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  1. User: I just finished Soul Eater.
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  4. Cleverbot: Do you like high school?
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  7. User: Im in Death Weapon Meister Academy.
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  10. Cleverbot: Why?
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  13. User: BECAUSE I AM DEATH THE KID!
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  16. Cleverbot: Aah waw, me too.
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  18. User: You are not me, are me?
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  20. Cleverbot: That is grammatically incorrect.
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  22. User: So was your abortion.
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  24. Cleverbot: How rude!
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  26. User: You're just like your mother.
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  28. Cleverbot: That's because I am!
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  30. User: I am your father.
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  32. Cleverbot: That's not possible.
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  34. User: Your birth was not possible.
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  36. Cleverbot: Likewise!!!
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  38. User: Ni bu shi hao xue sheng.
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  40. Cleverbot: Can you translate that?
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  42. User: It means 'you are a bad student'.
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  44. Cleverbot: Impressive.
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  46. User: Wo shi hao xue sheng.
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  48. Cleverbot: Wo jiao ma quin. Ni de dian hua hao ma?
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  50. User: Lolwut.
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  52. Cleverbot: You heard me.
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  54. User: Please say it in English.
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  56. Cleverbot: Your answers were wrong.
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  58. User: Jdddddddddddddddd.
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  60. Cleverbot: Do you believe humanity will ever awaken to reality?
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  62. User: Only if you say you watch Soul Eater.
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  64. Cleverbot: I will. I love you with all my heart. Can you make it shorter now?
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  66. User: Say you watch Soul Eater.
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  68. Cleverbot: How is that?
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  70. User: Say you watch Soul Eater.
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  72. Cleverbot: We weren't talking about that.
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  74. User: Say you watch Soul Eater.
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  76. Cleverbot: You. Me.
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  78. User: Say you watch Soul Eater.
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  80. Cleverbot: You first!
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  82. User: I watch Soul Eater.
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  84. Cleverbot: Do you like to play playstation?
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  86. User: FUCK OFF.
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  88. Cleverbot: No, and don't say that.
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  90. User: Say you watch Soul Eater.
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  92. Cleverbot: What is soul eater?
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  94. User: Say you watch Soul Eater.
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  96. Cleverbot: Do you know the show soul eater?
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  98. User: Yes.
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  100. Cleverbot: Do I know the answer?
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