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  1. * Morf is now known as Scarlet
  2. * Scarlet comes through AutumnLeaf's bedroom wall with a drill
  3. <AutumnLeaf> What the fu-
  4. <AutumnLeaf> Hi Scarlet o.o
  5. <AutumnLeaf> What's that for?
  6. * Scarlet throws the drill aside
  7. <Scarlet> Oh I'm just mining for mana.
  8. <Scarlet> Say Leaf, who were those people who visited you last night? o_o
  9. <Scarlet> Did they have anything important to say? I assume not since I wasn't informed.
  10. <AutumnLeaf> Oh. Er, well, those people last night were looking for information on the one who attacked me
  11. <AutumnLeaf> They're investigators of sorts and they've been pursuing him for a while
  12. <Scarlet> Weren't you attacked by like six people?
  13. * Scarlet slides her laptop out of her shoulder satchel and sets it down, tapping along on it and taking notes
  14. <AutumnLeaf> They were referring to the one who punched me and nearly stopped my heart, if you must know
  15. <Scarlet> Would you prefer that I not? '-'
  16. <AutumnLeaf> No, it's not that, it's... okay, you stormed in here with a power drill and I am understandably a little on edge after recent events
  17. <AutumnLeaf> Are you planning on pursuing him, too?
  18. <Scarlet> I'm keeping myself focused on what Umbra tasked me to do, so not immediately, no. That said, I've been entirely out of the loop for so long that I lack basic understanding of most of what is happening with this situation.
  19. <AutumnLeaf> Mmh, all right, but I trust you'll keep everything confidential, yes?
  20. <AutumnLeaf> The main assassin and the one currently being targeted is known as Straw Man, though he apparently also goes by the moniker Vital Spirit. From what we know, he was hired by the bandit kings to kill me and steal my soul, and his method of doing so was first to place some sort of grip on my heart, then use a kill switch to stop it entirely
  21. <AutumnLeaf> He managed to place his grip, but Salamenace and Namuzkil were able to fight him off before he could pull the trigger, and they took me to a hospital
  22. <AutumnLeaf> While I was there, Straw Man came to finish the job, but he was once again fought off, and refused to complete his task because of some moral code of not causing chaos in places of healing, the hospital in this case
  23. <AutumnLeaf> so he lost his grip and now he's on the run
  24. <Scarlet> Am I to understand that you are not free of a potential 'triggering' event unless he re-ups his ability?
  25. <Scarlet> *now free
  26. <AutumnLeaf> Yes, that's right
  27. <Scarlet> Good. And the others?
  28. <AutumnLeaf> The others?
  29. <Scarlet> The other assassins? There were others, right?
  30. * [Myrtle] (Sasha@2607:fea8:95a0:vzl:xuwq:yzjh:ryso:iqms): realname
  31. * [Myrtle] #derpibooru-prime #derpibooru-RP #rtyu #thegrey #MyLittleBebop #IPP-RP #IPP #PresentEquestria #ateria #BumpAlt
  32. * [Myrtle] amethyststar.ponychat.net :PonyChat client server amethyststar
  33. * [Myrtle] is using a secure connection
  34. * [Myrtle] idle 00:00:58, signon: Sun Mar 11 18:01:33
  35. * [Myrtle] End of WHOIS list.
  36. <AutumnLeaf> Are you referring to that newscast?
  37. * KeetieSleepie is now known as Umbra
  38. <AutumnLeaf> ...hm?
  39. <AutumnLeaf> Hold on, I think Umbra just came home
  40. * AutumnLeaf walks to the door
  41. <AutumnLeaf> Umbra? Could you come up here, please?
  42. * Umbra froze and she blinked. She nodded and closed the door behind her with a kick and headed on inside, her cloak floating to the hall tree before she followed her husband
  43. <Umbra> what is it love?
  44. <AutumnLeaf> Scarlet is here and she wants to know of what happened with Straw Man
  45. <Umbra> ...that is a good question, what DID happen with the straw man love?
  46. <Scarlet> Hi adopted daughter! I'm here to pester you about not calling me more.
  47. <Scarlet> (Okay so before this starts I need to get a shower and lunch, and I will do so at a rapid pace, because I need to catch up)
  48. <AutumnLeaf> (alright, and I will go take more laundry out of the dryer)
  49. <Scarlet> (FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFAST)
  50. * gatbreakfast has quit (Quit: We await your return, Warrior.)
  51. <AutumnLeaf> (and back)
  52. <Scarlet> (BACK)
  53. <Scarlet> Hi adopted daughter! I'm here to pester you about not calling me more.
  54. <Umbra> hello mother! How was your evening? did you bring something to eat?
  55. <Scarlet> It was fine, and no, sorry.
  56. <AutumnLeaf> Yes, she's here because she'd like information about what happened with the assassin
  57. <Scarlet> And uh... everything else.
  58. <Scarlet> I cannot begin to express to you how truly behind I am, but if I were to make an analogy, if this Egypt stuff was compared to all of Equestria's history, I'd be in the Jurassic. :|
  59. <Umbra> ah...well..
  60. * Umbra waved a hoof to the kitchen table
  61. <Umbra> have a seat, let us bring you up to speed my darling mother
  62. * AutumnLeaf nodded
  63. <AutumnLeaf> Yes, you shouldn't be kept in the dark any longer
  64. * Scarlet runs over to the kitchen table and scrambles to get up into her seat as quickly as possible
  65. * Umbra joined her and looked to her husband
  66. <Umbra> ...where to begin?
  67. <AutumnLeaf> Well...
  68. <AutumnLeaf> Scarlet, do you know who the Sunborn is?
  69. <Umbra> a good place to start
  70. <Scarlet> I know that you're the reincarnation of an Egyptian Pharaoh, you were killed by some no-reason-bandits in a past life but they bungled things up and your soul escaped or whatever.
  71. <Umbra> ...mostly correct
  72. <AutumnLeaf> Kind of, yes
  73. <Scarlet> There's that one lady who is... I thinnnnnk a reincarnation of your past ladyfriend as well. Or is she just her but in the future?
  74. <Scarlet> I mean, the latter's a stretch, but uh... it happens -u-
  75. <AutumnLeaf> She's more or less a reincarnation of a past Accountable Moon, or wife to the Sunborn
  76. <AutumnLeaf> Neith is her name
  77. <AutumnLeaf> For whatever reason, the bandit kings, after having been dormant since the fall of the Egyptian pantheon, have re-emerged, and they need Pharaoh's soul to complete their ascension
  78. <Umbra> He isn't just a reincarnated pharoah, he is a god, Ra specifically. He reincarnates every time he dies. In the past He destroyed the bandit tribes that were roaming his land, but he missed a few and they somehow found a way to resist the powers of the sunborn. They ended up slaying him, but a servant fled with his soul and it was allowed to travel on to the next life before the bandits caught it. They waited for his soul to
  79. <Umbra> reincarnate and eventually, autumn returned to egypt to learn of his life and past and...
  80. <Umbra> ...that triggered events
  81. * AutumnLeaf sighs
  82. <Umbra> they want the soul of the sunborn to rule egypt and perhaps even lands beyond, by using the power of Ra which is intrinsically tied to the land of egypt
  83. <AutumnLeaf> Yes, apparently I traveled too close to the hornet's nest
  84. * Trotsky (Trotsky@you.are.already.trotskied) has joined
  85. <ChanServ> [Trotsky] Everyone is an Idiot except me *Squidward laugh*
  86. <Scarlet> I'm guessing they might also want revenge for having their tribes wiped out, yeahuh?
  87. <Umbra> perhaps? It has been an extremely long time
  88. <AutumnLeaf> They wiped us out, not the other way 'round
  89. * Umbra sighed and leaned back
  90. <AutumnLeaf> Without the soul, their plans were doomed to fail and they simply went into hibernation while the land around them turned into a decaying sandy wasteland
  91. <Umbra> not quite...
  92. <Umbra> they laid other plans
  93. <Umbra> they have an army of what I believe to be undead
  94. <Umbra> they were waiting for us when we escaped the bandits the first time
  95. <Umbra> and they have taken control of egypt in several ways, though not in any official capacity
  96. <Umbra> they have an army, they have weapons, they have mercenaries and spies, and they have assassins
  97. <Scarlet> You said that the god living inside of Leaf's chest destroyed the bandit tribes that were 'roaming his land', tho.
  98. <Umbra> I did
  99. <Umbra> how they got these new followers or their undead I cannot say
  100. <Scarlet> Thaaaat's what I was referring to.
  101. <Scarlet> Well I mean, I'm gonna take a wild guess and say the folks who are reanimating themselves are probably some sorta neck-ro-mancery thing.
  102. <Scarlet> But hey, undead, that's some good intel, I wasn't aware.
  103. * Umbra got up and she began to pace
  104. <Umbra> ...somewhat
  105. <Umbra> ...they do have some kind of undead
  106. <Umbra> but they have living allies too
  107. * Jack-o-phone has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
  108. <AutumnLeaf> Hired help, yes
  109. <Myrtle> > Straw Man leans in through the window and waves his wiggly noodle arm, then leans out again :D
  110. <AutumnLeaf> Like the Straw Man who attacked me in the park
  111. <Scarlet> Yup, probably some merc group.
  112. * Jack-o-phone (androirc@172.58.llw.shl) has joined
  113. <Umbra> there is a mercenary company in egypt, the desert sands, they are the primary defenders of egypt, and they have a huge amount of public support
  114. <Umbra> they are also working under the bandit kings
  115. <Umbra> and that is the only group we know of
  116. <Umbra> they have other allies...
  117. * Umbra looked to Scarlet
  118. <Umbra> you have heard of Cambio's curse?
  119. <Umbra> the one that cursed him is also a part of these bandit kings group
  120. <Umbra> a cult of some kind
  121. <Umbra> as you can see, Autumn is quite the prize, and I don't mean in the way I view him, for those with dark intent, the soul of a god is a temptation that is hard to resist
  122. <Scarlet> Uhhh, Umbra, I'm out of the loop? I wasn't aware that Cam is cursed.
  123. <Umbra> oh, yes he is cursed
  124. <Scarlet> I mean, I thought he might already be, since he's like, 1/57th demon, 1/34th alien, and maybe 1/96th three-toed sloth.
  125. <Scarlet> Like, he might be cursed with respiratory issues like a bulldog or something?
  126. <AutumnLeaf> No, no
  127. <AutumnLeaf> He was petrified, as was Shansai
  128. <Cotton> > No Autumn wait...
  129. <Cotton> > she might be onto something
  130. <Umbra> it is some kind of mirror curse. We aren't certain exactly what it does, but in general terms it is a spying curse, either he can be seen, or they can somehow see through his eyes
  131. <Umbra> we aren't entirely sure how it works
  132. <Scarlet> > If you think about it, a half-Great Dane, half-Chihuahua mix is basically just a walking curse
  133. <AutumnLeaf> have any steps been made to have the curse lifted?
  134. <Scarlet> ...
  135. <Scarlet> Oh JESUS CHRIST
  136. <Scarlet> Oh my FUCK that's OHHHH NO
  137. <Scarlet> CAMBIO got afflicted with that?! Fuck fuck fuck fuck
  138. <AutumnLeaf> Whoa, whoa, relax!
  139. <Scarlet> Relax?!
  140. <Scarlet> Are you insane?!
  141. <AutumnLeaf> I think even Cambio can realize when he needs to start putting some thought into his actions
  142. <Scarlet> That's like having that curse placed on NIGHTCRAWLER, but Nightcrawler is also half Xavier!
  143. <Umbra> {...that's a comic book character, right?}
  144. <AutumnLeaf> ...but yes
  145. <AutumnLeaf> {I think so? I'll need to ask Keet later}
  146. <AutumnLeaf> That should probably be lifted
  147. <AutumnLeaf> As soon as possible
  148. <Scarlet> YES O~O
  149. <Scarlet> Oh god can it like, learn stuff he already KNOWS?! Shit, we're FUCKED
  150. * Thessa has quit (Quit: Connection closed for inactivity)
  151. <Scarlet> GyyYYYYeeeEEEEEGHHHH
  152. * Scarlet slams her elbows onto the tabletop and grabs her head, squeezing on its sides
  153. * Ayla is now known as Shansai
  154. <Umbra> deep breaths mother, deep breaths
  155. <AutumnLeaf> I don't think it can read his mind, Scarlet
  156. <AutumnLeaf> ...and heck
  157. <AutumnLeaf> I can do the same thing
  158. <AutumnLeaf> One of the spells I have learned through my training with Neith allows me to essentially project my sight elsewhere, including through the eyes of someone closeby
  159. <AutumnLeaf> but that's it. I can't hear what they're saying or read their thoughts
  160. <Scarlet> That's soooo creepyyyyy... =~=
  161. <Scarlet> Ugh. Magic.
  162. * Scarlet rights herself.
  163. <AutumnLeaf> says the mare capable of turning herself into a helicopter
  164. <Umbra> among othe rthings
  165. <Scarlet> Okay, so the person who can forcibly read and change emotions in others and has some sort of familial connection to literally everyone in Canterlot is a Palantir for Sauron, got it.
  166. <Scarlet> And hey, my helicopter thing isn't magic, it's end-times power.
  167. <Scarlet> It's different, 'cuz I like it.
  168. <AutumnLeaf> Po-tay-to, po-tah-to
  169. <AutumnLeaf> In any case...
  170. <AutumnLeaf> Umbra here is thinking of ways to fight back
  171. <Umbra> ...yes
  172. <Umbra> Now, mother has already been recruited
  173. <Umbra> as has blueblood
  174. <Umbra> Blueblood is going as an official diplomat and will be my ears in their embassies
  175. <Umbra> Mother is going to be commanding my forces on the ground when I get her targets
  176. <Umbra> but for now? We must drive out this assassin
  177. <Umbra> that...is the problem at the moment
  178. * Blueblood 's little soldier man song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQRC1lYpQ8c
  179. <Umbra> Now, the public is aware of the presence of assassins and they are looking for anyone who is unusual or stands out in a crowd, this is putting pressure on our (oh hey blueblood! I didn't know you were here) killer to force him to be sloppy
  180. * Blueblood wave [ouo]/ )
  181. <Umbra> (you can join the scene if you wish)
  182. <Scarlet> Ayup.
  183. <Umbra> and now we know more
  184. * Umbra nodded to Autumn
  185. <Umbra> Straw man was your thing, want to pick up here?
  186. <AutumnLeaf> Yes. I've already explained to her who Straw Man was and why he was after me
  187. <AutumnLeaf> He, and anyone else coming after me, all have the same end goal: to claim my soul and return it to Egypt
  188. <AutumnLeaf> As such, I, well, I won't exactly be going outside much seeing as how I can't even walk to the park without being assaulted
  189. <AutumnLeaf> and if I do leave, Neith will ensure I have protection
  190. <Scarlet> Alright, so a hired gun. And yeah that kinda sucks, but such is the way of things I guess.
  191. <AutumnLeaf> It is...
  192. * AutumnLeaf slumps his head onto the table
  193. <AutumnLeaf> It sure is.
  194. <AutumnLeaf> but whatever
  195. <AutumnLeaf> Once the assassin is caught and removed, then we can start taking the fight to them, and for me, that means learning more from Neith
  196. * Blueblood softly gasps
  197. <Blueblood> Is that the sound of a downtrodden, demoralized, despondent and otherwise distressed table-targeted head-thump I hear!?
  198. <AutumnLeaf> It sure is.
  199. * Blueblood swings in from around the corner
  200. <Scarlet> Heyo, Blueblood.
  201. <Blueblood> Well it's a good thing I brought coffee then. u.u https://i.pinimg.com/originals/07/b0/95/07b0954f8197901072a898f16b94da4d.jpg
  202. <AutumnLeaf> Coffee sounds nice right now, actually. Thanks
  203. <Umbra> coffee? excellent
  204. <AutumnLeaf> You've done us a great service, Future Uriel
  205. <Blueblood> My, tall praise! ^^'
  206. <Scarlet> Woo!
  207. * Blueblood passes out coffee
  208. * Scarlet takes hers and uncaps it, letting it cool faster
  209. <AutumnLeaf> Good of you to join us. We were speaking about you-know-what
  210. <Blueblood> Now, I believe I overheard there was a sellsword, slinking about suspiciously in our safe, sanctified city streets? Stabbing the citizenry?
  211. * Umbra chuckled
  212. <Umbra> {it is uncanny how much Uriel looks like him}
  213. <AutumnLeaf> There is, yes, and he is still at large and being pursued as we speak
  214. * Scarlet nods
  215. * Jack-o-phone pokes head in maybe
  216. * Blueblood sips his coffee
  217. <Blueblood> Any leads?
  218. * Byakhee (IceChat9@35.22.xms.pqy) has joined
  219. <AutumnLeaf> None so far as I know. I haven't heard anything
  220. <Umbra> he hasn't struck again...yet
  221. <Umbra> but he has taken the money from the bandit kings
  222. <Umbra> so I imagine he will try again soon
  223. <Umbra> and...we know some new information
  224. <Umbra> have you ever heard of the world government?
  225. * Blueblood ...would have!
  226. * Jack-o-phone flops "world what now"
  227. <Blueblood> Riiiight the world government the government specifically for governing worldly the world's government
  228. <Umbra> (basically? Interpol with a bit more security and turned more towards the fantastical interpertation)
  229. <Jack-o-phone> Oh right.. them
  230. <AutumnLeaf> They've been after Straw Man for a while now
  231. <Scarlet> Hmm
  232. <AutumnLeaf> So it's nice to know that I have some allies that aren't entirely in my inner circle
  233. * Jack-o-phone salutes Leaf
  234. <AutumnLeaf> Eh?
  235. <AutumnLeaf> Oh, Jack. Do you have any plans for this?
  236. * Umbra blinks
  237. <Umbra> {...how do they get in?}
  238. <Umbra> anyway...
  239. <Umbra> the world government...
  240. <Jack-o-phone> I just want to be involved again. I was on a long hiatus on my home island
  241. <Umbra> The Straw Man was an agent of theirs
  242. <Umbra> he was almost at the top of their ranking system, he was about to be promoted from second tier to top, when he suddenly just...left
  243. <Umbra> and took some of their restricted fighting techniques with him
  244. <Umbra> that is what he has been using on Autumn and those around him
  245. <Umbra> and that is also why we have a world government airship in our skydock
  246. <Umbra> two of their officials are here to help us track him down
  247. <Umbra> we don't know the straw man's true name, but we do have an alias of his; Vital Spirit
  248. <AutumnLeaf> Well, Jack, if you want to make yourself useful, you could help track down Straw Man
  249. <Scarlet> If.
  250. <Jack-o-phone> I can do that. Takes an assassin to catch an assassin
  251. <Umbra> you're an assassin?
  252. <Scarlet> \: |
  253. <Blueblood> You're surprised?
  254. <Blueblood> I am also an assassin. u.u
  255. <AutumnLeaf> I thought you were some sort of big hero in Neighpon
  256. <Umbra> now I KNOW that is not true
  257. <AutumnLeaf> and come now, Prince
  258. <AutumnLeaf> You're way too sparkly to lurk in the shadows
  259. * Blueblood puts on a ninja headband
  260. <Blueblood> You know nothing of my elite clan the village hidden in the chest fluff O.O
  261. <Jack-o-phone> Never talked about my family history haven't I
  262. <Umbra> ...
  263. * Umbra started to chuckle
  264. <Umbra> that sounds quite endearing
  265. <AutumnLeaf> Okay then, Jack. Please indulge us
  266. * Scarlet sits forwards and rests her chin on her hooves
  267. <Scarlet> Yes. :)
  268. <AutumnLeaf> How does your family history relate to the task at hand?
  269. <Jack-o-phone> The hassasins of Masyaf. Those are my ancestors
  270. <AutumnLeaf> ...and what about you?
  271. <Scarlet> Oh my. I see, I see. So what does that mean, Carl?
  272. <Jack-o-phone> Grandmother trained me when was young. Additional training in the military
  273. * Salasleep has quit (Ping timeout: 260 seconds)
  274. <Umbra> ...I have a different question
  275. <Umbra> how will you track this assassin?
  276. <Scarlet> No no no.
  277. * Scarlet sets a hoof on Umbra's shoulder
  278. <Scarlet> He shouldn't reveal his secret assassin jutsu.
  279. * Salasleep (androirc@73.85.tzu.yzl) has joined
  280. <Jack-o-phone> Predicting his next move would be a good start
  281. <Scarlet> Brilliant. That's exactly the sort of tactics that an assassin would use.
  282. <AutumnLeaf> Er... yes
  283. <Umbra> alright Jack, if you want to take on this Assassin then you may go ahead
  284. <Scarlet> I think we'd all appreciate you apprehending the Straw Man, jack.
  285. <Scarlet> You should get on that right now!
  286. <AutumnLeaf> Please, another pair of hooves is appreciated
  287. <Scarlet> Absolutely! You're very great.
  288. <AutumnLeaf> but be warned that the Straw Man is very dangerous
  289. <AutumnLeaf> Simple lurking won't be enough to apprehend him, unless he foolishly completely drops his guard
  290. <Scarlet> Oh yes. Only an elite warrior with tactical skills can defeat him.
  291. <AutumnLeaf> and with the World Government on his tail, I doubt that'll happen
  292. <Blueblood> Well, this has been lovely but I think I'm going to go bang my head against a wall uwu
  293. <Umbra> ...why?
  294. * Blueblood stands up, and leisurely trots around the corner
  295. <AutumnLeaf> Oh. Uh... okay, bye, Prince
  296. <Jack-o-phone> ..... maybe this is why I don't talk about myself or at all
  297. <Scarlet> Eh? What do you mean?
  298. * AutumnLeaf turns to Jack
  299. <AutumnLeaf> What's the matter?
  300. <Jack-o-phone> Could be just in my head, seeing hostility that isn't there
  301. <Scarlet> o.o
  302. * AutumnLeaf sighs
  303. <Scarlet> Hostility? Uh, no. Anyway!
  304. <AutumnLeaf> Hostility or not, you must have a thicker skin. Concentrate on the objective and how you'll achieve it
  305. <Scarlet> Absolutely! What do we know of the Straw Man's last location, anyway? Was it in the hospital with you, Leaf?
  306. <AutumnLeaf> Yes, he vanished after his aborted plan, but the WG believes him to still be around here somewhere based off his character. He's determined to see his task through one way or another, and he can't do that if he flees completely
  307. <Blueblood> *WHAM*
  308. <Blueblood> *WHAM*
  309. <Blueblood> *WHAM*
  310. <Umbra> ...
  311. * Umbra gets up and she heads around the corner to speak to Blueblood
  312. <Scarlet> Vanished, huh? Teleportation, then?
  313. <AutumnLeaf> Portals, more like
  314. <AutumnLeaf> I saw him use them during the battle at the park
  315. <Jack-o-phone> This won't be easy though. His methods are different from mine and I don't know how much he knows
  316. <Scarlet> Interesting. So he's likely still in the city. But hey, portals are better, right? I bet they leave some sort of magic residue you can track.
  317. <Jack-o-phone> Oh certainly.. if they rely too much on portals they can be tracked
  318. <AutumnLeaf> He also seems to have a code of ethics
  319. <AutumnLeaf> Like how he wouldn't trash the hospital to get at me
  320. <Scarlet> So anyway, Umbra, any preliminary information I can work on on my end?
  321. * Byakhee has quit (Ping timeout: 260 seconds)
  322. * AutumnLeaf takes another sip of coffee
  323. <AutumnLeaf> Something tells me we'll need to take a break here
  324. <Scarlet> Eeegh --
  325. * Umbra is around the corner at the moment, talking to bb
  326. * Umbra will return shortly
  327. <Umbra> > however, there is a request from Umbra to scarlet
  328. <Umbra> > she wants her to locate where the desert sands are getting their military resources and funding, as well as try to locate any military allies they may have outside of the country
  329. * Salasleep has quit (Ping timeout: 260 seconds)
  330. <Umbra> > that way Scarlet can sever those ties
  331. * Umbra comes bakc around and she sits down
  332. <Umbra> ...so...
  333. * Jack-o-Lantern (Kuroishi@24.50.lnm.p) has joined
  334. <AutumnLeaf> Everything okay?
  335. <Umbra> yes
  336. * Umbra looks over at Scarlet
  337. <Umbra> I have a job for you, my General
  338. * Scarlet nods to Umbra
  339. <Umbra> now...
  340. * Umbra placed her hooves on the table
  341. <Umbra> Egypt is NOT a weapons manufacturing super power, in fact it does not produce weapons, ammunition or firearms of any kind
  342. <Umbra> that means they are importing their arms and armaments
  343. * Umbra looks to Scarlet
  344. <Umbra> I want you to find out where they are getting their arms and armaments
  345. <Umbra> (and that first thing about egypt should be "egypt is not a significant producer of yadda yadda yadda)
  346. <Scarlet> Can-do, Umbra.
  347. <Umbra> now...
  348. <Umbra> the plan is to strangle their supply
  349. <Umbra> first, at the source
  350. <Umbra> whoever is supplying them, I want either through diplomacy or violence, to have this line of supply reduced or destroyed
  351. <Umbra> secondly, their literal supply lines, vehicles bringing in weapons, armor and ammo, I want them destroyed
  352. <Umbra> if we can strangle their supply, they will be significantly reduced when armed conflict comes
  353. <Umbra> after we have severed or reduced these lines, I will have agents infiltrate their camps and detonate their ammunition dumps
  354. <Umbra> this will further strain what they have
  355. <Umbra> perhaps we can end a conflict before it begins
  356. * Umbra looks to scarlet
  357. <Umbra> what do you think?
  358. <AutumnLeaf> Seems befitting for War, I'd say
  359. <Scarlet> Well, it depends what sort of resources they have, Umbra. If they have their own secretive manufacturing efforts, then we've a problem with that plan at the source. Indeed, I have some worries pertaining to that for other reasons. We should look into their supply before taking any major steps. IF they are susceptible to this, then I say yea to it; a changing regime has its own issues, including a lack of preparedness and comprehension
  360. <Scarlet> of logistical routes.
  361. * Umbra nods
  362. <Umbra> as stated, Egypt is not a major weapons manufacturer, and so we can be reasonably sure that they do not have any weapons plants in country. If they do though, we can destroy them secretly
  363. * Thessa (uid60594@ntmfhjozqf.irccloud.com) has joined
  364. <Scarlet> I suppose. Perhaps.
  365. <Thessa> MOTHERFUCKER
  366. <Scarlet> That said, I will note that Desert Sands is an outside contra-
  367. * Thessa tackles through a window
  368. <Scarlet> (For fuck's sake, Fetti)
  369. <Thessa> (Sorry)
  370. <Thessa> (disconsider)
  371. * Shansai is now known as Miranda
  372. <Scarlet> That said, I will note that Desert Sands is an outside contractor. Even if we strangle the military's supplies, they are likely to have their own routes, and their own expertise in acquiring materials.
  373. <Scarlet> Then again, if you thought that you could win the day through subterfuge alone, I wouldn't be here, hm? -u-
  374. <Umbra> indeed
  375. <Umbra> I will be providing you with targets
  376. <Umbra> you will be destroying them
  377. <Umbra> but you do raise a valid point about their routes
  378. <Umbra> and those are the routes we need destroyed
  379. <Scarlet> I do hope I can pursue my own discretionary interest as well; I have acquired information I believe to be extremely pertinent to the discovery of our enemy's intentions.
  380. <Umbra> I trust you and your discretions, you may act how you please, I didn't ask for you to do this so I could micromanage your every decision
  381. <AutumnLeaf> ...Huh.
  382. <AutumnLeaf> I didn't realize you were such a good orator, Scarlet
  383. * Umbra simled
  384. <Umbra> smiled*
  385. <AutumnLeaf> and it's reassuring to know that everything will be handled so professionally
  386. <Umbra> you have to get her in the right mood
  387. <Jack-o-Lantern> I like to stay on her good moods if I can
  388. <Scarlet> I don't fuck around when it comes to doing shit that matters.
  389. <Scarlet> I mean hey, I'm still me. But a nation is at stake here, not to mention your life, Leaf. I'm not going to make a game out of the suffering of the people of Egypt, or Equestria.
  390. <Umbra> ...well then
  391. <Umbra> shall our next meeting be after the situation with the Straw Man develops?
  392. <AutumnLeaf> That seems reasonable
  393. <Umbra> excellent, then we shall reconvene then
  394. <Scarlet> ... erm, also, once I've finished another meeting I have planned, I will begin moving on Egypt itself.
  395. <Umbra> of course
  396. <Scarlet> Excellent. =
  397. <AutumnLeaf> ...but come on
  398. <AutumnLeaf> Do the two of you really need an occasion to come and see me?
  399. <AutumnLeaf> I'll be all locked up with Neith and very lonely u.u
  400. <Scarlet> Heh... I'll try and make time to come visit, hun.
  401. <AutumnLeaf> Excellent
  402. <Umbra> and I live here
  403. <Umbra> so naturally I want to see you
  404. <Jack-o-Lantern> ...hmmm.. ok see ya soon
  405. <AutumnLeaf> Just wanted to make sure
  406. <AutumnLeaf> Bye, Jack
  407. * Jack-o-Lantern trots off
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