what a bad setting

 You've all been invited to a brand new mansion in the German countryside for dinner! By countryside I mean at least fifty miles away from all cities. It's just surrounded by fields of wheat. The mansion itself is very clean and spiffy; you can totally tell that it's new, though, with a faint smell of paint still lingering in the air. The place looks about 2 times too big for anyone to comfortably live in it, but if you want to feel really lonely, it'd be a great place to live! Pretty basic layout for a mansion; enter into a lobby, there's a giant staircase going upstairs just in front of the main door, and there are two openings in either side of the lobby walls. One leads to the fancy ass kitchen, the other leads to a nice living room to chat and stuff. Upstairs there are three bathrooms and four bedrooms, one of them being the master bedroom, which is for Twilight. Back off.
 The floors are very slippery, being freshly waxed and all. Every painting on the walls around the house (and there are a lot of them, from classics to modern) seem to stare you down. It's kind of unsettling. There are a few columns here and there, helping hold up the house. There's a huge chandelier in the middle of the lobby. Nice.