Clowns are the pegs on which the circus is hung,
Pegging clowns,
Pegging hung clowns,
This is why this website is worth negative money,

Incel, pretty boy, slayer,
Me,
Incel bimbofication,
Incel, pretty boy, slayer,

He replied 14 minutes late so i’ll do the same,
13 34, when timer ends,
This is why most of y’all remain single,

We only came to this site in the first place because we were gay and liked harry potter,
I actually came to this site because of onceler incest,
You’re just, gonna say those words huh,
Everyday i consider deleting this fricking app,

Waffle house,
I wanna know who spent a once in a lifetime event to take this horrifying aesthetically pleasing picture,

Frick cops,
This is my favorite post on tumblr,
Oh my god, bless,

I want a regular family sitcom with cheap jokes and laughing tracks, which gradually get more and more disturbing until it turns to a psychological horror film with the laughing tracks still going,

I found this drawing of a cat i did like 4 years ago and it honestly looks like a weird cave drawing,
I’m in love,

This old picture of my great grandma, far left, makes it look like the cameraman just stumbled into a secret meeting with grandmas,
Is your grandma holding a gun,

When he just fricked the crap out of you and you gotta let the cold air hit your sore as,
I’ve never considered seeking religion before but i think this might be the post that will finally break me,

I’ve learned so much, from the people, who never existed,
Guy fieri doesn’t exist,

The only minority destroying america is the rich,
Favorite sign,

Clark,
Bruce,
Clark,
Bruce,
Clark,
Bruce,
Clark, i can show you the world,
Bruce, stop it,
Clark, shining, shimmering, splendid,
Bruce, you promised,
Clark, tell me princess, when did you last let your heart decide,
Bruce, i was eight, it decided on justice,

I wanna see some cuphead lewds drawn by you, i think my testicles would rupture instantly and violently if i saw that crap, bruh,
Ya know what’s swell, attending church,

Warm blooded creature, wow i’m chilly,
Warm blooded creature, vibrates,
Cold blooded creature, wow i’m chilly,
Cold blooded creature, goes into a coma,

Star wars, the clone wars,
Obi wan kenobi and his friend anakin skywalker,
I can’t anakin got second billing, as obi wans friend,
I think the guys at netflix are like obi wan kenobi fans,

What a beautiful family portrait,

Worm off the string, worm on some legs,

Due to personal reasons i’ll be,

Everything about this photo,
Non wrestling fans explain,
I think they’ll recognize art when they see it,
When someone in the party get fricked up and the bard knows healing magic,

The most frustrating thing in the world is when a cartoon character is locked in a cell or cage of some kind and the bars are like,
You think so,

Done his best,

The calm before the storm,
That’s the kind of power walk you see in a man who’s going to slap it more than once,

I’m running for president under the slogan, frick around and find out,
No vice president just me and this baseball bat,

One time a stranger on neopets years ago told me, school makes you think you have to be good at everything but sometimes it’s okay to just be good at one thing, even if it’s not something you get a grade for, they don’t grade you for being a good person, and to be honest i still think about it little did i know all i needed this whole time was in glowing purple text and that icon of the goth fairy,

Cocks gun, any last worms,
Cock worm, any last guns,
Worms gun, any last cocks,

When your friends help you text your crush back,
The team,

Remember when you were like 11 and the only thing you wanted was a lava lamp,
Lava lamp, bean bag,

This guys hairstyle really changed the world,

My aesthetic is the direct opposite of minimalism and it’s called clutter beach,

Wait you mean you don’t use the word, fortnight, in america,
Wait what, they what do they use,
They don’t have a word,
What do you mean they don’t have a word what kind of uncivilized people are they,
The frick is a fortnight,
It’s a word for two weeks,
We say, two weeks,

The best thing about being an artist, is that i’m allowed to do this, that is one majestic lady,

Leg has been spotted, i love how all we can see is a leg and we know exactly which character this is,

What happened to old zealand,

L g b t person, hey check out this disgusting shirt i bought it’s so ugly,
That’s horrible i love it,
See this bowling shirt, i just saw it in a store window and the colors actually gave me a headache, so, of course i bought it,

Me, feeling lethargic and drowsy all day, why is this happening i got so much sleep last night,
Me later that evening eating my first proper meal of the day,
Food can be eaten for energy,

Just found out sleeping does not erase all my problems, shocked and upset,

Pretty hurts, sang beyonce, but as the front facing flash hit my face after another night of rejection, i wonder, does ugly hurt more,

Screw all these people, olive,
Haven’t you heard, i already did,
This is the saddest scene in this movie,

Gladiatorial match circa 347 a d, colorized,
Are you not entertained,

Hey there delilah what’s it like in new york city i’m a thousand miles away but girl tonight you look so pretty yes you do,
I installed a camera in your room,
I’m watching you,

Minecraft, 180,000,000,
Tetris, 170,000,000,
Humans really fricking love squares huh,
Rubix cubes are the single most top selling toys of all time,
Humans really frickin love squares huh,

Clarinet improvisatory screaming,
Do i, do i use my instrument for this,
I mean, it’d be 10,000 times funnier if the clarinet player assigned just stood up and started screaming,

The five stages of yief,
Denial, this beach isn’t empty,
Anger, can’t believe this beach is frickin empty,
Bargaining, can i fill this beach,
Depression, this beach empty, just like me,
Acceptance, yeet,

He think he duck,

hey , stop, stop,
Stop, stop,
This is the best acting in the world, chris evans pretending he doesn’t like dogs, give that man an oscar, because chris loves dogs and dogs love chris, rian johnson, knives out theater commentary,

Did you know that bees sleep between 5 to 8 hours a day, sometimes in flowers, also, they like to sleep with other bees and hold each others feet,

Bruh my little brother got a scratch and he was all crying and i was like, oh do you want one of the bandaids i use for my shot, they have cute emojis on them, and through his tears he goes, that’s cringe, i’m dead,
That’s cringe,

Laziness, i’d rather sit here than pick up those clothes,
Executive dysfunction, i need to pick up those clothes i need to pick up those clothes why am i still watching this thing on netflix while sitting down c’mon stand up i need to pick up those clothes i need to pick up those clothes i need to,
Holy crap you nailed it,

Where the goth girls at,
Hiding in the shadows,
I hope they are happy there,

Me realizing how much of a burden i am to everyone,

The hero shows up at the villains doorstep one night, they’re shivering, bleeding, scared, there’s also a slightly dazed look in their eyes, they were drugged, they look like they were assaulted, looking up at the villain, swaying slightly as they’re close to passing out, they mumble, didn’t know where else to go, then collapse into the villains arms,
Ooooooohhh beach,

Runa fair shield, i got you a present, mama, i hope you like it,
I came home and my daughter pulled a knife on me,
Vibe check, mama,

Back pain, have you tried, remove human spine,

This is so funny,
As coulrophobia, the fear of clowns, is effectively non-existent in japan, the development team was surprised to receive negative feedback on lola pop,s concept art from nintendo of america, stating that some of the employees found her appearance to be a little scary, this amused kosuke yabuki, who felt that he, learned a weakness of americans, after the exchange,
This is so funny, siri, play entry of the gladiators,

Lookin for my twin flame, hit me up if we’ve met 1000’s of years ago and have hung out every subsequent lifetime since, missing you,

This is suicide squar, 2016, notice how jeffrey epstein isn’t part of the group,

Greco roman, naaahhh i’m talking about gecko roamin,
Romp romp romp,

A flock of lawn flamingos can pick a t rex clean in under 90 seconds,
Nature is brutal,

Here’s a tip,
Carry a fork with you, if someone tries to rob you, pull the fork out of your pocket and say, thank you, lord for this meal i’m about to have, and charge at them with the fork,
Street smarts,

As cat owners we like to joke about how the cat is the one who’s really in charge, but let’s be honest here, my cats think they’re in charge, but they’re also dumb, it’s sort of an incompetent king and long suffering advisor arrangement, if the kind were prone to getting their head stuck in kleenex boxes,
Me, disentangling my cat’s claw from the blankets for the third time, very good sir,

Excuse me, where is the beach,
The beach is over there,
Wait, are your fingernails the same color as the sky,
Or are they, just holes, ew,
This makes me feel so weird,

Me taking a picture of my pancakes,
Then me taking a picture of my pancakes as i fell down the stairs because i wasn’t paying attention because i was taking a picture of my pancakes,
Why is this so god dang funny,
Reblog this or you’ll have bad luck for 44 days and 12 nights,
I would reblog this with no threat why you gotta be like that,

i f i were you know who, i’d want you to feel cut off from everyone else, because if it’s just you alone, you’re not as much of a threat,
It’s good that luna is such a fantastic and moral character because she has the brains and the motives to be a terrifying and unsuspected villain,

I’m at my dog sitting job in a pretty old countryside farm and the lady who does the cleaning up here told me this morning that there are old tunnels, now closed up, running from the house to the church, 1 kilometer, and i did not want to know that,
Imagine what could come from there, ghouls, ghosts, vampires,
Possibly even christians which is totally the last thing we need in this house,

The knowing eye contact women make when men are talking is the purest human connection possible,
What the frick does that even mean,
30 thousand women seem to get it,