Lotormione is canon

AlasdairToday at 3:24 PM
Um??? Hermiolas is my OTP????
Quit being a nasty anti???
StarryOolongToday at 3:24 PM
HERMIOLAS
RainmanToday at 3:24 PM
dari pls
if you turn this into another zuko thing
mochiToday at 3:24 PM
https://www.wattpad.com/409660186-love-can-fight-any-battle-legolas-hermione-love
StarryOolongToday at 3:24 PM
I’m gonna have to ask you to fuck off
NO
RainmanToday at 3:24 PM
WHY
StarryOolongToday at 3:24 PM
MOCHCIX
AlasdairToday at 3:24 PM
Wow :/ I really expected more tolerance from you guys :/ So much for ship and let ship
mochiToday at 3:25 PM
I’m gonna read it
RainmanToday at 3:25 PM
im more scared of how bad the writing is bc. wattpad
StarryOolongToday at 3:25 PM
I fucking
AlasdairToday at 3:25 PM
Anyway so Hermione is all about rights for house elves, yes? If high elves existed in the Harry Potter universe, she'd make it her mission to learn all about them
RainmanToday at 3:25 PM
hes doing it
StarryOolongToday at 3:26 PM
I’m gonna read it because curiosity killed the cat
But how
AlasdairToday at 3:26 PM
I've never seen Lord of the Rings but isn't Legolas, like, royalty or some kind of hot shit in the elf world? I have no idea
Anyway he's played by Orlando Bloom and he's hot and that's all the reason Hermione needs to be like "I'm gonna climb that like a tree"
RainmanToday at 3:26 PM
hes. the prince
StarryOolongToday at 3:26 PM
Wonderful
AlasdairToday at 3:27 PM
A bitch is gonna get her a crown
MilkToday at 3:28 PM
The other reality  Lotor
Legolas. Lotor.
Coincidence? I think not.
StarryOolongToday at 3:28 PM
Legotor
mochiToday at 3:28 PM
There’s a Legolas emoji
🧝‍♂️
MilkToday at 3:28 PM
🧝‍♂️
Can I make him purple
AlasdairToday at 3:29 PM
... So, Lotormione is canon
StarryOolongToday at 3:29 PM
HEY
mochiToday at 3:29 PM
HHHHH
MilkToday at 3:29 PM
I can’t believe Lotor and lants have emojis
StarryOolongToday at 3:29 PM
DAIRY KING
AlasdairToday at 3:29 PM
LISTEN, THEY'RE BOTH INSUFFERABLE KNOW-IT-ALLS
StarryOolongToday at 3:29 PM
D O N T D O T H I S T O M E
MilkToday at 3:29 PM
🧝‍♂️ :shrug::skin-tone-3:‍♂️
StarryOolongToday at 3:29 PM
WITH THE WAY YOU WRITE
YOU COULD CONVINCE ME TO SHIP ANYTHING
SO S T O P
MilkToday at 3:30 PM
:eyes:
StarryOolongToday at 3:30 PM
spare me
MilkToday at 3:30 PM
How much to get you to continue
StarryOolongToday at 3:30 PM
MILK
MilkToday at 3:30 PM
What’s ur PayPal
StarryOolongToday at 3:30 PM
M I L K
AlasdairToday at 3:33 PM
Lotor is somebody who prizes ability over all else, he takes great pride in showing that somebody's blood has no impact on who they become, so he'd see Hermione being persecuted for who her parents are and he is furious. Unlike other people, though, Lotor's rage isn't explosive, it turns him glacial. His voice is quiet but trembles with an intensity few have ever survived as he eviscerates anyone fool enough to try and shame someone for their bloodline with complete and utter precision.
StarryOolongToday at 3:34 PM
Hey dair
hey
AlasdairToday at 3:35 PM
Hey :)c?
StarryOolongToday at 3:35 PM
frick you
MilkToday at 3:35 PM
Ily
AlasdairToday at 3:35 PM
HERE'S THE THING, THOUGH.
StarryOolongToday at 3:36 PM
Conversion camp except it’s not painful
AlasdairToday at 3:39 PM
Hermione can fight her own battles. She doesn't need anyone to step in and be a white knight astride a magnificent steed because she's uniquely capable of defending herself, and once Lotor is through with his verbal massacre, she walks up to him eyes blazing and stares him down and tells him, every single word carefully enunciated and perfectly placed, that she doesn't need his help, thanks ever so much. She radiates the kind of fury that's barely held together by her iron composure and the heat of her scorn is enough to defrost him from a paragon of virtue to the shame-faced young man he is underneath that mask of competence.
"Why insert yourself into something that doesn't concern you?!"
"It concerns me because I never want anyone made to feel as though who they are holds no weight because of their parents before them... As I have."
StarryOolongToday at 3:41 PM
Hey
Why would you do this to me
AlasdairToday at 3:42 PM
Because I can ;)
StarryOolongToday at 3:43 PM
h
MilkToday at 3:44 PM
:0
Ily
AlasdairToday at 3:48 PM
They get off to a rocky start, but after a sincere apology and some time to cool down, Hermione begrudgingly accepts that he was only trying to help out of a sense of kinship, not superiority. From then on, it's easy. Bonding over books with somebody that can listen to her passionate ramblings about magical theory and offer genuine, insightful opinions is something she's never truly gotten during her time at Hogwarts with everyone eager to dismiss her as a know-it-all. They clash and bicker and he's never afraid to tell her when he disagrees with her, but it's to offer a counterpoint or bring to light an error in her logic, never to belittle or demean her. He respects her intelligence by expecting the very best of her, praising her achievements and guiding her flaws where necessary, while she does the same and stops keeping a mental tally of all the times she's been proven wrong.
StarryOolongToday at 3:49 PM
Also hey
DAIR
AlasdairToday at 3:50 PM
Yeeees? :)c
StarryOolongToday at 3:50 PM
how could you do this to me
AlasdairToday at 3:50 PM
Because all must dance to my grim tune