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  1. So I mixed up a 2mg/ml solution and I'm going to drop 2mg before I go to work (t-minus 1 hour.)
  2.  
  3. So I ended up dropping 1mg, waiting a half hour, then dropping 1.5mg. A lot of clumsiness, people accusing me of being drunk at work, etc. Not a whole lot in the way of memory loss. Considering dosing 4mg tomorrow morning first thing, thoughts?
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  5. quote:
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  8. I haven't over reacted in any way so far. I don't know where that line is between being less anxious and being shit faced to where you break things and order huge TVs and end up sleeping naked outside.
  9.  
  10.  
  11. I'm gonna find out, dosing 6mg now.
  12.  
  13. 2 days later....
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  15. quote:
  16. been in hospital past two days
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  18. no car now
  19.  
  20. Apparently I got called to work Wednesday morning, got there, clocked in, took a few orders, was told to go home. on way home, I wrecked, flipping my car and breaking a wheel off. got taken to a local commmunity hospital, life-flighting to a bigger one and that takes up all of thursday. last night appartently i tried to kill myself with 12 percocets (i got them as pain meds for my wreck) and herei am now
  21.  
  22. no car, no pain meds, and no telephones
  23.  
  24. i flushed the rest of my phenazepam, fuck that shit right good.
  25.  
  26. dont do this you just forget days of your life and get clumsy, not a fun drug
  27.  
  28. I'm dead fucking serious. Now the people I live with won't give me any of my pain meds so i'm fucking doubling up over in pain over here.
  29.  
  30. my arms feel roadrashed, but that's just from all the tape and IVs they gave me.
  31.  
  32. seriously fuck this shit.
  33.  
  34. e: a cool edit in the story is that the two guys who were with me during the life-flight transfer thing gave me 100mg dilaudid twice, they were both paramedics and really cool guys.
  35.  
  36. my accident tox screen came clean though, i havent had a clear enough head to investigate but someone told me it was a six panel
  37.  
  38. Figured I'd follow up on this. Since I forget December 1st - December 4thish, here's the entire story.
  39.  
  40. I dosed 2.5mg on December 1st, and then went to work. I don't remember much else about this day, pretty sure nothing big happened.
  41.  
  42. Wednesday, 11:00am: I dose 6mg.
  43.  
  44. Wednesday, 11:40am: I leave my house in my work clothes, wearing no shoes.
  45.  
  46. Wednesday, 11:55am: I arrive at work, apparently after swerving all over the road and almost hitting a telephone pole near our local library.
  47.  
  48. The telephone pole is on the right side of the road, in-between the road and the library. According to a friend who witnessed me driving to work, he thought I was going to the library.
  49.  
  50. Wednesday, 12:00pm - 12:07pm: I apparently have not only fallen down, but passed out. The big cheese is at work currently, but from what I recall has said nothing to me. A lower manager asks me to go sit down because I am apparently fucked up. I, instead, walk out to my car and proceed to head home.
  51.  
  52. Wednesday, 12:13pm: According to the State Highway Patrol's report, I struck a deer and went off the right side of the road. I then took out a 10 foot tall advertisement sign, ramped my SUV (an Oldsmobile Bravada) up a dead tree, flipping it on its left side. I remember the car being sideways, and having a cracked windshield.
  53.  
  54. Wednesday, between 12:15 and 12:30pm: Someone helps me out my passenger door and sits me in their car until the squads arrive.
  55.  
  56. Wednesday, before nighttime: I call my work and tell them I got in a car accident, effectively freaking them out. I also threaten to kill my lesser manager for fucking with my family (I have no clue how that even makes sense.) I am taken to [LOCAL HOSPITAL HERE], apparently complaining about stomach and elbow pains. Doctors fear internal injuries, and determine that I should be life-flighted to a bigger hospital. Bad weather prevents me from being flown, and I must be taken via ambulance to a bigger hospital.
  57.  
  58. Wednesday, during the transfer: Two paramedics administer 200mcg of Dilaudid to me, and I remember having a normal conversation with them, just not what it was about.
  59.  
  60. Wednesday, sometime between 3pm and 9pm, at [BIGGER HOSPITAL HERE]: I am admitted with bradycardia (HELLO OPIATES AND BENZOS) and vehicular injuries. Apparently my sister comes into my room, crying and screaming. I eject my family from my hospital room.
  61.  
  62. Thursday, 4:30pm: I am discharged from [BIGGER HOSPITAL HERE]. I remember not being able to lift my head, and being wheeled out of the hospital without moving any part of my body.
  63.  
  64. Friday, 1:00am: I consume 12 percocets (prescribed for pain) to try and kill myself.
  65.  
  66. Friday, 2:30am: I receive activated charcoal and get my stomach pumped.
  67.  
  68. Friday, 3:xxpm: I am threatened by the hospital's psych that if I don't take some Wellbutrin and Celexa (meds that I was previously on) that I would not be allowed to leave the hospital until the 72 hour observation period ended. I said, fuck that shit and took them.
  69.  
  70. Friday, 6:30pm: I am discharged from [SMALLER HOSPITAL HERE].
  71.  
  72. All in all, my medical bills are something of $26,000 and my SUV is totaled. I blew the front two tires (THEY WERE LESS THAN ONE WEEK OLD ) I didn't break any bones, just a few bruises. No citation from the Highway Patrol, nobody else hurt, everybody's happy.
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  74.  
  75. below posted on dec 19th, yes 3 days after he wrote the above
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  77. quote:
  78. Alright, so I decided on a route of encapsulation and simply just to see if I can do it, I ordered more. I know this is probably retarded, and I don't intend to consume it for awhile - only equal or less than 2mg/4days for situational anxiety.
  79.  
  80. I'll let you guys know how I do.
  81.  
  82.  
  83. Also, baggie guy added a 200mg baggie - that's what I ordered. So not too much extra product lingering.
  84.  
  85.  
  86. Anecdotal evidence suggests that he dilutes his phen, with safeorscam giving him a weak 6.3/10 (5.9 for the past 30 days.)
  87. VVVVVVV
  88.  
  89.  
  90. As an aside, I'm not really that concerned about it. I told one of the people I live with after my accident what happened and I'm going to let him know about the new batch coming in so he can keep an eye on me, in exchange for me buying his cigarettes for a couple weeks.
  91.  
  92. Problem solved.
  93.  
  94. last post in the thread was dec 29th by him
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  96. quote:
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  98. Actually, I took a bit more a little later, and I feel less anxious than usual, without any euphoric effects that normally come with benzos.I talked to two very cute girls who seemed to be interested today, when normally I don't find myself making any sort of conversation with strangers.
  99.  
  100. I haven't over reacted in any way so far. I don't know where that line is between being less anxious and being shit faced to where you break things and order huge TVs and end up sleeping naked outside.
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  103.  
  104. Da Joose hit me. took someone and eventuality endeid uo passing out st wwork, in which case tey called the ambulance in. I was hookef up for about as day and they let me go clean. I didn't get a record of the drug tests which suck.
  105.  
  106.  
  107. Edir- Alsofound out that my friend cashed his car and we went downtown and bought 75 bucks of nitrous chargers.
  108.  
  109.  
  110. And I'm probably going to lose my job.
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  113. --------
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  115.  
  116. Phen report 2:
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  118.  
  119. Friend and I took some phen. He spilt his beer all over his MAcbook, we we went out an bought a brand new $1,170 Macbook pro in cash.
  120.  
  121. After that we went downtown and I don't know where the fuck we ended up. Some how we ended up smashing into a cars windows. Eventually we got separated downtown. I ended up in the boon docks and eventually got a friend to pick me up. Our other friends car was found parked on a curb with his wheel and rim all fucked up.
  122.  
  123. Report number 3
  124.  
  125. Got fried from my job for falling asleep on the job. I was unresponsive so they called the EMTs to pick me up. Loost my job over that.
  126.  
  127.  
  128. Three days of phen will do that to you.
  129.  
  130.  
  131. BOnus- Phone on phen
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  136. COmpo stuff seems bunk. I've been taking it less than a week and' an I;most out. I bought a half a gram!
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  138.  
  139. Maybe I just have a high benzo tolerance., but I'm almost out of the halfgram and I haven't blackout, bought a new tv, start a fight, lose my girlfriend, or aything remotely crazy. I got the haslg gram a week ago so I'm assuming I'm taking high dosages. I just don't get it.
  140.  
  141. Phen update-
  142.  
  143. I got s girlfriend, but het other friend is hotter do I hit on her all night.
  144.  
  145. And I crached my car, on a suspended license. Fuck his shit.
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  147.  
  148. God damn it id hard to type on phen. And a half a gram only lasted 7 days, WTF
  149.  
  150. Went and scored some bars instead.
  151.  
  152. So I'm out of phen. Something thst
  153. I didn't mention bnefore
  154.  
  155. I lost hundred bucks, pissed my bed, and hit my mail box over Tiger woods style.
  156.  
  157. I also lost my xanax but I suppose that's for the best.
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  160.  
  161. All in all I can;t wait to order of da joose. I'm still confused a half a gram only lasted me 7 days though... I think should have weighed.
  162.  
  163. quote:
  164. chainsaw cat posted:
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  166. I dosed what I know for sure to be 5mg of phen (or whatever is in this bag he sent me) last night from Canadian baggie dude. I really don't feel much, and what I do feel is sort of dirty and groggy. No benzo tolerance.
  167.  
  168. I don't want to give any bad advice, and I'll probably get shit for this, because kook at what happened to me, bu I'd say that double that dose and drink a beer.
  169.  
  170. yes he is telling him to take 10mg of phen. this is very very very bad
  171.  
  172. No idea how a half gram of phen lasted me a week, but another gram is on it;s way. Alone with 100 bars. This will be a good week, or two.
  173.  
  174.  
  175. Also, I', sad about how I lost my old TCC tag, but this one is just as cool
  176.  
  177. Alright so the aftermath of this one was lsoing about 50 bars and ending up in the mental hospital,exactly what i did last year when i went crazy on benzos might be posted in the benzo megathread, if not it's on the Shroomery.
  178.  
  179.  
  180. Except this time I went to the mental ward and THEN rehab. Basically I'm flatline sober right now.
  181.  
  182. I don't remember if I told you all of this before or not, but I somehow ran into a sign and two mailboxes (my own). My friend who also drive fucked up his tire so bad by hitting a curb there was a huge chunk of metal coming out of it. He also bent something, the total cost of repairs came out to like 700.
  183.  
  184. As far as my 100 xanax..... Welll I'm pretty sure I was able to get through half the bottle before they were lost or stolen. Why I chose to buy a bottle of xanax over paying for my car insurance? Only phen knows.
  185.  
  186. I'll sell some of the phen I just received (if that's still allowed), although if you've read any of my posts I do not have a scale.
  187.  
  188. I can take a half gram of phen and not feel shit/blackout/whateveer. Not suggesting you try it, but wtf?
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  192. posted dec 26th
  193.  
  194. I just finished the gram of phen I had of this stuff. I'm done with it.
  195.  
  196. dec 27th
  197.  
  198. Court ordered or no drugs, not taking my chsnces,
  199.  
  200. I've been joosed up all day, slurring my speech, running into walls. How long does a gram worth of joose take tot wear off?
  201.  
  202. I was wouldn't posting if I wire a gimmick. I said it once and I'll ay it again- Everything I've said in this thread is true.
  203.  
  204. dec 28th
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  206. Don't remembe typing this out or not ,buy ether the phrn went or I room mstes went. My neighbor wss of mr kicking ovrr mailbox my roomsted are tired of sll of it. o it was either $70 of phrn in my mouth r toilet.
  207.  
  208. and you have no cue hoe long it took me to write these podtd using spellchecker. Seriously.
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  211.  
  212. Day (3)- I'm still slurring my speech and bumping into walls.
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  214.  
  215. mid-early january
  216.  
  217. poster giving advice
  218. quote:
  219. Meta Ridley posted:
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  221. And the only catch is not to redose? I ordered it and gave 3mg a shot. No beneficial effects noted..so I ressosed the next day. 7mg.
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  225. Not to be a dick, but you knew you weren't supposed to... I'm sorry for your troubles. I hope everything gets better for you.
  226.  
  227. Well I'm sort of confused and saddened, the "obviously named" store is supposedly having bunk or crappy batches... I don't want to order from them if they're crappy batches, but I have nowhere else that I know of to order from...
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  229. You sound a lot like me... "I fucked up once but I won't do it again." This is usually how things work for me, and I haven't fucked up since, but risking it is such a bad thing... if you have a tendency to be impatient with waiting for the come-up, take a dose and go fucking do something. Put your damn drugs away and do something else. Go hang out with some people. When you start coming up you'll be like "oh sweet". Or maybe 1mg will be, for you, a subtle dose that has the desired anti-anxiety effects that benzos are most commonly prescribed for.
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  231. Throughout my drug use (hydrocodone, oxycodone, kratom, weed, dxm, diphenhydramine) I've done my best to make sure that I'm not the guy that can't do drugs without getting completely fucked out of his skull. I'm getting better at appreciating smaller doses and enjoying how they affect my daily behavior. Weed, for example, has helped me to enjoy normal life, and it also provides something to go to when I have all my work done and time to enjoy my life. I think weed has made me (in part) a happier person, even though I don't smoke very often (twice a month or so).
  232.  
  233. That said, please joose carefully. If 1mg doesn't do anything, wait a day or two before dosing 2mg maybe. Just be careful.
  234.  
  235. I've never had the luxury of possessing benzos whatsoever, so phen will be my first (other than some shit before a surgery).
  236.  
  237. Got my Visa GC today, just ordered 100mg Phenazepam and 4oz of Propylene Glycol... but I can't find the syringe for the life of me. What's a good way to measure this?
  238.  
  239. EDIT: holy shit perfect idea: the bottle that I got my FST (kratom) in (empty now) is 3mL... I can just fill that up and down it like a shot, right? I found that 3mL is about 3.5mg of phen since 4oz is approx 120mL. 3mg phen is about 2.5mL. Is this a bad idea to measure, y/n
  240.  
  241. poster receives joose jan 29th
  242.  
  243. quote:
  244. My phen is just floating around kind of like a suspension, and some just falls and sits at the bottom... how long do you typically have to wait for it to dissolve? I'm using 4oz of PG here. I was very impressed with myself when I found 99.7% USP for a decent price online.
  245.  
  246. Opening the vial was a piece of work. Just used needlenose pliers and yanked the fucker open. Tried to stab the rubber open with a nail clipper, got through but no hole. Licked the end of the stabby thing, was barely any white on it. I figured oh why the fuck not. I figure it's placebo but the back of my head feels weird, like the back upper right and left, and my eyes feel like tired sorta. Placebo or joosed?
  247.  
  248. EDIT: pretty sure it was placebo, however i have flakes sitting at the bottom of my PG... they won't seem to dissolve. i'm going to class, be back in an hour, hopefully they'll have dissolved when i get back. what the fuck
  249.  
  250. it's seriously just like a suspension... i can see like every little particle in there, just floating around...
  251.  
  252. i got a big mug and filled it JUST RIGHT with hot water and then put it in the microwave for 90 seconds. was barely boiling when i took it out. hot water and anyway i put the bottle in and it's just chilling there in the hot water... i shook it up and put it in... took it out, shook it up... how much more do i have to do this?
  253.  
  254. Wow, this stuff REALLY tastes like shit. Who woulda thought? I just drank approx 3mL which is like 2.5mg or so. i'm a big dude, 210lbs 5'9", so i'm not too worried.
  255.  
  256. fuck this shit is intense. i can already feel the impairment on my motor ability. walking is like leaning forward the whole time. this is intense. and i think my typing ability is going to shit. should i write a letter to a friend that gives him explicit control over me when deemed necessary by him. i'm going to choir soon and if i get too joosed and flip out or something, i want him to get up and escort me out if i'm too joosed to do it myself.
  257.  
  258. i leave for choir in about 30 minutes.
  259.  
  260. hours later...
  261.  
  262. update!: choir went well, really going nuts this weekend and taking another 3mL completlely which ended up being like 2.5mg of phen, combined in a bottle of generic cough syrup (shitty cherry metallic) plus half a can of dr pepper, and i'm using coffee, very dark and bitter, to chase. FUCKING GET SOME GO GO GO GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
  263.  
  264. edit: whatth fuck i sewer i never tyoed te GOGOGGOGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ever. th djot's fucked up mammnn,,. fuck.
  265.  
  266. edot2: i brewed a small cup of DARK MAGIC and it's tje jarsjest, aciditic coffee i habe, so i was like fuck yall shitty tastin niggas. i just realized tha ti am ....what thef fuck was on my head? llllllllolll anwyan i'm definitely joosed amnda a guy just same to our table today ad w as iklke WHAT UP you guys================== ir sietmomthuin like that i don teven know. it was ricidulous
  267. byebye shoirtterm memoryz,
  268.  
  269. Question:
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  271. No show, no show, no sell? I love baggingn fycjl,,. abou t the kind of shi it h=get though the mail.i 't scrazuy.mwgttgefyc= fycj= wgt g=tg fycj ab u eveb tryub= ti di tgus cibtect> si stupid
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  273.  
  274. Question:
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  277.  
  278. I like how you trail off until "sex, wid violen
  279. skkkkkkkkkkks rjeure nutufh un udxggusgsb]]]]]ohywayeoe
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  284.  
  285. Well, I can't imagine what sort of shit yokken is going to get into. Shall we take bets as to when he sobers up and posts again? Monday? March, perhaps?
  286.  
  287. Goddamn it, goons, start learning from other people's mistakes.
  288.  
  289. I'm black guys! I guessed IREALLY wentovv thi week endege... tj9ught i has thr whole thnundr under contoro, but i idin.t.tooo ....i really didn.t now my friends are mad at me and ahit and i ts fcking MIDNIGT!!!!!!!!!!! i have to do ti bwr! I ook this shit at like 3am... what the FYCK
  290.  
  291. next day..
  292.  
  293. Well, here's report from my roommate. I somehow passed out for 2 hours by them puulling the mbed dowm for it. it was fucking ridiculous. THIS HAPPAPENED TODAY! i have neae no recooletion of this. what t FUCK. im going to do everthning i can to leep this contained....whar tghe UCKCC... I didnt evendo that muchqqqqqqqqq. fml. will work this out and hoppe RA doesn;t know.
  294.  
  295. well that's all i know for all until i see my friend niko againn so he can explain it better. i can't believe i fuc,kig blked ... cwhta h dtfhc am i said
  296.  
  297.  
  298. odose 3mL wthich was out (110/118) mg/mL concrentation. headache feelslik balls.
  299.  
  300. how i manage ro tyoe this i have bno idea anyway i' goingnto b etd tiday... wua6an7i]\\]\
  301.  
  302.  
  303. what a fycjed up drug... igmppre tte jibberish avove
  304.  
  305. this drug is beyond retarded... lol i'll give it another try in TTEENY doses measure caredully this time.
  306.  
  307. 15 hours later
  308.  
  309. hey guys i'm fucking back from the dead... holy fuck i have a long story to type but i'll post the end here first: SAY NOO TO JOOSE
  310.  
  311. okay holy fuck. so i finally got my shit to disoolve, poured it SLOWLY into my 3mL bottle and took 3 warm shots of disgusting PG. this is around 3pm. Chased em' all. then, uhh... fuck i really don't remember what happened. i guess i emailed my mom joosed (fuck) and texted a few people joosed (FUCK) and ummm... so i guess i didn't do any stupid shit because my roommate wouldn't let me leave (thank you so much man) but he fell asleep at like 2am and i snuck out of the room and went and walked around joosed out of my mind. i got caught by one of the rotating guards and was driven to the ER where i told them all about this shit etc. this was about 3am. i could walk around fine and shit and i INSISTED that i walk but they were like just use the wheelchair.
  312.  
  313. also at one point i got the super-bright idea of making a robitussin-joose-arizona green tea concoction with some gorund up melatonin and b12 supplements. don't even ask.
  314.  
  315. so it tastes pretty shitty, right? well i 1-up the shit by making DARK MAGIC coffee with my keurig and chase my joose-lean mixture with some dark, bitter, acidic coffee. it worked perfectly. it was a nasty fucking mixture too. i still don't know what time this was at.
  316.  
  317.  
  318. i swear i only had 1 3mL shot of joose which was about 2.5mg of joose, but i probably redosed somewhere in there.
  319.  
  320.  
  321. anyway friends helped me out A TON, dumped out my joose, etc...... fuck. will edit with more detail later,
  322.  
  323. holy fucking shit
  324.  
  325. i'll write more if you guys want, it's mostly lame details. also not joosing for a very long time, if ever again. IF ever again. i'd rather buy some bars or kpins.
  326.  
  327. seelen you are hilarious. love ya guy. dude gimme a break, i only took like 2.5mg... that's not like going from leaf to 250x FST the whole bottle at once... lol
  328.  
  329. yeah, so i figure i remember bits and pieces from a 12-hour blackout. fuck me. DEFINITELY not bunk!
  330.  
  331. parents taking me home from school for the weekend... sorting shit out. dropping out of current college (because it's too small and the only thing to do is to get drunk/do drugs and my parents want neither. so it was MY choice to drop out. i'm gonna start working until the summer when i hopefully get a kickass internship in an IT dept earning $10-$12 an hour for 2 months. somewhere in there i will will earn 3 credits from a local community college and transfer to Iowa State as a new sophomore just like all my friends... then we can get baked and occasionally drunk and no more experimental shit for me.
  332.  
  333. tcc........ we've had a good run, but you were the straw breaking my back. time to live my life the way i want to.
  334.  
  335.  
  336. anyone feel free to ask specific questions or ANY questions actually. go for it.
  337.  
  338. I was walking down a hallway and got "caught" by someone on patrol. Sounds like my lack of intelligence to blame here.
  339.  
  340. Also, I don't think I dosed twice, just once.
  341.  
  342. Now it's all down the drain, I'm home, and my parents hate me. Bring on any other shit ya got.
  343.  
  344. You missed piracetam, faggot.
  345.  
  346. Yeah, blacking out on phanzepam for attention from parents sounds real intelligent. And uh, how am I supposed to control whether I walk down a hallway when I'm blacked out, regardless of my intelligence?
  347.  
  348. You guys sure are assholes AFTER you find out the guy is alive after all.
  349.  
  350. next day
  351.  
  352. i seriously thought i only dosed like 2.5mg which confuses the fuck out of me... please... anyone wondering... don't try phenazepam.
  353.  
  354. i drank 3mL solution in 3 sips because it was nasty.
  355.  
  356. i fucked up, obviously, i thought this wasa harm-reduction forum where everyone says "oh fuck i'm glad you're alive and didn't get arrested/kill anyone". obviously i'm the exception to that. it's not a controlled substance so the police officer said i will have no trouble from the law and my school just wants me to get better. i'm seeing a therapist and cutting drugs out of my life. learned my lesson.
  357.  
  358. hey guys, let's laugh at yokken while he's all joosed up until he's sober, then just call him an idiot. sounds like a great bunch to be with. i have a problem, and i'm going to deal with it. my friends did an incredible job at keeping me away from the RAs and i'm lucky i didn't harm anyone or do anything stupid. oh, damn, he didn't order a piano or streak naked on an all-girls floor screaming a phrase that made no sense!
  359.  
  360. thanks to those who have supported me. enjoy your black market benzo fellas.
  361.  
  362. underflow, good luck with your family.
  363.  
  364. i'm going to a GP tomorrow (all psychiatrists are booked until april) and he has my psych information and my file and whatever and he's going to talk to me for a bit tomorrow and either write me a prescription for antidepressants/benzos or he won't. just trying to fix my life.
  365.  
  366. thanks to all who supported my "recovery". maybe this will end my experimental phase and i will stick to what the doctor says and maybe a little weed here and there.
  367.  
  368. poster had previous horrible experinces with joose
  369.  
  370. quote:
  371. I'd have been happy to wish y'all Happy New Year and stuff, but the Phen got me. In short:
  372.  
  373. - 7-10 day blackout,
  374. - arrested by para-mil cops (firearms in the house),
  375. - held in jail while hallucinating on Phen come-down,
  376. - let loose while in delirium on Phen tail(?) in big city I only visited a few times,
  377. - strange adventures while alternately hallucinating and in delirium in big city involving strange street people,
  378. - broke into cop's house (my luck was down, I know it) thinking it was my own,
  379. - arrested again,
  380. - full blown hallucinations in holding cell,
  381. - declared sort of insane from what I can make out on his certificate by drunk or something police croaker (no urine test or anything - this is Europe),
  382. - hypothermia, dehydration, etc., rushed to 'hospital',
  383. - woke up in a deleted scene from One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest,
  384. - held till day before yesterday.
  385.  
  386. And so on.
  387.  
  388. Still in the process of writing everything down and unsure whether I'll ever share the full account with anyone, but my friend Zina from that story I posted in the original thread said this (had to call her immediately when I was let go): "Jesus Fucking Christ Almighty", which is exactly how I felt.
  389.  
  390. Anyway, glad to see it's still Monday somewhere; I feared everything from a humongous banification to legal pursuits initiated by the admins (I did strange things in the blackout phase, to put it mildly). And to anyone thinking of eyeballing this shit: DON'T. Really.
  391.  
  392. Just one thing from the ~2.5 day 'tail phase' in the city: I'm supposed to have beaten up 3-5 people almost in front of a train station in a very bad neighborhood at night, but "none of the subjects of foreign appearance wished to communicate with the police". I can't do that in my normal state, I'd be down/dead in seconds, especially considering the night dwellers in that area.
  393.  
  394. So much shit happened in such little time, it's fucking terrifying. Usually my memory is excellent, but I've lost more than a full week (I had certain semi-lucid moments and can vaguely remember this or that) of lucidity/consciousness while still ambulant and doing horrible stuff. I'll have to write it all down, but was waiting for computer access.
  395.  
  396. For the moment I'm just taking it really slow and try to get the locked-up out of, and the semi- to fully lucid stuff back into my head. Covers about 6 weeks or more from starting to notice certain problems to being released, so it's a bit of a task. Probably a good idea to do so though, 'cause this wasn't fun and who knows if it helps some.
  397.  
  398. The most incredible thing is the fact that my wife and daughter are still here. Just a few details: I sort of remember playing Russian Roulette with a totally illegal .38 Special, leaving only one chamber empty. Was told I was also waving it about and other (dangerous) stuff. And tore pieces from a loaded and I think armed riot gun, which was great when the para-mils found it, 'cause it alleviates the possible prison sentence some. Another riot gun was loaded and armed, but intact. Plus more stuff.
  399.  
  400.  
  401.  
  402. Oh: a nuthouse holding cell here has a security thing with hatches like a space station, and all the lights inside plus the blinds are controlled from outside, so they don't have to actually get in the room with you and take a test or something (I don't blame them for not knowing about Phen, but Jesus). No padding though. The leather leg and arm straps take care of that, I suppose. And never get arrested by para-mils or set a foot in their cells. I thought (a strange word at that time) I'd landed in Victorian times - 'cause there was some sort of cement/concrete, or I'd have said the Middle Ages.
  403.  
  404. Anyway, I'd better not make a single typing error here ever again...'
  405.  
  406. One was a kind of souvenir I didn't quite trust anymore (justifiably, 'cause I broke it while crazed), one a fairly recent - illegal - 'special discount' purchase. Not a collector, just saw them as tools in case of a problem. I regret losing the .38 Special though. That was one lovely little piece.
  407.  
  408. quote:
  409. posted:
  410.  
  411. Well, thankfully you didn't play with your guns too much while on joose...
  412.  
  413. ...right?
  414.  
  415.  
  416. According to my wife and daughter I did, a lot, and I still can't believe I never fired at anything/anyone. The delirious state later (after I was let loose in the city for a while) was such that I'm certain I would have gone through my entire ammo stash if I'd still had the guns. I saw gangs, groups of hired killers who were going to wipe out my family and blame it on me, etc. A reality shift more than making up stuff, as with hallucinogenics (don't have much experience with those, though).
  417.  
  418. Also, I'm going through my posts here, comparing them to dates of saved files (PayPal confirmations, e-mail, etc.), and now know I ordered the Phen late Oct, hesitated for about a week, then started very cautiously. But I can't remember posting from roughly mid-Nov on, and the tone of my posts is fucking awful. Arrogant, stupid, even crazed at times. I was using a broad knife tip by the time I stopped posting, around the 3rd of Dec.
  419.  
  420. My wife says I spent hours on posts, and I started calling her upstairs to "type stuff" (her words), 'cause I just couldn't do it myself (later in the city I lost all my foreign languages, couldn't read anymore, didn't understand the simplest instructions). English is not her language, so she had no idea what was going on at that stage, unfortunately.
  421.  
  422. So the entire period is much longer than what I thought it was. A good month on Phen, then a week of sheer madness on the come-down and tail, fluctuating in and out of states - remember CSS's on/off modes, and we thought he was having us on - all of it conscious or not, but still walking and talking, then the 'rescue' followed by 6 weeks in the bin.
  423.  
  424. But hey, nobody died. I think...
  425.  
  426. nattrass posted:
  427.  
  428. Where are you from? Are handguns illegal where you live?
  429.  
  430.  
  431. I'm sorta Scottish, born abroad. Handguns and riotguns here: v e r y illegal. Possession (not even carrying) of those alone can get me 3 years, and there's another 3 years for other stuff. Welcome to civilised Europe. I wish this had happened somewhere else, believe me.
  432.  
  433. These are posts from the first joose thread, and I'll start with a bang: brewkakke
  434.  
  435. September 21st
  436.  
  437. quote:
  438.  
  439. A 60 hour half-life?! Holy shit that's a long time to be lagged down on benzos.
  440.  
  441. ^^I'd play it safe and start low since the shit lasts so long. From the other shit I've read it seems that it comes on slower than xanax and people take more and then wake up in jail or even worse, THEY WAKE UP DEAD!
  442.  
  443. quote:
  444. Shasta Orange Soda posted:
  445.  
  446. Nobody's smart on benzos.
  447.  
  448. Pretty much. I reminisce about the time I took 12mg of xanax and called my friend twice in 5 minutes to ask her if I left my beer at her house, then I woke up in the morning with food in my mouth and a plate of food in my bed. I'm pretty glad I didn't choke in my sleep.
  449.  
  450. Be safe!
  451.  
  452. Be careful if you're going to do this. If you take a nice knockout dose, you might puke in your sleep and choke to death, but yeah, benzo stupor is a nice way to calm down dope withdrawls.
  453.  
  454. TCC should be named "TCC: Between poppies, Benzedrine, RCs, and DA JOOSE you can get all your drugs through the internet without ever having to step outside. This is truly a brave new world we are living in."
  455.  
  456. Edit: I'm probably about to be responsible killing off half of TCC right now, but since propylene glycol is what they use to make injectable valium, wouldn't you be able to inject this phenazepam solution?
  457.  
  458. I think the whole problem with the dude on bluelight was that he and his friends took A LOT of eyeballed doses, which resulted in the jail/whore/crack thing.
  459.  
  460. Just saying that the people eyeballing out one dose, while not recommended, are probably not going to be whoring themselves out tonight from one eyeballed dose. However, if you're consuming a shitload of other drugs and start taking a bunch of the shit, OR if you're taking some and waiting thirty minutes and then taking more because you don't feel it... that's another story.
  461.  
  462. Open it like you would a vial of K. I used to take the sharp point of a corkscrew and get it under the metal on top where it meets the rubber part. Use leverage to start tearing and bending the metal. Once you get the metal part off, the rubber part just comes right out, it's not bonded on or anything.
  463.  
  464. So DA JOOSE can be dissolved in chloroform? That sounds absolutely awful. From my last chloroform experience I still want to vomit everywhere just thinking about the smell of that shit.
  465.  
  466. Using DA JOOSE to detox seems awesome, but I'd be pretty careful throwing opiates into the mix when you're actually on DA JOOSE.... especially if you have to go into work.
  467.  
  468. I've only had one period where I mixed benzos and opiates and it's when a friend gave me the rest of her xanax script when I was shooting dope. I played it pretty safe but I'll be damned if I wasn't pretty spaced out.
  469.  
  470. I've done some research and if I can get just a bit more money, I could make vendor redacted a reality.
  471.  
  472. Also, I love the idea of vendor redacted
  473.  
  474. For those missing out, here is a re-cap.
  475.  
  476. JOOSE pros: Possible jobs, will get you laid, will get you into a band, time traveling, FUN!
  477.  
  478. JOOSE cons: Broken arm(s), angry potential father-in-law, grand pianos.
  479.  
  480. If you can avoid the injured limbs and people that want you to stay away from your daughter, the earning potential you gain from DA JOOSE is far greater than the cost of that piano. I KNOW THIS I AM GOOD AT MATH.
  481.  
  482. I'd just like to point out that my rope ladder and scaffolding pipe obstacle course in my back yard is just begging for phenazepam use.
  483.  
  484. October 21st, brewkakke buys a lot of joose, and is going to be a vendor
  485.  
  486. quote:
  487. Haha, I figured it was your job, just sounded wacky to me that someone was dealing with rope ladders and such daily.
  488.  
  489. On a more awesome note: I am officially shopping for kilos, vendor redacted is going to happen.
  490.  
  491. I'll keep ya guys posted.
  492.  
  493. Update:
  494.  
  495. Okay, so a kilo is a bit more than I expected, but I have an idea that could definitely get the ball rolling and I'd like the input of TCC.
  496.  
  497. I could get vendor redacted, get the scale, but buy a couple grams at a time and sell 100mg bags. When I make enough money from doing this, I could eventually by the kg and go on full force. In order to make the money fast enough and get to that point, I'd have to charge 20 bucks for 100mg, which is 5 bucks more than 99 cent guy and $4.50 less than vendor redacted. However, I would have free shipping via USPS (at least to the US, haven't looked at international orders yet) so you would actually save the money either way because 99 cent guy charges $14.71 for ground shipping. That makes his $15 order of 100mg come to $29.71 where mine is still $20 flat.
  498.  
  499. When I get to a point that I am carrying bulk, I'll keep it $20 but give goons a discount of $5 so you'll only have to shuck out $15 to start eyeballing that fancy grand piano on ebay.
  500.  
  501. Questions:
  502. Would you buy this?
  503.  
  504. If you've already purchased DA JOOSE, would you buy more when you're out?
  505.  
  506. Do these jeans make me look fat?
  507.  
  508. Throw out your input, I'll make a decision in the next 24 hours.
  509.  
  510. It will be of purity and I plan on shipping same day (as long as the order was placed before 3p.m. Central), so you should have good fast service.
  511.  
  512. I thought of this and how awesome it would be, but that would be promoting ingestion of DA JOOSE and I could get fucked from a legal standpoint. I also thought of buying bulk polypropylene glycol and selling that on the same site, but the same legal question arises. I might just by the bulk glycol and set up a separate site for it, but that's looking pretty far down the line.
  513.  
  514. I'd ship anywhere as long as it's legal. I do family immigration law so I'm up for the challenge of finding out how legal it is to ship to certain countries.
  515.  
  516. quote:
  517.  
  518. Underflow posted:
  519.  
  520. Also, would a large joose stash be safe with you, skipper? Would you not fear the temptation of - while in the joose's clutch - sending people the candelabra'd bassoons, bonsai rainforests, stuffed Yetis, and rhinestone bidets you intuitively sense they crave?
  521.  
  522. Yes, a good supplier never dips into their own stash.
  523.  
  524. quote:
  525. Zenix Malano posted:
  526.  
  527. Fuck it. I'd buy joose from a goon. Hey brewkakke, how well do you think joose mixes with top quality pure white NJ heroin? I bet that's a blackout I'll never forget!
  528.  
  529. I bet that's a blackout you'll never forget... BECAUSE YOU'LL WAKE UP DEAD!
  530.  
  531. Well dudes, I think I'm going for it. I'll make the purchases today, hopefully we'll be DA JOOSEing in a week.
  532.  
  533. I'll ship to a PO box, but I probably won't be doing priority. Before anyone gets uppity let me explain. I seem to live in a weird mail hotspot here in rural MN. The mail gets picked up at 4:30 and then immediately gets trucked the 45 miles to Fargo, ND. That night it flies out to Minneapolis and goes to different routes. If I return a netflix dvd in the mail I get confirmation before I wake up that they have it. If I send something to my mother in Phoenix she has it in 3 days, and that's a fairly long haul from where I'm living. I've found that sending shit out via priority gets there the same time as it takes me to throw a stamp or two on it, so why pay a bunch of money?
  534.  
  535. I officially own I'll ship to a PO box, but I probably won't be doing priority. Before anyone gets uppity let me explain. I seem to live in a weird mail hotspot here in rural MN. The mail gets picked up at 4:30 and then immediately gets trucked the 45 miles to Fargo, ND. That night it flies out to Minneapolis and goes to different routes. If I return a netflix dvd in the mail I get confirmation before I wake up that they have it. If I send something to my mother in Phoenix she has it in 3 days, and that's a fairly long haul from where I'm living. I've found that sending shit out via priority gets there the same time as it takes me to throw a stamp or two on it, so why pay a bunch of money?
  536.  
  537. I officially own vendor redacted, and I've purchased the scale, baggies, etc. but need to transfer money into paypal because I can apparently only pay for JOOSE with paypal now. Also, 99 cent guy is offering free shipping now, so I guess I'll be charging $15 with free shipping and then when I buy bulk I'll set it to $10 for goons. Maybe 99 cent guy is lurking on here
  538.  
  539. quote:
  540. Operation Atlas posted:
  541.  
  542. Oh, dajoose.com email addresses. This could be amazing.
  543.  
  544. loose@dajoose.com
  545. blackouts@dajoose.com
  546. itsmondaysomewhere@dajoose.com
  547. grandpianos@dajoose.com
  548.  
  549. The possibilities are endless.
  550.  
  551. I was thinking of something fun and completely untrustworthy like honestbob@dajoose.com
  552.  
  553. My whole vision with this thing from the beginning is to make ads that a used car salesman would have, but I might just keep that for the forums. I am, however, definitely going to incorporate something with monday into the website. I'm working on a banner logo for the top of the page as we speak. If anyone has any ideas of what should go up, PM me or (and I actually have a dajoose.com e-mail, it's just webmail though) send an e-mail to tccresearch at dajoose dot com.
  554.  
  555. quote:
  556. Underflow posted:
  557.  
  558. Joosed up Ukrainians. In this case the first aid guys themselves, and any unsuspecting patients they could get it into.
  559.  
  560. Put that shit on joose confessionals. Needs to be immortalized.
  561.  
  562. October 25th, brew prepares to start taking orders and is offering free samples. Lots of uninteresting posts about ordering/shipping etc are between above and below
  563.  
  564. quote:
  565.  
  566. DAJOOSE MEGA-POST 9000 #1 OKAY LET'S GO!
  567.  
  568.  
  569.  
  570. Okay, so the site is up at http://www.dajoose.com/
  571.  
  572. I'm going to try and pre-answer some questions because I'm sure people will have them.
  573.  
  574. Will you ship to my home in scenic Islamabad?
  575.  
  576. Here's the plan, I am shipping to the US, Canada, and the UK. I am in the US and am willing to ship to other international destinations, but for goons only. Send an e-mail to tccresearch at dajoose dot com (you can also use form mail on our contact page) and let me know you're a goon and YOU MUST INCLUDE YOUR FORUMS NAME. We'll work something out.
  577.  
  578. Can you ship me like 20 grams so I can lock it up in my bomb shelter and spend any nuclear holocausts joosed out of my gourd?
  579.  
  580. Unfortunately, we cannot do this for the time being. You see, we had a dream, a dream that involved selling Joose to our internet homies. This dream is happening, but we have very low stock at the moment simply because we misread an e-mail and could have purchase A LOT more for the price that we paid for our current stock. As soon as this stock is gone we will have bulk and then we can pull off jumbo orders that will have you forgetting what year it is, let alone the day.
  581.  
  582. Did you do something with your hair?
  583.  
  584. I've been shaving my head for 9 years now, so I don't know what you're talking about.
  585.  
  586. You're really smart, I just HAVE to tell you how smart you are. Since you're so intelligent and encompass all knowledge, will you be providing the knowledge on how to make blotter, pills, etc. out of Joose on your website?
  587.  
  588. NO. (see: Psilocybe Fanaticus)
  589.  
  590. When it comes to the topic of how you ship, I just have to ask, "What the dilly yo?"
  591.  
  592. Okay, shipping is free unless you specify that you want USPS Priority. International shipping is expensive as ffffuuuuuccckkk, so you will not receive free shipping on international orders, and must click USPS Priority. I'm in the process of working out a special shipping option for international orders, but Zen Cart is kind of a pain in the ass to work with.
  593.  
  594. All orders will be shipped out ASAP. I plan to hit the post office at 4 p.m. each day and by 10 A.M. on Saturday. So, I will be cutting off daily shipping at 3 p.m. each day. This means that if you place an order at 2:54 p.m. on Wednesday it will be shipped that day. If you place an order at 3:12 it will be shipped the next day. Any orders placed on Saturday or Sunday will be shipped Monday... unless I actually happen to get up early enough on Saturday morning to package any orders made during the night/early morning. The post office is literally a 1/4 mile away, so it's not a big deal to send shit out everyday.
  595.  
  596. Make sure you put down the proper address when you order. If I send it out and someone else gets it instead of you, that is not my fault. I won't refund you your money because you didn't take an extra five seconds to make sure you spelled your street right or put down your apartment number correctly. It's not hard, it's quite easy in fact so take care of it.
  597.  
  598. I want Joose, but not that much because I'm a sissy ass pansy who likes his job, what about me?
  599.  
  600. We've taken into consideration that you might want to drive the Joose Train into a wall just yet, so we have a 25mg sample for ye. It's only $5 too, so that beats "Mr. Lee" by $5 on his 25mg sample.
  601.  
  602. I'd like to buy from you, should I keep it formal?
  603.  
  604. If you look at the website I'm sure you'll be able to tell that I am kinda far from formal. I'll be formal in e-mails to customers, but please let me know you're a goon if you e-mail me or you can even let me know in the special comments box when you place the order. I hate having to be formal and I'd rather be me when talking to a customer and I can definitely be me when I know it's a goon.
  605.  
  606. Speaking of goons, I believe you owe us some type of awesome discount or at least your first born child.
  607.  
  608. That's not a question, but I'll bite. As soon as bulk comes in I have it worked out to start offering goon discounts and only goons will be receiving a discount. Better than freemasonry!
  609.  
  610. I purchased something from you and loved it! Now I would like to leave a review, what should I put down?
  611.  
  612. Put down whatever you want, just PLEASE don't put down something like, "I bought your phenazepam and it got me REALLY HIGH!". This would be very bad for me since you broke the agreements set forth in the disclaimer/conditions of use. Please don't do me like dat. I'd rather have someone say I ripped them off (which I will never do) than put down on my site that they consumed Joose.
  613.  
  614. I have more questions, how can I contact you?
  615.  
  616. Like I stated earlier, we have form mail or you can just send it to tccresearch at vendor redacted. Also, I have plat so you can always PM me if you want. I'm pretty quick to respond and there are TCC lurkers/posters who should be able to verify that.
  617.  
  618. I'm not going to post anymore shit about dajoose.com in this thread unless someone asks about something related to the site in this thread. I don't want to get in trouble for spamming my biz-nass, but when I finally have bulk I will let you guys know by posting here.
  619.  
  620. Any big plans for today?
  621.  
  622. You know, I think I'm going to hop on DA JOOSE train and listen to Do Make Say Think and Mice Parade. Then, I might lose all my money gambling, we'll see.
  623.  
  624. TELL YA SISTAS!
  625.  
  626. October 31st, brew has broken the rule of don't use your own stash
  627.  
  628.  
  629. quote:
  630. I hope I didn't just make a big mistake. I took about 3mg 1.5 hours ago and waited an hour with no uptime.... so then I decided to go lick the powder off my tray I used to measure some bags this morning. 3 minutes after that lick the first stuff finally popped up and now my vision is getting blurry and it's harder to type. Luckily I am obsessive compulsive when it comes to typing and spelling, so my words aren't in joose mode yet. I'd put myself at 5-6mgs and it isn't bad. Definitely not has hard on you as a bar of xanax is, 2mg of that shit and I am gone. I am listening to Do Make Say think still and it is super awesome JOOSE MOOSIC, really flows with DA JOOSECOASTER in my brain.
  631.  
  632. quote:
  633. Super Rad posted:
  634.  
  635. JOOSING off one's own supply. First cardinal rule broken!
  636.  
  637. EYE-JOOSE redosing right away, second cardinal rule broken!
  638.  
  639. Welcome to the club, brewkakke.
  640.  
  641. Thank you.
  642.  
  643. I didn't really eyeball the second one, it was about the amount of powder I dropped on for 3mg. I had to take at least one dose of my supply to see what all the fuss was about and now I understand. I truly see DA JOOSE in a new light now.
  644.  
  645. Definitely not as fun as xanax, but I sure am relaxed and lazy right now.
  646.  
  647. Edit: apparently I'm starting to miss words in my sentenctecs now.
  648.  
  649. quote:
  650. Focus on the Faggot posted:
  651.  
  652. No offense, but I wouldn't trust someone on benzos to accurately handle orders and weigh out doses and all of that.
  653.  
  654. Since I don't have to handle orders until Monday (can't ship anything since it's the weekend) then I think it's okay if I imbibe today.
  655.  
  656. My product will come from TCCR, and will be sent in an envelop with a receipt that covers the two bags. Both baggies are the same size, so I figured I would put da joose in one bag, roll it up and then place that in another bag. This is because the begs I got at a bit big for what i'm doing, so it's better for me to fold one up so the joose can't float around and stick all over the bag. The outer bag will have a sticker on it claiming that it's "99% pure phenazepam, not for human consumption". It will be in an evelope that is extremely discreet. This isn't illegal, so you could easily get the letter in the mail and it won't say anything about chemicals or phenazepam on the shipping package/envelope.
  657.  
  658. Man, after I took a nap DA JOOSE really hit me hard. I set an alarm for 1 hour and I woke up 4 hours later, and now I've been having complex problems with typing. I've gone back and edited at least 50 words. Now, I will try and write a sentence with my eyes close.
  659.  
  660. iT WHASTHE BEST OF TIMJE AND IT WASTHE WORSST OF TIMES.
  661.  
  662. Wow, that is pretty much how I feel.
  663.  
  664. quote:
  665. meanolmrcloud posted:
  666.  
  667. 2 things strike me as completely sweet about JOOSE:
  668.  
  669. 1: It hits you harder on the second day.
  670. 2: Most things are slightly uncoordinated. Typing for some reason is fucking impossible.
  671.  
  672. Will be ordering. Will tell friends to order. Do you expect alot of non-goon business?
  673.  
  674. Not yet because Google hasn't crawled my site yet (bastards). I will use adwords when I have the copacity to fill big orders, so that will draw attention to the site from non-goons. Throw name around if you post on blulight or shit like that (I mean... if they're okay with sources. I've got several orders so far, which is nice but it's not nice enough to market to the general public through adwords. So for now, business from you guys and your friends is greatly appreciated.
  675.  
  676. I ended up taking another 3mg and I must say that the definite effects of time travel are in effect. I feel like it's 4p.m., but it's actually 1:54. Very loose at the moment and relaxed. There was a slight tinge of axienty earlier but that is gone and now I'm feeling like the cartoon dude in the zoloft commerical. I'm very surprised I can tell as well as I am, because it's hard to focus on my monitor while typing. I'm probably going to dose another 3 and ten call it a night. It's prety late and I want to have phenomonal sleep tonight since Inever seem to get it.
  677.  
  678. quote:
  679. malkman posted:
  680.  
  681. Oh boy! Order day! Remember what I said about crashing through post office walls (it's a good idea)
  682.  
  683. I'm heading to the PO soon.
  684.  
  685. UPDATE: Things might be going as planned as I think I'm taking the greyhound bus back to Phoenix and leaving Minnesota after a dispute with my father. Orders place by tomorrow and Tues might be shipped a little late, but I will be in business. Hopefull I don't run out of stock by then and turn this into a nightmare. Wish me luck because there are already 17 orders on the way to the PO today. In AZ I'll have everything I need and business will be as usual.
  686.  
  687. Thans to all for the quick start up!
  688.  
  689. November 2nd
  690.  
  691. Not so worried about bus ride now, because I will be joosed out of my gourd when I hop on it at 8:30 a.m. tomorrow morning. By the time I wake up I'll be in AZ. I plan to try and write about it.
  692.  
  693. quote:
  694. Don Danger posted:
  695.  
  696. Paypal'd Mikey.
  697.  
  698. Tell me if all's okay because it's my first time with paypal.
  699. Yeah!!! PHENA!!!!!
  700.  
  701. It's going out in the mail tomorrow muchacho!
  702.  
  703.  
  704. November 6th, brewkakke has made his final post in his life.
  705.  
  706. quote:
  707. Okay, to anyone that ordered sice I have left, I am sorry for the delay. My stock got stolen o9n the bus and my bike is missing somehwere which sucks becaue my scale was is in my bike box. I'll know by 5 whether or not they found my bike box by 5, but if no then I have to file a complaint and then it might take 90 day. Ludkily I had enough mooney for mo0re stock, so I can sell more and I can probably afford a new scalel aJust hang tight and I PR0MISE you will recieve your shipment come hell or high water.
  708. Ask the other customers, I do my best to do good work. this has been a nightmare for me, so you might want to hold off on new orders.
  709.  
  710. Once again, I am really sorry. I'll update when i can get to my mother's house.
  711.  
  712. brewkakke: part 2, November 6th and onward
  713.  
  714. quote:
  715.  
  716.  
  717. quote:
  718. You wouldn't happen to be getting high on your own supply would you?
  719.  
  720. I'm considering starting my own store where I sell pre-diluted 1mg/1ml Phenazepam by the MG. Given that I'm not taking the stuff, would people have interest in this?
  721.  
  722. quote:
  723. i should've known better than order phenazepam from you...
  724.  
  725. its incredibly obvious you are FUCKED up on joose. you say your stock was "stolen", but you probably lost it like you lost your bike.
  726.  
  727. maybe you should lay off the drugs while you have obligations and responsibilities, not to mention people's money.
  728.  
  729. edit: how the fuck do you plan to weigh out what you are selling without a scale? how do you know if you've put too much phenazepam in or not enough?
  730. does brewkakke seem incredibly irresponsible to anyone else?!
  731.  
  732. quote:
  733. This is going to lead to some entertaining drama. I was surprised that people so enthusiastically ordered from a guy who was openly taking joose (and I think other drugs) and offering really nothing the other vendors don't.
  734.  
  735. I've got nothing against you Brewkakke, but you fucked up real bad here. How much money is owed to people?
  736.  
  737. quote:
  738. but mine got already shiped, right brewkake?
  739. like, i'm gettin it in a few days?
  740.  
  741. quote:
  742. I know it sucks for everyone involved, but the brewkakke situation is totally hilarious!! One day we will all look back on this and laugh, or just be severely confused.
  743.  
  744. quote:
  745. Honestly, I feel like the guys selling everyone the straight powder at more at risk than somebody selling small doses premixed. I bet 50% of the blackouts (probably more) wouldn't have happened if pure powder wasn't involved. I would feel safer knowing people have precisely measured doses and easy dispensing than I would if I just resold the stuff like Brewkakke tried to do.
  746.  
  747. Who knows - it's just a gamble. As soon as somebody all fucked up on joose dies or kills somebody (driving would be my bet) it's all over anyway. Why not make a buck or two helping people safely dose themselves?
  748.  
  749. quote:
  750. I got my order from Brewkakke! It was before he got fucked up on joose and lost his shit though
  751.  
  752. quote:
  753. This is the best post in this entire thread. Brewkakke can hardly type right, a signature of a phenazepam bender, his bike is gone, and he lost all of his drugs. He may or may not have gotten laid and/or a new job. How many days into the future did your time machine take you this time?
  754.  
  755. If his stock was stolen and not misplaced, I hope it was unmarked. Some fucker's gonna cut out a fat line and time warp like they never have before.
  756.  
  757. quote:
  758. Yeah, I figure a disaster waiting to happen is somebody "finding" some of this and even sticking their finger in and licking.
  759.  
  760. quote:
  761. Reeelllaaxxxxx, he said he was buying a new scale, and yeah he had a few typos but, by the way it sounds the guys traveling, so cramped laptop keyboard/shitty keyboard on a computer he doesn't ever use at a friends house is just as plausible a situation.
  762.  
  763. It's hard to start a new business, even a small one. Especially when its one person, delays happen and hopefully it all gets sorted out. I don't think hes given you any reason to suspect that he lost his entire stock in some joosed out naked and belligerent train ride. Shit happens, people do steal drugs a lot.
  764.  
  765. brewkakke, how long would it take you before you get new stock in? I assume its being shipped from China or something, so is it a while? I sent you a PM about my issue, so I just want to know what to expect with that if we get it worked out.
  766.  
  767. quote:
  768. His post reads as if he did in fact lose his entire supply, and is now waiting on an equal-sized new order.
  769.  
  770. quote:
  771. I knew it was just a matter of time before the joose took this thread to a new level of hilarity. I got my order from brewkakkke so I can't complain but that last post was funny as hell and you might want to ease off your supply for a minute if you intend to be a legitimate source. Sorry you got jacked however
  772.  
  773.  
  774. After patiently holding off on my phen, I'm coming up on a weekend suitable for some joose experimentation. Going to track down PG at a pharmacy sometime next week and I'll be set.
  775.  
  776. Also, I'm curious as to what PG tastes like, if anything at all ?
  777.  
  778. quote:
  779. Well, it seems my "just to be safe" order from Lee was justified after all.
  780.  
  781. In order to maintain a reputable standing, I'm sure Brewkakke will make it up to us.
  782.  
  783. See, the thing is...I paid extra for shipping. Now, I and the other buyers did zero wrong, other than purchase from a guy taking joose. But, we like you, you're a part of TCC. And that should entitle you, I think, to an extra chance, as I know I'd want to try this once were I selling it as well. Though it has been several days, seems like you've been continuously redosing, haven't you?
  784.  
  785. However, in terms of karma points and reputability, those that you owe, like me, and especially those who paid extra for shipping, deserve compensation in some form. I think we can all agree that refunds are about as likely as humans colonizing the sun at this point, but extra product? At least double?
  786.  
  787. I think that would be a show of good will, merely making us wait for the same product, when we paid for shipping for a reason, when it wasn't our fuckup, would not be a Good Thing.
  788.  
  789. quote:
  790. lol goddamn, ordered my joose like, 4 hours too late it seems. I got committed and left against medical advice just so I could get home and be benzo'd the fuck out too.
  791.  
  792. crazy enough of a story to not be tripping out about it though. Throw in an extra 25mg for me or something man!
  793.  
  794. quote:
  795. I have faith in the brewster...just cause one goon fucked up kratom selling doesn't mean they all do. Remember how mad you guys get when one asshole kills an actress on LSD and they condemn the whole culture?
  796.  
  797. quote:
  798. Damn, I was interested in purchasing some from Brewkake, but who knows when that situation will clear up. I only have cash and it's gonna be a week before I can put money in my bank account and more days before it gets cleared through Paypal to purchase from another online source. If any of the other goons in this thread (BurnsXXL) are thinking about selling, I would be interested in buying. I would like to buy something soon so it's at least in the mail, and also the shipping would probably be faster than the other vendors. Throw me a PM or let us know if anyone is starting up a store in Brewkakes absence.
  799.  
  800. quote:
  801. Well, my 25mg Joose sample came in Friday afternoon, and judging by the postmark, it must have been sent out right before Brewkakke left. I finally opened it up today (wouldn't touch it earlier cause I had some friends in over the weekend and knew I'd be drinking), and damn is this a tiny amount of powder even by RC standards. I have never been nearly as paranoid weighing anything out as I was with this, knowing that a stray half-mg could potentially push me over into blackout territory. Everything I could toss that had touched it was tied up in a bag and thrown out, then I wiped down every surface multiple times (and threw those paper towels out in another bag), washed my hands afterward like a fuckin surgeon scrubbing in, and changed my clothes. So now I've got 15mg of it as a 0.5mg/ml solution in 40-proof booze, and it's almost fully dissolved at this point (letting it sit in a bath of hot tap water around 120F and shaking it up every few minutes till the last specks disappear). Is 1mg a reasonable starting dose to avoid time travel? I'm thinking 1mg to start out with, reevaluate after a few hours, and bump it up by no more than 0.5mg before handing the bottle off to my SO just in case. For reference, it typically takes me at least 20mg of diazepam to even notice I'm getting my benzo on, even when I go months without touching the stuff, so assuming it's equipotent with alprazolam/clonazepam and 1mg of either of those is on par with 20 of diazepam, it seems like I should have a decent safety margin here. Sound about right?
  802.  
  803. quote:
  804. SO how are the other kids that ordered from Brewkakke? Anyone has received anything?
  805. Last post of him that made me smile was that mine was already mailed, how much of you that ordered have received?
  806.  
  807. I know I don't live in the US, so it'll take more time, but i'd like to know wtf.
  808.  
  809. quote:
  810. If he says yours was shipped, it probably was. Mine was postmarked Tuesday. Weight looked about right based on what I weighed out vs what was left in the bag, although this stuff is not fun to work with and would be an utter nightmare to try and eyeball. But at least you won't remember that nightmare at all. If you don't have a suitable scale to verify, you'd probably be safe dumping the bag into a known volume of liquid and measuring out of there once it's well dissolved. Just label the fucking shit out of your bottle so somebody doesn't mistake it for anything else.
  811.  
  812. quote:
  813. Brewkakke probably shouldn't be posting about consuming phenazepam in this thread when he's (trying) to run a vendor selling the stuff as "not for human consumption." On that note, learning about Operation Web Trypt is required reading for any would-be vendors.
  814.  
  815. I also hope you're not eyeballing the amounts (while possibly high on phenazepam) that you sell to make the money for your new scale.
  816.  
  817. [It occurred to me the other day that poor Brewkakke could have simply been a bit careless with his measurement station and inhaled a blackout amount or spread it to his food or any number of things.
  818.  
  819. And then I realized that it's 99.68% probably the other way.
  820.  
  821. quote:
  822. I'm starting to wonder if I'm going to see this thread quoted in a DEA petition to emergency schedule it. This thread is history in the making, folks.
  823.  
  824. quote:
  825. i hope my order with brewkakke went through.
  826.  
  827. if not, oh well, it's only $5....
  828.  
  829. quote:
  830. I just made an order with mr. lee a couple days ago, and hes sent that out already. The real question is where is Brewkakke? I kind of have a PM I would really like a response to. I hope he didn't get involved in the Russo-North Dakota Joose gang wars.
  831.  
  832. You don't fuck around with those bastards and their joose
  833.  
  834. And wtf! My package is already delivered? I ordered from mr. lee Saturday using the free shipping. How the hell does free mail even go that fast? I was expecting Friday? Did I already pick it, take some, forgot that I took it and lost track of 3 days or something? To bad I don't have the key to my PO Box with me and the front counters probably closed.
  835.  
  836. quote:
  837. Brewkakke are you still alive? Did the joose make you too loose?
  838.  
  839. quote:
  840. I had ordered my Joose on the 4th, and it still says it is processing. I had even chose USPS Priority to get it quicker. This sucks, will it actually say it shipped when you check your online account order status? If it was send out on the 4th like it should have been...just wondering why I paid Priority
  841.  
  842. quote:
  843. fuck it, I'm giving a call to the mail place then give up if they don't know wtf...
  844.  
  845. quote:
  846. It's been 4 days since Brewkakke said he'd be going to his mother's house. I hope he's okay.
  847.  
  848. I went on a taper from a mild dope habit today, halving doses for starters to see if the joose will hold up. It does, and at tiny amounts even (1-1.5mg). No cravings, just calm and collected, not caring much about daily details and distractions. Nice.
  849.  
  850. quote:
  851. fuck brewkakke, i was stupid to trust his dumbass. no one should order from him until all outstanding orders are received, even then i would be hesitant to order from that 8 year old.
  852.  
  853. quote:
  854. Yeah, I unknowingly ordered right after his hiroshima-moment and I have not received anything. Hope that he's okay, because if he is then fuck him.
  855.  
  856. quote:
  857. If brewkakke ever returns I wanted to place a back up order w/him just to have this stuff on hand. vendor redacted was great but having a local goon send it to me feels a lot better.
  858.  
  859. If I don't hear from him on here in the next week I'll just order elsewhere.
  860.  
  861. quote:
  862. I'm pretty sure that Brewkakke guy is in some serious shit right now, maybe dead or unconscious in a ditch somewhere.
  863.  
  864. quote:
  865. if brewkakke didn't get home to his mom, I'm going to burn this thread to the fucking ground
  866.  
  867. quote:
  868. He probably realized his drug-selling business was doomed, so he bailed. What's compared to a whole bunch of stolen money?
  869.  
  870. quote:
  871. As much as I'd like to picture brewkkake like Tony Montana wearing sharp suits and joocing it up with his big bag of phen, I'd be surprised if he even made that much. How much are the orders he hasn't sent yet worth? I'd guess under a hundred (and if he really got his first supplies lost / stolen he might even be losing money in the end).
  872.  
  873. He probably got in trouble in some way, which causes the delay. And for for people with outstanding orders who need to contact him, the man is really easy to find with Google. He seems to be MIA from everywhere since last week though, hopefully he'll come back down at some point (it'd be ironic if his custom title ended up being prophetic).
  874.  
  875. nothing is real fucked around with this message at Nov 10, 2009 around 21:18
  876.  
  877. quote:
  878. Brewkake was maintaining email contact me just after he posted in the thread, haven't heard from him since...hope he didn't get arrested.
  879.  
  880. quote:
  881. As the days go by I grow more and more convinced that he accidentally monster dosed himself by doing something dumb with the measuring. A little salt for my hard-boiled eggs. Ahh...
  882.  
  883. By that of course, I mean from almost none to very little.
  884.  
  885. quote:
  886. i hated this feeling since a kid, this expectation because of not knowing if something was going to happen, if santa was going to come and bring me that randy "macho" man whatever or hulk hogan hulksters!
  887. everytime i hear of small messenger motos pass, I run outside barefooted or in my new socks just to see if it's brewkakke's promised land of penhazepam.
  888.  
  889. sooo... where else can i buy?
  890.  
  891. quote:
  892. Hopefully they didn't find a shitload of white powder, assume cocaine, and send him up the river for a few years, or bust him for whatever laws there are against the whole human consumption thing
  893.  
  894. quote:
  895. I think we all know what happened here. Brewkakke did the joose. He did all the joose.
  896.  
  897. quote:
  898. dear forums poster "gribble"
  899. have you ever made nestle quik? or maybe ovaltine, or powdered lemonade. even koolaid. if you can't figure out how to add 250mg of phenazepam to 250ml PG you shouldnt be handling dangerous powders.
  900.  
  901. i wonder how long brewkakke will be joosed out/in jail for
  902.  
  903. quote:
  904. I feel like since I'm one of the like 3 people who received from Brewkakke I should have my joose bag bronzed and turned into a memorial or something. Now I just don't feel right doing it. I mean I most definitely will still do all of it, I'm sure he would have wanted it that way.
  905.  
  906. quote:
  907. .... sigh... brewkakke.....
  908.  
  909. has he died? or just lost in a JOOSE haze?
  910.  
  911. quote:
  912. I might order some joose from the other source soon, but I really wonder what happened to this guy, he does seem to have vanished from the internet after the 3rd of November... that said supposedly he was moving during that week, so that can somewhat explain his absence... either that or tcc's death / near-death count is really going through the roof recently.
  913.  
  914. quote:
  915. My bet (guessing from his last post) feels safe on joose induced behavior that landed him in jail and/or he has no chance of replacing that lost stock and cut and ran.
  916.  
  917. quote:
  918. He owes a lot of us money though, that's the thing. His ass better get back here in a week or so.
  919.  
  920. I shot him an email too, through his site, no response even in private, no PM back from him either. I'm being civil here but I have an issue I didn't want to really disclose, because its probably an honest mistake. If he vanishes for much longer and doesn't make things right though, I don't know what to make of it.
  921.  
  922. quote:
  923. Yikes, yeah he owes me either the Joose or $60. Hope he's not gone for too much longer because I'm moving soon and that would be sort of a mess if he sent it to my old address.
  924.  
  925. quote:
  926. Oh man, I hope you didn't front him for his kilo....
  927.  
  928. quote:
  929. Aww I read up to page 32, saw Brewkake's post and placed my order like a douché. Isnt easy finding places selling smaller (100mg) amounts to the UK
  930.  
  931. Nov 13th
  932.  
  933. quote:
  934. For what it's wort, my shipment from brewkakke arrived yesterday and it was postmarked from AZ.
  935.  
  936. quote:
  937. Brewkakke entered the realm of legend, 'art thou him who ye call king of the joose?'
  938.  
  939. Brewkakke entered the realm of legend, 'art thou him who ye call king of the joose?
  940.  
  941. November 14th, brewkakke's death has been confirmed
  942.  
  943. quote:
  944.  
  945. TCC poster Brewkakke has passed away on 11/7/09. He was a good friend and he will be missed. His cause of death is still unknown and we are waiting on the toxicology. For now it seems it was not foul play. If I find out his cause of death was something other than an overdose I will post in this thread.
  946.  
  947. quote:
  948. My brother, Mike Gannon, (Brewkakke) has been missing for several days. Mike recently went from Minnesota to AZ via Greyhound. He made it to AZ but after a couple days, his belongings/luggage remain at the place he was staying (a friend's) and none of his family nor friends have had contact with him. Last contact was at least 3 days ago. His phone goes straight to VM. We know that there were issues with Greyhound getting his bike to AZ and he couldn't get an answer from Greyhound regarding its whereabouts. We do not know if he was able to get it or not. It would be his only form of transportation. We have called police all over the Phx metro area just in case; they have had no contact with him. A missing person report is being filed with the police. Please, if you know ANYTHING regarding where Mike is or if he is okay, please respond. Due to certain circumstances surrounding this situation, we have reason to worry that he may be in harm's way. Thank you.
  949.  
  950. quote:
  951. I received news tonight that Mike, my precious baby brother, was found dead in a park on 9th and Buckeye in Phx on Sunday. That is a bad area of town but it is also near where he would have been able to get his bike if Greyhound had gotten it to Phx. He was having a lot of problems with Greyhound as far as them getting that to him and even I had been calling them to find out if he picked it up and couldn't get answers. We aren't aware yet, and may never be, if this is why he was over there. Cause of death is not known at this time...toxicology will come back in 3 weeks to 3 months. Police said no foul play was apparent. His wallet and shoes however were stolen and whoever stole his wallet used his bank card. I will be flying to AZ most likely on Sunday. I know that he will be cremated and that the funeral will be held at Lakeshore Mortuary on Dobson Road in Mesa. I promise you all that I will continue to update as info comes to me. I want all of you to know how grateful I and my family are to you for your friendship with my brother. This community was a huge part of his life and helped him deal with getting away from the path of life he was on. I cannot thank you enough. His bike and this community had a very strong hold on him and I want you all to know that. Any prayers you have are extremely appreciated. Not prayers toward us, please pray for my brother. This child has had a tough life...not just now but even from his childhood. I am so appreciative that he doesn't have to suffer torment inside him anymore... Thank you, so much, Kate
  952.  
  953. More Stories
  954.  
  955. quote:
  956. i'm terrified to order this shit
  957.  
  958. jesus christ how can you use this drug and maintain a job
  959.  
  960. i work for the gov't too, but christ if I blackout for three days and fail to show up at the office I think there would be some issues
  961.  
  962. what's the likelihood of me just not showing up for work if i joose up? or bidding on early 20th century opera vinyls? or crashing my beloved automobile into a local body of water?
  963.  
  964. that being asked, i just placed my initial order with the brew boy
  965.  
  966. I fully support this logic, I am only out a couple bucks but I expected a way more clutch performance from a goon
  967.  
  968. Ordered from what appears to be the old ebay bro i found through googling. Already shipped, hope the shit doesn't kill me
  969.  
  970. Okay so my ebay [hopefully legit] phen is waiting in my mailbox at home. Three (3) questions:
  971.  
  972. 1) I'm prescribed xanny, so I have thorough benzo experience, and around 2 miligrams will set me off to fantasy land... From what I am seeing, phen and alz are roughly equivalent mg for mg. Confirm/deny?
  973.  
  974. 2) Using at least 80 proof alcohol in a hot bath will absorb the powder, correct?
  975.  
  976. 3) Will I wake up for my alarm in the morning? I have a respectable job and am in line for a promotion and as much as I love time-warping drugs I also love having money.
  977.  
  978. Thanks tcc - thread of the century.
  979.  
  980. quote:
  981. Underflow posted:
  982.  
  983. Personal observation: My first dose of 1mg put me to bed for 15hrs of deep sleep. A friend's first dose of 2mg (occasional benzo taker) sent her into a 36hr coma. And then there's the other friend who just put her finger in a baggie. She's still snoring away on the sofa, and we think she'll be out for the rest of the week.
  984.  
  985.  
  986. Holy shit, maybe I should save this for the weekend.
  987.  
  988. Fuck it, I am joosing when I get home. I'll just take the littlest bit.
  989.  
  990. Yeah I just managed to get that shit off; you just have to pry it off with a knife or something.
  991.  
  992. DAMN is 25 miligrams small, but I tell you what I have it dissolved in 25 mililiters of a 190 proof liquid so it looks like I am all systems go.
  993.  
  994. Edit: Joosed up!
  995.  
  996. I joosed earlier in the eve and am not feeling loose for all the juice. I think I need a little top-off.
  997.  
  998. This joose is not gettin me too loose.
  999.  
  1000. For those who acquired from said ebay-now maybe with a crazy black and red website-bro, how much was your initial dose??
  1001.  
  1002. I dosed at least 1 mg and was just relaxed, slight euphoria, but then I hit the bricks a few hours in. Woke up refreshed as shit. Took another 1mg drop before work today and I feel pretty much the same as last night.
  1003.  
  1004. How much should the long half life be considered when redosing in the course of a couple days?
  1005.  
  1006. Awesome. I've taken about 2mgs in the past 18 hours and not much is loose so I am gonna hit up da joose when I can.
  1007.  
  1008. does the joose not make the hours go by and by for everyone else. work is so easy. carefree. driving a car, not so much.
  1009.  
  1010. CONTET: I was literally walking into walls and doorjambs all over my apartment last night.
  1011.  
  1012. Same situation here. Joosed down 0.5mg + an hour + 0.5mg + an hour + 1.0mg and while I was sloppy I wasn't loose. Planning on joosin 3 mg right off the bat.
  1013.  
  1014. i woke upt too fucking llose for this joose
  1015.  
  1016. edit its lke hooking up with an ugly girl cause one you do it the subseuquent timess asre meaningless
  1017.  
  1018. KillerBean fucked around with this message at Nov 12, 2009 around 08:04
  1019.  
  1020. Works hen combining the fun flakes in a jar with an appropriate amount of 150+ proof alcohol. At that point you administer a rather warm rather for half an hour, stirring throughout, until all the flakes are dissolve. JOOSE without PG!
  1021.  
  1022. Yesterday:
  1023. Dosed 1 mg joose before work
  1024. Dosed 3 mg joose after work diluted in Johnny Red
  1025. Drove to south jersey successfully
  1026. Felt pretty good
  1027. Made jokes about robbing a bank while I was at a bank and the staff was more than gregarious
  1028. Arrived at my mother's house
  1029. Dosed librium
  1030. Dosed cyclobenzaprine
  1031. Dosed darvocet
  1032. Went for cheese enchiladas with this girl
  1033. Felt chemically amazing
  1034. Ordered a Dos Equis
  1035. Drove home; should have been arrested for reckless driving
  1036. Made it to my street
  1037. Slammed into a parked car
  1038. Parked far away to hide responsibility
  1039. Went inside and messaged two dozen girls on ok cupid
  1040.  
  1041.  
  1042. Today:
  1043. Woke up at 11:15am on my own accord because the alarm did not make noise - or did it?
  1044. I was due in the office by 9:00am
  1045. Somehow I made it here but I am wearing flannel and cowboy boots
  1046.  
  1047. I don't buy so much as I 'take' stuff when joosed. Oh and try to nail my roommates girlfriend.
  1048.  
  1049. RIP Brewkakke; hope he has my five dollars in heaven
  1050.  
  1051. I steal shit when joosed. A whole lot.
  1052.  
  1053. quote:
  1054. radikewlism posted:
  1055.  
  1056. Because I do the same thing on benzos, and because the stories are often funny, mind sharing what you've scored so far? The answer is usually such ridiculous stuff you cant even be mad at yourself.
  1057.  
  1058.  
  1059. You have no idea.
  1060. herringbone blazer and vest
  1061. brass buttoned blue blazer
  1062. several plaid AF shirts
  1063. four wool/cashmere v-neck sweaters
  1064. a dozen neck ties
  1065. hald a dozen shirts
  1066. two pairs nice slacks
  1067. foursome of wool scarves
  1068. leather belt
  1069. cologne
  1070. 22" 1080p Viewsonic
  1071.  
  1072. Oh, edit I hit another parked car today.
  1073.  
  1074. quote:
  1075. Shasta Orange Soda posted:
  1076.  
  1077. Damn, dude, get it under control. You can't get away with that shit forever.
  1078.  
  1079. This isn't an attempt at e-penisry, but the best part was when I returned a pricey sweater I 'borrowed.'
  1080.  
  1081. The dick men's clothing department guy refused to take it as a return. Even with my jooosey sweet talk. So I went down to customer service and then they give me the same song and dance stonewall. I request a manager. They okay that, and I wait a few minutes for this cordial and genuinely hot upper-level manager. She was all look, I'll give you whatever it rings up as minus twenty percent. I acquiesce. Rings to 183 even though it should've been 275. I say give me 180 and I'll be happy. She says deal. BEST PART: She compensates me with cash! Credits my gold card with 180.
  1082.  
  1083. I joosed on the black and red stuff and at made me do things...things I would not have done sober.
  1084.  
  1085. e.g. CCS-style typing to girls on OKC
  1086.  
  1087. quote:
  1088. So I've been reading/watching this whole phenazepam explosion for the past months and I've decided to do the responsible thing and order some for myself. However i still don't understand what you are supposed to do for fun on phen. Is there a line between going on a 3 days blackout and only feeling a bit clumsy and relaxed? I was thinking maybe drinking a beer or two after dosing so i can get fucked up but not out of control fucked up.
  1089.  
  1090. So does phen make stuff more fun at reasonable doses or does it just chills you out? And also how strong and for how long would 2 beers hit you after ingesting phenazepam and how many beers does it take to enter dangerous territory. And one last question, do you have to wait until it kicks in to feel the alcohol potentiating effects?
  1091.  
  1092. Reading the beznzo megathread's OP kind of gave me an idea on the subject but phenazepam seems to be on a class of it's own(perhaps because people are using it irresponsibly because of it's legal state and availability).
  1093.  
  1094. I've been trying to dissolve 200mg into 200ml of propylene glycol but its not mixing. There are still lots of particles floating in the mixture and a deposit at the bottom. The glycol was like freezer cold when I mixed it(30mins ago) so maybe that's why? Should I heat it up, or let is sit or did i just get more phenazepam than advertised?
  1095.  
  1096. I did 2.5mg last night and i don't think i felt anything that wasn't possibly placebo. My friends said i looked kind of fucked up but I just had smoked a blunt minutes before walking in the apartment. I just felt really high from the weed. I might try 5mg next time.
  1097.  
  1098. This drug is the shit. Usually I get kinda anxious in social settings when high. With phenazsepam, not at all. I even got into a heated argument with a very stubborn frien while high as fuck when under normal circumstances I would of been too high to even disagree with him. And it felt goooood putting that asshole back to his place
  1099.  
  1100. smoke sumthin bitch fucked around with this message at Jan 13, 2010 around 14:06
  1101.  
  1102. Did 5mg of phen with a friend before predrinking 4-5 beers and hitting the club. The phen kicked around the time when we went inside and we cannot remember a single thing from the night. The only thing I remember is ordering a pitcher the second I got there and started drinking. I was planning to use phen to ease my anxiety and to pick up sluts at the club but I don't even know what happened in there. Next time I'm doing this I'm going with a sitter.
  1103.  
  1104. God damn how much joose are you guys taking. I took 5mg with like 7 beers and I went to the club. I can't remember shit but at least I was walking straight. Managed to get home without crashing my car too. I'm loving this shit just for all the money I can save on boose. Cant really experiment with higher doses cause I can't afford to be fucked up for multiple days but this shit makes going out really cheap. I just hope I don't catch a DUI.
  1105.  
  1106. I need some clarifications about da joose. I'm not too familiar with half lives so lets say I took 4mgs Friday at 12:00pm, will I be "high" on 2mgs of phen 2 and a half days later? If i was to take lets say another 2mg exactly 60 hours after the first 4mg dose, would i be high on 4mgs? And would the two distinct doses be on the same timer or does each dose keep their own timer? Sorry if this sounds stupid but you're never too careful with the joose!
  1107.  
  1108. Man I've been using phen solely as an alcohol potentiator and let me tell you it is the best thing that has ever happened to my wallet. 4 or 5 mgs Thursday night and im set for the whole weekend. Combined with cheap forty's this thing will get you fucked up for almost nothing. The only drawback is that it makes you look too fucked up imo especially in a club environment. Girls are not attracted to guys that look like they're falling asleep.
  1109.  
  1110. LOL. The night I posted this (yesterday) I still had about 3mgs of joose in me and I went to a pool hall with some friends and drank around six beers or so. I was pretty fucked up at this point and it was time to go home so me and my buddy we went back to my car and rolled a huge joint. We smoked it and I proceeded to drive to his place to drop him off. I was halfway there when i saw flashing lights behind me. I was drunk as hell, slurring like a motherfucker with 3 ounces of weed in a backpack on the back seat and joose in the trunk. I was convinced i was going to prison at this point and in a world of shit. The cop asked me a few questions while another cop questioned my friend. He asked me if I had drank any alcool a few times and of course i said NO SIR each time he also asked me if i had smoked any weed witch i promptly denied. I had just smoked a big ass joint in this very car 5 minutes ago so the odor must of been overwhelming. There was no way i was looking sober to this cop, bloodshot eyes, benzo eyelids, breath smelling like beer, the whole package. Anyway he made me step out of the car and asked me what was in the backpack(lol) where i was coming from and where i was going.
  1111.  
  1112. I don't know what divinity came to my help last night but HE FUCKING LET ME GO and said have a good night. The worst thing is, me and my friend told different stories about what we did that night. Those cops where either stupid as hell or I'm the greatest actor of all time. I don't know witch one but i sure dodged a bullet last night. I guess there is a lesson to be learned and that is do not drink and drive with large amounts of very poorly concealed marijuanna.
  1113.  
  1114. quote:
  1115. Some Other Guy posted:
  1116.  
  1117. if you're all joosed like this dumbass we have here i'd say you're bound to get pinched sooner or later, though
  1118.  
  1119.  
  1120. I know but damn, taxis are too expensive.
  1121.  
  1122.  
  1123. Thing is, i wasn't so drunk that my driving was significantly impaired. Remember, i was only on 3mgs of joose. The cop told me the reason he stopped me was because I had cut in front of someone in a dangerous manner or something like that but I think this is total bullshit and the cops just picked my car to do a random check or whatever. My friend was not on joose and he and I do not remember cutting in front of anybody, hell, the streets are pretty fucking empty at 2:30am. I drive on low doses of joose + alcool pretty frequently and while I agree that this is stupid behavior and I'm bound to get caught at some point it is hard for me not to do so. In my circle of friends I'm almost the only one with a car and well there's nobody to pick me up and drop me back off to my place at the end of the night. I'm always doing all the driving for everyone. Sure I could choose not to get fucked up but I have lots of trouble having fun when there is no alcohol or weed involved. I could only smoke weed but fuck that shit, I love weed but it makes me socially anxious and I'm already shy enough as it is. Last night was a wake up call but fuck, this is a complicated situation I'm in. I'm gonna have to figure something out.
  1124.  
  1125.  
  1126. Well I'm sorry I don't live in this perfect utopia were there is a bus stop at every street corner taking passengers at every hour of the night. Its either i take my car and go to the party or I stay home alone and masturbate, there's no in-between. And I'm not bragging about this shit, bragging about not getting arrested maybe but I'm not proud of drinking and driving. I wasn't fubar last night and I never am when I am driving a vehicle. kinda drunk, sure , a bit too drunk, maybe sometimes but damn buddy i don't know in what city you live in where everything is at walking distance and public transportation is everywhere. Plus, I don't abuse phenazepam, at all, i'm probable the safest user in the whole history of TCC. Fuck I'm just trying to potentiate my alcohol because I'm a poor student. Like I said i will try to cut down on the drinking and driving but to say it will stop completely is just unrealistic. Hell I could try and stay below the 0.8 BAC by taking much more phen and less alcool but that would probably impair me a lot more.
  1127.  
  1128.  
  1129. edit: hahahha nice title very kind of you sir!
  1130.  
  1131. Yea well I'm driving straight in the first place so this whole thing shouldn't even be an issue.
  1132.  
  1133. Why do you MADD advocates always think drinking and driving = speeding down the blvd doing 100mph heading straight for a minivan filled with innocent people.
  1134.  
  1135. Please guys take more of this Russian benzo and do more reckless shit and report it here for my entertainment BUT DON'T YOU DARE DRIVE AROUND EVEN REMOTELY BUZZED. Keep them stories coming!
  1136.  
  1137. Finally a constructive reply. I feel you bro. Like I said i can't keep on doing what I'm doing especially when I'm riding dirty. I will cut down a lot on this dui shit but fuck I've seen people do way more retarded shit around me with cars and alcohol and I used to think of myself as a pretty responsible dude. According to the masses I'm a pretty dangerous dude so i guess my perception is a little bit biased because of my environment. Don't worry TCC i will only drive drunk once a week from now on!!!
  1138.  
  1139. Yayyy another night I dont remember thanks to da joose. All i can recall right now is lots of cops and lots of confusion! Hooray
  1140.  
  1141. e: how the fuck are all of you guys pullin all these chicks? all iI seem to do is loose a bunch of shit and wake up with clothes soaked in mud
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