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  1. 2nd Anniversary! Let's celebrate it together 1-4N
  2.  
  3. [Dress rental shop]
  4.  
  5. Yum: For Mebuki-san, this!
  6.  
  7. Meb: Eh...
  8.  
  9. Yum: For Kokudo-san, this!
  10.  
  11. Aya: T-This is for... me?
  12.  
  13. Yum: And for Shizuku-san, this!
  14.  
  15. Shi: Eek...
  16.  
  17. SHI: D-D-D-D-Dumbass! Miroku, do you think I'm gonna put on something that, you asshole!? It's like walking around naked!
  18.  
  19. Yum: W-What do you mean naked!? How rude! This is a respectable cocktail dress!
  20.  
  21. Meb: S-Since it's in the store, it probably is one, but... This is a little...
  22.  
  23. Suz: The chest and back are way too open, and it's showing off too much of the legs too! And what's with this slit!? This kind of exposure is just obscene!
  24.  
  25. Yum: And what is wrong with that? This is just the kind of showy and bewitching we need to add colour to a special occasion!
  26.  
  27. Aya: U-Uh... I'm grateful that you picked it for me. B-But I... uh... N-No, it's nothing.
  28.  
  29. SHI: Kokudo. Do it, tell her what you really think. She's not going to get it unless you say it straight.
  30.  
  31. Aya: W-Wearing this... w-would be just a little... um... embarrassing! Uu...
  32.  
  33. Yum: S-Say what... My choices are... embarrassing? I-It cannot be...
  34.  
  35. Suz: We're the ones shocked here! I knew it, Miroku-san's tastes are...
  36.  
  37. Yum: Ah, Suzume-san, here is yours.
  38.  
  39. Suz: Waah, look at these rustling brown feather decorations, they're just like a sparrow, chirp chirp- Heeey!
  40.  
  41. Yum: Be quiet, Suzume-san. Please refrain from crude behaviour in a store like this one.
  42.  
  43. Suz: What kind of refinement can a store that carries dresses that look like sparrows have!? This is weird!
  44.  
  45. Yum: I took your build into consideration and chose a dress that does not reveal even a millimeter of skin, much like a mascot costume.
  46.  
  47. Suz: Ah, because I'm pretty seedy-looking... Hey! Mind your own business!
  48.  
  49. Meb: Calm down, you two. The staff is looking at us. Don't mess around in a store that caters to the Heroes.
  50.  
  51. Yum/Suz: S-Sorry.
  52.  
  53. Aya: ...Ah, was that just a joke just now? So we haven't picked our dresses yet?
  54.  
  55. Yum: Eh? Oho, oho, precisely so, Kokudo-san! This is where it really starts!
  56.  
  57. Aya: And here I was worrying, since I didn't know. Sorry, Miroku-senpai.
  58.  
  59. Yum: D-Do not mention it. Now, let me collect my spirit and seriousness and head straight into choosing!
  60.  
  61. Suz: I sure hope that joke just now didn't take all of your efforts.
  62.  
  63. Shi: The more spirit Miroku puts in, the more... worried I get.
  64.  
  65. Meb: Uh... Miroku-san, can we really ask you?
  66.  
  67. Yum: Positively! Indubitably! Leave everything to me, it shall be done!
  68.  
  69. Shi: Shall be done... Time to pray it doesn't end up being done for. [1]
  70.  
  71. ===
  72. Notes:
  73. 1 - the original wordplay involved the idiom "all hope is lost" and an uncommonly used variant of "everything"
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