[TRANSLATED] Mini Sengoku Basara Another Last Party 5

[Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uScmMN-b_gk]

[Title card: Why this bad luck, bastards!?]

Kanbei: Why...?
Kanbei: Why did things end like this?!
Kanbei: Why this bad luck, bastards?
Kanbei: I thought things were going so well, then this happens.
Kanbei: I thought they would ask me if I wanted to join them...and this happens.
Kanbei: Being invited to Sekigahara...
Kanbei: Humbly I thougtht that good luck was finally within my reach.
Kanbei: The chance to get out of this hole in the ground and take over the country.
Kanbei: But well, you know...
Kanbei: Humbly, I'm not an idiot either.
Kanbei: I had a bad feeling or two or three or four or five or six or seven or eight or nine or ten times.
Kanbei: I thought, "If this is a dream"
Kanbei: "I'll at least have a few minutes before waking up."
Kanbei: But!
Kanbei: There I was with my heart ready!
Kanbei: And in the end they told me they didn't need me!
Kanbei: I spoke too soon and had to wake up from my dream!
Kanbei: I haven't even found a way to get out of this hole in the ground!
Kanbei: When you realize that humbly, the only thing you did was get excited in this hole in the ground.
Kanbei: To later feel decieved!
Kanbei: Why do I have such bad luck? Assholes!
Kanbei: Well, if they had the chance...
Kanbei: And everyone ended up killing eachother left and right, I'd love it.
Kanbei: Humbly, by luck I've saved myself and will have a long life ahead of me
Kanbei: Therefore, there's no reason something like that can't happen.
Kanbei: Yes, thats right.
Kanbei: Perhaps even the last of them are defeated by now!
Masamune: Well!
Masamune: You're saying some really funny stuff there, eh?
Kanbei: ...What?
Yukimura: We've had the honor of hearing EVERYTHING!
Kanbei: Eh?
Mitsunari: How unpleasant. I think your damn speech is offensive.
Kanbei: Eh? Eh?
Ieyasu: If you want...I'll be your opponent until you feel satisfied!
Masamune: Lets go!
Kanbei: Why!?
Kanbei: Why did things end like this!?