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  1. <DM> -=QUEST START-O=-
  2. <Gouanaco> ok so we have... PHANTO Krowbar Green_Enrics Emilica and Gouanaco?
  3. <Gouanaco> oh sorr
  4. * PHANTO flies back into the background while playing cards
  5. * DM kicks Krowbar, Green_Enrics, Gouanaco, and Emilica into the Training Grounds in Hyrule Village's Northeastern District.
  6. * Krowbar is now known as Adlez
  7. * Green_Enrics lands face first
  8. <DM> *A floating Subrosian Poe sees you all crash into the ground in motley disarray.*
  9. * X_X is now known as Shady
  10. <Adlez> oww
  11. <Adlez> what happened?
  12. <Emilica> HI SHADY
  13. <Green_Enrics> Oh god, not you again
  14. <Shady> What? Did the fourth wall send me subjects for torture or something?
  15. * Sephiroth kicks DM out the window.
  16. * You have been kicked from #zurpg by Sephiroth (You have been kicked out the window and you landed in a can of green beans «14,876»)
  17. <Adlez> the fourth... what?
  18. <Shady> Man... and I JUST got back to reattaching my soul together.... whatever, I'll do this.
  19. * Shady seems to be having a little bit of trouble breathing.
  20. <Emilica> How was the beef
  21. <Adlez> are you ok there mr ghost?
  22. <Shady> Eh... eheheh..... Teeheehee! ^_^ .... %_%
  23. <Green_Enrics> Wait...poes have to breathe?
  24. <Emilica> Yes
  25. * Shady grabs a key and twists it into the side of his head, which is covered in a veil of darkness by his robe.
  26. * Shady points the key at the ground. A portal to a dark, mysterious place, not unlike the Shadow Realm, appears.
  27. <Shady> There ya go! Uhh, might wanna be careful uhh... it is my mind after all, and my mind is kinda tired, eheheheheh...... good luck.
  28. * Shady goes to hide.
  29. <Adlez> so, uh, what just happened?
  30. <Green_Enrics> No idea
  31. <Green_Enrics> But
  32. <Emilica> Don't question it
  33. <DM> *Improv Dungeons - Shady has the ability to unlock his mind and create dungeons using it. People can then enter his mind and go through the improv dungeon.*
  34. * FS has quit (Ping timeout)
  35. <Adlez> Well, if you're going, then I'll go too
  36. <Gouanaco> and get loot
  37. * Green_Enrics grabs Adlez and throws her into te portal. (roll power, no weapons.)
  38. * Emilica rolls
  39. <Green_Enrics> $9d10
  40. <Navi> Green_Enrics: You rolled 9 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 9, 5, 1, 3, 6, 5, 3 and 1. Total: 39. Successes: 5.
  41. <Adlez> $2d10
  42. <Navi> Adlez: You rolled 2 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4 and 6. Total: 10. Successes: 1.
  43. <DM> *Adlez is chucked into the portal.*
  44. <Adlez> Yieeee!
  45. <DM> *She disappears without a trace.*
  46. * Green_Enrics jumps into the portal.
  47. * Emilica attempts to roll into the portal, but trips over a random Geodude
  48. * Gouanaco Walks into the portal
  49. * Emilica gets back up and walks into the portal
  50. <DM> *You enter the portal and it closes behind you. Soon, bricks start forming a room around you, like a bunch of Steves trying to work together to build a Minecraft dungeon (actually, I'd have no idea, I don't play Minecraft).*
  51. <Gouanaco> here we go(tell me if you dont like it) https://docs.google.com/file/d/0Bw6kYLi6k1BTZnU0bHp4X192SDA/edit?usp=sharing
  52. <Green_Enrics> (I need permission. ._.)
  53. <DM> (same)
  54. <Gouanaco> fixed it
  55. <Gouanaco> (good/not good? change leader)
  56. <Emilica> (Yeah, change the leader to Green_Enrics and make Gouanaco go behind her in cases of meat-shield)
  57. <Green_Enrics> All in favor of me being leader over Gouanaco? (:3)
  58. <Gouanaco> ok np
  59. <DM> *As the ceiling begins to form, random lightning strikes start flashing around the room, just barely missing you all. Space starts distorting, and the ceiling fails to form properly.*
  60. <Gouanaco> (is redoing it now)
  61. <Green_Enrics> Hmm
  62. <DM> *The lightning stops, and you find yourselves in a dark room (lit only by the screwy distortions from above) with three doors.*
  63. <Green_Enrics> Is this some kind of negative zone or something?
  64. * Sephiroth kicks DM out the window.
  65. * You have been kicked from #zurpg by Sephiroth (You have been kicked out the window and you landed on an antenna, where you get struck by a bolt of lightning! «14,877»)
  66. <Emilica> Shoot
  67. <Emilica> I forgot my whip again
  68. <DM> DANGIT SEPHIROTH, YOU MADE ME DROP MY LINE- how did that kick line happen
  69. <DM> how
  70. * Gouanaco pulls out a torch
  71. <DM> what
  72. <DM> *The door to the north has a large, golden lock on it. The ones to the east and west appear to be unlocked.*
  73. <Gouanaco> (oh jeese)
  74. <Green_Enrics> (inb4 1st Quest level 1. ._.)
  75. <Emilica> (LEAVE AND GO BACK IN)
  76. <DM> *There are also two, unlit torches above the north door.*
  77. <Adlez> "Obvious exits are: NORTH, SOUTH, and DOUGLAS"
  78. <Emilica> What is a DOUGLAS?
  79. <Green_Enrics> Hmm
  80. <Green_Enrics> I typically take the door left of me first.
  81. * Green_Enrics enters the West door
  82. <Adlez> alright
  83. <Emilica> TO THE LEFT TO THE LEFT
  84. <Emilica> TO THE RIGHT TO THE RIGHT
  85. <Green_Enrics> (no
  86. <Green_Enrics> stop_
  87. <Adlez> now walk in by yourself
  88. <Green_Enrics> (I hate that song. ;~;)
  89. <DM> *You enter the west room, which is completely dark. As you step into it, you notice your feet are splashing in a shallow layer of water.*
  90. <Adlez> eww gross
  91. <Emilica> (WATER!!!!!)
  92. <Emilica> Water?
  93. <Green_Enrics> And here's where things are different from Eagle Tower
  94. <Adlez> but dungeon water
  95. <Emilica> Eagle Tower?
  96. <Gouanaco> (Could i inspect the water to see if it is drinkable?)
  97. <BlueShell> WATER?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
  98. * BlueShell splash.
  99. <DM> (since it's dark, you can't see the water, but... you could try drinking it)
  100. <Green_Enrics> Gouanaco, see if the water is drinkable.
  101. <Gouanaco> nope^
  102. <DM> (lol)
  103. * Sephiroth kicks DM out the window.
  104. * You have been kicked from #zurpg by Sephiroth (You have been kicked out the window and you landed on the road, in front of a speeding car. «14,878»)
  105. <Gouanaco> okay here we go again: https://docs.google.com/file/d/0Bw6kYLi6k1BTbkU2TS11RHY4TFE/edit?usp=sharing
  106. <Emilica> Gouanaco, go drink the water, you are our meat shield
  107. <Gouanaco> i was just thinking of putting it in a bottle thats all
  108. <DM> (you could try)
  109. <Gouanaco> nah lets move on
  110. <Adlez> yeah
  111. <DM> *You hear the door behind you shut close and lock.*
  112. <Adlez> my boots are getting soaked :(
  113. <Adlez> aw, man!
  114. * PHANTO whispers in the darkness "THERE WILL BE NO SURVIVORS"
  115. <Adlez> ah!
  116. * Gouanaco holds his torch higher to signify that he is still holding one!
  117. <DM> *You hear a splash in the water across the room. It sounds like multiple things hitting the water.*
  118. <Adlez> did you remember to light that torch after we came in?
  119. <DM> *The room suddenly tilts in your direction slightly, and the water rises to your knees.*
  120. <Gouanaco> O-o
  121. <Adlez> gak! run to the other side!
  122. * Adlez attempts to climb up/forward
  123. <DM> *Something slides down right next to Emilica.*
  124. <DM> *Emilica feels something slimy graze her arm.*
  125. <DM> (annnnd, since most of the party is female, this suddenly makes it a lot worse than it actually is)
  126. <Green_Enrics> (no, get out.)
  127. <Emilica> (Actually, Emilica doesn't really give a shit)
  128. * Gouanaco smashes his axe into the smiley thing (Roll Power)
  129. <DM> *slimy, not smiley, lol
  130. <Emilica> DON'T CUT MY ARM
  131. <Gouanaco> i have a torch! I CAN SEE
  132. <DM> *The torch remains unlit.*
  133. * BlueShell kicks DM out the window.
  134. * You have been kicked from #zurpg by BlueShell (You have been kicked out the window and you landed on Falco. Hey Einstein, I'm on your side! «14,879»)
  135. <DM> *Since you have Shadow affinity (Gouanaco), you're able to distinguish the dark figures of everyone. You notice something a little larger next to Emilica.*
  136. <DM> (lighting it with what?)
  137. <Gouanaco> k
  138. <Gouanaco> ah
  139. <Gouanaco> ok lol
  140. <Adlez> I cast magic missile!
  141. <DM> *Why are you casting magic missile?*
  142. <Green_Enrics> (He's attacking the darkness.)
  143. <Green_Enrics> *She
  144. <Adlez> could i attempt a PSI flash?
  145. <DM> yes
  146. <Adlez> PSI FLASH!
  147. <Green_Enrics> (Party of 4...what is this, a JRPG?)
  148. <DM> *You cast PSI Flash against the darkness. Roll Wisdom against the darkness!*
  149. <Adlez> yes!
  150. <Adlez> $8d10
  151. <Navi> Adlez: You rolled 8 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 4, 10, 8, 8, 1, 9 and 9. Total: 52. Successes: 6.
  152. <DM> (well, its mechanics are based off of JRPGs, so yes)
  153. <Green_Enrics> (3 females, 1 guy...what is this, Final Fantasy 5?)
  154. <PHANTO> (Yes)
  155. <DM> $7d10
  156. <Navi> DM: You rolled 7 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 9, 7, 2, 3, 9 and 9. Total: 46. Successes: 5.
  157. <Gouanaco> (hangon im the only male)
  158. <Gouanaco> (?)
  159. <DM> (you're the only male character)
  160. <Emilica> (Yes)
  161. <DM> (everyone here is actually male though)
  162. <Gouanaco> (yeh i know lol)
  163. <Green_Enrics> (BRB)
  164. * Emilica is away: Brbs
  165. <DM> *Your blast of light shines through the darkness and reflects off the water. It strikes a Octorok and bounces off its skin, before the room returns to darkness.*
  166. <Adlez> wow
  167. <Gouanaco> oh
  168. <Green_Enrics> (BACK)
  169. <DM> *The light, for whatever reason, lingers in the water, causing it to light the area... well, you all can see about two feet above where it's lighting, and that's it.*
  170. * Emilica is back (gone 00:01:23)
  171. * Shady is now known as Octorok
  172. <DM> *Something starts hovering over you all, but the light from the water is making it impossible to see anything that's not directly over the water's surface.*
  173. * X__X is now known as Unknown
  174. <Emilica> Is that an Octorok
  175. <Adlez> ooh, spooky
  176. <DM> statsu! - http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/thread-302.html
  177. <Emilica> I LOVE OCTOROKS
  178. <Adlez> so, um... KILL IT!
  179. <DM> *Roll initiatives!*
  180. <Octorok> $init 1d10
  181. <Navi> Octorok: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 6.
  182. <Unknown> $init 1d10
  183. <Navi> Unknown: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 3.
  184. <Adlez> $init 1d10
  185. <Navi> Adlez: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 5.
  186. <Gouanaco> (Can i have 2 passive skills at once?)
  187. <Emilica> $init 1d10
  188. <DM> (yes)
  189. <Navi> Emilica: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 6.
  190. <Green_Enrics> (Oh my
  191. <Gouanaco> (Cause if i do... then i have +1 init?)
  192. <Green_Enrics> $init 1d10
  193. <DM> (yes)
  194. <Navi> Green_Enrics: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 3.
  195. <Gouanaco> $init 1d10
  196. <Navi> Gouanaco: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 8.
  197. <DM> $init s
  198. <Navi> The Battle has started! Turn Order: Gouanaco (8), Octorok (6), Emilica (6), Adlez (5), Green_Enrics (3) and Unknown (3).
  199. <DM> (hold, before doing anything)
  200. * Gouanaco is holding
  201. <Adlez> hammer time?
  202. <Gouanaco> (i have a passive skill that adds 0d1 to my init wtf does that mean?
  203. <Gouanaco> )
  204. <DM> (you'd roll $init 1d11, up from 1d10)
  205. <DM> (too late, do it next time)
  206. <DM> *FIELD EFFECT 1 - The room is tilting back and forth. At the start of each person's turn, it may tilt with $1d2. 1 = your way, and the Octorok gains +2 dice when attacking you. 2 = Octorok's way, you gain +2 dice when attacking it. The unknown is not affected by this since it's floating.*
  207. <Adlez> oww
  208. * BlueShell points and laughs at the Octorok from behind the Fourth Wall.
  209. * PHANTO hits BlueShell
  210. * BlueShell kicks PHANTO out the window.
  211. * BlueShell has kicked PHANTO from #zurpg (You have been kicked out the window and you landed in your Animal Crossing Town. Better go shake those trees for buttfruits! «14,880»)
  212. <Green_Enrics> :O
  213. <Adlez> well then, did we init yet?
  214. <DM> *FIELD EFFECT 2 - The light does not illuminate the unknown. When attacking the unknown, you lose 3 dice when attacking it. However, those in the light water recover 1 Magic when you're successful in attacking or defending.*
  215. <DM> $turns
  216. <Navi> Turn Order: Gouanaco (8), Octorok (6), Emilica (6), Adlez (5), Green_Enrics (3) and Unknown (3).
  217. <Green_Enrics> (yes)
  218. <DM> *Start away!*
  219. * Gouanaco swings axe at Unkown (Roll Power)
  220. <DM> (-3 dice on the swing)
  221. * FS (~FireSerap@67.217.194.10) has joined #zurpg
  222. * FS is now known as Christopher_Belmont
  223. <Gouanaco> $1d7 ?
  224. <Navi> Gouanaco: You rolled 1 Die with 7 Sides. Result: 2. Total: 2.
  225. <DM> ($7d10)
  226. <Gouanaco> no wait thats wroung?
  227. * Gouanaco facepalms
  228. <Gouanaco> $7d10
  229. <Navi> Gouanaco: You rolled 7 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 9, 6, 9, 1, 9 and 8. Total: 50. Successes: 6.
  230. <Unknown> $4d10
  231. <Navi> Unknown: You rolled 4 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 5, 8 and 6. Total: 20. Successes: 3.
  232. <Adlez> nice
  233. <Christopher_Belmont> $init
  234. <Navi> Christopher_Belmont: Want to insert initiative? Tell me what it is!
  235. <DM> *Your axe chips something away, dealing 5 damage to the unknown.*
  236. <DM> ($init j
  237. <DM> *Christopher_Belmont suddenly descends.*
  238. <Gouanaco> 7h,5m
  239. * Christopher_Belmont walks in the room
  240. * Gouanaco waves to Chris
  241. <Unknown> 1h, ?m
  242. <Adlez> ...and down from the heavens descended chuck noris?
  243. <DM> yep
  244. <DM> ($endturn?)
  245. <Christopher_Belmont> $endturn
  246. <Navi> Christopher_Belmont: Want to end your turn? Wait until it comes up!
  247. <Gouanaco> yeh sorry
  248. <Gouanaco> $endturn
  249. <Navi> Gouanaco has ended their turn. Octorok: It is your turn now.
  250. <Navi> Turn Order: Gouanaco (8), Octorok (6), Emilica (6), Adlez (5), Green_Enrics (3) and Unknown (3).
  251. * BlueShell kicks DM out the window.
  252. * You have been kicked from #zurpg by BlueShell (You have been kicked out the window and you landed in a stream, streaming other streams! Streamception! «14,881»)
  253. <DM> $1d2
  254. <Navi> DM: You flipped 1 coin. Values: Heads (1). Results: 1 Head (1) - 0 Tails (2).
  255. <Emilica> YAY
  256. <DM> (what are you talking about, that's bad, lol)
  257. <Emilica> COME TO MOMMA
  258. <PHANTO> (In Character things)
  259. <DM> *The room tilts your way, and the Octorok slides in your direction.*
  260. * BlueShell points at the party and laughs from behind the Fourth Wall.
  261. * PHANTO slaps BlueShell with a card
  262. * Octorok is fires a rock from its cannon-mouth at Green_Enrics! (Roll Power)
  263. <Octorok> $15d10
  264. <Navi> Octorok: You rolled 15 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 4, 3, 10, 2, 5, 4, 9, 5, 2, 2, 5, 3, 10 and 3. Total: 75. Successes: 9.
  265. * BlueShell blows PHANTO up with a Creeper!
  266. <BlueShell> Sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss.
  267. * BlueShell has kicked PHANTO from #zurpg (BOOM! «14,882»)
  268. * PHANTO (~ThatOneGu@CPE-65-31-190-95.wi.res.rr.com) has joined #zurpg
  269. * Christopher_Belmont readies his whip
  270. * ChanServ gives voice to PHANTO
  271. <Green_Enrics> Oh god what
  272. * Green_Enrics blocks
  273. <Green_Enrics> $10d10
  274. <Navi> Green_Enrics: You rolled 10 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 7, 9, 2, 3, 6, 1, 3, 8 and 2. Total: 42. Successes: 4.
  275. <Green_Enrics> oh mother fu0
  276. <Green_Enrics> *fu-
  277. <DM> *The rock blasts you into the wall, dealing 5 damage.*
  278. <Octorok> 6h, 3m
  279. <Octorok> $endturn
  280. <Navi> Octorok has ended their turn. Emilica: It is your turn now.
  281. <Navi> Turn Order: Gouanaco (8), Octorok (6), Emilica (6), Adlez (5), Green_Enrics (3) and Unknown (3).
  282. <DM> $1d2
  283. <Navi> DM: You flipped 1 coin. Values: Heads (1). Results: 1 Head (1) - 0 Tails (2).
  284. <DM> *The room remains tilted your way.*
  285. <Green_Enrics> 2h
  286. <Emilica> (What do)
  287. <Adlez> hit it
  288. <Emilica> HI OCTO
  289. * Octorok squoinkirgles.
  290. <DM> (I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DESCRIBE THAT SOUND)
  291. * Emilica tries to cut the Octo with a Steeled Sword (Roll Courage?)
  292. <Adlez> "honk"?
  293. <BlueShell> ... what the fuck is a squoinkirgles
  294. <DM> lulz
  295. <DM> A zergling having an orgasm? I dunno.
  296. <DM> (Roll away, Emilica!
  297. <Emilica> (Do I roll a regular roll or do I roll minus the two dice things I don't even know)
  298. * Christopher_Belmont quickly examines the room
  299. <DM> (it's normal)
  300. <Emilica> $12d10
  301. <Navi> Emilica: You rolled 12 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 4, 8, 5, 6, 2, 7, 8, 5, 1, 1 and 5. Total: 56. Successes: 7.
  302. <DM> *You examine the room to find you can't see crap other than what's in the illuminated water. There's dark, floaty thing about you all that has 1 heart left.*
  303. <Octorok> $4d10
  304. <Navi> Octorok: You rolled 4 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 8, 6 and 5. Total: 28. Successes: 4.
  305. <Adlez> yay!
  306. <DM> *Your blade hits the Octorok, but its slimy skin bounces most of the attack off.*
  307. <DM> 7 - 4 = 3 - 2 = 1 damage
  308. <Octorok> 5h, 3m
  309. <Unknown> 1h, ?m
  310. <Emilica> 10h, 7m
  311. * DM sticks the field effects in #zuchat.
  312. <Emilica> $endturn
  313. <Navi> Emilica has ended their turn. Adlez: It is your turn now.
  314. <Navi> Turn Order: Gouanaco (8), Octorok (6), Emilica (6), Adlez (5), Green_Enrics (3) and Unknown (3).
  315. <DM> $1d2
  316. <Navi> DM: You flipped 1 coin. Values: Heads (1). Results: 1 Head (1) - 0 Tails (2).
  317. <DM> *The room continues to remain tilted in your direction.*
  318. <Adlez> was that good?
  319. <DM> *There is a slight possibly that Shady is trying to kill you.*
  320. <DM> *That means Octorok gets +2 dice when attacking you.*
  321. * Adlez uses PSI Flash! (Roll Wisdom)
  322. <DM> (vs?
  323. <Adlez> um, Dr Ock
  324. <Christopher_Belmont> $init j
  325. <Adlez> $8d10
  326. <Navi> Christopher_Belmont: You have entered the fray!
  327. <Navi> Adlez: You rolled 8 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 9, 1, 9, 7, 7, 4 and 9. Total: 54. Successes: 6.
  328. <Adlez> whoo!
  329. <Octorok> $7d10
  330. <Navi> Octorok: You rolled 7 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 4, 7, 4, 7, 8 and 1. Total: 35. Successes: 3.
  331. <Adlez> 10h,5m
  332. <DM> *Your attack hits it squarely, and you recover the magic from the attack due to the water's effect.*
  333. * Christopher_Belmont readies his whip and grabs his blessed daggers
  334. <Adlez> 6m
  335. <DM> 6 - 3 = 3 - 2 = 1 damage
  336. <Adlez> $endturn
  337. <Navi> Adlez has ended their turn. Green_Enrics: It is your turn now.
  338. <Navi> Turn Order: Gouanaco (8), Octorok (6), Emilica (6), Adlez (5), Green_Enrics (3), Unknown (3) and Christopher_Belmont (0).
  339. <Octorok> 4h, 3m
  340. * Green_Enrics striketh at the Octorock
  341. <Green_Enrics> (Roll Courage)
  342. <Green_Enrics> $9d10
  343. <Navi> Green_Enrics: You rolled 9 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 6, 10, 6, 2, 7, 2, 3 and 6. Total: 47. Successes: 7.
  344. <Octorok> $4d10
  345. <Navi> Octorok: You rolled 4 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 3, 3 and 1. Total: 9. Successes: 0.
  346. <DM> $1d2
  347. <Navi> DM: You flipped 1 coin. Values: Heads (1). Results: 1 Head (1) - 0 Tails (2).
  348. <DM> (not that it matters now, lol)
  349. <Adlez> ha! eat it Octorock!
  350. <DM> *Your blade flays the Octorok open, and its blood pours into the water, illuminating all of you in a red, sadistic color.*
  351. <Emilica> NOOOOOOO
  352. <Emilica> NOT THE OCTO
  353. <Green_Enrics> That's what you get for doing like 5 damage to me!
  354. <Octorok> $removeme
  355. <Navi> Octorok has removed theirself from the battle. Turn Order: Gouanaco (8), Emilica (6), Adlez (5), Green_Enrics (3), Unknown (3) and Christopher_Belmont (0).
  356. * Octorok is now known as X_X
  357. <Green_Enrics> 2h
  358. <Green_Enrics> 3m
  359. <Green_Enrics> *4m
  360. <Emilica> ;_;
  361. <Green_Enrics> $endturn
  362. <Navi> Green_Enrics has ended their turn. Unknown: It is your turn now.
  363. <Navi> Turn Order: Gouanaco (8), Emilica (6), Adlez (5), Green_Enrics (3), Unknown (3) and Christopher_Belmont (0).
  364. * Unknown summons an orb of fire in the air, which then explodes, hitting everyone except itself! (Roll Wisdom)
  365. * Unknown is now known as Firerobe
  366. <Firerobe> $15d10
  367. <Navi> Firerobe: You rolled 15 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 7, 4, 5, 6, 3, 9, 2, 6, 3, 10, 7, 9, 6 and 9. Total: 92. Successes: 12.
  368. <Adlez> $8d10
  369. <Navi> Adlez: You rolled 8 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 5, 4, 9, 5, 10, 3 and 9. Total: 53. Successes: 7.
  370. <Gouanaco> $8d10
  371. <Navi> Gouanaco: You rolled 8 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 4, 1, 1, 9, 9, 1 and 6. Total: 33. Successes: 3.
  372. <DM> +2 succeses vs. Emilica
  373. <Emilica> $9d10
  374. <Navi> Emilica: You rolled 9 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 6, 9, 7, 5, 5, 9, 8 and 1. Total: 56. Successes: 8.
  375. * DM pokes Green_Enrics and Christopher_Belmont - roll Wisdom.
  376. <Adlez> oops, forgot +1 for sheild
  377. <Adlez> $1d10
  378. <Navi> Adlez: You rolled 1 Die with 10 Sides. Result: 9. Total: 9. Successes: 1.
  379. <DM> 12 - 8 = 4/2 = 2 - 2 = 0 damage to Adlez
  380. <Christopher_Belmont> Roll wisdom $5d10
  381. <Adlez> :D
  382. <Green_Enrics> $8d10
  383. <Navi> Green_Enrics: You rolled 8 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 1, 9, 10, 2, 8, 4 and 7. Total: 48. Successes: 6.
  384. <Christopher_Belmont> Did I do that right?
  385. <DM> without the "Roll wisdom " part
  386. <Christopher_Belmont> $5d10
  387. <Navi> Christopher_Belmont: You rolled 5 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 1, 5, 1 and 5. Total: 17. Successes: 3.
  388. <DM> 12 - 3 = 9/2 = 4.5 rounded = 5 - 2 = 3 damage to Gouanaco
  389. <DM> 4 damage to Christopher_Belmont
  390. <Gouanaco> k
  391. <Christopher_Belmont> 4h 2m
  392. <DM> 14 - 8 = 6/2 = 3 - 2 = 1 damage to Emilica
  393. <DM> 12 - 6 = 6/2 = 3 damage to Green_Enrics
  394. <Emilica> 9h, 7m
  395. <Green_Enrics> Well
  396. * Green_Enrics uses explosion, and dies
  397. <Adlez> oh no!
  398. <Emilica> SHE'S DEAD, JIM
  399. <Emilica> Wait, there is nobody named Jim
  400. <Firerobe> 1h, 4m
  401. <DM> $endturn
  402. <Navi> DM has ended Unknown's turn. Christopher_Belmont: It is your turn now.
  403. <Navi> Turn Order: Gouanaco (8), Emilica (6), Adlez (5), Green_Enrics (3), Unknown (3) and Christopher_Belmont (0).
  404. <Firerobe> 1h, 4m | Firefield at 5 damage reduction
  405. <Green_Enrics> $removeme
  406. <Adlez> whip it real good
  407. <Navi> Green_Enrics has removed theirself from the battle. Turn Order: Gouanaco (8), Emilica (6), Adlez (5), Unknown (3) and Christopher_Belmont (0).
  408. <Christopher_Belmont> NO. You bastard, you'll pay for that
  409. <DM> (and this is what happens when you drop a Firerobe to 1 heart.... hope ya can hit it hard)
  410. <Green_Enrics> 0h 4m
  411. * Christopher_Belmont readies his whip, he will avenge green enrics
  412. <Green_Enrics> (Do I still get EXP?)
  413. <DM> (you will)
  414. <Adlez> as long as we survive
  415. <Christopher_Belmont> *Battle of the Holy (Christopher Belmont's Theme song) starts playing in the background*
  416. * BlueShell is now playing: Macklemore & Ryan Lewis - Thrift Shop (Xtra Clean) (181.FM - POWER 181 -=[: The Hitz Channel :]=- www.181.fm)
  417. <DM> (really? Thrift Shop, REALLY?)
  418. * PHANTO stares into BlueShell's eyes
  419. * BlueShell kicks PHANTO out the window.
  420. * BlueShell has kicked PHANTO from #zurpg (You have been kicked out the window and you landed in death water, that's some instant death. :o «14,883»)
  421. * PHANTO dies from the water
  422. * PHANTO is now known as DeadMan
  423. <DM> *A PHANTO slams straight into the wall next to you, dying on impact.*
  424. <Adlez> gah!
  425. * Christopher_Belmont whips the Firerobe with all of his vengeful might
  426. <Christopher_Belmont> roll courage
  427. <DM> *The firefield is illuminating the Firerobe. You no longer have -3 dice when attacking it.*
  428. <Christopher_Belmont> $8d10
  429. <Navi> Christopher_Belmont: You rolled 8 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 5, 1, 3, 2, 1, 3 and 5. Total: 27. Successes: 3.
  430. <Firerobe> $5d10
  431. <Navi> Firerobe: You rolled 5 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 6, 4, 9 and 2. Total: 28. Successes: 3.
  432. <DM> ROLLOFF
  433. <Christopher_Belmont> $8d10
  434. <Navi> Christopher_Belmont: You rolled 8 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 1, 2, 3, 5, 9, 1 and 5. Total: 35. Successes: 4.
  435. <Firerobe> $5d10
  436. <Navi> Firerobe: You rolled 5 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 3, 2, 5 and 2. Total: 19. Successes: 2.
  437. * Christopher_Belmont grins a triumphant grin, knowing that the firerobe has met it's
  438. <DM> *Your attack hits the Firerobe, but it bounces off of the firefield, doing no damage. A feedback pulse is sent from the firefield back at you. Roll Wisdom vs. 4 successes!*
  439. <Christopher_Belmont> doom
  440. <DM> (not yet)
  441. <Christopher_Belmont> $5d10
  442. <Navi> Christopher_Belmont: You rolled 5 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 2, 2, 4 and 8. Total: 26. Successes: 3.
  443. <DM> (oh right, you entered after I linked... - http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/thread-302.html
  444. <DM> *The feedback pulse deals 2 burn damage to you.*
  445. <Christopher_Belmont> 2h 2m
  446. <DM> *Your leather armor burns off.*
  447. <DM> ($endturn?)
  448. <Christopher_Belmont> so would that make it 3h 2m?
  449. <Christopher_Belmont> $endturn
  450. <Navi> Christopher_Belmont has ended their turn. Gouanaco: It is your turn now.
  451. <Navi> Turn Order: Gouanaco (8), Emilica (6), Adlez (5), Unknown (3) and Christopher_Belmont (0).
  452. <DM> uhh, you're at 2h 2m, that's right
  453. <Christopher_Belmont> Thank you for clarifiying
  454. * Gouanaco swings his axe(Named Larry) at Unknown (Roll Power)
  455. <DM> *FIELD EFFECT - Those in the light water recover 1 Magic when you're successful in attacking or defending.*
  456. <Adlez> oh, nice
  457. <DM> (that's the only field effect that still applies right now)
  458. <Gouanaco> so what is my bonouses ? wich way is the floor facing?
  459. <DM> tilting floor no longer matters, it was only against the Octorok
  460. <Gouanaco> ok
  461. <DM> and the Firerobe is now illuminated by its own firefield
  462. * Gouanaco swings his axe(Named Larry) at Unknown (Roll Power) Again
  463. <Gouanaco> $10d10
  464. <Navi> Gouanaco: You rolled 10 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 5, 10, 7, 4, 9, 2, 1, 6 and 2. Total: 48. Successes: 6.
  465. <Firerobe> $4d10
  466. <Navi> Firerobe: You rolled 4 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 7, 8 and 5. Total: 29. Successes: 4.
  467. <DM> 6 - 4 = 2 + 2 = 4 damage, not enough to get through firefield
  468. * DM trips on a Geodude and drops free rerolls on Gouanaco and Firerobe.
  469. <Gouanaco> Does that count as a succsess? though?
  470. * DeadMan is now known as RandomGeodude
  471. <DM> (reroll it, the gods smile upon you this day)
  472. <RandomGeodude> DUUUUUUUDE
  473. <Gouanaco> k
  474. * RandomGeodude is now known as TheXMan
  475. * BlueShell kicks TheXMan out the window.
  476. * BlueShell has kicked TheXMan from #zurpg (You have been kicked out the window and you landed on a ship that's headed to Antarctica! Better take your winter coat along with you! «14,884»)
  477. * TheXMan (~ThatOneGu@CPE-65-31-190-95.wi.res.rr.com) has joined #zurpg
  478. * ChanServ gives voice to TheXMan
  479. <DM> lolwut
  480. <Gouanaco> $10d10
  481. <Navi> Gouanaco: You rolled 10 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 5, 4, 3, 6, 5, 2, 6, 3 and 10. Total: 51. Successes: 7.
  482. <Firerobe> $4d10
  483. <Navi> Firerobe: You rolled 4 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 2, 6 and 8. Total: 22. Successes: 3.
  484. <DM> 7 - 3 = 4 + 2 = 6 - 5 = 1 damage
  485. <Gouanaco> i get healed by 1 (Cause of leech) btw
  486. * BlueShell flies into the room and relieves itself on the Firerobe, then flies back into the Fourth Wall.
  487. <Adlez> that's an aggressive BlueShell
  488. <DM> *Your axe finally cuts through the firefield, rending Firerobe in half as it floats down into the water, disintegrating upon contact in a flash of steam.*
  489. * Firerobe is now known as X__X
  490. <DM> $init r
  491. <Gouanaco> 5h,5m
  492. <Navi> DM: The bot has been reset.
  493. <DM> *Green_Enrics is revived to 1 Heart.*
  494. <Green_Enrics> YAY
  495. <Gouanaco> DM is the water still magic water?
  496. <Christopher_Belmont> Are you okay, ma'am
  497. <DM> (yes)
  498. <Christopher_Belmont> ?
  499. <Gouanaco> (could i collect some and drink it later?)
  500. * Christopher_Belmont walks over to green_enrics
  501. <DM> (sure)
  502. <DM> (lemme write it up for ya)
  503. * Gouanaco collects some of the water into a bottle
  504. <DM> +13 EXP
  505. <Gouanaco> (thx)
  506. <Adlez> hey green, it's not like i like you or anything, but i have an extra red potion you could use, if you want
  507. <DM> +$13d8 Rupees
  508. * Green_Enrics sighs
  509. <DM> $2d6
  510. <Green_Enrics> Yes
  511. <Navi> DM: You rolled 2 Dice with 6 Sides. Result: 3 and 3. Total: 6.
  512. <Adlez> $13d8
  513. <Navi> Adlez: You rolled 13 Dice with 8 Sides. Result: 8, 2, 3, 8, 1, 5, 1, 3, 6, 4, 1, 5 and 1. Total: 48.
  514. <DM> *No random items drop unfortunately.*
  515. <Christopher_Belmont> $13d8
  516. <Navi> Christopher_Belmont: You rolled 13 Dice with 8 Sides. Result: 8, 3, 1, 7, 7, 7, 8, 7, 3, 6, 8, 2 and 5. Total: 72.
  517. <Green_Enrics> (Exactly enough for a level up.)
  518. <Christopher_Belmont> 72 rupees, eh? not bad
  519. <TheXMan> $13d8
  520. <Navi> TheXMan: You rolled 13 Dice with 8 Sides. Result: 6, 6, 7, 8, 4, 8, 2, 7, 2, 1, 4, 3 and 2. Total: 60.
  521. <Gouanaco> $13d8
  522. <Navi> Gouanaco: You rolled 13 Dice with 8 Sides. Result: 2, 3, 2, 4, 7, 6, 1, 8, 2, 5, 2, 4 and 1. Total: 47.
  523. <Adlez> aw, i got shafted :(
  524. <Adlez> phew
  525. * Emilica has quit (Ping timeout)
  526. <Green_Enrics> $13d8
  527. <Navi> Green_Enrics: You rolled 13 Dice with 8 Sides. Result: 5, 3, 7, 2, 1, 4, 3, 1, 1, 3, 7, 6 and 6. Total: 49.
  528. * TheXMan is now known as Emilica
  529. <Adlez> yay, level up
  530. * Emilica gets a Level Up
  531. * Gouanaco doesnt >: (
  532. <Green_Enrics> +1 Magic, +1 Wisdom, +3 HP
  533. * Fireblast124 (~ThatOneGu@CPE-65-31-190-95.wi.res.rr.com) has joined #zurpg
  534. * ChanServ gives voice to Fireblast124
  535. <Adlez> +2 courage, +2 wisdom, +1 magic
  536. * Fireblast124 is now known as FlamingDummy
  537. <Emilica> +2power, +1courage, +1wisdoom, +1magic
  538. <DM> (reminder, when you level up, you also get a RP)
  539. <Adlez> oh really?
  540. <Green_Enrics> (Oh crap)
  541. <DM> *A quick melody plays, and the door behind you unlocks.*
  542. <DM> *There doesn't appear to be anything else in the room.*
  543. <Adlez> doo doo doo bee doo!
  544. * Christopher_Belmont enters the now opened doorway, he remains alert though
  545. <Adlez> well, let's go... I guess
  546. <Adlez> this was where we came from, right?
  547. * Gouanaco walks
  548. <Emilica> Shouldn't have left my whip at home
  549. <Christopher_Belmont> sshhh... I hear something ahead of us.
  550. <DM> *You end back in the main room. You notice the left torch above the locked door is lit.*
  551. <Christopher_Belmont> something is rather suspicious about this, I could have sworn I heard something.
  552. <Adlez> well, we got that challenge done, i guess
  553. <Adlez> it might be from that other room
  554. <Adlez> you should go check it out
  555. <Christopher_Belmont> I suppose so, fellow adventurer.
  556. <Green_Enrics> Wait, did we ever get a key from that room?
  557. <Christopher_Belmont> Methinks some backtracking is in order.
  558. * Christopher_Belmont reenters the room with the glowing water, just to see if the water can be dived into to
  559. <DM> *It's shadow water. At most, it goes up to your knees.*
  560. <Adlez> maybe i should get some of this magic water in a bottle, too
  561. * Gouanaco did^
  562. * Adlez fills my own bottle
  563. * Christopher_Belmont stoops down and feels around int the water for a key or any other item
  564. <Green_Enrics> *shallow, not shadow :|
  565. <DM> *derp, yeah, shallow water
  566. <DM> $1d5
  567. <Navi> DM: You rolled 1 Die with 5 Sides. Result: 5. Total: 5.
  568. <DM> *You find nothing in the water.*
  569. <DM> *The room with the water starts to crumble from the other side. Shady's mind seems to be tiring even further.*
  570. <Christopher_Belmont> darn. Well I guess my luck isn't as good as I thought it would be
  571. * Christopher_Belmont heads out of there quickly
  572. <DM> *The door to the west room locks as you feel the main room rumble some.*
  573. <Adlez> quick, the other room!
  574. <Christopher_Belmont> This is just like the two times I had to escape from Dracula's Castle after defeating him
  575. <DM> *You head to the east room and find yourself.... outside? Wha?*
  576. * Christopher_Belmont has a flashback to both the ending of Castlevania the adventure and Castlevania II: Belmont's Revenge
  577. <Christopher_Belmont> Something is amiss here....
  578. <Green_Enrics> ._.
  579. <Emilica> THERE WILL BE DEATH
  580. <DM> *You're in a grassy field with a guard tower in front of you. The guard tower has two Moblin Archers in it, and a Moblin standing guard at the bottom of the tower.*
  581. <Green_Enrics> Hmm
  582. <Emilica> Good thing I got a bow
  583. <DM> *As soon as they see you, the archers ready their bows, and the door behind you locks.*
  584. <Emilica> No, not those things that you wear on your head
  585. <Gouanaco> Good thing i got a Emilica
  586. <Green_Enrics> I used to be Darknut, maybe they'll remember me?
  587. <Christopher_Belmont> Well it looks like we're going to need to strike quickly
  588. <Adlez> ah! look out
  589. <DM> (You're in Shady's mind, Green, they're not going to remember you, lol)
  590. <Christopher_Belmont> I wouldn't bet my chances on that
  591. <Green_Enrics> Oh right, we're in Shady's mind....
  592. * Christopher_Belmont readies his whip again and gets ready for a suicidal charge..
  593. <Christopher_Belmont> It's do or die time, people!
  594. <DM> *Suddenly, a wave of distortions break the wind across the field. Lightning starts hitting the field, despite it being a clear, sunny sky.*
  595. * Adlez readies a Barrier on Belmont
  596. <DM> *Roll initiatives!*
  597. <Christopher_Belmont> Thank you
  598. <Adlez> $init 1d10
  599. <Navi> Adlez: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 2.
  600. * BlueShell kicks DM out the window.
  601. <Christopher_Belmont> $init j
  602. * You have been kicked from #zurpg by BlueShell (You have been kicked out the window and you landed wherever this kick line takes you! «14,886»)
  603. <Navi> Christopher_Belmont: There is no active battle!
  604. * Green_Enrics throws Christopher_Belmont at the Moblins. (Roll Power...oh wait)
  605. <Gouanaco> (so how do i roll it again?)
  606. <Christopher_Belmont> $init 1d10
  607. <Navi> Christopher_Belmont: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 4.
  608. <Green_Enrics> $init 1d10
  609. <Navi> Green_Enrics: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 8.
  610. <Emilica> $init 1d10
  611. <Navi> Emilica: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 4.
  612. <Moblin> $init 1d10
  613. <Navi> Moblin: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 9.
  614. <MoblinArcher1> $init 1d10
  615. <Navi> MoblinArcher1: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 7.
  616. <MoblinArcher2> $init 1d10
  617. <Navi> MoblinArcher2: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 10.
  618. * Emilica dies from the Japanese's bad luck number
  619. <Gouanaco> 2d10?
  620. <BlueShell> $init 1d4
  621. <Navi> BlueShell: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 2.
  622. <DM> ($init 1d11, Gouanaco
  623. <Gouanaco> 1d11?
  624. <Gouanaco> OK
  625. <Gouanaco> thx
  626. <Gouanaco> $1d11
  627. <Navi> Gouanaco: You rolled 1 Die with 11 Sides. Result: 9. Total: 9.
  628. <DM> ... with the $init
  629. <Gouanaco> oh
  630. * Gouanaco facepalms
  631. <Gouanaco> $init 1d11
  632. <Navi> Gouanaco: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 4.
  633. <Adlez> hahaha
  634. <DM> $init s
  635. <Navi> The Battle has started! Turn Order: MoblinArcher2 (10), Moblin (9), Green_Enrics (8), MoblinArcher1 (7), Christopher_Belmont (4), Emilica (4), Gouanaco (4), Adlez (2) and BlueShell (2).
  636. <Gouanaco> :/
  637. Moblin MoblinArcher1 MoblinArcher2
  638. MoblinArcher1 MoblinArcher2
  639. <DM> Bonus Turns: MoblinArcher2
  640. <Adlez> aww no
  641. <DM> *FIELD EFFECT! Lightning strikes two random targets at the start of each round with $2d#, where # is the number of players in the battle (excluding BlueShell).*
  642. <Adlez> oh no!
  643. <FlamingDummy> HI GUYS
  644. * Christopher_Belmont eats his pot roast real quick because he's low on health
  645. <DM> *Additionally, the archers are at the top of the tower. Melee attacks will not reach them, and the Moblin is auto-covering the ladder that allows anyone to get up there.*
  646. <DM> (pot roast goes through, that's fine)
  647. <Green_Enrics> Hmm
  648. <MoblinArcher2> $1d5
  649. <Navi> MoblinArcher2: You rolled 1 Die with 5 Sides. Result: 1. Total: 1.
  650. <Green_Enrics> Out of range...hmm?
  651. Moblin MoblinArcher1 MoblinArcher2
  652. MoblinArcher1 MoblinArcher2
  653. * DM replaces the Swarm Bows on both of the MoblinArchers with standard bows, hackers.
  654. * MoblinArcher2 fires a Metal Tipped Arrow at Adlez! (Roll Courage)
  655. <DM> (stats - http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/thread-302.html
  656. <Adlez> oh no!
  657. <MoblinArcher2> $11d10
  658. <Navi> MoblinArcher2: You rolled 11 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 6, 8, 6, 4, 8, 7, 5, 1, 10 and 6. Total: 68. Successes: 10.
  659. <Adlez> good thing i increased that
  660. <Adlez> $9d10
  661. <Navi> Adlez: You rolled 9 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 1, 10, 10, 1, 7, 3, 4 and 9. Total: 48. Successes: 6.
  662. <DM> 10 - 6 = 4 - 2 = 2 damage
  663. <Adlez> ow
  664. <DM> wait, 3 damage
  665. <DM> trueshot arrow
  666. <DM> errr
  667. <DM> trueshot aura
  668. <Adlez> 7h,8m
  669. <DM> annnd forgot mob mentality, oh well
  670. <Gouanaco> did we heal after the first battle?
  671. <DM> (nope)
  672. * MoblinArcher2 ends his bonus turn.
  673. <Adlez> i just didn't take damage
  674. <DM> $turns
  675. <Navi> Turn Order: MoblinArcher2 (10), Moblin (9), Green_Enrics (8), MoblinArcher1 (7), Christopher_Belmont (4), Emilica (4), Gouanaco (4), Adlez (2) and BlueShell (2).
  676. <DM> $2d8
  677. <Navi> DM: You rolled 2 Dice with 8 Sides. Result: 1 and 7. Total: 8.
  678. MoblinArcher1 MoblinArcher2
  679. <Adlez> yes!
  680. <DM> *Lightning strikes MoblinArcher2 and Gouanaco! Roll Wisdom!*
  681. <Adlez> no!
  682. <Gouanaco> WHAT! :O
  683. <DM> $10d10
  684. <Navi> DM: You rolled 10 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 1, 6, 3, 8, 5, 4, 9, 9 and 4. Total: 58. Successes: 6.
  685. <MoblinArcher2> $6d10
  686. <Navi> MoblinArcher2: You rolled 6 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 3, 5, 9, 3 and 3. Total: 29. Successes: 3.
  687. <Gouanaco> $8d10
  688. <Navi> Gouanaco: You rolled 8 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 8, 3, 9, 8, 1, 4 and 4. Total: 46. Successes: 4.
  689. <DM> *The lightning hits both of you for...
  690. <DM> $1d6
  691. <Navi> DM: You rolled 1 Die with 6 Sides. Result: 4. Total: 4.
  692. <DM> *4 damage!*
  693. <DM> (excluding armor)
  694. <MoblinArcher2> 3h
  695. <MoblinArcher1> 6h
  696. <Moblin> 5h, 2m
  697. <Gouanaco> 3h,5m
  698. * MoblinArcher2 aims an arrow at Emilica! (Roll Courage)
  699. <MoblinArcher2> $11d10
  700. <Navi> MoblinArcher2: You rolled 11 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 3, 7, 3, 7, 9, 4, 6, 4, 10 and 9. Total: 71. Successes: 8.
  701. <Emilica> $12d10
  702. <Navi> Emilica: You rolled 12 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 4, 7, 2, 8, 6, 5, 1, 7, 9, 9 and 9. Total: 71. Successes: 8.
  703. <DM> ROLLOFF
  704. <Emilica> $12d10
  705. <MoblinArcher2> $11d10
  706. <Navi> Emilica: You rolled 12 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 1, 9, 3, 7, 2, 10, 2, 6, 3, 9 and 5. Total: 60. Successes: 7.
  707. <Navi> MoblinArcher2: You rolled 11 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 7, 7, 7, 6, 10, 5, 2, 2, 5 and 10. Total: 69. Successes: 11.
  708. <DM> ouch
  709. <DM> 11 - 7 = 4 + 1 - 2 = 3 damage
  710. * Emilica throws a reroll at MoblinArcher2
  711. <MoblinArcher2> $11d10
  712. <Navi> MoblinArcher2: You rolled 11 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 2, 6, 9, 6, 6, 4, 6, 5, 4 and 10. Total: 64. Successes: 9.
  713. <MoblinArcher2> 9 - 7 = 2 + 1 - 2 = 1 damage
  714. <Emilica> 8h, 8m
  715. <Adlez> aw
  716. * MoblinArcher2 still hits, but a random force tips the direction of the arrow away slightly, lowering the hit.
  717. <MoblinArcher2> $endturn
  718. <Navi> MoblinArcher2 has ended their turn. Moblin: It is your turn now.
  719. <Navi> Turn Order: MoblinArcher2 (10), Moblin (9), Green_Enrics (8), MoblinArcher1 (7), Christopher_Belmont (4), Emilica (4), Gouanaco (4), Adlez (2) and BlueShell (2).
  720. <Green_Enrics> (Good god the init rolls are awful.)
  721. * Moblin casts guard on itself!
  722. <Emilica> (Blame Navi)
  723. * BlueShell kicks Emilica out the window.
  724. * BlueShell has kicked Emilica from #zurpg (You have been kicked out the window and you landed on a hill! «14,888»)
  725. * Emilica (~ThatOneGu@CPE-65-31-190-95.wi.res.rr.com) has joined #zurpg
  726. * ChanServ gives voice to Emilica
  727. <Moblin> 5h, 0m | Guard
  728. <Moblin> $endturn
  729. <Navi> Moblin has ended their turn. Green_Enrics: It is your turn now.
  730. <Navi> Turn Order: MoblinArcher2 (10), Moblin (9), Green_Enrics (8), MoblinArcher1 (7), Christopher_Belmont (4), Emilica (4), Gouanaco (4), Adlez (2) and BlueShell (2).
  731. * Moblin remains in front of the ladder.
  732. <Green_Enrics> I HAVE A PLAN!
  733. * Green_Enrics grabs Gouanaco's arm and throws him at MoblinArcher2. (Roll Power, unless you deny this. ;~;)
  734. <DM> (YOU roll Power)
  735. <Gouanaco> oh ok fine
  736. <DM> (Gouanaco, you roll Courage actually)
  737. <Green_Enrics> $9d10
  738. <Navi> Green_Enrics: You rolled 9 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 10, 7, 7, 5, 7, 10, 9 and 8. Total: 66. Successes: 10.
  739. <Gouanaco> ok
  740. <Gouanaco> why?
  741. <DM> jumping start
  742. <Gouanaco> oh
  743. <Adlez> shape your body into a missile
  744. <DM> lol
  745. <Adlez> FIRE ONE!
  746. <Gouanaco> $5d10
  747. <Navi> Gouanaco: You rolled 5 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 3, 4, 10 and 6. Total: 27. Successes: 3.
  748. <Gouanaco> 3 courage +2 cause of dragon hide tunic)
  749. Moblin MoblinArcher1 MoblinArcher2
  750. <DM> *Your throw sends Gouanaco flying into Moblin2 with great speed!*
  751. <DM> err
  752. <DM> MoblinArcher2
  753. * Gouanaco ehhhhhhh!
  754. <DM> *MoblinArcher2, roll Courage to defend!*
  755. <MoblinArcher2> $11d10
  756. <Navi> MoblinArcher2: You rolled 11 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 7, 3, 1, 3, 1, 8, 2, 1, 10 and 4. Total: 46. Successes: 5.
  757. * Adlez wonders "What does the Gouanaco say?"
  758. <DM> 13 - 5 = 8/2 = 4 - 1 = 3 damage
  759. * Gouanaco EAT THIS SUCKER!
  760. <Adlez> and this is new math
  761. * MoblinArcher2 explodes on impact from Gouanaco slaming into him. The blood stains the top of the tower, as it drips down to the ground below.
  762. <MoblinArcher2> $removeme
  763. <Navi> MoblinArcher2 has removed theirself from the battle. Turn Order: Moblin (9), Green_Enrics (8), MoblinArcher1 (7), Christopher_Belmont (4), Emilica (4), Gouanaco (4), BlueShell (2) and Adlez (2).
  764. <Green_Enrics> (Okay yeah, throw needs to be one of Green's abilities.)
  765. * MoblinArcher2 is now known as X___X
  766. <DM> (there's an actual Throw move, I'll dig it up and get ya the actual ability later or something)
  767. <Gouanaco> :D
  768. <DM> *Gouanaco is now in the tower with MoblinArcher1!*
  769. <DM> ($endturn?)
  770. <Green_Enrics> $endturn
  771. <Navi> Green_Enrics has ended their turn. MoblinArcher1: It is your turn now.
  772. <Navi> Turn Order: Moblin (9), Green_Enrics (8), MoblinArcher1 (7), Christopher_Belmont (4), Emilica (4), Gouanaco (4), BlueShell (2) and Adlez (2).
  773. <DM> *Something triggers as you reach the top of the tower. A platform descends from the roof of the tower, and a Red Darknut enters the top of the tower from it.*
  774. * X___X is now known as RedDarknut
  775. <RedDarknut> $init j
  776. <Navi> RedDarknut: You have entered the fray!
  777. <Gouanaco> oh sh*T
  778. <Adlez> "A NEW CHALLENGER"
  779. <Green_Enrics> Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
  780. * MoblinArcher1 fires an arrow point-blank at Gouanaco! (Roll Courage)
  781. <MoblinArcher1> $11d10
  782. <Navi> MoblinArcher1: You rolled 11 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 4, 7, 10, 6, 7, 1, 1, 9, 1 and 10. Total: 62. Successes: 9.
  783. <Christopher_Belmont> Jesus, Joseph and Mary! Seriously? I fought Axe Armours tougher than this guy.
  784. <Gouanaco> oh
  785. <Adlez> owww
  786. <Gouanaco> $5d10
  787. <Navi> Gouanaco: You rolled 5 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 10, 3, 2 and 4. Total: 26. Successes: 3.
  788. <DM> 9 - 3 = 6 + 1 - 2 = 5 damage
  789. <Gouanaco> is that the -2 from my armor aswell
  790. <DM> yep
  791. <Gouanaco> oh
  792. <Gouanaco> dear
  793. <Gouanaco> well
  794. <Gouanaco> lets see
  795. <Gouanaco> 1-5
  796. <Gouanaco> ah
  797. <Gouanaco> -4
  798. <Gouanaco> hm
  799. <Adlez> ow
  800. * Gouanaco is dead
  801. <Adlez> well then
  802. <Adlez> i guess i didn't get to give you that barrier
  803. <Adlez> ;9
  804. <DM> oh yeah, you have barrier
  805. <Gouanaco> ?
  806. <Adlez> yes, yes?
  807. <DM> let's just say the lightning strike went through the barrier for reasons of forgetfulness
  808. <Adlez> aight
  809. <DM> annnd this attack was mitigated by the barrier
  810. <Adlez> YAYA
  811. <Adlez> ummmmmm
  812. <Adlez> or
  813. <Adlez> ah, whatever
  814. * MoblinArcher1 is surprised to find his arrow, which should've blasted Gouanaco out of the top of the tower, is blocked by a barrier.
  815. <MoblinArcher1> !!!
  816. <Gouanaco> yay :D
  817. <DM> *The barrier falls.*
  818. <Adlez> magic!
  819. <MoblinArcher1> 6h
  820. <MoblinArcher1> $endturn
  821. <Gouanaco> 1h,5m
  822. <Navi> MoblinArcher1 has ended their turn. Christopher_Belmont: It is your turn now.
  823. <Navi> Turn Order: Moblin (9), Green_Enrics (8), MoblinArcher1 (7), Christopher_Belmont (4), Emilica (4), Gouanaco (4), BlueShell (2), Adlez (2) and RedDarknut (0).
  824. <Christopher_Belmont> Serves you right, you overgrown hellhound!
  825. * Christopher_Belmont throws the blessed dagger near the Moblin Archer (Roll Courage!)
  826. <Christopher_Belmont> $8d10
  827. <Navi> Christopher_Belmont: You rolled 8 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 2, 8, 5, 1, 6, 9 and 4. Total: 38. Successes: 4.
  828. <DM> *Your dagger is thrown into the air a bit clumsily, but it lands with a THUNK right next to MoblinArcher1.*
  829. <DM> (and that takes up the action for your turn)
  830. <Christopher_Belmont> $endturn
  831. <Navi> Christopher_Belmont has ended their turn. Emilica: It is your turn now.
  832. <Navi> Turn Order: Moblin (9), Green_Enrics (8), MoblinArcher1 (7), Christopher_Belmont (4), Emilica (4), Gouanaco (4), BlueShell (2), Adlez (2) and RedDarknut (0).
  833. <Emilica> (Going to ask again here because I don't believe I really got an answer twice)
  834. <Adlez> Stab it with the pointy end!
  835. <Emilica> (Does the Whiplash spell count as a melee attack, or does it count as ranged?)
  836. <DM> (ranged)
  837. * Gouanaco yells out I NEED HEALING!
  838. * Gouanaco MEDIC! MEDIC!
  839. * Emilica casts Whiplash on the Derknit! (Roll Wisd- Oh wait)
  840. <Adlez> I gave the potion I have already!
  841. * Gouanaco only option to heal now is to attack
  842. <Emilica> $9d10
  843. <Navi> Emilica: You rolled 9 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 2, 6, 5, 7, 6, 5, 7 and 8. Total: 55. Successes: 8.
  844. <DM> (you could always cast Heal Beam as an Extra Support Spell, twould cost 3 magic instead of 2, but you could still attack)
  845. <RedDarknut> $2d10
  846. <Navi> RedDarknut: You rolled 2 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9 and 6. Total: 15. Successes: 2.
  847. <DM> 8 - 2 = 6 + 1 - 3 = 4 damage
  848. <RedDarknut> 3h, 3m
  849. <Emilica> (Rolling for second backlash (since it was somewhat successful))
  850. <DM> *The vine does a secondary backlash, hitting RedDarknut again! (Roll Wisdom)*
  851. <Emilica> $8d10
  852. <Navi> Emilica: You rolled 8 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 3, 10, 8, 1, 10, 4 and 7. Total: 44. Successes: 6.
  853. <RedDarknut> $2d10
  854. <Navi> RedDarknut: You rolled 2 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8 and 9. Total: 17. Successes: 2.
  855. <DM> 6 - 2 = 4/2 = 2 - 3 = 0 damage
  856. <Emilica> 8h, 5m
  857. * RedDarknut is hit again, but the backlash bounces off of its Tower Shield.
  858. <Emilica> $endturn
  859. <Navi> Emilica has ended their turn. Gouanaco: It is your turn now.
  860. <Navi> Turn Order: Moblin (9), Green_Enrics (8), MoblinArcher1 (7), Christopher_Belmont (4), Emilica (4), Gouanaco (4), BlueShell (2), Adlez (2) and RedDarknut (0).
  861. <Gouanaco> hmm
  862. * Gouanaco SWINGS! his axe (named larry) at the RedDarknut
  863. <Christopher_Belmont> It is me or has the lighting storm let up?
  864. <Gouanaco> (roll power)
  865. <Gouanaco> $10d10
  866. <Navi> Gouanaco: You rolled 10 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 2, 7, 10, 5, 1, 10, 10, 7 and 3. Total: 64. Successes: 10.
  867. <DM> (the storm only hits at the start of the rounds)
  868. <BlueShell> With nine people in the turn order, (Technically 10), a round lasts for quite a while.
  869. <RedDarknut> $14d10
  870. <Navi> RedDarknut: You rolled 14 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 10, 6, 1, 4, 4, 7, 7, 4, 3, 8, 10, 2 and 4. Total: 76. Successes: 9.
  871. <Christopher_Belmont> I see...
  872. <DM> 10 - 9 = 1 + 2 - 2 - 1 = 0 damage
  873. <Adlez> awww
  874. <Gouanaco> wha?
  875. <Emilica> Gouanaco you idiot
  876. <DM> *Your axe makes a small dent in the RedDarknut's armor, but it fails to do any damage.*
  877. <Gouanaco> does that count as succsesful?
  878. <DM> (If you hit the archer with that, the archer probably would've been in a lot of pain
  879. <DM> Yes, it was successful, but it did no damage.
  880. <Christopher_Belmont> This does not bode well...
  881. <Gouanaco> so do i get leech?
  882. <DM> yes
  883. <Gouanaco> YAY
  884. <DM> lol
  885. <Gouanaco> can i jump of the tower aswell
  886. <Gouanaco> ?
  887. <DM> nope, that'd be an action there
  888. <Gouanaco> >: (
  889. <DM> well, I suppose you can
  890. <DM> but uhh...
  891. <Gouanaco> :D
  892. <DM> you'll take fall damage
  893. <Gouanaco> >: (
  894. <Gouanaco> how much?
  895. <DM> 3 neutral fall damage
  896. <Gouanaco> oh
  897. <Gouanaco> ok then can i climb on the roof of the tower
  898. <DM> nope.avi
  899. <BlueShell> *Gouanaco is already on the roof of the tower from Green_Enrics's throw.
  900. <Gouanaco> yeh but something lowered
  901. <Gouanaco> to reveal the Darknut
  902. <Gouanaco> i wanna climb up there
  903. <DM> Oh... no, that'd be an action there
  904. <Gouanaco> fine im dead lol
  905. <Gouanaco> 2h,5m
  906. <Christopher_Belmont> (Dude it's not worth it. The DM is literally gonn screw you over no matter how you try to leave the tower)
  907. <Gouanaco> $endturn
  908. <Navi> Gouanaco has ended their turn. BlueShell: It is your turn now.
  909. <Navi> Turn Order: Moblin (9), Green_Enrics (8), MoblinArcher1 (7), Christopher_Belmont (4), Emilica (4), Gouanaco (4), BlueShell (2), Adlez (2) and RedDarknut (0).
  910. <DM> (Nah, I'm just stating the facts)
  911. <Gouanaco> (yeh np)
  912. <BlueShell> (Can I get a recap of health values?)
  913. <Moblin> 5h, 0m | Guard
  914. <Adlez> 7h,5m
  915. <RedDarknut> 3h, 3m
  916. <MoblinArcher1> 6h
  917. <Gouanaco> 2h,5m
  918. <Christopher_Belmont> my character is at 8h because of the pot roast I ate at the start of battle
  919. <Emilica> 8h, 5m
  920. <Christopher_Belmont> 8h and 2m
  921. * DM pokes Green_Enrics.
  922. <DM> (I think she's at 1 heart still)
  923. <Adlez> wake up Green_Enrics!
  924. <Green_Enrics> (Is it my turn?)
  925. <Adlez> not yet
  926. <DM> (nope, we just wanted your hearts/magic values)
  927. <Green_Enrics> (Actually, I have 4 hearts, because level up stat ups.)
  928. <DM> (ah)
  929. <Green_Enrics> 4h 5m
  930. <Adlez> ++
  931. * BlueShell comes flying out of nowhere, targeting the person in first place! Emilica, roll your highest stat (Power, Courage, Wisdom, Max Hearts, Max Magic!)
  932. <BlueShell> $12d10
  933. <Navi> BlueShell: You rolled 12 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 3, 10, 5, 4, 3, 5, 1, 10, 8, 6 and 6. Total: 71. Successes: 11.
  934. <Adlez> ????
  935. * DM pokes Emilica with a stick.
  936. <Christopher_Belmont> (this song is just perfect for the battle: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ldq1wBGNF3g)
  937. <Emilica> (Stat that is high with the bonuses?)
  938. <BlueShell> (Yup)
  939. <Emilica> $12d10
  940. <Navi> Emilica: You rolled 12 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 4, 3, 7, 10, 7, 1, 1, 9, 2, 7 and 3. Total: 61. Successes: 7.
  941. <Emilica> (I think)
  942. * BlueShell rams into Emilica, knocking him off-course and dealing 11-7=4-2=2 damage.
  943. <DM> *her
  944. <Emilica> 6h, 5m
  945. <BlueShell> $endturn
  946. <Navi> BlueShell has ended their turn. Adlez: It is your turn now.
  947. <Navi> Turn Order: Moblin (9), Green_Enrics (8), MoblinArcher1 (7), Christopher_Belmont (4), Emilica (4), Gouanaco (4), BlueShell (2), Adlez (2) and RedDarknut (0).
  948. * Adlez casts BEEEEEEEEEEEEEAMU at DeezNutz (Wis - 3) (Roll Wisdom)
  949. <Adlez> $7d10
  950. <Navi> Adlez: You rolled 7 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 5, 2, 5, 4, 4 and 7. Total: 30. Successes: 3.
  951. <RedDarknut> $2d10
  952. <Adlez> :<
  953. <Navi> RedDarknut: You rolled 2 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4 and 4. Total: 8. Successes: 0.
  954. <Adlez> :D
  955. <Gouanaco> Guys i gotto go :D
  956. <Gouanaco> ttyl
  957. <DM> +1 success to the Beam
  958. <Gouanaco> $removeme
  959. <Navi> Gouanaco has removed theirself from the battle. Turn Order: Moblin (9), Green_Enrics (8), MoblinArcher1 (7), Christopher_Belmont (4), Emilica (4), Adlez (2), BlueShell (2) and RedDarknut (0).
  960. <DM> 4 + 3 - 3 = 4 damage total
  961. <Adlez> +3
  962. <Adlez> no, it's +3
  963. <Christopher_Belmont> Wow! I haven't see such impressive magic since my last battle against the demon lord
  964. <Adlez> 6 damage
  965. * Gouanaco has quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
  966. <DM> +1 success from the affinity bonus
  967. <DM> +3 damage from beam
  968. <Adlez> oic, nice
  969. <Adlez> ok
  970. <Adlez> ahhh, it's a "dark" somethings
  971. * Christopher_Belmont gives Adlez a thumbs up
  972. * RedDarknut is blasted out of the tower and explodes in a shockwave of rainbows! Everyone recovers 3 magic!
  973. <Adlez> SKITTLES!
  974. <RedDarknut> $removeme
  975. <Adlez> yay!
  976. <Navi> RedDarknut has removed theirself from the battle. Turn Order: Moblin (9), Green_Enrics (8), MoblinArcher1 (7), Christopher_Belmont (4), Emilica (4), BlueShell (2) and Adlez (2).
  977. * RedDarknut is now known as X___X
  978. <Adlez> 7h,6m
  979. <Adlez> $endturn
  980. <Navi> Adlez has ended their turn. Moblin: It is your turn now.
  981. <Navi> Turn Order: Moblin (9), Green_Enrics (8), MoblinArcher1 (7), Christopher_Belmont (4), Emilica (4), BlueShell (2) and Adlez (2).
  982. <DM> *Lightning strikes! But... it all seems directed at one point...
  983. <Christopher_Belmont> Lightning storm time >=D
  984. Moblin MoblinArcher1
  985. <DM> *Two lightning bolts zap the knife sitting next to MoblinArcher1's foot! (Roll Wisdom!*
  986. <DM> $10d10
  987. <Navi> DM: You rolled 10 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 3, 7, 8, 8, 1, 2, 6, 8 and 2. Total: 53. Successes: 6.
  988. <MoblinArcher1> $6d10
  989. <Navi> MoblinArcher1: You rolled 6 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 7, 10, 10, 7 and 8. Total: 44. Successes: 7.
  990. <DM> $10d10
  991. <Navi> DM: You rolled 10 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 3, 6, 9, 9, 4, 10, 7, 7 and 7. Total: 70. Successes: 9.
  992. <MoblinArcher1> $6d10
  993. <Navi> MoblinArcher1: You rolled 6 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 2, 5, 4, 5 and 4. Total: 24. Successes: 2.
  994. <DM> *The second one hits for...
  995. <DM> $1d6
  996. <Navi> DM: You rolled 1 Die with 6 Sides. Result: 5. Total: 5.
  997. <Emilica> 6h, 8m
  998. <BlueShell> Fried Porkchops anyone?
  999. * MoblinArcher1 is zappappa'd! for 4 damage!
  1000. * MoblinArcher1 hangs on with 2 hearts.
  1001. * Emilica raises her hands for fried pork
  1002. * Adlez would like porkchops
  1003. * Christopher_Belmont grins with a triumphant grin, knowning that his plan worked out perfectly!
  1004. * Moblin thrusts its spear at Adlez! (Roll Power!)
  1005. <Green_Enrics> Meaaaat, I need meat in my diet. ;~;
  1006. <Adlez> power??
  1007. <Adlez> ow!
  1008. <Moblin> $12d10
  1009. <Navi> Moblin: You rolled 12 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 4, 6, 7, 5, 8, 10, 5, 7, 8, 9 and 10. Total: 82. Successes: 12.
  1010. <DM> o_O
  1011. <Adlez> $3d10
  1012. <Navi> Adlez: You rolled 3 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 3 and 9. Total: 15. Successes: 1.
  1013. <Emilica> (WHAT)
  1014. <Adlez> FATALITY
  1015. * Green_Enrics reroll...the moblin maybe?
  1016. * Moblin skewers Adlez as her high blood pressure sends a cannon of blood at the tower, causing it to collapse and bring the MoblinArcher down with it!
  1017. <Adlez> I'm... strangely ok with that
  1018. <DM> $1d5
  1019. <Green_Enrics> :O
  1020. <Navi> DM: You rolled 1 Die with 5 Sides. Result: 5. Total: 5.
  1021. * Christopher_Belmont looks on in sheer disbelief
  1022. <BlueShell> (And Gouanaco)
  1023. <Christopher_Belmont> 0_0
  1024. <Emilica> You'll get used to it
  1025. <Adlez> X_X
  1026. <Adlez> AND WHEN YOU'RE FEELING ALL DOWN, THE FAIRY WILL COME AROUND
  1027. <DM> *A plank falls on MoblinArcher1 and Gouanaco, squishing them to itsy bitsy bones and clumps of blood.*
  1028. <MoblinArcher1> $removeme
  1029. <Navi> MoblinArcher1 has removed theirself from the battle. Turn Order: Moblin (9), Green_Enrics (8), Christopher_Belmont (4), Emilica (4), Adlez (2) and BlueShell (2).
  1030. * MoblinArcher1 is now known as X_X
  1031. <DM> (3 kills in one move... my god)
  1032. <FlamingDummy> (I blame DM)
  1033. <Moblin> 5h, 0m | Guard
  1034. <Moblin> $endturn
  1035. <Navi> Moblin has ended their turn. Green_Enrics: It is your turn now.
  1036. <Navi> Turn Order: Moblin (9), Green_Enrics (8), Christopher_Belmont (4), Emilica (4), Adlez (2) and BlueShell (2).
  1037. <DM> (That is one vicious moblin)
  1038. <Green_Enrics> (Who died? o.o)
  1039. * Adlez is now known as Adlez_ondeathsdoor
  1040. <DM> *Adlez- wait, didn't you die in the previous quest?
  1041. <DM> oh wait, nvm, we decied not to use the fairy then, you're good
  1042. <Adlez_ondeathsdoor> yes, I did
  1043. <Adlez_ondeathsdoor> too bad the extra HP didn't help
  1044. <DM> *Adlez, Gouanaco, and MoblinArcher1 died, though Adlez is revived by a fairy.*
  1045. <DM> lol
  1046. <Green_Enrics> (WHO died in one turn? ._.)
  1047. <Green_Enrics> (Oh my)
  1048. <Emilica> Well, the meatshield is dead
  1049. * Moblin apparently just caused something on the level of the black hole from yesterday.
  1050. * Green_Enrics slices at the Moblin. (Roll Courage)
  1051. <Green_Enrics> $9d10
  1052. <Navi> Green_Enrics: You rolled 9 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 8, 9, 3, 7, 2, 10, 8 and 10. Total: 59. Successes: 8.
  1053. <Christopher_Belmont> (I would say that would be about right.)
  1054. <Moblin> $12d10
  1055. <Navi> Moblin: You rolled 12 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 6, 1, 8, 10, 10, 1, 9, 9, 5, 6 and 3. Total: 76. Successes: 11.
  1056. <Adlez_ondeathsdoor> :<
  1057. <Adlez_ondeathsdoor> that's a tough bugger
  1058. * Moblin parries Green_Enrics' attack with its spear.
  1059. <Green_Enrics> Damn it
  1060. * BlueShell kicks Moblin out the window.
  1061. * BlueShell has kicked Moblin from #zurpg (You have been kicked out the window and you landed on the fourth wall, when the Kool-Aid Man busts in. OH YEAH! «14,891»)
  1062. * Moblin (WindStrike@24.246.163.12) has joined #zurpg
  1063. <Green_Enrics> 4h
  1064. <Green_Enrics> 5m
  1065. <Green_Enrics> $endturn
  1066. <Navi> Green_Enrics has ended their turn. Christopher_Belmont: It is your turn now.
  1067. <Navi> Turn Order: Moblin (9), Green_Enrics (8), Christopher_Belmont (4), Emilica (4), Adlez (2) and BlueShell (2).
  1068. <DM> *The Kool-Aid man is angry, and the red juice is replaced by blood. BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GODS, SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!*
  1069. <FlamingDummy> (What the hell DM)
  1070. <FlamingDummy> (You are drunk)
  1071. <Adlez_ondeathsdoor> For Armok!
  1072. * Christopher_Belmont whips the moblin in the head with with the Vampire Killer (roll courage)
  1073. <Christopher_Belmont> $8d10
  1074. <DM> *At once, the Kool-Aid man sends its blood into the sky, setting the sky aflame with blood-red fires of destruction.*
  1075. <Navi> Christopher_Belmont: You rolled 8 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 6, 6, 3, 3, 7, 8 and 1. Total: 40. Successes: 5.
  1076. <Moblin> $12d10
  1077. <Navi> Moblin: You rolled 12 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 4, 5, 6, 5, 4, 5, 9, 4, 4, 4 and 8. Total: 65. Successes: 7.
  1078. * Moblin defends against the whip attack.
  1079. <Adlez_ondeathsdoor> end?
  1080. <DM> ($endturn?)
  1081. <Christopher_Belmont> (I guess Karma isn't on my side right now)
  1082. <Christopher_Belmont> $endturn
  1083. <Navi> Christopher_Belmont has ended their turn. Emilica: It is your turn now.
  1084. <Navi> Turn Order: Moblin (9), Green_Enrics (8), Christopher_Belmont (4), Emilica (4), Adlez (2) and BlueShell (2).
  1085. <DM> *The Kool-Aid man starts chanting in diabolical terror. The grass at your feet turns to dirt, and the souls of the dead begin to rise from the ground, engulfing all hope you once had.*
  1086. <Emilica> You know what
  1087. <Emilica> Screw this
  1088. * Emilica commits demicide
  1089. <Emilica> $endturn
  1090. <Navi> Emilica has ended their turn. Adlez: It is your turn now.
  1091. <Navi> Turn Order: Moblin (9), Green_Enrics (8), Christopher_Belmont (4), Emilica (4), Adlez (2) and BlueShell (2).
  1092. * Adlez_ondeathsdoor casts PSI Flash at the Moblin! (Roll Oprah!)
  1093. * Christopher_Belmont readies his whip again. He can feel Dracula's presence really strongly now... almost as if the count was breathing down his neck
  1094. <DM> *A piano steady churns its keys from ice cream to a perfect A flat that gradually repeats in slightly different pitches until the cacophony of endless horror is all you can hear.*
  1095. <Adlez_ondeathsdoor> $10d10
  1096. <Navi> Adlez_ondeathsdoor: You rolled 10 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 7, 2, 7, 2, 10, 10, 4, 9 and 3. Total: 61. Successes: 8.
  1097. <Moblin> $8d10
  1098. <Navi> Moblin: You rolled 8 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 8, 5, 3, 5, 3, 4 and 10. Total: 47. Successes: 6.
  1099. <DM> 8 - 6 = 2 - 1 = 1 damage
  1100. <Adlez_ondeathsdoor> moblins have 8 Wisdom?
  1101. * Moblin remains standing.
  1102. <DM> 4 + 1 (Mob mentality) + 3 (Guard)
  1103. <Adlez_ondeathsdoor> isn't that like a super moblin?
  1104. <Adlez_ondeathsdoor> ow
  1105. <Adlez_ondeathsdoor> $endturn
  1106. <Navi> Adlez_ondeathsdoor: Want to end your turn? Wait until it comes up!
  1107. <DM> $endturn
  1108. <Navi> DM has ended Adlez's turn. BlueShell: It is your turn now.
  1109. <Navi> Turn Order: Moblin (9), Green_Enrics (8), Christopher_Belmont (4), Emilica (4), Adlez (2) and BlueShell (2).
  1110. * Adlez_ondeathsdoor is now known as Adlez
  1111. <Adlez> $endturn
  1112. <Navi> Adlez: Want to end your turn? Wait until it comes up!
  1113. <Adlez> er, yeah
  1114. <DM> *Hamburgers fall from the sky, but they are gutted by spears of maple syrup as Canada's airforce arrives in this hellish nightmare.*
  1115. <DM> *Shady suddenly reasserts himself and lands his shop on top of the Moblin, killing him and reasserting the environment.*
  1116. * BlueShell is launched into the arena by the Kool-Aid man, spikes protrouding from its shell, and flies at the Moblin! (Roll Power!)
  1117. <BlueShell> $16d10
  1118. <Navi> BlueShell: You rolled 16 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 8, 4, 6, 4, 9, 9, 7, 1, 6, 6, 10, 3, 4, 5 and 10. Total: 96. Successes: 12.
  1119. <Christopher_Belmont> 0_0
  1120. <DM> *BlueShell drinks Moblin's blood and thanks Shady.*
  1121. <DM> *The environment turns back to normal.*
  1122. <DM> $init r
  1123. <Navi> DM: The bot has been reset.
  1124. * Moblin is now known as Shady
  1125. <Adlez> let's get out of here! it's scary!
  1126. <Shady> Hello everyone! I think I'm back to normal!
  1127. <Emilica> HI SHADY
  1128. * Shady is inside his own mind. Yeah, that happens.
  1129. <Christopher_Belmont> Good evening Shady.
  1130. * Adlez pouts. "I nearly died!"
  1131. <Adlez> One of our friends did die!
  1132. <Christopher_Belmont> I apologize for being late for this practice raid. I was finishing up some romanian mead I was brewing
  1133. <Shady> Ah. Well, ya know... stuff happens. It's my mind, after all!
  1134. <DM> Shady's Shop is open - http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/thread-53.html
  1135. <Christopher_Belmont> Say Shady, could I interest you in some of my mead? I haven't got a chance to test it
  1136. <Shady> Meh, not in here mate, sorry.
  1137. <Christopher_Belmont> Fair enough
  1138. <DM> *The steam cloud from Shady's shop engulfs the field, healing everyone to full Hearts and Magic.*
  1139. <Adlez> wow nice
  1140. <Adlez> 10h,8m
  1141. <Green_Enrics> :>
  1142. <Green_Enrics> :<
  1143. <Adlez> I'd like a Dagger, please
  1144. <Shady> By all means!
  1145. <DM> (oh right, I forgot something, durr hurr)
  1146. <DM> +21 EXP
  1147. <DM> +$21d8 Rupees
  1148. <DM> $4d6
  1149. <Navi> DM: You rolled 4 Dice with 6 Sides. Result: 4, 2, 2 and 6. Total: 14.
  1150. <DM> wow
  1151. <DM> $1d50
  1152. <Navi> DM: You rolled 1 Die with 50 Sides. Result: 28. Total: 28.
  1153. <Emilica> $21d8
  1154. <Navi> Emilica: You rolled 21 Dice with 8 Sides. Result: 6, 2, 6, 7, 6, 5, 7, 7, 7, 2, 1, 5, 6, 3, 1, 4, 2, 2, 8, 7 and 3. Total: 97.
  1155. <Adlez> $21d8
  1156. <Navi> Adlez: You rolled 21 Dice with 8 Sides. Result: 8, 6, 3, 4, 5, 5, 8, 1, 5, 8, 5, 2, 1, 3, 7, 3, 8, 1, 3, 7 and 4. Total: 97.
  1157. <DM> *Two Heart Containers, a Magic Container, and a Common Ring drop!*
  1158. <Emilica> $calc 184+97
  1159. <Kefka> 184+97 = 281
  1160. <Green_Enrics> $21d8
  1161. <Navi> Green_Enrics: You rolled 21 Dice with 8 Sides. Result: 5, 4, 4, 7, 8, 5, 8, 6, 4, 7, 7, 3, 2, 1, 6, 2, 4, 6, 7, 8 and 4. Total: 108.
  1162. * Emilica steals the heart
  1163. <Christopher_Belmont> $21d8
  1164. <Navi> Christopher_Belmont: You rolled 21 Dice with 8 Sides. Result: 2, 8, 8, 4, 7, 1, 2, 6, 1, 2, 3, 7, 5, 5, 2, 7, 6, 4, 7, 8 and 7. Total: 102.
  1165. <Adlez> sure
  1166. <Adlez> that's that ring?
  1167. <DM> Common Ring - http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/thread-22.html
  1168. <Green_Enrics> 21/30 EXP :O
  1169. <Adlez> 30/25
  1170. <Adlez> I'll grab the ring for now.
  1171. <Green_Enrics> o.o
  1172. <DM> *The door that got you into this.... "room".... unlocks.*
  1173. * Shady yawns.
  1174. <Adlez> i'm gonna use my Shovel here, if that's cool
  1175. <DM> sure
  1176. <Adlez> it is, after all, grassy
  1177. <Adlez> $1d50
  1178. <Navi> Adlez: You rolled 1 Die with 50 Sides. Result: 6. Total: 6.
  1179. <DM> *You fail to find anything in the grass.*
  1180. <Adlez> darn
  1181. <Shady> Nope, sorry! Try again next time!
  1182. * Emilica buys a Poe Whistle
  1183. <Christopher_Belmont> (My character got a levelup during that last battle
  1184. <Christopher_Belmont> (http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/thread-276-post-559.html#pid559 At this rate I may be very well able to kick ass with red_enrics)
  1185. <Shady> When you're ready, head back to the main room!
  1186. <Adlez> What about our friend?
  1187. <Adlez> under that tower?
  1188. * Christopher_Belmont doesn't find anything he wants in the shop and heads back to the main room
  1189. * Shady hauls Gouanaco's corpse out from under the tower, heals him, and sends him in drone mode.
  1190. <Adlez> oh, uh, ok
  1191. <DM> (Aka, auto-follow mode)
  1192. <Adlez> ok, then, lets go
  1193. * Emilica rolls out of the room of rooms
  1194. <DM> *You get back to the main room, when you see the other torch lit up. The door with a lock unlocks itself.*
  1195. <Adlez> can we leave now?
  1196. <Emilica> (Wait, did nobody take the other Heart Container and the Magic Container?)
  1197. <DM> (seems not)
  1198. <Christopher_Belmont> Strange... What a minute! Did I just hear that sound again!
  1199. * Christopher_Belmont takes both
  1200. * Green_Enrics goes on Auto-Follow Mode(Shane wants me to play a quest, so I won't be as active.)
  1201. <DM> *Shady's voice enters the room: "Come on folks, just enter that door there. Don't worry, it won't bite! Teehee!"*
  1202. * Green_Enrics enters the door...oh hey it didn't bite
  1203. * Adlez reluctantly follows
  1204. * BlueShell watches as the door devours both Green_Enrics and Adlez.
  1205. <DM> *You enter the door, and you're met by a library of scrolls. Shady floats down from above.*
  1206. <DM> $pie BlueShell
  1207. * Kefka throws a Cream pie at BlueShell as requested by DM. I threw 124 pies on LunarNet.
  1208. * Emilica flies into the door
  1209. * BlueShell kicks DM out the window.
  1210. * You have been kicked from #zurpg by BlueShell (You have been kicked out the window and you landed in your hard disk drive! Watch out for that boot sector! «14,894»)
  1211. <Christopher_Belmont> (keyword Gestahl)
  1212. * Green_Enrics takes nothing...okay maybe one thing
  1213. <Shady> Welcome to a library of scrolls! Take whichever scroll you want, and be on your way! Oh, and I'm keeping my shop open in the training grounds over night. Enjoy!
  1214. <DM> http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/thread-22.html - Pick whichever scroll you want
  1215. * Sephiroth kicks DM out the window.
  1216. * You have been kicked from #zurpg by Sephiroth (You have been kicked out the window and you landed on a piano! Hey, I was playing that! «14,895»)
  1217. <DM> and yes, I'm aware there's no Arcane scroll, I'll get to that eventually
  1218. * Christopher_Belmont examines the scrolls, partly out of curiosity
  1219. <DM> *The doorway out of Shady's mind appears on the side.*
  1220. <DM> -=QUEST END=-
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