Joker x Ryuko, Bathhouse Antics

>It was closing time at Leblanc
>Joker was gathering up the used cups and dishes that the last few customers had left, placing them near the sink for Sojiro to wash
>One booth, however, was still occupied
>Ryuko was sprawled across the seat, intently reading the shonen manga in her hands
>She looked up from the page to Joker as he passed by
>"Hey"
>He stopped, turning towards her
>"What's up?"
>Her supple legs shifted she made room for him, beckoning him to sit down beside her
>Joker slid into the booth, leaning back to relax
>"Want to go to the bathhouse?"
>He raised an eyebrow
>"Why?"
>She cocked her head, frowning
>"What else do people do at bathhouses?"
>No response
>"It's the end of the day, we're going to take a bath, silly." she said, poking his side
>He sighed, rubbing the back of his neck
>"Sure, we'll go there."
>"Hell yeah!" she exclaimed, pumping her fist up into the air before pouncing forward to wrap her arms around him
>Joker, wrapping one arm tight around her, fished his phone out of his pocket to check the time
>He turned his head towards the counter
>"Hey, Sojiro"
>"Huh?" the cafe owner grunted, looking up from the plate he was washing
>"Is the bathhouse still open?"
>Sojiro thought for a moment, scratching his chin
>"Since it's the weekend, I think it's open til much later than usual tonight"
>His gaze wandered from Joker to Ryuko, then back to him, and a smug grin crept across his face
>Finished up with the dishes, putting them back into the cubboard
>He was going to leave that up to his ward, but figured that the boy deserved a little break
>"I'm going to head home now, remember to lock up the shop when you're done"
>With that, Sojiro put his apron away and walked out the door, chuckling
>"Do you think he suspects something?" Ryuko asked, looking at the door
>Joker furrowed his brow, but then shrugged
>"Nah"
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>Joker locked the cafe door, stuffing the key back into his pocket
>He turned to see Ryuko adjusting the strap on her bag, filled with some of his clothes she had 'borrowed' for the occasion
>Smiling, he took her hand in his and the pair began to walk down the street towards the bathhouse
>Along the way, Joker's phone vibrated as he got a message
>He read it, chuckled, then put his phone away
>"Who was it?" Ryuko asked
"It was Futaba, telling me to not stay up too late since we're going to Akihabara early tomorrow"
>She pouted
>"She doesn't think I'd keep you up all night, does she?"
>He laughed, ruffling her hair with his free hand
>"Do I really need to answer that?"
>"Wha- Hey!"
>She playfully punches his side, laughing as well
>Eventually they reached the bathhouse, Joker holding the door open for her
>"What a gentleman" she joked, walking into the building
>Without a word, he quickly brought his hand down, smacking and squeezing her ass
>She yelped, looking back at him with flashing eyes
>She pushed back against his grip, grinding against his hand
>For a moment, he humored her, flexing a finger to gently tease her ass through her pants
>Then just as quickly as they began, he ended it, sliding his hand up to her waist
>Ryuko grumbled, but walked with him to the front desk
>The employee at the desk, a young teen, grew wide-eyed at the sight of them
>"U-Uh, good evening!"
>Ignoring his stares, Ryuko shifted her weight, rubbing her hip against her man
>Ever the smooth talker, Joker took the lead
>It seems that they were the only customers there that night, through some stroke of luck
>"Perfect" he said, sliding money across to the boy
>The pair were about to head into the baths when he interrupted them
>"H-Hey, there's no mixed bathing allowed here"
>Ryuko turned back to look at him, eyebrow raised
>"Nevermind..."
>Smiling, she blew him a kiss, probably making the poor kid's heart race
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>Joker sighed as he slid into the bath, the hot water easing his tired muscles
>True to the attendant's word, there was no one else in the bath, leaving him free to stretch out
>Hearing footsteps, he looked behind to see Ryuko, her hips swaying as she approached
>He stood up, extending a hand to help her into the tub
>She grinned, both at his invitation and the sight of his nakedness
>Cooing, she sat down beside him, leaning back so that her breasts floated above the waterline
>Joker prided himself in throwing only the occasional glance towards them
>"So..." she began
>Their eyes met
>"How was work today?" she asked
>"Ryuko, you were at Leblanc for a good chunk of my shift"
>"I'm still allowed to ask that, aren't I?"
>Joker closed his eyes, sinking further into his seat
>"It was alright, just a little busier than usual today"
>She shifted to face him, folding her arms on the rim of the bath and resting her head on them
>"Must be more than a little if it's got you that tired, any idea why?"
>He opened one eye, lazily looking in her direction
>"They must have heard about the handsome barista working there"
>"Oh stop it" she giggled
>"What?"
>"We can't have you getting a big head, leader"
>He smirked
>"I thought you liked my big head"
>Ryuko sat up, mouth agape
>"You pervert"
>Even as she said this, she quickly looked down into the water towards his crotch
>Joker, both eyes open now, turned his head to face her
>"You're one to talk, grinding on me in front of that kid"
>"Well yeah, because you spanked me!"
>Joker laughed, reaching over to pick her up and plop her down into his lap
>"Can you really blame me? I can't help it with your fat ass jiggling everywhere"
>She blushed, turning around in his grasp
>"S-stop" she stammered,"I work out so that hopefully it doesn't jut out so much"
>"If anything, it's making it more noticeable" he quipped, reaching behind her to squeeze her rump under the water
>She moaned, wrapping her arms around his shoulders, pulling herself closer
>"Besides, you know I'd love you regardless of how it looked"
>Ryuko's cheeks burned at his words, her face turning crimson
>"Shut up"
>"Make me"
>"Closing the distance, she planted her lips on his
>Immediately his tongue invaded her mouth, overpowering her own with its speed and strength
>Under the water, Joker pulled her asscheeks apart, letting the hot water run against her sensitive holes
>She whimpered, holding him tighter
>Reluctantly, he broke the kiss, pushing her slightly away
>As he looked into her eyes as they grew clouded with lust, he smirked once again
>She belonged to him
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>The excitement happening above had brought Joker to half-mast
>Drawing her attention, he pointed down
>She nodded, taking a deep breath before submerging
>Her mouth was on him, sucking and licking as he grew in her mouth
>He bumped against the entrance to her throat, the sensation sending shivers up their spines
>And yet she took him deeper, massaging his burgeoning tip until he reached full-mast inside her throat
>Joker dipped his hands under the water, grasping both sides of her head
>With a grunt, he began to push her up and down his shaft, relishing the feeling of her maw
>Ryuko could do little but take it, holding tight onto his legs for leverage as she sucked him
>After a long minute of this, however, she could feel her body start to scream for air
>What really made her mind race, however, was that even in the water, she could feel herself getting wet from arousal
>Choking down precum, she tapped his legs, and he mercifully let go
>Water splashed all over as she sprung forth from the water, breathing hard
>She curled up against him, coughing and sputtering
>"Good girl" he whispered into her ear, cradling her with one arm
>His other hand was still under, moving his shaft around until he felt it bump against her slit
>She gasped, instinctively doing her best to wrap her legs around him
>Placing both hands on her hips, he slowly pushed her down
>The hot water was nothing compared to the blaze of lust that was inside her
>He nearly winced, but soldiered through, not stopping till she was impaled completely
>"Oh fuck"
>Her eyes were wide, staring into his
>Her hand reached down to rub her swollen clit, immersed as it was
>Grinning at the sight, he pushed her back up, making her writhe as his cock left her depths
>His cockhead remained inside her, and she wiggled her hips in a vain attempt to get more
>She bit her lip
>"Please~" she moaned, desire mounting in her voice
>With a grunt, he pushed her back down and thrusted his hips upward, spearing her again
>He repeated the motion, raising her up again only to smash her back down
>Ryuko squeaked every time he bottomed out inside her
>These squeaks turned to gasps, then moans, then screams as he battered her core
>She was shrieking as she rode him , the noise echoing against the walls of the bathing room
>Joker shifted his arms up, pulling her arms off his shoulders and trapping them behind her back tight
>He then focused on his hips, pounding her so hard she was lifted up from the water with every deep thrust
>Her tongue lolled out, eyes rolling back and her cunt spasmed without end
>And still he ruined her, the view giving him a sort of second wind
>Leaning forward, he wrapped his lips around one of her teats, sucking hard
>He then switched to the other one, treating it with the same savagery
>Her insides seemed to burn even hotter, her walls tighter
>He groaned that he was close
>This brought some focus to her eyes, frantically looking back down at him
>"Cum inside me, Ren, fill me to the fucking brink. I need you to pound that hot, thick load deep inside."
>Moaning, he released inside her
>To her delight, he continued to pump his hips, still fucking her as she came again and again
>By the end, she was a slobbering wreck
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>Having blown his last, Ren let her sink back down his length
>It was overflowing, spunk polluting the water around them
>Coming down from her high, Ryuko fell forward onto his chest, welcoming his arms around her
>They stayed like that for a while, letting the water soothe them
>Joker leaned his head back, panting
>Eventually, he recovered enough to stand up, supporting her quivering form as they stepped out of the bath
>Wordlessly, they toweled off and dressed up, Ryuko ignoring how baggy Ren's clothes were on her
>Before they left, Ren passed the wide-eyed boy at the desk some more money, muttering something about keeping quiet
>The pair huddled together during the walk back, the night air freezing
>Once they got back to the cafe, they hurriedly went upstairs, bundling up on his bed
>Morgana, having fallen asleep on his workbench, took one look at them before closing his eyes again, meowing softly
>It was way too late for Ryuko to head back home, so she would just have to spend the night
>Not that she minded, as she kissed Ren one last time before sleep took her
>Ren remained awake, watching her sleeping form in the darkness before slipping away himself
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>The next morning, Futaba strolled over to Leblanc, surprised to find the door unlocked
>She crept up the stairs, only to find Joker still asleep
>She was about to yell and wake him when she noticed Ryuko cuddling with him, snoring softly
>Deciding to just leave them be for now, she turned and went back downstairs
>It looks like her hacking into the bathhouse security cams would pay off after all