Group Counsoling (SarahMarkTheo)

HabeusKaiju Is in his office, shoving all of his furniture to the sides of the room, opening up space

<SarahCaine>: [http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Killing_Instinct and http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Concept-Dependent_Immortality Sarah Caine these powers are not common knowledge]
<HabeusKaiju>: they in the school files?]
<SarahCaine>: just immortality]
<HabeusKaiju>: mkay]
<SarahCaine>: [since the killing thing is a personality trait and less of a power]
<HabeusKaiju>: so, yeah, scene set, come in when ya want]

Wrong_Way appears in HabeusKaiju's office, carrying a box full of glitter
<Wrong_Way>: "...Oh right, we've got class here or something right?"

<Jet>: [>glitter]

HabeusKaiju is shoving a desk, and doesn't turn to speak
<SarahCaine>: Sarah strolls into the room holding a rather expensive purse, some tights under a largish sweater, and some stylish boots, she's a pretty girl with long dark hair in a wavy mane, a pale but groomed complexion, and carries her weight in hourglass shape she's carries a predatorial air along with speaking and looking the part of a queen bitch
Wrong_Way puts the box in the corner of the room carefully. Maybe another day.
<HabeusKaiju>: Group counselling, Mark, so none of your pranks, okay?
<HabeusKaiju>: ?me finishers up with a last little huff
HabeusKaiju finishers up with a last little huff
<HabeusKaiju>: So!
HabeusKaiju claps
<Wrong_Way>: "Don't worry, later okay?"
<HabeusKaiju>: Whose ready to talk about their emotions?
<Wrong_Way>: "...Can't we go to the Haphazard room and get injured?"
SarahCaine is playing with her phone
<HabeusKaiju>: Uh uh, we are here to talk, not fight a big threat.
<HabeusKaiju>: We gotta keep your minds as sharp as your bodies, got it?
<HabeusKaiju>: Mark, can ya port in that old couch in here?
<Wrong_Way>: "Fine, the couch /isn't/ in here."
HabeusKaiju shoves the couch against the door, and heads over to his desk, pulling out the bowl of candy
<HabeusKaiju>: So, where do we begin....
<HabeusKaiju>: How about introductions?
SarahCaine sits onto the couch without looking up from her phone
Wrong_Way takes a seat on the couch and looks around at the new arrangement of the office.
SarahCaine puts her phone away and looks up giving a rehearsed smile
<HabeusKaiju>: Well....My name is Theo honda, and, I am here to get to know all you guys a little better, and help you during this awkward time of life that we in the buz like to call...."Teenagehood"
HabeusKaiju does finger quotes
<HabeusKaiju>: So, how about we say our names, Say our favourite thing at the school, and, something we wanna work on, kay?
<HabeusKaiju>: We'll start with....you!
HabeusKaiju points at Wrong_Way
<Wrong_Way>: "What? OH COME ON!"
<HabeusKaiju>: inside voice, please
Wrong_Way rolls his eyes
<Wrong_Way>: "Fiiine. I'm Mark Rossi, I like our school since it lets us use our powers and I guess what I can work on is like, French homework or something."
Wrong_Way leans back into the couch, happy to be done with that
HabeusKaiju points at SarahCaine
<SarahCaine>: "Mm I'm Sarah Bateman-Caine, I like how much people respect each other's space here, and I'd like to work on my people skills"
<HabeusKaiju>: Right....so, tell me
SarahCaine shifts in her seat her eyes have a wild look in them and as there is now extra space on the couch she leans some and loungs comfortably
<HabeusKaiju>: What is it like in the day of you two kids
<HabeusKaiju>: Wrong_Way, yer first again
<Wrong_Way>: "Oh jeez, uh...I wake up, try to get to the bathroom first so I can take a shower. Usually depends nowadays since I've got like 2 room mates now..."
<Wrong_Way>: "I go to my classes, hang out with friends and spend of the rest of the day doing homework and being with my turtle."
<Wrong_Way>: "Sometimes I have to clean the S-jet, do a mission or sort books."
HabeusKaiju nods
<HabeusKaiju>: Here
HabeusKaiju reaches into the bowl, and tosses a candy at Wrong_Way
<HabeusKaiju>: Your turn, Sarah
<SarahCaine>: "Oh well I wake up"
SarahCaine thinks hard
Wrong_Way feels a little gratitude getting a piece of candy for his day to day routine and unwraps it to eat.
<SarahCaine>: In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while my shower heats up, After I remove the ice pack, I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water activated gel cleanser. Then a honey almond body scrub. And on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub. Then apply an herb mint facial mask"
Wrong_Way gives a little side glance at SarahCaine. Girls sometimes.
<SarahCaine>: which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm. I prepare Sarah Cain for the world, there is an idea of a Sarah Caine, some kind of abstraction.
SarahCaine shakes her head her face loosening and becoming warm again
<Wrong_Way>: "...You use aftershave?"
<SarahCaine>: "It's a joke"
<SarahCaine>: "American Psycho?"
<SarahCaine>: "Nobody?"
<Wrong_Way>: "My parents don't let me see R rated movies."
<HabeusKaiju>: Is that the one with Vin Diesel?
SarahCaine mutters something about human garbage that should be burnt alive
<Wrong_Way>: [suddenly mark's parents let him go see every r rated movie ever]
<SarahCaine>: "Yes"
<SarahCaine>: "Mr Diesel stars in it"
<Wrong_Way>: "Oh man, that sounds awesome."
<Wrong_Way>: "I liked him in that one movie with the soldiers."
<HabeusKaiju>: I love Vin Diesek!
<HabeusKaiju>: Mark, movie idea for wednesday down?
SarahCaine 's face contorts into a brief snarl then resumes a fake smile
<Wrong_Way>: "Definitely. He's like, super cool in those action movies."
<HabeusKaiju>: Yeah, yeah
HabeusKaiju leans back, and sighs
SarahCaine takes a note down in her phone

--

March 8th 2014,

I find the world around me lacking, despite it's cheap ploys and cheery faces these are empty bodies without souls or even thoughts beyond basic chemical reactions and signals, I could kill them all and the world would just weight less. My first beliefs that I am indeed the only truly living thing which sprang up ten years ago have only grown with each passing day. My goals which I hold close to rid this world of the animals that have clothed themselves in its bounties, and sire a new race of truly feeling breathing entities without names, masks or pleasantries beyond their unfiltered minds.

--

<HabeusKaiju>: So, Tell me, as hip, and urban teenagers, what vexes ya at the school?
Wrong_Way shrugs.
<Wrong_Way>: "I dunno."
<HabeusKaiju>: What, if you could change, would help make your lifes better?
<SarahCaine>: "Less people
<SarahCaine>: It's uh a little crowded I guess"
<HabeusKaiju>: You have an issue with space?
<SarahCaine>: "I prefer the company of myself at some times"
<Wrong_Way>: "I dunno, maybe like...more vending machines? That cafeteria keeps serving ketchup sandwiches and I am starting to only be able to only eat those."
<Wrong_Way>: "It's hard to explain to your parents, you know?"
<HabeusKaiju>: right, but, I meant, more, like personal issues. Like, Not feeling like ya fit in, or...
HabeusKaiju looks at Wrong_Way
<HabeusKaiju>: Problems with the opposite sex
<HabeusKaiju>: Stuff like that
Wrong_Way looks away when HabeusKaiju brings it up
<Wrong_Way>: "I-i'm okay with uh, ladies."
<SarahCaine>: No I love... 'enjoy' people and socializing, but I come from a smaller town"
<SarahCaine>: "More discrete, slow moving, easier to move around through"
<SarahCaine>: "I'm just adjusting to the faster pace I suppose"
<HabeusKaiju>: I can understand that, I lived in Canada
<HabeusKaiju>: We probably had less people in my town then this school
HabeusKaiju chuckles
<SarahCaine>: "As far as assuming I have issues fitting in"
<SarahCaine>: "We'll see how that pans out I only just transferred here"
<Wrong_Way>: "Oh that's cool. Welcome to the school and all that."
Wrong_Way holds out a hand to shake her hand
<SarahCaine>: "Mm thank you"
<SarahCaine>: "Sorry germs, would rather not"
<SarahCaine>: "Just a thing I have"
<HabeusKaiju>: Germaphobic?
SarahCaine taps away on her phone some more

--
My convictions to never touch these swine, outside of the purpose for spreading my superior and living consciousness to the next generation may cause problems, will consider later

--
<Wrong_Way>: "Sorry."
<SarahCaine>: "Sure just nitpick away, sir"
Wrong_Way moves his hand back and scratches his head.
<HabeusKaiju>: Woah, woah, I'm not trying to nitpick here, I apologize
<HabeusKaiju>: Here
HabeusKaiju tosses a candyat SarahCaine
SarahCaine unwraps it and pops it into her mouth
<HabeusKaiju>: So...do you guys have anything you want to voice?
<Wrong_Way>: "Will you get the school to consider more vending machines?"
<HabeusKaiju>: At the next PTA Meeting, I'll bring it up, alright?
<Wrong_Way>: "Yeeeees!"
Wrong_Way does a fist pump
<HabeusKaiju>: Sarah, do you have a relevant concern?
<SarahCaine>: "I was placed in a dorm with two other girls and it's going to be rather crowded, could you look into a single for me?"
<HabeusKaiju>: Eeeeeh, rooming is sort of limited, but...I guess I could try for a single room
<SarahCaine>: "I can get used to it I suppose
<HabeusKaiju>: Is there...anything else?
Wrong_Way shrugs
<SarahCaine>: "No"
<HabeusKaiju>: Mkaaay...
HabeusKaiju heads to his drawer, and pulls out an envelope
<HabeusKaiju>: For helping me out here today, you can choose one coupon I cut out of the newspaper
<HabeusKaiju>: For freeeeee
<Wrong_Way>: "Um, alrighttt?"
<HabeusKaiju>: YaaaaaY~
<SarahCaine>: "Pass"
<Wrong_Way>: "You got anything I'd like?"
SarahCaine stands and adjusts her sweater
<SarahCaine>: "I'm fine"
SarahCaine sits back down crossing her legs
<HabeusKaiju>: Well, i got some to turtle Burger, the arcade, movies, the Hershey Factory, aaaaaaaaand The Plumbing store
<SarahCaine>: Fine, I'll take a hershey factory"
<Wrong_Way>: "Oh please give me that turtle burger one. I'm running up a tab there."
<HabeusKaiju>: A tab?
<HabeusKaiju>: It's a chain restaurant, how do you even open a tab there?
<HabeusKaiju>: And, you're only, what? 17 years old?
HabeusKaiju hands SarahCaine the Hershey Factory coupon, for 40 percent off your purchase
<Wrong_Way>: "What? No, I just turned like 15 like last month."
SarahCaine stashes it in her purse, along with what appear to be several wallets
<HabeusKaiju>: Oh, happy belated birthday, why didn't ya tell me?
<Wrong_Way>: "But wow, 17? Man, maybe I could buy lottery tickets without showing an id..."
<Wrong_Way>: "Oh yeah, I was uh, spending it with family."
<Wrong_Way>: "So you know, it snuck up."
HabeusKaiju nods
<HabeusKaiju>: So...is that all for today?
<Wrong_Way>: "Sure. I can get started on covering your office with glitter now."
<HabeusKaiju>: ...
<HabeusKaiju>: Fine
Wrong_Way gets up and goes to get that box of glitter from earlier
<HabeusKaiju>: consider it your birthday present
<HabeusKaiju>: Sarah, ya may wanna skedaddle before ya get covered
<Wrong_Way>: "What? I should be able to do more for a late birthday present."
<Wrong_Way>: "Let me fly the S-jet!"
SarahCaine looks up from her phone
<HabeusKaiju>: Calm down, we will, we will
<Wrong_Way>: "Really? Oh yeah! Best birthday ever!"
<HabeusKaiju>: I meant something more, not fly the jet
<Wrong_Way>: "Oh come on, I could totally fly that jet."
<Wrong_Way>: "I mean uh, I totally /couldn't/ fly the S-jet."
<HabeusKaiju>: Mark, shh
<HabeusKaiju>: Just...get to glittering, alright?
<Wrong_Way>: "No way, this is a special occansion. I need to do something more momentous. I'll be right back. I'm /not/ in my dorm."
Wrong_Way disappears with his box of glitter with a grin on his face.
<HabeusKaiju>: So, yeah, new here then, Sarah?
<HabeusKaiju>: I'll try and set you up in a single room
<HabeusKaiju>: If I can have that luxury when I was in school, so should you
<SarahCaine>: "It's not really a big deal, you asked for complaints and I gave one"
<HabeusKaiju>: Well, I live to accommodate, just in my nature
<SarahCaine>: "Change your nature then, it's no problem really"
<SarahCaine>: "Just a passing thought"
SarahCaine has not looked up from her phone she seems to be texting or writing on it
<HabeusKaiju>: Alriiiiight
<HabeusKaiju>: Well, I may advise you to move out then, Mark'll be back in a few, and will most likely make a big mess in here
<SarahCaine>: "mm"
SarahCaine gets up and exeunts
<Wrong_Way>: [kool, we all good?]
<SarahCaine>: guess so]
<Wrong_Way>: [woo]
<Wrong_Way>: [glad to be back in the log game[
<HabeusKaiju>: Wrong_Way, werent ya gonna glitterize?]
<Wrong_Way>: [oh right]
Wrong_Way ends up popping back in the room but not with glitter but with those snake fireworks and sets them up everywhere to cover the room.
<HabeusKaiju>: Ah jesus!
<Wrong_Way>: http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_zfDuy4-yDB8/StcR4IJOpqI/AAAAAAAAEh0/n0TQiHzwXU4/s320/snake.JPG
<Wrong_Way>: "Ahahahahha!"
<HabeusKaiju>: Hab's smoke alarm detects the smoke, and signals the sprinklers to activate
Wrong_Way doesn't care and keeps laughing
<Wrong_Way>: "I'm /not/ in my dorm, Ahahaha!"
Wrong_Way teleports away
<HabeusKaiju>: Well....I guess he ain't gonna fly the jet today, then, eh?
<Wrong_Way>: [sarah left hab. stop breaking the fourth wall]
<HabeusKaiju>: I cant talk to myself?]
<HabeusKaiju>: GOSH!]
<Wrong_Way>: [judging you so hard]
<Wrong_Way>: [even though i'm not there]
<HabeusKaiju>: NO JET FOR YOU THEN]
<Wrong_Way>: [D :]
<HabeusKaiju>: YA COULDA HAD IT]
<HabeusKaiju>: BUT YA SKIPPED OUT]
<HabeusKaiju>: MAYBE ILL LET SKYLER FLY IT]
<HabeusKaiju>: HELP HIM GET OVER HIS WING LOSS]
<Skyler>: r-really?]
<Wrong_Way>: [WHAT NO WAY]
<Wrong_Way>: [I-I'LL CLEAN UP I SWEAR]
<HabeusKaiju>: Skyler, it aint really gonna happen, Im just trying to make Wrong_Way jealous]
<Wrong_Way>: [hahahaha]
<Wrong_Way>: [i mean uh]
<Wrong_Way>: [oh no please don't]
<Skyler>: YOU CAN'T JUST USE MY WINGLESSNESS AS A TOOL TO MANIPULATE LITTLE BOYS, HAB]
<HabeusKaiju>: I CAN, AND I WILL]
<Skyler>: YOU'RE A MONSTER]
<Skyler>: oh, wait~]
<HabeusKaiju>: DARN TOOTIN[
<Wrong_Way>: [oh wow he dodged that burn]
<Wrong_Way>: [by jumping into a campfire]
<Skyler>: [it's hard to dodge much of anything when you're 100 feet tall and destroying the town you grew up in]
<HabeusKaiju>: WOW]
<Wrong_Way>: [now you're on fire]
<HabeusKaiju>: BETTER GET OUT THE CLASS C FIRE EXTINGUISHER!]
<HabeusKaiju>: CAUSE I AM ABOUT TO LAY DOWN AN ELECTRICAL BURN!]
<HabeusKaiju>: OR, CLASS E, IN AUSTRALIA]
<Wrong_Way>: [um okay]
<HabeusKaiju>: IT WORKS]
<Skyler>: [you gonna follow that up with anything or is this the end of our interaction?}
HabeusKaiju fires a beam of electricity at Skyler ]
<Wrong_Way>: {woah okay]
<Wrong_Way>: [i was expecting a yo mama joke but this is silly]
<Skyler>: [violence isn't the answer, hab]
<HabeusKaiju>: I AM NOT AN ANIMAL]
<HabeusKaiju>: I AM A HUMAN BEING]