Dry Bowser Fanfiction

Dry Bowser checked the calendar while shaking his head, the skeletal reptile holding his hands behind his back while squinting his eyes. "Every day it's always something stupid... why can't we just have 1 thing without going too far?"
:I dunno: A Koopa chimed. :I think it's ok.:
"Well maybe it is for you but not for the rest of us." Dry Bowser dryly responded.
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It was just another day to enjoy a sunny relaxation bout on Isle Delfino in its famed Delfino Plaza, and a certain skeletal reptile was there with a llama shaped being that was the god of all Pokemon.
"So here we are together again." Dry Bowser spoke while sipping a cup of tea.
Arceus nodded his head. "Yes that is quite. How have you been doing?"
"Fine but I feel that I could be doing better."
"What makes you feel that way?"
"Oh it's just the simple fact that we're being used to pad out a stupid story."
"But don't you realize that our role in these fanfiction tales is to ultimately be just that?"
"Why would you be so comfortable with it?"
"For the same reason I'm fine with making appearances out of nothing." Arceus chuckled. "To anything, something can be everything."
Dry Bowser was unsure as to what Arceus was getting about when they got an unexpected visitor approaching them.