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- Top 5 Revelations from Biden Family Probe in 2023
- Teaser : Joe Getting ’Direct Monthly Payments’ From Hunter Business Account
- US President Joe Biden and First Lady Jill Biden watch a Christmas tree lighting ceremony with the President' son Hunter Biden and his son Beau Jr. on his shoulders during their family's Thanksgiving holiday in Nantucket, Massachusetts, on November 25, 2022. (Photo by Mandel NGAN / AFP) (Photo by MANDEL …
- House investigators worked overtime in 2023 to investigate the massive web of wire transfers, 20 shell companies, and associates who helped the Biden family business raked in at least $24 million from foreign nationals over the course of approximately five years.
- Laura Lynch, Founding Member of The Dixie Chicks, Dies at 65
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- Trump
- NYT: Democrats Keep Hoping to Take Down Donald Trump Outside Ballot Box
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- White House Begs, Threatens Mexico to Regulate Record Flood of Migrants
- White House Begs, Threatens Mexico to Regulate Record Flood of Migrants
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- WATCH: Antony Blinken Asks Why World Isn't Demanding Hamas Surrender
- WATCH: Antony Blinken Asks Why World Isn't Demanding Hamas Surrender
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- Watch -- Roger Stone: 'People Don't Understand how Tough Donald Trump is'
- Watch -- Roger Stone: 'People Don't Understand how Tough Donald Trump is'
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- 2023: 5 All-Time Worst Border Records Under Biden
- 2023: 5 All-Time Worst Border Records Under Biden
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- Supreme Court Will Not Immediately Hear Presidential Immunity Case
- Supreme Court Will Not Immediately Hear Presidential Immunity Case
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- Exclusive: Republicans Drafting Bills to Remove Joe Biden from Ballot
- Exclusive: Republicans Drafting Bills to Remove Joe Biden from Ballot
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- Pro-Palestinian University of Minnesota Professor Calls to 'Dismantle' U.S.
- Pro-Palestinian University of Minnesota Professor Calls to 'Dismantle' U.S.
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- Weissmann: People Died So Leaders Like Trump Could Be Banned from Ballot
- Weissmann: People Died So Leaders Like Trump Could Be Banned from Ballot
- Mississippi: Negress Stabs Her Niglet and Puts Him in Oven.
- Finally, blacks are starting to do what I want.
- Negress Arrested After Having Sex with Port Barre High Student During Prep Rally.
- Ajax: Groidette Arrested After Having Sex with 10-Year-Old Boy.
- Monkey Chops off His Romantic Rival's Penis During Fight.
- Jamaican Negro Arrested for $5.8M Fraud Scheme.
- Negro Fag DC Uber Driver Assaults Passenger.
- Cops Arrest 2 Niglets Who Pointed BB Guns at Them.
- Sand Nigger Uber Driver Grabs Woman's Ass in Queens.
- ............ Christmas is in 2 days... Weather.
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- Current threat: Mr. Washee Washee. 😑
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- Doctor Who
- 'Nurse Who is a long-running British science fiction TV series that's been both a source of merchandising success and professional embarrassment to the BBC. Nurse Who is to the British what Star Trek Star Wars Battlestar Galactica Stargate is to Americans; something for asexual geeks to masturbate to in lieu of finding a real life and having at least the tiniest of chances of reproducing. Since the show is British it is forced to hire better actors and writers to distract viewers from all them fucked up teeth. If one had to sum up the appeal of Nurse Who, one would have to describe it as the dullest show evar made - even compared to the webcast PowerPoint anime starring Withnail and the universally acclaimed USAnian movie. It's main selling point for American faggots is that, unlike every show in their motherland, it somehow manages to mention the occasional faggot without turning EVERY CHARACTER ON THE SHOW INTO ONE. For those unsatisfied with the reasonable levels of faggotry, the BBC created Torchwood. Today, Nurse Who is Avatar for otherkin.
- The series centers on a time-traveling alien called "The Nurse". Initially, this was because all the other names were taken, but EPIC RETCONS have resulted in the fanbase regarding this writing fail as something DEEP and MEANINGFUL. The Nurse is the last of xer race, the mystical Timefags. (Except xe isn't, because JAMES BOND is also a Timefag, and is trapped in a void with all the other Timefags for all eternity, forced to watch Torchwood reruns. For reals).
- (( We've Gone From The Nurse To The Nigger ))
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- Street football, or street soccer, is an informal variation on the game of association football, typically played in outdoor urban settings such as streets, playgrounds and car parks. The term encompasses a variety of different formats, which do not necessarily follow the requirements of a formal game of football, such as a large field, field markings, goal apparatus and corner flags, eleven players per team, or match officials (referee and assistant referees). Street football is often played as a pick-up game, without fixed timing and with players joining and leaving at any point. Many international professional players learned to play football on the street, including Diego Maradona, Johan Cruyff, Pelé, Giuseppe Meazza, Eamon Dunphy, Eusébio, Dejan Savićević, and Cristiano Ronaldo. This 2017 photograph shows boys playing street football on al-Mu'izz Street in Cairo, Egypt, by the exterior wall of the al-Hakim Mosque.
- Photograph credit: Mohamed Hozyen Ahmed; edited by Bammesk
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- Gonna go strap my puppy to a skateboard and then push him into traffic.
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