensitive prick, he got angry and decided to destroy TPSFA, so it's Civil War." War Mezachine tells Eio and Spider-Plag. " We knew you got effected right away Spider-Plag so we was hoping you got here asap. Good to see you."
  79. "Well, HeighL0ki is helping ROBLOX. He put the script on and he wants revenge on us for saving ROBLOX and TPS from catty and getting his reputation "ruined" by Amaz" Captain Plagerica said.
  80. "Wait..wasn't HeighL0ki's reputation just about how shit it is to be at Liverpool because of him and how he abused Pirate and no one actually gave a shit about how good they were in S4?" Iron-Head says.
  81. "Well, you see that's the thing, he thinks that his reputation is about Liverpool in S4. He needs to realise that" Exision says with such a sexy macho voice that every girl and man in the 100km radius around him, pants fell down.
  82. "We got to deal with the ROBLOX government and now TPSFF." Jakob says who can feel everyone's hand on his Abs.
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