Negotiations for P5 [WIP]

Pyro Jack:

"You know, a mascot's life isn't hee-easy. Are you sure you could handle all the adversity?"

- I'm ready for it. [Angry]
- What kind of adversity? [Happy]
- You're a mascot? [Angry]

"My only choice now... is to retire, ho."

- That's too far. [
- What are your plans? [
- You had a good run. [Angry]

"You've come from a company to scout me out. There's no mistaking it, ho!"

- You got me. [Sweat]
- It's a misunderstanding. [Happy]
- I've come to finish you off... [Angry]

"Maybe I should try something new... I don't want to fall into mediocrity."

- You're fine as is. [Angry]
- Your act is a bit stale.. [Sweat]
- Time for a makeover [Happy]

"How did you find out about me, ho?"

- Some flyers. [Happy]
- A speciality site. [Happy]
- Word of mouth. [Sweat]

"Sorry, but I want you to go hee-home now. I'm already feeling tired and weary, ho..."

- Fine. [Happy]
- No. [Happy]
- You go home. [Sweat]

"This is all some kind of thing for TV, ho! Where's the camera?"

- Wow, you got me. [Sweat]
- What's all this now? [Happy]
- This is real. [Angry]

"You'll probably break down in tears when you see my angry face! I'm a real monstrosity, ho!"

- That's scary... [Happy]
- I would never cry. [Happy]
- I want to see your fury. [Sweat]

"I can't sadden my fans, no. You catch my drift, don't you?"

- I'm rooting for you.
- Tell me.
- You have no fans. [Sweat]

"I'm a super popular shadow, you know. My fans won't just sit around and take this, ho."

- Please forgive me. [Sweat]
- Fans? [Happy]
- So what? [Sweat]

"Where should I go? I want something yummy, ho!"

- A place with no wait.
- A place with western toilets. [Happy]
- You won't survive.

"You new Did you just get hee-hired, ho?"

- No. [Happy]
- I'm a transfer student. [Angry]
- Yeah. Nice to meetcha. [Sweat]

"I'm so sleepy, ho!" I just want you to leave me alone..."

- That sounds tough.
- No sleeping today.
- I'll give you eternal sleep. [Sweat]

"I'm busy, ho. It's tough being so popular."

- You do sound busy. [Sweat]
- Your popularity won't last. [Sweat]
- Who cares?

"Have you made an appointment, ho?"

- I have. [Sweat]
- That's not it. [Sweat]
- Just tell me what you know. [Happy]

"You're showing off your strength to me, aren't you? I total-hee read your mind, ho."

- You're misunderstanding. [Angry]
- The hell are you saying? [Happy]
- Make me your apprentice! [Sweat]

"I'm guess I'm asking if you got a good re-heeson for treating me so badly, ho."

- It's a means to an end. [Angry]
- You showed up. [Happy]
- I bullying cute things. [Angry]

"Humans always want either an autograph or a self-photo, ho. Which is it, ho?"

- I want an autograph. [Angry]
- I want a photo. [Happy]
- Give me your credit card. [Angry]

"I've got a catchphrase that I'm famous for."

- Hee-ho! [Happy]
- Hee-haw! [Sweat]
- Personaaa!" [Sweat]

"My chest is beating so fast... What is this feeling?"

- Are you all right? [Angry]
- You're making it up. [Happy]
- It's love. [Angry]

"I need to recover, ho. Don't you feel that way, too...?"

- Yeah, sometimes. [Happy]
- Battle is what soothes me. [Sweat]
- Quit whining. [Angry]

"To tell you the hee-truth, this is all an act, ho. What do you think I'm really like, ho?"

- I can't imagine it.
- Don't care. [Angry]
- You're fine as is.

"How can you do such terrible things to a cute hee-ho like me?!"

- I'm sorry. [Sweat]
- Now what you mention it... [Happy]
- ..Cute? [Angry]

- I worked hard [Happy]


Bicorn:

"If yer gonna kill me, do me a solid and make it quick."

- Aren't you scared? [Sweat]
- I'll have more fun first. [Sweat]
- Stop trying to act cool. [Sweat]

"Hey, sonny, if something's been bothering you, I'll willing to give you a listen."

- My relationships... [Happy]
- My future... [Angry]
- I have no worries.

"You know what I'm getting at, right? You think you could let me go and see my girl?"

- Nope. [Happy]
- She Probably left. [Sweat]
- What kind of girl is she? [Sweat]

"Don't take this the wrong way, but man... being such a carefree kid sure must be nice."

- I want to be a kid forever.
- I prefer being an adult. [Happy]
- I wish I was still a baby.

"Know how they sav, 'be kind to yer elders'? Has no one taught you that yet?"

- Someone did once.
- I don't care. [Happy]
- I don't want to get old.

"A bad rep spreads like wildfire. If I were you, I'd quit this nonsense. What's the point?"

- You're right. [Happy]
- I don't care. [Sweat]
- I don't know any other way. [Sweat]

"How about you sonny? What kinda trip do you wanna take?"

- A luxury cruise. [Sweat]
- A Hitchhiking adventure.
- A trip to hell.

"Something bad happened in life or somethin, sonny?"

- It's not like that. [Angry]
- Nothing but bad things... [Angry]
- You're getting on my nerves. [Happy]

"What kinda hospitality would you show me at the end of my life?"

- A homemade dinner.
- A coupon for a massage by me. [Angry]
- I'll quietly be at your side. [Angry]

"Are all the kids these days doin stuff like this?"

- Yeah, we sure are. [Angry]
- No, I thought this up myself. [Angry]
- Want to join in? [Sweat]

"In the end, killing me is a waste of your energy. Get what I'm saying?"

- When you put it that way...
- It's not a waste. [Angry]
- Enemies must be eliminated. [Sweat]

"Couldn't you at least make me a cup of tea or something? Hell, that'd be real polite."

- I don't have any. [Happy]
- Brew your own. [Angry]
- I'm not hospitable. [Sweat]

"Man I'm about ta [.....] Hell, does this country even have a future?"

- It does.
- Don't expect it.
- The elderly have bad manners. [Happy]

"What's wrong with the way I look, huh?"

- You tempt people.
- You're ugly. [Happy]
- Nothing's wrong.

"Hey, if you've got any medicine can you lend me some? They're supposed ta work miracles, right?"

- Are you OK? [Angry]
- What kind of medicine? [Angry]
- That won't change anything. [Happy]

"I gotta ask. How do you train?"

- I don't really train. [Happy]
- I just have a knack for it. [Angry]
- Luck's usually on my side.

"What kind of fate do you think there is in this meeting between me and you?"

- Fate brought us together. [Happy]
- This is no such thing. [Sweat, item????]
- I want to end this fate. [Sweat]

"Hey. So, whaddya think about the future?"

- An average level of happiness.
- Live fast, die young. [Happy]
- I just want to enjoy the now.

"Hey, why aren't you at school?"

- It's a school holiday. [Sweat]
- I don't feel like going.
- I actually finished school. [Sweat]

"Humans talk over drinks, right? How about it? Hell, let me buy you a round, sonny."

- Quit messing around. [Angry]
- You're really gonna treat me?
- I'm a minor



Thoth:

"Why you keep trampeling here? What you humans thinking?

- Sorry about that.
- I haven't thought about it.
- Ugh, you talk too loud. [Happy]

"Me guessing you have power that me not have. But what is it?"

- It's my intelligence.
- It's money
- Girl Power [Happy]

"Me really want to eat something."

- Don't joke around. [Happy]
- Just endure it. [Angry]
- Want something delivered? [Sweat]

"Me not curse you, but me curse your commander. Me curse the one who order you."

- That was my choice. [Happy]
- Fighting me is bad luck.
- Just try to escape.

"Why you come all the way here?"

- I'm here for the food.
- I'm here for the women. [Happy]
- I'm here to find myself.

"Why you wear that mask to fight, anyway?"

- I care about my looks.
- It keeps my foe's blood off. [Sweat]
- Thats what I want to know. [Happy]

"Why you not care for me like that? Why you treat me like this, then?"

- You look terrifying. [Happy]
- I can't play with you.
- You're not an animal.

"There's something you want to say to me, right?"

- Don't scratch the furniture. [Happy]
- I will housebreak you.
- Let me touch your paws.

"If you capture me, then what are you going to do to me?"

- Eat you in a hotpot. [Sweat]
- Take you to a taxidermist. [Happy]
- You'd be my new stylist coat. [Happy]

"Me am really in soup, now. Do what you want, am ready. If you want grill me, so..."

- Ok, I'll make you into soup.
- Fine, I'll grill you.
- All right, I'll mince you. [Happy]

"You have wishes you not can let go of, even after you die?"

- Yes, I want world peace.
- I want a grand funeral.
- I don't plan on dying. [Happy]

"What you thinking now?"

- I have homework tonight.
- I need a new cellphone.
- I want girls to like me. [Happy]

"So, why me in this situation right now? Why me at your mercy?"

- Times have changed. [Sweat]
- Humans are powerful [Sweat]
- This is a difficult topic... [Happy]

"You not worry you get in trouble if those groups hear what you are doing to me?"

- You're right.
- I don't care. [Sweat]
- You're not an animal. [Happy]

"It looks like you cornered me. But how me know that trick? How me you really winning?"

- It doesn't cover the facts.
- I never tell lies.
- Don't try to escape reality. [Happy]

"Why you fight and put yourself in harm's way?"

- I want to get stronger.
- Because I see an enemy. [Happy]
- I don't actually know.

"You given much thought about if you go to place where you could die at any moment?"

- I've thought about it. [Happy]
- I don't want kids. [Angry]
- I'm not comfortable with this. [Sweat]

"Me not understand in what way you're superior to me..."

- I'm younger than you. [Happy]
- I'm cuter than you. [Angry]
- I'm better at small talk. [Angry]

"You had something you lost you not know how important it was until after it was gone, right?"

- My pal who switched schools [Happy]
- My ex-girlfriend [Angry]
- Quiet, I'm killing you now. [Happy?]

"You can go back to your mother's arms. You need take nap now."

- I'm not that young. [Happy]
- I'm not sleepy yet. [Happy]
- Mom will wait til I'm done. [Sweat]

"You better enjoy and be drunk on victory while you can. It not last long."

- I'll just keep winning. [Angry]
- You're just a sore loser.
- I can't drink, I'm underage. [Sweat]




Girimehkhala

"You're violatin' the weapons code or whatever, man!"

- I didn't know.
- Not if no one finds out. [Happy]
- Pretty cool, huh?

"You have no idea, I was about to use my ultimate move."

- For real?!
- That's worrying...
- ... Try me. [Happy, recruit?]

"You knocked me down, and now my goddamn watch is broken!"

- Sorry... [Happy]
- Not my problem. [Angry]
- Don't lie.

"Why're you so desperate?"

- I don't want to die. [Happy]
- There's something I must do.
- I'm not desperate.

"Seriously, cosplaying in a place like this? Are you just really freakin' bored?"

- I am. [Happy]
- I'm actually very busy.
- Shut up! [Sweat]

"What're you gonna tell your kids about this shit?"

- It was a hard-fought battle. [Sweat, item?]
- It was an easy win.
- I'll forget it happened. [Happy]

"How about you? You wanna get married someday?"

- I do. [Angry]
- I don't.
- That's impossible.

"Hell, I got all sorta girls lined up if you're into that."

- Really? [Happy]
- You're trying way too hard.
- I'm not interested.

"It'd prolly be a big downer if the birthday boy don't show to his party, sooo..."

- Happy Birthday. [Sweat, recruit?]
- I had no idea.
- This'll be your deathday, too.

"So, who're you tryin' to impress with that mask?"

- Nobody. [Happy]
- Shuddup...
- I'm actually still young.

"I know when I'm getting all sweaty, I'm glistening, ain't I?"

- Like a disco ball. [Sweat, item?]
- Not at all.
- Why does that matter? [Happy, recruit?]

"They always give the guy a Katsudon. You got anything like that for me?!"

- Katsudon, coming right up. [Happy, recruit?]
- How about sushi?
- I have nothing for you. [Happy]

"I coulda been a star..."

- A star?
- That's never happening.
- Are you giving up? [Happy]

"That's wack, man. Maybe you should get your head checked out."

- I probably should. [Happy, item?]
- I'm fine as is. [Angry]
- You're a sore loser. [Sweat, recruit?]

"What kinda guys piss you off?"

- Slow walkers. [Happy]
- Loud talkers...
- Nobody. [Happy]

"Did I lose?"

- I suppose so...
- What don't you get?
- Nah, you totally won. [Sweat, recruit?]

"You tryin' to get something from me?"

- Yup.
- No... nothing at all... [Sweat, item?]
- You're too self-conscious