The Best Reaction to the /my Link Yet!

Never tell your password to anyone.
♥Nyarai♥: Hello there :)
Kapitän Dietrich: Hey
Kapitän Dietrich: Might i ask what's with the thing on your profile that links to mine?
♥Nyarai♥: *Makes cute cat noises and proceeds to groom her arm.*
Kapitän Dietrich: Could you please tell me?
♥Nyarai♥: Let me answer your question...With a question...
♥Nyarai♥: Is that the only reason you're here?
Kapitän Dietrich: No, that's not the only reason
♥Nyarai♥: What are your other reasons?
Kapitän Dietrich: I also wanted to figure out who you are and what i did that caused me to be what i consider to be slander about myself
♥Nyarai♥: That's...Pretty much the same thing.
♥Nyarai♥: Meaning, your sole reason for being here, is because of that?
Kapitän Dietrich: partially
♥Nyarai♥: What are your other reasons?
Kapitän Dietrich: i still want to figure out who you are
Kapitän Dietrich: because i had a horrible memory
Kapitän Dietrich: *have
♥Nyarai♥: I'm that person you had sex with at that new years eve party.
♥Nyarai♥: What was his name...
Kapitän Dietrich: What new years eve party?
♥Nyarai♥: I think it was 2013?
Kapitän Dietrich: I'm 17 currently
Kapitän Dietrich: i haven't been to a single party in my life
♥Nyarai♥: Well I'm 16 currently so nyah.
♥Nyarai♥: You did seem rather out of it
Kapitän Dietrich: and i'm still virgin
♥Nyarai♥: Pft, nope.
♥Nyarai♥: X3
Kapitän Dietrich: Okay, what is going on?
♥Nyarai♥: Good question.
Kapitän Dietrich: Why are you saying this crap when i didn't do anything towards you
Kapitän Dietrich: I never even MET you
♥Nyarai♥: Why are 'YOU" saying this crap when -I- didn't do anything towards -YOU-?
Kapitän Dietrich: you put up my profile in a link on your profile saying that i want to breed your new fursona
Kapitän Dietrich: when i haven't even met you
♥Nyarai♥: I did no such thing.
♥Nyarai♥: I don't even know you.
♥Nyarai♥: But if you dunno me.
Kapitän Dietrich: That is my point exactly
♥Nyarai♥: And I dunno you.
♥Nyarai♥: Well, you know me now.
♥Nyarai♥: Mind if I DO actually link to your profile?
♥Nyarai♥: It'll be good advertisement.
♥Nyarai♥: I promise you DOZENS of new friends.
Kapitän Dietrich: No, please take it down
♥Nyarai♥: Take what down?
Kapitän Dietrich: the link to my profile
♥Nyarai♥: There is no link yet.
♥Nyarai♥: THat's why I'm asking permission.
♥Nyarai♥: Whatever you're smoking?
♥Nyarai♥: I want some.
Kapitän Dietrich: this, on your profile
Kapitän Dietrich: This person wants to breed my new fursona~!
Kapitän Dietrich: the link of "This person" leads to my profile
♥Nyarai♥: There is no link in that text you pasted.
Kapitän Dietrich: it's on your profile, just go to your profile page and click it
Kapitän Dietrich: it's in the description
♥Nyarai♥: I did. Nothing happens.
Kapitän Dietrich: does the page refresh?
♥Nyarai♥: Are you catching on now?
Kapitän Dietrich: So it's a blank link
♥Nyarai♥: Did a light bulb go \o/ ?
Kapitän Dietrich: yes, the lightbulb went on
♥Nyarai♥: Good!
♥Nyarai♥: Pleasure to meet you!
♥Nyarai♥: I'm NyaNya!
♥Nyarai♥: *Sticks a paw out*
Kapitän Dietrich: *shakes your paw* I'm Noah
♥Nyarai♥: Pleasure to meet you Noah!
Kapitän Dietrich: or you could just call me Kap, since that's what my friends on steam sometimes do
♥Nyarai♥: Kap it is.