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Deadmeat Chronicles: Explore the Park

Mar 15th, 2014
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  1. >You are a maroon unicorn fluffy with a light green mane.
  2. >You are waking up in a new park.
  3. >You shake off the sleepy scary thoughts.
  4. >You look around at your herd who is now stirring.
  5. >You have picked up quite a few fluffies in your travels.
  6. >You have roughly 24 fluffies with you.
  7. >You turn looking them over.
  8. >You see Pookie yawning and going over and talking to Bruce.
  9. >You see Next Special Friend giggling with the two fluffies from her herd.
  10. >You see-
  11. >”Hewwo smawty!”, Haze pops un in front of you.
  12. >You jump back and get in a defensive stance.
  13. >”Why yoo so cwose to Deadmeat!?”
  14. >Haze giggles and does a little dance, “Smawty say fo fwuffy say hewwo! Tee hee hee!”
  15. >You point at Haze, “Yoo nuu be stwange fwuff-“
  16. >He leaps forward and buries his nose in your chest and sniffs deeply.
  17. >You push him away.
  18. >He rolls on his back and giggles.
  19. >”Yoo nuu be stwange fwuffy!” you snap stomping at him.
  20. >He jumps up and runs to a fluffy sniffing its rump.
  21. >You stomp in frustration and decide to ignore him.
  22. >You get in a spot surrounded by five trees in a circle and call your herd over.
  23. >Most come truddling over happily.
  24. >You see a small group around two fluffies hugging them.
  25. >You walk closer to see why they aren’t going to the trees.
  26. >”Pwease fwen, time fo wakies!”, “Fwen nee huggies, make fwen mof…”, “Mo huggies! make fwen betteh!”
  27. >You look closer at the two fluffies on the ground.
  28. >One is the fluffy who got kicked in his rump and the other is the fluffy who got his leggie hurt in the hole.
  29. >Both are stiff and not moving.
  30. >”Weave dese fwuffies, go wif hewd.”, you tell the fluffies hugging the two dead fluffies.
  31. >You look over the two dead fluffies for a second.
  32. >You then turn and head back to your fluffies.
  33. >”Efery fwuffy wisten Deadmeat!”
  34. >The fluffies ignore you and keep playing.
  35. >”Wisten Deadmeat!”
  36. >They still ignore you.
  37. >You start to get mad, “Fwuffies!”, you raise up and stomp, “Smawty say something!”
  38. >You glare out as all the fluffies get quiet and lay on their stomachs looking at you.
  39. >”Dis pwace nyu awea fo fwuffies!”
  40. >”Dis awea Deadmeat awea noa!”
  41. >”Hewd am big hewd so Deadmeat say fwuffy speakie fo Deadmeat when Deadmeat nuu cwose!”
  42. >The herd looks puzzled.
  43. >You point to Pookie, “Pookie am smawt fwuffy! Pookie speakie fo Deadmeat!”
  44. >Pookie stands tall and smiles.
  45. >You point to Bruce, “Bwoos am stwong fwuffy! Bwoos am main owchie fwen!”
  46. >Bruce stand and stomps giving a strong snort.
  47. >You point to the mommy fluffy, “Mommeh fwuffy gif Deadmeat gud feews!”
  48. >”Mommeh fwuffy am main speshul fwen fwuffy!”
  49. >The mommy fluffy blushes and glances up at you.
  50. >Haze crawls on his belly just in front of you.
  51. >He looks up at you smiling and wagging his tail, “Wha am Hase smawty?”
  52. >You look down at him and stomp, “Yoo stwange fwuffy!”
  53. >Haze lowers his head looking like a whipped puppy, “Oh… otay….”
  54. >You look over your herd, “Hewd nee wook fo nummies!”
  55. >”Hewd nee fin hidey hoes fo fwuffies!”
  56. >The herd starts to shuffle and murmur excitedly.
  57. >You point at Pookie, “Yoo take some fwuffy den wook dat way!”
  58. >You point toward a section of the park.
  59. >You point to Bruce, “Bwoos ge’ fwuffies fo owie fwens!”
  60. >Bruce looks confused, “Owie fwens?”
  61. >You look at him, “Fwuffies make hewd saf fwom munsta an bad fwuffies.”
  62. >Bruce’s face lights up, “Yoo am smawty!”
  63. >You point to another fluffy, “Yoo take fwuffy an wook day way!”
  64. >You point in a different direction.
  65. >You point to a small group of fluffies, “Yoo fowwow Deadmeat!”
  66. >You walk to the two dead fluffies.
  67. >You stare down at the fluffies.
  68. >You look at the fluffy who ran off and got kicked by the two legged monster.
  69. >You think how he died because you lost control of your herd.
  70. >You look at the fluffy with the ruined leg.
  71. >The no pretty smell is strong coming from the wound.
  72. >You think of how you gave that fluffy his wounds.
  73. >You shake your head, it was either that or leave the fluffy.
  74. >The fluffies run past you and start to hug the dead fluffies, “Gif fwuffies huggies smawty! Make fwuffies betteh!”
  75. >They grab the stiff bodies and start to give them hugs giggling the whole time.
  76. >You stomp, “Nuu huggies!”
  77. >The fluffies look at you confused, “Why nuu huggies fo fwens…?”
  78. >”Dwag fwuffy to dat ting!”
  79. >You point to a trash can.
  80. >You over see the fluffies taking the dead fluffies away.
  81. >You walk back to the herd and look at Bruce, “Bwoos keep fwuffies in pwace. Nuu wet fwuffy go way.”
  82. >Bruce sits back, “Otay! Bwoos kee fwuffy hewe!”
  83. >”Deadmeat go wook dat way.”, you say pointing in a direction.
  84. >”Fwuffy nee fin nummies and bad pwaces.”
  85. >Bruce wanders and looks over the herd.
  86. >You point to a couple of large earth fluffies near by, “Yoo fwuffies come wif Deadmeat.”
  87. >They happily truddle next to you, “Fwuffy pway wif smawty?”
  88. >”Nuu! Fwuffies wook fo bad pwaces.”
  89. >You stomp, “Hewd nee know bad pwaces! Fwuffies wook!”
  90. >They lay down on their bellies and look at you, “Otay… pwease nuu sowwies…”
  91. >You start to walk off making sure they are behind you.
  92. >You truddles to a trash can and hide next to it.
  93. >You look back to check on your two fluffies you picked.
  94. >”Hase wan com wif smawty!”
  95. >You jump back, “Why yoo fowwow Deadmeat!?”
  96. >Haze giggles, “Hase wike smawty. Stay wif smawty!”
  97. >The other two fluffies are behind him looking nervous.
  98. >You have already come too far to go back, “Yoo be gud fwuffy den, nuu be stwange fwuffy!”
  99. >Haze sits back and claps, “Otay smawty! Nuu be stwange fwuffy!”
  100. >He starts to do a cute dance and turns and sniffs the two earth fluffies with you.
  101. >”Nuu smeww fwuffies!”
  102. >Haze lays on his belly and giggles.
  103. >You turn ignoring Haze.
  104. >You look around and notice there are not many two legged monsters and you don’t see any fluffies.
  105. >You step off with your three fluffies behind you.
  106. >You need to know what is around and where the safest places are.
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