Game night

>Game night in Requestria.
>As you sit on your couch reading a magazine, a knock is heard on the door.
>You get up and answer the door to have four ponies barge in.
"Um, hello?"
>Twilight, Rarity, and Pinkie Pie begin setting up something on your table while Fluttershy stands right next to you.
"What the hell are you guys doing, this is my house!"
>"Don't worry Anon, it won't hurt."
"What are you even talking about?!"
>Twilight turns around and fires a blast of magic at you and Fluttershy.
>You watch as the entire room becomes huge.
>It continues to get bigger and bigger until you can fit under the door.
"TWILIGHT WHAT DID YOU DO?!"
>Twilight's voice is as if she is yelling at you when she speaks.
>"If you're trying to communicate with me, I can't hear it."
>Turn to Fluttershy, now the same size as you.
"What is going on?!"
>"It's a game Anon! Trust me you'll love it almost as much as you love me!"
"BUT I HATE YOU!"
>"Then you'll hate this even less!"
>Fucking logic.
>Twilight's horn glows and you begin floating through the oversized room.
>All the way over to the normal sized land mass on the table...
"DID YOU SHRINK ME?!"
>"Anon she can't hear us."
"DIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDD YYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU SHHHRIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNK MEEEEEEEEEEEEE?!"
>She places you down on the land mass and then all three of them sit around the table.
>From where you are, it seems like there is a town in front of you and mountains to the left.
>On the right is a few hills and a giant fence at the edge of the board.
>Behind you is another mountain.
>"A-Anon."
"WHAT?!"
>She cowers at your tone.
>"A-About your q-question, yes she d-did."
"WHY THE FUCK WOULD SHE-"
>"Anon c-can you please s-stop yelling?"
>You actually look at her instead of glaring.
>She is trembling and has her hooves over her ears.
>Damn it.
"Sorry Fluttershy, but you have to put yourself in my shoes. I was just sitting here and then got shrunk and put on a game board."
>"I uh... All I know is this is a game."
"What?! How can that be all you know?!"
>She squeaks in response.
>Alright, Flutters obviously can't take much more interrogation.
>A loud ahem is heard.
>You look up to see a giant Twilight looking down at you.
>She lowers her voice a few octaves as she speaks.
>"We find our main character and his lovely wife on the outskirts of a town called Poonyville."
>Wow.
>How original.
>"Their daughter was captured by the evil Faust, the leader of the notorious Galloping Gals gang in the distant land."
>"Twilight some of us have places to be in the morning, could you please skip past the unnecessary parts of the story?"
>Twilight looks straight ahead in a direction that is blocked off by buildings to you.
>"Rarity, this is the backstory! The most important part! How would we even know what they're doing down there if we don't know their purpose?"
>An exasperated sigh is heard from that direction.
>"Alright continue, but please don't take too long describing what we already know."
>Twilight clears her throat.
>"Anyway, the man and his wife make their way into the town."
>Fluttershy nudges you.
>"Come on we're supposed to go into town now."
"No. I'm not going anywhere."
>"Anon honey, please!"
"I'm not your honey. And I'm not going anywhere."
>You sit down.
>Twilight looks down at you.
>"I'm not bringing you back to normal size if you don't play by the rules."
>You stick your middle finger up at her.
>If you hadn't told her what that was beforehand, maybe she wouldn't have been mad.
>But she picked up on it.
>"Fine then. Pinkie Pie."
>"Yes Twilight?"
>"Natural disaster number one please."
>"Coming right up!"
>The sky becomes dark quickly and Twilight's voice is heard.
>"As the man and his wife camp outside of the village, it begins to rain."
>Tiny drops of water begin falling everywhere.
>"The water collected from the mountaintops is overflowed by the rain and begins rolling down the mountain towards them."
>A cup comes into view and what would be described as a few splashes normally has turned into white water rapids down the mountain.
"HOLY SHIT!"
>You jump up and grab Fluttershy, running into the plastic town ahead of you.
>"The man holds his wife in his arms as he runs from the torrent of water. His wife, in a show of love, gives him a kiss on the lips."
>Before you can move your head away, Fluttershy's mouth connects with yours.
>Quickly yank her off and then run up the hill into town.
>The water was just enough to turn that hill you just ran up into a mini lake.
>"They just make it just in time to not become overpowered by the water. The rain fades away shortly after."
>As quick as it got dark, it is light again.
>"When the man turns to face the village, a stallion stands there."
>A cardboard cutout of Big Mac is in front of you.
"Are you fucking kidding me?"
>"No."
>You look to Fluttershy who you are still holding.
>And drop her.
>Twilight begins speaking in an attempted deep voice with a western accent.
>"Oh! You must be that human Ah've heard so much about!"
>Rarity narrates now.
>"The man wastes no time with petty conversation and cuts to the chase by asking if he has seen their child."
>Fluttershy nudges you.
>You look down to her.
"I'm not saying it."
>"Anon please, we almost drowned back there! Just say it!"
>Turn around to the water covering the path and then back to the cardboard Big Mac.
"Ugh... Have you seen my kid?"
>You look back and Twilight is smiling happily.
"WAIT I THOUGHT YOU COULDN'T HEAR ME!"
>"I lied."
>She smirks.
>That cunt.
>She speaks in the western voice again.
>"Now thatcha mention it, Ah do remember seein some strange creature being dragged through the town by the gang that terrorizes the town. They went down that hill over there and into the castle."
>Rarity continues narrating.
>"The man has heard enough to know where he must go now but when he begins walking, something shiny catches his eye."
>You walk a bit forward and something blinds you.
>"Pinkie Pie!"
>"Oops. Sorry Rarity and Anonymous. Too shiny."
>When you can see again, you look towards where it came from and see a... Refrigerator?
>"Pinkie Pie! You were on chest duty!"
>"Sorry Twilight! I thought you said fridge duty."
>"...how does that sound anything like that?!"
>"I dunno. But I guess that explains why it was so confusing to put the things in them like chests."
>Twilight just shakes her head and Rarity continues.
>"The man walks over to what was supposed to be the chest and opens it."
>You do as instructed and open the refrigerator.
>All the racks have been removed and inside is a cardboard halberd.
"Fluttershy this is really stupid."
>Before she can speak, Rarity interrupts.
>"He takes it to use as a weapon for the battles ahead."
>Wait...
>Battles ahead?
>That actually sounds pretty fucking awesome.
>You pick up the cardboard halberd.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AA_dMjRSSLk
>Fluttershy looks up at you.
>"W-Wow Anon... You look pretty handsome with that."
"S-Shut up."
>Rarity narrates more.
>"With his newfound weapon and a compliment from his wife, they set off to castle in the distance."
>You look to Fluttershy.
>She nods.
"Alright then, might as well get this over with."
>Begin walking over the hill and down a path to the castle.
>Suddenly something slams down on the ground and it shatters.
>You pick up Fluttershy and use her as a shield from the debris.
>When you look back, a foggy forest is sitting in the way.
>Pinkie Pie looks down through the trees at you.
>"Ya didn't think it would be THAT easy did you?"
>She giggles and then Twilight narrates.
>"The man sticks close to his wife as he enters the... Forbidden Forest!"
>Fluttershy clings to your side shaking with fear and you just shake your head.
>You begin walking through the thick and foggy forest.
>Whispers of your name and Fluttershy's are heard all around you as you tread on.
>"A-Anon I'm s-s-scared..."
"Shhh."
>She grips tighter and you continue on, holding your halberd tight.
>"The man makes it through the first part of the Forbidden Forest to see what should be a chest there in the middle of an arena."
>As Twilight has just described, when you follow the path for another turn you find yourself in a jungle arena with a refrigerator in the middle.
>"I still don't see how you could have thought that was a chest Pinkie."
>"Rarity shh."
>You walk up to the refrigerator and go to open it when Twilight speaks.
>"When he approaches the chest to open it, the platform it is on raises high into the air."
>It goes up high in the air and you groan in frustration.
>"While the man was cursing under his breath, a noise was heard from the mossy arena."
>A tiny squeal is heard from behind you.
>You turn towards the sound.
>"Over the walls of the arena came the vicious, bloodthirsty, pure evil-"
>Dalmatian puppies begin pouring in from the sides, all running around playing chasing their tails and such.
>"Pinkie Piiiie!"
>"Well Twilight, I thought that it would be such a challenge to climb the platform when there's so many cute puppies for him to play with!"
>You circle the platform and see a ladder going up to the refrigerator.
>"This is an arena Pinkie! Not snuggle time!"
>As they talk you climb.
>"Well DUH it's an arena! It's a cute arena! It's so cute you could die!"
>Twilight groans.
>You make it up to the top.
>"Oh great job Pinkie, now he's already at the top."
>"Hey! It wasn't my fault!"
>Rarity interjects.
>"Girls, could we please get back to the game?"
>They both shut up and she narrates.
>"The man opens the refrigerator to find a weapon for his wife."
>You open it and take out the cardboard portal gun.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCwQb_Pgrw8
>"He gives her a gun that can shoot two gates that anything can pass both ways through. It can only be used once."
>...are you fucking serious?
"WHY DID I GET THE FUCKING HALBERD?!"
>"It's okay Anon, I don't mind if you use it."
>She leans close to your ear.
>"Or if you use me."
>You shove it in her hooves, then throw her off the side of the platform.
>She catches herself with her wings.
>Oh right she can fly.
>Damn it.
>"The man and his wife get down from the platform and walk past the puppies playing to the other side of the arena."
>Slide down the ladder and Fluttershy lands next to you.
>You begin walking.
>"So um, Anon?"
"What?"
>"D-Do you think that m-maybe when this is over w-we can go out sometime?"
>Look down to her as you walk.
>She looks up at you with a face full of happiness and the hope that she would one day get to be married to a handsome human such as-
"Never."
>Her expression drops like the fat man did over Nagasaki.
>"The couple continues together through the little bit of forest left and make it to the path leading to the castle."
>Fluttershy is now hanging her head as she walks alongside you.
"Hey cheer up, at least we have now."
>She looks up at you.
>Her smile begins to grow.
>"Yeah... I guess we technically are married."
"Don't push it."
>You exit the forest and look up at the jewel encrusted hot pink castle.
>"Rarity why does the castle look like a doll house?!"
>"Well as I was setting it up I thought to myself, 'This would look a lot better if it weren't so ugly!' so I went to work immediately. But of course somep0ny with a fashion sense like yours wouldn't know the first thing about good looks, Twilight. Although, I don't know how it got pink."
>Pinkie proudly proclaims, "That was me!"
>"Ugh... Let me fix this."
>A pinkish purple glow surrounds the castle and it turns to a mossy stone brick texture.
>"Now it's a REAL castle. Anyway, they made their way up to the castle and ventured inside."
>You walk up the stairs to the door and push it open, allowing Fluttershy to go in first.
>"Oh Anon, how chivalrous of you!"
"Nah I just didn't want to be the one to set off any boobytraps."
>Her face contorts in anger but before she can yell at you, Twilight speaks.
>"The two begin walking down the bare corridor."
>You smack away Fluttershy's hoof when she tries to hold your hand while you walk.
>After walking for a few minutes, a smell enters your nose.
>It's a terrible smell.
>Like rotting meat.
>"They smelled something awful and decided to follow it down a hallway."
"Fuck do we have to?"
>"Pinkie are you ready with natural disaster 2?"
>"Isn't that earthquake?"
>You pick Fluttershy up and run towards the smell.
"I WAS KIDDING! SEE I'M DOING IT!"
>Fluttershy giggles as you hold her.
>"Oh my Anon, you really love carrying me don't you?"
>You drop her on her face.
>She recovers quickly and walks beside you.
>Eventually you reach the end of the hallway.
"The fuck? Where do we go?"
>"They were confused to find that the corridor they followed the smell from has ended."
>Thank you captain obvious.
"What do we do?"
>There is no response from them.
>You turn to Fluttershy.
"Have any ideas?"
>She shrugs.
"Shit. Look around for something then, maybe there's a door."
>You feel along the wall there as Fluttershy checks the sides.
>"Anon I think I found something."
>Turn around to see her pointing to a tiny statue.
>You walk over there and try to pick it up.
>When you do, the head flips up and a red button is there.
>You push it and the wall you were just feeling folds back, revealing a spiral staircase going down.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9d3qCPcMgH4
>Holy shit.
>If she did that when you were there, you would have been squished.
>Mess up Fluttershy's mane a bit.
"Nice work."
>"So does that mean-"
"No it doesn't mean I love you."
>"Aww..."
>"They found a switch that could open the hidden door on the wall and went down the spiral staircase that was revealed."
>You walk through the doorway and look back at Flutters before heading down the stairs.
>She looks terrified as the smell intensifies.
>Although you don't love her, it's not like you hate her.
>You put an arm around her to comfort her as you descend.
>She nuzzles into your side and watches cautiously as you go down step by step.
>The stench of rotting meat is incredibly nauseating at this point, but you manage to press forward.
>"When they reached the bottom, they saw a pony cutting open a mutated animal."
"Oh I do not like the sound of that..."
>When you get down there a second later, you see a plastic figurine of a unicorn in a doctor suit standing over a cut open rat.
>Fluttershy buries her head into your side crying when she sees the dead animal.
>Twilight continues.
>"Because of the wife's weak spot for animals, the insane pony notices them."
"Shit."
>Her head spins around 180 degrees to look at you.
"Oh hell no."
>Pinkie Pie uses her normal voice to speak as the doctor pony.
>"I am ze doctor!"
>The rest of her body turns as well and you can see a glove snap around her hoof.
>"And it's time for your prostate exam!"
>She comes galloping at you but you kick her square in the head, sending her flying back.
>She lands on her back and then her legs bend backwards and she crab walks at you like that chick from the exorcist screaming bloody murder.
>"The first attack on the man was useless so the insane doctor goes for another one!"
>You swing your halberd down on her and she stops it with her magic, throwing it to the side.
>When she pounces, you shove Fluttershy to the side.
>"In a brave effort to save the lady, her husband pushes her out of harm's way!"
>You put up your hands and keep the terrifying doll from biting off your nose.
>Fluttershy flies up with a frying pan and hits the freak in the back of the head.
>"NOP0NY HURTS MY HONEYBOO!"
>Then she throws her across the room and takes out the portal gun.
>She fires above the doll and below it, opening a portal on the floor and one on the ceiling.
>The doll falls through one and goes through the other.
>It eventually picks up enough speed that it becomes a blur.
>When it tries to get out of the trap, it smacks against the ground with the force of falling that long and shatters to pieces.
>The cardboard gun bursts into flame and Shy drops it.
>You look up to her.
"Wow... Thank you. You saved my life."
>She leans down.
>"Now you owe me!"
>She turns around and shakes her ass at you.
"And you've lost all respect you once had."
>You punch her in the back of the leg, making her sit with an eep.
>Then you get up and pick up the frying pan.
>It's a real frying pan.
>Why couldn't you have had a real halberd?
>Whatever.
>Something catches your eye.
>You walk over to the remains of the demon doctor pony and see-
>"Pinkie Pie, would you care to explain why there is a piece of toast there?"
>"I thought they might get hungry Rarity!"
>"Really? You think they'd be hungry while in the same room with a decomposing sliced open rat on a table?"
>You pick up the toast and take a bite.
>Fluttershy stares at you like you're insane.
>Rarity gasps.
>Pinkie Pie nods.
>"I told you! Doing all that walking really works up an appetite!"
>Twilight coughs, shutting them up.
>"After a bit of brutality, they won the battle and left through the door on the right."
>When you look to the right you see a door appear and open.
>Fluttershy stands up and walks behind you.
>"U-Ummm... You first?"
"Whatever."
>You walk through the door and see another human there.
>He looks very old and wise sitting on a golden throne.
>"Once they got inside they saw an old man-"
"Twilight please shut the fuck up for a few seconds."
>A light grumble is heard
>The man's eyes slowly look up to you.
"Who the hell are you?"
>"I am Faust. Ask me one question and you shall receive the truthful answer."
"I don't believe you."
>"I sold my soul to the devil to gain infinite amount of knowledge. I know everything."
>Fluttershy nudges you.
>"It can't hurt to try."
"Ehh... Alright then old timer. How do I get out of here?"
>He points to the left.
>"Through that door."
>When you look that way he disappears with a poof.
>Twilight continues.
>"Because of the man's ignorant ways, he was not specific enough with his question and missed an opportunity to learn something incredible about life itself."
"Ya done?"
>"Shut up. They head through the door they were instructed to and find themselves in a garden."
>Fluttershy sticks close to you as you go through the door and into the garden.
>Rarity is visible now and so is an action figure of Faust from the arcade game Vendetta holding a cardboard abomination in his hands.
>It's half human half pony but split straight up the middle.
>Guess that's you and Fluttershy's love child.
>Just thinking that makes you taste vomit.
>Twilight narrates.
>"This is it! The final fight for their daughter! Can they do it?!"
>Faust's body begins moving with the help of Rarity's magic.
>She also voices him but with little effort to change it from her own.
>"Hahahaha! If you ever want to see your child again you'll back down right now!"
>He throws her to the side and comes walking up to you.
"Fluttershy be careful, he's a dirty fighter."
>"O-Okay."
>Faust comes walking up to you and you kick him back.
>Fluttershy barely hits him with her hoof and he turns toward her.
>Before he can hit her, you crack him on the head with the pan and it makes its signature pang sound.
>This knocks him on his ass and you take your pan to his chest repeatedly as he lays there.
>He jumps up, kicking you back a little bit.
>Then he pulls up his hand and blows green smoke at you, making you cough and cover your face.
>As you stumble backwards blinded and lungs aflame, a thump is heard.
>You move your arm out of the way and in your blurred vision you see Fluttershy beating the shit out of his face.
>"THIS IS FOR HURTING MY HONEY!"
>She bucks him in the head, sending him on his back for a second time.
>"AND THIS IS FOR TAKING MY CHILD!"
>She stomps down on his head.
>Jesus she's taking this seriously.
>Not the whole fighting aspect, but she actually believes you have a child together.
>Your eyes gaze over to the terror that lays on the ground, half human and half pony.
>Eugh.
>Faust stands up and pushes her off.
>Then he pulls out a gun and fires it with no actual target, just spraying it around.
>By now your sight has returned enough to the point you can actually fight again.
>You run up to him pan in hand ready to strike.
>He grabs the pan, crushes it, and then throws it to the side.
>It hits the cardboard kid.
>It's as if time slows when Fluttershy sees what just happened.
>Her eyes become full of flaming rage and she flies at him screaming.
>Rarity is caught off guard by this and does not move him in time.
>Fluttershy takes him up into the sky and drops him from really high up.
>You back away so he doesn't fall on you, and that's when you see Fluttershy coming down extremely fast.
>She collides with his chest merely a second before he touches the ground, quadrupling the impact and sending bits of him flying in every direction.
"Holy shit Fluttershy."
>She looks up at you still panting and then closes her eyes and collapses.
>You run over to her aid and lift her head up.
"Hey... Are you okay?"
>She opens her eyes and looks into yours.
>"N-No... But what would make me feel better is if-"
"If you say sex, I'm going to tape your wings around your body and throw you off the side of the board."
>She blinks a few times.
>Then she stands up on her own.
>"Never mind then."
>Twilight and Pinkie are now next to Rarity looking down at you.
>Twilight looks absolutely giddy smiling there.
>"That was incredible acting you two!"
"Yeah yeah whatever."
>Fluttershy rubs her leg with a hoof.
>"It was really nothing."
>Pinkie leans up on the table, her hooves nearly crushing both of you.
>"NOTHING?! Are you loco in the coco? That was amazing!"
>Rarity nods.
>"Simply astonishing! And Fluttershy, the air attack was a nice finish."
>"T-Thank you."
>Twilight's horn begins glowing.
>"Alright now that's over, let's get you back to normal."
"Finally."
>She lifts you and Fluttershy up with her magic, bringing you over to the couch.
>Then she shoots a blast of purple at you and the room begins to shrink back to its normal size.
>Now when you look at the board, it is no bigger than the table.
>Fluttershy giggles.
>"That was fun, right Anon?"
"Sure whatever just get out of my house."
>Twilight walks over in front of you.
>"Do you want to maybe play again sometime?"
"Maybe if you ask me next time and don't barge in here firing spells. Also, never again with her."
>You point your thumb at Fluttershy.
>"Why not?"
>Shy's eyes slowly drift to your crotch and her eyes become half lidded.
"That's why."
>"Oh. Well alright then."
>Rarity huffs.
>"Because you were taking your sweet time complaining in there, I missed an hour of my beauty sleep."
>She storms out of the house.
>"That was super fun! I'll see you later Nonny!"
>Pinkie bounces out as well.
>Twilight folds up the board with her magic and walks out.
>"Goodbye!"
>You wave to her.
>Then look down to Fluttershy.
>She looks back up at you.
>...
>...
>...
>"Hmmm... What's a good way to end the story?"
>Lauren Faust sits at a desk in her house.
>She is writing in her notebook.
>She picks up her taco for dinner and takes a bite out of it while trying to brainstorm ideas for an ending.
>When she does so, she accidentally drops it on the papers.
>They are covered in grease and meat.
>"NOOOO!"
>She tries to wipe it off but it only smears the pencil markings.
>"..."
>Putting the taco back down, she rips the pages out of the book and balls them up, throwing them back to the trashcan full of other balled up papers.
>"Damn it."