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- #In the beginning was the computer. And God said
- :Let there be light!
- #You have not signed on yet.
- :God.
- #Enter user password.
- :Omniscient.
- #Password Incorrect. Try again!
- :Omnipotent.
- #Password Incorrect. Try again!
- :Technocrat.
- #And God signed on 12:01 a.m., Sunday, March 1.
- :Let there be light!
- #Unrecognizable command. Try again!
- :Create light.
- #Done.
- :Run heaven and earth.
- #And God created Day and Night. And God saw there were 0 errors.
- #And God signed off at 12:02 a.m., Sunday, March 1.
- #Approx. funds remaining: $92.50.
- #And God signed on at 12:00 a.m., Monday, March 2.
- :Let there be firmament in the midst of the water and
- #Unrecognizable command! Try again!
- :Create firmament.
- #Done.
- :Run firmament.
- #And God divided the waters. And God saw there were 0 errors.
- #And God signed off at 12:01 a.m., Monday, March 2.
- #Approx. funds remaining: $84.60.
- #And God signed on at 12:00 a.m., Tuesday, March 3.
- :Let the waters under heaven be gathered together unto one place and let =
- the dry land appear and
- #Too many characters in string specification! Try again.
- :Create dryland.
- #Done!
- :Run dryland.
- #And God created Earth and Seas. And God saw there were 0 errors.
- #And God signed off at 12:01 a.m., Tuesday, March 3.
- #Approx. funds remaining: $65.00.
- #And God signed on at 12:00 a.m., Wednesday, March 4.
- :Create lights in the firmament to divide the day from the night.
- #Unspecified type. Try again!
- :Create sunmoonstars.
- #And God created Sun, Moon, Stars. And God saw there were 0 errors.
- #And God signed off at 12:01 a.m., Wednesday, March 4.
- #Approx. funds remaining: $54:00.
- #And God signed on at 12:00 a.m., Thursday, March 5.
- :Create fish.
- #Done.
- :Create fowl.
- #Done.
- :Run fish'nfowl.
- #And God created the great seamonsters and every living creature that creepeth
- wherewith the waters swarmed after its kind and every winged fowl after
- its kind. 0 errors.
- #And God signed off at 12:01 a.m., Thursday, March 5.
- #Approx. funds remaining: $45.00.
- #And God signed on at 12:00 a.m., Friday, March 6.
- :Create cattle.
- #Done.
- :Create creepy things.
- #Done.
- :Now let us make man in our image.
- #Unspecified type! Try again.
- :Create man.
- #Done.
- :Be fruitful and multiply and replenish the earth and subdue it and have
- dominion over the fish of the sea and over of the fowl of the air and over
- every living thing that creepeth upon the earth.
- #Too many command operands! Try again.
- :Run multiplication.
- #Execution terminated. 6 errors.
- :Insert breath.
- #O.K.
- :Run multiplication.
- #Execution terminated. 5 errors.
- :Move man to Garden of Eden.
- #File Garden of Eden does not exist.
- :Create Gard.En.
- #Done.
- :Move man to Gard.En.
- #O.K.
- :Run multiplication.
- #Execution terminated. 4 errors.
- :Copy woman from man.
- #O.K.
- :Run multiplication.
- #Execution terminated. 3 errors.
- :Insert woman into man.
- #Illegal parameters. Try again!
- :Insert man into woman.
- #O.K.
- :Run multiplication.
- #Execution terminated. 2 errors.
- :Create desire.
- #Done.
- :Run multiplication.
- #And God saw man'nwoman being fruitful and multiplying in the Gard.En.
- #Warning: No time limit on this run. 1 errors.
- :Create freewill.
- #Done.
- :Run freewill.
- #And God saw man'nwoman being fruitful and multiplying in the Gard.En.
- #Warning: No time limit on this run. 1 errors.
- :Undo desire.
- #Desire cannot be undone once freewill is created.
- :Destroy freewill.
- #Freewill is an inaccessible file and cannot be destroyed.
- #Enter replacement, cancel, or ask for help.
- :Help!
- #Desire cannot be undone once freewill is created.
- #Freewill is an inaccessible file and cannot be destroyed.
- #Enter replacement, cancel, or ask for help.
- :Create Treeofknowledge.
- #And God saw man'nwoman being fruitful and multiplying in the Gard.En.
- #Warning: No time limit on this run. 1 errors.
- :Create good'nevil.
- #Done.
- :Activate evil.
- #And God saw he had created shame.
- #Warning: System error in sector E95. Man'nwoman not in Gard.En.
- #1 errors.
- :Scan Gard.En. for man'nwoman.
- #Man'nwoman cannot be located. Try again!
- :Search Gard.En. for man'nwoman.
- #Search failed.
- :Delete shame.
- #Shame cannot be deleted once evil has been activated.
- :Destroy freewill.
- #Freewill an inaccessible file and cannot be destroyed.
- :Stop!
- #Unrecognizable command. Try again.
- :Break
- :Break
- :Break
- #ATTENTION ALL USERS ATTENTION ALL USERS: COMPUTER GOING DOWN FOR REGULAR DAY
- OF MAINTENANCE AND REST IN FIVE MINUTES. PLEASE SIGN OFF.
- :Create new world.
- #You have exceeded your allotted file space. You must destroy old files before
- new ones can be created.
- :Destroy earth.
- #Destroy earth. Please confirm.
- :Destroy earth confirmed.
- #COMPUTER DOWN. COMPUTER DOWN. SERVICES WILL RESUME ON SUNDAY MARCH 8 AT 6:00
- A.M. YOU MUST SIGN OFF NOW!
- #And God signed off at 11:59 p.m., Friday, March 6.
- #And God he had zero funds remaining.
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