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Aug 31st, 2016
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  1. >Slowing down to a brisk walk, you wipe away the sweat collected on your forehead
  2. >You exhale
  3. >Wew
  4. >After finding out there isn't much to do around here, you took up jogging in the morning
  5. >The air's fresh, and the only people here this early are old stallions that stare and occasionally smile at you when you pass them
  6. >It first started as just simple 15 minute runs, but at some point you just started to go for longer and longer
  7. >You lost count of how much time you've spent aimlessly roam around, so you just let your legs carry you around until you feel tired
  8. >Maybe it's the little masochist inside you, but you enjoy the burning feeling inside your lungs accompanied with the usual adrenaline rush
  9. >Your breath slows down to a more even pace as you look for somewhere to rest
  10. >A bench conveniently comes into view with a mare occupying a small part of it
  11. >Sweet
  12.  
  13. >Ugh, why is Dad so annoying?!
  14. >'Oh, Moonie, you should stop being a slouch go out more often!'
  15. >And now you're outside
  16. >Away from your comics
  17. >You swear, it's like your family is trying to sap away your lifesource
  18. >This park brings back some uncomfortable memories
  19. >Like the many times where you were accosted by the ponice for "suspicious activity"
  20. >So what you were near fillies?!
  21. >You were filming for an art project!
  22. >Swear on Celestia's pubes!
  23. >And now you're on a watchlist
  24. >Buckin' ignoramuses
  25. >Your ears quirk up at the sound of hoovesteps, and you-
  26. >Oh
  27. >Oh, hotcakes
  28. >Wet colt at 3 o'clock, captain
  29. >He's getting closer to you
  30. >Like, taking a seat next to you close
  31. >Like, SPREADING his legs, joint touching your own extremities close
  32. >The fact that he's emanating the hottest musk ever doesn't help either
  33. >What he has doesn't even compare with that one time you brushed by that cute colt in chemistry
  34. >This specimen here exudes all the qualities you love
  35. >Tall, lean, [spoiler]ready you crush you at a moment's notice[/spoiler]
  36. >"Hey."
  37. >IT'S TRYING TO STRIKE A CONVERSATION!
  38. "Ha, uhmn. Hi."
  39. >[distressed horse noises]
  40. >"You, uh, come here often?"
  41. "Huh? Kinda, I guess."
  42. >Aaaannd silence
  43. >>Celestia-dammit, you're an embarrassment to mares worldwide
  44. >You regret not trimming this morning, or any morning after high school, now that you think about it
  45. >"Jeez."
  46. >Now what
  47. >"It's getting a bit hot for me."
  48. >He starts to remove his tanktop, revealing his-
  49. >WOAH FILLY
  50. >WE GOT TANLINES
  51. >HOT TANLINES
  52. >And with that, you pass out like the disappointment you are
  53.  
  54. >You wake up to unfamiliar surroundings
  55. >What, what happened?
  56. >You're in a bed that's not your's, and there's...shower sounds?
  57. >You hear faucets being turned off, and out steps that big colt from the park, a towel around his waist being the only thing he has on for decency
  58. >Noticing you're awake, he flashes a smile at you
  59. >"Hi again. You kinda fainted on that bench, and I thought you were suffering from a heat stroke. So, um, sorry I carried you to my place without you knowing."
  60. >This can't be real
  61. >You have to have died on that bench, shocked and covered in fluids
  62. >You smack yourself
  63. "OW!"
  64. >"Woah, you-"
  65. "I'M ALRIGHT."
  66. >THIS IS REAL
  67. >He's just staring at you, expecting a response
  68. >C'mon, Moondancer
  69. >You can do this!
  70. "Please rut me."
  71. >Brain, why?
  72. >Because you think a diet consisting of instant-noodles and nothing else will benefit your body
  73. >Oh
  74. >You hang your head low in shame, knowing what's coming next
  75. >"Sure."
  76. >...You are one lucky-ass mare
  77.  
  78. Then they fugged and at some point this http://pastebin.com/7Va85S8j happened
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