Rainbowdash and pinkie pie are board

Its a nice and sunny day in equestria, the sun is warm and not to meany clouds are in they sky.
You are rainbowdash the fastest pony with wings, and you are the coolest around as well. But today is not to strange and its very quiet. Might as well take a nice nap
"HAY RAINBOW DASH! LOOK WHAT I FOUND WONDING IN THE WOODS!"
You stop mid flight to your usual sleeping spot to find that pinkie has found something in the woods or someone?
>"what the heck did you find? And why is it all old." Why did she bring out some strange looking thing with a huge beard from the woods you think as you get closer.
"Its Becuse of this- she takes off its shirt that is nothing but rags to show off his swole body, it looks like a mortar but less scary and more -sexy body!"
"Hay hay hay hands off crazy pony, im in no hurry to end up in someones sex dungeon."
Pinkie lets go of the rope that shes been useing to drag him around so she can get closer to you "lets get him cleened up and lets try to make him a few friends."
>"stop, why would we help him if we dont even know him all that well and also why are our friends faces imprinted onto its rags?"
He even has a little figure that looked like you but if she was stuck in some type of glue that was left in the sun for a loooooooong time so i think he might relly like you or is a creep and we should arrest him and put him in my crazy sex dungeon! So what do ya say dashi i mean its not like we have anything better to do, heck we have been more like background ponys more then applejack has been in the last few episodes."
>"what?"
"What?"
>"you know what." You look at him then at the little you on the rags "yea ill join you, ive got nothing better to do."
And the 3 of you are off to find a barber or someone who can cut hair and make clothing but who

"Goodness gracious girls!" Rarity skoots away from the thing that just went thump onto her shop floor "did you kill something and want me to skin it? I told you that i did it once and now you bring it up again ill just say it once more, i no long-" you decide to speek up first.
>"we need your help cleening him up." You take off the trash bag that was covering its upper body while the other one on its legs stays
He gasped for air as soon as the bag was taken off of him "what the hell was that for you two insane i could hav-" *glonk*
Both you and rarity look at pinkie in confusion
"He talks to much, look at his abs!" And again just like before with you but it must have some diffrent result on rarity as she went from curiosity to focused in and, is that a little bit of drool?
>"yeeaa, *clears throat* we want you to shave his beard and give him a trim or something."
Pink ponk bounces over to Raritys side letting his head thump onto the ground "i found him in a hut in the woods just a little further past zacoras hut!"
>"i want to see what he looks like without that mop on his head and face."
"Ya! I want to bring him back to my sex dungeon and tease the everliveing hell out of his-
>"what are you going on about now."
"Pinkie pie stuff."
>you look away back to rarity who has gotten really close to him and is currently reaching out a hoof to touch his body "earth to rarity!"
That seems to snap her out of her daze. "Oh my sorry dears i might have, gotten carried away with my thaughts."
>"heh i bet its all those romance novels you read."
She blushes up a little but changes the topic quickly. "So about his hair and facial hair darlings. What did you want me to do?"
Pinkie pushes you out of the way "make him look sexy as fuck, like make him look irresistible , like one look can make any mare let lose a waterfall." Raritys face looked as red as a ruby and the flustered look on her face was funny as well "I- I can make that happen."
>"how long will this take rarity?" You say as you stretched "i want to know so i can time myself for a nap or two."
"Could be a few hours or even-" and she left leaving you with pinkie pie "well, looks like i should get to work." Hovering over a comb and scissors to start takeing off a little of everything
*snip snip snip*
Pinkie is just there, not blinking. And a fly landed on her eye and she swated it away with her hair.

>you are Rarity and you feel strange haveing pinkie just staring at you as you work.
>"Pinkie can you be a dear and get us something to eat?"
"Can do rare!" She slowly starts to trot away but stops at the door and looks back at me "dont fuck him without me, i want to watch!" She then continues to trot away while snort laughing
>what has gotten into her as of late it seems like shes been more, nevermind focus on one task at a time.
>"so what is your name good sir, i am dieing to know!"
...
>you look down and he is still out cold
>might as well take a look at what you are working with so you step away to see how much you have taken off
>"oh~my." As you look on you can see his chiseled features and his square jawline along with beautiful green eyes that you could get lost in.
>"what a fine drink of wine you turned out to be" *umf* is what you think as you bite your lip
Whazn zana fink drowzy ma
>"sorry for staring dear your looks caught me off guard and i uhh."
He slowly gets up or trys to and nearly falls right in top of you but the bulge of his crotch gently rams itself into your face giveing you a full on slam of his sent
>"blah when was the last time you have had a bath mister?" Humpf
"Wha, oh shit, sorry, im so sorry, ive been so alone in the woods that as soon as i.. Uhh who is talking?"
>how rude, anyway he did say sorry "my name is Rarity and my friends brought you into my Boutique to get a haircut and some new clothes, *giggles* i am the best around." And the only one around thanks to twilight of course
"So that wasnt a dream then."
>"hmm? What was?"
He gestures around with his huge thick arms of muscle "all this and even you!"
>what about me? "What are you going on about darling, im quite lost as to what you are rambling on about."
"Oh its nothing! Im just so happy to finally meet at least one of you. That being the main six."
>creepy fan boy or just a fanboy, oh how did i miss the shirt "creepy fanboy.."
"Wait why am i here?"
>lets test the water then he is really good looking after all "my friends brought you here to get a fix up because that hair is just no good and just wouldnt do, so i gave you the works and was just about to get a bath ready for you but didnt want to undress you since it seems like you dont have much hair to cover your self up." You avoid eye contact while gesturing to his lower region
He stops to think about what you said and took him a bit to connect the dots "oh umm thanks for that."
>"follow me so i can measure you up for some new clothes then, we wouldn't want you wandering around all in the buff now do we?" Not yet anyways , no stop that this is not a romance novel and he is not a Prince
"Watch yourself!" He reaches out and grabs you just before a shelf full of diffrent colored fabric just nearly collides with you
"Are you okay?" He asks looking down at you in his arms
>"y-yea, thank you uhh what is your name?"
He looks up and audibly thinks for a second before looking back down at you and says "call me anonymous or anon for short,ive been clocked in the back of the head a few to meany times and cant seem to remember much."
>you didnt get much of that for you stoped as soon as he said his name. When he did all you could see was flower pedals falling all arou d the two of you as time started to slow down
"Uhh rarity?"
>"hmm? Oh yea the bath ha ha ha sorry about that.
"Its fine just show me da way."