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- redo = False
- reminder = True
- spam = True
- secret = False
- import time
- username1 = "tim"
- password1 = "p"
- log = "logoff"
- msg = "message me"
- hi = "hi"
- bye = "bye"
- name = "what is my name?"
- yes = "yes"
- no = "no"
- catmeme = "cat meme"
- potato = "kawaii potato"
- c = "enter"
- ca = "cancel"
- gomad = "go mad"
- info1 = "1"
- info2 = "2"
- info3 = "3"
- infoded = "stop"
- showpassword = "show username & password" or "show username and password"
- showinfo = "show secret info"
- pointlessr = "pointless reminders"
- setreminder = "set a reminder"
- checkreminder = "check your reminders"
- remind5 = "5s" or "5"
- remind10 = "10s" or "10"
- #For all the dumb people, the username and password to login are as follows:
- #Username: Tim
- #Password: p
- print("""
- |_ _| _ __ ___ _ __ ___ ___ | |_ (_) __ __ ___ _ __
- | | | '_ \ / __| | '_ \ / _ \ / __| | __| | | \ \ / / / _ \ | '__|
- | | | | | | \__ \ | |_) | | __/ | (__ | |_ | | \ V / | __/ | |
- |___| |_| |_| |___/ | .__/ \___| \___| \__| |_| \_/ \___| |_|
- |_| """)
- username = input("Please enter your username: ")
- if username.lower() == username1:
- time.sleep(0.5)
- print("Attempting to access the database...")
- time.sleep(0.5)
- print("Database accessed...")
- time.sleep(1)
- print("Retrieving data...")
- time.sleep(1.5)
- print("Username accepted.")
- else:
- time.sleep(0.5)
- print("Attempting to access the database...")
- time.sleep(0.5)
- print("Database accessed...")
- time.sleep(1)
- print("Retrieving data...")
- time.sleep(1.5)
- print("Username denied. The program will now terminate itself.")
- exit()
- password = input("Please enter your password: ")
- if password.lower() == password1:
- time.sleep(0.5)
- print("Attempting to access the database...")
- time.sleep(0.5)
- print("Database accessed...")
- time.sleep(1)
- print("Retrieving data...")
- time.sleep(1.5)
- print("Password accepted.")
- else:
- time.sleep(0.5)
- print("Attempting to access the database...")
- time.sleep(0.5)
- print("Database accessed...")
- time.sleep(1)
- print("Retrieving data...")
- time.sleep(1.5)
- print("Password denied. The program will now terminate itself.")
- exit()
- secretinfo1 = input("Please enter the 1st number of your secret info: ")
- secretinfo2 = input("Please enter the 2nd number of your secret info: ")
- secretinfo3 = input("Please enter the 3rd number of your secret info: ")
- if secretinfo1.lower() != info1 or secretinfo2.lower() != info2 or secretinfo3.lower() != info3:
- print("One of your secret info's was incorrect. The program wil terminate itself in 2 seconds.")
- time.sleep(2)
- exit()
- elif secretinfo1.lower() == info1 and secretinfo2.lower() == info2 and secretinfo3.lower() == info3:
- pass
- print("Welcome", username1,)
- while redo == False:
- dowhat = input("What would you like to do: LogOff, Message Me, Cat Meme, Kawaii Potato, Pointless Reminders, Go Mad, Show Username & Password, Show Secret Info: ")
- if dowhat.lower() == potato:
- print("Ha! My personal favourite: https://goo.gl/mtw4M3 ")
- time.sleep(0.5)
- print("Enjoy.. lol")
- print("Sending you back to the main menu in 3seconds.")
- time.sleep(3)
- redo = False
- if dowhat.lower() == catmeme:
- print("Let me have a look...")
- time.sleep(3)
- print("Ah! Finally found one you may like...")
- time.sleep(1)
- print("Now where did I put the link...")
- time.sleep(1)
- print("Ah, found it: https://goo.gl/3969YY ")
- time.sleep(0.6)
- print("Enjoy lol")
- print("Sending you back to the main menu in 3seconds.")
- time.sleep(3)
- redo = False
- if dowhat.lower() == showinfo:
- print("Finding your secret info...")
- time.sleep(2)
- print("Your secret info1 is", info1)
- time.sleep(0.7)
- print("Your secret info2 is", info2)
- time.sleep(0.7)
- print("Your secret info3 is", info3)
- print("Sending you back to the main menu in 3seconds.")
- time.sleep(3)
- redo = False
- if dowhat.lower() == showpassword:
- print("Finding your username & password...")
- time.sleep(2)
- print("Your username is:", username1)
- print("Your password is:", password1)
- print("Sending you back to the main menu in 3seconds.")
- time.sleep(3)
- redo = False
- if dowhat.lower() == msg:
- print("Say one of the following, and I will reply to you...")
- speak = input("You can say: hi, what is my name?, and bye: ")
- if speak.lower() != hi and speak.lower() != bye and speak.lower() != name:
- print("Please enter a valid command next time.")
- print("Sending you back to the main menu in 3seconds.")
- redo = False
- elif speak.lower() == hi:
- print("Hello")
- print("Sending you back to the main menu in 3seconds.")
- time.sleep(3)
- redo = False
- elif speak.lower() == bye:
- print("Cya!")
- print("Sending you back to the main menu in 3seconds.")
- time.sleep(3)
- redo = False
- elif speak.lower() == name:
- print("Your name is", username, "and you should know that you idiot!")
- print("Sending you back to the main menu in 3seconds.")
- time.sleep(3)
- redo = False
- else:
- pass
- if dowhat.lower() == log:
- print("Are you sure you want to terminate the program?")
- terminate = input("yes/no: ")
- if terminate.lower() == yes:
- redo = True
- exit()
- else:
- print("Ok, terminating cancelled.")
- print("Sending you back to the main menu in 3seconds.")
- time.sleep(3)
- redo = False
- else:
- pass
- if dowhat.lower() == pointlessr:
- print("Note: if you haven't set a reminder previosuly this session, the check your reminders option will not work, and I can't work out how to tell you that if you do type it. Anyway if you want a nice big red error go for it...")
- time.sleep(2)
- rdowhat = input("What would you like to do? 'set a reminder' or 'check your reminders': ")
- if rdowhat.lower() == setreminder:
- remindme = input("Please enter what you would like to be reminded of: ")
- timedelay = input("Please enter the delay before we remind you. It can only be 5s or 10s, which is why it is pointless. Please put the s next to the number to: ")
- if timedelay == remind5:
- print("We will remind you to", remindme,"in", timedelay,"Please don't go anywhere!")
- time.sleep(5)
- print("You wanted us to remind you:", remindme)
- print("Thankyou for using pointless-remind, sending you back to the main menu in 3 seconds.")
- time.sleep(3)
- redo = False
- reminder = True
- elif timedelay == remind10:
- print("We will remind you to", remindme,"in", timedelay,"Please don't go anywhere!")
- time.sleep(10)
- print("You wanted us to remind you:", remindme)
- print("Thankyou for using pointless-remind, sending you back to the main menu in 3 seconds.")
- time.sleep(3)
- redo = False
- reminder = True
- if rdowhat.lower() == checkreminder and reminder == True:
- print("Checking to see if you have any previous reminders...")
- time.sleep(1)
- print("Your reminder:", remindme)
- time.sleep(1)
- print("Sending you back to the main menu in 3 seconds.")
- time.sleep(3)
- redo = False
- else:
- print("No current reminders")
- print("Sending you back to the main menu in 3 seconds.")
- time.sleep(3)
- redo = False
- if dowhat.lower() == gomad:
- forceclose = input("Are you sure you want to do this? It will never end, and you will have to force close the program! yes/no: ")
- if forceclose.lower() == no:
- print("Thankgod, I was panacking!")
- time.sleep(0.7)
- print("Sending you back to the main menu in 3seconds.")
- time.sleep(3)
- elif forceclose.lower() == yes:
- print("The maddness will start in 5 seconds!")
- time.sleep(1)
- print("The maddness will start in 4 seconds!")
- time.sleep(1)
- print("The maddness will start in 3 seconds!")
- time.sleep(1)
- print("The maddness will start in 2 seconds!")
- time.sleep(1)
- print("The maddness will start in 1 second, PREPARE YOURSELF!")
- time.sleep(1)
- while spam == True:
- print("This is going to get on your nerves!")
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