Barf Mountain 20190120

Kingdom of Loathing
Barf Mountain farming results for Sunday, January 20 2019

 Advs Used: 424
 Meat Gained: 2,024,536
 Substats: 32,967 / 69,105 / 27,395
 Fullstats: 6 / 9 / 6
"DRINK ME" potion
acid-squirting flower
alphabet gum (3)
amulet coin
Amulet of Yendor (2)
ancient vinyl coin purse
Angry Farmer's Wife Candy (-2)
asbestos stick
asbestos sword hilt (3)
Atomic Pop (2)
BACON (100)
bag of gross foreign snacks (29)
bag of park garbage (311)
barbed-wire fence
bazookafish bubble gum (2)
beach glass bead (4)
big bass drum
big red clown nose (4)
big rock
black candy heart (3)
black pixel
bloody clown pants (4)
blue mana (2)
blue pixel (6)
boiling broth
bottle of Pete's Sake
bottle of rum (-1)
bottle of whiskey (5)
box
box of Dweebs (-2)
boxed wine (18)
breakfast mess
breath mint
brick (2)
briefcase (2)
broken skull (2)
brown sugar cane (2)
browser cookie
bucket of wine (2)
caipifruta
candy brain
candy cane (9)
candy skeleton
candy stake (2)
candycaine powder
carob chunks
cast
catgut
cheap sunglasses (7)
Cherrytastrophe wine cooler (3)
children of the candy corn
chocolate pasta spoon (-1)
chocolate saucepan
chocolate seal-clubbing club
chocolate stolen accordion (2)
chocolate turtle totem
chrome stick
chrome sword hilt
Chroner
clay peace-sign bead (4)
Cloaca Cola Polar
clown shoes (4)
clown skin
coal contact lenses
cocktail mushroom (8)
coconut shell
cog (2)
Cold Hots candy
cold nuggets (82)
cold wad (-3)
cosmetic football
cotton candy bale (2)
cotton candy pillow (3)
cotton candy pinch (2)
cotton candy skoshe
cotton candy smidgen (2)
crazy little Turkish delight (3)
Crimbo candied pecan
Crimbo fudge (2)
cymbal syrup
dead guy's watch (2)
decomposed boot (2)
defective skull
deodorant
dirty hobo gloves (3)
disassembled clover (3)
divine blowout (23)
divine can of silly string (21)
divine champagne flute (3)
divine cracker (2)
divine noisemaker (20)
dollar-sign bag (9)
double-ice gum
Draftsman's driving gloves
dry martini
dry noodles (5)
dubious peppermint (2)
eggnog (18)
Egnaro berry (-1)
elderly jawbreaker
elemental caipiroska (-18)
elemental sugarcube (71)
Elvish delight
enormous belt buckle
Everlasting Deckswabber
expensive camera (43)
explosion-flavored chewing gum (2)
fake hand (2)
fat stacks of cash
fat wallet (5)
felt
filthy child leash (6)
filthy corduroys
filthy hippy poncho (4)
filthy knitted dread sack (5)
fish head (-1)
flaming crutch
flute of flat champagne
foolscap fool's cap
frilly skirt (5)
fruitcake (10)
fry-oil-flavored Hob-O
Fudgie Roll
FunFunds™
furry pants
garbage juice slurpee (15)
garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O (3)
gas can
Gathered Meat-Clip (37)
ghuol egg
giant red gummi ingot
giant yellow gummi bear
gin and tonic
gingerbread bugbear (8)
gob of wet hair
Good 'n' Slimy (2)
googly eye (3)
grapefruit (4)
green drunki-bear
green pixel (3)
gummi salamander (2)
gummi snake
Gummi-DNA
Gummi-Gnauga (2)
hacked gibson (2)
half of a gold tooth (4)
hamethyst (-1)
hemp string
herbs
hermit permit
hippopotamus skin (2)
holly-flavored Hob-O
homoerotic frat-paddle (3)
honey stick
honey-dipped locust
hot nuggets (67)
hot wad (-3)
How to Avoid Scams (2)
huge gold coin (2)
ice-cold fotie (2)
ice-cold Sir Schlitz (4)
ice-cold six-pack
ice-cold Willer
jazz soap
jumping horseradish (-1)
lavender candy heart (-1)
lead necklace (3)
leather bookmark (9)
leather mask
lemon (5)
length of string (2)
licorice boa (2)
licorice root
linoleum sword hilt (2)
little firkin (2)
little paper umbrella (2)
loose teeth (2)
LOV Earrings
love song of disturbing obsession (12)
love song of icy revenge (9)
love song of naughty innuendo (11)
love song of smoldering passion (13)
love song of sugary cuteness (11)
love song of vague ambiguity (12)
lovecat tail (2)
Mad Train wine
magical ice cube with a fly in it
magical ice cubes (2)
magical sausage (-23)
magical sausage casing (25)
marzipan skull
massive gemstone (2)
meadeorite (-1)
meat from yesterday (2)
mesh cap
metal meteoroid
Meteorite-Ade (2)
Middle of the Road™ brand whiskey
Mob Penguin cellular phone
mouth-watering mayolus (-1)
Mr. Mediocrebar
mullet wig
Necbro wafers
Neverending Party favor
normal barrel (38)
Now and Earlier (3)
Nuclear Blastball
old coin purse (4)
old leather wallet (3)
olive (3)
orange (2)
Orcish baseball cap (5)
Orcish cargo shorts (3)
Pack of Alice's Army Cards
pack of chewing gum
Pain Dip
pantogram pants
patchouli incense stick (6)
penguin skin
peppermint sprig (-1)
peppermint sprout (-15)
phat turquoise bead
pickle-flavored chewing gum (3)
Piddles
pile of candy (2)
pine tar (4)
Pine-Fresh air freshener
pink candy heart (-1)
pirate pelvis
pixel coin (3)
pixellated moneybag (2)
pocket wish (2)
Polka Pop
pr0n legs (2)
premium malt liquor
pretty flower
prismatic wad (2)
Purple Beast energy drink (2)
raffle ticket (5)
rat appendix
razor-sharp can lid (3)
red drunki-bear
red pixel (4)
Red Rover BB gun
red-hot sausage fork
resolution: be feistier (8)
resolution: be happier (11)
resolution: be kinder
resolution: be more adventurous (2)
resolution: be sexier (14)
resolution: be smarter (13)
resolution: be stronger (8)
resolution: be wealthier (11)
ribbon candy (3)
rock (6)
rope
rubber emo roe (2)
sack lunch
Sacramento wine
salty dog
scrumptious reagent (5)
Senior Mints (-1)
shiny stones (4)
shoe ad T-shirt
shot of peach schnapps
shot of tomato schnapps (2)
skeleton bone
sleaze nuggets (79)
sleaze wad (-3)
soda water
Source essence (-30)
sphygmayomanometer
spiked femur
spooky nuggets (74)
spooky sap
spooky wad (-3)
sprocket
squashed frog
Steal This Candy
stench nuggets (81)
stench powder
stench wad (-3)
sterno-flavored Hob-O (3)
stick (3)
stick of "gum" (4)
stolen meatpouch (8)
strawberry (6)
stringy sinew
stuffed Meat
stuffed scary death orb
stuffed snowy owl
stuffing
sugar chapeau
Sugar Cog
sugar shard
sugar sheet (4)
sugar shillelagh (2)
sugar shirt
sugar shorts (2)
Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro
tamarind-flavored chewing gum
tambourine bells (4)
tangarita with a fly in it
tasket (2)
Tasty Fun Good rice candy
tenderizing hammer (2)
tooth
Trivial Avocations Card: When? (3)
twinkly wad (-3)
Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix (3)
uncooked chorizo
unremarkable duffel bag (2)
urinal cake (2)
valuable trinket (2)
vodka and cranberry
vodka gibson
wad of tofu
white candy heart
white lightning
white pixel (15)
whoopie cushion
Wint-O-Fresh mint
wooden block
worthless gewgaw (-1)
worthless knick-knack (-3)
worthless trinket
x-ray specs
yak skin
Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick
Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher
yellow candy heart
yellow gummi ingot
yellow snowcone
yeti fur
Ze™ goggles