Slaughterhouse Rulez

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[♪♪♪]

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[♪♪♪]

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BAT:
Welcome to Slaughterhouse.

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An unashamedly exclusive
pillar of excellence.

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No other school in England
or indeed on Earth

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can rival
our glorious surroundings.

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A place at
Slaughterhouse

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is the envy
of the civilized world.

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Slaughterhouse?
From these hallowed fields...

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Bit of a weird name
for a school.

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BAT: Generations of
young Slaughterians

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have left their mark.

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I went to see
the headmaster yesterday.

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He was very impressive.
Why are you showing me this?

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Don, a place has come
free next term.

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This never usually happens.

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You know we talked about
moving schools.

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This is our chance.

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What, at Slaughterhouse?
Is this an April Fool joke?

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No. I drove six hours
there and back

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yesterday
to see the headmaster.

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Do I look like I'm joking?

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You need to knuckle down,
work hard like your dad.

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Dad left school at 16, Mum.

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Dad worked his bollocks off,

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and he never had
opportunities like this.

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You sit around here all day,
doing bugger all, drinking pop,

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and playing computer games
with your friends.

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[HIP-HOP PLAYING
ON HEADPHONES]

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And you don't get up till
after midday. You're depressed.

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[IN LOUD VOICE] You're out of
milk, Mrs. Wallace.

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Thanks, Mikey.
[MIKEY BELCHES]

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That's what I mean.
You need some new friends.

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You could be rubbing shoulders
with the leaders of tomorrow.

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Future prime ministers,
actors,

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spies, pop stars.

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You need to learn some
survival skills. Get real, Don.

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Real? Mum, this ain't real.

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This is just a bunch
of stuck-up twats

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with a load of money.
All right? Look.

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They've got their own army.
It's cadets.

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You've got other fun activities
too. Look. Sports, girls.

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You know, it's like a very
exclusive holiday camp.

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BAT: --to your child's
precious career.

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I love you to bits
--Yes! Ha, ha!

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Wait a minute. I knew it.
I knew you'd say yes.

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Thank God because
I already paid in advance.

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Don't you dare
go changing your mind.

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What? Got your tie.

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Same color as my bag. Can we talk about it?

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Let's have a picture.
Just gonna go get Dad.

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No, don't get Dad.

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Mum, leave him.
He's fine.

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It's all right.

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BAT:
Good manners, good looks,

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and good breeding.

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[SIGHS]

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Mikey!

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MIKEY: Yes, Mrs. Wallace?
Put your arm around Dad.

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Can you take a picture, love?

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BAT: At Slaughterhouse...
He'd be proud of you.

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BAT: ...a family that
is ready to fight

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MIKEY: Come on, smile,
you posh bastard.

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BAT:
...until the bloody end.

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Cry "Per caedes ad astra."

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Through slaughter
to immortality.

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[♪♪♪]

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♪ Breakin' rocks
In the hot sun ♪

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♪ I fought the law
And the law won ♪

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♪ I fought the law
And the law won ♪

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♪ I needed money
'Cause I had none ♪

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♪ I fought the law
And the law won ♪

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♪ I fought the law
And the law won ♪

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♪ I left my baby
And it feels so bad ♪

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♪ I guess my race is run ♪

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♪ She's the best girl
That I ever had ♪

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Stop worrying, darling.

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You're gonna fit right in.

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What are they gonna do,
eat you alive?

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Mum! Dad!

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Love, I know it's been tough
with your dad gone.

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We hit bottom.

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The worst is over.

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Look.

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You're going to school
in a bloody palace.

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Come here.

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[SONG CONTINUES ON RECORD]

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♪ Robbin' people
With a six-gun ♪

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[SNORTS]

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♪ I fought the law
And the law won ♪

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♪ I fought the law
And the law won ♪

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Can you hide something for me? Depends.

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What is it?

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Just this.

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Ammo?

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Leave it with me.Thanks.

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♪ I left my baby
And it feels so bad ♪

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♪ I guess my race is run ♪

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♪ She's the best girl
That I ever had ♪

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♪ I fought the law
And the law won ♪

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Piss off, you twats! Shut up.

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Piss off.

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♪ --and the law won ♪

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♪ I fought the law and-- ♪

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[GUN COCKS]

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[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

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Ah, Mr. Blake,
you're in. Good man.

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Mr. Houseman, sir.

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I have someone I'd like you
to meet. Come in, Don.

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This is your new study,

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and this is Willoughby,
your new roommate.

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Will, this is Don Wallace,
our new Spartan.

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Welcome to hell.

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Dab of snuff?

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[ADULTS CHUCKLE]

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Will's a bit of
a legend in Sparta.

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Takes one to know one, eh?

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Will's part of
a long line of Spartans

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that really left their mark.

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This is your desk
where you shall be

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spending many a happy hour,
I'm sure,

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studying away
like a little beaver.

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Or looking out the window,
that's what I did. Ha, ha.

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Um, you got your schoolbook?
That's got everything in there.

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Maps, school history,
secret tunnels and whatnot.

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Ooh! Bloody heck.
Says "Viscount."

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Viscount Seymour.

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Is that you, lovey,
you a viscount?

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No. No, that boy is, um...

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no longer with us,
unfortunately.

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Damn it, I thought
I gave you orders

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to clear out Seymour's stuff.

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How much of it is left?

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Right, well, um, ahem,
if you'll excuse me,

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uh, I should-- Need to have
a word with Matron. Ahem.

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[♪♪♪]

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So did you know him,
the viscount?

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He was my roommate.

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Why'd he leave? I'm afraid

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I'm not at liberty to say.

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But you'll find out
soon enough.

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Right, well,
I'll let you get settled in.

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It's very nice
to meet you, Will.

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I have a feeling
you two are gonna

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get on like
a house on fire.

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Remember
what I said, Don.

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[GUN COCKS]

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Well, then.

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Here you are,
two years stuck in a box.

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With me.

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[GUN FIRES]

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[♪♪♪]

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[CROWS CAWING]

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[METALLIC CLANGING]

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Sparta dogs, assembly.

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Come on.
God's sake, Wootton.

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Now, keep it
moving at the back.

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Heads down,
say nothing to anyone.

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BABS: You go in there
with your head held high

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and just be yourself.

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You belong here.

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And don't let anyone
tell you otherwise.

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[PEOPLE CHATTERING
INDISTINCTLY]

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[♪♪♪]

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Excuse me.

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You dropped this.

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Oh. Thanks.

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What are those, selfies?

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I don't think you
belong here, do you?

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Sorry?

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You're standing
in the girls' house.

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Oh.

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Oh, yeah, uh...

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Sorry, I didn't realize.

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Everyone stands
in their houses.

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This is Andromeda.
It's the newest house,

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just for girls.

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That's Xenephon, it's full
of scholars and brain boxes.

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All super smart,
but none of them

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can beat my friend Kay
at chess.

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[BELL DINGS][ALL GROAN]

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Olympus is all jocks
and rugger buggers.

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The school's superstars.

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And then there's Sparta.

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Which is... Well, it's--

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Um...

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I think that's you.

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Yeah, thanks.

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[STICK WHOOSHES]

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What the hell are you doing?

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Me? I was just--Talking to Upper Sixth?

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Upper Six--
Who's Upper Sixth?

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I am.

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Matthew Clegg,
and so is she.

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She's Matthew Clegg?

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[CHUCKLES]
No, no.

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You don't look at Upper Sixth,
let alone speak to them.

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I mean, I was just--You're speaking.

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And looking.

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Good.

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Now keep your eyes
on the floor,

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and go and stand
with your house.

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CASPAR: Order.

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Thank you.

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Thank you.

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Oh, dear.

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You've upset Cleggy.

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That's not a good start.

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Comes from a long line
of war criminals.

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--not be excused from games.Slacker.

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Now, listen up.

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Caspar de Brunose.
Head of school.

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Till further notice, bathing in
the lakes is strictly forbidden

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and the woods are completely
out of bounds

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to all those who
do not wish to suffer

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a slow and painful death.

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[ALL CHUCKLING]

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VOICEMAIL:
You have no new messages.

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Repeat saved message.

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AUDREY [ON VOICEMAIL]: Hey, it's Audrey.
I'm in Africa.

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And guess what I just
found in my suitcase.

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Your old cricket jumper.

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Sweetie,
it even smells of you.

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Chin up, okay?
Stay strong,

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this is gonna be
a great year for you.

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A great year.
CLEGG: Silence!

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For the head.

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[♪♪♪]

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[WHISPERING]
What's all this?

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This is The Bat.

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Boys,

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welcome.

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Welcome back.

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[COUGHS]

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And girls, of course.
Of course.

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Welcome all

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back to Slaughterhouse.

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Our school
is home from home.

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Now, when I arrived
last year,

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I promised to
shake things up a bit.

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Get Slaughterhouse
back on track,

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make our school great again.

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A family of proud
Slaughterians.

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Don't forget, I once
stood where you are now.

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Long ago.

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In a galaxy far, far away.
[SNICKERS]

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There are those out there
who would like to see us fail.

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Oh, yes. We know about them.

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Their lies, their gossip,

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their envy.

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But I say,

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bring it on!

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We'll show them
what we're made of.

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We'll show them our guts.

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Cry "Per caedes ad astra."

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Through slaughter

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to immortality!

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Three cheers
for the head.

259
00:12:21,828 --> 00:12:23,133
ALL:
Hip, hip, hooray.

260
00:12:23,307 --> 00:12:25,309
Hip, hip, hooray.
Hip, hip, hooray.

261
00:12:25,483 --> 00:12:27,964
AUDREY: Sweetie,
it even smells of you.

262
00:12:28,138 --> 00:12:30,227
Chin up, okay?
Stay strong,

263
00:12:30,401 --> 00:12:32,969
this is gonna be
a great year for you.

264
00:12:33,143 --> 00:12:34,971
[WHOOSHING]
[GASPS]

265
00:12:38,888 --> 00:12:40,760
What the devil?

266
00:12:41,586 --> 00:12:42,979
Frack attack!

267
00:12:43,153 --> 00:12:44,894
Danger, toxic gas!
Clear the area.

268
00:12:45,068 --> 00:12:48,245
Smell the gas,
smell the bullshit.

269
00:12:48,419 --> 00:12:50,334
Tell us what's going on
in the woods.

270
00:12:50,508 --> 00:12:52,684
Why are you shitting
on your own doorstep?

271
00:12:52,859 --> 00:12:54,469
HEDGER:
Eco Doomsday. Take a leaflet.

272
00:12:54,643 --> 00:12:56,514
BOY:
Out you go. You.

273
00:12:56,688 --> 00:12:58,299
--contaminating
this whole area.

274
00:12:58,473 --> 00:13:00,170
Hey, get off. This is genius.

275
00:13:00,344 --> 00:13:03,043
Is this Woody's idea? I'm just a messenger.

276
00:13:03,217 --> 00:13:05,175
Wake up!
Your house is on fire!

277
00:13:05,349 --> 00:13:06,655
Who let the frackers
into the school?

278
00:13:06,829 --> 00:13:08,613
He did! And we know why.

279
00:13:08,788 --> 00:13:09,789
Thank you, off you go.

280
00:13:09,963 --> 00:13:11,051
Back off.
I'm not one of you.

281
00:13:11,225 --> 00:13:12,487
I don't need
to take any

282
00:13:12,661 --> 00:13:14,619
of your
public-schoolboy crap.

283
00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:16,056
[GRUNTS]
Uh-oh.

284
00:13:16,230 --> 00:13:19,015
[BONES CRACK]
[SCREAMS]

285
00:13:20,495 --> 00:13:22,671
CLEGG:
You dare assault a prefect!

286
00:13:26,283 --> 00:13:27,937
[RED DREADS SCREAMING
IN DISTANCE]

287
00:13:29,243 --> 00:13:32,376
Well, there you have it.

288
00:13:32,550 --> 00:13:35,075
Our enemies
are on the doorstep.

289
00:13:35,249 --> 00:13:38,121
Holy shit.
LAMBERT: Lost, are we, sir?

290
00:13:38,295 --> 00:13:40,384
School's that way.

291
00:13:40,558 --> 00:13:42,604
Yes, I'm perfectly
aware-- Jesus.

292
00:13:42,778 --> 00:13:44,040
[FIRE ROARING]

293
00:13:44,214 --> 00:13:46,521
You're awfully bloody close,
aren't you?

294
00:13:46,695 --> 00:13:48,436
You're practically
on the cricket pitch.

295
00:13:48,610 --> 00:13:50,220
Get your pads on,
then, boss.

296
00:13:50,394 --> 00:13:53,049
Woods are out of bounds
from the start of term.

297
00:13:53,223 --> 00:13:56,270
This fracking tower is now
fully operational.

298
00:13:56,444 --> 00:13:58,315
Yes. Yes, I knew
about the fracking,

299
00:13:58,489 --> 00:14:00,491
I just didn't
expect it to be so big.

300
00:14:00,665 --> 00:14:02,972
BUTLER: That's what all the girls
say, isn't it, lads?

301
00:14:03,146 --> 00:14:04,452
[ALL LAUGHING]

302
00:14:04,626 --> 00:14:07,934
Yes, he did. Yes, he did. Carry on. Ahem.

303
00:14:08,108 --> 00:14:11,676
LAMBERT: Tea break's over, lads.
BUTLER: Let's make some money.

304
00:14:11,851 --> 00:14:13,722
[♪♪♪]

305
00:14:19,162 --> 00:14:21,948
Energy production will always
be contentious.

306
00:14:22,122 --> 00:14:23,210
But fracking

307
00:14:23,384 --> 00:14:24,907
is the future, and--

308
00:14:25,081 --> 00:14:26,126
[RED DREADS SCREAMING]

309
00:14:28,215 --> 00:14:31,261
And thanks
to the wonders of shale gas,

310
00:14:31,435 --> 00:14:34,482
which exists in abundance
beneath our school,

311
00:14:34,656 --> 00:14:37,528
we can finally build
our dry ski slope

312
00:14:37,702 --> 00:14:39,530
and the long overdue

313
00:14:39,704 --> 00:14:41,576
prefect spa.

314
00:14:41,750 --> 00:14:42,838
[DOOR OPENS]

315
00:14:47,712 --> 00:14:49,671
CLEGG: In the words
of Emperor Caligula:

316
00:14:49,845 --> 00:14:51,629
"Let them hate."

317
00:14:51,803 --> 00:14:54,676
Yes, quite. "So long as they fear us."

318
00:14:57,679 --> 00:14:58,506
[GUN COCKS]

319
00:14:58,680 --> 00:15:00,290
[♪♪♪]

320
00:15:19,527 --> 00:15:21,094
Oh! Meredith.Yes.

321
00:15:21,268 --> 00:15:22,922
I heard you were
out jogging.

322
00:15:23,096 --> 00:15:25,620
Didn't you get my note
about the no-go areas?

323
00:15:25,794 --> 00:15:28,753
Uh, yes, sorry about
that, headmaster.

324
00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:30,973
Be assured my prefects
have been instructed,

325
00:15:31,147 --> 00:15:32,540
and the area's been
locked down.

326
00:15:32,714 --> 00:15:34,237
Good, good.

327
00:15:34,411 --> 00:15:35,760
Now's not the time
for the boys

328
00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:37,545
to be slipping off
to the old haunts.

329
00:15:37,719 --> 00:15:40,026
The woods, the lakes.

330
00:15:40,200 --> 00:15:43,116
Ciggies and tongue sandwiches.
That sort of thing.

331
00:15:43,290 --> 00:15:44,639
Perish the thought,
headmaster.

332
00:15:44,813 --> 00:15:47,947
And how are things
with you, Meredith?

333
00:15:48,121 --> 00:15:50,732
You seemed rather upset
taking Audrey to the airport.

334
00:15:50,906 --> 00:15:52,429
Oh, I was just, uh,

335
00:15:52,603 --> 00:15:55,084
a bit sorry to see her go,
headmaster. Uh...

336
00:15:55,258 --> 00:15:57,260
She was quite a loss

337
00:15:57,434 --> 00:15:59,262
to the school.

338
00:15:59,436 --> 00:16:00,568
[CHUCKLES]

339
00:16:00,742 --> 00:16:02,135
Don't sweat it,
Meredith.

340
00:16:02,309 --> 00:16:03,963
You had a school romance,

341
00:16:04,137 --> 00:16:06,704
delicious while it lasts,
but you know,

342
00:16:06,878 --> 00:16:10,317
these things always end up
in a bloody mess.

343
00:16:10,491 --> 00:16:12,188
The only couple
I know still going strong

344
00:16:12,362 --> 00:16:13,755
are me and Mr. Chips.

345
00:16:13,929 --> 00:16:17,672
[CHUCKLES]
Isn't that right, Chippy?

346
00:16:17,846 --> 00:16:19,108
[BOTH BARKING]

347
00:16:20,805 --> 00:16:23,983
[LAUGHS]
Come on, Chippy!

348
00:16:24,157 --> 00:16:26,507
Let's get some fresh air.

349
00:16:26,681 --> 00:16:28,248
[♪♪♪]

350
00:16:42,349 --> 00:16:44,568
MAN [ON PA]: Cleanup team to the Portaloos.

351
00:16:44,742 --> 00:16:46,831
That's cleanup team
to the Portaloos.

352
00:16:48,355 --> 00:16:49,704
Right.

353
00:16:49,878 --> 00:16:52,402
Talk to me.

354
00:16:52,576 --> 00:16:56,015
What have you got?
Some underground cave system.

355
00:16:56,189 --> 00:16:58,669
No wonder that bloody
sinkhole appeared,

356
00:16:58,843 --> 00:17:00,671
leads straight down there.

357
00:17:00,845 --> 00:17:05,241
I've checked the readings,
it's still full of gas.

358
00:17:05,415 --> 00:17:07,765
Bingo. We've hit the mother lode.

359
00:17:07,939 --> 00:17:12,074
Send down the pipe
and suck it up.

360
00:17:12,248 --> 00:17:15,208
Pump. Ooh. Oh, baby.

361
00:17:15,382 --> 00:17:16,339
You know the drill.

362
00:17:18,863 --> 00:17:21,388
COMPUTER VOICE: Seismic
observance on level G17.

363
00:17:21,562 --> 00:17:24,347
Mr. Lambert.

364
00:17:24,521 --> 00:17:26,567
There's
something down there

365
00:17:26,741 --> 00:17:28,656
in them tunnels.

366
00:17:29,700 --> 00:17:31,311
Look.

367
00:17:31,485 --> 00:17:33,052
It's moving.

368
00:17:33,226 --> 00:17:36,359
Bollocks. I wouldn't worry
about that, Butler.

369
00:17:36,533 --> 00:17:38,144
Probably just some moles.

370
00:17:38,318 --> 00:17:40,668
Pump at will.

371
00:17:54,116 --> 00:17:56,336
HOUSEMAN: Yeah,
I was-- I was just saying, I--

372
00:17:56,510 --> 00:17:58,555
I've made a terrible mistake.

373
00:17:59,904 --> 00:18:01,341
Audrey?

374
00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:03,952
Angel?

375
00:18:05,432 --> 00:18:06,737
Audrey? Meredith?

376
00:18:06,911 --> 00:18:09,697
I'm listening. I was just saying, I-

377
00:18:09,871 --> 00:18:11,829
I should've come with you. Oh, sweetie.

378
00:18:12,003 --> 00:18:14,223
Sparta needs you.

379
00:18:14,397 --> 00:18:17,226
After what happened last term.

380
00:18:17,400 --> 00:18:19,881
What was I thinking? Come on.

381
00:18:20,055 --> 00:18:21,535
Hey.

382
00:18:21,709 --> 00:18:23,711
We had fun times.

383
00:18:23,885 --> 00:18:27,715
We had good times there,
but Sparta's your life, you know?

384
00:18:27,889 --> 00:18:29,630
No, no.

385
00:18:29,804 --> 00:18:31,327
You're my life.

386
00:18:31,501 --> 00:18:34,678
My love, all I want
is to be with you.

387
00:18:34,852 --> 00:18:36,071
In South Sudan?

388
00:18:36,245 --> 00:18:37,812
If I can find
a replacement coach

389
00:18:37,986 --> 00:18:42,208
for the under sixteens, then
yes. I'll buy a plane ticket.

390
00:18:42,382 --> 00:18:45,036
Audrey? Yeah. Okay. Ha, ha.

391
00:18:45,211 --> 00:18:47,735
Is everything all right?
Who's--? Who's that?

392
00:18:49,867 --> 00:18:51,826
That's Dr. Francois,
he wants me--

393
00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:53,784
Needs me to assist him.

394
00:18:53,958 --> 00:18:56,787
That's all we do here.
We're at it all day long.

395
00:18:56,961 --> 00:18:59,225
Nonstop. Ha, ha.

396
00:18:59,399 --> 00:19:01,314
Saving children?

397
00:19:01,488 --> 00:19:03,577
It's so deeply fulfilling.

398
00:19:05,231 --> 00:19:07,450
[GUNSHOTS]

399
00:19:07,624 --> 00:19:09,800
Yeah, sorry,
sweetie, that's, um--

400
00:19:09,974 --> 00:19:11,672
Rebel fighters must be back.
I have to go.

401
00:19:11,846 --> 00:19:14,065
Audrey, please, don't go.

402
00:19:16,546 --> 00:19:19,332
BOY: Mr. Houseman,
sir, you're needed.

403
00:19:19,506 --> 00:19:22,900
MATRON: Keep still,
you little bugger.

404
00:19:23,074 --> 00:19:24,424
[♪♪♪]

405
00:19:26,295 --> 00:19:28,297
Why did Miss Audrey leave?

406
00:19:36,349 --> 00:19:39,265
You're not going
to get a hard-on to that.

407
00:19:39,439 --> 00:19:42,398
In my kingdom,
we banned fracking.

408
00:19:42,572 --> 00:19:44,705
Can poison all the water.
Also causes earthquakes.

409
00:19:44,879 --> 00:19:46,576
Earthquakes? YURI: And sinkholes.

410
00:19:46,750 --> 00:19:48,578
DON: Says here that there
were 600 earthquakes

411
00:19:48,752 --> 00:19:50,319
in Oklahoma last year.

412
00:19:50,493 --> 00:19:53,453
Good. Hopefully the fucking
school will fall down.

413
00:19:53,627 --> 00:19:55,846
Lights in 10.

414
00:19:56,020 --> 00:19:58,197
All right, Chibwe,
that's confiscated.

415
00:19:58,371 --> 00:20:00,373
No electronic devices
in the dorm.

416
00:20:00,547 --> 00:20:02,505
You, whatever your name is,
into bed.

417
00:20:02,679 --> 00:20:04,028
Yes, sir. It's Wallace.

418
00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:05,465
As in William.

419
00:20:05,639 --> 00:20:06,944
As in Braveheart.

420
00:20:07,118 --> 00:20:09,208
Blake, explain to me.

421
00:20:09,382 --> 00:20:12,733
Why are you such
a fucking ponce?

422
00:20:12,907 --> 00:20:14,474
You don't even play rugby.

423
00:20:15,953 --> 00:20:17,694
"Never touch the balls,"
it's my motto.

424
00:20:17,868 --> 00:20:19,087
Besides...

425
00:20:20,871 --> 00:20:22,003
I'm unwell.

426
00:20:22,177 --> 00:20:23,700
Sick note.
How did you get that?

427
00:20:23,874 --> 00:20:26,442
Suck off the doctor?
It was only a hand job.

428
00:20:26,616 --> 00:20:28,792
[ALL CHUCKLE]
HOUSEMAN: Sparta!

429
00:20:28,966 --> 00:20:31,142
Stop what you're doing,
house meeting now.

430
00:20:31,317 --> 00:20:32,927
Move it.

431
00:20:33,101 --> 00:20:35,886
Whose idea of
a sick joke was this?

432
00:20:36,060 --> 00:20:37,540
Hmm?

433
00:20:37,714 --> 00:20:39,455
Somebody hung this tie
from a beam

434
00:20:39,629 --> 00:20:40,935
in the downstairs lavatory

435
00:20:41,109 --> 00:20:43,503
and I want to know
who the heck it was.

436
00:20:45,722 --> 00:20:47,724
Oh, you think this is funny,
do you, Hargreaves?

437
00:20:47,898 --> 00:20:49,944
Well, I find it
deeply offensive.

438
00:20:50,118 --> 00:20:51,728
Really.

439
00:20:51,902 --> 00:20:55,036
Who could do such a thing?
Come on, own up.

440
00:20:55,210 --> 00:20:57,691
I want to know who it was.

441
00:20:57,865 --> 00:21:00,650
Was it you? You?

442
00:21:02,217 --> 00:21:03,653
Well, I am most upset.

443
00:21:03,827 --> 00:21:06,439
And I'm very disappointed.

444
00:21:10,094 --> 00:21:11,748
[DOOR CLOSES]

445
00:21:11,922 --> 00:21:14,273
Well, I hope this doesn't
cast a shadow over

446
00:21:14,447 --> 00:21:16,971
the whole house,
Sparta, I really do.

447
00:21:17,145 --> 00:21:20,670
If anybody knows
anything about this,

448
00:21:20,844 --> 00:21:22,672
they better come forward.

449
00:21:22,846 --> 00:21:24,326
[♪♪♪]

450
00:21:28,635 --> 00:21:30,680
Head back to
your dormitories. Now.

451
00:21:30,854 --> 00:21:32,639
BELLO: Lights out
in three minutes.

452
00:21:32,813 --> 00:21:34,380
What's all that about?

453
00:21:37,383 --> 00:21:39,646
The boy who had your bed.

454
00:21:39,820 --> 00:21:42,039
Viscount?

455
00:21:42,213 --> 00:21:44,999
He died last term.

456
00:21:45,173 --> 00:21:48,655
Hung himself in the downstairs
bogs with a school tie.

457
00:21:50,570 --> 00:21:52,572
Welcome to
Slaughterhouse.

458
00:21:53,790 --> 00:21:55,357
[♪♪♪]

459
00:22:01,624 --> 00:22:04,235
BOY 1: Lights out!
BOY 2: Lights out! Lights!

460
00:22:04,410 --> 00:22:06,020
BOY 3: Lights out.
BOY 4: Lights out.

461
00:22:06,194 --> 00:22:08,370
BOY 1:
No running in the corridor!

462
00:22:14,594 --> 00:22:16,900
BABS:
He's watching over you, Don.

463
00:22:17,074 --> 00:22:18,902
You should
take comfort in that.

464
00:22:19,076 --> 00:22:22,036
Don't forget how hard
Dad worked to get us here.

465
00:22:22,210 --> 00:22:24,560
This was his dream.

466
00:22:24,734 --> 00:22:26,475
Life's gonna get
better from now.

467
00:22:26,649 --> 00:22:29,565
But you've got to believe that.

468
00:22:29,739 --> 00:22:32,307
You do believe that, don't you?

469
00:22:32,481 --> 00:22:33,352
HOUSEMAN:
Don?

470
00:22:34,831 --> 00:22:36,877
Don? Mr. Wallace.

471
00:22:37,051 --> 00:22:38,922
Are you with us?

472
00:22:39,096 --> 00:22:40,359
Splendid.

473
00:22:40,533 --> 00:22:42,535
Class, I'm afraid
Mr. Prigg will be

474
00:22:42,709 --> 00:22:44,058
unable to teach
Latin today,

475
00:22:44,232 --> 00:22:46,452
or indeed, ever again,

476
00:22:46,626 --> 00:22:49,672
because he passed away
in the holidays.

477
00:22:49,846 --> 00:22:51,152
He died here.

478
00:22:51,326 --> 00:22:52,806
Alone.

479
00:22:54,242 --> 00:22:55,548
But it was a good innings.

480
00:22:55,722 --> 00:22:58,333
Uh, I will be
filling his shoes until

481
00:22:58,507 --> 00:23:00,161
they can find
a suitable replacement.

482
00:23:00,335 --> 00:23:01,815
Now, I have to confess,

483
00:23:01,989 --> 00:23:04,295
I'm not the world's
greatest Latin scholar.

484
00:23:04,470 --> 00:23:06,863
It's been a while, but,
uh, tempus fugit,

485
00:23:07,037 --> 00:23:08,387
as they say. Um...

486
00:23:12,695 --> 00:23:15,742
Page 108, sir. Yes, yes.

487
00:23:15,916 --> 00:23:18,092
[SPEAKING IN LATIN]

488
00:23:18,266 --> 00:23:19,876
[IN ENGLISH]
By the power of witches?

489
00:23:20,050 --> 00:23:21,443
Yes. Why don't
you read, Bartlett?

490
00:23:21,617 --> 00:23:23,576
"At that moment, as I recall

491
00:23:23,750 --> 00:23:26,361
the earth yawned open
by the power of witchcraft."

492
00:23:26,535 --> 00:23:27,797
[BELL DINGS]

493
00:23:27,971 --> 00:23:29,843
Name three
famous old Slaughterians.

494
00:23:30,017 --> 00:23:32,846
Marquis de Sade,
Jack the Ripper, Piers Morgan.

495
00:23:33,020 --> 00:23:34,848
Don't piss about, Wootton.
Sorry, Hargreaves!

496
00:23:35,022 --> 00:23:37,503
When was Slaughter Hall built? 1770.

497
00:23:37,677 --> 00:23:39,635
No, that's the year
the school was founded.

498
00:23:39,809 --> 00:23:41,985
The original hall
was built in 1334.

499
00:23:42,159 --> 00:23:43,900
Fuck this. School motto.

500
00:23:44,074 --> 00:23:45,772
"Per caedes ad astra" What does it mean?

501
00:23:45,946 --> 00:23:47,991
"Never knowingly undersold"? Oh, you twat.

502
00:23:48,165 --> 00:23:50,298
"Take it like a man"?
"Give us your cash."

503
00:23:50,472 --> 00:23:51,865
You had three weeks
to learn this.

504
00:23:52,039 --> 00:23:53,519
Sorry, Hargreaves.

505
00:23:53,693 --> 00:23:55,695
If you're not word perfect
when Clegg tests you,

506
00:23:55,869 --> 00:23:57,174
you're gonna get feathered,

507
00:23:57,348 --> 00:23:59,438
and we're both gonna
get grounded.

508
00:23:59,612 --> 00:24:00,830
BARTLETT: "I caught a
glimpse of hell deep below.

509
00:24:01,004 --> 00:24:02,919
And of Cerberus waiting
to make a meal of me."

510
00:24:03,093 --> 00:24:07,010
Ah, now, Cerberus,
the three-headed hound of Hades.

511
00:24:07,184 --> 00:24:09,317
Makes life hell
for the postman. Ha, ha.

512
00:24:11,885 --> 00:24:13,495
Get on with it, Bartlett.

513
00:24:14,888 --> 00:24:16,716
It's all there
in the school myth.

514
00:24:16,890 --> 00:24:18,282
Legend has it
that a wandering knight

515
00:24:18,457 --> 00:24:20,415
returned from the Crusades,

516
00:24:20,589 --> 00:24:22,243
and with the help
of his faithful dog,

517
00:24:22,417 --> 00:24:23,984
slayed a mythical beast

518
00:24:24,158 --> 00:24:26,813
that was terrorizing
the village of Upper Slaughter.

519
00:24:26,987 --> 00:24:29,468
In return,
he was gifted this land

520
00:24:29,642 --> 00:24:31,513
and the title
First Earl of Slaughter.

521
00:24:31,687 --> 00:24:33,036
Hence the motto--

522
00:24:33,210 --> 00:24:35,386
"Through slaughter
to immorality."

523
00:24:37,476 --> 00:24:39,565
Immortality.

524
00:24:39,739 --> 00:24:42,524
BARTLETT: "I believe the witch
did not spare my throat in pity

525
00:24:42,698 --> 00:24:44,439
but in a spirit of sadism."
[RUMBLING]

526
00:24:44,613 --> 00:24:47,877
[WHIRRING]

527
00:24:48,051 --> 00:24:49,836
Preparing to evacuate.

528
00:24:50,010 --> 00:24:51,402
Hopefully.

529
00:24:53,143 --> 00:24:54,710
[PEOPLE CHATTERING
INDISTINCTLY]

530
00:24:54,884 --> 00:24:57,278
CHIBWE: "--whom thou
didst falsely affirm

531
00:24:57,452 --> 00:24:59,759
"to be slain by me this night.

532
00:24:59,933 --> 00:25:01,717
"And therewithal,

533
00:25:01,891 --> 00:25:05,808
"I embraced my friend,
Socrates, and kissed him.

534
00:25:05,982 --> 00:25:10,160
But he, smelling the stink
of the pissing--"

535
00:25:10,334 --> 00:25:13,686
DON: What's the point in
learning a dead language anyway?

536
00:25:13,860 --> 00:25:16,036
Hey, Will,
who was the blond girl

537
00:25:16,210 --> 00:25:17,516
in the tennis gear outside?

538
00:25:17,690 --> 00:25:19,518
I met her yesterday. She's a goddess.

539
00:25:19,692 --> 00:25:22,216
She's fit is what she is.
What's her name?

540
00:25:22,390 --> 00:25:23,957
Clemsie.

541
00:25:24,131 --> 00:25:25,654
Clemsie Lawrence.

542
00:25:25,828 --> 00:25:27,438
But it's not worth it. Why not?

543
00:25:27,613 --> 00:25:29,397
[GROANS]
CASPAR: Oh, no.

544
00:25:29,571 --> 00:25:30,572
How unfortunate.

545
00:25:31,747 --> 00:25:33,053
Total accident.

546
00:25:33,227 --> 00:25:35,751
Next time, watch
where you're looking.

547
00:25:35,925 --> 00:25:37,013
[SMUDGER CHUCKLES]

548
00:25:39,059 --> 00:25:42,889
I don't think it's bust,
just mashed. Heh.

549
00:25:43,063 --> 00:25:44,238
I'm Smudger.

550
00:25:44,412 --> 00:25:46,675
No hard feelings, yeah?

551
00:25:46,849 --> 00:25:49,286
Coolio.
Wait till you're a god.

552
00:25:49,460 --> 00:25:51,941
[♪♪♪]

553
00:25:52,115 --> 00:25:54,988
Look. This is the school
pecking order.

554
00:25:55,162 --> 00:25:57,773
We have Clemsie Lawrence
drinking nectar

555
00:25:57,947 --> 00:26:00,254
with the gods
at the Arcadian orgy.

556
00:26:00,428 --> 00:26:02,256
And then down--

557
00:26:02,430 --> 00:26:03,910
[WHISTLES]

558
00:26:04,084 --> 00:26:06,869
--at the bottom in hell,
you have Wootton.

559
00:26:07,043 --> 00:26:08,610
Who's Wootton? That's Wootton.

560
00:26:10,003 --> 00:26:12,440
Hello. You all right?

561
00:26:12,614 --> 00:26:15,356
You have gods and dogs,
heaven and hell.

562
00:26:15,530 --> 00:26:18,925
And somewhere in the middle,
we have--

563
00:26:19,099 --> 00:26:20,927
Why am I a limp cock?

564
00:26:21,101 --> 00:26:24,495
Because, Ducky, someday,
you may well be a god.

565
00:26:24,670 --> 00:26:26,585
Until then, you have
to wait your turn.

566
00:26:26,759 --> 00:26:29,065
No, no, no.
This is bollocks, mate.

567
00:26:29,239 --> 00:26:30,197
Bollocks. I'm in love.

568
00:26:30,371 --> 00:26:32,460
[ALL LAUGHING]

569
00:26:32,634 --> 00:26:36,551
You guys can laugh, but I ain't
part of your pecking order.

570
00:26:36,725 --> 00:26:38,292
[CHANTING]
One of us. One of us.

571
00:26:38,466 --> 00:26:41,121
Everybody says that. They all
sell out by the Upper Sixth.

572
00:26:41,295 --> 00:26:42,949
YURI:
Think of the orgies, man.

573
00:26:43,123 --> 00:26:46,169
This Sixth Form orgy is a myth.
But I must have hope.

574
00:26:46,343 --> 00:26:48,519
Wallace, you want to take
Clemsie Lawrence to orgy,

575
00:26:48,694 --> 00:26:50,609
practice your
Latin conjugations.

576
00:26:50,783 --> 00:26:52,132
[BOTH SPEAKING LATIN]

577
00:26:59,400 --> 00:27:00,749
Ah.

578
00:27:00,923 --> 00:27:02,664
A penis.

579
00:27:02,838 --> 00:27:04,361
I wonder who drew that.

580
00:27:08,017 --> 00:27:09,671
What were you talking
about in here?

581
00:27:11,281 --> 00:27:12,674
Nothing. Well, excuse me--

582
00:27:12,848 --> 00:27:14,502
Wallace.

583
00:27:14,676 --> 00:27:16,635
Cocky little shit
thinks

584
00:27:16,809 --> 00:27:19,246
he's got a chance
with Clemsie Lawrence.

585
00:27:21,291 --> 00:27:23,206
Honestly, Matt,
we were just--

586
00:27:23,380 --> 00:27:24,904
Sanctions.

587
00:27:25,078 --> 00:27:27,123
All week, starting
tomorrow at 5 a.m.

588
00:27:27,297 --> 00:27:29,778
And don't thank me.
Thank Wallace here.

589
00:27:29,952 --> 00:27:31,171
[KNOCKS]
Everybody out.

590
00:27:31,345 --> 00:27:32,999
Stop loafing around.
This is a school,

591
00:27:33,173 --> 00:27:34,261
not a fucking holiday camp.

592
00:27:36,176 --> 00:27:37,830
Wootton, if you fail
the house test again,

593
00:27:38,004 --> 00:27:39,919
you will be feathered.

594
00:27:40,093 --> 00:27:42,791
All right.
You're free to go.

595
00:27:44,880 --> 00:27:46,752
[♪♪♪]

596
00:27:48,362 --> 00:27:49,363
[ALARM BEEPING]

597
00:27:49,537 --> 00:27:51,670
Audrey!

598
00:27:51,844 --> 00:27:54,803
MAN [ON RADIO]: Good
morning, Gloucestershire.

599
00:27:54,977 --> 00:27:57,066
And got a request now.

600
00:27:57,240 --> 00:28:00,722
CLEGG: Move it, gentlemen!
Keep up the pace.

601
00:28:04,595 --> 00:28:07,250
Blake, keep running!

602
00:28:07,424 --> 00:28:09,775
Hup, hup, hup, hup!

603
00:28:11,385 --> 00:28:12,908
Jump it. Jump it.

604
00:28:13,082 --> 00:28:14,475
Jump it.

605
00:28:14,649 --> 00:28:16,564
What the fuck is that?

606
00:28:16,738 --> 00:28:18,609
[PANTING]

607
00:28:24,572 --> 00:28:26,269
[SIGHS]

608
00:28:26,443 --> 00:28:28,054
[THUNDER RUMBLES]

609
00:28:29,882 --> 00:28:32,580
Well, are you enjoying it?

610
00:28:32,754 --> 00:28:33,929
Are you enjoying
the privilege

611
00:28:34,103 --> 00:28:36,018
of your private school
education?

612
00:28:38,238 --> 00:28:39,848
Five generations
of Cleggs have given

613
00:28:40,022 --> 00:28:41,894
their lives
to places like this.

614
00:28:42,068 --> 00:28:43,722
Fucking plebeian.

615
00:28:43,896 --> 00:28:45,985
Trying to buy your way in.

616
00:28:48,204 --> 00:28:51,773
The only connection you'll make
around here is with my boot.

617
00:28:53,079 --> 00:28:55,255
Blake,
stop fucking mincing!

618
00:28:57,083 --> 00:28:58,911
Get him out, Wallace.

619
00:28:59,085 --> 00:29:01,740
What? Your roommate, your problem.

620
00:29:01,914 --> 00:29:04,438
Come on, Will.
CLEGG: Chibwe, Bolotnikov.

621
00:29:04,612 --> 00:29:06,440
Top of the hill,
then you can go.

622
00:29:06,614 --> 00:29:08,703
Come on.
One mile back to school.

623
00:29:08,877 --> 00:29:10,270
Breakfast ends
in 20 minutes.

624
00:29:10,444 --> 00:29:12,228
Good luck with
that one, Wallace.

625
00:29:12,402 --> 00:29:14,491
Hup, hup, hup!

626
00:29:14,665 --> 00:29:16,189
Go, go, go!

627
00:29:16,363 --> 00:29:18,539
Hey.
CLEGG: Over the bridge!

628
00:29:18,713 --> 00:29:20,889
[BOTH GROANING AND PANTING]

629
00:29:23,457 --> 00:29:24,501
[GROANS]

630
00:29:24,675 --> 00:29:25,894
Christ. Is that you?

631
00:29:27,330 --> 00:29:30,072
No. It's the school tunnels.

632
00:29:30,246 --> 00:29:32,161
Whole world
of shit down there.

633
00:29:32,335 --> 00:29:34,773
Yeah, it smells like it. You still hungry?

634
00:29:34,947 --> 00:29:36,209
Yeah. Yeah?

635
00:29:36,383 --> 00:29:38,515
I know a shortcut.

636
00:29:38,689 --> 00:29:39,908
It's through the woods.

637
00:29:43,172 --> 00:29:44,826
DON:
You call this a shortcut?

638
00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:46,393
This place is massive.

639
00:29:48,221 --> 00:29:50,092
Whose idea was it
to have a school

640
00:29:50,266 --> 00:29:51,964
in the middle
of bum-fuck nowhere?

641
00:29:52,138 --> 00:29:55,402
Um... The parents,
probably.

642
00:29:58,231 --> 00:30:00,233
DON: Admit it.
You're lost, aren't you?

643
00:30:00,407 --> 00:30:02,235
WILLOUGHBY: Now, now,
Ducky, I'm not lost.

644
00:30:02,409 --> 00:30:04,498
Would you stop
calling me "Ducky"?

645
00:30:04,672 --> 00:30:06,108
Your name is Donald.

646
00:30:06,282 --> 00:30:07,457
I don't care
if my name's Daffy.

647
00:30:07,631 --> 00:30:09,503
[♪♪♪]

648
00:30:11,505 --> 00:30:12,723
[SIREN WAILING]

649
00:30:12,898 --> 00:30:14,769
DON:
Shit. It's the frackers. Hide.

650
00:30:24,387 --> 00:30:25,432
Hey.

651
00:30:25,606 --> 00:30:27,086
Look at this.

652
00:30:36,660 --> 00:30:38,749
A sinkhole.

653
00:30:38,924 --> 00:30:40,403
Damn.

654
00:30:40,577 --> 00:30:43,537
Why didn't this happen
under the maths block?

655
00:30:43,711 --> 00:30:44,755
Oh!

656
00:30:44,930 --> 00:30:45,974
[ALARM BEEPING]

657
00:30:46,148 --> 00:30:47,976
Intruder alert.

658
00:30:48,150 --> 00:30:49,978
A couple of
posh little fuckers.

659
00:30:53,503 --> 00:30:54,896
Let's see.

660
00:30:56,767 --> 00:30:57,768
Let's see
how deep it is.

661
00:31:00,467 --> 00:31:01,903
[THUDS]

662
00:31:07,866 --> 00:31:09,650
[BOTH GROANING]

663
00:31:09,824 --> 00:31:11,043
Christ, mate. Fuck me.

664
00:31:11,217 --> 00:31:12,783
It's that smell again.

665
00:31:12,958 --> 00:31:15,351
Oh, that ain't
no drain.

666
00:31:15,525 --> 00:31:17,527
No shite
smells that bad.

667
00:31:17,701 --> 00:31:19,486
Look at this.

668
00:31:19,660 --> 00:31:21,923
Must be some sort of evil gas. Put it away.

669
00:31:22,097 --> 00:31:23,359
That's mine. I don't care.

670
00:31:23,533 --> 00:31:25,231
There's gas there. Give it back.

671
00:31:25,405 --> 00:31:26,797
You're gonna get us killed,
Willoughby!

672
00:31:26,972 --> 00:31:28,756
Shall we?

673
00:31:28,930 --> 00:31:32,064
Oh, you're a bad man.

674
00:31:32,238 --> 00:31:34,588
That's why they pay me
the big bucks.

675
00:31:34,762 --> 00:31:36,895
I'm not kidding.

676
00:31:37,069 --> 00:31:39,158
Someone bequeathed that to me.

677
00:31:39,332 --> 00:31:42,291
What? It was a gift

678
00:31:42,465 --> 00:31:43,771
from a good friend.
Give it back--

679
00:31:43,945 --> 00:31:45,599
[SIREN WAILING]

680
00:31:45,773 --> 00:31:47,949
LAMBERT:
Attention. Attention.

681
00:31:48,123 --> 00:31:49,472
We have you surrounded.

682
00:31:51,735 --> 00:31:54,564
Do not try to escape.

683
00:31:56,697 --> 00:31:58,481
DON:
Run!

684
00:31:58,655 --> 00:32:00,135
[MIMICKING GUNSHOTS]

685
00:32:02,485 --> 00:32:04,052
[CHUCKLES, CONTINUES
MIMICKING GUNSHOTS]

686
00:32:17,718 --> 00:32:19,328
[BOTH PANTING]

687
00:32:20,939 --> 00:32:23,158
I thought you were sick.

688
00:32:23,332 --> 00:32:26,161
You run like a bloody gazelle. With asthma.

689
00:32:28,337 --> 00:32:30,513
I think we're safe.
WOODY: What are you doing here?

690
00:32:30,687 --> 00:32:31,427
[BOTH SCREAM]

691
00:32:33,560 --> 00:32:35,649
I'm sorry. Did the mask
of truth frighten you?

692
00:32:35,823 --> 00:32:37,781
It does that sometimes.

693
00:32:40,436 --> 00:32:42,743
You the boys that want
to buy some drugs?

694
00:32:44,179 --> 00:32:46,399
Huh?

695
00:32:46,573 --> 00:32:48,444
I've got some black ash.
I've got some charas.

696
00:32:48,618 --> 00:32:50,794
I've got some Mandy, ecstasy.

697
00:32:50,969 --> 00:32:52,753
I've got some acid.
I've got some

698
00:32:52,927 --> 00:32:55,408
mushrooms!

699
00:32:55,582 --> 00:32:56,670
[ALL CHEERING]

700
00:32:58,150 --> 00:32:59,673
No, no. We're just, um--

701
00:32:59,847 --> 00:33:02,023
Just like--Yeah, there's a hole.

702
00:33:02,197 --> 00:33:04,460
It's a big hole.Fracking.

703
00:33:04,634 --> 00:33:05,940
BOTH: Fracking.Yeah.

704
00:33:06,114 --> 00:33:08,203
We're just seeing
what they're up to.

705
00:33:08,377 --> 00:33:10,553
You were wondering
what they were up to.

706
00:33:10,727 --> 00:33:12,251
Wondering what they're up to.

707
00:33:12,425 --> 00:33:14,122
They were wondering
what they're up to.

708
00:33:14,296 --> 00:33:15,602
[ALL LAUGHING]

709
00:33:15,776 --> 00:33:17,734
I'll tell you what
they're up to, big boy.

710
00:33:17,908 --> 00:33:19,693
They're unleashing hell.

711
00:33:19,867 --> 00:33:21,347
What do you mean?

712
00:33:21,521 --> 00:33:24,219
What do I mean?
What does thou mean?

713
00:33:24,393 --> 00:33:26,178
[ALL LAUGH]

714
00:33:26,352 --> 00:33:29,355
I'll tell you what I mean.
I mean, over there

715
00:33:29,529 --> 00:33:31,792
is a super-massive
frack hole.

716
00:33:31,966 --> 00:33:34,838
And holes like that, they
don't open up for no reason.

717
00:33:35,013 --> 00:33:37,015
They're the product
of evil men.

718
00:33:37,189 --> 00:33:39,713
Fracking Mother Nature.

719
00:33:39,887 --> 00:33:42,368
Pimping her,
poisoning her.

720
00:33:42,542 --> 00:33:45,980
Pumping her with their
rock-hard, toxic cocks.

721
00:33:46,154 --> 00:33:48,939
People don't want it.
Farmers don't want it.

722
00:33:49,114 --> 00:33:51,246
The only people
that do want it

723
00:33:51,420 --> 00:33:56,251
are the unelected imperialist
elite that is Terrafrack.

724
00:33:56,425 --> 00:33:58,906
Yeah. MAN: Privileged pricks!

725
00:33:59,080 --> 00:34:01,517
We know what they are.
They're bullies.

726
00:34:01,691 --> 00:34:03,519
And what better place
to learn bullying

727
00:34:03,693 --> 00:34:06,957
than here at
an English public school.

728
00:34:07,132 --> 00:34:10,396
The CEO of Terrafrack
and your headmaster,

729
00:34:10,570 --> 00:34:13,834
they're school chums
from back in the day. Ooh!

730
00:34:14,008 --> 00:34:17,359
I don't think they knew.
They didn't know. See this?

731
00:34:17,533 --> 00:34:19,753
Old school tie.

732
00:34:19,927 --> 00:34:22,451
Yeah? Wake up.

733
00:34:22,625 --> 00:34:24,236
It's how the system works.

734
00:34:24,410 --> 00:34:26,412
I bet your dads know
all about that.

735
00:34:26,586 --> 00:34:29,067
What are they?
A couple of bankers?

736
00:34:29,241 --> 00:34:31,808
No, come on. Tell us.
What are they in?

737
00:34:31,982 --> 00:34:33,810
Property? Hedge funds?

738
00:34:33,984 --> 00:34:35,290
Insurance? Recycling.

739
00:34:36,770 --> 00:34:39,077
What? You mean,
like recycling waste?

740
00:34:39,251 --> 00:34:40,948
Yeah, he takes
other people's shit

741
00:34:41,122 --> 00:34:42,906
and turns it
into cash.

742
00:34:43,081 --> 00:34:45,953
That's funny. Pretty sure my old
man does the exact opposite.

743
00:34:46,127 --> 00:34:49,348
Oh, well, pity, it's all going
to shit in the end.

744
00:34:49,522 --> 00:34:51,959
Shit we'll end up
eating. Ha-ha-ha.

745
00:34:54,744 --> 00:34:57,007
This ain't
a fucking joke, boys.

746
00:34:57,182 --> 00:35:01,969
Huh? We are all gonna eat karma
for this. Join the dots.

747
00:35:02,143 --> 00:35:03,840
Wars.

748
00:35:04,014 --> 00:35:05,581
Droughts.

749
00:35:05,755 --> 00:35:07,409
Famine.

750
00:35:07,583 --> 00:35:09,455
Plague.

751
00:35:09,629 --> 00:35:11,283
That's why we're here.

752
00:35:11,457 --> 00:35:13,763
ALL: Yeah! Knee-deep in shit.

753
00:35:13,937 --> 00:35:16,114
ALL: Yeah! No flushing latrine.

754
00:35:16,288 --> 00:35:18,681
ALL: Yeah! Don't cheer that one.

755
00:35:18,855 --> 00:35:23,469
Because we know that hole,
it ain't no mundane chasm.

756
00:35:23,643 --> 00:35:25,775
It's a portal.

757
00:35:25,949 --> 00:35:27,821
A gateway.

758
00:35:27,995 --> 00:35:32,086
It leads straight down
to hell.

759
00:35:33,914 --> 00:35:36,612
Now, who wants
to buy some drugs?

760
00:35:36,786 --> 00:35:38,788
Get them some drugs.

761
00:35:38,962 --> 00:35:42,836
We're all gonna die soon.
Go out with a bang. Kaboom!

762
00:35:43,010 --> 00:35:44,577
[♪♪♪]

763
00:36:03,813 --> 00:36:05,554
[GASPS, PANTING]

764
00:36:24,747 --> 00:36:26,358
[GROANING IN DISTANCE]

765
00:36:32,755 --> 00:36:34,366
[♪♪♪]

766
00:36:46,073 --> 00:36:48,597
Hello?
Is someone out of bed?

767
00:36:56,475 --> 00:36:57,389
[GRUNTING]

768
00:37:06,049 --> 00:37:07,268
[SQUEAKING]

769
00:37:37,559 --> 00:37:39,169
This place
is creeping me out.

770
00:37:39,344 --> 00:37:40,954
I'm suffocating.
BABS: Don't be daft.

771
00:37:41,128 --> 00:37:42,651
You're overemotional.

772
00:37:42,825 --> 00:37:44,958
I'm not being overemotional.
I'm tired, all right?

773
00:37:45,132 --> 00:37:46,612
I haven't slept
in fucking weeks.

774
00:37:46,786 --> 00:37:48,396
BABS:
All right, Don. Calm down.

775
00:37:48,570 --> 00:37:49,832
You're coming home
this weekend.

776
00:37:50,006 --> 00:37:51,269
We can talk about it then.

777
00:37:51,443 --> 00:37:52,792
And you can always text me.

778
00:37:52,966 --> 00:37:55,447
I can't text because
this prefect's taken my phone.

779
00:37:55,621 --> 00:37:57,100
BABS: What do you
mean, your phone?

780
00:37:57,275 --> 00:37:59,015
[CRYING]
Mum...

781
00:37:59,189 --> 00:38:00,669
Sorry.

782
00:38:00,843 --> 00:38:02,541
I let you
and Dad down, I know.

783
00:38:02,715 --> 00:38:04,238
BABS: You did not
let Dad down or me.

784
00:38:04,412 --> 00:38:05,892
I don't belong here.

785
00:38:06,066 --> 00:38:07,023
BABS:
Of course, you do.

786
00:38:07,197 --> 00:38:09,243
I wanna come home now.

787
00:38:09,417 --> 00:38:11,637
Do you fucking mind? Oh!

788
00:38:11,811 --> 00:38:14,161
Sorry. We thought
you were someone else.

789
00:38:14,335 --> 00:38:15,858
Calling child helpline?

790
00:38:16,032 --> 00:38:17,382
BABS:
Don?

791
00:38:17,556 --> 00:38:19,471
Don? Don? No, no. It's my mum.

792
00:38:19,645 --> 00:38:21,647
She misses me.
BABS: Don, what's going on?

793
00:38:21,821 --> 00:38:23,866
Speak to me. I told you,
Mum. No.

794
00:38:24,040 --> 00:38:26,042
I'm fine, all right?
BABS: What?

795
00:38:26,216 --> 00:38:28,480
I'm fine. I'll see you soon.
BABS: You weren't fine.

796
00:38:28,654 --> 00:38:30,917
BABS: Don, don't-- No, no. Bye, bye.

797
00:38:32,701 --> 00:38:34,486
She's, uh, worried about me,
you know?

798
00:38:34,660 --> 00:38:36,226
Keep telling her
to chill out,

799
00:38:36,401 --> 00:38:37,924
but apparently
it's much worse at Eton.

800
00:38:38,098 --> 00:38:39,665
[BOTH LAUGH]

801
00:38:39,839 --> 00:38:42,668
Well, sorry
we interrupted you.

802
00:38:42,842 --> 00:38:45,540
Why don't you come with us?
We're going to smokers' corner.

803
00:38:45,714 --> 00:38:48,543
But, um, we haven't
got a light.

804
00:38:48,717 --> 00:38:50,153
Uh...

805
00:38:51,590 --> 00:38:52,895
Yeah.

806
00:38:53,069 --> 00:38:55,463
Ladies, lead the way.

807
00:39:02,905 --> 00:39:04,516
[MAN SHOUTS INDISTINCTLY]

808
00:39:10,130 --> 00:39:12,132
Ah. Ahem.

809
00:39:12,306 --> 00:39:14,047
I was just, uh--

810
00:39:14,221 --> 00:39:15,831
Amazing grass.

811
00:39:16,005 --> 00:39:17,398
Yeah.

812
00:39:17,572 --> 00:39:20,270
Yes, the, uh--
The cricket pitch,

813
00:39:20,445 --> 00:39:22,011
just cut to perfection.

814
00:39:22,185 --> 00:39:23,535
Good job, lads.

815
00:39:32,065 --> 00:39:34,110
Fucking fascists.

816
00:39:35,851 --> 00:39:37,200
DON:
This is smokers' corner?

817
00:39:40,334 --> 00:39:42,510
Beats the back of the
bike sheds, this, doesn't it?

818
00:39:42,684 --> 00:39:44,599
No wonder
everyone here smokes.

819
00:39:44,773 --> 00:39:46,514
You're so northern.

820
00:39:48,211 --> 00:39:49,735
It's true, though,
isn't it?

821
00:39:49,909 --> 00:39:51,867
This is what our parents
are really paying for:

822
00:39:52,041 --> 00:39:54,348
nice buildings,
traditions.

823
00:39:54,522 --> 00:39:57,482
Fucking prime ministers,
all that bollocks.

824
00:39:57,656 --> 00:39:59,222
It's a breeding ground.

825
00:40:00,310 --> 00:40:01,529
Breeding what?

826
00:40:01,703 --> 00:40:03,444
Think how many of
our world leaders

827
00:40:03,618 --> 00:40:05,054
spend their
formative years like this.

828
00:40:06,404 --> 00:40:08,318
That is fucking scary.

829
00:40:12,192 --> 00:40:15,021
Some don't make it,
though, do they?

830
00:40:15,195 --> 00:40:18,198
Like that viscount kid.
The one who hung himself.

831
00:40:18,372 --> 00:40:20,113
Oh, yeah.

832
00:40:20,287 --> 00:40:21,549
Seymour.

833
00:40:23,682 --> 00:40:25,640
I think
he got badly bullied.

834
00:40:25,814 --> 00:40:27,512
A hard time being gay.

835
00:40:27,686 --> 00:40:29,644
Got on the wrong side
of Matty Clegg.

836
00:40:29,818 --> 00:40:30,906
DON:
Why? What happened?

837
00:40:31,080 --> 00:40:32,908
CLEMSIE: Matty caught
him and another boy

838
00:40:33,082 --> 00:40:36,129
in the boathouse after dark.

839
00:40:36,303 --> 00:40:38,261
Clegg told the parents.

840
00:40:38,436 --> 00:40:39,915
Bastard.

841
00:40:42,004 --> 00:40:43,963
All got brushed under
the carpet, of course.

842
00:40:45,791 --> 00:40:47,880
Everyone says,
"Just be yourself."

843
00:40:49,621 --> 00:40:52,275
But nobody tells you
how hard it is.

844
00:40:52,450 --> 00:40:54,495
Especially around here.

845
00:40:56,192 --> 00:40:59,326
You seem to be doing
all right, though.

846
00:40:59,500 --> 00:41:00,370
Always smiling.

847
00:41:00,545 --> 00:41:01,589
[CHUCKLES]

848
00:41:03,156 --> 00:41:04,418
I am when I see you.

849
00:41:08,553 --> 00:41:10,946
Clemsie,

850
00:41:11,120 --> 00:41:13,209
I'm glad--You dare talk to a Sixth Former?

851
00:41:13,383 --> 00:41:14,515
Fucking hell. Oh, my God.

852
00:41:14,689 --> 00:41:16,386
Having a cheeky fag,
are we?

853
00:41:16,561 --> 00:41:18,824
Where was my invite?

854
00:41:18,998 --> 00:41:20,434
And, Don,

855
00:41:20,608 --> 00:41:21,696
where's my lighter?

856
00:41:21,870 --> 00:41:24,133
[FIRECRACKERS EXPLODING]

857
00:41:24,307 --> 00:41:27,354
Clegg! Clegg! He's on
the warpath with his cadets.

858
00:41:27,528 --> 00:41:30,009
DON: Cadets? What?
KAY: Run, run, run. Go!

859
00:41:30,183 --> 00:41:33,229
SMUDGER: Who's got a ciggie?
Not now, Smudge. Go, go.

860
00:41:33,403 --> 00:41:34,970
[♪♪♪]

861
00:41:36,624 --> 00:41:37,756
CLEGG:
Halt!

862
00:41:37,930 --> 00:41:39,192
Halt!

863
00:41:41,803 --> 00:41:43,065
WILLOUGHBY:
Look out!

864
00:41:43,239 --> 00:41:45,459
We know
you've been smoking.

865
00:41:45,633 --> 00:41:47,766
Empty your pockets.
DON: Run!

866
00:41:53,641 --> 00:41:54,860
WILLOUGHBY:
Fuck.

867
00:41:55,034 --> 00:41:56,035
[GUNS COCKING]

868
00:41:56,209 --> 00:41:58,907
[WHISTLING]

869
00:41:59,081 --> 00:42:00,300
Bang.

870
00:42:09,570 --> 00:42:12,225
[TV PLAYING INDISTINCTLY]

871
00:42:12,399 --> 00:42:13,618
[EXPLOSION IN DISTANCE][GASPS]

872
00:42:18,013 --> 00:42:19,275
[HELICOPTER APPROACHING]

873
00:42:21,713 --> 00:42:23,279
[PHONE RINGING]

874
00:42:23,453 --> 00:42:24,846
[TV PLAYING INDISTINCTLY]

875
00:42:25,020 --> 00:42:26,761
BUTLER:
Shall I get that, boss?

876
00:42:26,935 --> 00:42:29,242
LAMBERT: No.
It'll only be the headmaster.

877
00:42:29,416 --> 00:42:31,244
Fussing about
the methane leak.

878
00:42:31,418 --> 00:42:32,245
BUTLER:
Methane leak?

879
00:42:32,419 --> 00:42:33,681
[BUTLER FARTING]

880
00:42:33,855 --> 00:42:35,030
[GROANS]

881
00:42:35,204 --> 00:42:36,945
That's a methane leak.

882
00:42:37,119 --> 00:42:39,426
LAMBERT:
Asshole.

883
00:42:39,600 --> 00:42:41,167
[LINE RINGING]

884
00:42:41,341 --> 00:42:44,039
Yes, uh, and you're quite sure
there's no danger?

885
00:42:44,213 --> 00:42:45,998
Very good, very good.

886
00:42:46,172 --> 00:42:49,262
Even so, I'd like to voice
my concerns with your superior.

887
00:42:49,436 --> 00:42:52,221
[BARKING]

888
00:42:52,395 --> 00:42:55,355
Yeah, well, please do ask him
to give me a call.

889
00:42:56,661 --> 00:42:58,880
Here.

890
00:42:59,054 --> 00:43:02,667
He's very protective of me.
Aren't you, Mr. Chips?

891
00:43:02,841 --> 00:43:04,146
The authorities,
headmaster,

892
00:43:04,320 --> 00:43:06,018
they, uh, been able
to shed any light?

893
00:43:06,192 --> 00:43:08,542
It's nothing.
Simple gas leak.

894
00:43:08,716 --> 00:43:10,413
Thank goodness. Yes, thank goodness.

895
00:43:10,588 --> 00:43:12,807
A gas leak? Headmaster.
Sounds rather--

896
00:43:12,981 --> 00:43:15,723
Just a small one, Meredith.
Nothing to worry about.

897
00:43:15,897 --> 00:43:17,507
Headmaster,
it was a lake of fire.

898
00:43:17,682 --> 00:43:21,163
Yes, well, uh, that is
the methane, you see,

899
00:43:21,337 --> 00:43:23,601
uh, leaking

900
00:43:23,775 --> 00:43:26,778
out of the ground.

901
00:43:26,952 --> 00:43:30,738
Ahem. The chaps at Terrafrack
say it's all quite normal.

902
00:43:30,912 --> 00:43:32,392
And they are the experts,
after all.

903
00:43:32,566 --> 00:43:33,611
[KNOCKS ON DOOR]

904
00:43:33,785 --> 00:43:35,177
What is it now,
Tomkinson?

905
00:43:38,354 --> 00:43:40,748
Another champagne hamper,
sir, from Terrafrack.

906
00:43:40,922 --> 00:43:43,664
Thank you, Tomkinson.
Thank you.

907
00:43:43,838 --> 00:43:45,971
So this is all
fracking related?

908
00:43:46,145 --> 00:43:49,452
Meredith, the substructure
of Slaughter Hall

909
00:43:49,627 --> 00:43:52,107
is hundreds of years old.

910
00:43:52,281 --> 00:43:55,458
I mean, we have some
very leaky drains here,

911
00:43:55,633 --> 00:43:57,417
very old tunnels.

912
00:43:57,591 --> 00:43:59,767
Ancient, in fact.

913
00:43:59,941 --> 00:44:01,595
Speaking of Matron.
[CHUCKLES]

914
00:44:01,769 --> 00:44:05,077
[CHUCKLES]
This took us a bit by surprise is all.

915
00:44:05,251 --> 00:44:09,211
Look, it is rather concerning,
headmaster, don't you agree?

916
00:44:09,385 --> 00:44:11,474
Yes.

917
00:44:11,649 --> 00:44:13,955
Yes, it is.

918
00:44:14,129 --> 00:44:17,219
Which is all
the more reason why I--

919
00:44:17,393 --> 00:44:21,136
I cannot have boys smoking
in such a potentially

920
00:44:21,310 --> 00:44:24,009
highly-flammable environment.
I mean, ooh.

921
00:44:24,183 --> 00:44:25,793
[CELL PHONE RINGING]

922
00:44:25,967 --> 00:44:28,753
Ah. I must take this,
headmaster,

923
00:44:28,927 --> 00:44:31,407
if you don't mind.
It's rather urgent.

924
00:44:31,581 --> 00:44:34,106
Audrey, darling. I can hear you,
but I can't see you.

925
00:44:34,280 --> 00:44:37,762
Out of his league.
Now, look, boys, boys, boys.

926
00:44:37,936 --> 00:44:40,590
You're both too young,
too bright,

927
00:44:40,765 --> 00:44:43,637
and quite frankly,
too darn handsome

928
00:44:43,811 --> 00:44:48,033
to be polluting your bodies
in such a reckless fashion.

929
00:44:48,207 --> 00:44:50,600
I don't want to
start thrashing pupils

930
00:44:50,775 --> 00:44:52,733
like it's the good old days.

931
00:44:52,907 --> 00:44:55,301
But it's clear to me that
you do need some correcting.

932
00:44:55,475 --> 00:44:57,651
I am going to
telephone your parents

933
00:44:57,825 --> 00:45:00,045
and ask that you not
return home tomorrow

934
00:45:00,219 --> 00:45:02,569
for the Exeat Weekend.
Instead, you will remain here

935
00:45:02,743 --> 00:45:04,658
and perform sanctions
with your house god.

936
00:45:04,832 --> 00:45:07,226
Who's at Sparta this weekend? I am, sir.

937
00:45:07,400 --> 00:45:09,489
BAT:
Mm. Good. Well, now

938
00:45:09,663 --> 00:45:11,578
try and use this as a--

939
00:45:11,752 --> 00:45:13,232
Bello, what's up? What's up?

940
00:45:13,406 --> 00:45:15,669
Bello. Cool.

941
00:45:16,975 --> 00:45:18,454
Two more names
to go on there.

942
00:45:18,628 --> 00:45:20,543
Blake, Wallace.

943
00:45:20,718 --> 00:45:24,286
Tomorrow morning, 5 a.m.
In your games kit. Be prepared.

944
00:45:24,460 --> 00:45:26,288
[♪♪♪]

945
00:45:26,462 --> 00:45:28,073
[BEEPING]

946
00:45:35,210 --> 00:45:37,125
SMUDGER:
Clemsie, you're Upper Sixth.

947
00:45:37,299 --> 00:45:39,911
You can't be seen talking
to Blake and his oiky roommate.

948
00:45:40,085 --> 00:45:41,739
I'll speak to whom
I bloody well like.

949
00:45:41,913 --> 00:45:43,653
This place is a joke.

950
00:45:43,828 --> 00:45:46,700
I'll be a joke if
the chaps hear about it.

951
00:45:46,874 --> 00:45:50,443
I'm being made a god.

952
00:45:50,617 --> 00:45:52,837
I've been dreaming about this
weekend ever since I got here.

953
00:45:54,403 --> 00:45:56,405
What's up, Woots? Hello.

954
00:45:56,579 --> 00:45:59,408
Did you pass the test yet?
What does it look like?

955
00:45:59,582 --> 00:46:02,760
Look, Clemsie.

956
00:46:02,934 --> 00:46:05,110
I need you
there by my side

957
00:46:05,284 --> 00:46:06,981
when I'm anointed by
the head boy.

958
00:46:07,155 --> 00:46:08,635
It's not my scene,
a bunch of dickheads

959
00:46:08,809 --> 00:46:10,680
wanking each other off.

960
00:46:10,855 --> 00:46:12,204
This is your night.

961
00:46:12,378 --> 00:46:15,033
Smudge. Look.

962
00:46:15,207 --> 00:46:16,817
Doesn't mean
I don't love you.

963
00:46:20,473 --> 00:46:21,300
[COUGHS]

964
00:46:21,474 --> 00:46:23,868
Ugh. Snuff.

965
00:46:26,044 --> 00:46:27,523
Cheer up, Ducky.

966
00:46:27,697 --> 00:46:29,569
I mean,
it's not all that bad.

967
00:46:29,743 --> 00:46:31,005
At least you've got me.

968
00:46:31,179 --> 00:46:33,355
So not going home, then?

969
00:46:33,529 --> 00:46:36,794
We'd thought you'd be grounded.
Tough luck, boys.

970
00:46:36,968 --> 00:46:38,317
Going home for the weekend?

971
00:46:38,491 --> 00:46:40,188
To Hong Kong?
Don't be ridiculous.

972
00:46:40,362 --> 00:46:41,973
I'm in a chess tournament
in Beijing.

973
00:46:42,147 --> 00:46:44,540
Really? When? Five minutes. Better run.

974
00:46:44,714 --> 00:46:48,631
Hey, Don. You could always
hook up with Clemsie.

975
00:46:48,806 --> 00:46:49,894
Clemsie? KAY: She's staying too.

976
00:46:52,505 --> 00:46:54,028
Oh, my God.

977
00:46:55,595 --> 00:46:57,162
She's here.

978
00:46:57,336 --> 00:47:00,730
A weekend alone in paradise
with Clemsie Lawrence.

979
00:47:00,905 --> 00:47:03,037
Come on, Ducky.
Grow up.

980
00:47:03,211 --> 00:47:06,301
She's Clemsie Lawrence
of Belgravia.

981
00:47:06,475 --> 00:47:07,912
Who the hell are you?

982
00:47:08,086 --> 00:47:10,349
Thanks, mate. Just being honest.

983
00:47:10,523 --> 00:47:13,178
Good. It's about time,
isn't it?

984
00:47:13,352 --> 00:47:15,963
You haven't told me nowt
about this place, Will.

985
00:47:16,137 --> 00:47:18,444
You didn't even tell me
Seymour was bullied,

986
00:47:18,618 --> 00:47:20,446
or why he hung himself.

987
00:47:20,620 --> 00:47:22,752
That's none of your business.
None of my business?

988
00:47:22,927 --> 00:47:24,885
I sleep in his
fucking bed, Will.

989
00:47:25,059 --> 00:47:28,019
Someone died and you act
like you don't even care.

990
00:47:28,193 --> 00:47:30,543
You're supposed to be
my roommate.

991
00:47:30,717 --> 00:47:32,197
Thanks a lot.

992
00:47:32,371 --> 00:47:34,634
No wonder he fucking
topped himself.

993
00:47:36,984 --> 00:47:39,987
Go and do some snuff,
you weirdo.

994
00:47:44,252 --> 00:47:46,124
[♪♪♪]

995
00:47:53,653 --> 00:47:54,741
[INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE]

996
00:48:03,706 --> 00:48:06,535
WOOTTON: I'm sorry I failed the test.
Please, Mummy.

997
00:48:06,709 --> 00:48:08,059
Let me come home.

998
00:48:08,233 --> 00:48:11,236
I promise not to be
a nuisance to you and Steve.

999
00:48:11,410 --> 00:48:12,802
No, please.

1000
00:48:13,978 --> 00:48:15,588
Mum?

1001
00:48:15,762 --> 00:48:17,764
♪ Separation ♪

1002
00:48:17,938 --> 00:48:22,160
♪ All this quiet desolation ♪

1003
00:48:22,334 --> 00:48:24,945
♪ I am burning up inside ♪

1004
00:48:26,642 --> 00:48:28,949
♪ I don't know my own mind ♪

1005
00:48:30,908 --> 00:48:34,912
♪ Feels like
I could disappear ♪

1006
00:48:35,086 --> 00:48:39,264
♪ Feels like I was never here ♪

1007
00:48:39,438 --> 00:48:43,746
♪ But I'd keep it to myself ♪

1008
00:48:43,921 --> 00:48:46,271
♪ 'Cause there's not
A hope in hell ♪

1009
00:48:48,403 --> 00:48:52,451
♪ Now the moon
Calls your name ♪

1010
00:48:52,625 --> 00:48:56,368
♪ The sun's a burning flame ♪

1011
00:48:56,542 --> 00:49:00,981
♪ So I crawled
Among the shadows ♪

1012
00:49:01,155 --> 00:49:03,984
♪ And hollered out in pain ♪

1013
00:49:04,158 --> 00:49:05,681
HARGREAVES:
Happy bloody weekend.

1014
00:49:05,855 --> 00:49:09,511
♪ I gave up my sole position ♪

1015
00:49:09,685 --> 00:49:12,427
♪ I gave up on asking why ♪

1016
00:49:14,038 --> 00:49:17,041
♪ Why, why, why ♪

1017
00:49:17,215 --> 00:49:19,347
♪ Baby, goodbye ♪

1018
00:49:28,269 --> 00:49:29,792
WILLOUGHBY:
That's none of your business.

1019
00:49:29,967 --> 00:49:31,925
None of my business?

1020
00:49:32,099 --> 00:49:34,145
HOUSEMAN: Whose idea of
a sick joke was this?

1021
00:49:34,319 --> 00:49:36,669
I want to know. Own up.
I think he was badly bullied.

1022
00:49:36,843 --> 00:49:38,105
...he was badly bullied.

1023
00:49:38,279 --> 00:49:39,106
WILLOUGHBY:
He was my roommate.

1024
00:49:39,280 --> 00:49:40,716
You? Your roommate, your problem.

1025
00:49:40,890 --> 00:49:43,067
HOUSEMAN: You? He was my roommate.

1026
00:49:43,241 --> 00:49:44,894
DON: I sleep in his fucking
bed, Will.

1027
00:49:45,069 --> 00:49:45,895
HOUSEMAN: Own up.

1028
00:49:46,070 --> 00:49:47,506
Was it you? You?

1029
00:49:47,680 --> 00:49:49,377
You'll find out soon enough.
HOUSEMAN: You?

1030
00:49:59,561 --> 00:50:00,388
[SCRATCHES]

1031
00:50:00,562 --> 00:50:02,347
[PANTING]

1032
00:50:02,521 --> 00:50:05,393
Oh. Fucking prick.

1033
00:50:05,567 --> 00:50:08,135
Nearly bloody killed me.

1034
00:50:08,309 --> 00:50:09,789
Oh, my--

1035
00:50:11,834 --> 00:50:14,054
You're a bloody drama queen.
You know that?

1036
00:50:14,228 --> 00:50:16,143
Oh, my--

1037
00:50:20,582 --> 00:50:24,760
I'm sorry for what I said, mate.
All right? You're not that bad.

1038
00:50:24,934 --> 00:50:27,372
Life ain't that bad. Yes, it fucking is.

1039
00:50:27,546 --> 00:50:29,113
[MUSIC PLAYING FAINTLY]

1040
00:50:38,774 --> 00:50:41,299
Is that what you're leaving me?
Your snuff box?

1041
00:50:41,473 --> 00:50:44,215
Did you bequeath it to me?
[CHUCKLES]

1042
00:50:44,389 --> 00:50:46,956
What the fuck am I supposed
to do with that?

1043
00:50:47,131 --> 00:50:48,741
[CRYING]

1044
00:50:48,915 --> 00:50:52,179
You've got years of snorting
tobacco ahead of you. Years.

1045
00:50:52,353 --> 00:50:54,877
All right?
You're not him, Will.

1046
00:50:55,052 --> 00:50:56,749
You're not Seymour.

1047
00:50:56,923 --> 00:50:59,839
He was all that I had.
Yeah, but then rage, all right?

1048
00:51:00,013 --> 00:51:01,319
Rage against the--

1049
00:51:01,493 --> 00:51:03,495
Machine? Dying of the light.

1050
00:51:03,669 --> 00:51:06,585
Whatever. The point is, you've
hit the bottom, all right?

1051
00:51:06,759 --> 00:51:09,892
But you're on the way up.
Things can only get better.

1052
00:51:10,067 --> 00:51:12,634
It can't get any darker now.

1053
00:51:12,808 --> 00:51:14,854
HOUSEMAN: Don't tell me
you've found someone else.

1054
00:51:15,028 --> 00:51:16,203
[SIGHS]
Meredith.

1055
00:51:16,377 --> 00:51:17,770
You know I have.

1056
00:51:17,944 --> 00:51:19,685
[CRYING]

1057
00:51:22,731 --> 00:51:24,603
This is Ibrahim.

1058
00:51:24,777 --> 00:51:27,258
How can I just leave him
and come back?

1059
00:51:27,432 --> 00:51:30,435
Well, can't you
bring him with you?

1060
00:51:30,609 --> 00:51:32,045
Hey, Ib.

1061
00:51:32,219 --> 00:51:34,482
Hello, little man.

1062
00:51:34,656 --> 00:51:36,745
Do you like cricket? Meredith.

1063
00:51:38,791 --> 00:51:40,575
[RUMBLING]

1064
00:51:40,749 --> 00:51:42,577
[♪♪♪]

1065
00:51:42,751 --> 00:51:44,318
[PEOPLE SINGING OPERA]

1066
00:51:53,327 --> 00:51:54,937
WOOTTON:
Hargreaves!

1067
00:51:55,112 --> 00:51:57,375
[LAUGHS]

1068
00:52:09,474 --> 00:52:10,866
All right,
everybody gather around.

1069
00:52:11,040 --> 00:52:12,825
Better do a body count.

1070
00:52:12,999 --> 00:52:14,392
One, two...

1071
00:52:14,566 --> 00:52:17,482
three, four, fag...

1072
00:52:17,656 --> 00:52:19,745
...six.And Bello's in the bath.

1073
00:52:19,919 --> 00:52:22,487
Seven.

1074
00:52:22,661 --> 00:52:25,446
There's no power anywhere.
Blackout for miles.

1075
00:52:25,620 --> 00:52:27,579
Everybody sits tight
until I've gathered intel.

1076
00:52:27,753 --> 00:52:30,190
Matron, take some candles up
to the headmaster.

1077
00:52:30,364 --> 00:52:33,237
Lock up behind you.
Nobody leaves Sparta.

1078
00:52:34,455 --> 00:52:36,631
Um, Clegg.

1079
00:52:36,805 --> 00:52:38,416
Where's Meredith?

1080
00:52:38,590 --> 00:52:41,680
Mr. Houseman
is not feeling well.

1081
00:52:41,854 --> 00:52:42,985
He's taken to bed.

1082
00:52:43,160 --> 00:52:44,378
I'm in charge now.

1083
00:52:46,467 --> 00:52:47,773
[ROARING NEARBY]

1084
00:52:50,906 --> 00:52:51,994
What was that?

1085
00:52:52,169 --> 00:52:53,387
[ROARING CONTINUES]

1086
00:52:58,871 --> 00:53:02,222
No, the shafts
have completely failed.

1087
00:53:02,396 --> 00:53:06,705
It's only an earthquake.
It's an occupational hazard.

1088
00:53:06,879 --> 00:53:08,446
Boss, look at this.

1089
00:53:09,882 --> 00:53:11,579
Those things,
whatever they are,

1090
00:53:11,753 --> 00:53:13,451
they're out.

1091
00:53:13,625 --> 00:53:15,192
"Out"?

1092
00:53:16,802 --> 00:53:20,066
The shafts are blown.
There is no way.

1093
00:53:21,502 --> 00:53:23,025
The sinkhole. The sinkhole.

1094
00:53:23,200 --> 00:53:25,202
[ROARING IN DISTANCE]

1095
00:53:25,376 --> 00:53:27,247
[♪♪♪]

1096
00:53:31,773 --> 00:53:33,688
[MUSIC PLAYING]

1097
00:53:33,862 --> 00:53:37,170
[PEOPLE CHATTERING
INDISTINCTLY]

1098
00:53:37,344 --> 00:53:42,044
In Xanadu did Kublai Khan
a pleasure dome erect. Ha, ha.

1099
00:53:42,219 --> 00:53:44,221
Boss, we've gotta go.

1100
00:53:44,395 --> 00:53:46,701
We need to evacuate.
It's doomsday.

1101
00:53:46,875 --> 00:53:48,660
You don't wanna stay
for dinner?

1102
00:53:48,834 --> 00:53:52,533
Turns out these little babies,
they love fracking.

1103
00:53:52,707 --> 00:53:55,493
It's made them
fucking bonkers.

1104
00:53:55,667 --> 00:53:57,669
You're off your fucking tits.

1105
00:53:59,105 --> 00:54:00,324
I'm out. Where you going?

1106
00:54:00,498 --> 00:54:02,151
They don't wanna bite you.

1107
00:54:02,326 --> 00:54:04,545
HEDGER: Evacuate!
Come on! Let's go!

1108
00:54:04,719 --> 00:54:06,895
You're not gonna bite him,
are you?

1109
00:54:07,069 --> 00:54:09,115
[SIREN WAILING]

1110
00:54:09,289 --> 00:54:11,291
What the hell is going on?

1111
00:54:11,465 --> 00:54:12,727
[ROARING]

1112
00:54:14,468 --> 00:54:17,297
Fuck me.
Who's got a weapon?

1113
00:54:18,559 --> 00:54:20,039
Give me that fucking Taser.

1114
00:54:20,213 --> 00:54:21,301
You know
how to use that?

1115
00:54:21,475 --> 00:54:23,172
Hey, watch out-- Aah!

1116
00:54:23,347 --> 00:54:25,827
Oh, sorry. No, sorry.

1117
00:54:26,001 --> 00:54:27,176
Sorry.

1118
00:54:29,178 --> 00:54:31,006
Should we tell
the headmaster?

1119
00:54:31,180 --> 00:54:34,227
Sod the headmaster.
Where's the bloody choppers?

1120
00:54:34,401 --> 00:54:35,837
We need choppers.

1121
00:54:36,011 --> 00:54:37,491
Got that? I repeat--

1122
00:54:39,014 --> 00:54:40,015
[SNARLING]

1123
00:54:40,189 --> 00:54:41,278
[ALL SHOUTING]

1124
00:54:42,714 --> 00:54:44,368
Chopper!

1125
00:54:48,067 --> 00:54:50,199
Chopper!

1126
00:54:50,374 --> 00:54:53,768
The Portaloo!
The fucking bogs!

1127
00:54:53,942 --> 00:54:56,031
[SCREAMING]

1128
00:54:56,205 --> 00:54:57,729
HEDGER:
Evacuate!

1129
00:54:59,470 --> 00:55:01,385
Fuck me,
these mushrooms are strong.

1130
00:55:01,559 --> 00:55:03,082
HEDGER:
Everyone, we gotta leave!

1131
00:55:03,256 --> 00:55:04,997
[MONSTER GROWLING]

1132
00:55:05,171 --> 00:55:06,912
[PEOPLE CLAMORING]

1133
00:55:09,218 --> 00:55:10,655
It's the sound again.

1134
00:55:10,829 --> 00:55:12,352
They're back.

1135
00:55:12,526 --> 00:55:14,136
Teddy, stay put.
I'm gonna come and get you.

1136
00:55:14,311 --> 00:55:16,182
[HELICOPTER APPROACHING]

1137
00:55:19,098 --> 00:55:20,099
No.

1138
00:55:20,273 --> 00:55:22,406
No. It's a dragon!

1139
00:55:25,713 --> 00:55:26,540
[EXPLOSION]

1140
00:55:28,673 --> 00:55:30,805
Sounds like there's a war
going on out there.

1141
00:55:30,979 --> 00:55:33,199
Maybe the frack hole's
blown up.

1142
00:55:36,245 --> 00:55:38,944
Sorry for putting you
through all that.

1143
00:55:39,118 --> 00:55:41,207
I'm such a tit.

1144
00:55:41,381 --> 00:55:43,818
Don't be daft.

1145
00:55:43,992 --> 00:55:46,212
You just can't handle
your drink.

1146
00:56:02,533 --> 00:56:04,056
Sod this.

1147
00:56:05,144 --> 00:56:06,624
Where are you going?

1148
00:56:06,798 --> 00:56:08,756
Think I'll take a look.

1149
00:56:08,930 --> 00:56:10,541
Don't tell Cleggy.

1150
00:56:10,715 --> 00:56:11,933
Fuck Clegg.

1151
00:56:12,107 --> 00:56:14,762
Come on, duck.
Let's have some fun.

1152
00:56:14,936 --> 00:56:16,677
[CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING
ON SPEAKERS]

1153
00:56:26,339 --> 00:56:32,476
♪ Zadok, the Priest ♪

1154
00:56:32,650 --> 00:56:40,440
♪ And Nathan, the Prophet ♪

1155
00:56:40,614 --> 00:56:43,356
♪ Anointed... ♪

1156
00:56:43,530 --> 00:56:45,184
[CLEGG SCREAMING]

1157
00:56:45,358 --> 00:56:49,971
♪ ...Solomon king ♪

1158
00:56:50,145 --> 00:56:52,104
DON: Think I figured it out.
Figured what out?

1159
00:56:52,278 --> 00:56:54,149
The guy in the forest
with the beard.

1160
00:56:54,323 --> 00:56:56,282
Prophet of doom.
He's an old Slaughterian.

1161
00:56:56,456 --> 00:56:57,501
How do you know?

1162
00:56:57,675 --> 00:56:58,676
DON:
I did a bit of digging.

1163
00:56:58,850 --> 00:57:00,155
His name's Woodrow Chapman.

1164
00:57:00,329 --> 00:57:02,114
WILLOUGHBY:
Wait. Woody Chapman?

1165
00:57:02,288 --> 00:57:05,378
Why? Do you know him?
He's the school legend.

1166
00:57:05,552 --> 00:57:07,641
He's the big brother
of Teddy Chapman.

1167
00:57:08,729 --> 00:57:10,949
The plaque in the basement.

1168
00:57:11,123 --> 00:57:13,908
Chapman.
WILLOUGHBY: That's Teddy.

1169
00:57:14,082 --> 00:57:15,910
He and Woody
were trying to escape,

1170
00:57:16,084 --> 00:57:18,173
but he disappeared
down in the tunnels.

1171
00:57:18,347 --> 00:57:19,914
They've been sealed
ever since.

1172
00:57:20,088 --> 00:57:21,786
What happened?

1173
00:57:21,960 --> 00:57:24,223
Well, that, my friend...

1174
00:57:24,397 --> 00:57:28,314
is the most terrifying story
of them all.

1175
00:57:28,488 --> 00:57:31,796
KAY: Aah! Was ist das? What?

1176
00:57:31,970 --> 00:57:34,146
Two little schoolboys.Clemsie. Kay.

1177
00:57:34,320 --> 00:57:36,104
[BOTH LAUGHING]
Queen of cunts.

1178
00:57:36,278 --> 00:57:37,410
What are you doing?

1179
00:57:37,584 --> 00:57:38,977
CLEMSIE:
We're going to investigate.

1180
00:57:39,151 --> 00:57:40,369
And you're the backup.

1181
00:57:40,544 --> 00:57:41,849
All right.

1182
00:57:42,023 --> 00:57:43,982
KAY:
I can't drink any more of that.

1183
00:57:44,156 --> 00:57:45,853
[LAUGHING]

1184
00:57:46,027 --> 00:57:47,725
Pretend it's the end
of the world.

1185
00:57:47,899 --> 00:57:49,291
We're all that's left
of humanity.

1186
00:57:49,466 --> 00:57:51,598
There's no need to pretend,
darling.

1187
00:57:51,772 --> 00:57:54,862
We'll soon be eating each other.
We're all going to die--

1188
00:57:55,036 --> 00:57:56,647
[♪♪♪]

1189
00:58:09,573 --> 00:58:11,488
DON: Told you there
was a war going on.

1190
00:58:13,011 --> 00:58:14,795
CLEMSIE:
What is this place?

1191
00:58:14,969 --> 00:58:17,145
WILLOUGHBY:
The anti-frack camp.

1192
00:58:17,319 --> 00:58:19,583
They have a Chinook?
They've got power over there.

1193
00:58:22,020 --> 00:58:23,587
[♪♪♪]

1194
00:58:38,253 --> 00:58:39,864
[STATIC CRACKLING OVER RADIO]

1195
00:58:45,043 --> 00:58:47,219
Right, mate.
We need to call the police.

1196
00:58:47,393 --> 00:58:48,481
The police?

1197
00:58:48,655 --> 00:58:50,048
[CREATURE ROARING IN DISTANCE]

1198
00:58:51,876 --> 00:58:54,835
What was that? DON: Hello?

1199
00:58:55,009 --> 00:58:57,446
It was a fox.

1200
00:58:57,621 --> 00:58:59,274
A fox?
KAY: Over here.

1201
00:58:59,448 --> 00:59:00,754
[CROAKING]

1202
00:59:02,800 --> 00:59:04,802
Well, it's a--What the hell is it?

1203
00:59:04,976 --> 00:59:06,978
It's a... It's fucking ugly.

1204
00:59:07,152 --> 00:59:09,850
It's got a snaggletooth.

1205
00:59:10,024 --> 00:59:11,635
That thing needs to see
a fucking dentist.

1206
00:59:11,809 --> 00:59:14,333
CLEMSIE:
Guys, don't be mean.

1207
00:59:14,507 --> 00:59:16,074
It looks kind of cute.

1208
00:59:16,248 --> 00:59:17,510
Cute?

1209
00:59:17,684 --> 00:59:19,294
CLEMSIE:
Yeah.

1210
00:59:19,468 --> 00:59:23,298
Yee. Hey, little baby.

1211
00:59:23,472 --> 00:59:25,387
Where's your mummy?

1212
00:59:25,562 --> 00:59:27,476
[ALL SHOUTING]

1213
00:59:27,651 --> 00:59:29,087
[CREATURE CHITTERING]

1214
00:59:29,261 --> 00:59:30,392
DON:
Clemsie!

1215
00:59:30,567 --> 00:59:32,046
CLEMSIE:
Get it off me!

1216
00:59:32,220 --> 00:59:34,005
DON: Clemsie, no!
No, Clemsie, watch out.

1217
00:59:34,179 --> 00:59:36,790
There's a sinkhole.
Clemsie! I've got you.

1218
00:59:36,964 --> 00:59:38,575
CLEMSIE:
Get the fuck off me!

1219
00:59:41,229 --> 00:59:42,404
[CLEMSIE SHOUTING]

1220
01:00:01,032 --> 01:00:03,208
The ecstasy
of death.

1221
01:00:04,557 --> 01:00:06,080
You okay?

1222
01:00:08,996 --> 01:00:11,825
You're all right, Clemsie.Yeah.

1223
01:00:11,999 --> 01:00:14,698
Yeah. I mean, yeah.

1224
01:00:14,872 --> 01:00:18,310
You killed it. Give Boadicea a fag.

1225
01:00:24,925 --> 01:00:27,145
[MONSTER ROARING]
[ALL SHOUT]

1226
01:00:29,626 --> 01:00:31,192
It's old foxy again.

1227
01:00:31,366 --> 01:00:33,194
Will you stop saying
it's a fucking fox?

1228
01:00:33,368 --> 01:00:35,022
It's clearly not a fox,
is it, Willoughby?

1229
01:00:35,196 --> 01:00:37,546
[YELPS]

1230
01:00:42,987 --> 01:00:46,555
All right, Wootton.
Death beckons.

1231
01:00:46,730 --> 01:00:48,383
Your move.

1232
01:00:48,557 --> 01:00:51,386
So let me see.

1233
01:00:51,560 --> 01:00:54,738
I'd like to summon a demon,
please, Hargreaves.

1234
01:00:54,912 --> 01:00:57,436
You would, would you?
Just like that.

1235
01:00:57,610 --> 01:00:59,090
Bring the darkness.

1236
01:00:59,264 --> 01:01:02,223
But I'm a necromancer.
You're a dick. Roll 20.

1237
01:01:02,397 --> 01:01:03,877
If you miss, you die.

1238
01:01:04,051 --> 01:01:07,751
That's tyranny! That's the rules, bitch.

1239
01:01:07,925 --> 01:01:09,622
Twenty.

1240
01:01:09,796 --> 01:01:12,538
You know, Hargreaves,
one day I'll be a god,

1241
01:01:12,712 --> 01:01:14,801
and then I'm gonna fucking--I
can't quite see you

1242
01:01:14,975 --> 01:01:16,411
at the Arcadian orgy somehow.

1243
01:01:16,585 --> 01:01:20,198
You're perfect sex-god material? Fuck off.

1244
01:01:22,417 --> 01:01:23,810
What is an orgy, anyway?

1245
01:01:23,984 --> 01:01:26,247
For fuck's sake,
would you just roll, please?

1246
01:01:26,421 --> 01:01:27,335
Twenty or death.

1247
01:01:27,509 --> 01:01:29,163
[WOOTTON CHUCKLES]

1248
01:01:29,337 --> 01:01:30,643
[CREATURE GROWLING
IN DISTANCE]

1249
01:01:32,601 --> 01:01:34,691
What's that sound?

1250
01:01:34,865 --> 01:01:35,909
What's that smell?

1251
01:01:37,955 --> 01:01:41,567
Ugh. Hargreaves, Jesus! Ha-ha-ha.

1252
01:01:41,741 --> 01:01:43,700
That's evil.
Talk about summoning the dead.

1253
01:01:43,874 --> 01:01:46,180
[RINGING DOORBELL]
Fuck's sake, come on.

1254
01:01:48,139 --> 01:01:50,315
Good grief.

1255
01:01:50,489 --> 01:01:52,317
What's all this?
Why are you exposing yourself?

1256
01:01:52,491 --> 01:01:54,493
Oh, sorry, sir.

1257
01:01:54,667 --> 01:01:56,669
There's something
you need to see.

1258
01:01:58,889 --> 01:02:01,630
BAT: What is it?
Someone's head? Ha, ha.

1259
01:02:01,805 --> 01:02:03,241
DON:
Not just a head, sir.

1260
01:02:03,415 --> 01:02:05,025
It's a whole body.

1261
01:02:05,199 --> 01:02:06,505
Mm.

1262
01:02:06,679 --> 01:02:08,550
Well, goodness.

1263
01:02:08,725 --> 01:02:09,900
I am intrigued.

1264
01:02:14,905 --> 01:02:16,820
Dear God.

1265
01:02:16,994 --> 01:02:19,039
This looks like
Tuesday's pudding.

1266
01:02:19,213 --> 01:02:21,215
Bit of custard on it,
be nice.

1267
01:02:21,389 --> 01:02:23,870
Uh, sir,
it attacked Clemsie.

1268
01:02:24,044 --> 01:02:25,045
I'm afraid
I had to kill it.

1269
01:02:25,219 --> 01:02:26,699
Sir, if you look closely,

1270
01:02:26,873 --> 01:02:28,440
you can still make out
the jaw.

1271
01:02:28,614 --> 01:02:31,486
See? They're carnassial teeth,
clearly visible.

1272
01:02:31,660 --> 01:02:32,618
It's a carnivore.

1273
01:02:32,792 --> 01:02:35,012
I think quite possibly a rare

1274
01:02:35,186 --> 01:02:38,624
or even undiscovered
subterranean subspecies.

1275
01:02:38,798 --> 01:02:40,321
Aah! DON: God.

1276
01:02:41,583 --> 01:02:43,020
Well, fascinating.

1277
01:02:43,194 --> 01:02:44,630
Thank you, Matron.

1278
01:02:44,804 --> 01:02:46,414
Thank God for rat poison.

1279
01:02:46,588 --> 01:02:48,547
I'll tell the ground staff
on Monday.

1280
01:02:48,721 --> 01:02:50,331
CLEMSIE: Sir,
this is way beyond rats.

1281
01:02:50,505 --> 01:02:52,638
You need to call
the police now.

1282
01:02:52,812 --> 01:02:54,161
The police?

1283
01:02:54,335 --> 01:02:56,860
Clemsie,
this is a school matter.

1284
01:02:57,034 --> 01:02:58,600
We're not bothering
the rozzers.

1285
01:02:58,775 --> 01:03:00,254
Sir, we've been
to the frack site.

1286
01:03:00,428 --> 01:03:02,256
BAT:
No, no, no.

1287
01:03:02,430 --> 01:03:04,302
No, Mr. Spray
and the ground staff

1288
01:03:04,476 --> 01:03:06,260
will see to the vermin
on Monday.

1289
01:03:06,434 --> 01:03:08,175
Ahem. Now...

1290
01:03:08,349 --> 01:03:11,309
in the meantime, I'm going
to have to notify your parents.

1291
01:03:11,483 --> 01:03:13,615
What?
BAT: I can't have pupils

1292
01:03:13,790 --> 01:03:16,488
wandering about in the middle
of the night after orders--

1293
01:03:16,662 --> 01:03:18,969
Are you serious? In the forest.

1294
01:03:19,143 --> 01:03:21,145
An area you all knew
was strictly out of bounds.

1295
01:03:21,319 --> 01:03:24,496
No! This is what
you're going to do.

1296
01:03:24,670 --> 01:03:26,672
You're going to put us
in the car...

1297
01:03:26,846 --> 01:03:29,283
and you're going to drive us
to the nearest police station

1298
01:03:29,457 --> 01:03:32,330
right fucking now...

1299
01:03:33,461 --> 01:03:34,941
...sir.

1300
01:03:35,115 --> 01:03:37,335
[CREATURE GROWLING
IN DISTANCE]

1301
01:03:37,509 --> 01:03:40,773
BAT: What exactly--?
There's something in the woods.

1302
01:03:40,947 --> 01:03:44,646
Uh, do you have
your car keys, sir?

1303
01:03:44,821 --> 01:03:49,651
Only I think we should probably
be getting off fairly soon-ish.

1304
01:03:49,826 --> 01:03:51,523
[CREATURE GROWLING]

1305
01:03:58,399 --> 01:03:59,313
[SHOUTS]

1306
01:04:07,974 --> 01:04:10,759
Anybody seen Blake or Wallace? No, Clegg.

1307
01:04:10,934 --> 01:04:12,979
Stand up straight
when you speak to a house god.

1308
01:04:14,676 --> 01:04:17,418
And you take off
those fucking ears now.

1309
01:04:20,117 --> 01:04:21,292
Nobody leaves.

1310
01:04:26,601 --> 01:04:29,561
BAT:
Keys, keys, keys.

1311
01:04:29,735 --> 01:04:33,260
Ah. Presto. Thank God, let's go.

1312
01:04:33,434 --> 01:04:35,175
Wait. There won't be
enough room in the car.

1313
01:04:35,349 --> 01:04:37,221
Who's gonna stay
and hold the fort?

1314
01:04:37,395 --> 01:04:38,483
Lawrence,
you're Upper Sixth.

1315
01:04:38,657 --> 01:04:40,485
If anyone's staying,
it should be you.

1316
01:04:40,659 --> 01:04:42,095
Don't be ridiculous,
I'm driving.

1317
01:04:42,269 --> 01:04:43,575
You're the one responsible.

1318
01:04:43,749 --> 01:04:45,098
You and your dodgy
frack buddies.

1319
01:04:45,272 --> 01:04:47,535
Now,
just you jolly well hold on.

1320
01:04:47,709 --> 01:04:50,234
She's right, though, isn't she?
Your boy in the wood told us.

1321
01:04:50,408 --> 01:04:54,455
You and Terrafrack. Oh, dear.

1322
01:04:54,629 --> 01:04:57,806
I fear you have been poisoned
by the ravings of a lunatic.

1323
01:04:57,981 --> 01:04:59,896
He's not mad. He's--
BAT: My old roommate.

1324
01:05:01,767 --> 01:05:03,638
Class of '88.

1325
01:05:03,812 --> 01:05:05,858
Old school tie.

1326
01:05:06,032 --> 01:05:08,295
Yeah? Wake up. Ha-ha-ha.

1327
01:05:08,469 --> 01:05:10,602
What's Woody
been telling you, eh?

1328
01:05:10,776 --> 01:05:14,823
There's a sinister evil lurking
beneath our school?

1329
01:05:14,998 --> 01:05:18,218
He's been playing the same
old record since he was 14.

1330
01:05:18,392 --> 01:05:20,655
Now, look, boys, boys.Ahem.

1331
01:05:20,829 --> 01:05:23,093
I get it. And girls.

1332
01:05:23,267 --> 01:05:27,097
The world's a bloody mess,
and you want someone to blame.

1333
01:05:27,271 --> 01:05:32,711
But the truth is, there is
nothing dodgy about Terrafrack.

1334
01:05:32,885 --> 01:05:35,061
They are a heavily regulated

1335
01:05:35,235 --> 01:05:37,759
and highly reputable
energy supplier.

1336
01:05:37,934 --> 01:05:39,761
And without their help...

1337
01:05:39,936 --> 01:05:44,679
we simply do not have the funds
to maintain our school. Fact.

1338
01:05:44,853 --> 01:05:45,898
[BARKING]

1339
01:05:46,072 --> 01:05:47,856
Don't try and stop me, Chippy.

1340
01:05:48,031 --> 01:05:51,860
While we're talking about facts,
I am getting sick to death...

1341
01:05:52,035 --> 01:05:55,299
of this endless scaremongering
about hydraulic fracking.

1342
01:05:55,473 --> 01:05:57,388
There is no danger.

1343
01:05:57,562 --> 01:06:00,304
There is no risk.
The only genuine risk...

1344
01:06:00,478 --> 01:06:03,872
is of a bankrupt United Kingdom
with no affordable energy.

1345
01:06:04,047 --> 01:06:07,528
Or worse, energy
entirely dependent on China!

1346
01:06:07,702 --> 01:06:09,704
Well, by golly...

1347
01:06:09,878 --> 01:06:12,794
you may not care
about this country of ours...

1348
01:06:12,969 --> 01:06:15,275
but I'm not giving up
without a fight.

1349
01:06:15,449 --> 01:06:19,888
We are drilling for shale gas
if it's the last thing we--

1350
01:06:20,063 --> 01:06:23,370
Podge! There's a big dog.

1351
01:06:23,544 --> 01:06:25,677
[CREATURE ROARING]
[MATRON SCREAMING]

1352
01:06:25,851 --> 01:06:27,853
[♪♪♪]

1353
01:06:41,214 --> 01:06:43,086
[CREATURE ROARING]

1354
01:06:47,046 --> 01:06:48,787
[ALL SHOUTING]

1355
01:06:48,961 --> 01:06:51,007
[BARKING CONTINUES]

1356
01:06:55,272 --> 01:06:57,752
[CREATURE ROARS]
[OBJECT CRASHES]

1357
01:06:57,926 --> 01:06:59,711
To the Skoda!

1358
01:06:59,885 --> 01:07:00,755
[♪♪♪]

1359
01:07:00,929 --> 01:07:01,974
[CAR ALARM CHIRPS]

1360
01:07:02,148 --> 01:07:04,629
Open it.

1361
01:07:04,803 --> 01:07:06,979
Damn, it's a rental, you see.
The Jag's got a flat.

1362
01:07:07,153 --> 01:07:10,287
Are you serious? Try again, open the door!

1363
01:07:10,461 --> 01:07:12,593
You're pressing the wrong
button. Give that to me.

1364
01:07:12,767 --> 01:07:13,725
[CAR ALARM CHIRPS]

1365
01:07:13,899 --> 01:07:15,031
How did you do that?

1366
01:07:15,205 --> 01:07:17,729
Fuck's sake,
just get in and drive.

1367
01:07:17,903 --> 01:07:19,731
Seat belts, everyone. Hurry!

1368
01:07:19,905 --> 01:07:22,125
I'm going as fast as I can!

1369
01:07:22,299 --> 01:07:24,040
I am not driving
without my seat belt.

1370
01:07:24,214 --> 01:07:25,258
Please, sir, just hurry up.

1371
01:07:25,432 --> 01:07:26,825
You're making me nervous!

1372
01:07:26,999 --> 01:07:28,131
You're making me nervous,
sir.

1373
01:07:28,305 --> 01:07:30,046
Brace yourselves, children.

1374
01:07:30,220 --> 01:07:31,917
[MR CHIPS WHIMPERS]

1375
01:07:35,051 --> 01:07:36,661
Mr. Chips.

1376
01:07:38,532 --> 01:07:40,056
Oh, no.

1377
01:07:40,230 --> 01:07:42,884
Chips. Chippy. Dear God!
Goodbye, Mr. Chips.

1378
01:07:43,059 --> 01:07:45,670
What the hell is he doing?
WILLOUGHBY: Give him a moment.

1379
01:07:45,844 --> 01:07:47,193
He reversed
over his best friend.

1380
01:07:47,367 --> 01:07:48,499
What was it?

1381
01:07:48,673 --> 01:07:50,196
Some kind of rare,
undiscovered

1382
01:07:50,370 --> 01:07:52,720
subterranean subspecies.
And you've pissed it off!

1383
01:07:54,070 --> 01:07:55,984
[ALL SCREAMING]

1384
01:08:07,735 --> 01:08:09,128
[GROWLING]

1385
01:08:17,354 --> 01:08:18,746
[♪♪♪]

1386
01:08:28,843 --> 01:08:30,367
WILLOUGHBY:
Drive! Drive!

1387
01:08:37,417 --> 01:08:38,505
WILLOUGHBY:
Stop!

1388
01:08:38,679 --> 01:08:40,072
CLEMSIE:
We're in a fucking hedge.

1389
01:08:40,246 --> 01:08:41,160
Let me drive.

1390
01:08:43,162 --> 01:08:44,337
[ALL SHOUTING]

1391
01:08:46,687 --> 01:08:48,820
[SOFT POP MUSIC
PLAYING ON STEREO]

1392
01:08:48,994 --> 01:08:56,393
♪ Once on a high
And windy hill ♪

1393
01:08:59,657 --> 01:09:04,923
♪ In the morning mist
Two lovers kissed ♪

1394
01:09:05,097 --> 01:09:06,577
WILLOUGHBY:
Don!

1395
01:09:06,751 --> 01:09:08,231
Stop!

1396
01:09:08,405 --> 01:09:10,450
Don, fucking brake now!

1397
01:09:10,624 --> 01:09:11,538
[GROWLING]

1398
01:09:13,192 --> 01:09:14,933
[TIRES SQUEALING]

1399
01:09:15,107 --> 01:09:17,153
[GLASS BREAKING]

1400
01:09:17,327 --> 01:09:19,198
KAY:
Jesus Christ.

1401
01:09:34,648 --> 01:09:35,867
Oh, Clemsie,
that is a lot of glass.

1402
01:09:36,041 --> 01:09:37,651
Is it dead?

1403
01:09:37,825 --> 01:09:39,262
Dead?

1404
01:09:40,959 --> 01:09:42,743
It's been dissected.

1405
01:09:42,917 --> 01:09:45,311
Really, Clemsie?
That's the second living thing

1406
01:09:45,485 --> 01:09:46,486
you've killed this evening.

1407
01:09:46,660 --> 01:09:48,271
Guys...

1408
01:09:48,445 --> 01:09:50,447
how many more are there?

1409
01:09:50,621 --> 01:09:52,013
[CREATURE ROARING IN DISTANCE]

1410
01:09:54,015 --> 01:09:56,017
[CAR ALARM CHIRPS]

1411
01:09:56,192 --> 01:09:58,281
[TIRES SQUEAL]

1412
01:10:08,943 --> 01:10:12,599
What? Why are you stopping?
Clemsie, come on, drive.

1413
01:10:14,862 --> 01:10:16,473
I have to go back.

1414
01:10:18,823 --> 01:10:20,955
It's Smudger, I...

1415
01:10:21,129 --> 01:10:22,696
I can't leave him.

1416
01:10:24,872 --> 01:10:26,265
He's my brother.

1417
01:10:28,528 --> 01:10:30,443
Smudger?

1418
01:10:30,617 --> 01:10:31,836
He's your brother?

1419
01:10:33,272 --> 01:10:34,491
Yeah.

1420
01:10:35,883 --> 01:10:39,017
Of course.
Yeah, we got to go back

1421
01:10:39,191 --> 01:10:42,194
for your brother. Do we, though?

1422
01:10:42,368 --> 01:10:44,718
Thank you, Don. Clemsie, he's your brother.

1423
01:10:44,892 --> 01:10:46,851
We can't leave
your brother behind, can we?

1424
01:10:47,025 --> 01:10:48,983
Come on, guys,
we can do this.

1425
01:10:49,157 --> 01:10:51,638
We are all going to die.

1426
01:10:51,812 --> 01:10:53,423
[♪♪♪]

1427
01:10:56,121 --> 01:10:57,949
Guys,
what happened out there?

1428
01:10:58,123 --> 01:11:00,256
Clemsie ran into a creature.
Where's Mr. Houseman?

1429
01:11:00,430 --> 01:11:01,953
No sign of him.
Clegg's gone too.

1430
01:11:02,127 --> 01:11:04,651
Clegg?
WOOTTON: Maybe he's been eaten.

1431
01:11:04,825 --> 01:11:07,567
Don't get your hopes up.
We need to hurry up.

1432
01:11:07,741 --> 01:11:08,655
What time is it?

1433
01:11:10,004 --> 01:11:10,918
It's tool-up time.

1434
01:11:12,790 --> 01:11:15,053
What is all that crap? It's games cupboard.

1435
01:11:15,227 --> 01:11:17,490
You can find anything
in here.

1436
01:11:17,664 --> 01:11:20,058
Last worn
by the Duke of Clarence.

1437
01:11:20,232 --> 01:11:21,625
Last worn by Hargreaves.

1438
01:11:21,799 --> 01:11:23,801
WILLOUGHBY: Wait a sec.
WOOTTON: Gross.

1439
01:11:23,975 --> 01:11:26,282
You thinking what I'm thinking?
Just needs some petrol.

1440
01:11:26,456 --> 01:11:27,979
Get fucking real.

1441
01:11:28,153 --> 01:11:30,634
[♪♪♪]

1442
01:11:30,808 --> 01:11:31,504
[GUN COCKS]

1443
01:11:39,120 --> 01:11:40,600
Where is your brother?

1444
01:11:40,774 --> 01:11:42,820
[♪♪♪]

1445
01:11:42,994 --> 01:11:44,125
He's at a party.

1446
01:11:44,300 --> 01:11:45,997
[WHIP CRACKS]

1447
01:11:46,171 --> 01:11:48,216
[PEOPLE CHATTERING
INDISTINCTLY]

1448
01:11:48,391 --> 01:11:52,003
♪ I ain't eez-eh
And I make you mad ♪

1449
01:11:52,177 --> 01:11:54,222
♪ At least I ain't sleazy ♪

1450
01:11:54,397 --> 01:11:56,355
HARGREAVES:
Cripes. He's gonna finger her.

1451
01:11:56,529 --> 01:11:57,835
Oh, he is.

1452
01:11:58,009 --> 01:12:00,794
He is, he's a bloody animal.
Let me have a go.

1453
01:12:00,968 --> 01:12:02,840
HARGREAVES: No.Give him a bloody go.

1454
01:12:03,014 --> 01:12:05,016
You're torturing him.
WOOTTON: I want a go.

1455
01:12:05,190 --> 01:12:08,672
This is it.
This is Smudger's initiation.

1456
01:12:08,846 --> 01:12:13,024
A "let's wear togas
and talk fucking Latin" orgy.

1457
01:12:13,198 --> 01:12:15,679
We have to stop it at once.
Good luck with that.

1458
01:12:15,853 --> 01:12:17,985
They've been planning this
all term.

1459
01:12:18,159 --> 01:12:20,336
DON: No wonder the
country's fucked.

1460
01:12:20,510 --> 01:12:22,555
Being run by these knobheads.

1461
01:12:22,729 --> 01:12:24,252
Get him out!
It's an emergency.

1462
01:12:24,427 --> 01:12:26,733
I don't speak Latin.
Anyway, you're Upper Sixth.

1463
01:12:26,907 --> 01:12:28,561
Aren't there rules
about these things?

1464
01:12:28,735 --> 01:12:30,389
Don, he's my brother.
He's...

1465
01:12:30,563 --> 01:12:33,261
[GASPS]
He's--

1466
01:12:33,436 --> 01:12:36,003
He's getting anointed
by the head boy.

1467
01:12:36,177 --> 01:12:39,267
Wow. His hands are massive. Please, Don.

1468
01:12:39,442 --> 01:12:42,575
For me. All right. Come on, Will.

1469
01:12:42,749 --> 01:12:44,969
Right-o. Yes. I'll just
keep watch from up here.

1470
01:12:45,143 --> 01:12:47,841
What do you mean, keep watch?
Come on, give me a hand.

1471
01:12:48,015 --> 01:12:50,061
A hand? "Never touch
the balls," right?

1472
01:12:50,235 --> 01:12:51,454
Especially his.

1473
01:12:53,717 --> 01:12:56,807
[IN LATIN] Make way
for the head of school!

1474
01:13:02,421 --> 01:13:04,902
Poppet.Caesari.

1475
01:13:08,253 --> 01:13:11,169
"Never touch the balls."

1476
01:13:11,343 --> 01:13:12,779
What a load of bollocks.

1477
01:13:15,913 --> 01:13:18,176
What the devil's
going on? What--?

1478
01:13:18,350 --> 01:13:20,439
Matthew!

1479
01:13:20,613 --> 01:13:22,006
Where's everybody--?

1480
01:13:22,180 --> 01:13:25,052
Hargreaves? Bello?

1481
01:13:27,838 --> 01:13:29,143
Sparta!

1482
01:13:29,317 --> 01:13:30,275
[CREATURE GROWLING]

1483
01:13:32,669 --> 01:13:34,192
[LAUGHING]

1484
01:13:34,366 --> 01:13:35,672
Poppet.

1485
01:13:35,846 --> 01:13:38,283
[IN LATIN]
Cor, I don't half fancy you.

1486
01:13:38,457 --> 01:13:40,981
[IN LATIN] Mmm,
I love it when you talk dirty.

1487
01:13:42,374 --> 01:13:43,244
[BOTH MOANING]

1488
01:13:44,898 --> 01:13:47,248
Smudger. Smudger, wake up.

1489
01:13:47,423 --> 01:13:48,989
It's time to go, mate.

1490
01:13:49,163 --> 01:13:51,514
Come on, mate.
It's breakfast time.

1491
01:13:51,688 --> 01:13:53,341
All right. Come on.

1492
01:13:53,516 --> 01:13:55,343
Clemsie's here, mate.

1493
01:13:55,518 --> 01:13:59,130
And the, uh-- The headmaster's
been eaten by a wild animal.

1494
01:13:59,304 --> 01:14:00,305
And you've shit yourself.

1495
01:14:00,479 --> 01:14:02,612
Smudger! We got to go

1496
01:14:02,786 --> 01:14:05,049
and if you think I'm carrying
you, you got another--

1497
01:14:05,223 --> 01:14:06,746
A new boy. No, I'm not part of this.

1498
01:14:06,920 --> 01:14:09,445
Restrain him. No, no.
I'm just visiting. No!

1499
01:14:09,619 --> 01:14:13,231
Where did they come from?
HARGREAVES: The Minotaur's back.

1500
01:14:13,405 --> 01:14:15,799
Hey, stop! We've got to get
out of here, you lunatics.

1501
01:14:15,973 --> 01:14:18,410
Start listening--
Oh, fucking hell.

1502
01:14:18,584 --> 01:14:20,456
What are you doing?
He's going Fifty Shades.

1503
01:14:20,630 --> 01:14:21,979
What? Give it back now.

1504
01:14:22,153 --> 01:14:23,371
[WHIP CRACKS]
[SCREAMS]

1505
01:14:23,546 --> 01:14:25,548
Oh, this is not
going to plan.

1506
01:14:25,722 --> 01:14:27,767
We gotta go help him. He's having fun.

1507
01:14:27,941 --> 01:14:29,987
Willoughby,
get down here quick!

1508
01:14:30,161 --> 01:14:32,816
You don't get this type of thing
in Doncaster, you know.

1509
01:14:32,990 --> 01:14:35,253
Fuck! We gotta save them both.
Right. You take that.

1510
01:14:35,427 --> 01:14:37,603
DON: Help! You two with me. Come on.

1511
01:14:41,346 --> 01:14:43,174
[BOTH MOANING]

1512
01:14:43,348 --> 01:14:45,524
[♪♪♪]

1513
01:14:45,698 --> 01:14:47,570
[PANTING]

1514
01:14:50,224 --> 01:14:52,836
I've come to get you, Wallace.
Shh. Christ.

1515
01:14:53,010 --> 01:14:54,490
When this lot wake up,
they're gonna

1516
01:14:54,664 --> 01:14:56,883
find you skinned
like a rabbit.

1517
01:14:58,232 --> 01:14:59,451
[SPEAKING IN LATIN]

1518
01:14:59,625 --> 01:15:01,453
[IN ENGLISH]
Do you know what that means?

1519
01:15:01,627 --> 01:15:02,889
No, of course
you fucking don't.

1520
01:15:03,063 --> 01:15:07,590
It's Latin for
"I'm gonna fuck your face."

1521
01:15:09,200 --> 01:15:10,462
Bloody hell.

1522
01:15:10,636 --> 01:15:12,508
It's Clegg. Clegg?

1523
01:15:12,682 --> 01:15:15,249
Who's he gonna shag? Uh...

1524
01:15:15,423 --> 01:15:17,251
Wallace, by the looks of it.

1525
01:15:17,425 --> 01:15:18,905
Let me have another go,
please.

1526
01:15:19,079 --> 01:15:20,864
What the hell
is going on here?

1527
01:15:21,038 --> 01:15:24,302
There's no power.
Sparta's completely empty.

1528
01:15:24,476 --> 01:15:26,826
Who put me to bed?

1529
01:15:27,000 --> 01:15:28,915
[BOTH MOANING]

1530
01:15:31,788 --> 01:15:33,441
[IN LATIN]
You're so warm.

1531
01:15:33,616 --> 01:15:36,227
And wet.

1532
01:15:36,401 --> 01:15:37,533
And wide?

1533
01:15:40,623 --> 01:15:41,798
[GROWLING]

1534
01:15:41,972 --> 01:15:44,061
[IN ENGLISH]
Oh, I'm terribly sorry.

1535
01:15:44,235 --> 01:15:45,323
[BOTH SCREAMING]

1536
01:15:47,325 --> 01:15:48,718
What was that?

1537
01:15:51,329 --> 01:15:53,592
It's happening. Aah!

1538
01:15:55,463 --> 01:15:56,769
I'm a necromancer.

1539
01:15:56,943 --> 01:15:58,684
He's got a big knife.
There's an orgy.

1540
01:15:58,858 --> 01:16:00,643
Stop shouting.
I've got a splitting headache.

1541
01:16:00,817 --> 01:16:02,819
The head's dead. And so is his dog.

1542
01:16:02,993 --> 01:16:04,472
[GROWLING]

1543
01:16:04,647 --> 01:16:05,648
[ALL SCREAMING]

1544
01:16:07,258 --> 01:16:09,042
[♪♪♪]

1545
01:16:12,350 --> 01:16:13,656
Wallace...

1546
01:16:19,575 --> 01:16:21,533
Don! Oh!

1547
01:16:21,707 --> 01:16:24,667
Oh, you came for me. Thank God.Right.
Help me carry Smudger.

1548
01:16:24,841 --> 01:16:26,756
Yeah, your brother. Yeah, yeah.Mummy.

1549
01:16:34,894 --> 01:16:36,592
What are you doing
with this?

1550
01:16:36,766 --> 01:16:39,551
This pike saved the First Earl
of Slaughter from the beast--

1551
01:16:39,725 --> 01:16:41,814
[CREATURE GROWLING]
What the devil?

1552
01:16:41,988 --> 01:16:44,948
[PEOPLE CLAMORING]

1553
01:16:45,122 --> 01:16:46,645
We've been
trying to tell you, sir.

1554
01:16:47,777 --> 01:16:49,256
[♪♪♪]

1555
01:16:52,390 --> 01:16:53,652
Sir, come on.

1556
01:16:59,745 --> 01:17:00,790
[ROARING]
[SHOUTING]

1557
01:17:02,487 --> 01:17:03,575
[ALL SCREAMING]

1558
01:17:09,494 --> 01:17:11,061
[WHIMPERING]

1559
01:17:22,115 --> 01:17:23,377
[ALL SHOUTING]

1560
01:17:23,551 --> 01:17:25,466
[♪♪♪]

1561
01:17:39,655 --> 01:17:42,048
[HOUSEMAN YELLS]

1562
01:17:42,222 --> 01:17:43,484
I rather think it's dead,
don't you?

1563
01:17:45,182 --> 01:17:47,750
Sorry, sir.
CLEMSIE: Sorry, sir.

1564
01:17:47,924 --> 01:17:50,317
[CREATURE GROWLING NEARBY]

1565
01:17:50,491 --> 01:17:51,797
We should find
somewhere to hide.

1566
01:17:51,971 --> 01:17:54,321
Like now. Smokers' corner?

1567
01:17:54,495 --> 01:17:55,714
[GROANS]

1568
01:17:59,979 --> 01:18:01,851
[♪♪♪]

1569
01:18:04,549 --> 01:18:05,855
[COUGHING]

1570
01:18:08,422 --> 01:18:11,077
So pretty dark. Hmm?

1571
01:18:13,340 --> 01:18:15,342
Do you think
we've hit the bottom yet?

1572
01:18:18,258 --> 01:18:21,609
It's funny to think an hour ago,
I was about to top myself.

1573
01:18:21,784 --> 01:18:24,569
And here we are
fighting for our lives.

1574
01:18:24,743 --> 01:18:26,092
[WHIMPERING]

1575
01:18:28,660 --> 01:18:30,662
He looks like
he's given up.

1576
01:18:30,836 --> 01:18:32,359
Come on.
We need to keep moving.

1577
01:18:32,533 --> 01:18:33,839
Get back to the house.

1578
01:18:35,667 --> 01:18:37,321
Save the children.

1579
01:18:37,495 --> 01:18:40,933
Try and save the children.Mr.
Houseman, sir?

1580
01:18:41,107 --> 01:18:44,937
We-- We need you, right?

1581
01:18:45,111 --> 01:18:47,766
Please, help us.

1582
01:18:49,115 --> 01:18:52,815
Yes. Help. Yes, help you.

1583
01:18:52,989 --> 01:18:55,252
Right. Um... Ahem.

1584
01:18:55,426 --> 01:18:56,949
Where did they come from?

1585
01:18:57,123 --> 01:18:58,472
The creatures,
where are they from?

1586
01:18:58,646 --> 01:19:00,779
Out of the ground.
There must be a nest somewhere.

1587
01:19:00,953 --> 01:19:02,041
And how many are there?

1588
01:19:02,215 --> 01:19:03,869
Dunno, sir.

1589
01:19:04,043 --> 01:19:07,133
"Dunno"? "Dunno"?

1590
01:19:07,307 --> 01:19:11,529
"Don't know." For heaven's sake,
enunciate, Wootton.

1591
01:19:11,703 --> 01:19:13,270
Sit up. Don't slouch. Sorry, sir.

1592
01:19:13,444 --> 01:19:15,185
Keep it together. Yes, sir.

1593
01:19:15,359 --> 01:19:17,274
There were four at the river
plus one that ate the head.

1594
01:19:17,448 --> 01:19:19,102
There's five. At least five.

1595
01:19:19,276 --> 01:19:23,497
Right, so we must assume
there is a-- A herd or a pack...

1596
01:19:23,671 --> 01:19:25,717
...or a hive. I'm sorry,
I don't know

1597
01:19:25,891 --> 01:19:27,153
what the correct
collective noun is.

1598
01:19:27,327 --> 01:19:28,459
Frack?

1599
01:19:30,069 --> 01:19:31,505
A frack sounds good. I agree.

1600
01:19:31,679 --> 01:19:33,769
Yeah, I like frack. Me too.

1601
01:19:33,943 --> 01:19:35,771
Jolly good. A frack of--
But a frack of what?

1602
01:19:35,945 --> 01:19:37,511
Who the frack cares?

1603
01:19:37,685 --> 01:19:39,426
They ate half the Upper Sixth.

1604
01:19:39,600 --> 01:19:41,777
Alive.

1605
01:19:41,951 --> 01:19:44,170
Smudger, I'm sorry.
At least they died

1606
01:19:44,344 --> 01:19:46,520
doing something they enjoyed.
[EXPLOSION]

1607
01:19:46,694 --> 01:19:49,654
A distress flare. Someone's in distress.

1608
01:19:49,828 --> 01:19:51,134
We need to call the army.

1609
01:19:51,308 --> 01:19:52,439
WILLOUGHBY:
It probably is the army...

1610
01:19:52,613 --> 01:19:54,137
...in distress.

1611
01:19:55,442 --> 01:19:56,835
The cadet range.

1612
01:19:57,009 --> 01:19:59,011
Team...

1613
01:19:59,185 --> 01:20:01,535
we need firepower.

1614
01:20:01,709 --> 01:20:04,277
[♪♪♪]

1615
01:20:14,244 --> 01:20:15,419
Stand back.

1616
01:20:15,593 --> 01:20:17,508
I'm gonna ram it.

1617
01:20:17,682 --> 01:20:19,771
CLEMSIE:
Wait, where's Smudger?

1618
01:20:19,945 --> 01:20:21,294
[HOUSEMAN YELLS]

1619
01:20:21,468 --> 01:20:23,122
Back door's open.

1620
01:20:23,296 --> 01:20:25,777
Right. Come on.

1621
01:20:25,951 --> 01:20:28,301
Ugh-- Damn shoulder. Sorry, sir.

1622
01:20:28,475 --> 01:20:30,216
Think I dislocated it.

1623
01:20:32,523 --> 01:20:35,352
HARGREAVES: Guns. Firepower.
Now we can blow shit up.

1624
01:20:35,526 --> 01:20:37,223
Language, Wootton.
WOOTTON: Sorry, sir.

1625
01:20:37,397 --> 01:20:38,834
Hargreaves, get the generator on.
Right.

1626
01:20:39,008 --> 01:20:40,966
Girls, glow sticks.Sir.

1627
01:20:41,140 --> 01:20:42,794
Willoughby, water.Sir.

1628
01:20:42,968 --> 01:20:44,274
Smudger. Yeah?

1629
01:20:44,448 --> 01:20:46,624
Find yourself some trousers
for God's sake.

1630
01:20:46,798 --> 01:20:48,321
Right.
Let's have a look at this.

1631
01:20:49,714 --> 01:20:50,889
Don.
DON: Sir?

1632
01:20:51,063 --> 01:20:52,717
Throw me the bat.

1633
01:20:52,891 --> 01:20:54,066
[SHOUTING]

1634
01:20:56,329 --> 01:20:58,592
DON: Sorry, sir.
HOUSEMAN: Shoulder.

1635
01:20:58,766 --> 01:21:00,768
DON: Are you all right?
HOUSEMAN: It's the old wound.

1636
01:21:00,943 --> 01:21:02,596
Killed my cricketing career.

1637
01:21:02,770 --> 01:21:04,903
Could have bowled for England
once upon a time.

1638
01:21:06,426 --> 01:21:08,994
You're a good man, sir.
You know that.

1639
01:21:09,168 --> 01:21:12,606
Yes, well, maybe thank me
when we're all out of here, yes?

1640
01:21:12,780 --> 01:21:15,000
Now, be a good boy
and smash that lock off.

1641
01:21:17,437 --> 01:21:20,005
Oh. Aha!

1642
01:21:20,179 --> 01:21:22,834
KAY: Whoo!
HOUSEMAN: Let there be light.

1643
01:21:24,183 --> 01:21:25,793
[ALL SHOUTING]

1644
01:21:25,968 --> 01:21:26,969
HOUSEMAN:
Good heavens.

1645
01:21:28,231 --> 01:21:30,233
Looking for these, are we?

1646
01:21:30,407 --> 01:21:32,539
HOUSEMAN:
Matty.

1647
01:21:32,713 --> 01:21:33,976
You're alive.

1648
01:21:34,150 --> 01:21:35,847
Thank God. Are you all right?

1649
01:21:36,021 --> 01:21:38,284
I'm fine, sir.
It's just a scratch.

1650
01:21:38,458 --> 01:21:40,983
Right, well, very happy
to hear that. Very happy indeed.

1651
01:21:41,157 --> 01:21:43,420
Now, we have to get
this gun rack open at once.

1652
01:21:43,594 --> 01:21:44,943
You're not thinking
of giving firearms

1653
01:21:45,117 --> 01:21:46,640
to these two, are you, sir?

1654
01:21:46,814 --> 01:21:49,339
Well, yes. We've got
to get all hands on deck.

1655
01:21:49,513 --> 01:21:50,427
[GUNSHOT]
[ALL SCREAM]

1656
01:21:50,601 --> 01:21:53,125
[GROWLING]

1657
01:21:53,299 --> 01:21:55,084
What the--? These two degenerates...

1658
01:21:55,258 --> 01:21:56,781
need to answer
for their crime.

1659
01:21:56,955 --> 01:21:58,609
What are you
talking about crimes?

1660
01:21:58,783 --> 01:21:59,915
The school ties, sir.

1661
01:22:00,089 --> 01:22:02,830
In the downstairs lavatories.

1662
01:22:03,005 --> 01:22:04,920
And over my door.

1663
01:22:05,094 --> 01:22:06,443
HOUSEMAN:
Willoughby?

1664
01:22:06,617 --> 01:22:08,097
Was it your idea
of a little joke?

1665
01:22:09,576 --> 01:22:10,447
HOUSEMAN:
You and Seymour?

1666
01:22:11,970 --> 01:22:15,104
A pleb and a queer.

1667
01:22:15,278 --> 01:22:18,324
Tell me, Blake, am I going
to find you buggering him too?

1668
01:22:18,498 --> 01:22:20,065
Matty, stop it.

1669
01:22:20,239 --> 01:22:22,633
We can talk about that later.
Now is not the time.

1670
01:22:22,807 --> 01:22:25,810
You've lost a lot of blood.
There's always one or two, sir.

1671
01:22:25,984 --> 01:22:29,640
Trying to destroy our school.
And what would be the point?

1672
01:22:29,814 --> 01:22:31,729
There will always be
pricks like you.

1673
01:22:31,903 --> 01:22:33,644
HOUSEMAN:
Matty, put that gun down!

1674
01:22:33,818 --> 01:22:34,950
Matthew!

1675
01:22:35,124 --> 01:22:38,257
Lower your weapon!
That's an order!

1676
01:22:38,431 --> 01:22:41,130
Aah!
DON: Jesus Christ, Clegg!

1677
01:22:41,304 --> 01:22:42,958
I'm establishing a new order.

1678
01:22:43,132 --> 01:22:45,612
[CREATURE BREATHES HEAVILY]

1679
01:22:45,786 --> 01:22:48,485
It's madness! This is doomsday.

1680
01:22:48,659 --> 01:22:50,400
Matthew,
disgraceful behavior.

1681
01:22:50,574 --> 01:22:53,272
CLEGG: Wallace, Blake.
On your feet now.

1682
01:22:53,446 --> 01:22:55,535
DON:
For fuck's sake.

1683
01:22:55,709 --> 01:22:57,842
We'll shove these two perverts
out the front door.

1684
01:22:58,016 --> 01:22:59,452
While they're
being eaten alive,

1685
01:22:59,626 --> 01:23:01,106
we can make a run
for the tunnels.

1686
01:23:01,280 --> 01:23:03,413
You're not serious.Yes.

1687
01:23:03,587 --> 01:23:05,415
Clegg, you're a sick bastard.
CLEGG: Hey!

1688
01:23:05,589 --> 01:23:08,157
I'm giving you a chance
to be school martyrs.

1689
01:23:10,159 --> 01:23:12,422
They may even put your name up
on a plaque.

1690
01:23:12,596 --> 01:23:15,033
The first Wallace to die
like a gentleman.

1691
01:23:15,207 --> 01:23:17,383
Think how proud
your daddy would be.

1692
01:23:17,557 --> 01:23:19,255
No, you didn't.Hey.

1693
01:23:19,429 --> 01:23:22,171
Matthew,
will you stop doing that?

1694
01:23:22,345 --> 01:23:24,173
Outside. Both of you. Now.

1695
01:23:24,347 --> 01:23:26,958
Everyone else, stand by.

1696
01:23:28,264 --> 01:23:29,221
[CELL PHONE RINGING]

1697
01:23:35,793 --> 01:23:37,099
A signal.

1698
01:23:41,103 --> 01:23:42,234
Audrey.
AUDREY: Meredith.

1699
01:23:42,408 --> 01:23:43,496
[♪♪♪]

1700
01:23:43,670 --> 01:23:45,803
Audrey, my darling. I'm here.

1701
01:23:45,977 --> 01:23:48,980
We're all-- The children.

1702
01:23:49,154 --> 01:23:50,938
Yes, they're safe. Look.

1703
01:23:51,113 --> 01:23:53,985
They're with me. AUDREY: We need to speak.

1704
01:23:54,159 --> 01:23:57,119
Something terrible has happened
at the school.

1705
01:23:57,293 --> 01:24:00,339
Meredith, you're breaking up.
Audrey, can you hear m?

1706
01:24:00,513 --> 01:24:02,994
Audrey,
you must call for help, please.

1707
01:24:03,168 --> 01:24:04,778
Text her before
we lose the signal.

1708
01:24:04,952 --> 01:24:06,780
HOUSEMAN:
Yes.

1709
01:24:06,954 --> 01:24:10,219
SOS Slaughterhouse.
AUDREY: I can't hear you.

1710
01:24:10,393 --> 01:24:12,656
"Sausages"? Bloody auto-text.

1711
01:24:14,919 --> 01:24:18,836
DON: Help me! Enough,
Clegg. Let him go.

1712
01:24:19,010 --> 01:24:20,968
Put your hands in the air.

1713
01:24:21,143 --> 01:24:24,015
I'm not taking orders
from a fourth year, Hargreaves.

1714
01:24:24,189 --> 01:24:26,104
I'm not gonna ask you again.

1715
01:24:26,278 --> 01:24:28,802
You don't understand.
This is war!

1716
01:24:28,976 --> 01:24:31,805
No, this is Sparta.

1717
01:24:33,285 --> 01:24:34,069
[SHOUTS]

1718
01:24:37,159 --> 01:24:38,682
Hargreaves...

1719
01:24:38,856 --> 01:24:41,250
you shot me in the neck. Wow.

1720
01:24:42,816 --> 01:24:45,428
Fuck. Oh, God.

1721
01:24:46,733 --> 01:24:48,648
Fuck. Fuck.

1722
01:24:48,822 --> 01:24:51,173
You're a fucking disgrace
to the house!

1723
01:24:53,392 --> 01:24:56,439
You pathetic fucking plebs.

1724
01:24:56,613 --> 01:24:57,788
[ALL SHOUTING]

1725
01:25:00,051 --> 01:25:01,922
[CREATURES GROWLING]

1726
01:25:02,923 --> 01:25:03,968
[SCREAMING]

1727
01:25:06,579 --> 01:25:07,928
Hold on, Matty!

1728
01:25:09,930 --> 01:25:11,323
Get off him!

1729
01:25:14,021 --> 01:25:15,719
Get off!

1730
01:25:15,893 --> 01:25:17,024
Matty!

1731
01:25:23,814 --> 01:25:26,208
AUDREY:
Meredith. Meredith.

1732
01:25:26,382 --> 01:25:27,600
Meredith.

1733
01:25:30,212 --> 01:25:33,867
Children, save yourselves!
Get to the tunnels.

1734
01:25:34,041 --> 01:25:35,869
[MR. CHIPS BARKING]

1735
01:25:36,957 --> 01:25:38,698
Jesus.

1736
01:25:38,872 --> 01:25:40,831
HARGREAVES: You heard him.
Now's our chance.

1737
01:25:42,485 --> 01:25:43,268
Run.
CLEMSIE: The tunnels.

1738
01:25:46,445 --> 01:25:49,405
AUDREY:
Meredith? No, Meredith?

1739
01:25:49,579 --> 01:25:51,058
You're breaking up.

1740
01:25:51,233 --> 01:25:53,060
Look, I'm not coming home,
Meredith.

1741
01:25:53,235 --> 01:25:54,714
I'm sorry.

1742
01:25:54,888 --> 01:25:58,153
It's over for us. It's over.

1743
01:25:58,327 --> 01:25:59,806
[♪♪♪]

1744
01:25:59,980 --> 01:26:01,373
DON:
Come on.

1745
01:26:05,421 --> 01:26:07,771
WOOTTON: I can't run in
these bloody wellies.

1746
01:26:13,516 --> 01:26:15,126
DON: Run!
HARGREAVES: Run, come on.

1747
01:26:15,300 --> 01:26:17,694
Run. Come on!

1748
01:26:17,868 --> 01:26:20,349
CLEMSIE: Come on, Smudge.
Get up! Get up.

1749
01:26:22,960 --> 01:26:24,353
DON:
Come on.

1750
01:26:29,532 --> 01:26:30,576
[GROWLING IN DISTANCE]

1751
01:26:37,888 --> 01:26:39,237
Someone's had the same idea.

1752
01:26:39,411 --> 01:26:40,934
DON:
The not-so-very-secret tunnels.

1753
01:26:41,108 --> 01:26:44,068
Well, who's going first?

1754
01:26:44,242 --> 01:26:46,288
Ladies?

1755
01:26:46,462 --> 01:26:48,725
[CRASHING THEN
CREATURE GROWLING]

1756
01:26:48,899 --> 01:26:51,510
Excuse me. Coming through.

1757
01:26:51,684 --> 01:26:53,469
Come on, go, go, go.

1758
01:26:59,301 --> 01:27:01,216
Oh, Christ.

1759
01:27:01,390 --> 01:27:02,782
[COUGHING]

1760
01:27:04,871 --> 01:27:06,656
Tunnels, my ass.
This is a sewer.

1761
01:27:12,488 --> 01:27:14,098
WOOTTON:
Hey, I know this.

1762
01:27:14,272 --> 01:27:15,795
HARGREAVES:
The story of the school.

1763
01:27:15,969 --> 01:27:17,449
Hey, what's that say?

1764
01:27:17,623 --> 01:27:19,016
WOOTTON:
Look. It's the First Earl

1765
01:27:19,190 --> 01:27:21,192
driving the beast
back into its cave.

1766
01:27:21,366 --> 01:27:23,412
The First Earl constructed
the original house...

1767
01:27:23,586 --> 01:27:25,805
on top of the beast's lair.

1768
01:27:25,979 --> 01:27:28,765
This whole labyrinth was carved
out by the beast itself.

1769
01:27:28,939 --> 01:27:30,549
So we're hiding
in its fucking lair?

1770
01:27:30,723 --> 01:27:33,204
Thanks, Mr. Houseman.

1771
01:27:33,378 --> 01:27:35,467
Coming down here was
a really crap idea!

1772
01:27:35,641 --> 01:27:37,469
Wootton finally passed
the house test.

1773
01:27:37,643 --> 01:27:38,862
Nice one.
Shame we're all gonna die.

1774
01:27:39,036 --> 01:27:40,124
Tough.

1775
01:27:40,298 --> 01:27:41,168
Shut up, Willoughby.

1776
01:27:41,343 --> 01:27:42,605
Maybe we should go back.

1777
01:27:42,779 --> 01:27:44,781
SMUDGER: To where that
creature's waiting?

1778
01:27:44,955 --> 01:27:47,087
[GROWLING]
CLEMSIE: What was that?

1779
01:27:47,262 --> 01:27:48,698
[YELPS]

1780
01:27:48,872 --> 01:27:51,701
Something touched my leg.
That was me. Sorry.

1781
01:27:51,875 --> 01:27:54,051
Your hands are fucking freezing.

1782
01:27:54,225 --> 01:27:57,010
Shall we split up? Split up?
Are you insane?

1783
01:27:57,184 --> 01:27:59,796
Mathematically speaking,
our chances of finding the way--

1784
01:27:59,970 --> 01:28:02,842
Mathematically speaking,
we're the square root of fucked!

1785
01:28:03,016 --> 01:28:04,583
[CREATURE GROWLING]

1786
01:28:04,757 --> 01:28:06,933
It followed us.
It's got into the tunnel!

1787
01:28:07,107 --> 01:28:08,370
[ALL SCREAMING]

1788
01:28:08,544 --> 01:28:10,415
[♪♪♪]

1789
01:28:18,815 --> 01:28:20,077
Oh, no.

1790
01:28:20,251 --> 01:28:21,905
KAY: There's gotta
be another way out.

1791
01:28:23,428 --> 01:28:24,995
We're gonna die down here.

1792
01:28:25,169 --> 01:28:27,780
Like Teddy Chapman.
I'm gonna die unfulfilled.

1793
01:28:27,954 --> 01:28:31,654
I'm gonna die a virgin.
I'm gonna die in Greek sandals.

1794
01:28:31,828 --> 01:28:32,742
[CREATURE GROWLS]

1795
01:28:35,005 --> 01:28:36,833
CLEMSIE:
Where the fuck do we go now?

1796
01:28:39,966 --> 01:28:41,446
[ALL SHOUTING]

1797
01:28:43,840 --> 01:28:46,233
You two still looking
for some drugs?

1798
01:28:46,408 --> 01:28:48,627
Woody Chapman? Thank God.

1799
01:28:48,801 --> 01:28:51,064
He's Woody Chapman?
KAY: Never heard of him.

1800
01:28:51,238 --> 01:28:54,416
Anyone seen my little brother?

1801
01:28:54,590 --> 01:28:59,421
Huh? Teddy!
I've come back for you!

1802
01:28:59,595 --> 01:29:01,466
Woody? I've gotta find little Ted.

1803
01:29:01,640 --> 01:29:03,468
Woody, so sorry, mate.

1804
01:29:03,642 --> 01:29:06,384
Teddy's gone, okay? But you need
to help us get out of here.

1805
01:29:07,603 --> 01:29:09,953
There ain't any way
out of hell.

1806
01:29:10,127 --> 01:29:11,868
Don't be daft.
You got out before. Remember?

1807
01:29:12,042 --> 01:29:14,653
Yeah, you came down with Teddy.
You tried to escape.

1808
01:29:14,827 --> 01:29:17,482
Escape?
We weren't trying to escape.

1809
01:29:17,656 --> 01:29:20,659
We were trying
to blow up the school.

1810
01:29:20,833 --> 01:29:22,705
We all knew about
the gas down here.

1811
01:29:22,879 --> 01:29:25,272
Blow it up? Like Guy Fawkes?

1812
01:29:25,447 --> 01:29:26,578
Like kaboom!

1813
01:29:28,624 --> 01:29:30,974
It was my idea.

1814
01:29:31,148 --> 01:29:32,628
We got separated.

1815
01:29:34,020 --> 01:29:36,196
I lost Teddy.

1816
01:29:36,371 --> 01:29:37,850
Something happened.

1817
01:29:38,024 --> 01:29:40,766
DON: It was them, weren't it?
Those creatures.

1818
01:29:40,940 --> 01:29:42,681
The beasts.
CLEMSIE: You got out, right?

1819
01:29:43,943 --> 01:29:44,640
How?

1820
01:29:46,337 --> 01:29:48,295
Found a path.
KAY: A path?

1821
01:29:48,470 --> 01:29:49,906
What path?
WOOTTON: There's a path?

1822
01:29:50,080 --> 01:29:53,170
The path to immortality.

1823
01:29:53,344 --> 01:29:56,216
Lucky.Yeah. And now?

1824
01:29:56,391 --> 01:29:58,567
[CREATURE GROWLING]

1825
01:30:01,787 --> 01:30:02,962
Unlucky.

1826
01:30:03,136 --> 01:30:04,834
[ALL YELPING]

1827
01:30:15,801 --> 01:30:17,412
What do we do now?

1828
01:30:17,586 --> 01:30:19,979
We need a distraction,
like a feint move in chess.

1829
01:30:20,153 --> 01:30:21,851
Yes, yes, exactly. Will?

1830
01:30:22,025 --> 01:30:24,462
You distract it, mate. What?

1831
01:30:26,595 --> 01:30:29,032
That light. These creatures...

1832
01:30:29,206 --> 01:30:31,469
they're subt-- Subterran--They
live underground.

1833
01:30:31,643 --> 01:30:32,688
They live underground.Yes.

1834
01:30:32,862 --> 01:30:34,603
And it's dark underground.

1835
01:30:34,777 --> 01:30:37,040
So these creatures
must hate light.

1836
01:30:37,214 --> 01:30:38,345
Give me your torch. It's mine.

1837
01:30:38,520 --> 01:30:40,478
Hand it over. I'm a prefect.

1838
01:30:40,652 --> 01:30:43,350
And I'm a house god. Fair play.

1839
01:30:43,525 --> 01:30:45,831
WOODY:
Sparta '88.

1840
01:30:46,005 --> 01:30:48,486
Have some of this,
you little bitch.

1841
01:30:48,660 --> 01:30:50,923
WOOTTON: I am a servant
of the Secret Fire,

1842
01:30:51,097 --> 01:30:53,143
wielder of
the Flame of Anor.

1843
01:30:53,317 --> 01:30:56,755
Go back to the shadows.
Go back to the...

1844
01:30:56,929 --> 01:30:58,975
WOODY: There's nothing
to be frightened of.

1845
01:30:59,149 --> 01:31:01,281
What's this?

1846
01:31:01,456 --> 01:31:03,240
Huh?

1847
01:31:03,414 --> 01:31:04,589
Look.

1848
01:31:07,418 --> 01:31:08,941
Oh, there's my boy.

1849
01:31:11,944 --> 01:31:13,337
That's a good boy.

1850
01:31:13,511 --> 01:31:16,471
He's like a doggy. Hey.

1851
01:31:16,645 --> 01:31:19,822
Actually, he's all right.
He's quite nice.

1852
01:31:19,996 --> 01:31:21,606
CLEMSIE:
You genius. It worked.

1853
01:31:21,780 --> 01:31:23,173
SMUDGER:
And I got an E in Biology.

1854
01:31:25,175 --> 01:31:27,090
WOODY: Where's the cats?
Where's the cats?

1855
01:31:28,308 --> 01:31:29,788
[ALL SCREAMING]

1856
01:31:42,366 --> 01:31:45,456
That was close. Ha, ha.

1857
01:31:45,630 --> 01:31:49,155
I shouldn't have said "cats."
I shouldn't have said "cats."

1858
01:31:50,983 --> 01:31:53,595
Teddy. Huh.

1859
01:31:53,769 --> 01:31:55,422
What are you doing here?

1860
01:31:55,597 --> 01:31:57,773
Teddy.

1861
01:31:57,947 --> 01:31:59,731
Of course there's a way out.

1862
01:31:59,905 --> 01:32:01,385
You just gotta follow the...

1863
01:32:04,475 --> 01:32:06,303
You gotta follow the...

1864
01:32:13,615 --> 01:32:14,572
[ALL SCREAMING]

1865
01:32:20,404 --> 01:32:21,971
[♪♪♪]

1866
01:32:44,123 --> 01:32:46,256
A dead end!

1867
01:32:46,430 --> 01:32:48,388
DON: Path? Where--?
Where's this fucking path?

1868
01:32:50,086 --> 01:32:51,522
There's an air current.

1869
01:32:51,696 --> 01:32:53,655
It's defogging my--

1870
01:32:53,829 --> 01:32:55,744
WOOTTON:
The path to immorality.

1871
01:32:55,918 --> 01:32:58,703
Go down there. Go! Immortality.

1872
01:32:58,877 --> 01:33:01,706
WOOTTON: Doesn't matter.
Go on, quick. Go, quick.

1873
01:33:04,666 --> 01:33:06,972
HARGREAVES: Come on. It's coming.

1874
01:33:07,146 --> 01:33:08,713
[PEOPLE CHATTERING
INDISTINCTLY]

1875
01:33:27,950 --> 01:33:30,169
KAY: They're right above us.
SMUDGER: There.

1876
01:33:35,305 --> 01:33:37,046
HARGREAVES:
It's the bloody frack.

1877
01:33:37,220 --> 01:33:39,875
WOOTTON:
And that's our bloody way out.

1878
01:33:40,049 --> 01:33:41,311
Don, your tie. What?

1879
01:33:41,485 --> 01:33:42,660
Give me your tie.

1880
01:33:47,056 --> 01:33:49,101
Finally hit the bottom, eh?

1881
01:33:50,755 --> 01:33:52,627
Be a flame, Ducky.

1882
01:33:55,020 --> 01:33:57,414
Welcome to hell,
you son of a bitch!

1883
01:33:57,588 --> 01:33:59,808
Willoughby!
CLEMSIE: Willoughby!

1884
01:34:02,898 --> 01:34:05,422
Hey, let's get out now!

1885
01:34:05,596 --> 01:34:07,685
Willoughby!

1886
01:34:07,859 --> 01:34:09,469
CLEMSIE:
Don! Come on!

1887
01:34:09,644 --> 01:34:11,515
[♪♪♪]

1888
01:34:14,649 --> 01:34:16,651
Don, come on.

1889
01:34:16,825 --> 01:34:17,826
[WILLOUGHBY SCREAMING]

1890
01:34:21,830 --> 01:34:23,658
Don't fucking die. Go!

1891
01:34:27,531 --> 01:34:28,750
[ALL GRUNT]

1892
01:34:37,497 --> 01:34:38,934
Dab of snuff?

1893
01:34:49,509 --> 01:34:50,859
Go!

1894
01:34:56,778 --> 01:34:57,909
[ALL SHOUTING]

1895
01:35:15,405 --> 01:35:18,364
Will.
Will, give me your lighter.

1896
01:35:18,538 --> 01:35:19,844
It isn't mine. It was his.

1897
01:35:24,936 --> 01:35:26,677
Come on, Seymour.

1898
01:35:26,851 --> 01:35:29,636
If you're out there,
be a flame!

1899
01:35:29,811 --> 01:35:31,813
All right, Seymour.

1900
01:35:31,987 --> 01:35:32,944
Bequeath this,
motherfuckers.

1901
01:35:36,643 --> 01:35:37,906
[CREATURE SCREAMS]

1902
01:35:40,865 --> 01:35:42,867
DON:
Clemsie, it's gonna blow!

1903
01:35:43,041 --> 01:35:44,913
Fucking run!

1904
01:36:20,296 --> 01:36:21,863
[ALL SHOUTING]

1905
01:36:22,037 --> 01:36:23,647
WILLOUGHBY:
Fucking hell.

1906
01:36:29,522 --> 01:36:31,133
[♪♪♪]

1907
01:36:50,152 --> 01:36:53,503
Congratulations, Ducky.

1908
01:36:53,677 --> 01:36:55,244
Really left your mark.

1909
01:37:03,034 --> 01:37:06,777
DON: My mum is gonna
fucking kill me.

1910
01:37:06,951 --> 01:37:09,258
Let's go.

1911
01:37:09,432 --> 01:37:10,955
[♪♪♪]

1912
01:37:13,958 --> 01:37:16,265
♪ Yeah ♪ ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪

1913
01:37:16,439 --> 01:37:18,049
♪ I was right all along ♪

1914
01:37:21,313 --> 01:37:23,141
♪ Yeah ♪ ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪

1915
01:37:23,315 --> 01:37:24,969
♪ You come tagging along ♪

1916
01:37:28,494 --> 01:37:30,757
Audrey.

1917
01:37:30,932 --> 01:37:33,282
Audrey, darling,
I knew you'd come back.

1918
01:37:33,456 --> 01:37:34,936
I...

1919
01:37:36,502 --> 01:37:38,983
I'm alive.

1920
01:37:39,157 --> 01:37:42,030
I'm alive. Children!

1921
01:37:42,204 --> 01:37:45,381
Children, I'm alive.
Where are you?

1922
01:37:45,555 --> 01:37:46,556
[GRUNTS]

1923
01:37:47,949 --> 01:37:49,559
Little shits!

1924
01:37:49,733 --> 01:37:51,866
♪ Yeah ♪ ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪

1925
01:37:52,040 --> 01:37:53,389
♪ I was right all along ♪

1926
01:37:55,478 --> 01:37:57,697
♪ 'Cause I have
Done it before ♪

1927
01:37:57,872 --> 01:37:59,569
♪ And I can do it
Some more ♪

1928
01:37:59,743 --> 01:38:01,527
♪ I've got my eye
On the score ♪

1929
01:38:01,701 --> 01:38:03,225
♪ I'm gonna cut
Through the floor ♪

1930
01:38:03,399 --> 01:38:05,967
♪ It's too late, it's too soon Or is it ♪

1931
01:38:06,141 --> 01:38:09,361
♪ Tick, tick, tick, tick
Tick, tick, tick, boom ♪

1932
01:38:09,535 --> 01:38:10,928
Ha!

1933
01:38:21,504 --> 01:38:23,767
♪ Oh, yeah ♪ ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪

1934
01:38:23,941 --> 01:38:25,464
♪ I was right
You were wrong ♪

1935
01:38:28,554 --> 01:38:30,687
♪ Yeah ♪ ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪

1936
01:38:30,861 --> 01:38:32,950
♪ Going, going, you're gone ♪

1937
01:38:35,083 --> 01:38:37,824
♪ I saw you hesitatin'
Waiting too much ♪

1938
01:38:37,999 --> 01:38:40,044
♪ Until it slipped
Through your hands ♪

1939
01:38:42,394 --> 01:38:43,961
♪ And then you stagger
To your feet ♪

1940
01:38:44,135 --> 01:38:45,658
♪ And out the door ♪

1941
01:38:45,832 --> 01:38:48,313
♪ 'Cause there's
No second chance ♪

1942
01:38:48,487 --> 01:38:52,709
♪ 'Cause I have done it before
And I can do it some more ♪

1943
01:38:52,883 --> 01:38:54,754
♪ I've got my eye
On the score ♪

1944
01:38:54,929 --> 01:38:56,756
♪ I'm gonna cut
Through the floor ♪

1945
01:38:56,931 --> 01:38:59,150
♪ It's too late, it's too soon Or is it ♪

1946
01:38:59,324 --> 01:39:02,980
♪ Tick, tick, tick, tick
Tick, tick, tick, boom ♪

1947
01:39:05,896 --> 01:39:06,679
♪ Shake it ♪

1948
01:39:13,469 --> 01:39:16,994
♪ And you come crying to me
But it's too late ♪

1949
01:39:17,168 --> 01:39:20,389
♪ The man you try hard to be
But it's too late ♪

1950
01:39:20,563 --> 01:39:23,958
♪ Get your head out of the
sand But it's too late ♪

1951
01:39:24,132 --> 01:39:26,699
♪ It's too late, too late
too late ♪

1952
01:39:26,873 --> 01:39:31,530
♪ Too late ♪

1953
01:39:31,704 --> 01:39:33,706
♪ Yeah ♪

1954
01:39:33,880 --> 01:39:37,710
♪ Oh, yeah
But it's too late ♪

1955
01:39:37,884 --> 01:39:41,497
♪ Yeah
But it's too late ♪

1956
01:39:41,671 --> 01:39:45,196
♪ Get your head out of the
sand But it's too late ♪

1957
01:39:45,370 --> 01:39:47,329
♪ It's too late, too late ♪

1958
01:39:47,503 --> 01:39:51,550
♪ You know I've done it before
And I can do it some more ♪

1959
01:39:51,724 --> 01:39:53,161
♪ I've got my eye
On the score ♪

1960
01:39:53,335 --> 01:39:55,250
♪ I'm gonna cut
Through the floor ♪

1961
01:39:55,424 --> 01:39:58,340
♪ You know I've done it before
And I can do it some more ♪

1962
01:39:58,514 --> 01:40:00,342
♪ I've got my eye
On the score ♪

1963
01:40:00,516 --> 01:40:02,170
♪ I'm gonna cut
Through the floor ♪

1964
01:40:02,344 --> 01:40:03,910
♪ It's too late
It's too soon ♪

1965
01:40:04,085 --> 01:40:05,782
♪ It's too late
It's too soon ♪

1966
01:40:05,956 --> 01:40:08,350
♪ It's too late,
it's too soon, or is it ♪

1967
01:40:08,524 --> 01:40:12,180
♪ Tick, tick, tick, tick
Tick, tick, tick, boom ♪

1968
01:40:21,624 --> 01:40:23,191
[♪♪♪]

1969
01:40:24,757 --> 01:40:26,803
[CREATURE GROWLS]

1970
01:40:26,977 --> 01:40:29,719
BAT: As headmaster,
I have always been

1971
01:40:29,893 --> 01:40:34,550
a firm believer
that cream rises.

1972
01:40:34,724 --> 01:40:36,769
And here at Slaughterhouse...

1973
01:40:36,943 --> 01:40:39,903
we are proud to be the whisk

1974
01:40:40,077 --> 01:40:41,774
to your child's
precious cream...

1975
01:40:41,948 --> 01:40:44,081
[CREATURE CONTINUES GROWLING]

1976
01:40:44,255 --> 01:40:49,478
...as they prepare to make
themselves felt in the world.

1977
01:40:49,652 --> 01:40:52,524
At Slaughterhouse,
you will find family

1978
01:40:52,698 --> 01:40:55,571
that is ready
to fight for you.

1979
01:40:55,745 --> 01:40:59,749
Cry "per caedes ad astra."

1980
01:40:59,923 --> 01:41:04,101
"Through slaughter
to immortality."

1981
01:41:18,463 --> 01:41:20,335
[♪♪♪]

1982
01:42:16,042 --> 01:42:17,609
[♪♪♪]