Anon Eats Orc Meat

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>Be orc hunter
>Can get decent money, government pays $100 for a scalp
>One day get a drop on some straggler, probably a hunter or something
>I fuck up and aim a bit too high, canoeing his head
>FUCK
>Without the scalp I basically wasted the entire day
>Sit there kicking myself in the ass
>About to go home when I start getting a little hungry
>Start thinking
>I've been hunting orcs for years, but I never actually tasted orc
>I mean, government doesn't see them as human so it's not illegal
>Not the local government at least
>Cut a big chunk of it's legs and put it in the plastic bag I was saving for the scalp
>Get home after about an hour
>Clean up the meat, season it a bit, and put into on he BBQ
>The true severity of how fucked up this is hits me at this point but I've already for a nice medium rare on this bitch so I ain't stopping now
>Slap the meat down on a plate with a few potatoes and sit down to enjoy
>Moment of truth finally comes as I pop the first piece into my mouth
It's good, I was expecting more of a pork taste considering all the memes but it's really more akin to super lean beef, ever had bison steak? It's a little like that if you have.
Am I a bad person?

Orc hunter anon who tried eat orc meat here again, allow me to educate all of you as to why you should never fucking eat orc meat
>Be me
>Cook a medium rare steak cut from an orcs thigh after fucking up my shot and destroying the scalp
>Taste like bison steak
>Perfectly fine for the first three hours
>After those three hours notice my stomach doesn't feel so good
>Just wave it off as a basic stomach ache
>After about only ten more minutes it feels like my insides are being torn apart
>Farts physically hurt
>Run to the bathroom before I shit myself
>Halfway up the stairs I swear to good I feel a miniature hand grenade go off in my guts
>Collapse to the floor with the single hardest fart of my entire life, I swear to god it tore my anus a bit
>Of course a little slipped out
>Before I shit myself even more I manage to drag myself to the bathroom and sit down, throwing the pants I will surely burn into the corner of the room
>Shit comes out like fucking shotgun blasts
>The ATF would probably buy me a dog just to shoot it if they passed by my house
>I'm praying to any god I can think of as the green nigger exacts his horrid revenge, tears streaming down my eyes
>Turns out the Orc isn't satisfied with the destruction of just one hole, start violently vomiting in between shotgun shits
>Happens so frequently and so close to the shits that I just have to let it all spill on the ground
>This goes on for seven hours
>Seven fucking hours
>Even when I've even shit out like half my organs I'm still dry heaving and my ass keeps convulsing
>Get out of the room and drag myself upstairs to the shower, living shit and vomit footprints all over my house
>After waking up in the bathtub I had to spend about three hours cleaning the mess, my house still smells so bad it could kill a small mammal
Don't do it anons, don't fucking do it.