Night of the Living Bread [Lizy/Lupa][/tlvg/]

>"The Night of the Living Bread!" Groaned the television.
>"Boo!" Lupa said as she threw popcorn at the screen.
>"Hey! This is a classic of the silver age of horror." Lizy says from her place sitting on the carpet. "And don't waste the popcorn."
>Lupa rolls her eyes.
>But then that water phone hits and the shivers start running up and down her spine.
>The zombie bread launches itself at the love interest and Lupa shuts her eyes.
>"Shush!" Lizy says. "It's just fishing line. See? Right there!"
>"Y-yeah. Whatever."Lupa says as she settled back down into the couch.
>Then the love interest rose from the bed with a possessed look, which was literally just foundation and extra eye liner.
>Lupa went to cover her eyes, but the wasn't fast enough as the woman attacked her friend. Fake blood was everywhere.
>"Omigodomigodfuck!"
>"Language. It's fake blood; corn syrup and red food dye."
>"I'm done. I'm done watching." Lupa says as she stands up and heads for the kitchen.
>"Lupa, no. Come on..." Lizy pouts.
>Lupa turns around and looks to her young cousin pleading. "Well, I guess- Oh fuck!" Lupa shouted as the lead shot a hole clear through the zombified woman's head.
>"Language!" Lizy said as her cousin fell back off her feet, passed out.