NSA Date

Background:: When Pumpkin moved to GWA, she got the immediate benefit of the messaging system on Reddit. Some jerk was sending her messages about all the spermz she was wasting or some shit. The NSA was all in the news at the time, so...this

NSA Date by VK

"This is a nice restaurant. Thanks for taking me out. <pause> What did you want to tell me? <gasp> Whoa! When a guy reaches into his jacket pocket...Oohh, handcuffs! I like handcuffs..What? Y-you're from the NSA? This date was just a pretext? You're going to arrest me! Make an example of me? What for? 'Made too many spermz' ? I know I've made a shit-ton, but there's no such thing as a legal limit! <gulp> You carry charts like that everywhere? Oh. Well, um…maybe there's something I can do to get these charges reduced? Well, I see the way you look at me, particularly when you use that word, 'vocawhore.' Come on, Agent, don't you have some Spermz that need to come out? Wouldn’t you like to feel my dirty little criminal mouth on you? That's it. Take that big cock out. I don't care. I'll blow you right here in the restaurant. <BJ sounds> You like that? Mmmm…me too.  So, spermz in my mouth or somewhere else?  Oh! I guess you want to play with the handcuffs. Yeah, hands behind my back, bent over the table--yeah I went commando tonight. <moan> Yeah, fuck me like the government! <improvise to orgasm> I feel your spermz in me, running down my legs! So, you gonna let me go? What? No! My pussy is evidence?! You fuckin shitstain! <pause> You gonna answer your phone? <pause><muttering about the 1st amendment> That was a lot of 'Yes, Sirs' ...and now you are uncuffing me. Why? You're pointing at the security cameras? Oh! <giggle> So, your bosses like my moves! They have good taste. I blow a kiss <kiss> to my NSA fans!