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WackoMcGoose

Reject 1112

Mar 17th, 2012
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  1. HIDE THE ANGER
  2.  
  3. Let's begin, shall we?
  4.  
  5. Object Class: Keter
  6.  
  7. I'm excited already. --Newbies doing Keters always turns out well.-- Oh well, let's just hope it's justified, eh?
  8.  
  9. SCP-1112 is to be kept in secure storage on site 13
  10. in
  11.  
  12. Very nice random line break. Very nice.
  13.  
  14. SCP-1112 is to be kept in secure storage on site 13
  15. in a special containment room
  16.  
  17. NO WAY IT HAS TO BE CONTAINED IN A SPECIAL CONTAINMENT ROOM?!?1?
  18.  
  19. requiring class D clearance
  20.  
  21. In order to enter the containment room? Oh, alright.
  22.  
  23. 15% Pure Oxygen, 24% Purified Ozone, (also may be substituted with Chlorine gas)
  24.  
  25. This is… oddly specific. Don't get me wrong, specificity in containment procedures is a good thing. It just has to be justified.
  26.  
  27. Which it isn't.
  28.  
  29. (also may be substituted with Chlorine gas) And should be kept hanging from 20.6cm thick carbon wire.
  30.  
  31. This sentence has the flow of a desert.
  32.  
  33. The walls of the room MUST be 10 inches thick on each side,
  34.  
  35. This MUST be important because you typed in all caps.
  36.  
  37. also the room should be soundproofed.
  38.  
  39. Thickness of walls is SUPER DUPER IMPORTANT. Soundproofing? Enh, whatever.
  40.  
  41. Class D personnel should take note that while in the containment site, the lights should be fluoride with approximately 22 hours life.
  42.  
  43. What a waste of light bulbs. I hope they at least recycle.
  44.  
  45. before then replacing the gas with an [REDACTED] and proceed to replace the light bulb.
  46.  
  47. An [elbow ring]? Redacting in the containment procedures is universally bad.
  48.  
  49. Description:
  50.  
  51. Finally. The interesting part.
  52.  
  53. SCP-1112 is an example of a "shape-shifter"
  54.  
  55. Shit.
  56.  
  57. sometimes found in old abandoned buildings.
  58.  
  59. WE HAVE MORE OF THESE?!?!
  60.  
  61. SCP-1112 took its form when an elevator's gears were suddenly replaced with a form of mutated gears
  62.  
  63. You know, maybe it was MacGyver. Ever think of that?
  64.  
  65. possibly a new SCP item.
  66.  
  67. youdontsay.jpg
  68.  
  69. This "elevator" would lure victims in by posing as a normal elevator, then when it's victims were in the elevator, It would close shut, drop approximately 10.3 floors. (1 floor is equal to 13M in the current circumstances.) then proceed to suddenly stop, resulting in a "jerking" of the victims vertebrae, and possibly snapping bones like twigs.
  70.  
  71. Aside from the horrendous grammar, this also happens to be jarringly out of tone. Also, M happens to not mean what you think it means. If you mean meters, the abbreviation is "m."
  72.  
  73. After such has happened, the elevator is completely silent.
  74.  
  75. And in a couple days, it goes on Dr. Phil to talk out it's problems.
  76.  
  77. . the still-alive victims are now in a state of shock.
  78.  
  79. Well fuck a doodle!
  80.  
  81. . the elevators light slowly yet sharply flicker.
  82.  
  83. It's hard to read when grammar and capitalization are nonexistent.
  84.  
  85. The victims will start to experience mild paranoia, accompanied by hearing strange noises of a baby crying, cars screeching, and other noises.
  86.  
  87. That… is so random… where the hell did that come from?!
  88.  
  89. Not that adding information in the description is a bad thing. But this is… really random, honestly. I don't see this connecting to the rest of the article in any way. It feels tacked on.
  90.  
  91. if the victims are still alive, there have been reports of people seeing a somewhat zombie-like ghost. with eyes that are wide open, no nose, and a mouth that is open, with approximately 10cm on each jagged tooth.
  92.  
  93. IT'S --VOLDEMORT-- HE-WHO-SHALL-NOT-BE-NAMED.
  94.  
  95. TAKE NOTE CLASS D PERSONNEL SHOULD WEAR CARBON-FIBER CLOTHING WITH SPARE BLANKETS, PAIN RELIEF PILLS, AND SLEEPING PILLS WHEN ATTEMPTING TO ENTER SCP-1112.
  96.  
  97. When I read, I see words in all caps as a shout. I see bolded words as things with extra emphasis. When I see a lot of both, I jump back a couple inches. This one sent me flying across the room.
  98.  
  99. FAILURE TO COMPLY WITH THESE INSTRUCTIONS WILL RESULT IN IMMEDIATE TERMINATION FROM THE SCP FOUNDATION AND ALL OF ITS EXCESSES.
  100.  
  101. Fuck you, good sir. Fuck you.
  102.  
  103. BEGIN LOG
  104.  
  105. What kind of log is it? Audio? Video? Maple?
  106.  
  107. D-1308473: isn't that gonna make it go fucking berserk?!
  108.  
  109. Because we totally inform D-Class of everything about the SCP.
  110.  
  111. D-1308473: I swear to god if this [REDACTED] piece of shit sucks me down I'm gon-
  112.  
  113. I'm wondering what - the flying fuck - would need redacting here.
  114.  
  115. D-1308473 gets jolted, and screams.
  116.  
  117. Is this a drug reference?
  118.  
  119. SCP-1112 suddenly starts to [REDACTED]
  120.  
  121. This is a drug reference.
  122.  
  123. D-1308473: I'm getting the FUCK outta here!
  124.  
  125. Capitalizing swear words makes it sound stupid, not cool or realistic. The log is extremely static as it is.
  126.  
  127. D-1308473: its… dark, i swear there was a mirror here a minute ago.
  128.  
  129. This should really be in the description.
  130.  
  131. baby cries
  132.  
  133. wut.
  134.  
  135. You said earlier that only the people affected by SCP-1112 can hear random babies crying, and then only after a long period has passed since exposure.
  136.  
  137. SCP-1112-1 is slowly fading in and out of appearance.
  138.  
  139. Oh, there's a SCP-1112-1? THANKS FOR LETTING ME KNOW!
  140.  
  141. D-1308473: AHH HOLY F static IT'S COMIN static Screams of baby and D-1308473
  142.  
  143. This sounds eerily similar to the butt ghost.
  144.  
  145. All in all, this is pretty bad. The tone is way off, you upvoted your own article, the object class was wrong, and there was no grammar check at all. I'd suggest using the sandbox or pastebin in the future, and getting help in the IRC. The idea itself wasn't inherently bad, but the execution was.
  146. HIDE THE ANGER
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