Human Yoga

>A camera crew records from afar as Celestia and you come walking out into the royal garden.
"What are they doing?"
>Celestia gently places a hoof on your arm and smiles, "Don't worry about them sweetie."
>You smile back and caress her face as she nuzzles you.
>One pony behind the camera talks into a microphone, "The princess wills the human to calm down with subtle touch and gentle words. The once wild beast thought untamable is now putty in her hooves, to be molded into what she wants."

"They keep looking over here."
>"Shh, hush, it's ok. Here, I bet a nice massage will make you feel better."
>Celestia genty applies pressure to you as you wobble uncertainly. What the fuck do they keep looking over here for?
>Deciding to ignore them, you lay down on you back as she nuzzles you to lay on your stomach.

>"The Princess persuades him not with a punishing hoof, but a genle touch. Never would she strike him, never would she lose her temper. He is hers, and will do anything for her."

"I'm pretty sure he's looking at us."
>"Relax Anon."
"No, fuck that guy."
>You start getting up as Celestia tries to hold you down. You move her off and get up before walking over to them.
"Hey! Yeah you asshole! What the hell are you looking at!?"
>You pick up a stick and start swinging it around running at them as they start packing up in a panic.

>"T.the human seems to be upset. Princess! Whisper sweet nothings to it! Help!"
>You go running over swinging your wood around and breaking their equipment as Celestia comes running over, "Anon! Breathe! Breathe!"
"You peeping tom mother fuckers!"
>Today was a Human Yoga kinda day