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- 50 dreams of before Was it all just a dream?
- 200 furnace Found the hidden passage in the orphanage furnace.
- 500 shoggoth tunnels Found your way down into the shoggoth tunnels.
- 175 agnes' secret Blackmailed Sister Agnes with her nasty secret in the basement.
- 800 Edith's dolly Returned Edith's dolly to her.
- 50 Roshi Defeated Master Roshi in combat.
- 100 moonshiner Hooked Care Dog up with some moonshine.
- 50 heathkit Made a stoner's life a little easier. Good job, I guess?
- 200 apotheosis Discovered the Juicer clan "God".
- 250 baby back ribs A tasty alternative to a back alley abortion.
- 350 baby back ribs pt2 For one baby a day, you can keep a cannibal fed.
- 150 intern Landed a desk job at Weyland-Utani.
- 400 nodachi Got the lotus nodachi on Kakuri island.
- 500 enlightenment Achieved enlightenment in the Kakuri monastery.
- 350 egg harvest Killed the bug queen for her eggs.
- 150 charnold Hunted down and killed the Charnold.
- 500 brundlechud Genetically engineered the horrific BrundleChud.
- 50 Father Flannigan Gave some orphans a reason to live.
- 600 matter compiler Used the ancient matter compiler to make valuable metals.
- 200 belly of the beast Wading through a horde of the undead.
- 500 bad lieutenant Judge, jury and executioner for The Man.
- 500 crack bomber Terror-bombed the crack mansion.
- 1000 ronin Got the case out of W-U for Slim.
- 100 demon killer Killed an agent of satan for Prchr.
- 50 drug dealer First one's free, kid!
- 50 munitions supply Supplied with munitions by Null.
- 450 null's salvation Destroyed all the Shoggoth spawn for Null.
- 500 UFO mechanic Fixed the crashed UFO at the crater rim.
- 400 siege survivor Survived the assault on Precinct 13.
- 400 hellboy Killed the Hellboy and took his gun.
- 350 baby farmer Sacrificed your firstborn to the shoggoth.
- 50 Belding Killed the leader of the karnivores and took his jacket.
- 750 Deforester The forces of pollution have nothing on the likes of you!
- 300 chimaeraslayer Cleaned the gene pool of the hideous Chimaera.
- 600 liberator Reunited the peasant sisters in botany bay.
- 650 turing award 10 PRINT 'UR GAY' 20 GOTO 10
- 500 red chud genocide
- 1000 chud genocide Murdered every chud in the sewers.
- 500 gun dealer Got an invite to 77Jack's arms dealership.
- 150 bonepanther's friend Made friends with a VERY large kitty.
- 50 buddha on the road Met buddha on the road. Killed him.
- 1000 gleaming the cube Survived the monstrous CUBE. No one will ever believe you.
- 400 gorton's fisherman Slew the Kraken. Fishsticks for all!
- 1000 sea chud genocide
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