dream log 73

it begins with me trying to sleep at home. it's around 12:45 am here, and everybody else has told me to sleep, but i badly need to shower, so i think i can make it before 1 am. i gather up my clothes for the next day, and run off to the shower.

but i wonder if i'm alone now, if i somehow drove myself home, and i don't remember getting here at all. then someone is in the shower, but not actually showering, so it's okay. they motion to me, and tell me an interesting story.

"once upon a time, someone was shitting their ass here, underground.

mother nature didn't like them shitting here, so she turned the location into a volcano and killed the shitting guy here with heat.

then the aboveground place was turned into many restrooms anyways, and everybody was shitting here and laughing, but it did not anger mother nature, because they had their own stalls."

my dream self, in response: what the fuck haha