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- GRiM has connected.
- Lampshade has connected.
- Shanto has connected.
- DM has connected.
- GRiM:
- there we go
- DM:
- wooh
- Darth GW7:
- yo
- DM:
- and now to never use this again
- Lampshade:
- I'm gonna change my token
- GRiM:
- i like maptools :
- Lampshade:
- Got a proper one now!
- GRiM:
- it's useful
- GRiM:
- right
- GRiM:
- now one very good idea i have is that we beat the shit out of Bjorn and take his stuff
- DM:
- no, lamp
- Lampshade:
- Dibs on scythe
- DM:
- ...
- GRiM:
- dibs on gold
- Shanto:
- Dibs on gold
- Shanto:
- FUCK
- GRiM:
- and rope
- Lampshade:
- lol
- DM:
- lamp, why'd you dc
- Darth GW7:
- Dibs on spellbook
- Lampshade:
- dunno
- Lampshade:
- weird
- Lampshade:
- I'll restart
- DM:
- We need to discuss the situation with Strep.
- Lampshade:
- So did Bjorn slip on a banana peel and break his neck?
- Lampshade:
- and die?
- Xannan Hawkflight:
- I say we kill Bjorn and loot his wealth!
- DM:
- ...what's your alignment, again?
- GRiM:
- chaotic good
- DM:
- ...
- DM:
- I'll keep a note of your lust for murder.
- Lampshade:
- But Bjorn is evil!
- Lampshade:
- It's the RIGHT thing to do
- DM:
- ...um.
- Lampshade:
- Oh wait, I'm not a paladin
- GRiM:
- yeah.... betrayal is justified
- Lampshade:
- Paladins run around and kill everything that is on the bottom of the aligment axis, right?
- DM:
- Paladins run around and kill everything that isn't them
- Lampshade:
- Wait
- Lampshade:
- Isn't that we do?
- Xannan Hawkflight:
- Courier, we are very interested in your deal, but may we have a moment to settle the division of payment... properly...
- Lampshade:
- I'm looking at his character sheet, and that dude is loaded
- DM:
- seriously, let's not kill off his character in case this is a one time incident. Let's just write him out temporarily.
- Lampshade:
- okay
- GRiM:
- ok
- Shanto:
- I know
- Shanto:
- Bjorn scares his
- Shanto:
- him*
- Shanto:
- So bad
- Shanto:
- He goes into a coma
- Shanto:
- Roll for it
- Shanto:
- !
- Darth GW7:
- Okay
- Darth GW7:
- what be goin down
- Bjorn Yngvar:
- You guys go on ahead. I'll catch up later after this ale
- Darth GW7:
- Where did cloud come from
- * Bjorn Yngvar crosses the tavern to the bar and nearly slips...
- DM:
- ...what is going on?
- Lampshade:
- ..nothing
- DM:
- ...oh
- DM:
- ...alright
- DM:
- ...carry on.
- * Bjorn Yngvar slips
- Lampshade:
- Does that mean he's unconscious?
- DM:
- prone
- Xannan Hawkflight:
- I think your best off taking a little rest before joining us Northman!
- Courier:
- How much has he had to drink?
- Ahwassa:
- Enough.
- Courier:
- Ah
- Xannan Hawkflight:
- lets not dally further
- Courier:
- Indeed. Glory awaits
- Xannan Hawkflight:
- and gold
- Ahwassa:
- Can't forget the gold
- Ehthos:
- Let us depart
- Darth GW7:
- We playing for real now?
- DM:
- I guess
- GRiM:
- yep
- DM:
- who's the artist?
- Lampshade:
- Apparently
- Darth GW7:
- I mean- not suggesting you WEREN'T playing for real beforehand
- GRiM:
- me
- Darth GW7:
- I mean that was some fine roleplaying
- DM:
- I don't know what's going on
- DM:
- I'm so confused
- Lampshade:
- We're having a dance
- GRiM:
- you knew last session
- DM:
- oh
- GRiM:
- you were leading us to an employer
- DM:
- yeah yeah
- Lampshade:
- Or is there more plot exposition at the inn?
- DM:
- apparently not
- DM:
- :(
- Lampshade:
- We're off the rails guys!
- GRiM:
- last week was 3 hours of plot exposition in the inn
- Lampshade:
- More like one, if even that...
- DM:
- Nah, 5 hours of character creation then an hour or so of exposition
- Lampshade:
- We're such a productive little group of people
- * DM rolls: 1d20 => 19
- Darth GW7:
- oh god
- DM:
- huh, alright
- Darth GW7:
- he's rolling
- Lampshade:
- That can't be good
- Darth GW7:
- Why is there a random black guy in the tavern
- Lampshade:
- No more drawing?
- DM:
- Leading you out of the Tavern, into the crowded, smoke-choked streets of Sigil, the Courier flashes a smile at a nearby orphan boy.
- Courier:
- Tell your boss I have new employees for him.
- DM:
- The orphan kid looks up, nods, and runs off through the crowds, and into the alleys at the other side of the street.
- Darth GW7:
- YOU THERE BOY
- Darth GW7:
- WHAT'S TODAY
- DM:
- ...
- GRiM:
- ...
- Lampshade:
- ..
- Darth GW7:
- ...
- DM:
- dammit lamp
- Lampshade:
- I wanted to be a part of the group
- Lampshade:
- But I failed
- DM:
- alright
- DM:
- The Courier beckons, with a wave of his hand, and follows the path the orphan took, into the dark, twisting alleys that criss-cross Sigil.
- DM:
- Anyone?
- Darth GW7:
- Quoi?
- Ehthos:
- I'm guessing we should follow them
- Ehthos:
- Introduce ourselfs to this "boss"
- Ahwassa:
- Right behind you
- Xannan Hawkflight:
- following
- Z'ar Kor:
- Just as long as this isn't an elaborate mugging attempt, I suppose.
- Ehthos:
- Okay, I'll go in first
- Ahwassa:
- I'd feel sorry for the miggers then
- Ahwassa:
- muggers*
- Darth GW7:
- LOL
- Darth GW7:
- miggers
- Lampshade:
- I know
- DM:
- Miggers, is that some kind of weird racism?
- Lampshade:
- that came out wrong
- Darth GW7:
- Is it like wiggers but for... mauve people?
- Lampshade:
- Yeah
- Shanto:
- God damn miggers
- Shanto:
- took our jebs
- Darth GW7:
- DEY TUK ARE JERBS
- Lampshade:
- * Ehthos follows the courier
- DM:
- Almost as soon as you step into the alleys, the noise that permeated the street seems to vanish. Here there is only the quiet murmur of far-away crowds, the occasional rustle of those hiding in the shadows, and the footsteps of your guide.
- Ahwassa:
- Well this looks like a pleasant place to be
- Ehthos:
- Heh, quite, kinda creepy as well
- Xannan Hawkflight:
- eyes around us people....
- Courier:
- Stick close and you'll be safe
- DM:
- We don't actually have to represent the movement, y'know. On the map
- Z'ar Kor:
- I doubt any sane person would try to take us on...
- Lampshade:
- I thought you were moving the guy?
- GRiM:
- i like to
- Courier:
- You'd be surprised by the number of madmen in Sigil.
- Ehthos:
- Well, what sane person dwells in allyways?
- Xannan Hawkflight:
- I've spent many an eve in an alley
- Xannan Hawkflight:
- however that was when i was drunk
- Ehthos:
- I don't need to know about any nights you've spent in them thanks
- Ahwassa:
- You seem to have such an interesting life Xannan
- Ehthos:
- Not the mental image I am wishing for
- Z'ar Kor:
- Let's never speak of this again.
- Xannan Hawkflight:
- good, it's best not to elaborate
- DM:
- After a minute or two of walking, you hear the light sound of running feet.
- Ehthos:
- Do you guys hear that?
- Xannan Hawkflight:
- Who's that?
- DM:
- From around the corner, the orphan boy appears again, and walks up to the courier.
- * Xannan Hawkflight recoils lightly in discomfort
- Ehthos:
- Oh, just the boy
- Z'ar Kor:
- I'm not sure I approve of you using small children for servants.
- DM:
- They exchange a few words in a language you don't understand - it is a harsh, unnatural language, unsuited for the human tongue.
- Xannan Hawkflight:
- I dont like children...
- Ahwassa:
- I'm sure they don't care
- Xannan Hawkflight:
- especially sneaky ones
- Ehthos:
- I wouldn't assume you liked much thing apart from ale and women Xannan
- Courier:
- They are our 'rats.' They work for us, we pay them fairly. And it is none of your business, dragonborn.
- * Z'ar Kor snorts.
- DM whispers: rats
- Lampshade:
- What was the emote command again?
- * Xannan Hawkflight glares at ehtnos
- DM:
- erm
- You whisper to DM: Rats?
- DM whispers: Rats!
- Shanto:
- slash me
- Lampshade:
- ty
- Shanto:
- forwardslash
- You whisper to DM: I don't like rats...
- * Courier gives the boy a handful of coins, and is handed a scroll.
- Z'ar Kor:
- Oh, I'm sure that their childhood is perfectly fair, they do some work, they get some money back, all very lucrative, everyone happy.
- Ahwassa:
- I'm guessing we won't be actually meeting our employer
- Xannan Hawkflight:
- seems to be
- Z'ar Kor:
- But what about when they grow up, and are ready for more dangerous tasks?
- Shanto:
- Did we learn Z'ars name?
- Courier:
- You'll be meeting an agent.
- GRiM:
- no
- Shanto:
- Kay
- Xannan Hawkflight:
- agent?
- Courier:
- My employer rarely leaves his hiding place, but he has rats everywhere. It is others who do his dirty-work for him.
- Ehthos:
- I wouldn't keep proding at this Dragonborn, I don't think we should be getting into trouble with our "employer"
- Xannan Hawkflight:
- *to himself* #sigh# the things i do for gold...
- * Z'ar Kor snorts again and his nostrils seem to flare.
- Ahwassa:
- What's on the scroll?
- Xannan Hawkflight:
- share your work for us!
- Xannan Hawkflight:
- i tire of these games!
- Courier:
- An invitation. From the agent.
- Ehthos:
- I enjoy a good workout, where to next?
- Ahwassa:
- So let's go meet him then
- Courier:
- Just a few more streets. If you are still so certain? I must warn you, all contracts are unbreakable. All deals you make are definite.
- Courier:
- Are you still so sure?
- Xannan Hawkflight:
- yes
- Ehthos:
- I'm sure we can handle the work
- Ahwassa:
- Just lead us to the agent
- Courier:
- Very well then.
- DM:
- He turns, puts the scroll in his pockets, and leads onwards. The air is thick with dust, and the alleys are getting tighter, and bleaker.
- * Ahwassa coughs
- Ahwassa:
- Damn dust
- GRiM:
- brb
- DM:
- alright grim
- * Z'ar Kor follows silently, seemingly agitated, but at least seems willing to continue with the business.
- GRiM:
- back
- Ahwassa:
- Exactly how are the contracts unbreakable?
- Ahwassa:
- Some kind of spell, or will you just send people to kill us if we don't do it?
- Ehthos:
- I assume the latter
- Courier:
- I am not at liberty to say.
- Xannan Hawkflight:
- I always find assuming the worst is the best course of action
- Courier:
- We are nearly there, however.
- Ehthos:
- Well, we'll find out pretty soon
- DM:
- This is a good time to introduce Spot checks
- GRiM:
- ok
- Lampshade:
- Ooh, I know them
- DM:
- There are several types of checks for finding things - Spot, Search, and Listen
- DM:
- Listen is fairly obvious, yes?
- Lampshade:
- Kinda
- Shanto:
- We get bonuses to them
- Shanto:
- As well?
- Shanto:
- From racials etc
- GRiM:
- yeah
- DM:
- They're skills, so perhaps
- GRiM:
- i have a high listen skill i think
- GRiM:
- yep
- DM:
- Spot is a passive check, that tells you how much you see in a current area, or how well you can identify invisible things. Search is more active - it is the activity of trying to find traps, odd markings, whatever.
- DM:
- Generally, make a spot check when you enter a new area (each room in a dungeon, say), and a search check when actively looking for something
- GRiM:
- can i make a spot check for the alleys here?
- DM:
- you all can
- GRiM:
- how is it calculated?
- Shanto:
- Okay well, I have a higher level I think
- Shanto:
- Cause I'm half elf
- DM:
- And Lamp, since his character has high Wisdom
- Lampshade:
- Yeh
- Lampshade:
- Was just checking
- * Darth GW7 rolls: d20-1 => 7 - 1 = 6
- Darth GW7:
- welp
- * Lampshade rolls: d20 => 10
- Lampshade:
- 13
- DM:
- okay
- * GRiM rolls: d20 -1 => 8 - 1 = 7
- DM whispers: You see nothing unusual.
- Lampshade:
- You guys are blind as bats
- Shanto:
- I forget the additional chance I get
- Darth GW7:
- shut the fuck up
- DM:
- oh?
- Darth GW7:
- I'm distracted
- Lampshade:
- haha
- Darth GW7:
- Because I'm so annoyed
- DM:
- annoying, surely
- Lampshade:
- hehe
- Shanto:
- One sec
- Shanto:
- Till I find the thing
- Shanto:
- lol
- * DM rolls: d20 + 5 => 19 + 5 = 24
- Lampshade:
- Nice
- DM:
- that's... good to know.
- Shanto:
- Yeah it's a plus 1
- * Shanto rolls: d20 + 1 => 1 + 1 = 2
- Shanto:
- LOL
- DM:
- ...
- Lampshade:
- But your skill mod is only +3
- Darth GW7:
- critical faaaaailuuuuure
- * Darth GW7 sings
- Shanto:
- Man
- Lampshade:
- heh
- Shanto:
- I want new dice
- DM:
- Shanto is now blind. You poked your eyes out with your quarterstaff.
- Shanto:
- These are shit
- Lampshade:
- Haha
- Shanto:
- Blind monk
- GRiM:
- lol quoting the pax game crit miss song'?
- Shanto:
- Kay
- Shanto:
- I am now lee sin
- Lampshade:
- We need a link to that
- Darth GW7:
- www.wizards.com/dnd/article.aspx?x=dnd/4news/paxgame
- Shanto:
- So you can critical fail spot checks?
- Shanto:
- And blind yourself
- Shanto:
- I don't think
- Shanto:
- I'm gonna roll
- Shanto:
- Ever again
- DM:
- You won't always blind yourself
- GRiM:
- dm, may i do a listen check to see if i can hear anything coming?
- DM:
- that was a joke
- DM:
- sure
- Shanto:
- Nah I know
- DM:
- you can all listen
- Lampshade:
- I mean a video of just the failure
- * GRiM rolls: d20 + 3 => 2 + 3 = 5
- * Darth GW7 rolls: d20-1 => 13 - 1 = 12
- Shanto:
- Right I'm gonna do a listen check!
- GRiM:
- shit
- * Shanto rolls: d20 + 1 => 13 + 1 = 14
- * Lampshade rolls: d20+3 => 11 + 3 = 14
- Shanto:
- Hightened sense of hearing!
- Shanto:
- From being blind
- GRiM:
- lol
- * DM rolls: d20 + 4 => 18 + 4 = 22
- DM:
- that's also good to know
- Darth GW7:
- God fucking damnit hjort
- Darth GW7:
- I want your dice
- DM:
- Alright, the alley seems like the others before it, just a bit dustier.
- GRiM:
- how long is shanto blind for?
- DM:
- He's not blind
- Shanto:
- Forever =
- Darth GW7:
- forever
- Shanto:
- It's cool lampshade cured me
- Courier:
- Ignore the dust, we are almost there.
- Shanto:
- So what does
- Shanto:
- Can I do gather info from him?
- Shanto:
- Like the boss
- Shanto:
- When we meet him
- DM:
- yeah, I think
- Lampshade:
- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IS6NUAHmJEM&feature=related
- Lampshade:
- There we go
- Shanto:
- I swear if I critical fail and tell him I shit myself in the tavern I'll never roll again
- Lampshade:
- But you didn't
- Lampshade:
- You almost did though
- DM:
- no, you can't gather info.
- Shanto:
- np
- DM:
- totally different check
- Shanto:
- Anyway lets continue
- DM:
- You turn another corner, and enter a small courtyard where several alleys meet.
- Courier:
- Here we are.
- Ehthos:
- Seems like a lovely place
- Xannan Hawkflight:
- finally
- Lampshade:
- Spot check!
- DM:
- Sure
- * Lampshade rolls: d20+3 => 6 + 3 = 9
- * Darth GW7 rolls: d20-1 => 9 - 1 = 8
- Darth GW7:
- god fucking damnit
- * Shanto rolls: d20 + 1 => 10 + 1 = 11
- Lampshade:
- The dice are trying to kill us
- * GRiM rolls: d20 -1 => 16 - 1 = 15
- DM:
- shanto its +3 for you
- Ehthos:
- Oh
- * DM rolls: d20 + 5 => 5 + 5 = 10
- Shanto:
- Oh
- Shanto:
- so 13 for me
- * DM rolls: d20 + 5 => 4 + 5 = 9
- DM:
- ah well
- DM:
- was fun while it lasted
- Darth GW7:
- rocks fall, everyone dies
- DM:
- From two alleys running parallel to yours, two large, fourlegged creatures come padding along. They are covered in a thick, spiny armour, and one has an open mouth, from which a huge, razor-covered tongue protrudes.
- Lampshade:
- Do those things fall under planar knowledge?
- Xannan Hawkflight:
- look over there..
- DM:
- yes
- Lampshade:
- I'll roll then
- Xannan Hawkflight:
- anyone know what those things are?
- * Lampshade rolls: d20 => 1
- Lampshade:
- ...
- Darth GW7:
- LOL
- Ehthos:
- Er, that looks a bit dangerous
- DM:
- ...
- DM:
- anyone else want a shot?
- Shanto:
- Don't think I have planar knowledge
- Ahwassa:
- Whatever they are, they don't look too friendly
- Darth GW7:
- Which knowledge is it
- DM:
- is anyone else able?
- Darth GW7:
- Oh wait doesn't really matter
- Darth GW7:
- wait what
- Shanto:
- Do you have
- Shanto:
- Planar knowledge?
- Darth GW7:
- Probably not
- DM:
- only lamp does
- Lampshade:
- Well I did have +3
- Xannan Hawkflight:
- we should ready our arms ... something is not right here
- Lampshade:
- but that doesn't matter
- Darth GW7:
- welp gg guys
- Darth GW7:
- we're doomed
- * DM rolls: d20 + 8 => 17 + 8 = 25
- Ahwassa:
- Xannan, you said you can handle yourself right?
- Darth GW7:
- GOD DAMNIT HJORT
- Darth GW7:
- PUT AWAY YOUR LOADED DICE
- Xannan Hawkflight:
- yeah, usually from further away than this...
- DM:
- From the shadows at the fat end of the courtyard, a voice booms in the samge tongue as before.
- Ehthos:
- Maybe it's a scare tactic?
- DM:
- The courier replies calmly. The conversation drags on for a few minutes.
- Lampshade:
- That languange wouldn't happen to be celestial?
- Xannan Hawkflight:
- or we're dinner
- DM:
- Nope
- Lampshade:
- Damn
- DM:
- Lamp, do they look angelic to you?
- * Z'ar Kor puts his hand on his sword. He has no idea what these things are and wants to be ready to fight if necessary.
- Lampshade:
- They could be in disguise...
- Shanto:
- What about Terran!
- Shanto:
- ¬_¬
- DM:
- no
- Shanto:
- Damn
- * Xannan Hawkflight takes his bow from behind his back
- DM:
- One of the creatures comes up and sniffs the air near you.
- * Ehthos readies his quarterstaff
- * Xannan Hawkflight readies himself for what seems to be a violent situation
- Xannan Hawkflight:
- Gah!
- * Xannan Hawkflight shuffles away from the beast
- Ahwassa:
- Courier, I hope you know the first thing I'm going to kill is you if things get violent
- Darth GW7:
- Does it seem aggressive?
- DM:
- Sense motive, I guess?
- DM:
- no
- Darth GW7:
- another wisdom check? sigh
- DM:
- not in this case
- * Lampshade rolls: d20+3 => 8 + 3 = 11
- DM:
- No, they're not aggressive.
- Xannan Hawkflight:
- Down boy!
- Darth GW7:
- kay
- Lampshade:
- I guess that fails
- Darth GW7:
- Looks like I should have taken handle animal
- GRiM:
- can i handle animal
- GRiM:
- ?
- GRiM:
- on the south one
- Darth GW7:
- eeew
- Darth GW7:
- grim
- Darth GW7:
- no yiffing
- GRiM:
- as in ... keeping it away from our rations...
- GRiM:
- and hands...
- Shanto:
- If it eats my rations I'm going postal
- Lampshade:
- Yeah, rations are what I'm worried about right now
- * GRiM rolls: d20 +5 => 13 + 5 = 18
- DM:
- and...?
- GRiM:
- that good or bad?
- DM:
- what do you do?
- Shanto:
- Handle animal
- Darth GW7:
- Well what exactly do you do with it
- Darth GW7:
- :v
- Xannan Hawkflight:
- manouvers the beast closest to him to move away
- Lampshade:
- You know, I don't think these are animals...
- GRiM:
- woops
- DM:
- yeahno
- DM:
- Lamp's in the right here
- * Xannan Hawkflight manouvers the beast away
- Xannan Hawkflight:
- thats better
- DM:
- Nooope.
- Courier:
- It is your lucky day, adventurers. The agent will see you now.
- GRiM:
- then what does it do?
- DM:
- handles animals
- DM:
- not extraplanar monstrosities
- GRiM:
- it's not an animal... couldve said a min ago
- DM:
- I did
- Ehthos:
- Okay, lets get out of here
- Ehthos:
- And meet this guy
- Xannan Hawkflight:
- yes
- Xannan Hawkflight:
- sharpish
- DM:
- Wait what
- Ehthos:
- Or woman, I'm not sexist
- * Darth GW7 keeps a close eye on the beast closest to him, in case it gets nasty.
- Courier:
- Wait, where are you going? He's right here.
- Ahwassa:
- Monk's losing his nerve
- Xannan Hawkflight:
- you mean he's in the room now?
- Darth GW7:
- We're in a courtyard not a room
- Lampshade:
- I'm guessing it's the green dragon thingy
- DM:
- yeah
- Darth GW7:
- Looks more like a gargoyle to me
- Darth GW7:
- Or a demon
- Ahwassa:
- You the agent?
- * Xannan Hawkflight introduces himself graciously
- DM:
- From the shadows, a tall, greenskinned creature walks into view. It has the head of a vaguely canine creature, and two huge wings.
- Xannan Hawkflight:
- Hello
- Xannan Hawkflight:
- I'm Xannan
- Xannan Hawkflight:
- how may we aid you
- GRiM:
- can i do a diplomacy check?
- DM:
- sure
- * GRiM rolls: d20 +2 => 16 + 2 = 18
- Darth GW7:
- Nice.
- * Lampshade rolls: d20+3 => 10 + 3 = 13
- Lampshade:
- planar knowledge check
- Ahwassa:
- I hear there's a job that needs doing
- Shanto:
- Can I do a sense motive?
- DM:
- hang on a sec
- Shanto:
- np
- Lampshade:
- I feel like yelling across the courtyard "Hey dragonboy, this your cousin?"
- Lampshade:
- But that would be rude
- Darth GW7:
- try it
- Darth GW7:
- see how far you get
- DM:
- and fatal
- Shanto:
- brb a sec grabbing dinner
- DM:
- k
- Xannan Hawkflight:
- Hey dragonboy! This your cousin?
- Darth GW7:
- the demon bites your head off
- Ahwassa:
- And this started so well...
- Z'ar Kor:
- Smooth talker.
- * Creature bites his head off
- * Xannan Hawkflight smirks and hopes the creature finds it in jest
- Lampshade:
- I thought you rolled a GOOD diplomacy check
- DM:
- what did you say for the Diplomacy check, anyhow?
- GRiM:
- i said hello etc
- GRiM:
- we came for work
- GRiM:
- something like that
- GRiM:
- i said it before the actual check i think
- Creature:
- Is this a joke, little creature, or do you seek your end before even finding the battlefields?
- Ahwassa:
- Don't listen to him
- Shanto:
- Back
- Xannan Hawkflight:
- only jesting sir... I mean no offense
- DM:
- It hefts its axe with two arms, though the other two stay by its side.
- Lampshade:
- How many arms does it have?
- DM:
- Four
- Shanto:
- I wish we had Bjorn to intimidate *sadface*
- Lampshade:
- Yeah, that would work SO well
- * Xannan Hawkflight backs away 5 feet
- Darth GW7:
- Big scary demon with four arms and a huge axe
- Darth GW7:
- very likely imtimidation target
- Xannan Hawkflight:
- Sir? Master? erm... I apologise... I am interested in your contract...
- Shanto:
- Anything is possible with Bjorn
- Darth GW7:
- "Master"
- DM:
- I miss Bjorn.
- Darth GW7:
- lick boots more
- * Darth GW7 makes cock-sucking gesture
- DM:
- It's not wearing boots.
- DM:
- :|
- Lampshade:
- Even better
- Ahwassa:
- Tell us about the job
- Darth GW7:
- actually looking at it... I don't think he has a big enough mouth
- Xannan Hawkflight:
- if you would kindly ., sir...
- Creature:
- You come to me as mercenaries, yes?
- Xannan Hawkflight:
- yes
- Ehthos:
- I agree, the quicker we learn of our task the quicker we can leave your.... er nice dusty courtyard
- Creature:
- Good. The Blood War always needs more warriors. You will be working for a Yugoloth with great influence, indirectly at first.
- Lampshade:
- Fiendish creatures are evil, right?
- DM:
- Yes
- Ahwassa:
- Who are we killing?
- DM:
- Generally, though there are exceptions
- Creature:
- The details of your mission are mostly secret, until you agree to the terms.
- Xannan Hawkflight:
- Those terms being?
- * Ehthos whispers to his group
- DM:
- heh
- Ehthos:
- Guys, I'm pretty sure that if we don't agree, these large things will eat us
- DM:
- I get to make a listen check now
- GRiM:
- ok
- DM:
- This thing's apparently really good at listening.
- * DM rolls: d20 => 13
- DM:
- Okay.
- Shanto:
- Do I roll for how quite I speak
- Lampshade:
- Did he hear?
- DM:
- Yes
- Darth GW7:
- hohoho
- DM:
- To Lamp
- Lampshade:
- goodie
- Creature:
- Jests are not becoming of you, in such high company. You will learn to hold your tongue. That is the first term.
- Xannan Hawkflight:
- Quiet Ehthos!
- Xannan Hawkflight:
- please continue sir..
- Creature:
- Your missions must be completed quickly, and efficiently. With minimal losses. You will obey the orders of your superiors, without question.
- Creature:
- Know this - for now, you are nothing. Too many die in the Wars for me to care for your names. Make a name for yourselves, however, and you will be rewarded.
- Creature:
- This is not safe work, but it is good paying work.
- Ahwassa:
- So, we taking this job guys?
- Xannan Hawkflight:
- I like the sound of that
- Xannan Hawkflight:
- the paying part anyway
- Xannan Hawkflight:
- but i'll agree to those terms
- Ahwassa:
- Same, I agree
- Z'ar Kor:
- May we know who we are fighting for? Our employer?
- Creature:
- The direct employer may change. My employer, for whome you will also be working with, will only reveal himself to you if he deems it appropriate.
- Creature:
- What say you, Bahamut born?
- Creature:
- And you, half-elf?
- Ehthos:
- I join them
- Z'ar Kor:
- Very well. I accept.
- * Fiend nods
- Xannan Hawkflight:
- is there a contract to sign?
- Fiend:
- Let me draft up your contracts.
- Lampshade:
- You're like a mind reader or something
- GRiM:
- hells yeah
- GRiM:
- natural DM brain XD
- * Fiend Clicks his finger, and four pieces of paper appear in the air in front of him. He hands you each a quill.
- Fiend:
- Sign here, here, and here. This is a binding document.
- * Xannan Hawkflight takes the quill and signs 3 times
- Fiend:
- Breaking these terms will lead to some unfortunate consequences.
- Lampshade:
- Spot check on document?
- Darth GW7:
- READ THE FINE PRINT
- Lampshade:
- in case of fine print
- Darth GW7:
- too late I guess xan
- Darth GW7:
- lmao
- DM:
- Spot?
- Lampshade:
- Xan sold his soul
- Xannan Hawkflight:
- done
- * Z'ar Kor reads the contract carefully
- DM:
- Decipher Script, maybe?
- Lampshade:
- I mean search
- DM:
- hang on
- Xannan Hawkflight:
- what say you, gang?
- Lampshade:
- maybe..
- Darth GW7:
- Decipher?
- Darth GW7:
- Is it in a different language?
- DM:
- yes
- Ahwassa:
- Unlike you, I read my contracts before signing
- Darth GW7:
- well shit
- Lampshade:
- I got +1 on decipher!
- Lampshade:
- so can I roll?
- Xannan Hawkflight:
- Unlike you, I'm not burdened by such thoughts
- Ehthos:
- I will sign as well
- Darth GW7:
- Depends on whether you have to have it trained first
- DM:
- It's trained, but I'll overlook it in this case.
- * Lampshade rolls: d20+1 => 8 + 1 = 9
- * Darth GW7 rolls: d20 => 10
- Lampshade:
- oh well
- DM:
- ...
- Darth GW7:
- fuck
- DM:
- nm
- * Ahwassa signs the contract.
- * Darth GW7 puts on his reading glasses and tries again for another roll
- * Darth GW7 rolls: d20 => 8
- Darth GW7:
- FUCK
- DM:
- what
- DM:
- how does
- DM:
- wha
- DM:
- how do you get worse?
- GRiM:
- lol
- GRiM:
- they arent his glasses
- Lampshade:
- * Darth GW7 rolls: d20+20 => 6 + 20 = 26
- Lampshade:
- So he put some random glasses on?
- DM:
- I don't think human glasses even fit his face
- Lampshade:
- A monocle?
- DM:
- And top hat
- DM:
- Gentleman dragon
- Lampshade:
- Heh, imagine a dragonborn gentleman thief
- DM:
- right
- Fiend:
- Do you sign, Dragonborn?
- * Z'ar Kor snorts, slightly wary about signing a contract when he has no idea what it says, but picks up the quill anyway
- Darth GW7:
- I wonder
- Darth GW7:
- if I sign a different name
- Darth GW7:
- Will the spell still work (if it is a spell)
- Lampshade:
- Do eet
- DM:
- give it a try
- DM:
- :D
- Lampshade:
- sounds ominous
- GRiM:
- creature should do a sense motive role tho for that right?
- DM:
- yes
- Lampshade:
- Would that be forgery check?
- * Z'ar Kor thinks for a second, and puts the quill to the paper
- Shanto:
- Doesn't know his name though
- * Z'ar Kor Without looking up or hesitating, he signs "d'nag qui"
- Xannan Hawkflight:
- *mouths to Ehthos "heh, lets watch what happens to dragon boy now "
- Lampshade:
- But you don't know what he is doing
- Darth GW7:
- someone has to try something different
- Darth GW7:
- also
- Darth GW7:
- You don't even know my real name
- Darth GW7:
- bitch
- Lampshade:
- Dragon boy is sufficient
- DM whispers: What do you want to roll?
- GRiM:
- but you make shifty looks
- You whisper to DM: What would be the thing to roll?
- GRiM:
- and took 10 mins to sign a document
- Ahwassa:
- Hurry up
- Darth GW7:
- I didn't take that long IC :|
- DM whispers: Forgery, maybe
- Xannan Hawkflight:
- Don't be so hard on the lizard, he probably cant read
- DM:
- Neither could you.
- GRiM:
- he doesnt know that XD
- GRiM:
- ooh
- Ahwassa:
- I don't recall you reading the contract either
- GRiM:
- bluff check
- * GRiM rolls: d20 +6 => 9 + 6 = 15
- Darth GW7:
- Probably bluff rather than forgery
- GRiM:
- success?
- Darth GW7:
- Since I'm not impersonating anyone
- DM:
- okay
- Darth GW7:
- They're both the same anyway
- Darth GW7:
- +0
- GRiM:
- bluff check for me blagging about reading it
- * Darth GW7 rolls: d20 => 1
- Darth GW7:
- ........
- Lampshade:
- Ouch
- DM:
- Well
- DM:
- Do I even need to roll?
- * Darth GW7 throws the dice out of the window
- Lampshade:
- So, what are you going to reroll as?
- Xannan Hawkflight:
- *bluffing took me seconds to read it...
- Darth GW7:
- Do I rip the paper or something as I write
- Fiend:
- What are you doing with that quill, Dragonborn?
- Fiend:
- You aren't even trying to hide your suspicious activity.
- * Z'ar Kor snorts a slight laugh
- Z'ar Kor:
- "Suspicious?"
- DM:
- You mumble your thought process to yourself
- DM:
- No, you sign with three different names.
- Shanto:
- LOL
- Shanto:
- This dragon is the smartest
- GRiM:
- hah
- DM:
- Z'ar Kor, Zark Or, Zar K'or. Three different permutations of the same name.
- Z'ar Kor:
- Us who are gathering in a dark courtyard to sign a contract with a, no offense intended, rather large, armed, individual?
- Z'ar Kor:
- Us, look suspicious?
- Darth GW7:
- WAIT
- Darth GW7:
- I try a sleight of hand check
- Ahwassa:
- You were as subtle as an elephant robbing a general store
- Darth GW7:
- To shove the pieces of paper together before he can get a good look at each one
- Shanto:
- To steal the document??
- DM:
- Sleight of hand is trained
- Darth GW7:
- damn
- Darth GW7:
- Well
- Darth GW7:
- Can I try to shove them together anyway
- DM:
- and an armor penalty
- Darth GW7:
- That way he only sees the top one
- DM:
- ...
- Darth GW7:
- I'm trying to make up for a very serious critical fail here ;-;
- DM:
- How can you, you crit failed.
- Lampshade:
- You're the comical relief of our party now
- Shanto:
- Some people gonna die
- Fiend:
- Would your god be as quick to belittle an oath, dragonborn?
- GRiM:
- if shit goes down,. I'm rolling a hide check,,,
- Shanto:
- Idd
- Shanto:
- Jump then hide
- GRiM:
- yep
- * Z'ar Kor rubs his holy symbol, disconcerted.
- Z'ar Kor:
- I... Must have accidentally signed my friend's name. My apologies, I was distracted.
- Shanto:
- I get a +7 on my hide so shit's fine
- GRiM:
- skyrim OST + playing D&D = awesome
- Z'ar Kor:
- ...Three of my friends' names...
- Fiend:
- Which are almost identical.
- * Fiend coughs
- * Xannan Hawkflight chortles
- Z'ar Kor:
- .......they're triplets.
- Ahwassa:
- I apologise for the dragonboy. He's an idiot
- * Xannan Hawkflight bursts out laughing
- Courier:
- He has seemed rather simple, so far, yes.
- Xannan Hawkflight:
- oh dear... he'll have me in tears by our task's end
- Darth GW7:
- Don't worry guys, I'm sure this could have no serious repercussions whatsoever!
- Lampshade:
- Yeah
- DM:
- heh
- Lampshade:
- We can't fail this soon!
- Darth GW7:
- Just... pissing off a demon guy
- GRiM:
- who is paying us
- Darth GW7:
- A very large demon guy
- Lampshade:
- So what are you going to reroll as?
- GRiM:
- lol
- Darth GW7:
- A very large and/or powerful demon guy
- DM:
- and currently restraining himself from murdering you all.
- Darth GW7:
- I'm sure there will be absolutely no long-term consequences
- Darth GW7:
- none whatsoever
- Lampshade:
- I do a diplomacy check!
- Darth GW7:
- save me lamp
- * Lampshade rolls: d20+5 => 13 + 5 = 18
- Lampshade:
- aww yeah
- Darth GW7:
- E>
- DM:
- What do you say?
- Lampshade:
- hmm
- Ahwassa:
- Just let him sign the contract and we'll be on our way to get slaughtered, all right?
- * Fiend sniffs
- GRiM:
- so whats the range we have to roll in to pass a skill check?
- Fiend:
- For a child of Kord, you make a good point
- DM:
- It depends on the situation
- Lampshade:
- Saved your ass there
- Darth GW7:
- You've done me a great service young man, I won't forget it
- DM:
- The Fiend was Indifferent to you, he's now Friendly with Grim and Lamp. Sorta. It's complicated.
- GRiM:
- ok
- Darth GW7:
- And... me...?
- DM:
- Indifferent
- Lampshade:
- So.... you're making it all up as we go?
- DM:
- Vaguely Amused
- DM:
- What? No. There are rules for this stuff
- Darth GW7:
- I refuse to become this party's comic relief
- Darth GW7:
- D:
- Lampshade:
- Suuure
- GRiM:
- lol
- Lampshade:
- Better roll some damn crits then
- Darth GW7:
- I'll make it up to you guys when we get into combat
- DM:
- seriously, they're in the PH
- Darth GW7:
- You'll see
- Lampshade:
- oh
- DM:
- what now Darth?
- Lampshade:
- Try to sign with the wrong name again!
- Lampshade:
- That'll be a blast
- Shanto:
- We won't all be killed
- GRiM:
- yeah i wanna see a dragonborn explode
- Lampshade:
- Just him
- Shanto:
- By unknown things
- Lampshade:
- The fiend thing likes me, don't you remember?
- GRiM:
- and me
- DM:
- he's friendly. It's a technical term/
- Lampshade:
- oh
- Lampshade:
- well
- DM:
- It means he'll help. It doesn't mean he likes you
- Lampshade:
- Don't do it then
- DM:
- It's a purely business relationship.
- Darth GW7:
- shall I just sign this contract then
- Ehthos:
- Dragonborn, sign the papers for the love of....
- Xannan Hawkflight:
- just sign the damn contract Dragon, we arent all bless with long life
- Lampshade:
- YES
- Darth GW7:
- I WAS WAITING FOR YOU GUYS
- Darth GW7:
- you were talking
- Lampshade:
- We were talking while waiting for you
- Shanto:
- Make your own decisions like a man
- * Z'ar Kor takes the quill again and, hesitantly, signs his real name this time.
- Shanto:
- Fuck the group
- * Fiend takes back the contract, and examines it.
- Xannan Hawkflight:
- good lizard
- Ehthos:
- Finally
- Fiend:
- Yes, the same name. Does anyone know if this IS his name?
- Lampshade:
- Pat him in the head
- DM:
- in?
- Xannan Hawkflight:
- no
- * Z'ar Kor turns to Xan
- Ahwassa:
- Not really
- Ehthos:
- Er, actually no
- Z'ar Kor:
- If you want to remain on friendly terms, I would suggest not calling me a lizard again.
- Fiend:
- Well that's just fucking fine and dandy.
- * Xannan Hawkflight laughs
- Z'ar Kor:
- If you must know, my full name is Z'ar Achiusk Korshim, but that wouldn't fit on the page.
- You have disconnected.
- Derek:
- What happen
- GRiM has connected.
- Shanto has connected.
- DM has connected.
- Lampshade has connected.
- Darth GW7:
- kay
- DM:
- Everyone back?
- Lampshade:
- Yeh
- GRiM:
- bluescreens... the critical miss on the D20 of pc ownership
- Z'ar Kor:
- If you must know, my full name is Z'ar Achiusk Korshim, but that wouldn't fit on the line.
- Lampshade:
- I'm surprised darth didn't crash then
- GRiM:
- lol
- Darth GW7:
- shut up you critical failed too
- Ahwassa:
- If he signs with the wrong name again, I'm sure tracking him down would be easy
- Ahwassa:
- You saw him trying to be shifty
- Xannan Hawkflight:
- use a bloody short name then Z'ar Achi-... Achoo-... Ach... thing
- DM:
- Bless you
- Darth GW7:
- Don't say that with demons around...
- Ehthos:
- So, what now. Do you give us a location and we travel there to find some shady character?
- Fiend:
- There are multiple contracts available.
- Fiend:
- I'll be lenient for now.
- Lampshade:
- Ooh, a multiple choice question
- Lampshade:
- I'm good at these
- Darth GW7:
- branching point for our career guys
- Darth GW7:
- don't fuck this up
- GRiM:
- it's always B
- Lampshade:
- It's A
- Ehthos:
- I don't mean to be rash, but could we hear the choices?
- Z'ar Kor:
- That would probably be a good idea.
- Fiend:
- One with the Baatezu, who need someone to claim some, uh, ground on Acheron. And one with the Tana'ri, who want to set up a forward base in the Grey Wastes.
- Lampshade:
- Planary check!
- DM:
- shoor
- * Lampshade rolls: d20+3 => 19 + 3 = 22
- Lampshade:
- finally I know something!
- DM:
- what was that trying to identify?
- Lampshade:
- the places
- DM:
- alright
- Lampshade:
- does it have to be only one
- DM:
- Acheron is the Lawful Evil/Neutral plane, the Grey Waste is the Neutral Evil plane. I'll do a more detailed write-up in a second.
- Darth GW7:
- Did someone say lawful evil?
- DM:
- Lawful Evil/Neutral
- Darth GW7:
- I think someone said Lawful Evil.
- Z'ar Kor:
- Acheron... Does that not border the nine hells?
- DM:
- Yes
- Darth GW7:
- That was deliberately IC
- DM:
- I know, but the check was good enough to know it
- Ahwassa:
- So what's the third option?
- Xannan Hawkflight:
- 9 hells , yes i'd like to hear the third option too...
- Shanto:
- Was there a third?
- DM:
- Acheron is also known as The Infernal Battlefield - its top layer consists of an almost infinite expanse of huge planet-sized shapes, constantly colliding and moving though space.
- Fiend:
- Third?
- Darth GW7:
- THERE'S ALWAYS A THIRD OPTION!
- Fiend:
- We ARE the third option.
- Lampshade:
- didn't he say three?
- Shanto:
- He said multipul
- Lampshade:
- oh
- Lampshade:
- damn
- Darth GW7:
- Multiple = More than one
- Darth GW7:
- Two = More than one
- Lampshade:
- As I have said before
- Lampshade:
- I'm blind
- Shanto:
- Does he mean we
- Shanto:
- as in
- Shanto:
- fight them
- Shanto:
- Or we as in actually them
- Shanto:
- Or do I need to do a sarcasm check
- Lampshade:
- I guess he means mercenaries in general
- Xannan Hawkflight:
- lol
- Darth GW7:
- nice IC
- GRiM:
- damn
- GRiM:
- it
- Shanto:
- Anyway
- Shanto:
- Lets get the show rolling
- DM:
- The Grey Wastes of Hades are the bleak, dull expanse at the bottom of the Great Wheel. Its top layer is an infinite expanse of rolling planes without colour or purpose.
- GRiM:
- pasta + D&D = lack of OCC observation :
- DM:
- It is directly between the Abyss and the Nine Hells, and acts as one of the major battlegrounds between the Baatezu and Tana'ri
- Fiend:
- There is a third option, actually.
- Z'ar Kor:
- If we go to Acheron, who or what will we be fighting?
- Ahwassa:
- Elaborate
- DM:
- Goblins, Orcs, Demons
- DM:
- Duergar
- DM:
- :D
- Darth GW7:
- Demons...?
- Xannan Hawkflight:
- I think Archeron might be ok....
- You whisper to DM: I thought we were fighting demons :V
- Fiend:
- There is one Yugoloth who wishes to make peace with the inhabitants of Carceri. He needs emmisaries.
- You whisper to DM: I mean
- You whisper to DM: working for them
- Ehthos:
- Hm, I like the sound of that one
- Fiend:
- Acheron's inhabitants change. Always goblins and orcs and Dark Dwarves.
- Lampshade:
- Planar check again on Yugodude
- Fiend:
- But sometimes Baatezu and Tana'ri
- * Lampshade rolls: d20+3 => 19 + 3 = 22
- Lampshade:
- I'm being annoying to the DM, he has to write the background fluff for us
- Darth GW7:
- You kidding?
- DM:
- Yugoloths are the third most well known of fiends - the Neutral Evil to the Chaos of the demons/Tana'ri and the Order of the devils/Baatezu
- Darth GW7:
- This is what DMs thrive on
- DM:
- No, I thrive on murder
- Darth GW7:
- oh
- Darth GW7:
- ...oh dear
- DM:
- Yugoloths act as a middle ground in the Blood War, never staying on one side forever.
- Lampshade:
- I'm up for working for the Baatezu
- Xannan Hawkflight:
- I like the idea of the yugoloth conflict better
- DM:
- The guy you're talking with now is a Yugoloth. They and demons both lack a central command structure.
- DM:
- The devils... not so much.
- Lampshade:
- oh
- Lampshade:
- wait, I meant the other
- Lampshade:
- Tanari
- Lampshade:
- read it wrong
- Z'ar Kor:
- I agree, I think helping at Carceri would be a good start.
- Ahwassa:
- I'd rather go with the Tana'ri
- Ahwassa:
- But I won't go alone
- Ehthos:
- I would like to help make peace
- Xannan Hawkflight:
- as would i
- Ahwassa:
- Guess I'll stick with you guys then
- DM:
- Just a quick metagame note, btw
- DM:
- Carceri will be more RP-focussed, and less combat. The other two will be the opposite
- Shanto:
- Prepare our anuses?
- Shanto:
- Oh
- Shanto:
- That's fine
- Lampshade:
- So what you guys want?
- GRiM:
- i want combat + RP
- Darth GW7:
- Indeed
- DM:
- Oh, there can be combat too. Just not as much
- Darth GW7:
- I'd like RP
- Lampshade:
- Well I haven't tried combat yet
- Lampshade:
- But RP is fun too
- GRiM:
- well if it starts with some combat i'd be more towards it
- GRiM:
- been so long without so much as throwing that ale against the wall
- Lampshade:
- So we take the Yugodudes?
- GRiM:
- my bow finger is getting twitchy
- Shanto:
- I'm scared incase I critical fail and break my legs
- Lampshade:
- hehe
- DM:
- heh
- Lampshade:
- "I roll for walk. Critical miss. I break my legs and can never walk again"
- Shanto:
- I pretty sure you guys don't want to wheel me around
- GRiM:
- nah we'll drag you
- Shanto:
- How cruel
- Lampshade:
- We'll loot you and leave the rest for the enemies
- DM:
- No-one wants to learn more about Carceri before deciding?
- Lampshade:
- fine
- * Lampshade rolls: d20+3 => 19 + 3 = 22
- Lampshade:
- happy?
- GRiM:
- i heard enough at "some battles"
- Lampshade:
- How come I roll so good?
- Lampshade:
- I stole all the good rolls for background plot
- GRiM:
- yup
- Shanto:
- gj
- DM:
- well done
- Lampshade:
- When combat comes, I'll be the one decapitating myself
- Darth GW7:
- indeed
- Lampshade:
- oh and I got a greatsword now
- Shanto:
- Blunt weapon decapitation
- Lampshade:
- just fyi
- Darth GW7:
- wait what
- Lampshade:
- Feat!
- Darth GW7:
- you're... a cleric...
- Lampshade:
- Kord likes greatswords
- Lampshade:
- So it's appropriate
- Ehthos:
- Okay, so are we agreed? We shall create peace
- Ahwassa:
- I guess we are.
- Ehthos:
- give us the detail, er I didn't catch your name
- Xannan Hawkflight:
- I guess it seems so
- DM:
- Carceri, or the Tarterian Depths, is the Prison Plane. It is here the traitors and overthrown reside, seeking their vengange, but ultimately dragged down by their own petty pride. It is a subtler evil than the other Lower Planes - assassination and poison rather than war and destruction.
- Lampshade:
- So this is how you hire emissaries? Random guys at the bar?
- Darth GW7:
- oh boy
- DM:
- It is Neutral/Chaotic Evil aligned.
- Lampshade:
- Good enough
- Shanto:
- So how quickly is someone going to sexually harass lamp?
- Lampshade:
- Now that Bjorn is gone...
- Lampshade:
- It'll take a bit longer
- Shanto:
- Think of the baby
- Lampshade:
- Besides, you would think twice hitting on someone who has a goddamn greatsword
- Darth GW7:
- rrer
- Shanto:
- Tbh I wouldn't mess with your rolls and my rolls
- Lampshade:
- Heh
- Shanto:
- rrerr dragon rape
- Darth GW7:
- shall we get going
- Shanto:
- Sure
- Darth GW7:
- GET GOIN
- Darth GW7:
- MOVE THAT GEAR UP
- Shanto:
- I said above for the feind to open more dialogue
- Shanto:
- Waiting on master dm
- Xannan Hawkflight:
- Which way to Carceri?
- Fiend:
- You will find your new employee on the first layer of Carceri. Ask around for a peaceful 'loth, and you'll find him soon enough. Keep your wits about you.
- Fiend:
- Here.
- * Fiend hands Xannan a silver key
- Lampshade:
- Is Xannan the party leader?
- Fiend:
- Hold this, and the portal to Carceri nearby will open for you
- Xannan Hawkflight:
- Yes sir
- DM:
- he's the closest to the fiend
- Shanto:
- He's closest
- Lampshade:
- But that guy probably has long arms
- Fiend:
- Courier, lead them to the portal.
- GRiM:
- i added it to my inv
- Darth GW7:
- pfft
- Shanto:
- Basically I'm gonna follow
- Darth GW7:
- no one is the party leader
- Shanto:
- I need to pee
- Darth GW7:
- We're a communism
- Shanto:
- brb
- DM:
- same
- Lampshade:
- We'll be waiting
- Darth GW7:
- hey you know what
- Darth GW7:
- me too
- Darth GW7:
- brb
- Lampshade:
- Forever alone
- DM:
- back
- Darth GW7:
- bac
- Shanto:
- Back
- Lampshade:
- Are tieflings generally on the evil side of things?
- GRiM:
- sheet edited
- DM:
- tieflings can be anything
- DM:
- but they have fiendish blood
- Lampshade:
- oh
- Lampshade:
- So, generally evil?
- DM:
- technically, anything can be anything.
- DM:
- there are always exceptions
- Lampshade:
- I meant if you somehow made statistics of the aligment of all the tieflings
- Lampshade:
- Would a significant amount be evil?
- DM:
- 40% or so would be some kind of evil, yeah
- Lampshade:
- So
- Lampshade:
- We can be racist against tieflings now
- DM:
- ...
- DM:
- have fun with that
- Lampshade:
- The science is with us on this one!
- Lampshade:
- How do you get the total attack bonus btw?
- Lampshade:
- what do you need to add?
- Darth GW7:
- It's given to you
- DM:
- the relevant mod, + base attack bonus (if any), + stuff from feats + enchantments
- Darth GW7:
- yeah
- Lampshade:
- So
- Lampshade:
- For me just the basic one?
- Darth GW7:
- You have a STR mod
- Darth GW7:
- No base attack bonus
- DM:
- +1
- Lampshade:
- ok, thanks
- Lampshade:
- everyone here?
- GRiM:
- yes
- DM:
- mhm
- Shanto:
- Yeah
- ???:
- woof
- Ahwassa:
- What are those things anyway?
- Fiend:
- Guard dogs. Canoloths.
- Fiend:
- They are inconsequential.
- Lampshade:
- See, I don't need some stupid planar knowledge
- Lampshade:
- SUCK IT DM!
- Darth GW7:
- He could be lying you know
- Lampshade:
- ohshit
- DM:
- he's a yugoloth
- DM:
- THey like lying
- Lampshade:
- In reality Canoloth is like the fiend version of a chihuahua
- Lampshade:
- or something
- Ehthos:
- Okay mr.Courier
- DM:
- A fiendish version of a pit bull, or something. idk
- Ehthos:
- Lets go to the portal
- Courier:
- To Carceri, then?
- * Courier sighs
- Xannan Hawkflight:
- yes
- Ahwassa:
- Ineed
- Courier:
- Alright
- Ahwassa:
- Indeed*
- Courier:
- Follow me
- Ahwassa:
- So how often do you find people like us to hire anyway?
- DM:
- The courier walks off into the alleys once more, taking different turns than before.
- Z'ar Kor:
- People like us? Once in a lifetime.
- Courier:
- We have rats positioned throughout sigil.
- Ahwassa:
- With the way you handled the contract, I can agree
- Shanto:
- We learned Z'ar's name then?
- GRiM:
- yes
- Ahwassa:
- And how often do the hired people end up being horribly killed?
- GRiM:
- when he signed contract
- Courier:
- I wouldn't know. I don't keep tabs on them.
- Courier:
- The blood war isn't called that because it's a walk in the park, though.
- Ahwassa:
- Lovely
- Ehthos:
- So Z'ar, how long have you been a master con-artist?
- Lampshade:
- We'll never let it go
- Z'ar Kor:
- I may not be able to sign a false name, but at least I can look around a dusty alley without poking myself in the eye.
- Darth GW7:
- oh snap
- Lampshade:
- That was retconned!
- Ahwassa:
- I wonder what happened to Bjorn
- Darth GW7:
- The part about you being blinded, maybe
- Darth GW7:
- not you rather
- Shanto:
- lol
- Shanto:
- Yeah
- Ehthos:
- Well played
- Xannan Hawkflight:
- best not to think of it
- Ahwassa:
- He's missing the opportunity of a lifetime
- Xannan Hawkflight:
- Bjorn can catch up if we send him a letter or something.
- Ehthos:
- It's fine, Ahwassa pretty much saved us all
- Z'ar Kor:
- Without him I may be able to get a drink in peace.
- Lampshade:
- Dude, are you hitting on me?
- Shanto:
- No
- Shanto:
- wtf
- Darth GW7:
- lmao
- Darth GW7:
- Hjort
- Darth GW7:
- That guy?
- DM:
- hm
- DM:
- ?
- Shanto:
- I'm a possitive person
- Shanto:
- I can't be possitive in your general direction without hitting on you?
- Shanto:
- You're not my type
- Shanto:
- For one
- Lampshade:
- Just kidding
- Shanto:
- You have a dick
- Darth GW7:
- Shant may be "That guy"
- Shanto:
- Darth GW7:
- hitting on lamp
- DM:
- Darth, stop throwing that term about
- Darth GW7:
- DM:
- None of you have been horrible enough players to be considered a 'That Guy'
- Ahwassa:
- Thanks Ehthos
- Lampshade:
- Your name is hard to type
- Ahwassa:
- How far is the portal?
- Shanto:
- Intentional
- Lampshade:
- Should I have been Mmrnmhrm then?
- Lampshade:
- Just to be an ass
- DM:
- heh
- Lampshade:
- That's actually my nick in a couple of things if you're not aware
- Ahwassa:
- What are you doing in Sigil by the way, Ehthos?
- Lampshade:
- we were in sigil, irght?
- Lampshade:
- right*
- Darth GW7:
- Yep
- Darth GW7:
- Still are
- Lampshade:
- goodie
- DM:
- we good to go?
- Lampshade:
- Yeah
- DM:
- Alright
- Lampshade:
- Was just trying to fill the silence
- Ehthos:
- Traveling, mostly
- DM:
- The Courier stops at what seems to be a random door in the middle of an alleyway.
- Ahwassa:
- This is it?
- Courier:
- You there, with the key.
- Courier:
- Keep your hand on the frame.
- Lampshade:
- everyone?
- Xannan Hawkflight:
- yes?
- Courier:
- But go through last.
- Xannan Hawkflight:
- ok
- Shanto:
- I'm staying here if we need to roll
- Courier:
- Be prepared. The destination changes.
- * DM rolls: d20 => 8
- DM:
- huh
- Xannan Hawkflight:
- Come on everyone
- Ehthos:
- Okay
- Darth GW7:
- brb dinner
- Ehthos:
- Lets do this
- * Ahwassa goes through the portal.
- Courier:
- Good luck
- * Ehthos goes through portal
- Lampshade:
- Assume darth goes too?
- Lampshade:
- or do we wait?
- Shanto:
- I can only assume so
- Xannan Hawkflight:
- Z'ar?
- Xannan Hawkflight:
- Are you coming?
- DM:
- oh, dinner
- Lampshade:
- Guess we'll have to wait
- DM:
- want to wait?
- Shanto:
- He's at dinner
- Shanto:
- DM:
- ok
- Lampshade:
- So....
- GRiM:
- ok...
- Lampshade:
- I guess you can write the description of the place we end up meanwhile
- Lampshade:
- I heard you DM's love that
- DM:
- sure sure
- GRiM:
- and draw some plot stuff
- GRiM:
- like the place we end up
- DM:
- no drawing
- GRiM:
- Lampshade:
- I'm guessing drawing is a pain in the ass
- Lampshade:
- Especially if we spend like two minutes in the room
- GRiM:
- nope. tool is super easy to use
- DM:
- It's restricting, though
- DM:
- It means some places I'll be more prepared for than others
- GRiM:
- it's helpful for relative position , and a sense of unified direction
- Lampshade:
- But you really need that only in combat
- Lampshade:
- Otherwise text works pretty fine
- GRiM:
- well combat can happen at any time
- Lampshade:
- So when DM starts to draw stuff, we should get worried
- Lampshade:
- And is Shanto writing some kind of novel there?
- DM:
- Shanto isn't writing
- Lampshade:
- weird
- Shanto:
- ?
- Shanto:
- I am
- Shanto:
- Not
- DM:
- Huh
- Lampshade:
- It said you did for me
- Lampshade:
- weird
- Shanto:
- Sorry rofl wasn't paying attention
- Lampshade:
- While we're waiting
- Lampshade:
- Who's the worst player you've DM'd?
- Shanto:
- Us
- DM:
- Yes
- DM:
- Get out
- DM:
- all of you
- Lampshade:
- :
- Lampshade:
- :
- Lampshade:
- hmm
- Lampshade:
- DM:
- :\
- GRiM:
- DM:
- No, actually, I've had pretty good luck with players.
- DM:
- Nothing interesting to tell there.
- Lampshade:
- aww
- Lampshade:
- DM horror stories are fun
- DM:
- They are
- DM:
- although
- DM:
- not fun to partake in, I would think
- Lampshade:
- Heh
- Lampshade:
- Well, DM stories are usually pretty funny
- Lampshade:
- or at least interesting
- Darth GW7:
- back
- Lampshade:
- yay
- DM:
- alright
- GRiM:
- finally
- DM:
- There's a new map in the Select Map option at the top right
- DM:
- move your tokens there
- Lampshade:
- cool
- Darth GW7:
- it's...
- Darth GW7:
- 100% black!
- Lampshade:
- yeah
- GRiM:
- no map
- DM:
- zoom out and in
- Darth GW7:
- what a beautiful place
- Lampshade:
- Now I'm there
- Lampshade:
- Wait, Sigil was REALLY a big-ass grassland?
- Lampshade:
- DM:
- heh
- DM:
- shuddup
- GRiM:
- ok.
- DM:
- we ready?
- GRiM:
- I'm through
- Lampshade:
- All here
- DM:
- The portal disappears behind you.
- DM:
- You are falling
- * Xannan Hawkflight places the key back securly in his pocket
- Lampshade:
- Priorities!
- DM:
- You are falling through the air
- Darth GW7:
- well shit
- Lampshade:
- How long is the fall?
- Darth GW7:
- Shame none of us can fly
- Darth GW7:
- OH WAIT
- DM:
- You are roughly 200 feet above ground
- Lampshade:
- Save us, oh might dragonbobrn
- Shanto:
- I roll to fly on the dragon
- Lampshade:
- mighty*
- Darth GW7:
- shame I can't actually fly
- GRiM:
- spot check
- Darth GW7:
- shame I can't actually glide either since I have medium load
- GRiM:
- for cliffs close enough to grab
- * GRiM rolls: d20 -1 => 12 - 1 = 11
- Lampshade:
- Well, gg guys
- DM:
- Players fall, everyone dies?
- Darth GW7:
- Let's all roll for funsies
- Lampshade:
- Indeed
- * Darth GW7 rolls: d20-1 => 13 - 1 = 12
- Darth GW7:
- ha
- Darth GW7:
- one better
- DM whispers: nope
- Lampshade:
- I roll a spot check
- * Lampshade rolls: d20 => 15
- Darth GW7:
- Can I open my wings?
- Darth GW7:
- I can't glide
- Lampshade:
- I got 18
- Darth GW7:
- But it must slow me done
- Lampshade:
- with skill bonus
- Darth GW7:
- *down
- DM:
- but more air resistance
- GRiM:
- I roll a jump check to see if i can jump of Z'ar right before we hit the ground and slow myself
- * GRiM rolls: d20 +3 => 3 + 3 = 6
- DM:
- ...
- Darth GW7:
- you-
- Darth GW7:
- but-
- Darth GW7:
- what-
- Darth GW7:
- what.
- Shanto:
- did you say there was any kind of cliff
- Shanto:
- Near us
- Shanto:
- Or wall
- DM:
- Nope
- Shanto:
- Or something
- GRiM:
- my other plan was to double jump. that somehow made more sense
- Darth GW7:
- nothing
- GRiM:
- i said that
- GRiM:
- i wanted to check if there was
- DM:
- Suddenly
- Lampshade:
- DM whispers: there is something glimmering in the air beneath you.
- Lampshade:
- We're saved!
- DM:
- You land in a huge, soft net. It feels like silk. You hear voices in the distance "New meat! Drag 'em in!" The net shifts as people on a nearby cliffside drag you towards them. When you reach them, they pull you up, and give you a look over.
- Darth GW7:
- Did opening my wings do nothing?
- Darth GW7:
- Xannan Hawkflight:
- Faaantastic.
- GRiM:
- can we identify what the people are?
- DM:
- Sure, gimme a minute
- Lampshade:
- I'm pretty sure they're not exactly "people"
- DM:
- Most of the people are humanoid. They look similar - pale skin, tired eyes, torn clothing.
- Lampshade:
- Yay, we're getting mugged by a group of hobos
- GRiM:
- do they look weak? strong?
- DM:
- weak
- GRiM:
- how many are there?
- DM:
- about half a dozen
- DM:
- hang on a minute
- GRiM:
- to arms?
- Lampshade:
- Anyone got some sick aoe?
- Lampshade:
- Also, we're in a net
- Darth GW7:
- Is there solid ground below us yet?
- GRiM:
- yes they pulled us up
- Lampshade:
- I'm guessing it's too far
- Shanto:
- Can I roll for escape artist?
- GRiM:
- same
- DM:
- hang on a minute
- * GRiM rolls: d20 +4 => 8 + 4 = 12
- Shanto:
- np
- Darth GW7:
- don't jump the gun
- Lampshade:
- Wait for the DM?
- Darth GW7:
- We don't know if there's ground below us yet
- Darth GW7:
- or how far it is
- GRiM:
- we do
- GRiM:
- read
- GRiM:
- scroll up
- Darth GW7:
- They dragged us towards them
- Lampshade:
- Oh, we're on solid ground
- Lampshade:
- I think
- Darth GW7:
- We could still be dangling over the edge of the cliff
- Lampshade:
- Sooo...
- Darth GW7:
- wait for Dee emm
- Lampshade:
- Skyrim in 9 days btw
- Lampshade:
- Booyah
- Shanto:
- mmmmm
- Darth GW7:
- SR3 in 16
- Lampshade:
- SR?
- GRiM:
- http://skyrim2011.info/
- Darth GW7:
- saints row 3
- Lampshade:
- oh right
- GRiM:
- 8 days
- GRiM:
- 3 hours
- GRiM:
- 32mins
- Lampshade:
- Nice
- Shanto:
- You can get it on the 10th
- Shanto:
- From steam
- DM:
- The leader has a strange look about it. It stands about as tall as a human, but its eyes look bulbous and fish-like, constantly shifting, and its body has incredibly strange proportions. Its limbs are too long, it's navel area far too skeletal to support its weight. It is a hideous mockery of humankind.
- Shanto:
- If you use a VPN to activate it
- Lampshade:
- I'm not gonna buy it from steam
- Lampshade:
- oh
- Lampshade:
- storystuff
- GRiM:
- map
- GRiM:
- Lampshade:
- Is it a...
- Lampshade:
- Murlock?
- DM:
- Heh, no
- Lampshade:
- Murloc*
- Darth GW7:
- Are we above solid ground yet?
- Lampshade:
- Planar knowledge check?
- DM:
- Yes, the humanoids have helped you up
- DM:
- Planar or Religion
- * Lampshade rolls: d20+5 => 7 + 5 = 12
- GRiM:
- then can i roll to escape now?
- Lampshade:
- religion has +5
- Darth GW7:
- I try to cut a way out
- Lampshade:
- Can I roll both?
- GRiM:
- only 1 at a time
- DM:
- you're not being held down by anything
- Lampshade:
- What about the net?
- GRiM:
- we were in a net
- DM:
- They helped you out of it
- Darth GW7:
- oh
- Lampshade:
- Oh
- Ahwassa:
- Thank you
- GRiM:
- sense motive check
- Darth GW7:
- ^
- Ahwassa:
- Who are you?
- Darth GW7:
- Are they hostile?
- * GRiM rolls: d20 -1 => 8 - 1 = 7
- * Darth GW7 rolls: d20-1 => 18 - 1 = 17
- ???:
- No no, you the intruders. Who are you?
- Ahwassa:
- You people have the upper hand here
- Ahwassa:
- We don't even know where we are
- ???:
- And that is why we get questions, yes? Speak up, who are you?
- DM whispers: What was that for?
- You whisper to DM: Sense motive
- Ahwassa:
- We're a bunch of nobodies
- Ahwassa:
- Hired for a job
- Xannan Hawkflight:
- mercenaries
- * Z'ar Kor whispers "Shut up" to xan
- DM whispers: They are curious, but you sense they could quickly turn hostile
- * Xannan Hawkflight slaps Z'ar
- Darth GW7:
- Roll to hit then bitch
- ???:
- Mercenaries? On Orthys? Ha, who you work for? Demons? Devils? Angels?
- Darth GW7:
- come on
- * ??? spits
- Darth GW7:
- just you try to roll to hit
- ???:
- 'loths?
- Lampshade:
- Planar knowledge on orthys
- * Lampshade rolls: d20+3 => 8 + 3 = 11
- Darth GW7:
- Lamp you are a pure fountain of information today
- DM:
- Orthys is the first layer of Carceri. No more knowledge.
- Lampshade:
- Xannan Hawkflight:
- ok so we are in Orthys
- Xannan Hawkflight:
- thats a start...
- Xannan Hawkflight:
- we were supposed to meet someone I think.
- Lampshade:
- 'ioths was the one we were working for right?
- Lampshade:
- I remember someone mentioning them
- Darth GW7:
- Loths
- DM:
- loths, yes
- Darth GW7:
- As in yugoloths
- Ahwassa:
- (whispering) Shall we tell them the truth?
- Darth GW7:
- or absorbaloths
- ???:
- There are lots of someones in Carceri. Who sent you? You you seek?
- Xannan Hawkflight:
- (whispers) whats the harm?
- * Z'ar Kor remembers the words of the Yugoloth
- Ehthos:
- (whispers) We hardly know anything about it either
- Z'ar Kor:
- We're looking for a friendly 'loth. Do you know where we can find them?
- DM:
- It is getting more and more agitated. It's voice gets higher and reedier as it gets more frantic.
- Ehthos:
- Yes, a peaceful 'loth
- Xannan Hawkflight:
- (whispers) we can take these fellows if things get hairy
- ???:
- A 'loth?
- * ??? spits
- ???:
- A peaceful Loth?
- Ehthos:
- Yes
- ???:
- Yes, stories. Have heard.
- ???:
- Stories.
- Ahwassa:
- I'm afraid to ask, but what kind of stories?
- Ehthos:
- A friend of ours, told him we'd find him on the first plane of this place
- ???:
- Stories of a peaceful Loth
- ???:
- Yes, find him here. This orb too, if stories true
- Ehthos:
- (whispers) I think this guy was dropped one to many times as a child
- DM:
- Child?
- Lampshade:
- Spawn?
- Shanto:
- Spawn/child
- Z'ar Kor:
- Do you know where he is? Or someone who would know?
- DM:
- ...sure. Let's go with that, close enough
- ???:
- Loths a loth. Why you come to Carceri looking for a Loth? They not liked here.
- ???:
- They hated here.
- Shanto:
- I'm not speaking literally
- Xannan Hawkflight:
- Money
- Xannan Hawkflight:
- I'm not fond myself. but work is work
- Ahwassa:
- We got a contract
- ???:
- Money, money, always money. Always leads to Carceri.
- * ??? laughs
- Ehthos:
- Do you know of whom we speak?
- Ehthos:
- And more importantly, can you take us to them
- * Lampshade rolls: d20+5 => 16 + 5 = 21
- ???:
- I know. He stays near portal to Grey Waste. Coward, me says.
- Lampshade:
- secret rolls, whoooo
- ???:
- It about 2 miles that way
- * ??? points to east. Or what you think is east
- Xannan Hawkflight:
- right
- Xannan Hawkflight:
- thats enough for me
- Ahwassa:
- Will you let us go?
- Z'ar Kor:
- Thank you very much. Is there anything you would like from us?
- DM:
- The creature is a Farastu, one of the Gehreleths. They are natives to Carceri.
- Lampshade:
- Gee, helped
- DM:
- hang on a sec
- DM:
- geez
- DM:
- god
- Lampshade:
- okay okay
- Lampshade:
- I thought you had all this copied somewhere where you can paste it
- DM:
- What, no
- Lampshade:
- oh
- Lampshade:
- You should
- Lampshade:
- Just open up the d&d wiki and copy paste away
- DM:
- It is said the god of the Gehreleths, Apomps, creates Farastu, the least of the Gehreleths (or 'leths, or Demodands) by breathing life into the rotting corpses of those who venture into the lower planes. Farastu act as infiltrators into the Prime Material, as well as slave drivers to the petitioners of Carceri. There can only ever be 3,333 Farastu alive at one point, although they can 'dissolve' themselves and retain sentience at a later stage.
- DM:
- This is often used in wars - the higher-up 'Leths can throw the disolved Farastu at foes, replacing each dead warrior on the battlefield.
- Shanto:
- That's creepy
- Lampshade:
- Yeah
- DM:
- There's more if you want
- Darth GW7:
- we're in the lower planes now
- Darth GW7:
- get used to it
- Lampshade:
- No need
- Lampshade:
- We got the point
- DM:
- On other 'Leths
- Lampshade:
- So that means my character knows about the 'Leths?
- Lampshade:
- So no need to roll the next time one of them come up
- Darth GW7:
- You seem to know everything today...
- Lampshade:
- Heh
- Lampshade:
- I'm a fucking ecyclopedia
- DM:
- No, you only know some basics.
- DM:
- Not intricacies
- Lampshade:
- encyclopedia
- Lampshade:
- Anyways
- DM:
- The slime-disolve thing is a fairly major feature of the 'Leths, so it's kinda well known
- Ahwassa:
- Why do you have that net set up over the canyon?
- Farastu:
- To stop the dying. Stupid primes, waltzing in and out of Carceri like they own the place. Not fair. I let you go. Want no trouble from the Leths, not alone.
- Ahwassa:
- Fair enough
- Ehthos:
- Well, there's some luck at last
- Lampshade:
- I was so sure this was gonna be a combat
- Ahwassa:
- We'll be leaving then
- Ehthos:
- So we should head east?
- GRiM:
- yes
- Ahwassa:
- Yes
- Farastu:
- East yes.
- Xannan Hawkflight:
- lets go
- Farastu:
- You see it soon enough
- Lampshade:
- Muahaha, stole your line
- Farastu:
- The Pillar and gate.
- Z'ar Kor:
- Our thanks, again. We'll be going now.
- * Farastu scuttles off to repair the upper net
- Lampshade:
- That's enough moving
- Darth GW7:
- NO
- Darth GW7:
- NOT FAR ENOUGH
- DM:
- hangonhangon
- * DM rolls: d20 => 2
- Lampshade:
- Good thing?
- Darth GW7:
- Hopefully...
- Shanto:
- The guy trys to speak
- Shanto:
- and dissolves
- DM:
- gimme a minute, trying to find the right book
- Lampshade:
- Oh
- Lampshade:
- Wait, is this a random encounter?
- GRiM:
- hope so.. bored as fuck.
- Darth GW7:
- hnnnnng
- GRiM:
- so far all fetch stick
- GRiM:
- DM:
- make spot checks
- * Darth GW7 rolls: 1d20-1 => 20 - 1 = 19
- Darth GW7:
- ...
- Darth GW7:
- well that's the end of that
- * GRiM rolls: d20-1 => 2 - 1 = 1
- * Lampshade rolls: d20+3 => 5 + 3 = 8
- * DM rolls: d20 + 9 => 17 + 9 = 26
- Darth GW7:
- NATURAL TWENTY YEEEEAAAAAAHHHHH
- * Shanto rolls: d20+3 => 10 + 3 = 13
- Lampshade:
- YEAAAAAH!
- DM:
- true
- Lampshade:
- You spot 'em extra good
- GRiM:
- now we have to hope it was something important he saw
- Lampshade:
- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WT-eZs2OKOs
- DM:
- heh
- DM:
- You are passing through a huge swamplands, with scorched earth for ground and turgid, filthy liquids for water. From behind a nearby hill, you hear a scraping sound
- Lampshade:
- Undeads!
- Lampshade:
- I hope
- GRiM:
- roll to listen
- * GRiM rolls: d20 + 3 => 8 + 3 = 11
- * Lampshade rolls: d20+3 => 2 + 3 = 5
- DM whispers: you see something green moving in the distance, over there
- * Shanto rolls: d20 + 3 => 4 + 3 = 7
- * Z'ar Kor gestures for the party to stop
- Z'ar Kor:
- Wait. I see something.
- You whisper to DM: where?
- Lampshade:
- What do your dragonborn eyes see?
- Lampshade:
- Ehthos:
- What do you see?
- GRiM:
- lol
- Darth GW7:
- horse sex
- DM:
- mmm
- DM:
- wait
- DM:
- what
- Darth GW7:
- something you're not telling us, hjort?
- Xannan Hawkflight:
- whats that scraping?
- Ahwassa:
- Ready weapons
- DM:
- says the man obsessed with dragons
- * Xannan Hawkflight takes his bow out
- Z'ar Kor:
- There's something... Something green, over there.
- * Z'ar Kor points
- * Xannan Hawkflight preps an arrow
- DM whispers: It's moving
- * DM rolls: d20 => 13
- You whisper to DM: Towards us?
- * Ehthos readies self
- DM whispers: no
- Z'ar Kor:
- It's moving... But not towards us.
- Ahwassa:
- Where is it going?
- DM whispers: its just moving on the spot, apparently. Keeps appearing and disappearing over the top of the hill
- DM:
- You hear a snapping sound, followed by some deep giggling
- Ehthos:
- I really don't like the sound of that
- * Z'ar Kor whips around to the source of the noise
- Darth GW7:
- Listen check
- Xannan Hawkflight:
- giggling green things?
- * Darth GW7 rolls: d20-1 => 15 - 1 = 14
- * DM rolls: d20 => 17
- DM:
- And silence falls
- Lampshade:
- Can I cast a spell?
- * GRiM rolls: d20 +3 => 14 + 3 = 17
- Z'ar Kor:
- Draw your weapons.
- DM:
- what spell?
- * Z'ar Kor draws his longsword
- Lampshade:
- sec
- * Ehthos gets into a fighting stance
- Lampshade:
- Omen of Peril
- DM:
- the direction is upwards, btw
- DM:
- where's that spell?
- Darth GW7:
- Wait what
- Lampshade:
- Complete divine
- Darth GW7:
- was that to me?
- Darth GW7:
- "The direction is up"
- Lampshade:
- Pretty much a spell that tells if we're screwed or not
- DM:
- that was to everyone
- Darth GW7:
- Did you... choose your spells?
- DM:
- I assume you would have told
- DM:
- ...yes
- Lampshade:
- No....
- DM:
- We're just going to go with yes until the next res
- DM:
- rest
- DM:
- now, hush you
- Lampshade:
- Okay
- Lampshade:
- page 172
- Lampshade:
- btw
- Darth GW7:
- Is the green thing still where it was before?
- GRiM:
- have we seen it enough to place a token for it yet?
- DM:
- no, hang on
- Lampshade:
- I'm being so annoying ^^
- GRiM:
- i'd like to roll a move silently check
- GRiM:
- and move in closer
- GRiM:
- to look at the green thing
- DM:
- Okay
- * DM rolls: d20 => 1
- DM:
- heh
- * GRiM rolls: d20 +8 => 8 + 8 = 16
- DM:
- yeah, okay
- DM:
- alright
- Lampshade:
- Kord is saying blood and death to me
- Lampshade:
- whoops
- Ahwassa:
- Kord is saying blood and death to me
- Ahwassa:
- Not mine, however
- GRiM:
- search check?
- DM:
- There is a hunched, vaguely humanoid figure crouched over the corpse of a man. Its fur is thick with mud and blood, but has a green tinge to it
- GRiM:
- oh
- DM:
- It is engrossed in it's meal
- Ahwassa:
- Xannan, is it dangerous?
- Shanto:
- Is this to everyone?
- Shanto:
- Or Xannan?
- Xannan Hawkflight:
- come up here guys
- Darth GW7:
- ...
- * Ehthos moves to xannan
- Darth GW7:
- Smoth.
- Darth GW7:
- Smooth
- Xannan Hawkflight:
- i think whatever this is killed someone
- Darth GW7:
- Moving silently then
- Darth GW7:
- "HEY COME HERE GUYS"
- Lampshade:
- haha
- Ehthos:
- Should we even be getting close to it?
- GRiM:
- well now we are too close for it too run if i scare it
- Lampshade:
- Planar knowledge?
- * Lampshade rolls: d20+3 => 15 + 3 = 18
- DM:
- sure
- DM:
- Right
- Lampshade:
- Dangerous?
- Lampshade:
- I bet you wish you had planar knowledge now
- DM:
- This is a Dretch, a demon. They are among the lowest of the Tana'ri, just above petitioners. They have a savage lust for battle that all demons share, but none of the wit of their superiors.
- Lampshade:
- But
- Lampshade:
- Dangerous?
- DM:
- Little bit
- DM:
- Yeah
- GRiM:
- I attack with one shot of my bow!
- Ahwassa:
- Careful guys
- Xannan Hawkflight:
- forget carefulness
- DM:
- The good news is
- DM:
- Since you were hidden, we initiate a surprise round
- Xannan Hawkflight:
- beasts are beasts and should be put down for sport
- DM:
- You're a terrible ranger
- Lampshade:
- hehe
- Ahwassa:
- How noble of you
- DM:
- There should be an initiative modifier on everyone's sheet, yes?
- GRiM:
- yes
- DM:
- right
- * Lampshade rolls: d20-2 => 5 - 2 = 3
- Lampshade:
- goodie
- DM:
- Initiative determines the order that the battle goes in.
- * GRiM rolls: d20 +4 => 9 + 4 = 13
- * Shanto rolls: d20+3 => 8 + 3 = 11
- DM:
- darth?
- GRiM:
- darth roll for intiative
- Lampshade:
- Did he go afk again?
- Darth GW7:
- oh sorry
- Darth GW7:
- Wasn't paying full attention
- Lampshade:
- -.-
- Lampshade:
- Roll
- * DM rolls: d20 => 15
- * Darth GW7 rolls: d20+1 => 5 + 1 = 6
- Darth GW7:
- ...
- Darth GW7:
- well fuck
- Lampshade:
- So
- Lampshade:
- Monster goes first?
- DM:
- Normally
- Darth GW7:
- But surprise buttsex
- Lampshade:
- But surprise d´round?
- DM:
- Order is - Dretch, Grim, Shanto, Darth, Lamp
- DM:
- Yes
- GRiM:
- so me first
- GRiM:
- ?
- Shanto:
- Btw how does my dodge come into play
- DM:
- In a surprise round, everyone who is aware of the enemy makes an attack. Everyone who isn't is unable to move
- Shanto:
- as a feat?
- Shanto:
- Do I roll dodge
- Shanto:
- Or
- DM:
- no
- Shanto:
- Does it just get factored in?
- DM:
- you get a +1 to AC from a single opponent each round
- DM:
- and since there is only a single opponent
- DM:
- Right, there are three actions per round - attack/standard, move and minor, as well as infinite free actions. That;s fairly simple, yes?
- Darth GW7:
- yep
- Lampshade:
- Sure
- GRiM:
- yep
- GRiM:
- when using bows , is it best to be slightly further away or closer?
- DM:
- Further away, but still in range
- GRiM:
- ok
- Darth GW7:
- I don't think it matters in terms of hitting them
- Darth GW7:
- Unless you're right next to them
- Darth GW7:
- In which case they get an attack of opportunity
- DM:
- After a certain distance, its factored in
- GRiM:
- is it time for the first attack of the suprise round for me then ?
- DM:
- yes
- GRiM:
- ok
- GRiM:
- I move here
- DM:
- okay
- GRiM:
- thats doable in one move right?
- Darth GW7:
- That's your move action
- Darth GW7:
- Yeah
- DM:
- year
- GRiM:
- face left
- DM:
- no need to say where you face, tbh
- GRiM:
- then fire my long bow
- Darth GW7:
- FIRST ATTACK OF THE CAMPAIGN
- Darth GW7:
- MAKE IT COUNT BOY
- Shanto:
- How far does a quarterstaff reach again?
- DM:
- roll a d20 + attack bonus
- GRiM:
- ok
- * GRiM rolls: d20+4 => 8 + 4 = 12
- Lampshade:
- Not THAT bad
- DM:
- no
- Darth GW7:
- oh well guess it was too much to ask for the first attack of the game to hit
- DM:
- But the arrow still misses. WIth a thunk, it sinks into the body and not the dretch. You hear the body scream - it's still alive.
- GRiM:
- shit
- Lampshade:
- Nice one
- Darth GW7:
- LOL
- Shanto:
- Ouch
- Darth GW7:
- Not anymore it's not
- Xannan Hawkflight:
- Sorry!
- Lampshade:
- A true marksman
- Darth GW7:
- LOL
- GRiM:
- i yell as a free action
- GRiM:
- GRiM:
- damage calc on the body?
- Lampshade:
- Who's next?
- Ehthos:
- Oh wow, is there a chance they'll live?
- DM:
- sure, roll for damage on the body
- GRiM:
- ok
- * GRiM rolls: 1d8+4 => 3 + 4 = 7
- Lampshade:
- Bet it's a crit
- Lampshade:
- shit
- Darth GW7:
- nah
- Lampshade:
- Would have been hilarious
- Darth GW7:
- Crits are calculated on the attack roll
- GRiM:
- yep
- Corpse:
- Oh sweet Paladine, help me!
- Lampshade:
- "The body explodes in a shower of guts and blood"
- DM:
- Shanto?
- Shanto:
- It's me
- Shanto:
- Yeah?
- Lampshade:
- knowledge check on Paladine....
- Lampshade:
- I'm guessing religion
- DM:
- yeah
- Darth GW7:
- stop showing off
- Shanto:
- Okay I can roll that
- Darth GW7:
- it's a god alright
- Lampshade:
- fine
- Lampshade:
- I won't roll
- Darth GW7:
- yeah
- Darth GW7:
- showoff
- Lampshade:
- heh
- GRiM:
- i feel really bad for hitting that guy ;_l
- Lampshade:
- Don't worry, I'll heal him after
- Lampshade:
- If he survives
- DM:
- psst - he's being eaten alive
- Shanto:
- Right so I move?
- DM:
- I don't think an arrow matters
- DM:
- yeah Shanto
- Shanto:
- Er what's the range on my staff?
- Lampshade:
- Can we attack diagonally?
- Xannan Hawkflight:
- We must kill the beast quickly before he eats the poor man!
- DM:
- adjacent square, and yes, diagonally
- Shanto:
- Np
- Shanto:
- Okay I move there
- Shanto:
- I want to use Flurry of blows?
- Lampshade:
- no range incerement on quarterstaff
- DM:
- Yeah, sure
- DM:
- One normal attack and one at -2
- Shanto:
- So roll a d20 first?
- DM:
- d20 + 3
- * Shanto rolls: d20 + 3 => 14 + 3 = 17
- DM:
- alright
- DM:
- and d20 + 1
- * Shanto rolls: d20 + 1 => 1 + 1 = 2
- Shanto:
- lol
- Lampshade:
- heh
- DM:
- ...notsomuch
- Shanto:
- FUCK THIS GAME
- Lampshade:
- The other attack hits the man?
- DM:
- how?
- GRiM:
- lol
- Lampshade:
- Would be hilarious
- Lampshade:
- Wait, a critical miss
- Shanto:
- Then my attack roll?
- Lampshade:
- ouch
- DM:
- roll for damage
- Darth GW7:
- CRITICAL FAILUUUUUUUUURE
- * Shanto rolls: d6 => 2
- Shanto:
- Nice
- GRiM:
- lol
- DM:
- +3
- Shanto:
- 5
- Shanto:
- Kay
- Shanto:
- So that's done
- Lampshade:
- Darth is next
- Darth GW7:
- my go my go my go
- Darth GW7:
- Do we get a bonus to attack rolls for surprise?
- DM:
- wait
- DM:
- You smash the creatures skull, but the rebound from the attack causes your staff to fly out of your hands and fall nearby.
- GRiM:
- hahah
- Lampshade:
- Do you have a generator making those?
- DM:
- not yet, just whatever seems right
- Shanto:
- I'm not weilding my staff fyi
- DM:
- no
- DM:
- because it's on the ground
- Shanto:
- But I get the jist
- Shanto:
- DM:
- Darth?
- Darth GW7:
- Do you get bonuses to attack rolls for surprise?
- DM:
- no, but the combatant takes an AC penalty for being flat-footed (which is when you haven't acted during combat yet)
- Darth GW7:
- Ah
- Darth GW7:
- Okay
- GRiM:
- damn must have really hurt the man
- Lampshade:
- Heh
- Darth GW7:
- Okay
- Darth GW7:
- And I attack with my longsword
- Darth GW7:
- for massive damage
- * Darth GW7 rolls: d20+4 => 19 + 4 = 23
- Darth GW7:
- FUCK YE
- DM:
- noice
- Lampshade:
- Ooooh
- Lampshade:
- Almost critical
- * Darth GW7 rolls: d8+3 => 6 + 3 = 9
- DM:
- is that a threaten?
- Lampshade:
- heh
- Darth GW7:
- It IS a critical
- Lampshade:
- no
- Darth GW7:
- Longsword = 19-20
- DM:
- it is
- Lampshade:
- crit is natural 20
- Lampshade:
- oh
- Darth GW7:
- Not for some weapons
- Darth GW7:
- What do I do for crits again?
- Lampshade:
- didnt know
- DM:
- right, crits work differently in 3.5
- Darth GW7:
- Another attack roll?
- GRiM:
- crits are specified on weapon
- Lampshade:
- x2
- GRiM:
- *2
- GRiM:
- yes
- Lampshade:
- says in your character sheet
- Lampshade:
- 18
- Lampshade:
- ouch
- DM:
- but hang on
- DM:
- nope
- GRiM:
- :/
- DM:
- you roll another attack, basically
- Darth GW7:
- So...
- * Darth GW7 rolls: d20+4 => 2 + 4 = 6
- Darth GW7:
- ...
- Darth GW7:
- bollocks
- Darth GW7:
- Normal hit then
- DM:
- what was the first damage?
- Lampshade:
- 9
- DM:
- You slice the dretch just at the shoulder, severing one leg. It screams at you in agony and fury
- DM:
- Lamp, your turn
- Darth GW7:
- At the... shoulder?
- Lampshade:
- I attack with my sword
- Darth GW7:
- Oh wait
- Darth GW7:
- it's on all fours
- DM:
- still no flanking
- DM:
- :(
- Darth GW7:
- Should have flanked it
- Lampshade:
- Can I still flank it?
- DM:
- how far did you move?
- Lampshade:
- 15
- Lampshade:
- I think
- DM:
- darth stop
- Darth GW7:
- sory :C
- DM:
- yes, you can
- DM:
- move to a square opposite an ally
- Lampshade:
- and then attack
- Lampshade:
- so d20 + attack?
- DM:
- yes
- * Lampshade rolls: d20+1 => 7 + 1 = 8
- DM:
- +2 for flanking again
- DM:
- not that it matters
- Darth GW7:
- I need to go soon
- Lampshade:
- damnit
- DM:
- after this combat?
- Darth GW7:
- Will it be long?
- DM:
- one more round
- Darth GW7:
- Kay
- Darth GW7:
- gogogo
- Lampshade:
- It's the enemy turn
- DM:
- The dretch, still infuriated by Darth severing its limb, attacks him
- GRiM:
- lol
- Darth GW7:
- 17 AC bitch
- Darth GW7:
- try it
- * DM rolls: d20 + 4 => 12 + 4 = 16
- GRiM:
- whats that dot on the floor?
- Lampshade:
- The staff
- DM:
- Shanto's staff
- Darth GW7:
- 17 AC
- GRiM:
- ok
- DM:
- heh
- DM:
- it has multiple attacks per round
- * DM rolls: d20 + 4 => 19 + 4 = 23
- Lampshade:
- Nice knowing you
- * DM rolls: d20 + 2 => 2 + 2 = 4
- * DM rolls: 1d6 + 1 => 5 + 1 = 6
- DM:
- Its remaining fist smashes into you. 6 damage.
- Darth GW7:
- Shanto:
- Who?
- DM:
- Grim?
- Darth GW7:
- Me
- DM:
- Darth
- Darth GW7:
- donkey
- Shanto:
- Okay
- Lampshade:
- Because Darth is the only one who managed to do something?
- Lampshade:
- Grim's turn?
- GRiM:
- is it?
- DM:
- grim, since you're shooting into melee
- Shanto:
- Omg
- DM:
- you take a -4 on your next attack roll from that angle
- Shanto:
- He's going to kill us
- GRiM:
- i'm gonna move
- DM:
- ok
- Lampshade:
- Brilliant idea to flank him
- Shanto:
- If you miss
- GRiM:
- there
- Shanto:
- IF YOU MISS
- DM:
- that angle is fine
- Darth GW7:
- woo
- GRiM:
- see
- GRiM:
- nuttin to worry bout
- Darth GW7:
- then he gets a critical miss
- Lampshade:
- And hits the man again
- GRiM:
- haha
- Shanto:
- Or one of us
- Darth GW7:
- "Sorry! Again!"
- Lampshade:
- Aim for the guy who's being eaten!
- Shanto:
- Is friendly fire on?
- Shanto:
- lololl
- Lampshade:
- That way critical miss hits the demon
- Darth GW7:
- sv_cheats 1
- GRiM:
- ok can i roll now?
- Darth GW7:
- buddha
- DM:
- 1d20 + 4, yes?
- GRiM:
- yep
- * GRiM rolls: d20 +4 => 10 + 4 = 14
- DM:
- nope
- Darth GW7:
- a valiant effort doctor freeman
- GRiM:
- nope what?
- Lampshade:
- What's the ac on that thing?
- DM:
- I can't say
- Lampshade:
- oh right
- DM:
- more than 14 though
- Lampshade:
- we have to guess
- GRiM:
- damn
- DM:
- Shanto?
- GRiM:
- arrows do nothing
- Shanto:
- Er
- Shanto:
- I guess
- Shanto:
- Unarmed strike
- Shanto:
- Improved
- Darth GW7:
- gogogo
- GRiM:
- i updated my ammo
- GRiM:
- what happened to my arrow
- GRiM:
- hit the guy agian?
- * Shanto rolls: d20 + 3 => 8 + 3 = 11
- GRiM:
- or the ground...
- Lampshade:
- probably just went over
- Darth GW7:
- it flew away
- Shanto:
- Then I roll a d6?
- DM:
- only if it hits
- Lampshade:
- doesn't look like a hit
- Shanto:
- Oh
- DM:
- it didn't
- Shanto:
- No hit
- DM:
- you can still make flurry of blows, can't you?
- Shanto:
- Yeah
- Shanto:
- Okay
- Shanto:
- So another d20 + 1?
- Lampshade:
- Spells are standard actions, right?
- DM:
- yes
- * Shanto rolls: d20 + 1 => 6 + 1 = 7
- DM:
- to both
- Shanto:
- Oh well
- DM:
- ah
- DM:
- Darth?
- Lampshade:
- We're so good at fighting
- Darth GW7:
- My go?
- Darth GW7:
- Ah yes so it is
- Darth GW7:
- I use my dergon breath
- Shanto:
- ?!?!
- Shanto:
- That seems
- Lampshade:
- I'm right behind him you asshole
- Shanto:
- Risky
- DM:
- hehe
- Shanto:
- Can I move
- Shanto:
- If he does this
- Darth GW7:
- It's only 5ft range
- Darth GW7:
- :v
- Lampshade:
- not your turn anymore
- Darth GW7:
- Which is adjacent square
- Lampshade:
- oh
- Lampshade:
- we're safe!
- Darth GW7:
- Hmm
- Shanto:
- I'm not I'm diagonally am I not
- Darth GW7:
- What sort of energy would be best against it, you think?
- Lampshade:
- Just something
- Shanto:
- fire
- Darth GW7:
- Yeah
- Darth GW7:
- I'll go with fire
- Lampshade:
- Fire sounds great
- DM:
- planar check?
- Lampshade:
- fine
- * Lampshade rolls: d20+3 => 18 + 3 = 21
- Darth GW7:
- nice
- DM:
- not acid, cold, or fire
- Lampshade:
- And I get good roll on THAT
- Darth GW7:
- oh
- Lampshade:
- what else there is?
- Darth GW7:
- ...
- Shanto:
- Water gun
- Darth GW7:
- Which leaves me electricity
- Shanto:
- GO BLASTOISE
- Darth GW7:
- Okay, electricity it is
- * Darth GW7 rolls: d8 => 7
- Shanto:
- Wait
- Shanto:
- fuck
- DM:
- wait what
- Lampshade:
- There's an electricity breath?
- Darth GW7:
- Yeah
- Lampshade:
- cool
- Shanto:
- I was gonna do a spot check to see if there was water near by
- Darth GW7:
- The damage can be acid, cold, electricity, or fi re, changing on each use as the dragonborn chooses
- Lampshade:
- I don't think it's water
- DM:
- darth, 7 damage?
- Darth GW7:
- Yeah
- * DM rolls: d20 + 3 => 15 + 3 = 18
- DM:
- 3 damage
- Darth GW7:
- darn
- Darth GW7:
- reflex save?
- DM:
- yeah
- Lampshade:
- Is it dead yet?
- Darth GW7:
- Kill it kill it kill it
- DM:
- Nope. Nearly
- DM:
- Lamp?
- Lampshade:
- I attack!
- Lampshade:
- gotta save spell for healing
- * Lampshade rolls: d20+1 => 11 + 1 = 12
- Lampshade:
- well fuck
- Shanto:
- fuuuuu
- DM:
- ...
- GRiM:
- dont worry guys
- GRiM:
- i have a cunning plan
- Shanto:
- Isn't someone gonna die?
- DM:
- The dretch pities the party. And then attacks them.
- Lampshade:
- haha
- Darth GW7:
- ie me
- DM:
- Lamp, I think. Biting time
- DM:
- and scratching
- Lampshade:
- eep
- Darth GW7:
- and gouging
- Darth GW7:
- and tearing
- Darth GW7:
- and ripping
- Darth GW7:
- and oh god the blood
- * DM rolls: d20 + 4 => 9 + 4 = 13
- Lampshade:
- And other nasty things
- * DM rolls: d20 + 4 => 20 + 4 = 24
- DM:
- ...
- Lampshade:
- So
- * DM rolls: d20 + 2 => 7 + 2 = 9
- Lampshade:
- What should I reroll as?
- Lampshade:
- I was thinking of wizard
- * DM rolls: d20 + 4 => 19 + 4 = 23
- Shanto:
- Wow are you dead
- DM:
- alright
- Darth GW7:
- wow
- DM:
- all at once?
- Lampshade:
- Well this was fun!
- * DM rolls: 3d6 + 3 => 17 + 3 = 20
- DM:
- 20 damage!
- Darth GW7:
- ...
- DM:
- dingdingding!
- Lampshade:
- fucking hell
- Lampshade:
- wait!
- Shanto:
- Heal
- Shanto:
- Bubble
- Lampshade:
- only one attack?
- DM:
- 3 attacks
- Darth GW7:
- ...
- Lampshade:
- fuck
- DM:
- two to take you to 0
- Lampshade:
- and two can oneshot me
- Darth GW7:
- hjort
- DM:
- and then 1 to take you to -6
- Lampshade:
- ok
- Darth GW7:
- oh
- Lampshade:
- ok
- Lampshade:
- Can I retcon
- Lampshade:
- for the party?
- Shanto:
- ?
- DM:
- who says you're dead?
- Lampshade:
- And use my daily?
- DM:
- ...fine.
- DM:
- no
- Lampshade:
- Darth GW7:
- I thought lamp was gonna die
- Darth GW7:
- 20 damage at 10hp = -10
- Lampshade:
- what about the third attack?
- Darth GW7:
- = insta death
- Darth GW7:
- :V
- Shanto:
- Didn't pass your AC I don't think?
- Lampshade:
- oh right
- Lampshade:
- So
- Lampshade:
- I can blow my daily to try to save myself
- Lampshade:
- but still go down
- DM:
- what
- DM:
- what daily
- Lampshade:
- Luck domain!
- DM:
- oooh
- Shanto:
- ima lol if you fuck this up
- DM:
- I'll let you retcon it, yeah
- DM:
- 1 reroll
- Darth GW7:
- don't blow the daily
- Lampshade:
- roll for dodge?
- Lampshade:
- hehe
- Shanto:
- *tense drum roll*
- Lampshade:
- wait
- Lampshade:
- I mean
- Lampshade:
- what do I reroll?
- DM:
- the attack from last round, I guess
- Lampshade:
- yeah
- DM:
- unless you want to use a spell
- Lampshade:
- that one
- Lampshade:
- hmm
- Lampshade:
- Can I save the guy with lvl 0 spell?
- DM:
- you can stop him dying, yes
- DM:
- but I wouldn't
- DM:
- because next turn, you take all that damage
- Lampshade:
- He's an asshole?
- Lampshade:
- Yeah
- Lampshade:
- Spell it is
- Shanto:
- Why would we all take damage?
- DM:
- why?
- DM:
- no, Lamp takes damage
- Shanto:
- Oh
- Darth GW7:
- all the damage he would have taken
- Lampshade:
- Inflict light wounds
- DM:
- I'm allowing 1 retcon. And then we proceed as normal
- DM:
- oh, ok
- * DM rolls: d20 + 2 => 8 + 2 = 10
- DM:
- attack of opportunity failed
- DM:
- continue
- GRiM:
- lol
- * Lampshade rolls: d8+1 => 2 + 1 = 3
- Lampshade:
- OH COME ON
- GRiM:
- dont worry we'll drag you to a temple
- DM:
- waitwaitwait
- Shanto:
- gg lamp
- Lampshade:
- I like how I died to the first fucking enemy EVER
- Darth GW7:
- can we hurry up please I really need to go :v
- DM:
- whay
- DM:
- It's funny
- Lampshade:
- if it weren't for retcon
- DM:
- It only had 2 hp left
- DM:
- gratz
- Lampshade:
- oh
- Lampshade:
- ohew
- Lampshade:
- phew
- Lampshade:
- So did that blow the daily?
- DM:
- yes
- GRiM:
- did it die?
- Lampshade:
- ok
- DM:
- yes
- Lampshade:
- yes
- GRiM:
- GRiM:
- I had a awesome plan
- DM:
- will we divvy up loot and xp next time?
- Darth GW7:
- how did he blow the daily if it died
- Darth GW7:
- :v
- Lampshade:
- My daily
- Lampshade:
- Is one rerol
- Lampshade:
- reroll
- DM:
- he still redid the action
- Darth GW7:
- oh
- Darth GW7:
- anyway
- Darth GW7:
- we done?
- Lampshade:
- It's because I worship a god of luck
- DM:
- yes, done
- DM:
- next wednesday?
- Lampshade:
- Okay
- Shanto:
- Sure
- Darth GW7:
- Sure
- GRiM:
- sure
- GRiM:
- i'll save
- Shanto:
- I'm confused though
- Shanto:
- Did lamp die
- Lampshade:
- no
- DM:
- no
- GRiM:
- we can divvy up loot when we get back
- Darth GW7:
- he's unconcious
- Lampshade:
- I have a retcon daily
- Darth GW7:
- Anyway
- Darth GW7:
- gtg
- Lampshade:
- It didn't happen
- GRiM:
- and talk to this man
- Darth GW7:
- See you guys
- DM:
- adios
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