anon lives rent free in verosikas head part 1

from /hhg/ Helluva Hotel general #622

other Title: "Anon snubbed Verosika and now he lives rent-free in her head"
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>Verosika tried to seduce anon when she was on earth
>Anon "no way fg"s her and walks away
>He now lives rent free in her head as the one human to turn her down
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>"No one turns down Verosika Mayday!"
>"NO"
>"ONE!"

>"I'm the hottest ticket in Hell!"
>"With the hottest bod from here to Pandemonium!"
>"I'm rich!"
>"I'm famous!"
>"I've got connections!"
>"Who the fk wouldn't want a piece of me?!"

>"It's not me"

>"It's him!"

>"It's gotta be him"

>"Right?"

>Vortex and the rest of her crew spend an unpleasant night watching their boss empty bottles and rant about the only mortal who ever spurned her.
>They can't tell if its better or worse than when she gets into her usual tiffs over Blitzo
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>She's outside the office, drinking more out of disbelief than her own alcoholism
>Her posse is also stunned, trying to process what happened back on Earth
>"He... he really said..." Verosika murmured
>"Hey babe, its just one guy. We ain't gotta get hung up on one dude when there's billions of them" Tex says, patting her back
>"THAT'S NOT THE POINT, TEX!" She shouts
>"I'm the hottest succubus down here that isn't Lilith, it should be impossible for any human to say no for longer than three seconds"
>"And he... called you a fg..." said Kiki, blankly
>"WHAT KIND OF GUY CALLS A GIRL A FG FOR HITTING ON HIM?!?!!?"
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>Be anon
>Solid 10/10 is flirting with you
>Hard
>Sphagetti falls out of pockets
>Say first thing that pops up in your head
"No way fg"
>FK
>She's clearly shocked, so is her posse
>Fking book it out of there befire the shock wears off
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>Verosika's posse going to anon to try and get him to just sleep with her so she stops being a rancorous cnt
>Shenanigans ensue