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- >N: Day OOOOOH YEAH in Equestria.
- >N: You are Randy Savage-
- MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE.
- >N: …Macho Man Randy Savage, and you are currently in the uppermost branches of a tree.
- RESPECT THE MACHO MADNESS MAN.
- >N: You don’t really remember how you got to Ponyville; the last memory of your life on Earth involved driving with your wife.
- THE BEAT GOES ON MAN.
- >N: ….yes. You missed her sometimes, but right now you were focusing on the Yellow Menace that had chased you up a tre-
- IF YOU GO AGAINST THE MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE YOU CAN ONLY EXPECT TO BE DEFEATED.
- >N: As I was saying; Flutt-
- COMPARITIVELY SPEAKING, YOU ARE LIKE A LONE EARTH PONY IN THE REALM DRAGONS. YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A SEA-PONY IN THE OCEAN.
- >N: Uh-
- AND IIIII AM THE ENTIRE OCEAN; YEAH.
- >Fluttershy slowly begins crawling up the reverse side of the tree.
- >N: Randy…
- PINKIE PIE IS ICING THE CHAMPAGNE AS WE SPEAK.
- >”OHMYGOSHIMSOEXCITED!” Pinkie is sitting by the tree with a bucket of ice and a bottle of Berry Punch Special Vintage Champagne.
- BECAUSE TODAY IS THE DAY THAT THE YELLOW MEN-ASS IS GOING DOOOOOOOOOOWN…OH YEAH.
- >Fluttershy swoops down on you and puts you in a full nelson, giddily dragging you towards her cottage.
- [INSERT GIRLY SCREAM HERE.]
- >Using the above scream, you pelt her with slim jims and with tears in your eyes, offer her the Championship Belt in exchange for your freedom.
- >”O-oh, you’re ab-bout to find out what I’m ch-champion at.” Her eyes light up with carnal passion as she speaks.
- >The door to her house closes, and the sounds of your girlish Macho Man screams of “NO” fill the forest.
- >N: Well fuck; Fluttershy wins…Now about that champagne Pinkie…..
- END.
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