Ralph Breaks the Internet (2018)

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Okay, my turn, my turn.

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Umm, I got one.
- Great.

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Can you make it a little
more challenging this time?

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Okay.
Check this out.

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I spy with my little eye,

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something yellow,

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and round, and
it eats dots.

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Seriously, Ralph?
- Yeah, seriously.

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You're never gonna get it.

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Well, obviously, it's Pac-Man.

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- No- that's not ob-
why is it obvious?

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Name one other thing in this whole arcade
that is yellow and round and eats dots.

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I can name two things: Ms. Pac-Man
and Baby Pac-Man. Boom!

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I accept your apology.
- Yeah, you're right, okay.

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But, was it Pac-Man?
- Yeah. You got me.

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Alright.
Riddle me this,

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Do you or do you not
think that Zangief waxes?

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No way, look at the guy.
He looks like a yeti!

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I dunno. I mean, if the fur
were confined to his chest

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I might agree, but look at
those two very specific

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tufts of shoe hair
poking out of his boots.

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That does not just happen, Ralph.
That is a choice.

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You're totally right, kid!
He's baby smooth everywhere else!

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I rest my case.
- My mind is blown.

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Let's go get a root beer.

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Ok, let's see what you got, kid.

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Ooh, nice one!
Okay, I think I got one in the chamber.

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Eww! Gross!
- Thank you.

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Hey, wanna sneak into Tron?
- Doesn't that game have a virus?

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No, I'm sure they've fixed it.

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I'm gonna beat my speed record!

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Hey! Wait for me!

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Ralph?
- Yeah?

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I don't think they fixed the game.

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Uh, no.

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Help! Tron?

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Anyone! Help!

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Do you realize we're basically
just, like, zeroes and ones

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floating around like we are just
tiny specks of dust?

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Like, doesn't the very nature of
our existence make you wonder

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if there is more to life than this?

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Why would I wonder if there is more to
life when the life I got is perfect?

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I mean, sure, it doesn't
look so hot on paper,

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I'm just a bad guy from

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some old video game who
wrecks a building.

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Yeah, and for 27 years I was a
total zero without any friends.

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But now I got a best
friend who just happens

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to be the coolest kid
in the whole arcade.

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Aw, thanks, Ralph.
- Watch this.

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Home run!

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Alright, let's go
watch the sunrise.

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Are you really saying
that there is not

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one single solitary
thing about your life

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that you would change?

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No. Think about it. You and me
get to goof off all night long.

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Litwak shows up, we go to work, we put
on the hours, then the arcade closes

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and we get to do
it all over again!

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The only thing I might do
different in that scenario

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would be not having to go to work. Other
than that, I wouldn't change a thing.

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Hey, where'd the sunrise go?

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Alright. Let's get
you plugged in.

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That's a plug in alert!

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Litwak hasn't plugged in a new game
in forever! Let's go see what it is!

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Yeah! Excuse us, excuse us. Hey, Felix!
Calhoun! What's getting plugged in?

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Well, Ralph, Sonic thinks it's
gonna be a new pinball machine.

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What do you think, ladylove?

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I'll bet you a shiny nickel
it's a blood pressure machine.

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Kids love those things.

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Please be a racing game, please be a
racing game, please be a racing game.

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Whiffy? Or Wifey?

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Well, it's either whiffleball
or an arranged marriage game.

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It's actually pronounced "Wi-Fi", Ralph.
- Yeah, that's what I said.

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- And Wi-Fi is the Internet

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which is an online community
where human beings go to shop,

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play games, and socialize.
- Ooh, fun!

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Oh no, it is not!

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That sign right there says "Wi-Fi",
what it should say is "Die-Fi".

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That's a little humor there but seriously,
the Internet is nothing to laugh at.

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It is new, it is different, and
therefore we should fear it.

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So keep out, for Pete's sake, and get
to work. The arcade's about to open.

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Figures! Finally get
something new plugged in

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and we're not even
allowed to go in there!

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Totally not fair!
- A new racing game would've been cool.

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Something wrong with your game?
- No, no.

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It's just every bonus levels been
unlocked, I know every shortcut.

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Man, I'd kill for even just a new track!
- New track?

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You already got, like, three choices.
- Yeah, I know,

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but don't you ever wish
something new and different

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would happen in your game?
- Nope.

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Really?

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Well, agree to disagree.
- Wait, I don't wanna disagree.

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No, no, it's just a fancy way to say
we don't have to argue about it.

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We're arguing? I
don't want to argue!

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Relax. Stop making it a thing, go to work.
I'll see you tonight, stench-vessel.

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Alright.

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She wants a new track?
I'll give her a new track!

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C'mon, Nafisa!
Let's play Sugar Rush!

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Pick Vanellope, Swatti!
She's got the best superpower.

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Yeah, the glitch!
I love her!

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Drivers, start your engines!

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You're gonna lose today, princess.

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Well, yes, I am technically
a princess, Taffyta.

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I'd rather you'd just think
of me as plain old Vanellope,

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the racer who is about
to kick your butt.

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3, 2, 1, go!

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Right on cue.
- I love it when she glitches!

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Excuse me, I must've fallen asleep.
Oh, fun, I'm winning.

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She's gonna love this.

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Right on time!

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What?

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Looking for something
new, and different?

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Then take this track!

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Oh, Ralph, you old son of a gun!

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I'd say I got a little
time for a detour!

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Hey, look! I think I
unlocked a new track!

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Never seen that before.

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This is awesome!

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Thanks, Ralph!
- You're welcome!

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Get back up on the track, Swatti!
You're going to lose! - I can't!

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It's like it's driving itself!

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What is wrong with this thing?

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Oh, no!

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Ralph!

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Oh, no, no, no, no, no!

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Kid!

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Oh, kid, I'm so sorry!
Are you okay?

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What an amazing track! Thank you, Ralph!
Thank you, thank you, thank you!

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You're welcome!

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You know I take my duty as
your hero very seriously.

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Wait a minute. You took
a serious doody where?

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Vanellope, get up here!
We have a situation.

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Mr. Litwak, the Vanellope
racer wasn't working and

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I think maybe I turned the wheel too hard.
- Oh!

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I'm really sorry.
- Oh, it's okay, Swatti.

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I think I can get it back
on there pretty easily.

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What did you do, Ralph?
- Nothing!

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Leave him alone, he's
just trying to

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make the game more exciting.
- Yeah. Why don't you relax, Taffyta?

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Litwak will fix it.

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Alright.

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Okay. It's still not a problem.

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He'll just order a new part.

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Well, I ordered the new part
but the company

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that made Sugar Rush went
out of business years ago.

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I could try to find them on the internet.
- Oh, good idea! - Yeah, me too!

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Good luck. You're only gonna
be finding a needle in a-

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I got one! On eBay!
- Really? How about that?

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See? Those kids have
it under control. They're

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just gonna get another
wheel from the eBoy.

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Are you kidding me?
How much?

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That's more than this
game makes in a year!

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I hate to say it but my salvage
guys are coming on Friday.

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It might be time to sell
Sugar Rush for parts.

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Where's he going?
He's-

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Litwak's gonna unplug the game!
Go! Go, go, go!

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Gang way!

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What are you people doing out
your game, for Pete's sake?

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The arcade is open!

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Sugar Rush is getting unplugged!

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We're homeless!
- Yeah, we're homeless!

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Oh, what are we gonna do?

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Calm down! Calm down.
Get a hold of yourself.

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Unplugging.

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Good Lord, I haven't seen this
many game-less characters

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since Space Invaders went down.

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Where are we gonna live?

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You can stay here until the
arcade closes, I guess,

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and then we'll figure out where
the heck we're gonna put you all.

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Okay. Here we go.

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I raided Gene's fridge.
Good news, he's got pie.

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I took a bunch of his
pillows and junk too. I'm

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thinking we make a fort out here.
Or like a yurt.

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Or, we could take these
pillows and stack

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them right and we can make
an igloo out of pillows

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like a pillow igloo, pigloo!
Pigloo!

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So what do you think, kid? Fort, yurt,
or the obvious best choice, pigloo?

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I can't believe I don't
have a game anymore.

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I mean, like what am I gonna do all day?

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What? Come on, are you kidding?

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You sleep in, you do no work, and you
go to Tappers with me every night.

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I've literally just described paradise.
- But I loved my game.

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Oh, come on., you were just bellyaching
about the tracks being too easy!

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But that doesn't mean I didn't love it!

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Yeah, sure it was kind of predictable,
but, still, I never really knew

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what might happen in a race.

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And it's that, it's that feeling, that
"not knowing what's coming next" feeling.

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That's the stuff.

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It feels like life to me.

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If I'm not a racer,
Ralph, what am I?

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My best friend.
- It's not enough.

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No, I just-
I'm sorry. I know I'm being weird.

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I think that maybe I just
need to be alone right now.

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Okay.

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I'll meet you over at Tappers
in a little while, I guess.

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Alright, now, we've found some good
homes for so many of our chums

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from Sugar Rush, and we're
just hoping a few more of you

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will open your doors and your
hearts to those in need.

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I suppose that large green olive
will fit in nicely with my decor.

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I'm a sour ball.

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- Well, beggars can't be
choosers, can't they?

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Come along, condiment.

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Mmmkay.

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Marvelous! That just
leaves the racers.

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We're like, adorable.
- You sure are!

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So, any takers?

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Anyone?

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Felix. I know we've
never once talked

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about having a family before, but-
- I know!

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It feels like the kind
of thing you just jump

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into with both feet,
and then made a plan!

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Felix and I will
give them sanctuary!

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Can I get a quick
word with you two?

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Look, I get it, you've
been married for 6 years,

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you're looking to
spice things up.

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But, trust me, adopting 15 children

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is the wrong kind of spice.

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Those things are basically feral.
- Pardon me, sir,

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but those youngsters are lambs!
Lost little lambs

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in need of two kind, caring shepherds!
- That's right.

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Besides, how hard
can parenting be?

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You treat the child like your best friend,
you give them everything they want

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and you just love their little socks off!
Right, Tammy? - Darn tootin'.

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Hey, mom! Why does your lame
TV only have 1 channel?

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Well? Hate to say I told you-

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Hey, Tapper?
- No, Ralph, I haven't seen Vanellope.

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Not since the last time you
asked me 30 seconds ago!

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Sorry. I'm just
worried about her.

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She's glitching like crazy and
acting super insecure and

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Oh, get this. She said being friends
with me wasn't enough for her.

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Not enough? I'm a great friend!

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Right, Tapper? Right?
- I'm sorry, who's acting insecure?

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Ralph, come on. the kid just lost her game.
Give her a break.

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There you ar-

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00:15:09,766 --> 00:15:12,633
Hey, Ralph.
- Hey, Felix.

235
00:15:12,636 --> 00:15:15,605
Since when do you drink root beer?
- Since tonight.

236
00:15:15,605 --> 00:15:16,731
Yeah, I hear you, buddy.

237
00:15:16,773 --> 00:15:20,709
Hey, listen, this one was supposed to be
for Vanellope. I guess you can have it.

238
00:15:20,710 --> 00:15:23,679
Doesn't look like she's coming.
- Thanks.

239
00:15:23,713 --> 00:15:26,739
You know, I can't help but
think this whole mess is

240
00:15:26,750 --> 00:15:29,514
somehow, partially my fault.

241
00:15:29,553 --> 00:15:34,684
It figures. Just when my life was perfect.
- Mine was too!

242
00:15:34,724 --> 00:15:38,558
But, hey! Now I'm a father of 15!

243
00:15:38,562 --> 00:15:40,587
Isn't that just a blessing?

244
00:15:47,637 --> 00:15:49,798
Wait a minute.
What did you just say, Felix?

245
00:15:50,774 --> 00:15:53,834
Isn't that just a blessing?
- No, that weird sound thing.

246
00:15:55,645 --> 00:15:57,579
Yeah!

247
00:15:57,581 --> 00:15:58,809
Say it again.

248
00:16:01,851 --> 00:16:02,818
Say it again!

249
00:16:06,623 --> 00:16:08,750
eBoy?
- Yeah!

250
00:16:08,758 --> 00:16:10,783
What are you getting
at there, Ralph?

251
00:16:10,827 --> 00:16:14,763
That kid out in the arcade said there was
a steering wheel part in the internet

252
00:16:14,764 --> 00:16:19,667
in something called eBoy
or, eBay! That's it, it was eBay!

253
00:16:19,669 --> 00:16:22,536
Ralph, are you thinking
about going to the internet

254
00:16:22,539 --> 00:16:23,597
and fiding that part?

255
00:16:23,640 --> 00:16:25,733
Getting that part's the only
thing that's gonna fix the game

256
00:16:25,775 --> 00:16:28,642
and that's the only thing that's
gonna make Vanellope happy again.

257
00:16:28,645 --> 00:16:32,638
And if Sugar Rush is fixed, those
lovable scamps living in my house

258
00:16:32,682 --> 00:16:36,778
and destroying my sanity will
have homes of their own again!

259
00:16:36,786 --> 00:16:40,654
Ralph, this is an important mission.
A noble mission!

260
00:16:40,690 --> 00:16:42,658
I will cover for you.
- Thanks, pal!

261
00:16:42,792 --> 00:16:45,761
Ralph, what about your tab?
You're only here for the root beer.

262
00:16:45,762 --> 00:16:48,822
Felix is gonna cover for me!
Drinks on the house, everybody!

263
00:16:48,832 --> 00:16:50,561
Felix is paying!

264
00:17:03,046 --> 00:17:05,014
Ralph, what is wrong with you?

265
00:17:05,048 --> 00:17:08,197
Start churning butter and
put on your church shoes,

266
00:17:08,222 --> 00:17:11,068
little sister, cause we're
about to blast off!

267
00:17:11,788 --> 00:17:14,655
What are you even talking about?

268
00:17:14,658 --> 00:17:16,683
We're going to the internet.
- What?

269
00:17:16,726 --> 00:17:18,626
Yeah, to find the part
to fix your game.

270
00:17:18,662 --> 00:17:19,629
No way!

271
00:17:19,629 --> 00:17:20,789
Yeah, I probably should have just
said we're going to the internet.

272
00:17:20,830 --> 00:17:23,731
We're going to the internet!
- Yeah, we are!

273
00:17:24,567 --> 00:17:26,660
Surge! Are we glad to see you!

274
00:17:26,703 --> 00:17:29,763
We want to report some
malfeasants over by the Whac-a-Mole.

275
00:17:29,773 --> 00:17:33,732
Yeah, we saw some undesirables causing
a real donnybrook over there!

276
00:17:33,777 --> 00:17:36,575
Oh, heck no, not on my watch!

277
00:17:36,613 --> 00:17:37,739
Appreciate the tip.

278
00:17:41,785 --> 00:17:44,983
So, all we gotta do is
find this eBoy place.

279
00:17:45,008 --> 00:17:46,688
- eBay.
- Right, eBay.

280
00:17:46,723 --> 00:17:48,747
So we go over there, get
the steering wheel,

281
00:17:48,772 --> 00:17:50,682
have it delivered to
Litwak before Friday,

282
00:17:50,694 --> 00:17:53,629
he'll fix your game, everything
goes back to the way it was!

283
00:17:53,763 --> 00:17:54,821
Happily ever after!

284
00:17:54,831 --> 00:17:59,564
This is a shockingly sound, well thought-out
idea for you, Ralph, no offense.

285
00:17:59,569 --> 00:18:01,537
I know, and none taken.

286
00:18:01,571 --> 00:18:07,669
Here it comes! Ladies and gentlemen, boy
and girls, I give you the internet!

287
00:18:10,814 --> 00:18:15,547
The internet is not nearly as
impressive as how Sonic described it.

288
00:18:15,585 --> 00:18:17,678
I gotta admit, I'm underwhelmed.

289
00:18:17,687 --> 00:18:20,679
Where do you think they keep their eBay?
- Beats me.

290
00:18:20,690 --> 00:18:24,592
Hello? Anybody here?
- Anyone, hello?

291
00:18:24,627 --> 00:18:27,790
We're looking for eBay!
- You hear that, kid?

292
00:18:27,797 --> 00:18:30,664
Sweet echo!
Check this out.

293
00:18:36,740 --> 00:18:39,573
Okay. Connect to network.

294
00:18:39,843 --> 00:18:45,782
Bingo. Password is "highscore",
with a zero instead of O.

295
00:18:45,782 --> 00:18:50,651
Yes, and we are online.

296
00:19:00,797 --> 00:19:02,662
Ralph, look!

297
00:19:08,638 --> 00:19:12,574
That's a gremlin! Stay away, it's a
gremlin! - It looks like a tiny Mr. Litwak!

298
00:19:16,780 --> 00:19:20,614
Cool! Come on, Ralph, let's follow him!
- Hey, wait for me!

299
00:19:20,650 --> 00:19:21,742
Kid, come back! Wait!

300
00:19:25,855 --> 00:19:27,755
Vanellope!

301
00:19:51,815 --> 00:19:53,612
Kid!

302
00:19:53,616 --> 00:19:57,552
Ralph, isn't this great?
- No, it is not!

303
00:20:40,196 --> 00:20:43,165
Sweet mother of monkey milk!

304
00:20:44,300 --> 00:20:47,133
Kid, I don't think we're
in Litwak's anymore.

305
00:20:47,136 --> 00:20:52,164
We certainly are not, friendo.
We are in the internet!

306
00:20:52,208 --> 00:20:53,232
Come on, Ralph!

307
00:21:02,051 --> 00:21:05,179
Holy cow! Look at
all this stuff!

308
00:21:06,155 --> 00:21:10,114
This is the most beautiful
miracle I've ever seen.

309
00:21:11,060 --> 00:21:15,156
But it's so big. It goes
on forever and ever.

310
00:21:15,164 --> 00:21:19,066
How are we possibly gonna find
eBay out there, Ralph?

311
00:21:19,101 --> 00:21:22,127
Kid! Kid. Don't worry! I'm
sure there's someone out here

312
00:21:22,138 --> 00:21:23,530
who could give us directions.

313
00:21:24,106 --> 00:21:25,232
Look at there, at that guy!

314
00:21:25,241 --> 00:21:27,300
He's got one of those hats
that smart people wear.

315
00:21:27,309 --> 00:21:29,277
I bet he could help us. Come on!

316
00:21:29,301 --> 00:21:30,801
Welcome back to the searchbar, madam.

317
00:21:30,925 --> 00:21:33,825
I hope you are able to find a
satisfactory breakfast burrito

318
00:21:33,849 --> 00:21:36,549
based upon the search results
I have provided this morning.

319
00:21:37,073 --> 00:21:39,173
What can KnowsMore
help you find now?

320
00:21:39,397 --> 00:21:41,897
Where can I find ballet-

321
00:21:41,921 --> 00:21:44,046
Ballet shoes? Ballet classes?
Ballet folklorico? Ba-

322
00:21:44,047 --> 00:21:45,947
Tights. Girl, size small.

323
00:21:45,971 --> 00:21:49,171
Oh, little madam is
trying ballet now, I see.

324
00:21:49,195 --> 00:21:51,395
I hope this last longer
than the soccer phase.

325
00:21:54,737 --> 00:21:57,510
I found 23 million results
for ballet tights,

326
00:21:57,535 --> 00:22:00,461
girl, size small. Isn't
that interesting!

327
00:22:01,585 --> 00:22:04,285
akumenang.com

328
00:22:05,109 --> 00:22:06,209
They never say "thank you".

329
00:22:06,278 --> 00:22:11,011
Oh, hello, sir. Interesting, you
don't seem to have a search history.

330
00:22:11,050 --> 00:22:12,210
Let's start one for you.

331
00:22:12,251 --> 00:22:14,185
What can KnowsMore help you find today?
- Umm-

332
00:22:14,186 --> 00:22:16,086
Umbrella? Umbridge? Umami? Uma Thurman?
- No.

333
00:22:16,121 --> 00:22:19,022
Noah's Ark? No Doubt? Nordstrom Rack?

334
00:22:19,058 --> 00:22:19,974
Err-

335
00:22:19,999 --> 00:22:22,746
Ergonomics? Urban Outfitters?
Urkel, played by Jaleel White?

336
00:22:23,426 --> 00:22:25,792
Looks like no-one put Humpty
Dumpty together again.

337
00:22:25,817 --> 00:22:27,294
This guy's a little soft-boiled.

338
00:22:27,330 --> 00:22:30,322
I'm pretty sure he's just trying
to guess what you're gonna say.

339
00:22:30,333 --> 00:22:34,326
Yes. I'm sorry, but my AutoFill's
a touch aggressive, today.

340
00:22:34,337 --> 00:22:36,134
Let me try.

341
00:22:36,173 --> 00:22:38,232
eBay Sugar Rush steering wheel!

342
00:22:41,144 --> 00:22:43,339
Oh. I only found one result for your query!

343
00:22:43,346 --> 00:22:45,371
Hmm. Isn't that interesting!

344
00:22:46,349 --> 00:22:50,217
What? How did you-?
- Ah, the Internet's very intuitive.

345
00:22:50,220 --> 00:22:54,122
Thank you, Mr. KnowsMore!
- Well, you're welcome.

346
00:23:32,329 --> 00:23:36,231
Guess we know where to go if we
ever need a pair of goggles.

347
00:23:36,233 --> 00:23:38,201
There's a whole
building full of 'em!

348
00:23:38,235 --> 00:23:40,396
Look, there it is! eBay!

349
00:23:48,311 --> 00:23:51,371
Ralph, we're really gonna do it.
We're actually gonna save my game!

350
00:23:51,414 --> 00:23:55,145
Told you not to worry. We just
gotta keep our eyes on the prize

351
00:23:55,185 --> 00:23:56,345
and stay focused.

352
00:23:56,386 --> 00:23:58,377
Get rid of belly fat using
this one weird trick!

353
00:23:58,421 --> 00:24:00,321
I love weird tricks!

354
00:24:00,623 --> 00:24:02,591
Sassy housewives
want to meet you!

355
00:24:02,625 --> 00:24:04,650
Congratulations, you're a winner!
- Really?

356
00:24:04,694 --> 00:24:07,365
These 10 child stars went to prison!
Number 6 will amaze you!

357
00:24:07,390 --> 00:24:08,528
- That sounds interesting.

358
00:24:08,565 --> 00:24:11,625
Want to get rich playing video games?
Click here to find out how!

359
00:24:11,634 --> 00:24:14,535
Ralph, come on!
- There's a lot of cool stuff here!

360
00:24:14,537 --> 00:24:16,630
I'll be right here if you
change your mind, brother!

361
00:24:16,673 --> 00:24:19,540
How about you, lady?
Want to get rich playing video games?

362
00:24:23,680 --> 00:24:25,614
Ladies and gentlemen,
the next item up,

363
00:24:25,615 --> 00:24:29,608
a black velvet painting of a sorrowful
kitten, bidding starts at 49.99...

364
00:24:29,619 --> 00:24:31,644
The beaver, the beautifully
taxidermied beaver...

365
00:24:31,688 --> 00:24:35,681
...19367, a gently
used artificial hip.

366
00:24:41,598 --> 00:24:43,498
...going once, going
twice, and sold!

367
00:24:43,499 --> 00:24:45,694
A tortilla chip shaped like
international superstar, Beyonce

368
00:24:45,735 --> 00:24:48,704
Knowles for 400.
- Yay! So happy!

369
00:24:48,705 --> 00:24:51,538
Are you understanding
how this game works?

370
00:24:51,541 --> 00:24:53,509
I think all you have
to do is, like, yell out

371
00:24:53,509 --> 00:24:56,478
the biggest number and
then you win this stuff?

372
00:24:56,512 --> 00:24:58,605
And I thought Q*bert's
game was weird.

373
00:24:58,648 --> 00:25:02,516
Hey, kid, hop up here and see if you could
tell where they keep their steering wheels.

374
00:25:02,552 --> 00:25:06,628
There's a bunch of, like,
sports member-abilia,

375
00:25:06,653 --> 00:25:09,515
big baby clothes
called lingerie?

376
00:25:09,525 --> 00:25:10,685
Go to the right.
Move right.

377
00:25:10,727 --> 00:25:13,662
Oh, there's a row with a bunch
of old video game junk.

378
00:25:13,663 --> 00:25:15,688
Oh, there it is! There
it is, I see it!

379
00:25:15,732 --> 00:25:19,198
There's someone else trying to win it!
Come on, hurry, let's go!

380
00:25:19,202 --> 00:25:21,971
We got 275, and with 30
seconds left in the auction,

381
00:25:21,972 --> 00:25:25,100
we have 275.
- Get out of the way!

382
00:25:25,142 --> 00:25:26,694
I'll give you three-
- I got 3. Can you

383
00:25:26,719 --> 00:25:28,168
give a 305? 305? Can
you give a 3-5?

384
00:25:28,178 --> 00:25:28,895
305.

385
00:25:28,920 --> 00:25:31,045
- 305. Give me a 310. Give me a 310.
- 310.

386
00:25:31,081 --> 00:25:32,912
315.
- 320!

387
00:25:32,949 --> 00:25:35,144
325.
- Oh, man, this guy is good!

388
00:25:35,152 --> 00:25:37,315
He keeps coming up with
numbers like it's nothing!

389
00:25:37,340 --> 00:25:39,054
- I hear 3 and a
quarter, do I hear 350?

390
00:25:39,055 --> 00:25:40,955
350?
- Watch this.

391
00:25:40,991 --> 00:25:42,049
1,000!

392
00:25:42,092 --> 00:25:45,960
1,000! Now we have a bid of 1,000!
- Way to go, kid!

393
00:25:45,962 --> 00:25:48,021
That is a huge number!
- Thank you.

394
00:25:48,064 --> 00:25:50,123
Check this out. 15,000!
- 15,000?

395
00:25:50,133 --> 00:25:53,000
Do I hear 15,500?

396
00:25:53,036 --> 00:25:55,095
15,500!
- 16,000!

397
00:25:55,138 --> 00:25:56,127
17,000!
- 18,000!

398
00:25:56,173 --> 00:25:58,073
20,000!
- 23,000!

399
00:25:58,108 --> 00:25:59,097
25,000!
- 27,000!

400
00:25:59,142 --> 00:26:00,852
27,001!

401
00:26:00,877 --> 00:26:05,980
- And sold! For 27,001 to the barefoot
hobo in the broken overalls!

402
00:26:05,982 --> 00:26:07,973
That's me!
- We won!

403
00:26:08,018 --> 00:26:11,215
Congratulations! Here's your voucher
for auction item 197324579.

404
00:26:11,221 --> 00:26:13,985
Please take it to checkout for processing.

405
00:26:14,124 --> 00:26:18,060
So, we are sent to ship one
Sugar Rush steering wheel

406
00:26:18,061 --> 00:26:20,988
to a Litwak's Family Fun Land
in Los Alamitios, California?

407
00:26:21,013 --> 00:26:21,963
- Yeah.

408
00:26:21,965 --> 00:26:25,059
With expedited shipping, that
should arrive, Wednesday morning.

409
00:26:25,101 --> 00:26:28,093
That's two whole days before
Litwak scraps your game!

410
00:26:28,104 --> 00:26:31,005
We're way ahead of schedule!
- We rule!

411
00:26:31,007 --> 00:26:32,941
I'll just need a
credit card number.

412
00:26:32,976 --> 00:26:37,106
Sorry, what's a credi- a crehi car huher?
- A credit, card, number.

413
00:26:37,113 --> 00:26:38,978
Number. Right.

414
00:26:39,015 --> 00:26:41,074
Uh, 7.
- Excuse me?

415
00:26:41,084 --> 00:26:42,108
Sorry. No, you're right.

416
00:26:42,652 --> 00:26:46,645
Ridiculous. I meant 11.
- Those aren't credit card numbers.

417
00:26:46,656 --> 00:26:47,645
I'm pretty sure they are.

418
00:26:47,690 --> 00:26:50,454
How exactly do you intend
to pay for this item, sir?

419
00:26:50,460 --> 00:26:53,486
You owe $27,001.
- Wha?

420
00:26:53,529 --> 00:26:57,488
Dollars? Dollars, like, money?
- Yes.

421
00:26:57,500 --> 00:27:00,697
And if you don't have a credit card,
we also accept PayPal, Verifone,

422
00:27:00,737 --> 00:27:03,501
ProPay, SquareCash, and BuzzzBucks.

423
00:27:04,607 --> 00:27:06,472
You're gonna laugh.

424
00:27:07,710 --> 00:27:12,164
So, this big galoot, he
left his wallet at home.

425
00:27:12,189 --> 00:27:13,649
- Yeah. Yeah.

426
00:27:13,649 --> 00:27:16,641
I did leave my wallet at home in my
wallet room, and the door's locked.

427
00:27:18,521 --> 00:27:23,481
If you don't pay within 24 hours, you will
be in violation of the unpaid item policy.

428
00:27:23,493 --> 00:27:25,518
You will forfeit the bid and
you will lose this item.

429
00:27:25,528 --> 00:27:26,586
Next!

430
00:27:28,598 --> 00:27:31,624
Hey, buddy, you goin' to eBoy?
Well, I got some free advice for you.

431
00:27:31,634 --> 00:27:34,432
Don't! What a scam!

432
00:27:37,673 --> 00:27:40,506
The signs aren't even real!

433
00:27:44,680 --> 00:27:46,648
What the heck?

434
00:27:46,649 --> 00:27:48,446
Dang, internet!

435
00:27:54,457 --> 00:27:56,584
Hey, kid, what's wrong?

436
00:27:56,626 --> 00:27:59,618
If I don't have the steering wheel, I
don't have the game! I'm game-less!

437
00:27:59,629 --> 00:28:04,566
There's only one steering wheel on the
whole internet, and we blew our chance

438
00:28:04,567 --> 00:28:07,627
to get it!
- Hey, hey, hey, hey, calm down.

439
00:28:07,637 --> 00:28:09,537
We came here to save your game

440
00:28:09,572 --> 00:28:12,473
and that's what we're gonna do.
- Okay.

441
00:28:12,475 --> 00:28:13,635
Okay?
- Yeah.

442
00:28:14,677 --> 00:28:18,636
There you go. Now, look, all we gotta do

443
00:28:18,681 --> 00:28:21,582
is figure out a way to earn
a little bit of moolah!

444
00:28:21,584 --> 00:28:25,418
We're video game characters, Ralph!
We don't have moolah.

445
00:28:25,454 --> 00:28:28,446
Unless you can think
of some magical way to

446
00:28:28,491 --> 00:28:30,459
get rich playing video games.

447
00:28:32,662 --> 00:28:34,653
Wanna get rich playing video games?

448
00:28:34,697 --> 00:28:37,632
Click right here to find out how!
- Back off, robber.

449
00:28:39,468 --> 00:28:41,663
It's right this way.
- Dang pop-up blockers!

450
00:28:41,704 --> 00:28:44,502
Why does everybody gotta be so mean?
- There he is!

451
00:28:44,507 --> 00:28:46,532
Oh, thank goodness you're still here!

452
00:28:46,576 --> 00:28:49,602
Me and my friend here, we got
24 hours to make 27,001 dollars

453
00:28:49,612 --> 00:28:51,443
or she loses her game!

454
00:28:51,480 --> 00:28:54,449
Can you please tell us how to
get rich playing video games?

455
00:28:54,483 --> 00:28:55,677
You bet!

456
00:28:55,685 --> 00:28:58,677
Click here and I'll
take you to my website!

457
00:29:01,691 --> 00:29:04,819
You got, uh, ample
carriage there, buster.

458
00:29:04,844 --> 00:29:06,492
Causing a little drag.
- Sorry.

459
00:29:06,529 --> 00:29:09,150
You're getting close to the edge.
- Huh?

460
00:29:09,175 --> 00:29:10,580
The edge! The edge!

461
00:29:13,469 --> 00:29:15,630
By the way, my name is J.P. Spamley.

462
00:29:15,638 --> 00:29:18,698
I'd like to welcome the both
of you to the Spamley family!

463
00:29:21,510 --> 00:29:26,447
Step into my parlor.
- This is your website?

464
00:29:26,482 --> 00:29:27,608
I know what you're thinking.
Not to worry

465
00:29:27,617 --> 00:29:30,677
because my antivirus guy
was just as clean as a-

466
00:29:33,489 --> 00:29:34,615
Oh, my gosh, that's
embarrassing.

467
00:29:34,657 --> 00:29:37,216
Anyway, I know it's a little mess.
Hey, Gord!

468
00:29:37,693 --> 00:29:41,562
But, I do have a system here, I really do.
If I could just find that. Gord!

469
00:29:41,631 --> 00:29:44,623
Just gotta find this list.
Oh! There you are.

470
00:29:44,634 --> 00:29:47,603
These guys are looking to get
rich playing video games.

471
00:29:47,603 --> 00:29:49,594
What do you- what do you
got for them, partner?

472
00:29:58,447 --> 00:29:59,505
Thank you.

473
00:29:59,682 --> 00:30:03,516
Fishwife's Amulet, Wizard Quest, 3 dollars.

474
00:30:03,552 --> 00:30:07,613
Foxhole Hammer, Zombie Crusades, 5 dollars?

475
00:30:07,657 --> 00:30:11,462
Those there are some of your more
common-place low-dollar items.

476
00:30:11,487 --> 00:30:13,687
- Can you back up a
sec, Mr. Spamley?

477
00:30:13,696 --> 00:30:17,496
You're saying, if we find the Golden Cleats

478
00:30:17,533 --> 00:30:20,502
from Pro League Soccer, we find those

479
00:30:20,503 --> 00:30:22,534
and bring them back here
to you, and a human

480
00:30:22,559 --> 00:30:24,701
being in the real world
will pay us 15 dollars?

481
00:30:24,740 --> 00:30:26,469
Yes, ma'am!

482
00:30:26,475 --> 00:30:28,636
Welcome to the exciting
world of loot hunting!

483
00:30:28,678 --> 00:30:31,511
Folks go into games,
they harvest the most coveted

484
00:30:31,514 --> 00:30:33,675
items, and they sell 'em on my web site

485
00:30:33,716 --> 00:30:35,707
to the highest bidder!

486
00:30:35,718 --> 00:30:39,518
Okay, and here's the thing.
We need, like, a buttload of money.

487
00:30:39,522 --> 00:30:42,650
So do you have any more
lucrative items, maybe?

488
00:30:42,674 --> 00:30:45,474
Gord! Gord!

489
00:30:45,628 --> 00:30:47,493
Oh, there you are.

490
00:30:48,597 --> 00:30:51,464
Thank you, buddy.
You're such a nice guy.

491
00:30:51,467 --> 00:30:54,493
Is $40,000 lucrative enough for ya?

492
00:30:54,570 --> 00:30:58,506
It's more than enough!
- Look, I got a guy in Des Moines, Iowa

493
00:30:58,541 --> 00:31:01,601
who will pay 40 grand for Shank's Car

494
00:31:01,610 --> 00:31:03,578
from a game called Slaughter Race.

495
00:31:03,612 --> 00:31:05,580
A racing game?
- That's right.

496
00:31:05,581 --> 00:31:08,641
Slaughter Race is the most popular
online racing game out there.

497
00:31:08,651 --> 00:31:11,711
However, it's wicked dangerous.
- We ain't afraid of danger.

498
00:31:11,754 --> 00:31:14,383
This kid is the best
racer in the whole world!

499
00:31:14,408 --> 00:31:16,555
We'll get you that
car, no problem-o.

500
00:31:16,579 --> 00:31:19,479
Slaughter Race! Enter
at your own risk!

501
00:31:27,703 --> 00:31:30,570
This game is kind of amazing!

502
00:31:31,741 --> 00:31:34,642
The attention to detail
is pretty impressive.

503
00:31:36,445 --> 00:31:38,675
I don't think I've ever been
in a game with smog before.

504
00:31:40,549 --> 00:31:42,574
Nice kitty!
Nice kitty!

505
00:31:46,689 --> 00:31:49,487
Let's just find Shank's
car and get out of here.

506
00:31:49,512 --> 00:31:50,444
- Agreed.

507
00:31:56,532 --> 00:31:58,500
Look! There it is!

508
00:31:58,501 --> 00:32:00,526
That car is gorgeous!

509
00:32:00,569 --> 00:32:02,662
No wonder it's worth so much.

510
00:32:04,607 --> 00:32:08,475
Shocker! Players.
They beat us to it.

511
00:32:08,511 --> 00:32:13,471
31 hours of continuous gameplay,
and we finally found Shank's car.

512
00:32:13,516 --> 00:32:18,476
Let's jack this ride.
- Oh yeah, DirtySocks. It's on.

513
00:32:18,487 --> 00:32:22,583
Jimmy! You're not playing that
horrible video game, are you?

514
00:32:22,625 --> 00:32:25,458
No, grandma! I'm doing my homework!

515
00:32:25,461 --> 00:32:28,453
Okay. Like I said,
let's jack this ride.

516
00:32:36,705 --> 00:32:41,540
While the cat goes away,
these mice try to play.

517
00:32:44,547 --> 00:32:48,449
I think that might be Shank.
- Listen up, mice.

518
00:32:48,484 --> 00:32:51,544
Anyone who tries to
play with this cat ride

519
00:32:51,554 --> 00:32:55,422
is gonna get got!
- You're going down, Shank.

520
00:32:55,524 --> 00:32:59,688
Pyro. Give those punks the works.
- With pleasure.

521
00:33:01,730 --> 00:33:05,632
End of the road!
- Gosh dang it!

522
00:33:05,634 --> 00:33:07,568
Now I gotta start all over!

523
00:33:07,736 --> 00:33:09,601
Ralph, maybe-

524
00:33:09,738 --> 00:33:13,572
Where are you going?
- I, am scared.

525
00:33:13,576 --> 00:33:16,339
If we get burnt up in here, that's
it, we're dead, we're gone.

526
00:33:16,364 --> 00:33:18,445
So I think we should get
out of here right now.

527
00:33:18,481 --> 00:33:20,540
No, wait. I have an idea.

528
00:33:22,818 --> 00:33:25,878
Hey, Shank?
- What's up, Pyro?

529
00:33:25,888 --> 00:33:29,722
Do you reckon we're going a
bit too hard on the players?

530
00:33:29,758 --> 00:33:32,852
Honestly, no. I don't.

531
00:33:32,861 --> 00:33:38,959
Of course I have empathy for players
like DirtySocks537 and BabeRaham_Linkin.

532
00:33:39,001 --> 00:33:42,960
But if we just let them win,
where's the life lesson, you know?

533
00:33:43,772 --> 00:33:48,835
Yeah, but, to Pyro's point, I mean,
those players worked so hard to get

534
00:33:48,877 --> 00:33:50,845
here.
- I hear you, Felony,

535
00:33:50,879 --> 00:33:52,904
but imagine a game without challenges.

536
00:33:52,915 --> 00:33:55,975
The same predictable
thing every single time?

537
00:33:56,018 --> 00:33:57,986
Who wants that?
- Shank's right.

538
00:33:58,520 --> 00:34:01,012
You know, I just saw a
really insightful TEDtalk,

539
00:34:01,037 --> 00:34:03,355
and I can't really remember
what the guy said,

540
00:34:03,391 --> 00:34:05,518
it was more about how it made me feel,

541
00:34:05,527 --> 00:34:11,397
but I think ultimately the point
was, I honor your choice, guys.

542
00:34:11,433 --> 00:34:15,267
And we honor yours, Butcher Boy.
- Thank you.

543
00:34:15,270 --> 00:34:17,739
Hey, Shank. Did you ever wonder what it
would be like if someone actually did

544
00:34:17,739 --> 00:34:19,934
get your car?
- Well, I know one thing.

545
00:34:19,975 --> 00:34:22,967
Whoever that is, will have
to be the best of the rest.

546
00:34:23,779 --> 00:34:24,939
What?

547
00:34:26,882 --> 00:34:29,817
Good day to you, madam.
- Who are you?

548
00:34:29,818 --> 00:34:32,912
I'm here from the, uh, Department of Noise.

549
00:34:33,436 --> 00:34:37,758
And, the thing is, we've been getting
some complaints down at HQ.

550
00:34:37,759 --> 00:34:39,319
Larry's the one who
takes the calls.

551
00:34:39,361 --> 00:34:42,727
Anyways, someone told Larry that we've
been hearing a lot of gun sounds...

552
00:34:46,802 --> 00:34:48,861
This is nice!

553
00:34:49,872 --> 00:34:51,965
Where have you been all my life?

554
00:34:52,774 --> 00:34:56,870
...so I came to check on things.
- I'm sorry, who did you say you were again?

555
00:34:56,912 --> 00:34:58,114
Oh, I'm... Larry?

556
00:34:58,139 --> 00:35:00,895
Nah, you said Larry
took the calls.

557
00:35:07,990 --> 00:35:13,724
Good job, Larry!
- Yeah! Worked like a charm!

558
00:35:18,800 --> 00:35:20,961
Are you kidding me?
Someone got Shank's car?

559
00:35:20,969 --> 00:35:22,834
And I need yours.
Sorry.

560
00:35:24,940 --> 00:35:26,931
I'm just- I'm just gonna go.

561
00:35:29,778 --> 00:35:31,973
This is the worst
day of my life!

562
00:35:32,881 --> 00:35:36,783
It's a shame we have to leave so soon.
This game is cool!

563
00:35:36,818 --> 00:35:38,945
Just get us out of here so we
can get this car to Spamley

564
00:35:38,954 --> 00:35:40,945
And get paid.
- No problem!

565
00:35:44,760 --> 00:35:46,853
Look at this guy coming in hot.

566
00:36:01,977 --> 00:36:05,936
You mess with the bull, you
get the horns, little girl!

567
00:36:09,818 --> 00:36:11,945
You still have value, Butcher Boy.

568
00:36:15,388 --> 00:36:19,256
Oh, no! It's that Shank lady!
She looks upset.

569
00:36:19,292 --> 00:36:21,351
Ah, don't worry, I will lose her.

570
00:36:31,471 --> 00:36:34,235
Kid, get back on the track or
I'm gonna lose my cookies!

571
00:36:34,273 --> 00:36:37,265
There is no track! I can drive anywhere!

572
00:36:51,390 --> 00:36:53,483
Kid, she's coming
up right behind us!

573
00:36:53,526 --> 00:36:55,289
Oh, hello!

574
00:36:55,328 --> 00:36:59,287
I believe you have something of mine?
- Yeah, come and get it!

575
00:37:14,480 --> 00:37:16,448
This girl can drive!

576
00:37:26,459 --> 00:37:29,485
Would you hurry up and lose her?
- I'm trying!

577
00:37:30,530 --> 00:37:32,464
Hang on, chumbo!

578
00:37:52,351 --> 00:37:55,017
Mother of Hubbard, this
lady can really drive!

579
00:37:55,255 --> 00:37:58,351
Kid, there's a fire! You see the fire
there? That's a dead end! Dead end!

580
00:37:58,352 --> 00:37:59,351
- Not for me!

581
00:37:59,359 --> 00:38:01,293
Bye-bye, Shanky!

582
00:38:03,963 --> 00:38:06,796
That's the stuff!
- Good job, kid!

583
00:38:06,833 --> 00:38:11,793
I feel like me again!
One exit straight ahead!

584
00:38:29,022 --> 00:38:32,753
You're not gonna lose me that easy.
- How did you-

585
00:38:32,792 --> 00:38:35,761
You might wanna keep your eyes on the road.
- Kid!

586
00:38:43,036 --> 00:38:46,802
Department of Noise.
Get out of my car!

587
00:38:46,806 --> 00:38:49,832
What are we gonna do?
- You just stay put. Don't panic.

588
00:38:49,876 --> 00:38:51,969
I'm gonna talk to her.
- Ralph, be careful.

589
00:38:52,011 --> 00:38:55,742
It's fine. This is
what heroes do.

590
00:38:58,818 --> 00:39:00,843
I'm stuck!

591
00:39:02,756 --> 00:39:05,987
This car is not
designed for a big boy.

592
00:39:06,025 --> 00:39:09,756
You guys really thought you
could just steal my car?

593
00:39:09,796 --> 00:39:11,391
Well, let me tell you
what's gonna happen now.

594
00:39:11,416 --> 00:39:11,923
- No, wait!

595
00:39:11,931 --> 00:39:14,923
Listen. We aren't
normally car thieves.

596
00:39:14,968 --> 00:39:17,869
My friend here, she's
a candy cart racer.

597
00:39:17,904 --> 00:39:20,771
You should see her racing
on her sweet little track

598
00:39:20,774 --> 00:39:22,901
in her cookie wafer
cart we built together.

599
00:39:23,977 --> 00:39:29,973
The thing is, her perfect little game
broke and it was- it was my fault!

600
00:39:29,983 --> 00:39:32,834
So, we are here to try to fix
it and we need money to do

601
00:39:32,859 --> 00:39:35,785
that and someone was gonna pay
us money to steal your car-

602
00:39:35,822 --> 00:39:38,848
Okay, okay. You can stop crying.

603
00:39:38,892 --> 00:39:42,760
Though I do respect your wonderful
display of vulnerability.

604
00:39:42,762 --> 00:39:44,252
Thank you.

605
00:39:44,277 --> 00:39:48,723
I get it. I do. Friendship
is everything to us, too.

606
00:39:48,768 --> 00:39:49,757
Right, guys?
- Right.

607
00:39:49,803 --> 00:39:52,033
We're like family.
- That's really great.

608
00:39:52,038 --> 00:39:55,872
So does this mean we can keep your car?
- Absolutely not.

609
00:39:55,875 --> 00:39:58,935
But I do wanna help.
Hey, you got your phone on you?

610
00:39:58,945 --> 00:40:00,840
You know it!
- Let's make a video.

611
00:40:00,865 --> 00:40:03,006
Pyro! Hit big boy
with the blowing gun.

612
00:40:03,049 --> 00:40:05,745
I'd love to.
- Wait, what's a blowing-

613
00:40:07,954 --> 00:40:10,821
Say something. First thing
that comes to your mind.

614
00:40:10,845 --> 00:40:12,845
I'm gonna wreck it!

615
00:40:13,793 --> 00:40:16,728
Good! Alright. Turn it off.

616
00:40:18,798 --> 00:40:20,959
What the heck did you do that for?
- Yeah.

617
00:40:20,967 --> 00:40:23,834
There are much better ways to
make money on the internet

618
00:40:23,870 --> 00:40:28,773
than stealing cars, such as,
becoming a BuzzzTube star.

619
00:40:28,775 --> 00:40:30,834
Am I supposed to
know what that is?

620
00:40:30,844 --> 00:40:32,835
Come on, now, everybody
knows BuzzzTube!

621
00:40:32,879 --> 00:40:36,838
It's the video sharing site.
- I'm just starting your account.

622
00:40:36,883 --> 00:40:38,851
Alright, there you go.

623
00:40:38,852 --> 00:40:42,788
If this thing goes viral,
you can make a lot of money.

624
00:40:42,822 --> 00:40:46,724
A friend of mine, chick named Yesss,
she's the head algorithm over there.

625
00:40:46,759 --> 00:40:48,920
Tell her I sent you.
Yesss will hook you up.

626
00:40:48,962 --> 00:40:53,831
Wow, that's very nice of you.
- Not sure if "nice" is a right word.

627
00:40:53,833 --> 00:40:56,927
Thank you.
- I should be thanking you, little sister.

628
00:40:56,936 --> 00:41:00,997
That race was fun.
- Oh. Well, uh, thank you again.

629
00:41:02,842 --> 00:41:07,006
Shank, what moves did you do to
get through that tunnel of fire?

630
00:41:07,046 --> 00:41:09,981
Was it a power drift
into a drift jump, maybe?

631
00:41:09,983 --> 00:41:11,883
Maybe.

632
00:41:11,885 --> 00:41:14,854
If you ever want to come back
for a rematch, I'd be happy

633
00:41:14,888 --> 00:41:17,755
to kick your butt again. See ya.

634
00:41:31,971 --> 00:41:33,962
Whoa.
- Show-off.

635
00:41:35,875 --> 00:41:39,003
That place was scary.
- I know, it was so exciting!

636
00:41:39,545 --> 00:41:41,441
No, exciting is when you smile.

637
00:41:41,948 --> 00:41:43,176
Scary is when you
clench your butt.

638
00:41:43,282 --> 00:41:45,250
And my butt is still clenched.

639
00:41:44,684 --> 00:41:47,331
Oh, come on, are you honestly
telling me that Shank

640
00:41:47,356 --> 00:41:49,645
lady wasn't the coolest
person you ever met?

641
00:41:49,956 --> 00:41:52,789
Cool? Name one cool
thing about her.

642
00:41:52,792 --> 00:41:55,761
Let's see. She looks cool, she
talks cool, she drives cool,

643
00:41:55,762 --> 00:41:57,855
her hair is cool, her car is cool.
- Wait a minute.

644
00:41:57,864 --> 00:42:00,799
You're saying my hair's uncool?
- What? No.

645
00:42:00,833 --> 00:42:02,926
I'm just saying the game was next level.

646
00:42:02,969 --> 00:42:05,904
There's no one telling you
what to do, where to go.

647
00:42:05,905 --> 00:42:10,774
Hey, just where do you thing you're going?
- To BuzzzTube. It's this way.

648
00:42:10,810 --> 00:42:12,971
No, no, no, no, no, we're
going back to Spamley's.

649
00:42:12,979 --> 00:42:14,913
He can give us some
easier loot to find.

650
00:42:14,914 --> 00:42:17,747
No, we're supposed to
see Shank's friend.

651
00:42:17,784 --> 00:42:20,357
Oh, come on. I don't trust
that Shank one bit.

652
00:42:20,382 --> 00:42:21,239
- Well I do.

653
00:42:21,320 --> 00:42:23,750
Well I-
- Hello, mister!

654
00:42:23,900 --> 00:42:26,869
Who are you?
- I'm your friendly eBay alert messenger.

655
00:42:26,893 --> 00:42:28,758
An actual eBoy.

656
00:42:28,761 --> 00:42:31,787
Just here to let you know
your bid expires in 8 hours.

657
00:42:31,798 --> 00:42:34,858
8 hours? Okay, thanks, eBoy.

658
00:42:34,867 --> 00:42:36,027
You got it, Jackson.

659
00:42:36,869 --> 00:42:42,000
Chumbo, if we nickel and dime it
with Spamley, it will take 20 years

660
00:42:42,008 --> 00:42:44,772
to make enough money
to buy the wheel.

661
00:42:44,777 --> 00:42:47,905
Alright. Fine, we'll do it your
way but I'm telling you right

662
00:42:47,947 --> 00:42:50,780
now that BuzzzTube place
is a terrible idea.

663
00:42:58,791 --> 00:43:01,021
There are all kinds of videos in here.

664
00:43:01,027 --> 00:43:03,894
Yeah, like beavers and cats.

665
00:43:03,930 --> 00:43:05,864
Look! There's you!

666
00:43:09,902 --> 00:43:12,894
Wonder why those little guys are
giving your video all those hearts?

667
00:43:12,905 --> 00:43:14,873
Obviously, they love me.

668
00:43:14,874 --> 00:43:16,808
I told you this place
was a good idea.

669
00:43:16,843 --> 00:43:18,868
Yeah, I'm sure you did, doof.

670
00:43:18,878 --> 00:43:21,779
Now, who were we supposed to
see about getting paid again?

671
00:43:21,781 --> 00:43:24,716
The head algorithm.
Her name is Yesss.

672
00:43:24,751 --> 00:43:28,847
No. No. No. Uninspiring.

673
00:43:28,855 --> 00:43:29,844
Cliché.

674
00:43:29,889 --> 00:43:31,880
YouTube's got this one.

675
00:43:31,891 --> 00:43:36,794
Chewbacca Dad? Really?
- Yeah, it's like Chewbacca Mom,

676
00:43:36,829 --> 00:43:38,854
but it's a daddy.
- No!

677
00:43:38,865 --> 00:43:42,801
Heyyo! Are you the head of Algor?

678
00:43:42,835 --> 00:43:47,863
I am the head algorithm of BuzzzTube,
which means I curate the content

679
00:43:47,874 --> 00:43:50,866
at the internet's most
popular video sharing site,

680
00:43:50,910 --> 00:43:54,126
which means I don't have time
to trifle with every shoeless,

681
00:43:54,151 --> 00:43:56,815
mouth-breathing hobo that
trundles into my office!

682
00:43:56,816 --> 00:43:58,319
Call security, Maybe.

683
00:43:58,344 --> 00:44:01,777
- Yes, but Yesss, this
is the leaf blower guy.

684
00:44:02,354 --> 00:44:04,618
Who?
- The man with undulating jaws?

685
00:44:04,623 --> 00:44:08,491
So?
- His video has 1.3 million hearts.

686
00:44:11,397 --> 00:44:14,525
Why didn't you tell me I was
in the presence of a genius?

687
00:44:14,533 --> 00:44:16,433
Grab him a drink.

688
00:44:16,468 --> 00:44:19,437
Yeah, this lady named Shank,
she actually made the video.

689
00:44:19,471 --> 00:44:23,567
She's the one who told us to come see you.
- No wonder your video's so dope.

690
00:44:23,575 --> 00:44:26,476
Shank is for real cool.
- Right?

691
00:44:26,478 --> 00:44:30,414
She is not. I'm the cool
one, getting all the hearts.

692
00:44:30,416 --> 00:44:33,476
That's right, you big baby.

693
00:44:34,353 --> 00:44:37,516
What did you say your name was?
- Ralph. Wreck-It Ralph.

694
00:44:37,556 --> 00:44:42,584
Well, Wreck-lt Ralph, you are trending!
And these are for you.

695
00:44:42,594 --> 00:44:50,434
Hearts, hearts, hearts, hearts,
hearts, hearts, hearts, hearts!

696
00:44:50,437 --> 00:44:54,567
Not to buzzcoat the lovefest
you guys got going on here,

697
00:44:54,607 --> 00:45:00,341
but Shank kinda told us that viral
videos can make, like, actual money?

698
00:45:00,346 --> 00:45:04,142
Hearts are money, honey. Your Buzzzy
account converts hearts into dollars.

699
00:45:04,267 --> 00:45:05,031
Kaching!

700
00:45:05,452 --> 00:45:07,386
$43,000?

701
00:45:07,420 --> 00:45:11,413
Kid, we only needed $27,001. We're done!
- Oh, no, no, no.

702
00:45:11,424 --> 00:45:19,331
No. That's $43.
- 43? That's not even half of 27,001.

703
00:45:19,332 --> 00:45:22,460
We only have 8 hours
left to save my game.

704
00:45:22,502 --> 00:45:25,471
I hate to say it, but,
that ain't happening.

705
00:45:25,505 --> 00:45:28,565
Your video's tapped out.
- But I thought I was "trenching".

706
00:45:28,575 --> 00:45:29,564
"Trending".

707
00:45:29,609 --> 00:45:32,339
You were, but that
was 15 seconds ago.

708
00:45:32,345 --> 00:45:33,573
Now, you're not.

709
00:45:33,580 --> 00:45:35,605
Thanks for stopping by, though.

710
00:45:37,617 --> 00:45:39,148
What we gonna do, kid?

711
00:45:39,173 --> 00:45:42,350
- Alright, pal, I have an idea.
Hear me out.

712
00:45:42,388 --> 00:45:45,448
What if we go back
to Slaughter Race,

713
00:45:45,492 --> 00:45:48,586
and I ask Shank-
- No, no, no.

714
00:45:48,595 --> 00:45:50,495
We're not going back to that death trap.

715
00:45:50,530 --> 00:45:53,363
Yesss, what if I made you
a whole bunch of videos of me

716
00:45:53,366 --> 00:45:55,493
doing all kinds of crazy things?

717
00:45:55,535 --> 00:45:57,400
You mean saturate the market?

718
00:45:57,403 --> 00:46:00,338
That could give you a
lot of hearts fast.

719
00:46:00,373 --> 00:46:03,536
Have you thought this through at all? What
do you plan on even doing in these videos?

720
00:46:03,543 --> 00:46:07,377
I'll just copy whatever's popular.
- Genius!

721
00:46:07,413 --> 00:46:09,347
Yo, Maybe, what's trending now?

722
00:46:09,349 --> 00:46:10,577
Let's have a looky-looky.

723
00:46:10,583 --> 00:46:13,381
As usual, human
suffering is number 1.

724
00:46:13,419 --> 00:46:16,354
Followed by hot pepper
eating challenges,

725
00:46:16,356 --> 00:46:17,448
video game walkthroughs,

726
00:46:17,490 --> 00:46:19,390
screaming goats are back,

727
00:46:19,392 --> 00:46:22,384
unboxings, cooking
demos, makeup tutorials,

728
00:46:22,395 --> 00:46:25,364
and lastly, bee puns.

729
00:46:25,888 --> 00:46:28,488
Let's "bee" friends!

730
00:46:30,370 --> 00:46:32,634
Two weeks in a row, guys.
That's a fortnight of bee puns.

731
00:46:32,639 --> 00:46:34,504
He won't be doing any bee puns.

732
00:46:34,507 --> 00:46:38,534
They're beneath you.
- Oh, I'm doing the bee pun. Yes I am!

733
00:46:38,545 --> 00:46:41,514
And I'll be eating a hot pepper,
and I'll put on a makeup,

734
00:46:41,514 --> 00:46:44,483
whatever else it takes
cause kid, we came here

735
00:46:44,517 --> 00:46:47,384
to save your game,
and we're gonna do it!

736
00:46:47,420 --> 00:46:51,356
I love it! That is what
the internet was made for!

737
00:46:51,357 --> 00:46:52,415
Now, let's get to work!

738
00:47:10,311 --> 00:47:14,304
Yo, McNeely, you remember Wreck-lt Ralph?
- That bad guy from the old video game?

739
00:47:14,548 --> 00:47:18,416
Yeah, exactly. I'm gonna send you a
super random video. Check it out, dude.

740
00:47:31,432 --> 00:47:34,526
Hey, everybody. Welcome to Up to the
Meme-it. I'm your host, Dani Fernandez.

741
00:47:34,568 --> 00:47:36,536
Nobody knows who's making them,

742
00:47:36,570 --> 00:47:40,597
but the whole world is going bonkers
over a series of truly bizarre videos

743
00:47:40,608 --> 00:47:43,475
starring 80s era bad guy, Wreck-lt Ralph.

744
00:47:43,510 --> 00:47:46,536
Check out what everyone's buzzing
akumenang.com

745
00:47:46,580 --> 00:47:50,539
Hey, guys. Wreck-lt Ralph
here with the ghost pepper challenge.

746
00:47:50,551 --> 00:47:53,384
Supposed to be spicy.
We'll see about that.

747
00:47:53,520 --> 00:47:55,351
It's not so-

748
00:47:55,389 --> 00:47:56,947
It's very hot!
Oh, make it stop!

749
00:47:57,358 --> 00:48:00,418
Yo, McNeely. Another one just dropped.
Check it out, dude.

750
00:48:00,427 --> 00:48:02,418
Where are these
things coming from?

751
00:48:02,463 --> 00:48:04,488
Hey, Josie? Have you seen
the pepper challenge?

752
00:48:04,498 --> 00:48:07,524
Not yet, I'm watching the one
where he just smacks his lips.

753
00:48:07,568 --> 00:48:09,502
It's disgusting!

754
00:48:10,437 --> 00:48:13,600
...just wanna blend that
out there, like this.

755
00:48:13,607 --> 00:48:17,543
And that, my friend, is how you
achieve the perfect cat eye.

756
00:48:18,446 --> 00:48:21,537
Start with the "hootenanny",
shift it into a "floss",

757
00:48:21,548 --> 00:48:25,416
and then finish with a "hot marat".

758
00:48:26,387 --> 00:48:30,619
...I'm gonna give this little
cloud a little friend.

759
00:48:30,624 --> 00:48:34,526
Everybody needs a friend.

760
00:48:35,362 --> 00:48:40,527
...sleeping under his ears.

761
00:48:41,402 --> 00:48:46,396
...and we've been baking at about
950 degrees now for 6 hours, so,

762
00:48:46,407 --> 00:48:48,175
it should be ready.

763
00:48:48,210 --> 00:48:50,201
Voila! Burnt pie!

764
00:48:50,245 --> 00:48:52,076
Let's get a little whiff of this-

765
00:48:52,080 --> 00:48:54,207
My hair, my hair, my hair!

766
00:48:55,249 --> 00:49:00,084
This man is on fire! Literal
and figurative fire!

767
00:49:00,121 --> 00:49:03,056
But he still needs 200 million
hearts in the next 5 hours

768
00:49:03,057 --> 00:49:05,252
or this beautiful
child loses her game!

769
00:49:05,292 --> 00:49:08,056
That's why I'm onto phase 2!

770
00:49:08,062 --> 00:49:12,192
You! My elite pop-up army, I
need you out there popping up

771
00:49:12,233 --> 00:49:14,258
and getting click all
over the internet.

772
00:49:14,301 --> 00:49:18,067
I'm talking Tumblr, Instagram, Mashable!

773
00:49:18,105 --> 00:49:21,302
Be my Pied Pipers, and lead that
beautiful traffics of buzz, too,

774
00:49:21,808 --> 00:49:24,709
because Wreck-It Ralph needs his hearts!

775
00:49:28,649 --> 00:49:30,708
Hey, mister! Hey, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah, you, you!

776
00:49:30,717 --> 00:49:33,777
You don't want to miss this!
It's the latest Wreck-It Ralph video!

777
00:49:33,820 --> 00:49:35,583
Click it!
Click it!

778
00:49:47,701 --> 00:49:50,636
Man, oh, man, that looks so fun!

779
00:49:50,637 --> 00:49:51,763
Yesss, can I be a pop-up?

780
00:49:51,805 --> 00:49:54,638
I don't know. Can you be
annoyingly aggresive?

781
00:49:54,641 --> 00:50:00,546
I don't know. Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I?
Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I?

782
00:50:00,581 --> 00:50:01,775
Oh, yes. You're perfect!

783
00:50:01,815 --> 00:50:03,715
Here!
- Thank you.

784
00:50:03,717 --> 00:50:06,811
If you're going, I wanna go.
- No, baby. You gotta stay here

785
00:50:06,853 --> 00:50:09,720
and be my movie star.
- What? No, no, no, no.

786
00:50:09,723 --> 00:50:11,748
Me and the kid are
like shoes and socks.

787
00:50:11,792 --> 00:50:13,589
Or peanut butter and bacon.

788
00:50:13,594 --> 00:50:15,585
One cannot exist without the other.

789
00:50:15,629 --> 00:50:17,688
Go on, kid. Tell her.
- It's true.

790
00:50:17,698 --> 00:50:20,724
In fact, it's so true
that we will be

791
00:50:20,767 --> 00:50:22,758
fine if we're apart for a minute.
- B-but-

792
00:50:22,803 --> 00:50:25,670
Come on, pal. It's my game
we're trying to save.

793
00:50:25,672 --> 00:50:28,766
I just wanna get out there and be useful.
- Without me?

794
00:50:28,809 --> 00:50:30,777
What if you get lost?
You're just a kid!

795
00:50:30,777 --> 00:50:33,610
Oh, and you're
some mature adult?

796
00:50:33,780 --> 00:50:37,614
I'm bigger.
- Don't be insecure, big fella.

797
00:50:37,618 --> 00:50:39,609
She's not gonna get
lost, I promise.

798
00:50:39,653 --> 00:50:42,713
She'll be in my
personal web browser.

799
00:50:42,823 --> 00:50:45,656
And your app comes with BuzzzFace,

800
00:50:45,659 --> 00:50:47,903
so you can keep in touch
anywhere on the internet.

801
00:50:47,928 --> 00:50:48,651
- See?

802
00:50:48,662 --> 00:50:52,564
I'll be fine.
- I know, I just-

803
00:50:55,569 --> 00:50:58,595
We haven't been apart in, like, 6 years.

804
00:50:58,639 --> 00:51:03,542
I'm going to miss you.
- You'll be fine, too.

805
00:51:03,577 --> 00:51:05,671
The more hearts you videos get,

806
00:51:05,792 --> 00:51:08,558
the faster we'll get the wheel,
and then we can go home.

807
00:51:08,582 --> 00:51:12,643
We'll be celebrating at Tappers
this time tomorrow, buddy.

808
00:51:12,653 --> 00:51:14,878
Yeah. I guess you're right.

809
00:51:15,756 --> 00:51:16,990
Bye!

810
00:51:17,715 --> 00:51:20,717
Be careful, huh?
Don't be a dummy!

811
00:51:23,897 --> 00:51:26,647
So where exactly are
you sending her?

812
00:51:26,672 --> 00:51:28,598
- Well, since candy girl
comes from an arcade game,

813
00:51:28,602 --> 00:51:31,571
I'm thinking she'd be good
in the gaming district.

814
00:51:31,772 --> 00:51:34,798
Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Bad idea.
Those games are dangerous.

815
00:51:34,808 --> 00:51:36,673
And they rotten your brain.

816
00:51:36,677 --> 00:51:40,636
Why don't we send her somewhere a little
more, totally different from that

817
00:51:40,647 --> 00:51:42,672
and nowhere near there?

818
00:51:42,716 --> 00:51:46,812
Let's see. Family-friendly
fan sites, that sounds safe.

819
00:51:46,820 --> 00:51:48,685
And she is technically a princess,

820
00:51:48,689 --> 00:51:51,783
so how about this one here with
the sweet little pink castle?

821
00:51:51,825 --> 00:51:55,556
I love it! Okay, I'll
redirect our newest pop-up

822
00:51:55,562 --> 00:51:56,824
akumenang.com

823
00:52:01,768 --> 00:52:05,568
Jeez-Louise, this place is bonkers!

824
00:52:16,683 --> 00:52:21,746
Oh, come on! Princesses and
cartoon characters? Lame.

825
00:52:21,755 --> 00:52:26,624
Hey. Easy there.
- Oh. I mean, no offense or anything.

826
00:52:26,660 --> 00:52:28,821
Time to get to work!

827
00:52:28,829 --> 00:52:30,797
...and for your final question,

828
00:52:30,831 --> 00:52:33,732
my friend would describe me as?

829
00:52:33,734 --> 00:52:37,693
Smart, funny, kind, or brave.

830
00:52:38,805 --> 00:52:40,636
Kind, I guess?

831
00:52:40,741 --> 00:52:47,510
Based on your answers, your
princess BFF is, Snow White!

832
00:52:51,585 --> 00:52:55,749
Hey, wanna meet my BFF? It's Wreck-lt
Ralph. Click here to see his new video.

833
00:52:57,624 --> 00:52:58,682
Thank you!

834
00:52:59,559 --> 00:53:01,789
In Captain America: The First Avenger,

835
00:53:01,795 --> 00:53:04,593
Red Skull refers to
Yggdrasil, the World Tree,

836
00:53:04,598 --> 00:53:05,656
guardian of wisdom and faith.

837
00:53:05,699 --> 00:53:09,658
Are we to believe, sir, that you
are a descendant of that tree?

838
00:53:09,703 --> 00:53:13,696
I am Groot.
- Okay. Okay, thank you very much.

839
00:53:13,807 --> 00:53:17,573
What is Drax really like?
- I am Groot.

840
00:53:17,577 --> 00:53:20,671
Thank you.
- Are you a conifer or a fruit berry tree?

841
00:53:20,680 --> 00:53:24,514
Excuse me, I'll take this one.
He is Groot, I am Vanellope.

842
00:53:24,551 --> 00:53:26,542
Click here to meet
Wreck-It Ralph!

843
00:53:26,853 --> 00:53:29,617
This is almost too easy.

844
00:53:30,624 --> 00:53:32,683
You have a permit
for that pop-up?

845
00:53:32,692 --> 00:53:35,684
That's unauthorized clickbait.
You're coming with us, kid.

846
00:53:36,763 --> 00:53:38,628
She's getting away!

847
00:53:41,601 --> 00:53:42,659
This way.

848
00:53:43,670 --> 00:53:45,535
Sorry, mister!

849
00:53:47,841 --> 00:53:51,709
Hey! Can't you read?
Cast members only!

850
00:53:52,746 --> 00:53:56,512
Think she went out this way. Come on.
- Roger that.

851
00:53:56,550 --> 00:53:57,936
Did you see a kid
coming through here?

852
00:53:57,961 --> 00:54:00,637
- Came running through
here like a headless hen.

853
00:54:01,822 --> 00:54:04,586
Any sign of her?
- No.

854
00:54:04,624 --> 00:54:08,526
Maybe she went out to the Airbud memorium.
- Come on, let's check it out.

855
00:54:15,734 --> 00:54:17,565
Hi.

856
00:54:20,739 --> 00:54:22,798
Whoa, whoa, ladies, I can explain!

857
00:54:23,776 --> 00:54:26,609
See, um... I'm a princess, too!
- Wait. What?

858
00:54:26,612 --> 00:54:32,744
Yeah! Princess Vanellope von Schweetz of
the, uh... Sugar Rush von Schweetzes?

859
00:54:32,785 --> 00:54:34,582
I'm sure you've heard of us.

860
00:54:34,620 --> 00:54:36,611
It'd be embarrassing for
you if you haven't.

861
00:54:37,690 --> 00:54:40,591
What kind of a princess are you?
- What kind?

862
00:54:40,626 --> 00:54:42,719
Do you have magic hair?
- No.

863
00:54:42,728 --> 00:54:44,593
Magic hands?
- No.

864
00:54:44,630 --> 00:54:46,564
Do animals talk to you?
- No.

865
00:54:46,599 --> 00:54:47,759
Were you poisoned?
- No!

866
00:54:47,766 --> 00:54:48,755
Cursed?
- No!

867
00:54:48,801 --> 00:54:51,599
Kidnapped or enslaved?
- No! Are you guys okay?

868
00:54:51,604 --> 00:54:52,536
Should I call the police?

869
00:54:52,571 --> 00:54:55,540
Then I have to assume you made a
deal with an underwater sea witch,

870
00:54:55,574 --> 00:54:58,634
where she took your voice in
exchange for a pair of human legs!

871
00:54:58,644 --> 00:55:00,703
No! Good Lord, who
would do that?

872
00:55:00,746 --> 00:55:03,544
Have you ever had true love's kiss?
- Eww, barf!

873
00:55:03,582 --> 00:55:06,551
Do you have daddy issues?
- I don't even have a mom.

874
00:55:06,552 --> 00:55:07,746
Neither do we!

875
00:55:07,786 --> 00:55:10,584
And now for the million
dollar question:

876
00:55:10,589 --> 00:55:12,784
Do people assume all
your problems got solved

877
00:55:12,825 --> 00:55:15,521
because a big strong man showed up?

878
00:55:15,561 --> 00:55:16,789
Yes! What is up with that?

879
00:55:16,829 --> 00:55:18,729
She is a Princess!

880
00:55:19,732 --> 00:55:22,792
Who made your gown? I've never
seen anything quite like it.

881
00:55:22,801 --> 00:55:26,669
Oh, this old thing?
- I'd so love to have one of my own.

882
00:55:26,672 --> 00:55:29,539
As would I.
- Me too!

883
00:55:29,542 --> 00:55:32,568
I want one too, you guys.
- I'll get my mice on this.

884
00:55:34,747 --> 00:55:37,716
So this is love.

885
00:55:37,716 --> 00:55:42,551
All hail Princess Vanellope,
the Queen of comfy.

886
00:55:43,656 --> 00:55:46,625
Of all the thingamabobs
in this entire world,

887
00:55:46,625 --> 00:55:48,684
I never thought I'd get to wear a real...

888
00:55:48,727 --> 00:55:50,592
What's it called again?

889
00:55:50,596 --> 00:55:52,564
Oh, yeah. A shirt.

890
00:55:57,603 --> 00:55:58,797
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Wait. What's going on?

891
00:55:59,572 --> 00:56:00,587
Uh, she's singing.

892
00:56:00,612 --> 00:56:03,633
- Yeah, but there was, like,
music and the spotlight and-

893
00:56:03,642 --> 00:56:06,509
Wait, you all saw it, too, right?

894
00:56:06,545 --> 00:56:09,571
That's what happens when a
princess sings about her dreams.

895
00:56:09,582 --> 00:56:12,710
Oh, that's never happened to
me, I mean, not even once.

896
00:56:12,751 --> 00:56:13,809
Why don't you give it a try?

897
00:56:13,819 --> 00:56:17,496
What is it you really want?
Sing about that.

898
00:56:17,521 --> 00:56:18,722
- Okay.

899
00:56:18,724 --> 00:56:21,522
Okay, uh, sure. I can do that.
Uh, let's see.

900
00:56:34,673 --> 00:56:36,766
Well, there's a lot
to unpack here.

901
00:56:36,809 --> 00:56:41,696
So, this steering wheel you
sing of, that's a metaphor?

902
00:56:41,921 --> 00:56:43,681
- Oh, no, no, no, no.
It's not a metaphor.

903
00:56:43,716 --> 00:56:45,741
It's just, I literally
want a steering wheel.

904
00:56:45,751 --> 00:56:48,627
I think the issue was I
was a little pitchy.

905
00:56:48,652 --> 00:56:49,778
- Maybe a little.

906
00:56:49,822 --> 00:56:55,556
But sometimes, your song can't start
until you go someplace

907
00:56:55,561 --> 00:56:57,756
to reflect.
- What works for some of us

908
00:56:57,763 --> 00:57:01,783
is finding a form of
water and staring at it.

909
00:57:02,508 --> 00:57:03,523
- What?

910
00:57:03,621 --> 00:57:05,803
Oh, yes. I like to stare
at a wishing well.

911
00:57:05,804 --> 00:57:07,567
I stare at the ocean.

912
00:57:07,573 --> 00:57:09,666
Horse trough.
- Soap bubbles.

913
00:57:09,675 --> 00:57:12,576
Wait, you're saying if I
just stare at some water-

914
00:57:12,611 --> 00:57:15,671
Ah. Important water.
- Right, of course,

915
00:57:15,714 --> 00:57:17,648
important water.

916
00:57:17,650 --> 00:57:20,642
I stare at the important
water, and somehow

917
00:57:20,686 --> 00:57:22,813
magically, I'll start
singing about my dream?

918
00:57:22,821 --> 00:57:24,686
For sure.

919
00:57:24,723 --> 00:57:27,783
Uh, yeah. I don't think
so, ladies, but thanks.

920
00:57:28,594 --> 00:57:30,562
Five minutes, Princesses.

921
00:57:30,562 --> 00:57:34,658
Another "Which Disney Princess are
you?" quiz starts in five minutes.

922
00:57:34,700 --> 00:57:36,759
Okay, thank you.

923
00:57:37,670 --> 00:57:39,763
Well, I guess it's back
to the gowns, girls.

924
00:57:39,772 --> 00:57:42,536
It was lovely to
meet you, Vanellope.

925
00:57:42,574 --> 00:57:44,599
And best of luck
finding your song.

926
00:57:52,651 --> 00:57:54,676
Uh-huh... What did she just say?
- We don't know.

927
00:57:54,687 --> 00:57:57,554
We can't understand her.
- She's from the other studio.

928
00:57:59,558 --> 00:58:03,654
Hi, everybody. Wreck-It Ralph here
with a little box I'm gonna open.

929
00:58:03,696 --> 00:58:05,687
Let's see what we got here.

930
00:58:05,698 --> 00:58:08,690
A Pancake Milkshake Fun Set.

931
00:58:08,734 --> 00:58:12,568
Got a little heft to it. Something's
wobbling around in there.

932
00:58:12,604 --> 00:58:14,799
Have we got the kitty or the bunny?
Let's open the-

933
00:58:16,642 --> 00:58:18,803
Open "sesabees"!

934
00:58:18,811 --> 00:58:20,676
Who would've guessed
that bee pun

935
00:58:20,713 --> 00:58:22,681
would be the thing to
put us over the top?

936
00:58:22,715 --> 00:58:24,774
That's the internet for you

937
00:58:24,783 --> 00:58:28,742
Alright. It is uploading.
- Hey, mister!

938
00:58:29,588 --> 00:58:31,681
Hi, eBoy.
- Just here to let you know

939
00:58:31,724 --> 00:58:34,625
your bid does expire
in 30 minutes!

940
00:58:34,693 --> 00:58:37,662
Thanks, little eBoy.
- You got it, chairman.

941
00:58:37,696 --> 00:58:40,597
You hear that, Yesss? We don't
have a lot of time left.

942
00:58:40,599 --> 00:58:41,759
Okay. We just gotta-

943
00:58:42,701 --> 00:58:47,764
No, no, no. No! Not now!
- What? Why are you angry at the lollipop?

944
00:58:47,773 --> 00:58:50,571
What does that mean?
- The file's not loading.

945
00:58:50,609 --> 00:58:52,600
If this doesn't load,
we're not gonna make it!

946
00:58:52,644 --> 00:58:54,612
You don't have enough hearts.

947
00:58:55,581 --> 00:58:56,673
Ralph, where are you going?

948
00:58:56,698 --> 00:58:58,597
Going down to the floor
to get some hearts!

949
00:58:58,650 --> 00:58:59,776
Genius, good thinking!

950
00:58:59,785 --> 00:59:02,549
Now someone get me tech
support in here, stat!

951
00:59:05,824 --> 00:59:07,621
Oh, no, only one person.

952
00:59:07,793 --> 00:59:11,559
Hey, guys. Come and check out my video.
You're gonna love it.

953
00:59:11,563 --> 00:59:13,198
Right over here. Here we go.

954
00:59:13,223 --> 00:59:15,081
What are you-
You guys!

955
00:59:15,768 --> 00:59:17,633
A cat?

956
00:59:17,669 --> 00:59:21,696
You're gonna like this better
than some dusty old cat.

957
00:59:22,808 --> 00:59:23,797
What?

958
00:59:23,842 --> 00:59:25,776
Give me that hose, partner.

959
00:59:25,778 --> 00:59:28,804
You know you love it.
You give me those hearts!

960
00:59:29,615 --> 00:59:32,610
Hey, folks, where are you going?
Give my video a heart!

961
00:59:32,635 --> 00:59:33,608
That's it!

962
00:59:33,619 --> 00:59:35,610
Let's see who's in here.

963
00:59:35,654 --> 00:59:38,680
Hello? Anybody in here?

964
00:59:41,560 --> 00:59:43,790
What the heck is this place?

965
00:59:44,830 --> 00:59:47,697
Some kinda library?

966
00:59:47,800 --> 00:59:50,701
"Wreck-lt Ralph is back."

967
00:59:50,736 --> 00:59:55,764
You're talking about me!
Gee-whiz, the internet is so positive.

968
00:59:55,808 --> 00:59:59,608
"Fix-lt Felix Jr. was my favorite game."

969
00:59:59,611 --> 01:00:00,805
Mine too.

970
01:00:00,813 --> 01:00:03,646
"Ralph's videos stink."

971
01:00:04,650 --> 01:00:09,610
"So stupid."
"Ralph is the worst."

972
01:00:09,621 --> 01:00:11,782
"I hate him."

973
01:00:12,624 --> 01:00:15,616
"He's so fat and ugly."

974
01:00:16,829 --> 01:00:21,766
"Just a worthless bum alone
on a pile of bricks."

975
01:00:28,774 --> 01:00:32,801
Yo, Ralph. You in here, dude?
I gotta show you-

976
01:00:36,582 --> 01:00:41,645
First rule of the internet:
Do not read the comments.

977
01:00:41,687 --> 01:00:43,712
Should've told you that.

978
01:00:43,722 --> 01:00:47,749
Look, this place can bring out the worst

979
01:00:47,793 --> 01:00:50,557
in some people, but you
gotta ignore all this.

980
01:00:50,562 --> 01:00:52,757
This isn't about you, Ralph.
It's about them.

981
01:00:52,764 --> 01:00:55,790
I don't care. It's fine.

982
01:00:56,635 --> 01:00:59,763
People hated me my whole
life for being a bad guy.

983
01:01:00,672 --> 01:01:05,666
It's just a good reminder that this is
the only heart that really matters.

984
01:01:05,711 --> 01:01:08,771
Vanellope gave me this.
And as long as she likes me,

985
01:01:08,780 --> 01:01:10,404
I don't need anybody else.

986
01:01:10,429 --> 01:01:12,716
And I sure don't
need the internet.

987
01:01:12,718 --> 01:01:15,778
Hold on. It's not all bad.

988
01:01:15,787 --> 01:01:20,622
The internet can also be a place where
you find a steering wheel at one website

989
01:01:20,626 --> 01:01:22,787
and make enough money
to buy it at another one.

990
01:01:22,828 --> 01:01:27,595
Congratulations, Ralph. You did it!
- Really?

991
01:01:27,599 --> 01:01:29,658
Yes! Check your Buzzzy account.

992
01:01:29,668 --> 01:01:32,637
You needed $27,000, you
got over 30 grand!

993
01:01:32,638 --> 01:01:35,664
Oh, my gosh! This is great!
Thank you, Yesss!

994
01:01:35,674 --> 01:01:38,575
I couldn't have done it without ya.
- That's really true.

995
01:01:38,610 --> 01:01:40,771
Hey, eBoy!
- What do you need, Ace?

996
01:01:40,812 --> 01:01:44,771
Can you give me a ride?
- Let's hop along, Cassidy!

997
01:01:46,551 --> 01:01:49,611
Come on, song.
Come on.

998
01:01:49,621 --> 01:01:51,680
I'm reflecting.

999
01:01:51,690 --> 01:01:54,625
What is it that I want?
What is my quest?

1000
01:01:54,660 --> 01:01:56,787
What is my dream?

1001
01:01:58,764 --> 01:02:03,758
Well, at least I tried. No song
for this princess, I guess.

1002
01:02:05,671 --> 01:02:08,731
How does this thing work?

1003
01:02:09,574 --> 01:02:12,543
Hey, kid, can you see me?
- Yeah, you're right there.

1004
01:02:12,544 --> 01:02:14,512
We did it! We got the money!

1005
01:02:14,546 --> 01:02:16,776
No way, Ralph! That's great!

1006
01:02:16,782 --> 01:02:19,615
I'm on my way to eBay right now with eBoy.

1007
01:02:19,618 --> 01:02:21,745
We're almost there, champ.
- Good work, eBoy.

1008
01:02:21,787 --> 01:02:24,551
Meet me out in front of
eBay in 5 minutes, okay?

1009
01:02:24,556 --> 01:02:25,716
Okay, I'll see you soon.

1010
01:02:25,757 --> 01:02:27,622
We're going home, kid!

1011
01:02:27,626 --> 01:02:29,753
Our lives could finally
get back to normal.

1012
01:02:33,632 --> 01:02:36,624
Wow, I can't believe
that I get to go home.

1013
01:02:36,668 --> 01:02:40,764
So I guess that's it. I guess I
just wanted a steering wheel.

1014
01:02:41,606 --> 01:02:43,767
And now I got it, so, woo-hoo.

1015
01:02:49,681 --> 01:02:53,515
Slaughter Race?

1016
01:06:16,688 --> 01:06:18,679
You want to get rich
playing video games?

1017
01:06:18,690 --> 01:06:21,659
Click here to f-
Oh, Ralph. Ralph!

1018
01:06:21,693 --> 01:06:23,661
Hey there.
- Oh, hey there, Spamley.

1019
01:06:23,662 --> 01:06:24,754
What's the good word, brother?

1020
01:06:24,779 --> 01:06:26,756
- The good word is I just
paid for the steering wheel

1021
01:06:26,798 --> 01:06:28,318
and we are going home.

1022
01:06:28,343 --> 01:06:30,553
Congratulations.
- Thanks.

1023
01:06:30,602 --> 01:06:35,596
Have you seen Vanellope anywhere?
- Your little chum? No, no, I haven't.

1024
01:06:35,607 --> 01:06:36,801
Hope she's not lost.

1025
01:06:36,808 --> 01:06:39,606
I'm gonna try to reach
her on this doohickey.

1026
01:06:48,820 --> 01:06:51,755
See over there? Over that mountain?
- Yeah?

1027
01:06:51,790 --> 01:06:55,556
That's the Sequoia Speedway.
It's gonna be unlocked next month.

1028
01:06:55,594 --> 01:06:58,529
What are you doing in
that awful game with her?

1029
01:06:58,763 --> 01:07:01,698
...right over there.
It's gonna be so tight.

1030
01:07:01,733 --> 01:07:02,791
I love it.

1031
01:07:03,668 --> 01:07:07,604
Can I tell you something that I don't
think I could ever tell Ralph?

1032
01:07:07,606 --> 01:07:08,863
Of course.

1033
01:07:08,888 --> 01:07:12,634
I know it sounds crazy, but the
second I walked into this game,

1034
01:07:12,644 --> 01:07:16,580
It felt... well, it felt like home.

1035
01:07:16,615 --> 01:07:20,813
More than Sugar Rush ever did.
- Oh, yeah? How so?

1036
01:07:20,819 --> 01:07:22,787
Cause it's like my dream.

1037
01:07:22,787 --> 01:07:27,724
It's full of weirdos, and the
racing is super dangerous, and...

1038
01:07:27,726 --> 01:07:30,593
...you never know what's
gonna happen next.

1039
01:07:31,596 --> 01:07:35,532
Back home, I know exactly
what's gonna happen next

1040
01:07:35,567 --> 01:07:38,559
because Ralph's dream is to
do the same thing every day.

1041
01:07:43,675 --> 01:07:46,769
Here's something I wish
I'd learned years ago.

1042
01:07:46,778 --> 01:07:52,026
There is no law saying best friends
has to have the same dreams.

1043
01:07:52,051 --> 01:07:53,775
You know?

1044
01:07:53,785 --> 01:08:02,591
Yeah. You are a very wise person,
Shank. And a good friend, too.

1045
01:08:02,627 --> 01:08:03,634
Thank you.

1046
01:08:03,659 --> 01:08:06,678
Around here, peeps
like to say "Shank you."

1047
01:08:07,632 --> 01:08:11,659
You know, after you go home, and
your life gets back to normal,

1048
01:08:11,670 --> 01:08:14,071
you're always welcome here.
- But that's the thing,

1049
01:08:14,106 --> 01:08:16,267
I want this to be my normal.

1050
01:08:16,308 --> 01:08:21,245
I want this to be my life.
I can't go home now.

1051
01:08:21,246 --> 01:08:24,147
I just can't.

1052
01:08:34,092 --> 01:08:38,028
You know, where I come from,
that's called a kick in the face.

1053
01:08:38,063 --> 01:08:41,294
I can't believe it.
- Straight up donkey kick to the teeth.

1054
01:08:41,333 --> 01:08:47,135
She's supposed to be my best friend.
No, this can't be right.

1055
01:08:47,239 --> 01:08:49,264
No, she's been brainwashed!

1056
01:08:49,308 --> 01:08:52,141
That's what this is. Cause
the Vanellope I know

1057
01:08:52,144 --> 01:08:54,009
would never abandon me like that.

1058
01:08:54,046 --> 01:08:55,274
I gotta get her out
of there right now.

1059
01:08:55,280 --> 01:08:57,180
Easy now, tiger!

1060
01:08:57,216 --> 01:09:00,049
I admire the impulse,
but you charge in there like

1061
01:09:00,052 --> 01:09:02,316
some white knight,
she's likely to hold it against you.

1062
01:09:02,321 --> 01:09:06,280
So what, I'm supposed to let her stay in
the game that's obviously bad for her?

1063
01:09:06,325 --> 01:09:09,192
Of course not.
- Then how do I make her leave?

1064
01:09:09,194 --> 01:09:12,095
She thinks it's so cool
and exciting in there.

1065
01:09:12,097 --> 01:09:15,089
Unless you know how to make a game boring

1066
01:09:15,133 --> 01:09:15,963
or...

1067
01:09:15,988 --> 01:09:17,124
Wait.

1068
01:09:17,169 --> 01:09:20,189
You know about viruses and stuff.
Right, Spamley?

1069
01:09:20,214 --> 01:09:21,196
Who's asking?

1070
01:09:21,206 --> 01:09:26,041
Back home, me and the kid use to goof off
in this game called "Tron".

1071
01:09:26,078 --> 01:09:29,104
But then it got a virus that
made the motorbikes go slow

1072
01:09:29,114 --> 01:09:31,048
and then Vanellope stopped
wanting to hang out there.

1073
01:09:31,049 --> 01:09:34,109
So, do you know a way to do something
like that to Slaughter Race?

1074
01:09:34,152 --> 01:09:36,459
Oh, there's ways.

1075
01:09:36,484 --> 01:09:38,112
Follow me.

1076
01:09:45,931 --> 01:09:48,923
This area right here is
what's called the "Dark Net".

1077
01:09:48,934 --> 01:09:50,834
Lot of shady characters
hang out here.

1078
01:09:50,836 --> 01:09:52,804
So try to keep a low profile.

1079
01:09:52,828 --> 01:09:54,206
Gord!

1080
01:09:54,207 --> 01:09:57,199
Now Gord here, he's
dabbled in virus-making,

1081
01:09:57,210 --> 01:10:00,111
but his cousin, this guy
we're gonna go see, Double Dan.

1082
01:10:00,146 --> 01:10:02,307
This dude is a virus
making machine.

1083
01:10:03,282 --> 01:10:06,217
Here we are.
- Are you sure this is safe?

1084
01:10:06,219 --> 01:10:07,379
Is it safe? Of course it is.

1085
01:10:07,420 --> 01:10:11,151
Just whatever you do,
do not look at his little brother.

1086
01:10:11,357 --> 01:10:13,222
Oh, his little brother?

1087
01:10:16,295 --> 01:10:20,425
Double Dan, long time no see?
- Who are you?

1088
01:10:20,433 --> 01:10:27,305
J.P. Spamley. We've met one time over at
Friendster. It had to be a long time before.

1089
01:10:28,307 --> 01:10:29,447
What are you lookin' at?
- Nothing.

1090
01:10:29,472 --> 01:10:30,366
- You lookin' at my brother?

1091
01:10:30,410 --> 01:10:33,174
No, sir.
- Don't you look at my little brother!

1092
01:10:33,212 --> 01:10:35,237
No, I wasn't!
- He's very self conscious!

1093
01:10:38,151 --> 01:10:41,245
You. What are you doin' here?

1094
01:10:42,255 --> 01:10:45,156
The reason why I came to
the neck of the face,

1095
01:10:45,191 --> 01:10:48,251
I mean, there's a face on your neck,
I mean, neck of the woods.

1096
01:10:48,261 --> 01:10:51,487
The reason I'm here is because
I heard a little tumor.

1097
01:10:51,512 --> 01:10:53,130
Rumor! I heard a rumor that

1098
01:10:53,166 --> 01:10:56,135
you could give me a harmless
virus kind of thing

1099
01:10:56,169 --> 01:10:59,161
that might be able to slow
down the Slaughter Race game?

1100
01:10:59,205 --> 01:11:00,331
Oh, yeah.

1101
01:11:00,339 --> 01:11:03,365
My cousin, Gord, told me
that you wanted to crash it.

1102
01:11:03,409 --> 01:11:09,177
Crash it? No! No, no, no, no.
I don't want anyone to get hurt.

1103
01:11:09,182 --> 01:11:12,851
If there's a way to just,
uh, I don't know. Just make

1104
01:11:12,876 --> 01:11:16,384
the cars go slow or something
so the game is boring

1105
01:11:16,422 --> 01:11:19,323
and my friend comes back home to me.

1106
01:11:19,325 --> 01:11:22,069
Allow me to introduce you

1107
01:11:22,094 --> 01:11:23,410
to Arthur.

1108
01:11:24,330 --> 01:11:28,164
Easy there, boy!
He's tingling.

1109
01:11:28,167 --> 01:11:32,263
Arthur is what I call
an "insecurity virus".

1110
01:11:32,305 --> 01:11:35,331
Means he looks for little
flaws and weaknesses

1111
01:11:35,341 --> 01:11:37,309
that make a program insecure.

1112
01:11:39,312 --> 01:11:42,304
You release him into that
Slaughter Race game,

1113
01:11:42,348 --> 01:11:45,340
Arthur will find some
defect in the code,

1114
01:11:45,351 --> 01:11:49,185
then he'll copy that defect and
spread it all over the game

1115
01:11:49,188 --> 01:11:52,535
'til everything
becomes quote-unquote

1116
01:11:52,560 --> 01:11:55,354
"boring", just like you wanted.

1117
01:11:55,361 --> 01:11:59,030
Okay. Just to be super clear here.
No one get's hurt, right?

1118
01:11:59,199 --> 01:12:01,133
Are you stupid?

1119
01:12:01,135 --> 01:12:05,094
Because the only way anyone
gets hurt is if you are stupid.

1120
01:12:05,139 --> 01:12:08,108
All you have to do is make sure the virus

1121
01:12:08,108 --> 01:12:12,044
stays in Slaughter Race.
- Right. Don't be stupid.

1122
01:12:12,046 --> 01:12:15,174
Make sure it doesn't get out
of Slaughter Race. Got it.

1123
01:12:15,182 --> 01:12:19,278
Get out! - Thank you for your assist-face.
Out! I mean, assistance. Thank you

1124
01:12:19,319 --> 01:12:21,287
for your assist-face! Assistance!
- Get out!

1125
01:12:27,494 --> 01:12:29,621
Well, that's game.
- Beginner's luck.

1126
01:12:29,629 --> 01:12:32,564
Come on, kid. I know a
hustle when I see one.

1127
01:12:33,533 --> 01:12:36,502
Players on the way.
- Thanks, Bob. Let's roll!

1128
01:12:36,603 --> 01:12:39,504
It's show time. You ready
for your first race?

1129
01:12:39,506 --> 01:12:40,894
Yeah. I think so.

1130
01:12:40,919 --> 01:12:44,569
Don't get nervous.
You're gonna be great.

1131
01:12:44,611 --> 01:12:46,579
I know, I know. I'll be fine.

1132
01:12:46,580 --> 01:12:51,540
You didn't tell Ralph yet, didn't you?
- Not exactly.

1133
01:12:51,551 --> 01:12:55,385
Come on, V, he's your best friend.
You gotta let him know

1134
01:12:55,422 --> 01:12:57,390
you're planning on staying
here for a while.

1135
01:12:57,424 --> 01:13:00,416
I know, but he's gonna get really upset.

1136
01:13:00,427 --> 01:13:04,329
Yeah, you might, but you guys
will talk, you'll work it out.

1137
01:13:04,331 --> 01:13:06,526
You'll figure it out.
- Yeah, but what if we don't?

1138
01:13:06,566 --> 01:13:09,433
What if his feelings get hurt so bad

1139
01:13:09,469 --> 01:13:11,528
he won't wanna be my friend anymore?

1140
01:13:11,538 --> 01:13:14,507
Look. All friendships change.

1141
01:13:14,541 --> 01:13:19,376
But the good ones, they get
stronger because of this.

1142
01:13:19,379 --> 01:13:23,475
Shank, I hate to bother you,
but the player is waiting.

1143
01:13:23,483 --> 01:13:25,451
I'm not gonna tell
you what to do, kid.

1144
01:13:25,485 --> 01:13:28,579
It's your call.
- Okay.

1145
01:13:28,622 --> 01:13:31,614
Alright.
Let's race!

1146
01:13:45,405 --> 01:13:48,340
Scanning for insecurities.

1147
01:13:49,576 --> 01:13:52,511
Scanning for insecurities.

1148
01:13:54,414 --> 01:13:56,439
Precious Car-Go!

1149
01:13:56,450 --> 01:13:58,509
Deliver the car to
Bert's Chop Shop.

1150
01:13:58,552 --> 01:14:01,419
But watch out for
Shank and her crew!

1151
01:14:19,339 --> 01:14:23,238
Power drift into a drift jump!
I saw it. You're amazing!

1152
01:14:23,263 --> 01:14:24,562
- Thank you!

1153
01:14:33,520 --> 01:14:36,387
Scanning for insecurities.

1154
01:14:40,460 --> 01:14:43,486
Looks like we're not finished.
Come on, V.

1155
01:14:45,499 --> 01:14:46,523
Ralph?

1156
01:14:52,506 --> 01:14:57,534
Relax, relax. I'll just
call him after the race.

1157
01:14:57,544 --> 01:15:00,342
Ralph will be fine.

1158
01:15:01,515 --> 01:15:03,506
Insecurity detected.

1159
01:15:03,650 --> 01:15:06,551
Copying insecurity.

1160
01:15:08,622 --> 01:15:10,773
Distributing insecurity.

1161
01:15:10,798 --> 01:15:13,013
Distributing insecurity.

1162
01:15:13,038 --> 01:15:15,278
Distributing insecurity.

1163
01:15:15,303 --> 01:15:17,635
Distributing-

1164
01:15:18,431 --> 01:15:20,490
What is happening?

1165
01:15:25,605 --> 01:15:27,573
What's going on, Spamley?

1166
01:15:27,607 --> 01:15:30,542
The whole place is going crazy. I
thought that virus was just supposed

1167
01:15:30,544 --> 01:15:32,569
to slow down her car!
- It was.

1168
01:15:32,579 --> 01:15:35,343
He must've found something
real unstable in there.

1169
01:15:35,449 --> 01:15:37,349
It's her glitch.

1170
01:15:37,351 --> 01:15:40,514
Game reboot begins
in 60 seconds.

1171
01:15:40,522 --> 01:15:43,667
Hey, Ralph, you can't go in there!
They're gonna reboot the game

1172
01:15:43,691 --> 01:15:45,682
and anything that doesn't belong
in there will be deleted!

1173
01:15:45,693 --> 01:15:48,685
Yeah! If I don't get her out of
there, Vanellope's gonna die!

1174
01:15:51,565 --> 01:15:54,117
Come on, kid. The game's crashing.
Let's go!

1175
01:15:54,142 --> 01:15:55,592
I think it's my glitch!

1176
01:15:55,603 --> 01:15:58,504
I'm sorry! I didn't mean
to destroy your game!

1177
01:15:58,539 --> 01:16:00,564
We'll be fine but your code

1178
01:16:00,608 --> 01:16:03,509
isn't part of this game! We've
gotta get you out of here now!

1179
01:16:03,511 --> 01:16:04,705
Follow me to the exit.

1180
01:16:21,529 --> 01:16:24,464
Kid? Kid, where are you?

1181
01:16:24,465 --> 01:16:26,660
The server's rebooting, Ralph.

1182
01:16:26,701 --> 01:16:28,669
Both of you have to
get out of here now.

1183
01:16:28,703 --> 01:16:31,467
Here, I got you!

1184
01:16:31,706 --> 01:16:36,575
Game reboot in 5, 4,

1185
01:16:36,610 --> 01:16:39,579
3, 2, 1.

1186
01:16:40,514 --> 01:16:44,473
Reboot in progress.

1187
01:16:46,654 --> 01:16:51,421
Come on, Vanellope.
Wake up.

1188
01:16:53,561 --> 01:16:55,461
Ralph?

1189
01:16:55,496 --> 01:17:00,433
There you are. You okay, kid?
- Ralph. I messed up so bad.

1190
01:17:00,460 --> 01:17:07,123
No. No, you didn't. It's okay.
- It's all because of me and my glitch.

1191
01:17:07,175 --> 01:17:12,010
I should've just stayed with you instead
of following some stupid dream!

1192
01:17:13,181 --> 01:17:18,084
I've ruined everything!
- No, kid. No.

1193
01:17:18,219 --> 01:17:23,156
Look, I didn't mean for
it to happen like this.

1194
01:17:23,191 --> 01:17:26,126
It's not supposed to be this bad.

1195
01:17:29,130 --> 01:17:32,031
You didn't mean for
what to happen?

1196
01:17:32,033 --> 01:17:40,202
I might have, kind of, sort of put a
harmless little virus in the game.

1197
01:17:40,241 --> 01:17:42,175
A virus?

1198
01:17:42,176 --> 01:17:45,009
You did this?

1199
01:17:45,646 --> 01:17:47,444
I wouldn't have done
anything if I hadn't heard

1200
01:17:47,449 --> 01:17:50,646
you tell Shank that you want to
live in Slaughter Race forever.

1201
01:17:50,685 --> 01:17:53,711
So you were spying on me?

1202
01:17:53,722 --> 01:17:55,587
You aren't exactly innocent here.

1203
01:17:55,624 --> 01:17:58,457
You were gonna ditch everybody
and abandon Sugar Rush!

1204
01:17:58,460 --> 01:18:01,623
I'm one of 16 racers.
They never missed me.

1205
01:18:01,663 --> 01:18:02,721
What about me?

1206
01:18:02,731 --> 01:18:05,700
Why would I ever spend
another second with you

1207
01:18:05,700 --> 01:18:07,565
after what you did?

1208
01:18:08,637 --> 01:18:10,537
No!

1209
01:18:15,544 --> 01:18:19,480
Vanellope, where are you going?
- Where ever you're not.

1210
01:18:19,481 --> 01:18:22,541
Wait a minute. I can explain-
- No! You will not follow me!

1211
01:18:22,551 --> 01:18:25,543
Vanellope, please!
- A friend would never do what you did.

1212
01:18:25,554 --> 01:18:28,580
Never! So you leave me alone!

1213
01:18:28,623 --> 01:18:32,616
Vanellope, no, no, no, please! Please?

1214
01:18:33,461 --> 01:18:36,453
Scanning for insecurities.

1215
01:18:36,498 --> 01:18:38,523
...don't leave me!

1216
01:18:38,567 --> 01:18:40,626
Insecurity detected.

1217
01:18:44,439 --> 01:18:46,498
Copying insecurity.

1218
01:18:47,676 --> 01:18:50,509
No, no, no!

1219
01:18:50,545 --> 01:18:52,706
Distributing insecurity.

1220
01:19:15,070 --> 01:19:17,038
Oh, no.

1221
01:19:32,087 --> 01:19:34,112
You're such an idiot!

1222
01:19:46,034 --> 01:19:50,061
What is your problem, Ralph?
I told you, don't follow me!

1223
01:19:50,105 --> 01:19:52,164
Friend?

1224
01:19:52,174 --> 01:19:56,167
Cut that out. You're scaring me.
- Friend.

1225
01:19:57,012 --> 01:19:59,139
What the?
- Friend?

1226
01:20:03,118 --> 01:20:04,983
Friend?

1227
01:20:09,992 --> 01:20:12,552
Sweet mother of Ralph!

1228
01:20:12,561 --> 01:20:16,674
In breaking news, the internet
is under assault as a massive

1229
01:20:16,699 --> 01:20:19,990
denial-of-service attack crashes
servers across the web.

1230
01:20:20,035 --> 01:20:23,937
The Wreck-It Ralph virus is
fast moving and destructive.

1231
01:20:25,107 --> 01:20:26,165
Friend?

1232
01:20:31,980 --> 01:20:33,140
Friend?

1233
01:20:38,521 --> 01:20:43,549
Experts are still trying to understand who
or what the virus's intended target may be.

1234
01:20:45,961 --> 01:20:47,895
Friend.

1235
01:20:48,931 --> 01:20:50,831
Friend?

1236
01:20:51,900 --> 01:20:52,958
Friend!

1237
01:20:57,006 --> 01:21:00,942
I found 130 results for "Where does my
high school girlfriend live now?"

1238
01:21:02,044 --> 01:21:05,013
You're welcome.
- Mr. KnowsMore!

1239
01:21:05,781 --> 01:21:07,995
Oh, delightful! You're
that courteous little

1240
01:21:08,020 --> 01:21:10,013
child who says "please"
and "thank you".

1241
01:21:10,038 --> 01:21:11,981
What can KnowsMore
help you find today?

1242
01:21:12,021 --> 01:21:14,340
There's a whole-
- Whole Foods? A hole in the ozone?

1243
01:21:14,365 --> 01:21:16,640
Whole Lotta Love by British
rockers, Led Zeppelin?

1244
01:21:16,759 --> 01:21:19,887
No! There's a whole bunch
of Ralphs chasing me!

1245
01:21:22,765 --> 01:21:25,825
This would probably be an appropriate
time for me to shelter my site.

1246
01:21:33,008 --> 01:21:35,841
How long you think
before they get in here?

1247
01:21:36,779 --> 01:21:38,747
Precisely one second.

1248
01:21:41,917 --> 01:21:43,976
Hey, it's me! It's the real me!

1249
01:21:45,921 --> 01:21:48,822
Ralph?
- My apologies.

1250
01:21:48,857 --> 01:21:51,826
I followed those things here.
I think they're looking for you, kid!

1251
01:21:52,328 --> 01:21:55,354
Yeah, you think?
What did you do?

1252
01:21:55,364 --> 01:21:58,265
I'm so sorry! I don't
know how this happened!

1253
01:21:58,267 --> 01:21:59,495
Well, I think it's
fairly obvious.

1254
01:21:59,535 --> 01:22:03,266
It happened because an insecurity
virus cloned all of your needy,

1255
01:22:03,306 --> 01:22:05,240
clingy, self-destructive behavior,

1256
01:22:05,241 --> 01:22:07,123
the very behavior which
left unchecked and

1257
01:22:07,148 --> 01:22:09,268
destroy friendships and
in this particular case,

1258
01:22:09,278 --> 01:22:11,439
the entire internet!

1259
01:22:13,282 --> 01:22:16,342
KnowsMore! You have all the answers.
Official query.

1260
01:22:16,385 --> 01:22:20,378
What do I do if clones of me are
trying to capture my friend?

1261
01:22:20,423 --> 01:22:21,412
Search.

1262
01:22:22,458 --> 01:22:24,426
I found 2 results for your query.

1263
01:22:24,460 --> 01:22:26,519
Either you put all of
your clones in therapy,

1264
01:22:27,230 --> 01:22:28,390
very unrealistic,

1265
01:22:28,431 --> 01:22:33,266
or, the Anti-Virus District is surrounded
by a gate, made from security software.

1266
01:22:33,269 --> 01:22:35,362
If Vanellope could somehow lead
all the clones to the gate,

1267
01:22:35,371 --> 01:22:37,236
they would be deleted
all at once!

1268
01:22:37,273 --> 01:22:40,299
Sort of a co-dependant
Pied Piper situation.

1269
01:22:40,343 --> 01:22:42,469
Wait. We know a Pied Piper!

1270
01:22:43,079 --> 01:22:44,137
You do?
- Yes!

1271
01:22:44,147 --> 01:22:45,205
Who?
- Yesss.

1272
01:22:45,214 --> 01:22:47,011
Yeah, but who is it?

1273
01:22:49,052 --> 01:22:50,952
Oh, you mean Yesss?

1274
01:22:54,157 --> 01:22:56,955
Thanks for your help, KnowsMore!

1275
01:22:56,993 --> 01:23:00,190
It's a bit of an empty gesture
at this point, wouldn't you say?

1276
01:23:01,130 --> 01:23:04,156
Guess I forgot to tell Ralph
that when you "break" the internet

1277
01:23:04,167 --> 01:23:07,000
you don't literally have
to break the internet.

1278
01:23:07,003 --> 01:23:08,937
I can't believe he did this.

1279
01:23:08,972 --> 01:23:12,931
Yeah, I mean, dude obviously made
some real questionable choices here,

1280
01:23:12,976 --> 01:23:17,140
but he also made a bee pun to
save his best friend's game.

1281
01:23:17,146 --> 01:23:21,082
So, what can I say, kid?
Life's complicated.

1282
01:23:21,217 --> 01:23:23,947
You ready to pied the piper?

1283
01:23:26,990 --> 01:23:29,117
Yoo-hoo! Up here!

1284
01:23:30,093 --> 01:23:35,998
It's me, your bestest friend in the whole
wide world who you can't live without!

1285
01:23:41,037 --> 01:23:43,164
From up here, I can see
how I do come across

1286
01:23:43,206 --> 01:23:46,141
as needy and clingy
and self-destructive

1287
01:23:46,142 --> 01:23:48,110
like KnowsMore said.

1288
01:23:48,111 --> 01:23:53,048
Listen, kid. I don't blame you for
not wanting to be my friend anymore.

1289
01:23:53,082 --> 01:23:55,209
I never said I didn't
want to be your friend.

1290
01:23:55,218 --> 01:23:58,016
I said you're acting like a bad friend,

1291
01:23:58,021 --> 01:24:00,182
which you were.
- I know I was-

1292
01:24:00,223 --> 01:24:04,713
Hey, my babies! There's the
Anti-Virus district, straight ahead!

1293
01:24:04,738 --> 01:24:07,085
Alright, to be
continued, okay?

1294
01:24:14,971 --> 01:24:17,064
We're gonna make it!

1295
01:24:32,555 --> 01:24:34,614
You guys okay?
- I'm fine.

1296
01:24:35,158 --> 01:24:37,596
Yeah, all good. Look,
we can still do this.

1297
01:24:37,621 --> 01:24:40,279
Come on, big man. Help
me turn this thing over.

1298
01:24:44,168 --> 01:24:46,068
Guys?

1299
01:24:59,116 --> 01:25:01,209
That is unsettling.

1300
01:25:07,590 --> 01:25:09,524
Get Vanellope out of here now!

1301
01:25:09,559 --> 01:25:10,719
What about you, Ralph?
- Just go!

1302
01:25:10,760 --> 01:25:12,819
I got a date with the
man in the mirror.

1303
01:25:17,701 --> 01:25:19,726
You keep away from her!

1304
01:25:20,603 --> 01:25:22,696
I'm gonna wreck it!

1305
01:25:24,708 --> 01:25:27,768
She's not your friend!

1306
01:25:27,811 --> 01:25:31,542
She's mine!

1307
01:25:31,548 --> 01:25:34,745
Here it is, this way!
Come on, kid, we gotta move!

1308
01:26:05,749 --> 01:26:07,717
No!

1309
01:26:09,552 --> 01:26:10,814
Vanellope!

1310
01:26:16,660 --> 01:26:18,890
Hey! Let go of me!

1311
01:26:21,932 --> 01:26:23,729
Ralph!

1312
01:26:30,641 --> 01:26:32,632
Get back here!

1313
01:26:34,678 --> 01:26:36,737
You put her down!

1314
01:26:59,904 --> 01:27:02,634
Vanellope!

1315
01:27:17,821 --> 01:27:21,723
You know, you're acting
like a real bad guy here!

1316
01:27:21,759 --> 01:27:23,920
No.

1317
01:27:23,928 --> 01:27:25,759
Well, you are,

1318
01:27:25,796 --> 01:27:28,731
and I will never be your friend!

1319
01:27:33,737 --> 01:27:35,602
Ralph!

1320
01:27:42,713 --> 01:27:45,682
Catch me if you can, you big dummy!

1321
01:27:50,921 --> 01:27:53,719
I gotcha, little sister.

1322
01:27:55,926 --> 01:27:58,895
Now go, get out of here!
- Ralph!

1323
01:27:58,929 --> 01:28:04,799
Go!
- No! Don't hurt him! Please, no!

1324
01:28:08,939 --> 01:28:11,806
Stop it! You're squishing him!

1325
01:28:13,711 --> 01:28:15,838
You're gonna kill
my best friend!

1326
01:28:19,783 --> 01:28:22,718
Fine, you win. You win, okay?

1327
01:28:25,756 --> 01:28:28,725
Please put him down.

1328
01:28:29,927 --> 01:28:32,896
I'll be your only friend, okay?

1329
01:28:33,731 --> 01:28:36,700
Let him go.
- No! No, kid!

1330
01:28:39,603 --> 01:28:42,470
That's it. That's it, yeah.

1331
01:28:42,506 --> 01:28:47,603
Let him down, and I'll go with you.
We'll be best friends forever.

1332
01:28:47,745 --> 01:28:52,512
Just me and you.
That's what you want, right?

1333
01:28:54,085 --> 01:28:56,918
Well, that's not what I want!

1334
01:28:57,188 --> 01:29:02,057
It's not right to hold a friend back
from her dreams. You don't own her!

1335
01:29:02,060 --> 01:29:04,961
That's not how friendship works!

1336
01:29:04,996 --> 01:29:08,022
You need to let her go!

1337
01:29:13,972 --> 01:29:16,133
You need to let her go.

1338
01:29:18,042 --> 01:29:22,138
I know. It's gonna hurt a
little bit when you do.

1339
01:29:22,146 --> 01:29:25,172
Ah, who am I kidding,
it's gonna hurt a lot.

1340
01:29:27,018 --> 01:29:29,987
But you're gonna be okay.

1341
01:29:31,956 --> 01:29:35,187
We're gonna be okay.
Right, kid?

1342
01:29:35,193 --> 01:29:39,926
Of course we are.
Always.

1343
01:29:41,132 --> 01:29:46,092
See? No matter where she
goes, or where she lives,

1344
01:29:46,137 --> 01:29:52,007
she's always gonna be our friend.
You just gotta trust her.

1345
01:29:52,010 --> 01:29:56,947
Cause that's what best friends do.
Right?

1346
01:30:11,129 --> 01:30:13,927
Thanks, buddy.

1347
01:30:17,201 --> 01:30:19,965
I feel good about this.

1348
01:30:26,110 --> 01:30:30,046
Ralph, look! I think you
fixed your insecurity!

1349
01:30:30,214 --> 01:30:33,012
You're right!

1350
01:30:34,553 --> 01:30:36,578
Ralph, no!

1351
01:30:39,223 --> 01:30:44,957
Park it right here, Ralph!
Your old pal, J.P. Spamley's got you!

1352
01:30:46,498 --> 01:30:47,929
Wow, that didn't work.

1353
01:30:52,304 --> 01:30:54,135
Look up there!

1354
01:30:54,172 --> 01:30:56,333
It's a big, strong man in need of rescuing!

1355
01:31:57,903 --> 01:32:00,599
Thanks, Frogger.

1356
01:32:00,639 --> 01:32:03,262
Wait a minute, who
are all of you?

1357
01:32:03,287 --> 01:32:05,736
We're friends of Vanellope's.

1358
01:32:05,778 --> 01:32:09,839
Yeah. And any friend of
Vanellope's is a friend of ours.

1359
01:32:09,849 --> 01:32:12,750
You're welcome.
- Ralph!

1360
01:32:12,751 --> 01:32:15,845
Looking good, big fella!
Heyo!

1361
01:32:16,889 --> 01:32:20,791
This dress is not made for a big boy.
It's going right up the back alley there.

1362
01:32:20,793 --> 01:32:23,853
Let me just make a little adjustment.
There we go!

1363
01:32:24,697 --> 01:32:28,724
Internet users are breathing a
collective sigh of relief tonight.

1364
01:32:28,767 --> 01:32:30,826
Just as mysteriously has it appear,

1365
01:32:30,870 --> 01:32:33,930
the Wreck-lt Ralph virus has vanished.

1366
01:32:39,712 --> 01:32:41,839
You know what I just realised?

1367
01:32:41,847 --> 01:32:44,714
The sun never rises or sets here,

1368
01:32:44,717 --> 01:32:46,685
cause everything is always on.

1369
01:32:46,719 --> 01:32:49,916
Isn’t that an astute observation?
- I know, right?

1370
01:32:50,656 --> 01:32:53,853
Other than KnowsMore, I'm probably
the smartest guy in the internet.

1371
01:32:54,793 --> 01:32:55,800
Yeah.

1372
01:32:55,825 --> 01:32:58,820
- Yo, V! We're about to come back online.
You ready?

1373
01:32:58,864 --> 01:33:00,627
Be right there!

1374
01:33:00,633 --> 01:33:02,494
Hey, Ralph.
Don't be a stranger.

1375
01:33:02,535 --> 01:33:05,333
Well, I can't be much
stranger than you, Shank.

1376
01:33:05,638 --> 01:33:07,629
That's a good dad joke!

1377
01:33:08,507 --> 01:33:11,987
Hey. Don't forget, you
know, Shank added my code

1378
01:33:12,012 --> 01:33:15,538
in and everything, so I'll be able to
regenerate. I'm gonna be totally safe.

1379
01:33:15,548 --> 01:33:17,539
I know. It's gonna be great!

1380
01:33:17,583 --> 01:33:20,288
You found your dream game.

1381
01:33:20,313 --> 01:33:21,607
Yeah, I did.

1382
01:33:21,632 --> 01:33:22,577
I did.

1383
01:33:22,588 --> 01:33:24,556
So...

1384
01:33:25,424 --> 01:33:28,587
I should probably head
in there now, you know?

1385
01:33:28,628 --> 01:33:32,530
Before you go, I wanted
to give you this.

1386
01:33:33,366 --> 01:33:35,493
I'm so sorry I broke it, Ralph.

1387
01:33:35,534 --> 01:33:37,468
No, no, it's okay.

1388
01:33:37,470 --> 01:33:40,337
Now we can both have a half.
See?

1389
01:33:41,607 --> 01:33:43,507
Yeah!

1390
01:33:50,383 --> 01:33:53,352
I love you so much.

1391
01:33:53,386 --> 01:33:55,581
I'm really gonna miss you.

1392
01:33:56,522 --> 01:34:01,585
I'm gonna miss you too, kid.
I really am.

1393
01:34:07,333 --> 01:34:08,590
Alright.

1394
01:34:09,515 --> 01:34:12,385
Okay, you're getting a
little clingy on me here.

1395
01:34:13,773 --> 01:34:17,075
Go on, get out of here. The
world's waiting for you, kid.

1396
01:35:14,601 --> 01:35:15,751
I'll be honest.

1397
01:35:16,376 --> 01:35:18,918
It still feels kinda
weird around here.

1398
01:35:19,138 --> 01:35:21,129
A lot has changed.

1399
01:35:21,174 --> 01:35:24,109
even though we got that steering
wheel and saved Sugar Rush,

1400
01:35:24,110 --> 01:35:27,045
it's never really
gonna be the same.

1401
01:35:27,146 --> 01:35:30,246
For one thing, the racers aren't
even that obnoxious anymore.

1402
01:35:30,483 --> 01:35:32,952
Oh, golly! I'm sorry you
didn't win, Taffyta.

1403
01:35:33,553 --> 01:35:36,281
Our friendship is much more important
to me than winning, Rancis.

1404
01:35:36,490 --> 01:35:38,321
Losing builds character!

1405
01:35:38,358 --> 01:35:40,417
Everyone's a winner, Taffyta.

1406
01:35:40,460 --> 01:35:45,523
Felix and Calhoun, as goofy as they are,
they turn out to be pretty great parents.

1407
01:35:45,565 --> 01:35:49,501
I gotta hand it to you two.
How on earth did you tame those things?

1408
01:35:49,536 --> 01:35:52,562
It's simple, Surge.
The key to parenting is to...

1409
01:35:55,475 --> 01:35:57,534
...and then what you do is...

1410
01:36:00,580 --> 01:36:04,607
...and that is the secret to
raising perfect children.

1411
01:36:04,618 --> 01:36:07,416
I wish every parent could hear that.

1412
01:36:07,420 --> 01:36:08,512
I'm keeping busy, too.

1413
01:36:08,555 --> 01:36:11,524
Finally joined Zangief's book club.
- Good point, Bison.

1414
01:36:11,558 --> 01:36:13,258
And how about you, Ralph?

1415
01:36:13,260 --> 01:36:17,162
Do you feel Dostoevski intended
to make narrator unreliable?

1416
01:36:18,431 --> 01:36:21,332
I do and I don't.

1417
01:36:21,368 --> 01:36:23,495
You do and you don't?

1418
01:36:23,503 --> 01:36:27,303
Duality. That's really deep, Ralph.
- Thanks, Sonic.

1419
01:36:27,340 --> 01:36:29,467
I don't know what
I'm talking about.

1420
01:36:29,943 --> 01:36:32,335
Oh, and we got this new thing
we do every Friday night

1421
01:36:32,446 --> 01:36:34,472
where we all go and hang
out in a different game.

1422
01:36:34,581 --> 01:36:36,446
I actually hosted this week.

1423
01:36:36,483 --> 01:36:40,317
Heyo! Hope you're all hungry.
I made burnt pie!

1424
01:36:40,353 --> 01:36:42,412
What's burnt pie, Wreck-It?

1425
01:36:42,422 --> 01:36:44,314
Just a pie that you burn.

1426
01:36:44,425 --> 01:36:47,118
You can do this with any pie.
You just leave it in the oven for too long.

1427
01:36:49,897 --> 01:36:52,058
We really do have a lot of fun.

1428
01:36:53,901 --> 01:36:56,062
Guess that's pretty much all
the news I got for you.

1429
01:36:56,070 --> 01:36:58,971
Oh, man, your stories
never disappoint, Ralph.

1430
01:36:59,006 --> 01:37:02,066
I just wish we can hang out sooner.
- Yeah, me too.

1431
01:37:02,076 --> 01:37:06,911
When did you say you're getting those days off?
- Our update starts on January 25th.

1432
01:37:06,947 --> 01:37:09,939
So, like, 2 months from now?
- That'll go by in a flash.

1433
01:37:09,950 --> 01:37:13,852
Speaking of which, you want me to bring
you anything from home when I come visit?

1434
01:37:13,887 --> 01:37:17,015
You know what I cannot find
anywhere on the internet?

1435
01:37:17,024 --> 01:37:19,925
A halfway decent Burger Time burger.

1436
01:37:19,960 --> 01:37:21,979
I've been talking to
Shank and the crew, and

1437
01:37:22,004 --> 01:37:23,953
honestly, I think they're
starting to think

1438
01:37:23,964 --> 01:37:26,450
I'm making it up!
- Alright. Consider it done.

1439
01:37:26,450 --> 01:37:29,027
I'll bring you
guys a truck load.

1440
01:37:30,404 --> 01:37:32,372
The sun's coming up already.

1441
01:37:32,406 --> 01:37:35,375
Guess I better get to it.
- Yeah, me too.

1442
01:37:35,409 --> 01:37:38,469
Talk next week?
- I shall await your call, Madame.

1443
01:37:38,479 --> 01:37:43,416
Then, ado-ado. Farting
is such sweet sorrow.

1444
01:37:43,551 --> 01:37:47,578
So long, stinkbrain.
- Bye, kid.

1445
01:38:00,468 --> 01:38:08,307
You doing okay there, Ralph?
- Yeah. I am, actually. I'm doing great.

1446
01:38:08,342 --> 01:38:11,334
Come on, Felix.
Let's get to work, buddy.

1447
01:41:40,512 --> 01:41:43,535
Hey, Mo!
Did you like the movie, sweetie?

1448
01:41:43,859 --> 01:41:47,441
Well, there was a scene
in the trailer that

1449
01:41:47,466 --> 01:41:51,046
wasn't in the movie.
And that makes me sad.

1450
01:41:51,070 --> 01:41:54,993
Oh, that's too bad! Maybe playing
your game would cheer you up.

1451
01:41:55,017 --> 01:41:56,317
Okay!

1452
01:41:58,102 --> 01:41:59,602
Pancake.

1453
01:41:59,626 --> 01:42:01,626
Milkshake.

1454
01:42:01,650 --> 01:42:03,350
Pancake.

1455
01:42:03,374 --> 01:42:04,874
Pancake.

1456
01:42:04,898 --> 01:42:05,891
Milkshake.

1457
01:42:05,915 --> 01:42:08,915
Ooh! Ooh, ooh! I wanna try, I wanna
try, I wanna try! My turn, my turn.

1458
01:42:08,939 --> 01:42:13,439
Pancake. Milkshake. Milkshake. Milkshake.

1459
01:42:13,463 --> 01:42:17,263
Pancake. Pancake. Milkshake. Milkshake.

1460
01:42:17,587 --> 01:42:20,687
I'm starting to understand why
people like this game! Very zen!

1461
01:42:23,136 --> 01:42:27,139
Hey, everybody! Look what I found!
More pancakes!

1462
01:42:27,163 --> 01:42:28,557
Sweet! Let's speed it up!

1463
01:42:28,581 --> 01:42:30,543
Pancake, pancake, pancake, pancake,

1464
01:42:30,567 --> 01:42:32,567
pancake, pancake, pancake, pancake,

1465
01:42:32,591 --> 01:42:35,415
pancake, pancake, pancake,
pancake, pancake, pancake.

1466
01:42:35,439 --> 01:42:37,170
Eat, little bunny. Eat, eat, eat!

1467
01:42:37,194 --> 01:42:40,300
Ralph, you might wanna try feeding
the kitty for a little while.

1468
01:42:40,924 --> 01:42:43,399
No, the kitty gets the milkshake!

1469
01:42:43,423 --> 01:42:47,999
The bunny gets the pancake!