Nopest dream ever.

<Father_of_Furry> welp
<Father_of_Furry> I'm only getting six hours of sleep this night.
<Father_of_Furry> I just had the nopest dream ever.
<Father_of_Furry> I was reading an smbc comic
<Father_of_Furry> and this guy had a shiny butt and kept pulling down his pants and going "Butt Flash!" as a joke
<Father_of_Furry> and then eventually his wife was like if you keep doing that it's going to wear off
<Father_of_Furry> and then they're both in bed
<Father_of_Furry> and this huge masked shadowy creature with ten fingers on each hand
<Father_of_Furry> suddenly grabs the man from behind while his pants are down
<Father_of_Furry> and tears him apart with his bare hands
<Father_of_Furry> while dragging him off the bed into the darkness
<Father_of_Furry> then he steps over the mutilated corpse over to the wife
<Father_of_Furry> grabs her
<Father_of_Furry> then shoves his ten fingered hand up her vagina and all the way through her body
<Father_of_Furry> and on the way grabs her unborn baby (yeah turns out she was pregnant)
<Father_of_Furry> pushes it all the way up through her mouth
<Father_of_Furry> and punches the fetus with his other hand
<Father_of_Furry> gorily mauling it.
<Father_of_Furry> then the comic ended with text that just said "Happy Holidays!"
<Father_of_Furry> and I dreamt I was READING this. At night.
<Father_of_Furry> so in my dream I was like dear god what the fuck
<Father_of_Furry> and people were just like yeah a lot of webcomic artists are doing that these days
<Father_of_Furry> and I just like
<Father_of_Furry> locked all my doors and turned on all the lights in my dream
<Father_of_Furry> until I woke up.
<Father_of_Furry> that was so much nope
<Father_of_Furry> I mean when I woke up I was struggling to stay awake and get out of bed because I didn't want to go back to that