chat log from borked dogsled race (unabridged)

[21:54:49] [tundra] Ølaf: Welcome to the race, folks! I'm your announcer, Ølaf Dogannouncerson! The dogs are lining up at the starting gates, and we'll be underway in just a moment!
[21:54:49] [tundra] Ølaf: Cold Yeller seems like he's raring to go!
[21:54:49] [tundra] Ølaf: Aaaaaaaaand... they're off! Brain Freeze charges into the lead, followed by Frost Bolt and Cold Yeller in second and third!
[21:54:49] [tundra] Ølaf: They're followed closely by Frigid Air Bud and Snowpy, with Freeza Freeza and Nome Chompsky behind them...
[21:54:49] [tundra] Ølaf: And there's Scoob Igloo in eighth position, with Freon Trotsky and FroToto in ninth and tenth, and it's... there he is, Worlf, in last place!
[21:54:59] [tundra] Ølaf: FroToto charges forward out of the tenth spot! He moves past Freon Trotsky, Scoob Igloo, and Nome Chompsky to take seventh place!
[21:55:17] [tundra] Ølaf: Cold Yeller and Frigid Air Bud slip to fifth and sixth place as the pair behind them push forward!
[21:55:35] [tundra] Ølaf: Looks like Snowpy isn't gonna settle for third! He surges ahead and takes the lead!
[21:55:41] [tundra] Anonymous Git has an accident.
[21:55:51] [tundra] Ølaf: Brain Freeze is in top form today, folks! He rushes forward, overtaking the dog in front of him!
[21:56:07] [tundra] Ølaf: What's this? Worlf has been trailing in last place, but he's charging forward suddenly! He's moving all the way up to third! Snowpy seems to have been startled by the commotion behind him, and the dog behind him takes over the lead!
[21:56:24] [tundra] Ølaf: Freeza Freeza moves up a position, overtaking Frost Bolt!
[21:56:38] [tundra] Ølaf: Frigid Air Bud comes up on the outside and pushes in ahead of Freeza Freeza, taking fourth place! Meanwhile, Freon Trotsky seems to be picking up speed, and moves from last place to ninth, ahead of
[21:56:38] [tundra] Ølaf: Scoob Igloo and Nome Chompsky!