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Skyler and John BFFS (unfinished)

Dec 16th, 2013
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  1. <WrongWay>: [depressing room name]
  2. <Skyler>: >that feel]
  3. <Skyler>: IT'S SOME SORT OF DAY AT DUCKS' ADEBMY OF MUTIE SCUM OR WAHETEVR FOLKS CALL IT NOWADAY
  4. <Skyler>: SKYLER AND JOHN ARE UP TO SOEMTHING
  5. HabeusKaiju is writing english under his bed
  6. <WrongWay>: [hab, the name?]
  7. <HabeusKaiju>: oh]
  8. *** HabeusKaiju is now known as JohnQuint
  9. <Skyler>: [name change, bruh]
  10. Skyler is lyign on his bed, listening to music and tapping his fingers along to it
  11. Skyler takes out his earbuds and looks over to John
  12. JohnQuint puts a rice krispie next to Kung Fu bear, and writes down more english
  13. JohnQuint looks at Skyler with fear
  14. <Skyler>: "Hey, dude."
  15. JohnQuint rolls under the bed, and pops a sticky note on the outside
  16. <JohnQuint>: "hey"
  17. <Skyler>: [is it the sticky note that says this, or him?]
  18. <JohnQuint>: sticky note]
  19. <Skyler>: "Why don't you talk without... these?"
  20. Skyler gestures to the sticky note
  21. JohnQuint tosses a ball of paper at Skyler
  22. Skyler doesn't react. It hits him, falls, and then he picks it up.
  23. <JohnQuint>: "as you know, I am usually a nervous wreck in most things. the thing is though, when I communicate with non-verbal means, I am completely at ease. So....that is why i use the stickies note. It's one of the easier ways
  24. <Skyler>: "....Right. Is this like, with everybody? Is there anyone you're comfortable enough to just talk face to face with?"
  25. JohnQuint tosses another paper
  26. Skyler catches his one
  27. <JohnQuint>: "Well, I did find solace with a nice girl named Alina, and she even helped me with the blood issue, and almost kept my head on. Other than tha,t not really, no."
  28. <Skyler>: "Alina? ...The tall girl, with the luck powers, right?"
  29. JohnQuint tosses an airplane
  30. <JohnQuint>: "Yes"
  31. <Skyler>: "I've seen her. So you're dating?"
  32. <JohnQuint>: W-wh-what?!
  33. <Skyler>: So... no.
  34. <JohnQuint>: Nuh-no!
  35. <Skyler>: Riiight, right! Sorry, didn't mean to push any buttons!
  36. <Skyler>: ...Do you /want/ to date her?
  37. <JohnQuint>: I a-a-a-am not duh-dating Alina, she was j-j-just nice to me
  38. <JohnQuint>: not ruh-really...
  39. <Skyler>: That's fine, just making sure.
  40. <JohnQuint>: How a-a-a-about you?
  41. <Skyler>: The height thing might be an issue, but she seems alright.
  42. <Skyler>: Well, not that I especially have a chance anymore, but if I /did/.
  43. Skyler chuckles to himself, almost tragically.
  44. <Skyler>: But, hey! We're talking normally now, too!
  45. <JohnQuint>: N-no one in-n-n-in general?
  46. <JohnQuint>: And, I cuh-cuh-can speak no-n-n-no-normally, I just nuh-need help...
  47. <Skyler>: It's fiiiine. Practice makes perfect, right? It took me a couple of months to fly, even with giant technicolor wings.
  48. <JohnQuint>: M-muh-moths?
  49. <Skyler>: [months! MONTHS!]
  50. <Skyler>: [AAARGH]
  51. <Skyler>: {TWO IN THE MORNIIIIIING]
  52. <JohnQuint>: TOO LATE]
  53. <JohnQuint>: ITS CANON]
  54. <Skyler>: *cough* I mean I months. Sorry.
  55. <JohnQuint>: MOTHS TAUGHT SKYLER THE WAY OF FLIGHT]
  56. <JohnQuint>: O-oh...
  57. <Skyler>: Maybe I've got a lisp or something. Hrmm.
  58. <JohnQuint>: and...I cuh-can speak normally n-n-n-now...
  59. <Skyler>: Aaaaaanyways
  60. <Skyler>: It's all about time, hard work, and practicing when nobody's around!
  61. <Skyler>: Especially the last part. My sisters taped my first flight attempts
  62. <Skyler>: It's uh, still out there.
  63. <JohnQuint>: nuh-no...you a-a-aren't listening
  64. <Skyler>: [I'm about on bork speeds]
  65. <JohnQuint>: I can spuh-spuh-speak fine
  66. <JohnQuint>: I just need Nuh-Nazgul
  67. <Skyler>: Nuz-what?
  68. <JohnQuint>: M-mah-my horse
  69. <Skyler>: Ah. And this horse gets rid of the stuttering problem?
  70. <JohnQuint>: y-ye-yeah...
  71. <JohnQuint>: It calms me d-d-d-down
  72. <Skyler>: Awesome! Can I see her? Or him? ..it?
  73. <JohnQuint>: It...it's huh-hard to ex-puh-puh-plain
  74. JohnQuint crawls out from under the bed
  75. <Skyler>: [yeah, I need to bork out]
  76. <JohnQuint>: I can show you, if you w-w-want
  77. <JohnQuint>: oh, thats fine, night man]
  78. <Skyler>: [we might be able to do this tomorrow, or tuesday]
  79. JohnQuint adds another scratch to the days he hasnt shown off his horse]
  80. <JohnQuint>: one day, Nazgul....one day]
  81. <WrongWay>: [ got logs, donut worry]
  82. Skyler spontaneously combusts, dies]
  83. JohnQuint read his head against the wall]
  84. JohnQuint head fall off
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