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- User: I just finished Soul Eater.
- Cleverbot: Do you like high school?
- User: Im in Death Weapon Meister Academy.
- Cleverbot: Why?
- User: BECAUSE I AM DEATH THE KID!
- Cleverbot: Aah waw, me too.
- User: You are not me, are me?
- Cleverbot: That is grammatically incorrect.
- User: So was your abortion.
- Cleverbot: How rude!
- User: You're just like your mother.
- Cleverbot: That's because I am!
- User: I am your father.
- Cleverbot: That's not possible.
- User: Your birth was not possible.
- Cleverbot: Likewise!!!
- User: Ni bu shi hao xue sheng.
- Cleverbot: Can you translate that?
- User: It means 'you are a bad student'.
- Cleverbot: Impressive.
- User: Wo shi hao xue sheng.
- Cleverbot: Wo jiao ma quin. Ni de dian hua hao ma?
- User: Lolwut.
- Cleverbot: You heard me.
- User: Please say it in English.
- Cleverbot: Your answers were wrong.
- User: Jdddddddddddddddd.
- Cleverbot: Do you believe humanity will ever awaken to reality?
- User: Only if you say you watch Soul Eater.
- Cleverbot: I will. I love you with all my heart. Can you make it shorter now?
- User: Say you watch Soul Eater.
- Cleverbot: How is that?
- User: Say you watch Soul Eater.
- Cleverbot: We weren't talking about that.
- User: Say you watch Soul Eater.
- Cleverbot: You. Me.
- User: Say you watch Soul Eater.
- Cleverbot: You first!
- User: I watch Soul Eater.
- Cleverbot: Do you like to play playstation?
- User: FUCK OFF.
- Cleverbot: No, and don't say that.
- User: Say you watch Soul Eater.
- Cleverbot: What is soul eater?
- User: Say you watch Soul Eater.
- Cleverbot: Do you know the show soul eater?
- User: Yes.
- Cleverbot: Do I know the answer?
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