Hot Fries In The Drenched Rainforest

"Hey... can you ask me something?" Arceus stated to Dry Bowser as they were making french fries outside a small grassy hut in the middle of a rain forest drenched in rain.
"Lay it on me," Dry Bowser responded as he placed the batch of hot, cooked fries in a giant pile next to the hut, of which were covered up by giant grassy leaves to prevent the rain from making them soggy.
Arceus: How come we always seem to find ourselves doing weird objectives from time to time?
Dry Bowser: (pauses to think) Well, what would make you say that?
"Well we keep doing things that seem to be from the norm." Arceus explained as he used his godly Pokemon powers to block off the lightning that was frequently flashing, of which was followed by the boom of the thunder shaking the tropical jungle. "I don't mean to be the one to knock it, but it just seems off."
Dry Bowser: (shrugs) Well it could be worse. We could be doing fetish related nonsense.
Arceus had a face that looked like it could smile (since he somehow lacked a mouth), with the two turning around to see that they finished off all the french fries. Looking at each other and shrugging, the odd couple decided to eat the hot piping fries when they were still freshly heated, enjoying the rain that seemed to pour harder, of which once again Arceus used his godlike powers to prevent the fries from getting wet.