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- "You try my patience, sinister sketch!"
- "Everything from your projection of giants on windmills to your absurd belief that being tapped on the shoulder by an innkeeper makes you some sort of knight — it all screams 'midlife crisis'. But it's a midlife crisis that you've been having for centuries, now! It must be so tiring to maintain this ridiculous charade," he cheerfully continues. "I mean, you've never even met that weird ugly peasant girl, Dulcinea — "
- Carlos stops mid-sentence.
- Something happened at the mention of Dulcinea. At that instant, Don Quixote's anger evaporated. What has replaced it is utterly indescribable — and terrifying.
- Don Quixote speaks with nary more than a whisper:
- "Pray tell, devilish doodle. Art thou familiar with the work of the renowned scribe, Harlan Ellison?"
- ***
- Five minutes later, Dr. Troncalli steps in to use the bathroom. Half-way through washing her hands, she notices something on the wall.
- "Whoa. Creepy, but cool." She finishes drying her hands, pulls out her phone, then snaps a picture of it. "Somebody's got talent."
- It's not every day you see a life-like doodle straight off the cover of I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream.
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