mouser trapped in Argentina

<lanux128> where's our fearless leader?
<lanux128> mouser?
<lanux128> man, even scancode is mia
<Deozaan> government provided healthcare got the best of scannie.
<Deozaan> He passed away yesterday in the confusion. :(
<Deozaan> mouser flew out to identify the body and attend the funeral.
<Deozaan> but got caught up in customs
<Deozaan> apparently he had tried to disable the RFID chip in his passport
<lanux128> omg!
<Deozaan> and he's being detained in Argentina
<Deozaan> so I'm working on a DC post to start up a donation fund to help afford mouser a lawyer.
<lanux128> i hope he wasn't carrying Cody with him
<lanux128> then he'll charged with pet animal trafficking
<Deozaan> No, because Cock fighting is legal in Argentina
<lanux128> cody is a she, isn't she?
<Deozaan> but that means Cody will have to be entered into a tournament in order to make his alibi fly.
<Deozaan> Cody is most certainly a male birdy!
<lanux128> i can't believe it has come to this!
<Deozaan> Yes indeed.
<Deozaan> So now Cody is facing a life and death situation.
<Deozaan> And mouser is trapped in Argentina
<Deozaan> and scancode is dead. :(
<lanux128> it felt like only yesterday i was goading scancode into making me yet another Cody mobilephone theme
<lanux128> then DC will be ins Spanish, would it?
<lanux128> since mouser will be posting from Buenos Aires
<Deozaan> I think the Argentina government will acquire mouser's assets since he can't afford the exhorbitant lawyer fees.
<Deozaan> including DC
<lanux128> what assets?
<lanux128> his study loan?
<Deozaan> Well, his school loans
<lanux128> i bet they'll do that
<Deozaan> his almost-docorate degree.
<Deozaan> and DonationCoder.com
<lanux128> and maybe they'll re-package it into a triple-AAA bond and sell it back to the consumers
<Deozaan> So Argentina will tax all DC Members by forcing us to make a voluntary donation to help pay off the newly acquired school loan debt.
<lanux128> i wonder what is DonationCoder.com in Spanish
<Deozaan> They will declare Spanish to be the official language of DC
<Deozaan> force us all to speak Spanish or shut up
<lanux128> and we'll be forced to take flamenco classes (!)
<Deozaan> and force us to make posts on DC that Argentinans don't want to make.
<lanux128> then again maybe we can throw all those spammers into the bull-fighting ring