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Census Taker to Housewife: Did you ever have the measles, and, if so,
how many?

"Given the choice between accomplishing something and just lying
around, I'd rather lie around.  No contest."
		-- Eric Clapton

It is easier to change the specification to fit the program than vice
versa.

God doesn't play dice.
		-- Albert Einstein


Do molecular biologists wear designer genes?

It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so
ingenious.


Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?


Machine-Independent, adj.:
	Does not run on any existing machine.


Waste not, get your budget cut next year.


Sorry.  I forget what I was going to say.

Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday

The rain it raineth on the just
	And also on the unjust fella,
But chiefly on the just, because
	The unjust steals the just's umbrella.


Go climb a gravity well!


You have the capacity to learn from mistakes.  You'll learn a lot
today.


The computing field is always in need of new cliches.
		-- Alan Perlis

Of all the animals, the boy is the most unmanageable.
		-- Plato

Documentation is like sex: when it is good, it is very, very good; and
when it is bad, it is better than nothing.
		-- Dick Brandon


Langsam's Laws:
	(1) Everything depends.
	(2) Nothing is always.
	(3) Everything is sometimes.

G. B. Shaw to William Douglas Home: "Go on writing plays, my boy.  One
of these days a London producer will go into his office and say to his
secretary, `Is there a play from Shaw this morning?' and when she says
`No,' he will say, `Well, then we'll have to start on the rubbish.' And
that's your chance, my boy."

Barach's Rule:
	An alcoholic is a person who drinks more than his own
physician.


In seeking the unattainable, simplicity only gets in the way.
		-- Epigrams in Programming, ACM SIGPLAN Sept. 1982

This will be a memorable month -- no matter how hard you try to forget
it.