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- Spank the Anon v1 by Anon
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- (unfinished version, from this thread https://boards.4chan.org/mlp/thread/24240285)
- >You are Anon.
- >Well, you were Anon up until a few minutes ago.
- >Now you are a little filly thanks to book horse.
- >And on top of that, she made you go to a tea party.
- >You fucking hate tea.
- >Now you were being dragged through town listening to these kids prattle on about nothing.
- >Normally you wouldn’t mind them, but that was before you were stuck being a little kid like them.
- >You had better things to be doing right now.
- >Like being home…
- >Drinking…
- >So what it’s 10:30 in the morning?
- >Who the fuck are you to judge?
- >”So, what’s yer name?”
- “What?”
- >”Apple Bloom, that’s rude. Rarity says you should always introduce yourselves first, that’s proper manners. I’m Sweetie Belle, this is Apple Bloom and that is Scootaloo.”
- >The three girls smile and wave at you.
- “I’m An-“
- >Shit!
- >You can’t tell them your real name.
- >One of the last things you need is for them to know you’re Anon.
- >Then they’ll tell their sisters and then you’re labeled as a pervert.
- “I’m…”
- >Think of something genius.
- >You look down at your hoof and see the green fur.
- “Green…”
- >Shit, what goes with green?
- “Hornet?”
- >Goddamn stupid movie, why’d you have to think of that?
- >”Green Hornet?”
- >The girls look at each other then back to you.
- >”Cool!”
- >They all say together.
- >Good thing they’re stupid.
- >Before you know it you’re at Sweet Apple Acers.
- >”So we’ll be having our tea party over by the club house.”
- >”Then we can all try to get our cutie marks together. Won’t that be fun?”
- “Oh yeah, sounds fucking amazing to me.”
- >They all stop walking and stare at you.
- >”What did you say?”
- >Apple Bloom asks.
- “I said it sounds fucking amazing.”
- >”I ain’t never heard that sayin’ before. What’s it mean?”
- >You roll your eyes.
- “It means, it’s the greatest thing ever.”
- >You say sarcastically.
- >”That’s… that’s fuckin’ amazin’!”
- >Apple Bloom shouts.
- >”Yeah, I can’t wait to tell Rarity about it. It’ll be fucking amazing!”
- >Sweetie Belle chimes.
- >”I wish I had a family to tell.”
- >Scootaloo sighs dejectedly.
- >You all continue to the clubhouse and see Applejack working in the field.
- >”Hey girls! Oh looks like you have a new friend, haven’t seen you round here before.”
- >Apple horse greets.
- >”She’s a friend of Twilight’s.”
- >Sweetie states.
- >”Yeah, we’re going to have a tea party.”
- >Scoots adds.
- >”That right? Well maybe I’ll stop by later after I’m done with mah chores and give you girls some apple treats for the party.”
- >”That’d be fuckin’ amazin’! Thanks sis!”
- >Apple hick stops cold in her tracks.
- >”What’d you just say?”
- >”Ah said that’d be fuckin’ amazin’!”
- >Oh shit… looks like you’re about to get ratted out.
- >pokerface.jpg
- >”Where’d y’all hear that from?”
- >”From Green Hornet here.”
- >Sweetie says pointing at you.
- >”That true sugar cube?”
- “Uh, yeah…”
- >”Now girls, Ah want y’all to know that what you just said is a bad word.”
- >”You mean ‘Amazing’?”
- >Sweetie asks.
- >You roll your eyes.
- >Poor stupid Sweetie Belle.
- “She means ‘Fucking’.”
- >Apple Horse’s eyes widen again.
- >”Yes, that! Landsakes, do you know that’s a bad word.”
- “Yeah, and?”
- >Her mouth gapes open in shock.
- >”AND, y’all shouldn’t be saying it.”
- “Aw, shucks.”
- >You mock kick the dirt.
- “Well then ‘Ah’ recon I have to find something new to say since it’s a ‘bad’ word. Would ‘y’all’ mind if I say some things and you can tell me if they’re bad or not?”
- >You say clearly mocking her but since you’re a little filly now, you might just be able to get away with it.
- >She eyes you up a little wary but lets it slide before answering.
- >”Well… okay sugarcube. So long as it isn’t the ‘F’ word.”
- >You grin.
- “That’s okay, I can think of at least 6 other ones I can use. How about shit, piss, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits. Any of those sound like good options?”
- >She has a look on her face like someone just told her apples were put on the endangered species list.
- “Oh wait, motherfucker has the ‘F’ word in it so I guess I can’t say that.”
- >You say putting a hoof onto your forehead a ’la Rarity.
- >”Good gravy girl! Where in Equestria did you hear that filth?”
- “Twilight Sparkle.”
- >You say without breaking a sweat.
- >Fuck her.
- >”Ah clearly doubt that, and I’ll have you know that sort of language is not welcome here. Especially around the other girls.”
- “Not welcome? And what’ll happen if I keep saying stuff like that?”
- >You can see she’s getting frustrated now.
- >”If’n you keep up with that kinda talk, y’all’ll get a paddlin’.”
- >The other girls gasp.
- “Yeah right.”
- >”Try me.”
- >She looks squarely at you, her face is dead serious.
- >Alright, looks like this is a battle of wills.
- >Part of you thinks you should quit while you’re ahead.
- >Probably be for the best anyway.
- >Not like you have anything to prove here anyway.
- “Whatever. Come on girls, let’s get out of here.”
- >You turn and start to walk away.
- >”That’s what Ah thought. Now you go and have fun at your tea party little filly and keep that mouth of yours clean like a good girl.”
- >You stop walking after hearing her.
- >What the fuck did she just say to you?
- >Normally you wouldn’t care, but goddamn she is just pushing your fucking buttons right now.
- >You turn your head and see a smug look on her face.
- “Eat a dick.”
- >Without even thinking you respond to her quip.
- >You start to walk away again but don’t get very far as a hoof steps on your tail preventing your advance.
- >You turn your head and see Applejack looking down at you.
- >”Apple Bloom… get ma paddle.”
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